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(air whooshing)
(metal clanging)
(eerie electronic music)
- Don't hide from me, 'cause
I will always find you.
You think you get away,
but I'm in your head.
(eerie music)
I am 8 Ball the Clown.
And I became a clown
to entertain,
to create laughter,
and to make people happy.
I was so filled with
rage and the pain burned.
Oh, how it burned in my brain
eating at me,
and feeding my addiction.
I tried to make it go away
to soothe the pain with a little
opioid here and there.
And so my addiction
grew out of control,
and I could no longer
contain
the rage.
It would not stop,
and so I spewed
destruction.
There have been a handful
of dark times in my life.
And these are by
far the darkest.
My emotions swirls,
opioids run through my veins
injecting whatever I can find
to get my next fix.
And it's never enough.
Never enough, so I keep
going deeper and deeper
into the depths of hell,
shattering the
dreams and illusions
of being the
greatest clown ever.
I kill for no reason
other than pure
euphoria,
seeking to dull the
painful demons in my brain,
if just for a moment
avoiding reality
which is my failure.
I used to be stable
and quite entertaining.
But over time, people
became afraid of clowns.
They feared clowns.
And even despised clowns.
For that, they
will certainly pay.
Oh they will pay dearly
for the sinful acts that
have been disposed on me.
Laughing at me, not with me.
They beg for their lives.
They want mercy,
and I take away their pain.
China white, brown tie,
Mexican crude,
or synthetic bliss.
That's all you need to know.
Lately, I've been
feeling unstable again.
And my addiction
has evolved
into an insatiable
lust for killing.
And I don't just kill.
I bring them to my god.
Flowing through their veins
in a precarious manner,
bringing the pleasure,
and euphoria, and the pain
of certain death.
I am 8-Ball the Clown.
And I will make you happy.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
You will be happy.
This I can assure you.
(laughs)
(eerie music)
(water running)
I don't know.
What?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I don't know.
(slow suspenseful music)
(inaudible)
What the fuck?
That didn't just happen.
Oh god.
This heroine must be cut
with some dirty shit.
This can't be real.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, regain composure.
I gotta,
I gotta go finish
what I started.
I gotta finish what I started.
(slow suspenseful music)
Oh god.
This can't be fucking real.
(crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
Jesus, stop.
(slow suspenseful music)
My magic hat.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
Back
to paradise.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh.
(groaning)
(slow suspenseful music)
(knocking on door)
Okay.
Hello miss.
What can I do for you?
- I'm here about that baby stuff
you listed on the internet.
- Ah yes, the baby stuff.
- It's a boy.
- It does look like you
got a little one on board,
don't you.
- Due any day now.
- Yes, seems like he'll
be coming out real soon.
- Yeah, the ad said
there was some,
some toys and clothes.
They said it was a crib
and like some--
- Yeah, I got a baby seat too.
I'm sorry, my manners.
Come on in, please.
Please, come in.
Everything's just down there.
- So what are you, like
a clown or something?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I sure am.
I mean the kids just love me.
I actually have a
surprise party planned
for later tonight.
(slow suspenseful music)
- [Pregnant Woman] Well it
sounds like your parties
a lot of fun.
- Oh, my parties are to die for.
- Well maybe you can do
my kid's birthday party.
- Oh, I'd be delighted to.
(screaming)
Shh.
(screaming)
Shh.
Shh shh shh.
(slow suspenseful music)
- Please watch
your surroundings.
Do not hesitate
to call 911.
All right.
(inaudible)
Please be precaution
of these children.
Pick them up from school.
Make sure they know (inaudible)
cause these clowns
are everywhere.
(inaudible) City
has been overwhelmed
with these clown sightings.
We'll keep you updated on
the Day nine o'clock news and
(inaudible)
This is Juanita
Foster signing off.
See ya.
(slow suspenseful music)
- Ambiance.
Yes, yes.
Here we go.
Just.
Got to put a little
cover on your face.
Make sure you're
here for the party.
(humming)
Oh, so cute.
(cackles)
Yeah, just a little,
just a little dab will do you.
(humming)
Yeah, I want you
to look beautiful
when you're having that kid.
It's a very special
event, after all.
(laughs)
Alright, thanks
for holding that.
Let's see.
Right.
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
Oh no, that's too good.
Alright, now
we just got to figure
how to get the baby out.
I know there's
something around here.
(laughs)
No, no.
Fun but
not delicate enough.
I could,
no, too blunt.
Hmm, that's a thought.
No, I need a more precise hand.
Of course, trusty rusty.
My old friend.
You will do the job.
(laughs)
But not just yet.
(screams)
- No.
Stop it.
- What are you doing?
- No.
- What are you doing?
- You are being very naughty.
If you persist,
I am going to cut
your voice box.
And then you're not gonna
make any more noises, okay.
- What do you want from me?
What do you want?
- [8 Ball] To be happy,
just like everybody else.
- Don't do this.
- I think I deserve it.
(laughs)
Oh, oh, my.
- No, no.
- I want your baby.
- No.
(laughs)
Don't.
- Don't worry, don't worry.
- No.
- Your baby's gonna be fine.
(laughs)
I've done this
many times before.
- Let me go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
(screams)
Why don't you go to sleep, okay.
- [Pregnant Woman] No.
No.
- Let me get you something
for your pain.
- [Pregnant Woman] Please no.
No.
No.
- Shh.
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
(laughs)
We've got a lot of work to do.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Little buddy.
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Hey.
Hey, welcome.
Buddy.
(laughs)
This is your world now.
(laughs)
It's a boy.
It's a boy.
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Say bye to mommy.
She's not gonna make it.
(laughs)
(baby crying)
(laughs)
I love you.
Welcome to the
world, little guy.
It's gonna be a lifetime
of laughter and love,
and heroine.
(laughs)
But every baby boy
needs juice, right.
Mother's milk
to make us big and strong.
Oh, welcome, welcome.
All of this will be yours.
You will be the
greatest clown ever.
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Oh, the games we'll play.
(laughs)
It'll be a party every day.
(laughs)
I always knew I'd be a good dad.
I don't care what they say.
(slow suspenseful music)
It's not true what they say.
Clowns never eat their young.
(laughs)
(baby crying)
Welcome to the
world, little guy.
It'll be what you make it.
(slow suspenseful music)
I bet you're hungry too.
Don't worry,
I'll get you
something real soon.
(humming)
(slow suspenseful music)
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Oh, I know what you need.
(slow suspenseful music)
The first
step
in a journey of
a thousand miles.
(laughs)
There you go.
(laughs)
Sleep tight little baby.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
It's okay.
Shh.
Everything's gonna be fine now.
(slow suspenseful music)
Don't worry drama.
I know what you need.
I know what you need.
(slow suspenseful music)
(baby crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
- My god.
Holy fuck, you scared
the shit out of me
you fucking asshole.
God.
(slow suspenseful music)
(slow suspenseful music)
(muffled laughing)
Man, you look like hell.
- You'd look like hell too
if you were a clown.
Nobody likes clowns anymore.
But dammit, the world needs us.
(laughs)
- I don't know what's
so bad about clowns.
I mean you're right,
everyone needs clowns.
- Everyone needs to laugh.
(laughs)
- Man, look at you.
- I don't want to.
- Jesus.
- Look at you.
- Yeah.
- You're drunk.
(laughs)
- Judge my drinking.
- Oh, I'm not judging,
I need a ride.
(laughs)
- You don't know
why I drink, okay.
I drink because
I got a lot of pain.
- You think you have
pain, try being a clown.
(slow suspenseful music)
- I'm not even supposed
to be here today.
- Maybe if you didn't drink,
you'd still have your kids.
(laughs)
- I don't know why
we fight so much.
- Have you ever
tried being a clown?
She might like that.
- Never.
Never been a clown before.
- You got to bring a little
spice to the bedroom.
- You're right.
That's a good idea.
I might try that.
How much do one of those cost?
- I'll do it for free.
(laughs)
It's not like it'll
make things worse.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
All right, Balloon,
show me the hairy.
- I got little
something more than brown stone.
- Oh yeah?
- I got some shit that's
gonna fuck you up.
This is what they
call blue lady.
- Blue lady?
- Yeah.
- What the fuck?
I hope it's not like
that last batch man.
That shit had me fucking
walking like a zombie.
I woke up,
I woke up in a crypt.
Okay.
- [Balloon] Yes,
some new shit man.
All the kids doing it.
- Well if it's good for kids,
it's good for clowns.
(laughs)
- It's like a little
bit of Mr. Brownstone
mixed with some meth.
You can light it,
snort it,
smoke it,
or shoot it.
- Let's do it all.
(laughs)
- Yeah.
Come on.
Shit, let's fire some up man.
- Okay.
- Let's go old school.
Yeah man.
Let's do it.
- Just plop some there.
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
We're gonna get fucked up.
- Right.
- I'm looking forward to this.
Okay, okay, okay.
This one's a little tricky.
Why don't you
light it up for us.
- Gotcha man.
(laughs)
Yeah man, this is
gonna be great.
I'm telling you man,
this is the best.
(slow suspenseful music)
(coughing)
- Holy fuck.
(coughing)
Fuck.
(slow suspenseful music)
- Oh shit.
- God fuck.
Oh.
- Isn't that some
good shit, bro?
- Fuck.
Oh.
Yeah.
- How you gonna pay up man?
I ain't no fucking charity.
- Man, you know I
don't have any money.
- What?
What do you mean you
don't have any money, man?
- I don't,
I'm a fucking clown.
- So?
- I don't make any money.
- What about your
last victim, man,
that you killed?
Did you take his fucking wallet?
- It's gone.
- What do you mean it's gone?
- I got nothing.
- What the fuck does that men?
- Nothing but trusty rusty.
- Dude, what the fuck
am I supposed to do
with all this shit?
- I, I, I don't know.
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
You fucking suck
as a clown, man.
- [8 Ball] The fuck did you say?
- Fuck you, you fucking wannabe
washed up piece of shit.
- Bullshit.
- [Balloon] Go back to
the circus or something,
you fucking big motherfucker.
- Okay.
Okay. Fuck.
- Go make some
fucking money, man.
- Oh, how about I try,
how about I try
to steal from Balloon.
(soft music)
8 Ball bitch.
(laughs)
You,
yes, yes, yes, of course.
Always come prepared.
Hmm.
You almost look the part.
(slow suspenseful music)
Almost.
Tricky.
Perfect.
(laughs)
(humming)
Yes.
The festive clown.
- [8 Ball] So send me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
- You need to hear this.
It's funny as hell.
- [Child] What is it?
- Wiggles the Clown.
His answering machine message.
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message
and I'll call you right back.
- He's stupid.
(playful music)
(screaming)
You need to stop luring
kids into the woods,
you creep.
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
- Clowns suck.
(yelling)
Drunk looser.
(farthing)
Ewe.
- [8 Ball] Hey, it's
8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
- You ruin birthday parties
just because you're
a drunk looser.
(playful music)
- You're a sick,
demented asshole.
- You're a horrible clown.
- Yeah, I bet you
live in the dumpster.
- No, he probably
lives in the sewer.
(laughs)
- True.
(knocking on door)
- Hold on.
(knocking)
- Alright.
Alright man, please
stop banging on my door.
I got a baby sleeping.
I'm not trying to buy nothing.
- Man, I ain't selling anything.
I'm not selling nothing.
I'm just looking for my wife.
- I don't--
- Where my wife at?
- I don't get many
visitors here man.
- I haven't seen her man.
My wife's car sitting
in front of your house.
- I haven't seen any strange
ladies hanging around.
- [Husband] Have you seen her?
- [8 Ball] Well maybe
she had the baby.
- [Husband] I don't--
- [8 Ball] Have you
checked the hospitals?
- What you mean about a baby?
- [8 Ball] You just
said she's pregnant.
- Man, the car's
sitting right there.
- Okay, please feel
free to look around.
You're not gonna find her here.
(baby crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
(baby crying)
(laughs)
Meet baby daddy.
Hello.
(laughs)
Well, he was, he
would have been, but.
(laughs)
Well, looks like baby's daddy
is gonna be joining a momma
for a night of fun
and excitement.
Yes.
Yes.
It's gonna be a great time.
(laughs)
Come on, drama.
We've got some party
favors to put together.
(laughs)
No, no, stay there.
(news playing)
- This is Steve Yeager
with WD5 TV
and we're talking
with Erica Collins,
a 13 year old
(inaudible) student
who was recently
attacked by a clown.
Erica, could you tell
us what happened?
- Well, I was walking
my dog by the reservoir.
And she slipped off her leash
and took off running.
Well of course I went after her.
- Well that's understandable.
So what happened next?
(slow suspenseful music)
- Well I was looking
around for her
when someone came up and
grabbed me from behind.
I tried to,
I tried to scream,
but he put his
hand over my mouth.
(inaudible)
- That had to be terrifying.
What was going
through your mind?
- I'm dead.
He's going to kill me.
And he whispered the
creepiest thing to me.
- And what was that?
(inaudible)
- That's horrible.
But you got away.
How'd you do that?
(inaudible)
- She's small but she attacked.
And when I looked behind me,
he was gone.
- Wow, were you able
to give the police
a good description?
- [Erica] For sure.
(inaudible)
- [Steve] Well thank
you for sharing
your terrible
experience with us.
- What are you doing?
- Pranking the clown.
- What clown?
- Wiggles.
His message is funny.
- His message might be funny,
but stop.
- All the kids do it.
- Have you seen
whats on the news?
All the stuff about the clowns?
I really wouldn't be pranking
that clown right now.
- We were just having fun.
- At his expense?
Just leave him alone.
He's probably gonna come
over here all pissed off.
- Why?
- Hang it up and stop.
Why would you fuck
around with a clown?
He could find out
where you live.
School's been canceled tomorrow.
- [Girl] Yay.
- School is boring.
- Yeah, but it's not
that much of yay.
It's canceled cause of
the clown sightings.
- Can we stay up late?
- Not real late.
You can stay up
until I get home.
- Sure.
- Oh yeah, and mom
will be back tomorrow,
so you guys need to
clean this stuff up.
- Alright, I got it.
Just go.
- Should be back
around 11 or so.
So don't answer the door.
Call me if you need anything.
And watch out for the clowns.
(laughs)
- That's not fucking funny.
- Nice language.
- [Boy] Thank you.
(slow suspenseful music)
- [Woman] Help.
(slow suspenseful music)
(moaning)
- Oh you dirty girl.
You've thrown up
all over yourself.
Clowns know how to
hold their juices.
(laughs)
How you doing, honey?
(crying)
You're looking a little rough.
(laughs)
Why aren't you happy?
You look like you should be.
You know,
god told me I need to make
as many people happy as I can.
So, I'm just doing
what I got to.
(laughs)
What's that?
You got something to say?
(laughs)
Don't hold back.
(laughs)
There's no judgment here.
(laughs)
You're in my happy place,
so you should learn to be happy.
(laughs)
You know I got these
balloons special for you.
(crying)
What's that?
(laughs)
Oh, I kill myself.
I kill everyone.
(laughs)
- Don't.
- Heroine is like
inhaling the breath of God.
There is nothing more euphoric
than sticking a
needle in my arm.
The slow penetration,
as the warmth of a her orgasm
slowly moves through my body,
mixing with the blood
in a macabre dance
of utterly
fascinating fantasy.
(laughs)
Oh, the pure,
white liquid lady heroine
as she pulls me deep inside her,
suckling me.
Oh, I will humiliate you.
I will manipulate you.
I will lie to you.
I will defile you.
I will cut you.
I will kill you.
Because heroine,
heroine is my god.
And my faith is strong.
(laughs)
Now you,
now you
will get to feel the pure
pleasure and pain
of my god.
(crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
What's wrong with you?
What?
Hey, buddy.
Buddy.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Hello.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Who's gonna play with me now.
Oh god, mom.
Mom's gone.
Oh god, I got to move the body.
I gotta clean this up.
I gotta, I gotta do something.
Oh god.
Okay, okay.
Not expected, not expected.
Will this help?
Something better.
Something bigger
to clean this up.
I don't know.
Oh god, mom can't see this.
Fuck.
That's okay.
Maintain positive attitude.
(slow suspenseful music)
Oh shit.
Momma's not gonna like this,
but I got a plan.
It's okay.
We'll make you smaller.
Fuck that.
You ready?
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(saw rumbling)
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(playful music)
- [Kid] Stupid, ain't it.
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(playful music)
- [Girl] My dad said
not to touch little children
again.
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(playful music)
- [Kid] Okay, end it.
(inaudible)
And then.
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
(laughs)
So twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(playful music)
(inaudible)
- [Kid] Demented asshole.
(phone ringing)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] Hey, you've
reached 8 Ball the Clown.
I'm out making children happy.
So twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(playful music)
(kid speaking indistinctly)
(screaming)
- I can do this.
I can do this.
Fuck this.
(phone ringing)
No, no, no, no, no.
Fucking kids.
Laugh.
Making children happy.
So twerk me a message
and I'll call you right back.
Fucking kids.
(yelling)
(playful music)
Fucking,
fucking motherfuckers.
You little shits.
What do you know
about being a clown?
What do you know about
making people laugh?
You think you're funny?
You're not funny.
You little fuckers.
(slow suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Again?
God.
No.
Fucking kids.
You motherfucking kids.
I'll fucking find you.
I'll fucking find you.
I'm gonna find you and
(inaudible)
Twerk me a message,
and I'll call you right back.
I can't do this anymore.
(playful music)
- [Girl] You ruin
birthday parties
just because you're
a drunk looser.
(phone ringing)
(crying)
(slow suspenseful music)
- Huh, I found my
old bobble head.
This things fun.
(slow suspenseful music)
Kristine, turn
the light back on.
It's not funny.
(slow suspenseful music)
Kristine, turn
the light back on.
It's not funny.
(slow suspenseful music)
Kristine, open the door.
Open the door, it's not funny.
Kristine.
- Beautiful.
(laughs)
(screams)
Kristine, open the door.
(laughs)
Kristine, open the door.
- [Kristine] Why the
fuck did you do that?
- There's a clown in the garage.
- [Kristine] There's no clown.
(slow suspenseful music)
- It just takes a little time.
I'll find you little fuckers.
Oh, I'll find you.
(laughs)
Yeah.
And then we'll play.
(slow suspenseful music)
Then we'll play.
(slow suspenseful music)
Fuckers,
you fuckers think you're funny?
Oh, we'll see who's funny.
We're gonna get together.
You and your fucking sister.
The two of you,
you'll be my new playmates.
(laughs)
We'll see who,
we'll see has the last laugh.
(laughs)
You fucking think,
you think your funny?
You want to tell me I suck?
Well fuck you.
You're suck is a cocks.
(laughs)
Who's funny now?
(slow suspenseful music)
No, no, no, can't touch this.
It's hammer time, motherfucker.
(suspenseful music)
(laughs)
You pathetic
little man.
Want to cast your judgements?
Well fuck you,
cause I got the last laugh.
(laughs)
Yeah.
(slow suspenseful music)
(knocking on door)
(slow suspenseful music)
- Let's eat.
(slow suspenseful music)
(speaking foreign language)
(slow suspenseful music)
(doorbell rings)
(muffled music)
(doorbell rings)
(knocking on door)
(slow suspenseful music)
(screams)
(slow suspenseful music)
(indistinct radio chatter)
- [Radio Host] In Baltimore.
The first time I heard
anything about this,
was in the morning show
talking about clowns,
Brooklyn Berney,
freaking people out.
Man, has this gained momentum,
especially with
Halloween coming up.
This is crazy.
Brian, what can you
tell us about these
clowns popping up
all over the country?
- [Brian] Nobody really
knows what's going on?
Are these hoaxes?
Are they real threats?
We really don't know.
But what we do know
is that it made it
to the White House.
It's really become a hot topic.
The White House press secretary
was asked about all these
clown sightings nationwide,
and who would have thought this.
You know, clowns,
the topic of clowns
would make it to the White House
and become part of an
official press release.
- [Radio Host] Yeah.
You know, it's kind of ironic
going from talk
of all the clowns
in the Senate and
Congress to this.
Are they related?
- [Brian] That's a
good one, Jackson.
Clowns, talking about clowns,
press secretary taken
from the White House
and is looking at
this seriously.
And the president has been
briefed on the situation.
While they're not taking
any immediate action,
they have communicated
out to state officials
to be vigilant.
And in a statement to the press,
they urged people to
take this seriously
and not to prank or
try to scare someone.
- [Jackson] Man.
I can't believe the president
is talking about this.
- [Brian] You got that right.
Let the police departments
deal with them.
These reports though coming
in all across the country.
Kentucky today reported
that six schools shut down
because of potential
clown threats.
North Carolina's had them too.
Florida has them.
Washington has them.
Oregon has them.
And in Indiana,
a man dressed as
a clown was shot
just outside of a
shopping center.
No report on his condition.
- [Jackson] So it's not
even safe being a clown.
You might get shot.
Clowns always freak me out.
I got a little fear of clowns,
but this thing keeps growing.
I mean,
what kind of effect
does that have
on the legitimate clowns?
- [Brian] Certainly, that's
got legitimate clowns
nervous.
And they're asking
people to remain calm.
Don't panic.
And most of all, don't shoot
unless your life is in danger.
Yeah, if you got
a job as a clown,
you probably don't want to
commute wearing all
your makeup and a wig.
You probably don't want
to walk around in public.
So maybe you don't get ready
until you're at the event.
Then you are probably gonna
clean up before you leave.
- [Jackson] That'll
put a hurting on
their business, I bet.
- [Brian] Sure.
But they seem to be
remaining positive.
The Baltimore police have
taken to social media
saying you can't just
go shooting clowns.
If you see a clown,
don't shoot it
unless the clown's breaking--
(honking)
- Jesus Christ.
- [Brian] You just
can't go shoot a clown
unless your life's in danger.
In surrounding counties,
many schools remain closed.
And those that are open have
an active police presence.
I mean this is really
getting serious.
In Annapolis, several
high school kids
were arrested for
making (inaudible)
near a school,
which caused panic
earlier in the week.
So not all this is real.
A lot of it might
just be hoaxes.
And kids, if you're
hearing this right now,
listen to me.
It's not a good time to do that.
You might think it's funny,
but you might get arrested,
or worse you might
end up in the morgue.
- [Jackson] So before you
go out dressed as a clown,
you might take some precautions.
Sure.
But what about the pranksters?
You know, people (inaudible)
- [Driver] What the fuck?
- [Brian] Well, as
long as you're not
out attacking people,
breaking into houses, I mean.
(slow suspenseful music)
- I'm making like some like,
it's called family hello,
but if you have a
certain name, like
it's, it says,
it like
alert some message.
(slow suspenseful music)
(honking)
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
- Get well soon, motherfucker.
(laughs)
You look so happy.
(laughs)
And you look as happy
as when you died.
(laughs)
Very nice.
Let's get some more
color in there.
Yes.
(laughs)
Yes.
To make sure nobody can
mistake you for an unhappy man.
I wish your mommy
could see you now.
She'd be so happy.
That's pretty good.
(laughs)
Let's make sure we know.
(laughs)
You look good.
(laughs)
You look happy.
Everyone should be happy.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
- [Brian] Got this thing over.
Got it.
It's a crazy moment.
Listen kids, (inaudible).
It's a big thing.
Most of it's
probably imagination.
Hoaxes, just the though.
(inaudible)
So far--
- Squishy.
(laughs)
(humming)
- [Jackson] We'll have to
keep an eye on this one.
(inaudible)
- [Brian] Take it easy
and have a good night.
- [Jackson] Clowns.
This is Jackson on Rock 108.
(slow suspenseful music)
Food.
(slow suspenseful music)
(inaudible)
Yes.
Shh.
(laughs quietly)
(news playing in background)
(slow suspenseful music)
No shit, doc.
Where the fuck is my hat?
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Fear of clowns.
(laughs)
I fucking hate the phone.
(laughs)
- [Man] Where the
fuck is Benny, bitch?
(slow suspenseful music)
(screams)
(slow suspenseful music)
(leaves rustling)
(knocking on window)
(screams)
(slow suspenseful music)
(screams)
- Alex, what the hell?
That was you, wasn't it Alex?
Why are you always
trying to scare me?
That was you, that was
the clown wasn't it?
- I wasn't outside.
- It was you.
Get out of here.
(slow suspenseful music)
(ringing)
- So you were the
one calling me,
so I figured I'd call you back.
(laughs)
Hey, how's it going?
Whatcha up to?
- What do you want from us?
- I want to see you laugh.
I want to see you laugh,
and laugh,
and laugh.
(laughs)
I want to make you have fun.
- What's wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
- You had plenty to say
on my answering machine,
didn't you?
You and your little
fucking brother.
- We were just pranking you.
- I'm just returning the call.
You got a birthday
coming up soon?
- I'm gonna call
the cops on you.
- Oh yeah?
And what are they gonna do?
Huh?
Tell me.
Are they gonna protect you
from little ole me?
(laughs)
- [Kristine] Just
leave us alone.
- Oh, I want to.
But there's some games
we have to play first.
- [Kristine] What games?
- Oh you know,
just stuff to make you
feel like you're laughing.
I'd like to introduce you to
religion.
- [Kristine] What
do you want from us?
- I want to see you laugh.
I want to see you laugh,
and laugh,
and laugh.
(laughs)
I want to make you have fun
until it hurts.
(laughs)
How's your papa?
- My dad's gonna kill you.
- Bet he's feeling
a little run down.
(laughs)
One too many shots.
(laughs)
Is your brother around, perhaps?
- Just leave us alone.
- Cause you're both just
earned yourself a play date
with 8 Ball.
(laughs)
And I love to play.
- That's precisely
why we hate clowns.
(laughs)
Are you in our house?
(slow suspenseful music)
- Jesus Christ.
Why did you do that?
- That was payback for what
you and your stupid friends did
to try and prank me
with that dumb clown.
- I didn't do that.
- Yeah, you did.
How else did you get my number?
(slow suspenseful music)
- [8 Ball] 911,
what's your emergency?
- It's a clown.
There's a clown.
- [8 Ball] Calm down.
- The clown's going to kill us.
- [8 Ball] Where is this clown?
- Outside behind our house.
- [8 Ball] Is it a man?
- It's a fucking clown.
- [8 Ball] I think we
have another clown hoax.
- It's not a hoax.
It's a clown.
- [8 Ball] Can you describe it?
- What, it's a fucking clown.
I goddamn clown.
What is there to describe?
- [8 Ball] Miss, calm down.
Did you see any weapons?
- No.
- [8 Ball] Did he threaten you?
- He said some creepy poem.
Send the police.
- [8 Ball] Are you
in a safe location?
- Sort of.
I locked the door.
- [8 Ball] Are
your parents home?
- No.
- [8 Ball] Well is there
anyone else in the house?
- My brother.
- [8 Ball] Where's he hiding?
- I don't know.
- [8 Ball] Tell me where
the fuck he's hiding.
- Who is this?
- Where the fuck is he hiding?
- I don't know.
- Have you looked in the mirror?
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Every one of us can
say we knew someone
who lived with the pain.
Those who survived
within the shadows
of their terrorizers gains.
The flames his lips
that whisper words
of easy passage.
While they savage
garden after garden
until the all of
things are ravaged.
There were far too many,
maybe even more than I knew
that felt the pain.
Yet I'm insane.
I know that this is true.
You run and hide so far
to get away from the pain.
But still I know
the knife I left
is deeply cutting
inside your brain.
Now, I have to go find
your little brother
and fix him up.
(honking)
(slow suspenseful music)
(honking)
(slow suspenseful music)
One, two.
I'm coming for you.
(laughs)
Three, four,
you better hide for sure.
Five, six,
it's an evil trick.
Seven, eight,
I'm full of hate.
Nine, 10.
(laughs)
I'm your worst nightmare.
(honking)
(slow suspenseful music)
Where you hiding at
you little fucker?
Where you hiding
you little fucker?
(slow suspenseful music)
Where you hiding?
Come out, come out.
(laughs)
This is a mess.
I should clean it up.
Her parents are gonna kill her.
Wait.
(laughs)
I'm gonna kill her.
(laughs)
Why waste the time?
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Adventure camp, huh.
This, this is gonna
be an adventure.
(laughs)
Maybe we should get
an award for tonight.
(laughs)
Best revenge.
(laughs)
I've got to find your brother.
We'll have a game too.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(screams)
(slow suspenseful music)
I'm gonna find you
and flay your flesh.
(laughs)
Come out, come out.
(slow suspenseful music)
You're gonna be mine.
You funny little clown ass.
Where the fuck are you hiding?
You're gonna be mine.
You farty little clown ass.
Where are you hiding
you little fucker?
I know, I know where
all the kids hide.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
Come out, come out.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(knocking on door)
Hello.
(laughs)
You're gonna die funny.
(laughs)
I want you to be funny.
- [Alex] Get away from me.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
(slow music)
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
(slow suspenseful music)
Yeah.
Yeah.
(slow suspenseful music)
You're not working with me.
(laughs)
Oh yes, perfect.
Very patriotic.
(laughs)
Perfect.
(humming)
(eerie music)
(laughs)
(eerie music)
(inaudible)
This is my faith.
This is my god.
The desire
overwhelms me.
Here, look at me.
(laughs)
Mom always said share,
and here I'm supping
up the nectar of gods
and not even
sharing with myself.
Okay, okay.
Oh.
The warmth.
Oh the sweet warmth.
Why
can't I stop.
(eerie music)
Euphoria.
The twisted wrinkles in time.
Oh god.
It feels so much closer.
(laughs)
Okay, okay.
There's a little bit left
that I can share with you.
(laughs)
You're gonna get a little taste,
a little taste of holy fire,
a little taste of Christ.
(laughs)
(eerie music)
Oh, it's so pretty, the crimson.
I know you want to taste my god.
My god wants to own your soul.
(laughs)
Wants to end your life.
(laughs)
Don't worry you little fuck,
I got more.
I got more and we're gonna
enjoy this journey together.
(laughs)
(eerie music)
I know
you will taste my god.
My god wants to taste you.
My god wants to own you.
My god wants to
own your soul, boy.
(laughs)
So here comes a taste
of mother's milk.
(eerie music)
(laughs)
(eerie music)
- Alex?
- Have faith, you little fuck.
I have more.
And you're gonna taste my god.
You're gonna worship my god.
You will bow to him.
(laughs)
You are gonna die
by my god.
(laughs)
- It's you who's gonna die.
- The fuck you say?
(eerie music)
We'll see kid.
The party's just begun.
(slow suspenseful music)
- Alex?
(slow suspenseful music)
What the fuck is going on?
(slow suspenseful music)
This prank has gone on too far.
I'm shooting his ass.
(horn honking)
(laughs)
- Come here.
(screams)
(slow suspenseful music)
Hey little girl.
Your brother, oh your brother
is such a piece of work.
He thought he
could hide from me.
But he could never hide from me
cause I will always find you.
You think you get away,
but I'm in your head.
Now, now your brother's
escaping himself.
Oh, his mind is floating around
on a little journey
as his skin tangles,
and his blood burns.
(laughs)
He's headed on a trip
he will not soon forget.
A journey through
the depths of hell.
It will bring him to his end.
(laughs)
But you, little girl,
you just couldn't
stop, could you?
You had to push my buttons.
You just kept calling,
and calling,
and calling, and
calling, and calling.
And I tried to stop it myself.
I did.
I thought I could
maybe just end it.
But I couldn't even do that, no.
But the fucking anger
burned in me so bright
I thought I know how
I can end the torment.
I could hunt you down one by one
and finish this little game.
(laughs)
Yes, yes I figured out a way.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Ambiance.
(slow suspenseful music)
You thought this was for you?
Oh no, too much air.
Yes.
This, this one's for me.
(laughs)
(slow suspenseful music)
Oh.
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
Now we're ready.
This will be nice.
(slow suspenseful music)
Perfect.
So pretty.
(slow suspenseful music)
Something bright.
(slow suspenseful music)
Yeah.
(slow suspenseful music)
Good enough.
(slow suspenseful music)
You're gonna die beautiful.
(laughs)
- No.
You're gonna die.
- What?
- You think your
heroine is a god?
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
- Right here.
(laughs)
Right here, right
here, go ahead.
(laughs)
You shouldn't play with guns.
You know, you're
really annoying.
I should have
killed you earlier.
But no, you're sister
wanted to play first.
Right here.
Come on, no go ahead.
Right here, right here.
(slow suspenseful music)
(laughs)
Stupid little boy.
You got to put bullets in it.
(laughs)
- I know that.
I only put in one bullet.
- Well how about right here?
Why if you want to take me out,
well just shoot me in my heart.
Right in my heart, boy.
(laughs)
(gun shot fires)
(slow suspenseful music)
(moaning)
- [Alex] Do you feel lucky?
(moaning)
(slow suspenseful music)
(gun shot fires)
Look at you dying.
- [Kristine] Death is
not a laughing matter.
(slow suspenseful music)
- [Operator] 911,
what's your emergency?
- There's a clown
that tried to kill us.
(moaning)
- [Operator] Alright, calm down.
Where are you at?
- [Alex] We're in our house.
- [Operator] Well
where's the clown?
- In our computer room.
We shot him.
- [Operator] Okay.
You shot him?
What happened?
- I'm gonna get
those little fuckers.
- He tried to kill us,
and my brother shot him.
- [Operator] Is he still moving?
- No.
A little, but I think he's dead.
- I can't believe that
little fucker shot me.
- [Operator] Why would your
brother shoot the clown?
- He was trying to kill us.
- [Operator] You
probably deserved it.
- [Kristine] What?
Send the police.
- [Operator] Are
you sure he's dead?
- He should be.
He stopped laughing.
- [Operator] Are you
now in a safe location?
- [Kristine] Yes.
(screams)
- It is actually pretty funny
when it's someone else.
And now it's your turn.
(laughs)
I bet you'd like to scream.
I bet you think it's so funny.
Well it's kind of
hard, isn't it?
Feeling a little weak?
(laughs)
Hey, hey little buddy.
I can't believe a
little maggot like you
shot me.
(laughs)
You know what,
death is not a
laughing matter, huh.
Well, I say it is,
especially when it's
happening to someone else.
And I guess it's your
turn isn't it, sunny boy.
(laughs)
Feeling pretty funny
now, aren't you?
Well why don't you scream?
Why don't you yell out for help?
(laughs)
Oh that's right, you can't,
cause I thought a
little blood letting
might help you
out of your
delusional fantasies.
You want to play
games with a clown?
Be prepared,
(laughs)
cause I always laugh last.
(laughs)
See you later buddy.
(laughs)
(eerie music)
(horn honking)
- What a nightmare.
Alex.
- [Alex] What?
(slow suspenseful music)
- Whoa that was a nightmare.
I hate clowns.
(slow suspenseful music)
Alex?
(screams)
- What a nightmare.
Alex?
(eerie music)
(laughs)
- Mother's milk.
We all know how
this is gonna end.
(laughs)
(eerie music)
A job well done.
(laughs)
(piano playing)
Ring around the rosy
Bottle full of posey
All the girls in our town
Bring a little Josie
Ring around the rosy
A pocket full of posey
Ashes ashes we all fall down
(eerie music)
(indistinct singing)
(eerie music)
- [Alex] Jesus.
(eerie music)
(indistinct chatter)
(eerie music)