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A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale (2015)
[jazz style "Nutcracker March"]
[alarm rings jingling bells] Five days 'til Christmas. Becky! Guess what? What's going on? Is there a fire? Five days 'til Christmas! Yeah, so? Christmas shopping. Okay. You have a great time. Come with us. Come with us. Come on, finals are over. You can finally relax. It'll be fine. With Whit and Court? Why do you even hang out with them? All they do is shop and gossip. They're actually really sweet. And remember? You used to think that of me? Yeah. And now we're besties! You're right. We are. And it's Christmas, the season of love and giving. Hmm-hmm. So come on. Be right there. [alarm buzzing] Fields of white, skies are blue The fire is bright in the living room And all I feel baby, all are we are is today Ooh-ahh, Ahh-ha The morning news as the coffee brews The record spins those happy tunes But all I feel baby, all we are is today So let those records play And with me let the snow just melt away 'Cause right here makes a perfect holiday Sleigh bells ring going, let it sing Neighbors pass by with gifts to bring Hey! Hi, sweet pea. And all I need, babe, all I want is here today - So let those records play -[dog barks] Come with me and let the snow just melt away 'Cause right here makes a perfect holiday Okay, you guys ready for a selfie? -Picture with the bags. -Oh, yeah. Oh and some folks like a holiday On the beaches of LA [indistinct] -She's in... -What is she doing? Than just lyin' here together in our sweaters Watchin' snow melt away Just use the rule of thirds. Works every time. You saved my life. Thank you so much. Don't mention it. I won't. My boss would totally kill me. -See ya. -Bye. -[phone rings] -Oh. Stunning, both of you. Thanks. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? It will be perfect for the New Year's party. Luce, come here. There's one for you too. Oh. Oh, wow. It looks just like the one my grandmother used to wear. You should totally get it. It will look amazing on you, and we'll all match. Would you like to try it on? It-- it's gorgeous. I love it, but, um, I came here to get that. Oh, yes, the one you were looking at last week. Perfect. Derek's gonna love it. -Definitely. -Make sure he's always on time for you. Exactly. [Christmas bells music] [dogs barking] Can you believe they're out of peppermint mocha? It's the holidays. They should be overstocked. How were your finals? Pretty good. A's across the board, I think. Princeton grad school, here he comes. Okay, so for Christmas, I was thinking Christmas Eve we can go to your parents' house, 'cause I remember you saying your mom likes to cook that night, and then for Christmas day, we can go to my house. My mom does this amazing spread. We didn't talk about this. About what? Meeting your parents. That's what couples do. We're a couple? We've been dating for three months. We have? I'm sorry. I just, uh, finals and... Uh, we met at that back-to-school party on Friday, the 10th, and then we had that romantic movie on the 12th, and then we went to formal last month, and I just thought if we were exchanging gifts, that you'd be up for family shenanigans. You got me a gift? Hmm-hmm. I'm sorry. I just-- I didn't know that we were doing this. Oh. It's okay. I honestly thought it was a little childish to buy each other gifts with our parents' money. Why do you think I bought it with my parents' money? Did you get a job in the last week that I'm not aware of? Okay, so I bought it with my parents' money. I can't accept this. This-this is too generous for where we are with our... ...thing. Really, I'm just not that into Christmas. You're not that into Christmas? You and I are very different, Luce. What? I mean, I thought we were having fun. What more do you want? I don't know. Substance? Substance. You know nothing about substance. I am a flavorful flawless peppermint mocha. And you're some-- some day-old coffee with a dinky packet of Splenda trying to confuse the world that you're actually sweet. I'd like to return this watch for that gorgeous necklace. What happened? [heavy breathing] Never mind. It's okay. But, I'm sorry. I can't. We don't do returns or exchanges. B-but, Ella, it-it's me. I-- I've practically paid for all of your French manicures this year with that tennis bracelet I bought my mom. I would love to help you out, but it's just our policy. Maybe... maybe I can... No-no. I don't want you to get in trouble. Um, I'll get the necklace anyway. My mom and dad will forgive me. They want me to have it, especially after Derek. Oh, goodness. You three girls are gonna look so cute together in your matching necklaces. Thanks so much. Hmm. I'm sorry, but your card was declined. I'm sure I just hit the wrong button. [beep] Um, do you have another card? [sighs] Stupid watch. I must be over my limit, again. Um, you know, I'll just call my parents. Thanks, bye. Uh-oh. Derek? Derek? Derek who? Oh, you mean the guy who didn't know we were exclusively dating for three months? The one who I bought a Christmas gift for, maxed out my parents' credit card, and now I can't buy Christmas gifts for anyone else? Yeah, that one. Ugh. I got yours, though. Oh, thanks, Luce. I love it. It'll go perfectly with those shoes with the silver... Not those ones. Your blue ones. How do you do that? 'Cause I have style, right? Absolutely. Of course. But I have substance too, right? What do you mean by substance? Like, I'm-- I'm smart, and fun, and a good conversational companion. Luce, you just need to date someone who sees the real you. But I have substance, right? I think you're great. You are sweet, and generous, and... You don't. You think I'm unsubstantial. You and Derek are just different. He's in to Nietzsche and Kierkegaard Keerka-what? Philosophy. We're both minors. Oh. Becky, he doesn't even like Christmas. You love Christmas. I know. I-I thought we were so alike. You don't want someone just like you. You need someone who challenges you. Like right now, I'm challenging you to go get pizza with me. Hmm? I can't. I've been trying to get a hold of my parents all day to figure out what's going on with the card, and they're not answering. I've gotta go home. Hmm. Come here. Thank you. Always. That's a good girl. Hmm. Huh, you good? You were good. Hi! Look who I have. -Yes. -She was good. -Oh, it's pay day. -Oh, no. -This is for you. -No, no, no, no. Just, you know, give it to the people down at the canned food drive. I insist. All right, well, moowah, you were a good girl. I will you see later, all right? Hello! I'm home! [faint electric guitar playing] Mom? Dad! Hello? Where are they? Kevin, where's mom and dad? They said they called you this morning. I know. I was shopping, and I couldn't answer. Can you stop playing for a minute? Where'd they go? The charity thing for the kids and stuff. Remember? Oh, the one in Botswana? Oh, that's why their phones aren't working. But I didn't know it was at Christmas. How could they leave us for Christmas? I don't know. They probably thought you were running around with Mr. Perfect Hair. Not anymore. So, what are we gonna do stuck here without them? Mom left money for food and stuff. Anyways, they're doing good for the world. We can suck it up. I suppose. So, you wanna help me decorate? Maybe later. I gotta practice. Fine. [Kevin] Hey, shut the door. ["Oh Christmas Tree" on light piano] Luther, come on, come on. Let's go. Let's go, baby. Let's... come on. Let's go. Oh. Luce Lockhart? Oh, my goodness, I haven't seen you since... High school probably. Probably. Gosh, how are you? I'm good. Uh, yeah, I, you know, I've been really busy in college, so... Staying through New Year's? Yeah, my mom and dad are out of town. Oh, that's right. That's right. The charity thing, Africa. So exciting. Well, hey, you and Kevin must come over on Christmas Eve. We're throwing our annual Christmas soire, and, well, you can't be alone on Christmas, so, uh, why don't you bring some of your friends? It'll be great fun. That would be great, Mrs. Paxton. Oh, please, call me Missy. So, uh, well, how's Mr. Paxton doing? Byron's good. Good. You know, busy as usual with our next big venture. Yeah, well I just got dumped by my latest venture. Oh, sweetie. Well, at your age, you should be treating men like your latest pair of new shoes. You wear 'em for a few months, and then you toss 'em aside for next season's finest, right? Where's that brother of yours? I've gotta get moving. Taking the mister to lunch. Oh, oh, he's not home. Oh, that stinker. Hank wanted to see him. Oh, yeah. He's out with the band. He'll be home tonight. Hank really wanted to play with him. Oh-oh, what instrument does he play? I mean. If you give me his number, I can... Um, instrument? Wait, uh, who's Hank? My Hank. This is Hank. [Luce] Oh. Yeah, Kevin promised to walk him this week, and gosh, I just don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm swamped and I-I've got all the party planning and the charity events, and all the shopping to do. I don't know what I'm gonna do-- How would you like to make some extra cash before Christmas? Oh, no, no. I'm not a dog person. I wouldn't even know what to do with him. What's to know? You just run him around a little bit, tell him he's a good boy, and feed him-- just like a man really. So simple. Name your price. Uh, well, there-- there was this ruby necklace at Benald's Jewelers. Done. Every girl deserves a ruby on Christmas, right? I'll tell you what. You take care of Hanky here, and I'll be sure you get that ruby. Thanks, honey. You're a life saver. Bye, Hanky. Great. [dogs barking] Looking good. No more infection. Looks like the cream helped. Thank you for your assistance, Nurse Cliff. Of course, Dr. Dean. Thank you, thank you so much Dean. We can't wait 'til you graduate. Oh, I'm just excited I get to practice on these guys before I make it out in the big world. Huh? Maybe-- maybe Athena here hopes that Auntie Lenore will adopt her and make her her own. Isn't that right, Athena? Huh? I don't want my dog a foster mom, Dean. You're non-committal. That's what you are. Am I right? Am I right? Huh? Athena, do not answer that question. Say I'm right. I just haven't found the right guy yet. Yeah. You're non-committal. Oh, hey, Bea, how's it going? Good morning! Ahh! Loving that jog suit. And you can't have it. [Lenore] I was talking to Moonpie. Ugh. What's that all about? "Paxton Properties Serenity Day Spa?" [dog barking] Ugh. Ugh. Stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah! Oh my gosh. I can't handle that dog. Yeah, I noticed. -Here, let me... -Just move that... You're on... get off me. You can get off me now. You're on me. -Oh, right. -Yeah. Whoa, here. Ahh. Whoa. Whoa! -[dog barking] -Oh, hey, no! Come on, Sweet Pea. Come on. What a sweet good boy. Everyone else gets a dog, and I get a yak. You're too big. Hi, I'm Lenore. And this is my foster pup, Athena. And that's Cliff, and this here's Bea and Moonpie. Hi, I'm Luce and this is Hank. Oh, aren't you adorable? Thanks, I get that a lot. Oh, not you. Oh, I'm sorry, puppy... [growl, bark] Okay. I'm gonna stay over here. Hey. Did you guys hear that the park is closing before Christmas? Closing? What do you mean? Like "closing for the holidays" closing? No, I mean, th-- they just put up a sign. Th-- that's a contractor's sign. They're gonna tear this place down. You have got to be kidding. No, it's-- it's ridiculous. This is the only place the dogs have to run, and it's fenced in and they can get their exercise. I'm gonna have to call city hall in the morning. So, haven't seen you around here before. I'm a dog walker, kind of. I mean for the moment. Not-not really. Watch out for this one, everybody. Don't get too close. Excuse me? What did I do to you? Well, clearly, you're not a dog walker. So I'm pretty sure this is some sort of scam. Right. Right. So you admit it. That's what you do. You get handsome, unassuming men. You trap 'em up in your dog leash, and then you go through their pockets and you steal their wallets. You done? And what's worse is that you have brought this poor, innocent beast into your criminal empire. That is just-- that is wrong. I do not have enough caffeine to deal with this. Come on, Hank, I need a latte. Hank! Run, run, my friend. Be free! Freedom! Hank, Hank, Hank! You like her? I think she just needs a little more dog in her life. All right, let's see who we call about that sign. Start with the city. [Luce] Hank! Mr. Paxton. Mr. Paxton. Oh, I see we have a new dog walker. I'm Luce Lockhart. Steve and Shirley's daughter from down the street. You used to think my little brother, Kevin was homeless from the way he dresses. Oh, yes, Kevin. Well, I see you're into that too. Kids these days. Honey. Oh. Just do a selection of different hot and cold. Small bites. Darling. I have to go back to work. Hank, go eat your dinner. Oh, and you know what, Deb? We should get about ten trays of ramahi. That'd be great. Ah, what happened to you? Hank happened. Oh. You kids have fun? He loves getting walked. Yeah. More like he walked me. I'm off. Oh wait, no, um, how did the closing go? We start construction next week. Superb. No, you're superb. Oh. [kissing] Byron's building a new day spa. Gonna be nice and fancy. They're gonna have these, um, hot rocks they put on your back while people play the pan flute. Really? Hopefully somewhere near here. I am so tired of driving all the way downtown and making appointments at ten different places. No, it's gonna be at that small, run-down park right by the market. Oh, really? I took Hank there today. Oh, so you know it's a great spot. Right? Oh, yeah, I guess. So, what's gonna happen to the dog park? Oh, that silly park makes no money at all. If dogs only paid rent, huh? Yeah, but they're gonna rebuild it somewhere else, right? Oh, no. We definitely won't. Byron's only interested in investment opportunities. He says the public agenda's for the politicians and the protesters. Oh, excuse me, Hanky. Yeah, hi, um, I'd like to speak with Mr. Byron Paxton. Okay, well, what time will he be back in tomorrow? Uh, this is Dean Stanton. It's regarding the new spa development. Okay, yes, then I'd like to leave a message. [sigh] Worst Christmas ever. Come on. Well, it looks like things are moving pretty fast. I called the city. I even called the Humane Society. They're bummed. But they say why care about this park when they have plenty of others. We need to start strategizing how to take these developers down. Maybe we can come up with a peaceful solution. It-it is the holidays, remember? This ain't Woodstock, hippie chick. No, but it is the season of hope. The season of I'm gonna wring somebody's throat. Bea, do you need to walk a few laps? Maybe grab a ginseng sake shake? Don't ginseng sake shake me. Hey guys, look, I got an idea. What if we start a city-wide petition, you know, and-and that way we can show Paxton Properties what's-his-face, like, how disappointed everyone would be if they bulldozed the park. It'll never work. Oh, I know I smelled optimism. And why won't it work? Because the public agenda is only for protestors and politicians. Um, who invited the nay-sayin' stocking stuffer? It's not me. It's a quote from my boss, Byron Paxton, as in Paxton Properties what's-his-face. Stockin' stuffer is a spy. Break! -Wait. -I'm not a spy. I'm just a neighbor of the Paxton's and their holiday dog walker. You work for Byron Paxton? You're our Christmas miracle. No, what? You're gonna help convince your boss not to bulldoze the park. Why would I do anything for you? Well, don't you care about your canine friend, Hank's, future? Aside from the stench of his saliva, I barely know him at all. And I'm not a dog person, remember? Yeah, but he-- he loves you. Look at him. Look. You love her, don't you? Yes, you do. Look, I know you like hanging out at this park, but it's just a park. Go find another park. Yeah, but none of them are like this one. Well, you know, when you teach these dogs to give massages and mani/pedis, then we'll talk. Take a walk with me. No, why? Because I wanna teach you how to handle his leash. That way, he's not dog walking you. Does that mean I have to dog walk her? Who? Sweet Pea? She likes you, right? [dog growls] Yeah, so you gotta hold the leash like this. Give him enough slack so that way he can lower his head and check his messages. Check his messages? Yeah, it's doggie code. When they mark their spot, they're leaving messages for their friends-- kind of like when you and your friends text each other all the latest gossip. And have you always wanted to be a dog walker? You mean why'd I get in the barkin' biz? I don't know. We just-- we had a lot of pets growing up. I mean, my folks right now still have like two dogs, three cats, and an indoor rabbit named Daffodil. Wow, E-I-E-I-O. I know, right? So I just started walking dogs when I was a kid, and I just fell in love with dogs. And, they just make life better. But right now, I'm just walking Sweet Pea for an old friend of mine. Old friend, like girlfriend, or old friend like...? Old friend in like she's 70. Listen, I-I'm sorry about your doggy day camp, but I really can't help you, honestly. Yes, you can. Trust me, you don't want my help. I'm bad luck. I respectfully disagree. No, really. I mean, I had a dream that this Christmas wouldn't be a total bust, and look, here I am, total bust. You think your Christmas is a total bust? Yours? Hmm-hmm. What about my friend, Lenore, over here, huh? She's been comin' to this dog park every day for almost a year now. She keeps fostering dogs ever since she got her divorce from her husband. He was a real jerk. Well, there's two sides to every story. He left her for a woman at his work. Ouch. Who was also ten years older than her. There should be jail time for that. Yep. Secretly, I think Lenore thinks that Mr. Right's gonna walk through that gate over there and sweep her off her feet. She should try online dating. Yeah, right. Have you ever tried that? Me? No, I lack substance and only date pretty jerks. Well, I think Lenore just has bad luck in men, because even online, it's not like it says, "Hey, I like brunettes, and I dig bowling, "but I'm gonna cheat on you "and I have a really serious drinking problem," in their "about me" section. And what does a guy in a park with a dog have that a dating website doesn't? [Dean] Well, people who have dogs usually have some substance, right? Gonna be really tough for Lenore to find Mr. Right without this dog park here. Oh, that's what this is. You're trying to guilt-trip the developer's dog walker. Hmm, what? Is it working? Nope. Okay, then-then, what about my friend, Bea, over there? Okay, Bea used to weigh 280 pounds. [Luce] Wow. But then she started coming to the park with her pup, Moonpie, and she'd circle like 100 times, twice a day, noon and night, and she lost the weight. Yeah, but I mean, the park isn't much of a necessity for her anymore. I mean, she looks great. No, no, no. The woman can still eat. She could explode at any moment. Yeah, but she can find somewhere else to walk. No. No other place allows dogs. Moonpie's her motivation. Still workin' on the guilt trip? -Tryin'. -Mm-hmm. Look, I get what you're trying to do here, and it's sweet, but I can make sentimental arguments too, you know. You know, like, uh... Like this spa, this temple of mani/pedis is gonna bring jobs to this town-- much needed jobs. It's gonna bring people together, to be happy, healthy. It's gonna pretty up this town and bring pride to this fenced in sandbox. We can do this together. We can get massages. Yes, we can! All right, you did it. You convinced me. Good. Oh. What about you, buddy? What're you gonna do when this park closes down, huh? Stay home, I suppose. Yeah. Do you know that this park has been here before the Austin Arbor was built up? The mayor at the time knew how valuable this park was, and he wouldn't let them build on it. I mean, how many-- how many years have you been coming to this-- to this park, Cliff, sitting on this very bench, huh? I don't know, about 40 years. Yeah. Forty years ago, Cliff had just gotten back from Vietnam, and he met his wife right here in this very spot. She was out here walking her dog, uh... -Samantha. -Yes, Samantha, that's right. Cliff went right up to her and he said... Good morning, beautiful. And she said something like, "Oh, my gosh, excuse me? "I-I just woke up and I-I have the flu, "and I don't have any makeup on "and I can't believe you're hitting on me." And he said... I was talkin' to your dog. [laughing] It's a classic. It's so good. And then they went back there and they carved their love initials right there on that post. That was her, not me. Okay. I get it. This park has sentimental value to Cliff and his wife. But, I mean, you guys can find new places to go. I mean, you could get a couple's massage at the spa. Oh, Cliff, I'm sorry. I-I'm sure Penny was a wonderful woman. Will you excuse us? That was mean. You tricked me. You made everything seem so... -What? Insignificant? -No. -Stupid? -No. I wanted you to come here and see the truth. Okay? I wanted you to see how this park-- how it actually affects real people. You want the truth? The truth is, money is the only force driving Byron Paxton. I mean, do I like that? No. But unless you, or one of these dogs, have a cool mil in the bank, you're barking up the wrong tree. Come on, Hank. Hey, hey, hey, look what I have. Oh, there's my little Sweet Pea. [laughs] Has she been a good girl today? Always. Oh, Dean, be a sweetheart, will you, and help me, uh, with some of those cans in the pantry. Yeah. I can't reach as high with my bad hip. Of course, no problem. Are these for the canned food drive? Yep. Oh, but take some home with you if you'd like. Oh, no. I'm good. But I can take them down there for you if you want. Oh, thank you. What're we gonna do without you after you graduate? Hey, I'll always be here to help, even if I can't save poor Sweet Pea's park from being torn down next week. It's still nice that you made all those calls to the city. I'm sure everyone at the park appreciates it. I know Sweet Pea sure does. It's just frustrating because there's this new dog walker down there, and apparently, she works for the guy that's bulldozing the park. We tried to talk to her to get her to help us, but she refused. I don't know, I just... feel like she could have made a difference, you know? Well if she's walking dogs, she must have some appreciation for the park. Maybe you just haven't given her a good enough reason yet. I gave her three great ones, but apparently, she wants a spa instead, so... Is this new dog walker pretty? Yeah, but what's that got to do with anything? I mean, hot or not, her looks are still over-shadowed by her self-indulgence. So she's pretty, but she's heartless. Yes. Well, no. I mean, I don't know if she's heartless. You say she keeps coming back to the park, so maybe she's looking for something there, but doesn't know it yet. Or maybe her boss sent her down there as a spy to protect his investment. There could be cameras everywhere. Be careful what you say. Shh. Or maybe, she just needs someone to help her find what she's looking for. I mean, it is the holidays, remember? Never hurts to help someone in need. See all these canned goods? Helping those in need. Good deed done. Boom. Thank you, dear. See ya tomorrow. [Dean] Bye-bye now. Here. Shake. Yeah, I like you too, buddy. Okay, come on. Good boy. Come on. Something smells like dog. Hmm. Smells like flaky brother to me. No. I totally forgot. I covered for you. Thanks. No problem. I needed the cash anyway. Hey, do you wanna put lights up on the house tonight? I can't. I got a gig tonight. You wanna come? No. I-I mean, I think I'm just gonna sit and enjoy the tree. Fine. See ya, dork. Bye. [door opens and closes] ["Nutcracker Suite" on strings] Two days 'til Christmas. Two days 'til Christmas! Two days 'til Christmas. Oh, good morning. You're early. Yeah, I hope that's okay. I needed a little Hank in my life today. Don't we all. [background talking] -Oh, is that-- is that the new plans for the day spa? Can I see? Well, um... I'm not so sure that's such a great idea... Problem is, we're trying to figure out a way to keep our reception area from becoming a boiling pot with the morning sun coming through this glass. So why don't you put in a glass atrium-- yeah, with two separate doors, one for entry and then into reception. That way, you trap the heat and you reflect the sun. I mean, you've got like ten meters of extra space here. You could put in some bamboo trees. They're beautiful and they love the sun. That's a great idea. Don't you think so, honey? Actually, we may be able to see if something like that could work, yeah. Great. Thanks, sweetie. Sure. I'll go get Hank. Okay. I didn't think she... Oh, also, that wasted space in the southern corner, you should use a salt water aquarium there. It will relax your guests. Salt water aquarium. Relax the guests. I thought you said she was a dog walker. [laughter] -Hey. Luce, right? -Hi, Lenore... -Oh, and hi there... Athena? -Yes. You remember Luce, right, Athena? Hi, Athena. So where is everyone? I mean, the last time I was here, there were so many people here with their dogs. Most people are out of town, or doing holiday stuff with their families, I guess. You done with your shopping? Yeah, I did all of it last week after finals. Actually maxed out my parents' credit card. Ouch. What's your family doing for Christmas? Well, my parents are in Africa at this charity thing, so it's just my brother and I until they get back. Probably be picking up the cranberry and stuffing and all of that for the two of us. Aw, well, it's nice your brother's around. Yeah, I mean, I don't get to see him very much though. He's been rehearsing for this huge gig he has on Christmas Eve. [dog barking] So Dean was telling me that you've been patrolling the park for potential suitors? [laughs] Hardly. I am not desperate for love or anything, especially after that nightmare of my last marriage, but if fostering these pups leads me to finally finding a decent guy, then I suppose it'll be a double win. Yeah, I just got out of the bad boyfriend camp, so I feel ya. Dean's single and ready to mingle this holiday season. I could throw a bow on him if you'd like. We don't really agree on anything, so thank you, but no thank you. Okay, well, I gotta run, but you take care, okay? -Okay. -See you soon. Okay. Bye. [dog barking] [Dean] Lucifer! Lucifer-- cute. How long did it take you to come up with that one? Like four hours. It would have been three, but I stopped for lunch. So, uh, where's Cliff? I mean, he's not on his bench. Ah, yeah. He didn't come in today. I think he's a little depressed. Oh, look at you, buddy. You're looking good. [dog barking] Oh, man, you know what, he's got a little bit of lenticular sclerosis goin' on in his eyes here. Don't worry, that's-- that's normal with age. -How did you know that? -I'm in vet school. Oh, I thought you were a full-time dog walker. I wish. What about you? What's your major? Wait, no, let me guess. You... design handbags. No, wait, no, no, no. You are... majoring in shopping. Interior design. You're trying to think of a way to make fun of me, aren't you? Brain is working so hard right now. Ugh. Whatever. You act like you don't like it, but you keep coming back for more. I come back for Hank, not because of you. It's the only place I can take this yak. Oh, you see that, Hank? She does have a soft spot in her heart for you after all, underneath all that cashmere and all her bling, and her... Doesn't change my excitement for this park being bulldozed by a big rig. Ha, who's laughing now? Morning, Cliff. Oh, Cliff, I'm so sorry. I... I know. You heard her, boy. But I'm sure she's got a heart under all that perfume somewhere. So what do you get out of this? Making fun of you? Makes me feel better about my own short-comings. No, I mean, what do you get out of this park? I mean, all your friends here have a reason that they want this park to keep going on. What's yours? None ya. -None ya? -None ya business. Good boy. [dog barking] Are you following me? Please. Don't flatter yourself. You are following me. What? No, I'm not. I was just gonna go get some ice cream. Good ice cream's over there. I'm getting coffee. Yeah, that's what I want-- coffee. -That's not what you said. -I meant coffee. [chuckle] Oh, we can't take dogs in anyway. Oh, here. Hold Sweet Pea. I'll go get 'em. No, you don't even know what I like. And she looks like she's gonna kill me. Hank, if she moves, eat her. [door opens] [Dean] I know. Yeah. Luce? Hey. What are you doing here? [Luce] Oh, hi. Wow, that shirt looks great on you. Thank you. I just ran into Derek. Super. Where'd you get those dogs? Oh, uh, they're a friend of mine's. I'm just waiting until he gets back. -He? -They're so cute. Yeah, I guess. [growling] I just heard that they're opening up a new day spa over at that old park, and I know how much you've been wanting one. Actually, it's a dog park and it's been there forever. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I got us two coffees. I tried to get you a coffee that was 90 percent sugar and 10 percent coffee, but all they had were these peppermint mochas, which is like 99 and one, but who cares. This is to my hard-working dog walking fella. I drank a lot of this before I even came out here. Hello. Cheers. Hi. Dog walker? You got a job? A job, uh, no. This is Dean, uh, he's my colleague. We're working to save the park. Nice to meet you. What? Uh, yeah, this is Becky, my roommate and friend, and Derek. We used to date, kind of. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh-oh. Yes, Luce and I are working hard to save the park. I mean, we are trying to show the historical significance and the social necessity of the park. You know, at first, we thought Luce here had no substance. I mean, none. Under all those-- those designer clothes and those-- those handbags she's always carrying, but then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, boom! She surprises us and starts spearheading the campaign to help save the park. I mean, working tirelessly, day and night. We-- we are so lucky to have her onboard with us. She is our holiday miracle. She really is. She reall-- in fact, do you know what she just said yesterday? She said, and I quote, "I promise you, Dean, "that I am going to call Byron Paxton himself, and convince him to stop building the day spa." Did you not? Yep. [chuckle] Holiday miracle right here. Wow. That's great. Yeah, Luce. That is so exciting. Good for you. Well, I guess we have a park to save. Yeah, we'll see you two later. Okay. See ya. All right. You should have said, "See you latte." Oh! Shut up and walk. Thanks for that-- and this. It's perfect. So have you made up your mind? Well, now I have to. I mean, you talked it all up and went all crazy. But this is gonna take a lot more than just a sit-down with my boss. I mean, Byron Paxton barely even knows I exist. But his wife is sweet and she likes me, and she loves Hank. So if we can get through to her about how much people care about the park, then maybe she can help us convince her husband. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. No, now don't get your hopes up. I already did. It's probably not gonna work. It will. It's Christmas. Come on. A doggie what? A doggie holiday festival. We can make dog treats, have fun games for the pups, and decorate the entire park like a beautiful holiday spectacle. Terrible idea. These dogs don't care about some silly festival. They just want a place where they can play and poo. Yeah, but we're not convincing the dogs. We're trying to convince the developers. And how're we gonna do that, huh? Well, I'll invite my boss to the festival, and then maybe... That sounds like a big maybe. I actually think it sounds like a great idea. Even if we lose the park and they still close it, at least we went out with one big hurrah, right? Exactly, and Bea, you can make a bunch of those delicious homemade doggy treats. Yeah, and who knows? I mean, if a bunch of the owners love them, you could maybe start a business. Hmm. Fine. You got my attention. But where are we gonna find somebody to decorate the entire park in that short of time? I think we already have someone. You. Fa la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la It feels like Christmas It feels like Christmas It feels like Christmas Fa la la la la la la It feels like Christmas Fa la la la la la la It feels like Christmas Fa la la La la la la It feels like Christmas Fa la la la la la la Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yeah! [Dean] What do we do now? Well, I'll put a flyer in the Paxton's mailbox. And Missy has her Christmas party that day, but she might be able to go beforehand. I mean, she'd do anything for Hank. I just hope it works. -Ah, Christmas. -Yes. What're you doing walking dogs? I mean, you live in the Paxton's neighborhood. Your family must be doing okay. Yeah, my family's fine. I just screwed up with their credit card. I was trying to buy this ruby necklace. It looked just like the one my grandma used to wear. I just fell in love with it. Then you gotta get it. You gotta get that necklace. Oh, sarcasm. How original. No. I'm serious. You worked hard. You deserve it. Well, I mean, it was fun. I bet the park's gonna look beautiful tonight. So why don't we go? I mean, I gotta walk Sweet Pea anyway. Ms. Diggin's having her annual white elephant Christmas exchange. She doesn't like her to see a bunch of 80-year-old women fighting over candles and soap. It gets pretty ugly. I mean, if you don't have any plans. Uh, no, no, I-I-- yeah, that'd be good. All right, so pick you up around eight? Okay. Oh, there's my furry little man. Hey. Did you guys have fun? -Yep. -Yeah? How's it going? Oh, terrible. I gave my housekeeper the night off tonight and I completely forgot that there's a holiday event for one of Byron's clients, and I don't know what I'm gonna do with Hank. Well, I can take him for tonight. -Really? -Well, yeah. Of course. We're buddies now. Oh, my God. You are a life saver. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I almost forgot. Do you have a cocktail dress for the party tomorrow night? Oh, I-I hadn't thought about it. You-you hadn't thought about what you're going to wear? Luce, honey, what is wrong with you? Come back to us, dear. [Hank barks] Well, I was out shopping today for my own dress, and I found this. I thought it'd look beautiful on you, so think of it as an advance? Thank you so much, Missy. You're welcome. It's gonna be so much fun. [dog barking] And you, my little man. You are gonna have so much fun at Luce's house tonight. Do you like that? You like that? Yes, you do. How about this one? Yeah, you're right. Too sorority shindig. What about this one? Yeah. Too darling diva. What? Don't judge me. [Hank barks] Are you sure? [barking] I think you're right. [Dean] He's a really good dog. Oh, and there she is! Our Christmas hostess with the mostest-- Luce! I'm telling all my friends. They will just love it. Thanks. I had a lot of help. Oh, no, no. She is being modest. We wouldn't be able to do any of this without her. All right, let's go. Should we go? -Yeah. -Can I have my dog back? All right, say, "Bye, Sweet Pea." Bye, Sweet Pea. Bye-bye. Come on. Come on. [Luce] Come on. Wow, this place really looks beautiful. Ah, it's gonna be great, thanks to you. So what made you change your mind? What do you mean? Well, up until yesterday, you were pretty hell bent about getting a spa built here. But now it's like you've become one of us dog-obsessed weirdos. I guess seeing Derek and Becky, it just made me wanna prove something, you know, show people that I don't lack substance. Ah, substance. Right. Right, yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? I just don't get why you're so obsessed with this whole substance thing. I just don't want people to think of me as some silly girl who only thinks about fashion and shopping. I mean, as great as those may be. Who thinks that? Honestly, I think I did. I mean, deep down, I always saw myself that way. But, I don't wanna feel that way anymore. I want to do something that matters, you know? And this seems to matter. I mean, to park regulars, to dogs, and you. -Nope. -Yes. -No. -Spill it. Nope. Not happening. Hmm-hmm. I told you this was none of your business. But you are so impressed with how open I was, that now you're compelled to tell me. So why does the park mean so much to you? Okay. I wanna be a vet, okay? That-that's my-- that's my dream. That is what I want. And I-I work hard, and I study hard, and there is nothing I wouldn't do to see my dream come true. But, thing is, I'm dyslexic. It's not that big of a deal. It just makes it really, really hard to read sometimes. And-and when I do, when I get frustrated, I come here, and I work with the dogs, and suddenly-- suddenly it all makes sense. I mean, I'm at the top of my class because of this place. And, well, I just feel like I owe it to the park to-- to try to protect it, you know? Okay. Thank you. Hey, and ultimately, if we can't save it and it ends up getting torn down, at least we went out with a bang, right? Or a bark. [dog barking] Bark. Come on, that was good. -Mm-mm. -It was. -Nope. -Oh. What? No lights? [Luce] Yeah, I've been bugging my brother to help me. He's too busy being a 17-year-old. Okay, I'll admit, that grilled cheese was really good. Hey, don't thank me. It's my mom's recipe. Are you going home for the holidays? No, it's too expensive. You mean, your parents won't pay? I-I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked that. No, no, it's okay. I mean, they would pay. It's just... my dad, he got laid off this past year, and my mom, she's a dental assistant, so she doesn't make that much money. Things are just kind of tough for them right now. That's too bad. Yeah, I know. My mom's really bummed. She wants me to come home. I mean, I'm sure your parents would rather spend the money and see you over the holidays. I mean, maybe you should have let them. You think? Yeah, I mean, my parents took off. I know they're doing really great things for the world, but when I have a family, I want them to be with me every year at Christmas. I mean, that's what the holidays are about, right? It's not Christmas presents and shopping specials, and spas, and... Okay. What's your favorite Christmas movie? Hands down, Home Alone. One and Two. Home Alone movie marathon? -Oh, yeah. -Hmm? [laughter] -Hey, oh. -What is this? Hey, easy there, unless you wanna be a Sweet Pea sundae. Grr. Wow. They're just sketches. Yeah, but they're-- they're good. Gee, why am I not surprised? I mean, why does she hate me so much anyway? She doesn't hate you. She-she's just misunderstood. Sounds a lot like someone else I know. Yeah, and you're a lot like Hank-- overly excitable and totally full of... Ah-ah-ah, not in front of the puppies. Shh. [door slamming] Now, that's what I call a dog pile. Dog pile. Heh. -Oh. -Morning. Oh. Morning. Good night. How about a moonlight stroll? Huh? Yeah, sure. Oh, hey, uh! Whoa, hey, come here, come here! Whoa! [Luce] Oh my gosh! [grunting, giggling] Not funny. You're heavy. -Yeah, it's all muscle. -No, it's not. Get off. -What's the magic word? -Move. That's not the magic word. Uh, that was a bad idea. Really? Anybody here who thinks that was a bad idea, raise a paw. See? Maybe it wasn't so bad. Whatever. Let me walk you home. I live two houses down. I think I can make it. But I'm really strong. I mean, I can protect you from-- there's viscous dogs, there's a lot of old ladies in this neighborhood, very dangerous. I think I'll be okay. All right. Good night. Good night. Next time. -I only get one? -Mm-hmm. -Only one? -Yep. [dog barking] Hmm. One day 'til Christmas. You wanna go for a walk? [dog barking] Yeah. Come on, Sweet Pea. She's on fire today. -So... -So? So, will I see you at the festival tonight? Oh, I'm not gonna be there. I'm going to the Paxtons' party. The Paxtons? Why are you going to a party with them? It's their Christmas party. It's a big deal. I mean, I told Missy I would be there. All my friends are gonna come, and she got me this really cute dress. Wow, I-I just thought this meant something to you, that's all. It's just a party. Yeah, that's being thrown by the same people who are trying to tear down our park. It's not like that. The same park that you're trying to save. They're nice people. This is just complicated. Just thought you cared. What if they show up? I mean, they can't know that I set all of this up. -Why? -Because I could lose my job. You think she'd fire you? If her husband found out I was conspiring against him, he could fire me, and he's huge in business in this town. I mean, I would never get a designing job after I graduate. He would make sure of it. This isn't easy for me. That's the point. Tough choices are never easy. It's not supposed to be easy, but you are choosing to go to a party over our park, over us. You really think that? I don't know what I think. Fine. Oh I need you here To start off another year Oh I gotta say It's felt so cold with you far away And the tree won't look right Without you here tonight So pretty baby Here ya' go. There you go. [chuckling] Catch the midnight flight Bright lights and silver stars Shine over my head People go passin' by I see them holding hands The streets are all covered with snow There's no way to drive yourself home But there's not a cloud up in the sky So pretty baby catch the midnight flight I sit and wait With your gift so patiently The hour's late So before they close Hey, Luce, is everything all right? Sure. Sure, I'm fine. Luce, those eyes don't lie. Come on. No. I-I'm fine. Really. I plan on meeting my future husband here tonight. What? Courtney, like every single guy here is like twice your age. So, I pick the most handsome man, and ask for his son's digits. That's the holiday spirit. Come on, let's go. Okay, fine. There you are. You look stunning. -Thanks, Missy. -Hi, Mrs. Paxton. Oh, please, call me Missy. Oh, your house is so beautiful. I aspire to be like you one day. Oh, well, aren't you a peach? And the dress you bought Luce is so stylish. -Your taste is impeccable. -I know. -I'm so glad you could make it. -Thank you, again, Missy. -Of course. -And, uh, where's Hank? Oh, he's in his crate pouting. Well, you know, we can't have him jumping on all the guests. Well, look at us, like four sisters going to the ball. -This is beautiful. -Oh, thanks. Green, blue. I almost forgot. Your ruby necklace. Let me get my purse. Oh my God. It's gonna be awesome. -What? -What's wrong, baby? Dogs. It's that park over at the arbor. Some of the regulars decided to host a holiday festival there. -For dogs. -Yes. Yes, I actually got the flyer for that. I was gonna take Hank, but I got side-tracked. Oh, no. Here it is. It's all Christmassy, and-- and look over here, there's a little dog over there that looks just like Hank. They decorated the entire park. Fun. Well, it's still your park, Byron. You're welcome to do with it as you please. You're right, it is my park. And I have half a mind to go down there and bulldoze the entire thing right now. I could try calling the boys in. -Please do. -Oh, come on, honey. It's Christmas Eve. Tell them I'm gonna pay 'em triple. I mean, let them have their festival. It's harmless. Sweetheart, do you realize what kind of bad press I'm gonna get if I let these idiots get the whole town excited about a little piece of land? I'm gonna have to deal with the mayor and everyone else. They're gonna be on my case. I don't need the headache. I'm going down there. 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la... Let's go. -Missy, I am so sorry. -No, no, no. Don't be. This party was an absolute bore. It'll make me the talk of the town. -Take that, Celeste. -But Mr. Paxton's so angry. Oh, men just get territorial, start barking and running around in circles. You just have to feed them and rub their heads, and then they're perfectly fine. So you said you've been taking Hank there, this park. Yeah, I mean, what they did is so nice. The Christmas lights are so pretty, and everyone is just friendly. -Let's go. -Well, what about your party? Oh, what, they'll never miss me, especially not with what Diane's wearing tonight. Did you see that? Are you sure? Yes. I've never been to that park. And who knows? Maybe if we hurry, we'll see a gang fight. Really? Could that happen? I don't know. That's what makes it so exciting. [Hank barking] Oh, uh, we should bring Hank too, maybe say goodbye to his friends? -I'll go get him. -I'll meet you out front. Okay. [phone ringing] Hey, hey. I'm sorry. Listen, we... what? I thought you were calling to yell at me. -I've been such a jerk. -No. I mean, maybe later. But listen, right now, Byron Paxton's on his way over there. That's awesome. Th-that's great news. -Thank you. -No. No, not great. He's so mad right now. Well, I-I'll just have to talk to him. I mean, I've gotta handle the situation one way or another, right? Okay. Well, we're on our way too. Um, this is such a mess. They're gonna figure out that I was involved, and then... Hey, hey, hey. Listen. Your secret is safe with us, okay? Nobody here's gonna let 'em know that you were part of Operation Save the Park. Thank you. Thanks for warning me. That was really sweet of you. I know I've been kind of a jerk lately, and I think it's just because this whole situation is so complicated. And I don't want you to jeopardize your future over this, you know? Dean, I'm-- I'm so sorry. I know how important this is to you, and you-- I promise I'll fix it. I promise. You will. I believe in you. -You are a Christmas mirac-- -Don't say it. -Okay. I'll see you soon. -Okay. Bye. So what do you think you're all doing down here? We are gonna stop you from bulldozing our park. Your park? There's tons of parks. You see, I just left my own wife's holiday party to come down here. Now, I'm sorry that you have this, uh, particular affection for this giant heap of dirt that happens to belong to me. So I thank you kindly to leave. Merry Christmas. Get 'em out of here and lock it up. Bring it, boys! Mama's got enough for everybody. Okay, easy there, soldier. Mr. Paxton. Hi, I'm Dean Stanton. I, uh, I work with the dogs here at the park. I'm just about to graduate vet school and I've been coming here forever. Look, I know you have a considerable investment in this park. I'm sorry about your problems, son, but I'm not city council. You see, the bottom line is this park belongs to me, and I've been allowing you to use it free of charge. So take my advice, leave, before I get nasty. Now. Wow, you look beautiful. I mean, hello, person who I've never met before, who is also really pretty. Thank you. They are friendly. Hi. Wow, this looks so great. I mean, with all the lights. Uh, yeah, yo-your brother, he came down and helped us set 'em all up. -Really? -Yeah. Why-why don't you go talk to him? I gotta go talk to Mr. Paxton. -Okay. -I'll be right back. Luce! Luce, Luce, Luce. What are you doing here? -Okay, who... -Was that? Oh, that was Dean. -He's... -He's adorable. Hot. And super smart, and kind, and giving. -Oh, he sounds perfect. -Oh, he's not. But, I mean, he's got a really great heart, and substance, so maybe he's perfect for me. -Oh. -Oh, my gosh. -Look at the Christmas tree. -Oh, it's so pretty. Can we go take a look? Hello, I don't know you. Dork, everyone already knows you're my brother. And what are you doing here? I thought you had a huge gig. My sister needed me. Oh, thanks for coming and setting up all the lights. -It looks beautiful. -No problem. -Uh-oh. -What? What are you doing here? We came to support your cause. This is-- this is beautiful. You can't be here. You're mad. I understand. But I want you to know that I-- I like Derek. But I'm not gonna date him. Because I just wouldn't do that to you. Okay? No, no. I mean, you were right about everything. I found someone who sees me, someone who challenges me, makes me like myself. Wow. That-that's great. And I want that for you too. And, I mean, if Derek does that for you, makes you happy with all his Derekness, then you should go for it. Thank you. That-that's the best present ever. Thank you so much. Okay, now you need to get out of here because my boss is raging, and I don't want you to see it. Okay. I totally understand. [mouths] Thank you. -Where are my trucks? -Sir, you have a dog. You have to understand. Yeah, I have a goldfish, too, kid, but that doesn't mean I bought him a pond. Luce. This is amazing. I'm so impressed you set all this up. Oh, no. You did this? Um... I have to say, I'm a bit shocked. -Luce? -I'm so sorry, Missy. I just thought... After all I've done for you, Lucinda. There's no inda. It's just Luce. What? Wait a minute. Who are you? -She walks Hank. -Huh? Oh, you. You traitor. -You dog walking traitor. -Dog walker? I thought you were on the committee to save the park. Uh, both? Fa-la-la-la-la-la... [horn blowing in distance] Finally. This place comes down now. Are-- are you sure that that's okay? Sure. He'll be fine. He loves it. Might as well let him have one last run around the park. -Oh. Look at him go. -Yeah. See, it's small. There's not a lot of grass and it's fenced in. And it might not be as great as some of the more modern parks in the city, but, for a dog, this place is perfect. I can see that. I just really thought we could convince Mr. Paxton, you know? I mean, if he saw how people cared about this place... Byron barks loudly, but he isn't mean. [Byron] Everyone get out, or I'm gonna throw you out. It's just, he only understands business. I mean, that's all he knows. So when you come in talking about passion and-- and people, he just doesn't understand. It's just such a shame. I mean, there's so much that can be done with this space. Like what? Well, what time do you normally walk Hank when I'm not around? Oh, goodness. That stinker gets me up at the crack of dawn. And believe me, I am not a morning person. You know, this would be a perfect spot for a high-end coffee stand. Instead of being dragged around in the morning, you could let your puppy play and get your caffeine fix. Mmm. Peppermint mochas, right? And, you know, over there, it would be a perfect spot for the high-end caf. You wouldn't only get the morning crowd, but you could also get the people coming home after work walking their dogs who are too tired to cook. Constant revenue. Do you know why this park looks so old? -Why? -It's because it is old. And I bet with some paperwork, and a few choice testimonials from some honored war veterans who have been coming here for 40 years, it probably wouldn't take a lot to make this a historic landmark. Which would mean no property taxes. Hmm. A large dog owning market, with the revenue of high-demand coffee, and low expenses of the city-protected park... And a trendy spa may not last, but people are always gonna love their dogs. And then you wouldn't have to sink all that money into the construction. I bet you'd actually make more of a profit over a ten-year period if you made this an official dog park. 7.5 years, I'd say. All right. Let's do that. Wait, what? [Byron] Okay. What we need to do is we need to put a chain on the entrance over there, and we also need to put a chain on the entrance over there, which some people like to call an exit. We just need approval, and we're all set. Approval denied. You can stop working. We are going to turn this into an official dog park. What? Bob, would you please tell the boys that we're awfully sorry we brought them out here on Christmas Eve? And that they should grab a drink, a cookie, enjoy the lights, and, well, they'll still get paid. You got it, boss. Wait. You're the boss? I know. You must think I'm some kind of model trophy wife, or British royalty. But no, I'm just the CEO of a multinational construction and development corporation. Wow. No, you wowed me. This is a great plan. Well done. Very well done. Honey, can we please think about this for a moment? I mean, we put so much time and energy into this, are you sure that you wanna throw it all away on a bunch of dogs? -Shh, just a second, okay? -Yes, dear. Now, if we invest in this, it'll need some renovation. You know dogs, you know this park. If we pair you up with a talented and savvy designer, do you think that the two of you could spearhead this project? -Absolutely. -Great. Well, what my Missy wants, my Missy gets. She's the brains of the outfit, and I trust her instincts. Like that time at the investment group? Oh, the time that they tried to bypass? Right, and they thought, "With those tax codes, there's no way." That's right. Oh, all those brains and beauty too. -I'm a lucky guy. -We make a great team. -Merry Christmas, sweetie. -Merry Christmas. Wow, you did it. I did, I guess. No, I mean, you did it. You saved the park. I mean, I always knew you could, but you did it. I did it. -It's a Christmas mirac-- -Nope. No? See, that one felt right. -No. -That-- Oh, oh, oh. I almost forgot. I put what I owe you on this card. Go get that necklace, sweetheart. Thank you so much. -Here. -Oh, necklace. We can go get it. -You think the store's open? -Oh, we don't have to go there. -Oh, you can do it online? -Hmm-hmm. Oh. Wow, you're really good at that. What're you trying to do, start a fire? Shh. I can't type that fast with my phone. -Plus, my autocorrect hates me. -Got it. -I also have really fat thumbs. -Done. You can pick it up tomorrow. Do you think the jewelry store will be open tomorrow? No, but the airport is. Airport? I bought you a ticket home. What? Go see your family. I'll be here when you get back. I don't know what to say. Yes, you do. This is a Christmas miracle. It was the perfect time at the perfect place You held me captive by your beautiful grace I fell for you like the snow fell around us I never knew I could love Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you It was the perfect night beneath December skies The galaxy can't shine as bright as your eyes You made me feel like a child does at Christmas You are the best gift of all Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love in love with you Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you When you romance with me, slow dance with me The angels caroling our song They're singing Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you Fa-la-la-la fa-la-la-la Fa-la-lling in love with you Mmm Falling in love With you Falling in love, falling in love with you |
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