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Aadai (2019)
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'No animals or birds were harmed during the making of this film' All incidents and characters in this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance '200 years ago, casteism and tortures due to it were at it's peak in India' 'Anyone who raised their voice against the dominant...' 'were brutally tortured, murdered and buried away' 'During this phase, in parts of Tamil Nadu especially in Nagercoil and Kanyakumari...' 'and in Kerala, a lot of oppressed laws and punishments were brought in to practice' 'One such cruel law among these was brought in practice by the Kingdom of Travancore' 'That was the 'Breast tax system'' 'Women apart from the ones in higher caste...' 'were imposed with tax if they had to cover their breasts' 'Which means, they need not pay the tax if they don't cover their breasts' 'A woman from the lower caste single handedly protested against this law' 'Her name was Nangeli' 'In order to silence Nangeli's protest, the government imposed double tax on her' 'She was stubborn and refused to pay the tax' 'One day, the government officials came to her house and demanded the tax' 'Nangeli revolted in anger' 'The officials set their men on Nangeli and molested her for revolting' 'An embarrassed Nangeli ran inside her house...' 'and came out with a sharp sickle' 'She yelled 'If my breasts are the reason for imposing tax then here, take them!'' 'She cut off her breasts and placed them on a plantain leaf' 'In pain, Nangeli fell unconscious in a pool of blood and died in her husband's arm' 'Unable to bear the pain of her demise...' 'Nangeli's husband committed suicide by jumping into her funeral pyre' 'Shocked; the government was forced to put an end to this law' 'All Nangeli wanted was the freedom to dress' 'But instead all she got was freedom from life' 'Freedom of expression, women empowerment etc.' 'all such freedoms that we have today...' 'are the results of many sacrifices' 'Though such events can be hidden or erased from history...' 'still people from those parts remember these sacrifices' 'AADAI [Dress]' Where are you? Did you get down? Just got down from my cab The roads are quite empty today On top of that, I can hear a dog howling What? The road's empty? Also you hear a dog howling! Watch out for ghosts Who said so? The dog must be howling in hunger and you say it's ghosts? Ghosts are nothing but a myth Hey! Excuse me! Who's that? Rise n Shine You give me grace Rise n Shine Make you mean Come and tell Rise n Shine You give me grace Dude, she is our scapegoat. Ready...ready! - Look over there! There! See that camera? - See there? Cool down! Cool down! Cool down! It's just a prank show. Its for our #TAG TV's new show 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' And you're the first lucky victim! Say Hi It's a prank. It's all dummy Hi! Now say "Gotcha! Gotcha!' "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" Five. Six. Seven. Eight! 'Amala Paul' Yov "Hey! This is our forte!" "We scare the people and play pranks" "As the whole place watches..." "We are here to entertain you" - Move! Make way! - Make way, you mongrel! We will tease people around We adorn the hat and make scapegoats Get up So, you kidnapped her? First of all, who are you? Sir! Sir! Check out this fellow What's the matter? What do you want? Sir, remember I told you about our girl and this fraud? How did he convince you? I saw you with another girl last week Hema. Please come here Sir! Yes sir! Its him! Last week you cheated me! - You took me out last week! Didn't you? - OMG! I don't even know her! Don't trust him! Dude, she has started crying.. Poor girl. Let's stop here You cheated me, didn't you? Sir, it was indeed him! Ask them to shut up and continue Keep continuing, guys We make scapegoats What happened? Scapegoats of our candid show This is our forte Shall I pour it? Shall I? Just for fun! Dating sounds fine. Marriage is not my forte Or else what will you do? "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" Akash... What's the total duration? Give me a second 22 minutes and 15 seconds, bro Superb! Lock it Mr. Dumped, check if you're ok with the edit? How many times have I warned you not to call me Mr. Dumped? - Say it again and I'll slap you! - Ok, dude. Relax - There is a limit - Cool! How does it look? Looks good... That dumped part from the ghost sequence 'Dumped' part? Stop laughing Dude, I think we can extend the ghost sequences. It's entertaining Dude, that guy started weeping out of fear Once we told him it's a prank, he lost it and was about to hit us But... seriously poor fellow. I feel you guys went a little overboard Akash, you may feel pity for that boy... but then Kamini? - Phew! - Who's that? What? Oh! You're new here, right? You must not have watched Kamini's previous episodes Dude, the girl who acted unconscious pranking people. That's her! Oh. That's our Kamini? Our Kamini? I guess our new editor will woo her soon No! No! I know her already that's why I said so Go ahead. Flirt with her I just wanted to know if she acts really well. That's all. I swear Acting? Dude, she just won't stop once she gets started At one point even if we plead her to stop out of sympathy, she won't! Even I'll crack up and laugh at some point but Kamini? She is quite spontaneous, sharp and bold! God! A sadist! Dude, haven't you moved on since that dumping incident? What dumping incident? Well, that... Well, the day Mr. Dumped got dumped... and that dumping was witnessed by his friends... Dude, he is asking and it's only fair I let him know Sunny Leone? Yes. Historical movie! There are sword fights in it Historical film, my foot! Sunny Leone films are mostly porn that we delete from Browser history after watching Hey guys, morning! Hello sir So Gowri, is everything packed up? Almost, sir. We are on it What's that? A small correction in the "Gotcha! Gotcha!" latest episode Come on, guys! We've been slowly shifting our office over a week What's with the last minute corrections? Today's the last day We gotta empty the building by today evening. It's a court order Almost done See, our boss is very particular. It's a prestige issue If we don't vacate by today evening... other channels will make a news out of this, and spoil our reputation - Ok, sir - Right? Why is he carrying a long face? Is he missing this building already? Well, sir...the day Mr. Dumped got dumped... and that dumping was witnessed by his friends... Shut up, Gowri! Hey, where is Kamini? O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess What happened? Had a nightmare? Indeed mom! - A bad dream! - What was it about? I was wearing lot of bangles in my hand... and with flowers in my head... and Mehendi in my hands Top of it, I was wearing a red colored Saree Red colored Saree? Did it set off a bull and did it charge towards you? A bull? Tell me what happened then? What more do you expect to happen? That's all and I woke me up Crap! It's 11! So, seeing yourself in a Saree is a nightmare to you? Move! Won't you wake me up on time? Look at her room! Eww! It's her birthday and look when she wakes up! It's 11 am already That too after having set an alarm! Dressed traditionally and stepping into a temple. Who else would call it a nightmare? Instead of getting married and leading a family life with husband and kids... you work in a TV station, playing pranks on people! I bought you a new Saree, hoping you'll wear it at least today But you? You get into that same circus attire of yours! I named you 'Sudhandhira kodi'(Free soul) And what do you do? You give yourself an alias 'Kamini!' (Bold and beautiful) Wonder when you'll make your mom proud Mom, tune into our channel My program is airing So all this while my words were falling in deaf ears? I heard you. Now, increase the volume "Gotcha! Gotcha!" Rekha, come here What happened? Felt like something bit me What's gonna bite you in this place? Indeed! Something bit me too What is it? I don't know Kamini! Kamini! Kamini! Due to breakage in gigantic pipes.. ..there is a delay in water supply.. Look at her Dressed up beautifully in a Saree... well groomed and beautiful like a doll. No roaming business Look how graceful she looks Why don't you try something like that? Instead... 'Hi! We are from #TAG TV' 'Look over there! See here! See the camera?! 'Wave your hands!' 'Now say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!'" What is this? And top of it you keep bringing up Feminism all the time Of course! Tell me what is feminism? I do know Is it? Explain me Well, it is...yes! One extra idly you have after satisfying your hunger belongs to someone else Mom! That's Communism! Communism? And she thinks she just delivered a dialogue like actor Vijay! - Are you already done eating? - Come on, mom! You can't even differentiate between Communism and Feminism But what's that got to do with food? Does Feminism preach you to eat less? Becoming a news anchor isn't a big deal, mom We must not be the one who reads out the headlines We must be the headlines! Don't you know, mom? I took up this media job because I hate to sit and work at a desk Sucking up to suited up bosses isn't my kind attitude, Lakshmi I have no problem you being the headlines But just that the headlines must be a good one, Kamini It must make me feel proud about you I don't want to judged as a single parent who didn't raise her daughter well Oh My God Enough mom! Now what's your problem? News Anchoring is a better job, right? Fine, I'll become a News anchor. It's a silly matter, mom You? Anchoring? My foot! You can't even speak four lines in proper Tamil accent Hello! Challenge? - Wanna bet? - I'll lay one slap! First, stop betting on everything! It'll become an addiction What the hell? Look at your dress! Even while drying our inners we dont let others see it But you show it off wearing it! Such a drama queen! Let's put a 'To be continued...' to our serial fight Next Episode, tomorrow Deepak already called me. I must go now I have to pick him up Ok mommy Let me know if it's heavy. Do not push It's been hardly a month since I joined... and already we are vacating the office! Turn - This way - Yes. Hold it properly. Why are we vacating in a hurry? Well, bro... this is a rented building Our boss offered to buy the building but the owner refused Our boss too refused to vacate Hold like this The owner pressed charges On one hand, the case in the court... on the other hand, our boss started constructing a new building in Mandaveli It's still under construction but then... the court has already passed an order to vacate this building. And so here we are Last time I did something similar was during... my School annual day, lifting benches Should we handle luggage at the new place too? Whose charger is it? That belongs to Mr. Dumped. Leave it there Mr. Dumped! Why do you guys call Sugumar as Mr. Dumped? Well, it's a boring flashback. Forget it It's ok. Just tell me. I'll edit the boring part Boring flashback Initially, we tried our hands on every show We did a lot of shows but we weren't getting that break and recognition That's when Kamini came up with "Gotcha! Gotcha!" Jeni became a news reader We also became famous The TRP rating rocketed sky high for our show "Hey you little angry birdie!" "Don't you make me desperate" "And when I look at you..." "stop mesmerizing me!" "Hey you little angry birdie!" I could see Kamini and Sugumar getting closer day by day. I felt it was overwhelming I expected Sugumar will propose her first But Kamini proposed Deepak by kissing and hugging him on the streets Even then, Sugumar didn't leave her The very next day that incident took place Kamini... Kamini... I have something to tell you What is it? Are you quitting the job? Dude stop! - Look, Sugumar - Then what? - Do you have any new idea for our show? - He is a goner! Well, I don't know how it happened... but I think I'm in love with you Kamini - You're in love with me? - Yes, Kamini I gave it a good thought I'm indeed in love Take out the camera - What are you up to? - Wait and watch We don't even have guts to ask extra sides when we are at a restaurant Where as, our fellow is proposing her! This is history You drink and are a spoilt brat You are arrogant. You bet at every possible opportunity Do you think a lot of them will like a girlfriend with such qualities? But I love you, Kamini Sugumar... stop kidding There is a limit for everything Exactly. There is a limit! We have crossed the limits of a friendship long ago, Kamini When you hop on my bike instead of others' bike... You have no idea how happy it makes me, Kamini As I drive the bike, you fall asleep on my shoulders I feel extra weight... but the feel it gives me... Whoa! It feels like heaven on earth, Kamini! Don't you feel the same way, Kamini? What nonsense, Sugumar? Something's wrong with you Indeed Kamini. Everything's wrong with me I have gone mad - I can't live without you, Kamini - Just shut up! Why is she yelling so bad? Are you nuts? If a girl rides with a guy in his bike during the night... you call it love? - Ok, people are watching - Just shut up! I chose your bike over others bike because I love your bike! Not because I love you! Kamini... other day you tasted food from my plate? I would have been starving! Your food must have arrived earlier and hence I took a bite You call that love? You sported a horn on my head while posing for a group photo. That one? Cut the crap! And that made you fell in love? Did you bring me all the way to this crappy tea shop at this hour to propose? Look here, girl! This shop is my hard work! Better mind you words! You! What's with the rude tone? Who do you think you are? You better show some respect! Or else what? I could be the next chief minister or prime minister Get lost you monkey-face! Not the time. I'm pissed off! You better step back Sorry. Please get back inside. Please. Sorry Forget it, Kamini. Come, I'll drop you home You think I'll ride with you after all this? Get lost! Kamini, look here. Listen to me. Kamini...Kamini... - Calm down, Kamini - Just get lost! - Just come with me, Kamini - I'll book a cab and go safe Kamini, please! - What happened? - Wait He saw us! Kamini! Kamini, look "Gotcha! Gotcha!" " Gotcha! Gotcha!" prank. Look over there. Hey, Gowri! Gowri! Gowri! - Say "Gotcha! Gotcha!" - Just say it Look, Kamini fell for my prank! Come on! - "Gotcha! Gotcha!" - "Gotcha! Gotcha!" Come on, guys "Gotcha! Gotcha!" "Gotcha! Gotcha!" It was just for fun Kamini. Come on Sugumar's a smart guy! Thanks to us. If we hadn't responded to him... Kamini would have unleashed hell on Sugumar! So that's how Sugumar got the nickname 'Mr. Dumped?' Wait editor, the story ain't over Later, Kamini and Deepak got into a relationship Deepak could have kept his mouth shut but... he revealed what happened the other day was for real Holy guacamole! Then? Greetings! I'm Gowri Myself and Deepak were crossing the very place on the very day Sugumar took Kamini out to propose her This hurt her a lot thus a silly issue became a major issue Myself, Madhavan Nair, the owner of the tea shop where the incident took place I'm Jenifer. Kamini's friend She made a special Mr.Dumped episode and released it on Valentine's day The episode was a hit Our people have weird taste! Even today, somewhere, someone shares this video on social media And since then everyone in our office address Sugumar as Mr. Dumped Poor fellow She went too overboard in the name of getting back at Sugumar That's Kamini for you She does what she wants If she places a bet then she will do anything to win it Deepak is in a relationship with her and I wonder what hell he is undergoing O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O Godess our protector O powerful Goddess O powerful Goddess Shakthi Shower Your grace Shower Your grace Good morning, Jeni baby Good morning? Time is about to be 1 in the afternoon My day has just begun What is that you see in this mirror? You adore so much looking into it Kamini, give that to me. Give me the mirror Why do you need all this for reading out the news? Hands off me! You will never understand The news reader girl, her attire, the ornaments in her neck and her earrings... There are people who watch news channels to just watch these Celebrity Priya Bhavani shankar... guess how she became popular? Too much! I'm allergic to this traditional Saree I wonder how you wear it and walk without tripping over When you can walk with high heels without tripping over... can't you walk wearing Saree? Don't wear it if you don't like it But I seem to be very beautiful in Saree according to my fans Look here, everyone has a different style in which they look good You wear what suits you the best In that case I will look very beautiful without any dress It's sad we can't do that Ok, fine Get naked and read the news Start a new program Los Angeles has news shows where anchor removes- -clothes one by one as they read the news... I have heard of such Naked News channels By the time they reach weather report, they'll be in their bikini Would you like to try it out, Kamini? "The naked truth! Nothing to hide!" How's the title? Nice! - Madam, mic - Place it over there Thank you Jeni... Challenge accepted, I'll read the news like you described Wanna bet? Stop kidding, Kamini News reading isn't as simple as your "Gotcha! Gotcha!" show To blabber whatever you want and shoot it easily from a van far away Go and see for yourself There are 10 departments working on the PCR alone While reading, we must also focus on director's instruction in Talk-back Then read lines from the prompter and express accordingly while reading Even a small mistake will screw up the whole thing And this is a live telecast. Hope you realize that - Everything ok? - Yes, ok Fine, I'm getting late The live feed will start any minute. I'll go to the restroom before that Ok? Bye. Good luck Thank you What' the time man? - 12:40, boss - Oh no! - Sir... - Not now! Not now! Guys! Where is Jeni? Sir, she went to the washroom - What? - Yeah Hey, Sugumar come here Go, get her. Quick! Run! Fast! Where the hell is she? Go get her! Fast! The director is yelling at me! Come fast! Ok, dude...err...Ok, sir Get out of my way! Get out! Senz sir, why are you upset? If Jeni can't make it, we have Aarthi right? Aarthi is on leave, Kamini! Our boss would have tuned in to watch the news now News1 live was our channels first ever live program to be aired So sentimentally boss wants to finish all the activities in this building... with the same News1 live! Bloody superstitious fellow! Tortures me with his sentiments, auspicious time, colors, belief in God! Sir, you're an atheist? What? Do you believe in God or no? I am on the neither side I'm just neutral Ok sir Guys, everything will be fine Jeni will be here in sometime Senz sir... Jeni is not there in the washroom - What are you saying? - I checked thoroughly. She's not there Call up, Jeni She left the phone with me Senz sir... Sir, relax Shall I read the news? This is not a joke, Kamini You're not meant for this. Just stay away You don't have to be so judgmental, sir What do you mean? I mean I can pull it off Just a while ago I was talking to Jeni In fact I went through few sheets of news material Sir, I have a strong feeling I can do this Are you sure? - Wanna bet? - What? Nothing. Sir, I'm damn sure. Trust me - Aditi, give me the bag - Get it done! Quick! Fast - Yes, sir - Ok guys, alert We are going to go live in five minutes, alright Prompts and punches! Get the news rolling fast! I want the ticker happening right now Guys, please cooperate a little Only ten minutes to go. Get me a Saree - Is this the one? - That's not good Quick, get me another one Look, it's over there God's speed, baby! - Enough - It's not over We'll do the rest on the spot Guys, come Camera one, standby Camera ready Prompter speed ok? Cue Out...Out! It's ready. Go! Three Two One Greetings The headlines from #TAG TV Lorry strike moves to it's fifth day Vegetables, fruits, flowers exports stranded Political parties erect banners on roads even after the ban order from supreme court An auto rickshaw driver mocked the party that secured less votes that NOTA Video that went viral on social media Chances of heavy rainfall in Tamil Nadu from tomorrow Moving on to the details Lorries on strike for the 5th consecutive day She is spot on, isn't it Vegetables, fruits and flowers have become costlier Biscuit? I'll get you a fresh piece Reporter Arunmozhi Varma is on Live with the details Arunmozhi, please tell us about the lorry strike.. Director sir, how is the show? She is doing good My girl The news continues after a small commercial break You have three minutes break, Kamini. Relax yourself Turn on the talk back Kamini, you're doing great Just one thing. Chin up while facing towards camera two Yeah. Yeah, that one. Correct Ok? Great going. Keep going Take this Sugu... Call up my mom and ask her to watch this news Quick! The news continues Yes, this is Sugumar here Yes Do you hear me? Yes, I'll watch it. Right away. Ok, dear Condemning the ruling party's act of publishing his- entry into politics as a part of sports section.... the top actor sent out a rude notice to party media He condemned that it was a prejudicial act The party that secured lesser votes than NOTA Jeni! Where were you? Why is she panting? You went missing hence Senz sir asked Kamini to read the news Where were you? The restroom downstairs was full So I went to the one upstairs I couldn't lock the door there Somehow I locked it but later it wouldn't open I threw papers out from there and yelled out to you all. Didn't anyone of you hear me? Luckily, just now a carpenter came in and opened it Relax. Give her some water And with this we come to an end to the news at 1 live Stay tuned to #TAG 24/7 for latest news and headlines Thank you! Yay! I did it! You did well Super Thank you! Yay! Unforgettable place Five years People don't even stick to a job for a year They keep jumping jobs like monkeys We are swag! Of course All the memories from my joining day are still fresh Yeah man I remember it very well, Jeni You were so different when you joined here You used to change the TV channel the moment they air whisper ads But now? She is carrying three condoms in her bag! - Whoa! - Ok! Calm down. It's ok Sir, let's leave We'll meet at our new office on Monday Aren't you locking the gate? Why lock up an empty place? It feels heavy to lock this building It's a brand new lock. Atleast I will use it for my home See you - Bye - Take care I have an idea You heard the security. He was so emotional We lived here for five years How about we spend some time here and cherish our memories for the one last time? - Nice idea - It's risky Why is it risky? It's Kamini's birthday Let's party here instead of somewhere else My family will be waiting. I gotta go Hold on You guys worked here for five years! I joined hardly a month ago I'm going home - No! No way! - Hold on It's weekend from tomorrow If we get wasted after getting drunk no one's going to look for us. Got it? So, shut up and stay back Just one day dude. Go home late - Cool? - Kiddo! What an innocent guy Innocent? You mean him? He can smell a girl from far away and exactly tell the perfume she uses You think he's innocent? He wants to go home and smoke up a joint with his family - Yours is a joint family, right? - Yes Ok guys, who are boozing tonight? - Me! Me! Me! - Ouch! My hand! Cheers! - Happy birthday to me! - Happy birthday, Kamini Happy birthday, Kamini! Ok, what do we do now? I'll suggest an idea Let's play sing along Lame! Don't you know any other better game? So, tell me this... do we have to pay royalty for singing songs in Sing along? May be. Who knows Then, forget it Cool, Let me start Wait "Does the Little sparrow has any plan?" Yeah! It needs a Family plan! Are you all ganging up on me? Wait, I'll attack you with an emotional song Go ahead! Quick "Just a young gun with a quick fuse.." Hold on... Why did you look at him and sing 'Young gun with a quick fuse?' Birthday baby... Why are you quiet? I'm busy eating She's laughing Kamini... How old are you? Twenty plus Girls! No matter how high you are, you will never reveal your age. Hey, I'm sorry Happy birthday, baby Thank you! Don't bite my nose Forget it, dude She can never be yours. There can't be two knives in a single holder Why bro? I have seen it Single holder with two knives Shut up, you pervert! Shut up! There can't be two knives in one holder, dude Hey Jeni. Why are you so sad? What happened? What happened, babes? What? I couldn't show up to read the news... and the mongrel Senthil embarrassed me in front of everyone! It was so embarrassing Don't cry, Jeni - Don't cry, baby - Don't cry How about we get even with Senz sir? - Call him - Awesome buddy Screw him up - Here - What is it? Mushroom fried rice Mushroom? Yes. Have it Here, you too have some Hello Hello, is this Senz sir's... Senthil sir's residence? Yes sir May I know who is speaking? Isn't he there? He is lying on the top sir His wife? She is lying down and he is on the top And what are you doing? I am holding the lamp, sir Here, eat She is holding the lamp! Quiet. My mom's calling me Quiet, her mom's call - Her mom? - Oh. Nirma is her mom? Nirma isn't her mother All mothers are same Tell me, mom Where are you? It's late night 11 and you aren't home yet Mom, I'm still at work I'm with my friends Once work is over, I'll eat out with them and come home. You go to bed Why do you eat out and spoil your health? It's your birthday... I had prepared Gulab Jamun Mom, didn't I have my lunch at home? Please, let me be in peace mom Come on. Come to me, dear Even Tom Cruise can't beat you! Dude, don't sit on the food! How many times have I told you to intimate me if you're gonna reach home late? Guess, all the booze effect will wear off Kamini... are you drunk? N...No, mom Don't you lie to me Swear on me! Come on... Yes, I'm drunk Mom, drinking isn't a big deal Today people drink wine at home for a glowing skin Mom... Mom, say something Don't talk to me I was so happy to watch you as news anchor today It's all in vain now I raised you with great difficulties yet is this how you behave? What's lost now? Why are you crying now? Stop crying first! Did I fail you at any point? Didn't I read news on the channel, just the way you wanted? Just because you like to see me in Saree, I wore one and anchored Poor Jenifer, I even had to lock her up in the restroom... Jeni, I don't anything about it Ok ,mom... you hang up now. I'll talk to you later Look! Don't come home drunk like your dad does! Now why would you compare me with that guy? Don't you come back home! Hang up! I'm not coming home Don't call me, hereafter Jeni? What happened to you, Jeni? Dude, she is crying Sorry, Jeni It's ok. Don't cry Why did you lock me in the restroom? You wanna lock horns now? Sorry You think a sorry will make things right? Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was because of you? Weren't you standing right next to me and laughing? Why did you do it? Because we had a bet! You showed off. Glorifying news reading and mocked me I am incapable for it That is why... I proved that I can do it Guess what... There was not even a single mistake! You haven't won the bet yet Remember the bet? The deal is to remove dress one by one while reading the news Oh. Is that what you are looking for? Fine... I'll do the naked news thing Kamini... Kamini! Super Kamini! I'll record it Countdown starts Three! Two! One! Come on, Kamini Greetings I'm your news anchor, Kamini Awesome! #TAG TV's new news anchor, Kamini... gets a amazing reception Kamini, no! Though it was a last minute decision.. still her quick wits helped Kamini win the hearts of the viewers Awesome! There you go! Wow! Awesome! Hey Mr. Dumped, dont record to take revenge. Dont play with her life Shut up! I'll take care The self made Tamil queen who is the usual news anchor of #TAG TV The lightning speaker! - The Glam Doll - Whoa! The one with a rotten pumpkin face... Oh that lady? Jenifer... she was... locked up in the toilet That's it Careful How dare you? Wow! Wrestling! Punch on her face! Come on, Jeni! Jeni! Come on! How dare you? His family jewels are hurt! Wait Now, what? What happened? Now, what's wrong with him? What was that booze we had? Everything around me is swirling Yes, dude. My perspective is changing You should have let me go home instead of pulling my leg! How do you feel now, 90s kids? How was that mushroom fried rice? Isn't it just a fried rice? It's not just any ordinary fried rice It's magic mushroom I just mixed a little bit Leave me I think she is having a bad trip She is having a bad trip! Attention! Breaking news High on trip; Jenifer collapses... Kamini...quiet Hey, Jeni! Watch me, baby Watch me! Living up to the meaning of your name, Kamini? Aren't you a good girl? Wear it Dare you bet with me Jeni, are you ok? I am Kamini! You want me to read the news naked? I said, don't shoot Hey...hey...pussy cat... Not only reading the news naked... If I bet I can spend the whole night naked alone in this building? Kamini... Wanna bet? Look, how she's behaving Dude. I'm holding my nerve just for you "You..." "Are you the rainbow?" "Are you here in search of colors?" "Tell me, oh Snow white flower" "Hey, you..." "Are you an object on display?" "Admiring yourself?" 'AADAI [Dress]' "Is that all you do?" Hey! Stop kidding guys! Anybody there? Deepak! Gowri! Hey! I have an idea How about we get inside, cherish our memories and have fun for one last time? Cheers! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, Kamini Mushroom fried rice Mushroom? It's magic mushroom! Hey Aakash... It's late night 11 and you aren't home yet Why did you do it? Because we had a bet! Hey Mr. Dumped, don't record to take revenge. Don't play with her life Shut up! I'll take care Remember the bet? The bet was to remove your dress one by one while reading the news, until you're naked "Is that all you got? Bring it on, if not!" Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Happy to see you all present here Since we all gather and meet up here only once in a year... we've arranged a special performance to entertain you all So, give it up for Oorka Rocket band! Damn! Damn! I must get out I must get out Sugumar was the one who was recording a video I'll kill him if I get hold of him! Probably I can get out of here after sunset Crap! (Phone ringtone) (Phone ringtone) (Phone ringtone) Hello What is it? Can't he wait for a few minutes? Tell him I'll be there at once (Phone ringtone) Not a good idea Deepak 'Your account has run out of balance.' Please E-recharge on Air wave.com or Air wave app to continue Idiot! 'Press #1 for Police department' Else cut the call 'Press #1 for Police department' I'm calling the emergency number but it's connecting to the police control room If I take the cops help, media will come in to play Shit What do I do? What do I do? Customer care? Good morning, madam. Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care How may I help you? Good morning ma'am, tell me Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care How may I help you? Thanks for calling Air wave customer care Thanks for calling Air wave customer care Only the opposite sex answer the calls always Fraudsters! Good morning, Ms, Kamini. Thanks for calling Air Wave customer care How may I help you? Actually, I have a problem Tell me, madam My number has exhausted it's balance Also, I cannot step out and recharge my number I shall give you my debit card details. Can you please recharge it for me Sorry madam, we do not have such services available Please go to the nearest Air Wave store... and you can choose a plan and recharge your number Like I said, I cannot step out now - Please - Sorry madam. Pardon us What ever is the issue, please go to the nearest store and... I said I cannot step out, you wretch! Sorry. I know you guys will record all the calls I'm stuck in a situation. Please believe me Aren't you a women? So please try to understand Sorry madam, we receive millions of such prank calls on daily basis No! No! No! Come here if you don't trust me I'm begging you I'll pay you! Please! Thank you for calling Air Wave customer care Idiots! Wonder from where do they call up What happened? Did any guy play prank on you? No. It was a girl. Looks like... she is stuck some situation and wants us to recharge A girl? How many news do we come across such news? What if she really needs help? I'm saying something but then you're immersed in your mobile Mom, you have called me 18 times... Call me one more time, mom You! Won't you spare even a mannequin? No ma'am...err... - She is rocking, right? - Don't talk It is to bust such womanizers like you... - Hello - Hello - Taste buds? - Yes, madam I'm stuck here in a prob...err..no. Well... Do you guys deliver food? Order for Rs. 1000 or above and delivery is free Okay! How much will five mutton biriyani cost? One second madam... Rs. 1015/- madam Ok. Five mutton biriyanis Ok, madam. Your mobile number and address? 173, Venkateshwara Nagar, Nungambakkam Ok madam. Our delivery boy will deliver the food in half an hour Don't you have delivery girl instead of a delivery boy? Delivery girl? Well, the reason I'm asking this is... See I am all by myself at my home Just worried if the delivery boy will take advantage of me Madam, you say you are all alone but you just ordered 5 mutton Biriyanis I am having few doubts. Can I trust you with this order? No worries, it's all ok Send in delivery boy Don't send in a well built guy. Send someone who is young, thin and dummy . Ok? Please We'll try our best ma'am - Ok. Sure - Ok, thank you Come in Please come in See that, dude? When the channel office was here... and every time we came here for collecting donation for our deity's rituals... The security guys go... What is it? Who asked you to come? Why are you here? Sign here Wait over there They used to torture us But now, the whole building is empty There is not even a single soul to question us! Of course. It was strict order from the court to vacate Fine, come on. Let's try our luck and see if we get anything What are we gonna do in such an empty place? Nothing's here. Let's go back Listen you pot head. Just shut up and come If we don't get anything let's use the toilet at least What are you doing? Now, watch me! I too can break a brick! Wake up Dude, let me have this Dude, don't break it Nope. They have nailed it Hello! Leave! Let go of my hand! Leave I said, leave me Anybody there? It's too silent over here Security! Hello! What is this? Dude... it's a murder What do you mean? Some guys seem to have molested and finished off a girl Look, even her buttons are undone Dude, I'm scared Lets not invite trouble. Come on, let's go Leave? Why are you amused looking at the corpse? Let's inform the police at once Police? Dude, the murder has taken place at a new channel office If the other TV channels find out about this... it'll be like lottery for them. They will feast on it for days Hence, let's inform the police We'll become celebrities and will be all over the media and social media Our faces will become familiar We can show off in front of the girls in our area - Of course - Hast la vista, dude! What's the number to reach the police? - Watch out! - What is it? Why would you place hands over there? You'll get caught if they analyze the place for fingerprints Put your hands in your pocket I said, hands in your pocket! Hello, is this R2 police station? - Dad - Tell me, dear There is a new phone in the market which unlocks using face recognition Buy me one Both our faces look similar I'll unlock your phone and frisk it. Are you ok with it? No. No need. Let me check another model online Hang up! Sir! What's the noise? Damn it! Torture! Can't even relax on a holiday Did you inform the forensic? Pardon sir The guys who check the fingerprints Oh, you mean forensic team. Informed them sir. They'll be here soon Is she breathing? I did check. She has kicked the bucket Mind your language! What do you mean by 'She kicked the bucket'? Birth and death.. What's that noise? Twitter users have organized an event called... 'Mega tweet up' to meet and greet each other Did you search all over the building? I thought I'll seek your permission first You don't seek my permission when it is a must And wait for my order when it is not needed! I'll skin you alive! Get lost! Run! "Nothing is in hands! Nothing in hands!" "There is nothing in your hands" "Nothing in hands! Nothing in hands!" "There is nothing in your hands" "In the hands of god the creator, we are all puppets" "Time and tide are nothing but myth" "Focus on your dream" "Do not have fear or worries" "All you need is Love and support" "It makes you a real human being" Take that Hello Where? When? These things are supposed to be personal... Sir, its shocking! I didn't even find a piece of paper in this entire building All I found was this cigarette bud Hey. I just threw it after smoking Sir... I found a high heel shoe from the bathroom Sir, with all those broken beer bottles, I can assure you that killer was drunk But then this shoe doesn't belong to the victim That's what confusing me, sir Is it just a murder or a rape and murder. I am clueless! Check for Semen traces sir - Who are these fellows? - They are the ones who informed us sir How do you know about semen tracing? Well that, last week I went for a horror flick A movie in which the even the ghost rape girls. Quite funny! - What movie was that? - No idea sir Sir, the press members are waiting downstairs Look here, don't blabber anything when you see the camera and mic Just say as instructed by us. Got it? Move! You, keep an eye on them Ok sir Who said she is dead? She is still alive. Come, help me lift her "Even valuables are a myth that can be stolen" "Wake up but only to achieve your dreams" What are you up to? Keep moving! You, go guard that place "Life consists of nothing but worries and false promises" "For the banks across..." - Put these two in the jeep! - Sir! "Even the stars are a myth" "Is the situation under control?" "Or until it gets better, do you think everything is a myth?" You! Hands out of pocket! "We see light in the morning" "And if it keeps changing then its a myth again" "Ask my heart and it says 'This isn't wrong' 'This is nothing'" "Nothing is wrong" "Nothing is wrong! Nothing is wrong!" "Noting is wrong over here" "In the hands of god the creator, we are all puppets" "Time and tide are nothing but myth" "Focus on your dream" "Do not have fear or worries" "All you need is Love and support" "It makes you a real human being" Don't you get signal? I will go that side and talk - Hello - Hello Yes sir? That girl's issue has taken a new diversion. No need to guard there Ok, sir. Both of you return to the police station I'll bring him along too. Ok, sir Looks like that girl's issue has take a new diversion. We have been ordered to return Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop being a pain in the head. What now? I think I saw someone shadow inside the building Shut up and come with me What did you do? I pressed it and it switched on Turn on all the lights! Turn them all! I'll inform sir and come back What are you doing here? Do you have a torch light? I gave it to actor Kamal sir. Why don't you mind your business? Well, I feel like someone's hiding inside the building Rubbish! You couldn't even find a shoe that was in the toilet You think you'll find the accused? This fellow I tell you! Already that delivery girl's issue has become an issue Inspector ordered us to return. Isn't it? What are you looking for? Are you coming or should I start abusing you and your family? Stop pissing me off! Hello Hello Sugumar, I'm stuck with a problem here My phone is about to die any moment Where are you all? What happened last night? What did you guys do? Kamini you are saying all those that we are supposed to say We are stuck in a big mess over here We thought you'll save us but you say you're stuck? Give me the phone Give me the phone. I said, give me the phone - Sir, just a minute - I said, give me the phone! I thought you will call your advocate instead you are calling a girl? Hello, who is this? Who are you? What? There you go! Damn it! I'm a police officer from E3 station Police station? What did they do, sir? Don't ask me... Stop. Stop Did your vehicle have a flat tyre? Want lift? Show me your license - What was that? - License Hold on. See the bike's going off balance - Sir! Hold on! - Excuse me! Hold on! Superb. Hand it over to him Hand me back my keys Superb! Superb! Superb! I asked for license and you show me your aadhar card! How dare you throw away the Aadhar card? You Anti-Indian! Get down and step aside Ok. Ok. Guys step down Get down and step aside Stand in a line! I'll stand first in the line! - No, I'll be first - What's with the noise? Sir! They are not standing in a line! Stop acting like Ajith Kumar! Just stand over there! I'll stand first Blow Are you doubting me? I said, blow! Blow! I am drunk! Cool. Relax You talk to him. I don't like his face Sir... will anyone tell men to.... Double meaning Sir, only you can control them. Yes, sir. Only you can control us Look here, he is wearing diaper on the face I will video him and upload on the internet Set to HQ only then his face will be visible - Focus on his face - Go Live on FB Check out his arms? Arms must be an inch bigger than the shirt But instead you wear a smaller shirt and show off Mr... Radha Ravi? Why showing off Mr. Radha Ravi? - Dude I have doubt - Go ahead Nizhagal Ravi got his name because he did Nizhagal Indeed Jayam Ravi got his name because he did Jayam Indeed! He is he leading star Then what does Radha Ravi mean? Sir, you could have better named yourself as... - 'Silent' Ravi - Yes sir. That suits you What happened, Akash? I was about to sin without realizing it is an idol Come on! Come on! - Dude, you've sinned! - Let pray for forgiveness Bash them up and put them in lock-up! Our officer will let go of all that you did last night But these guys called a water tank as Lord's idol and worshipped it last night Which he won't forgive You put us in this mess! Shut up for a while! - Hello...Hello - Hello Hello? She hanged up the call Hello! Sir, give me one last chance sir I'm worried about my girlfriend Whom are you gonna call? My uncle, ItIs Sreesanth He is a rebel A rebel? He is a celebrity in twitter! That's why I said... We already have enough nuisance from all the existing celebrities And now Twitter celebrities? Why? How dare you shoot us and upload the video on the net? Already inspector saw that video hundreds of times Let him come Let the inspector come! What happened, Kamini? Are you afraid? It's really strange Aren't you a brave girl? Didn't you hear them shout outside? "Is that all you got? Bring it on, if not!" Doesn't that suit you perfect? Whoa... and now you're crying? Why is the stomach aching? Guess it's the hunger Hey stomach, I'm on the run to save my honor... and you want food? Mom! Poor mommy... She must be sleepless, waiting for me Don't worry mom I'll be back I'll be back with my honor intact! I won't make you bow your head out of shame, mom I won't let you bow your head down in shame "Are you a rainbow?" Why didn't you wait for one more day? Your daughter went missing and you came down to the police station? Did you inquire? Sir... When I spoke to her last time on phone.. she was drunk Yeah! Mention that first! You have done a good job raising your daughter! Go and sit there. I'll call you Sir... "Are you an object on display?" "Are you all that you see?" Feels so good making fun of this higher officer! This officer looks like that innocent kid from that ad right? What was that? Yes! That diaper ad kid! He looks like that kid! He asked license...but you are... Sir, please let go of me "Are you a snow white flower searching for colors? "Are you an object on display?" "Are you all that you see?" "I'm a soul that yearns to leave behind its flawed body" "I don't have the nerve to remove this stains that remain" "I'm a soul that yearns to leave behind its flawed body" "I don't have the nerve to remove this stains that remain" "Hey! You have time on your hands and wind in your sails!" "All you need is you!" "Hey! There is will and there is a way" "All you need is this life!" We were riding in a bike and we were drunk We slipped and fell down And we injured our head, legs and arms The cops helped us Instead of being thankful, we mocked the police Please do not drink and drive thinking it's real heroism Please don't spoil your life The police department is your friend Sir, we said it all "The weary heart that shackles its dream and crosses the shore" "I'm drowning in a leak that I can't seem to fix" "Hey! You have time on your hands and wind in your sails" "All you need is you!" "Hey! There is will and there is a way" "All you need is this life!" Sir Sir! Sir! Sir! Please help me I'm stuck here without any dress Can you help me? Please give me your raincoat. You already have the umbrella Hello! Why are you quiet? I can't bear it anymore. I'm starving. I'm feeling cold. Look at this My hands and legs are bruised Please help me. Please help me! Please! Hey! Stop! Didn't you run in back here thinking it was the cops? No! I have seen you somewhere... Weren't you the one came to deliver food? And I hit you on the head! Why did you do this to me? Tell me, why? Can't you hear me talking? Where are you off to? Answer me Now I'll do the same to you! Let go off me! Stop! Let go of me! I'm not leave you Let go of me! Stop Remember me? Have a good trip to the city, dear (Song from 'Paarthal Pasi Theerum') Excuse me... What happened? What happened Sister? Please open your eyes and look at me. Please! It's paining real bad. Help me, its paining Anybody there? Help! Don't worry, sister. Nothing will happen to you Water... Water... You're losing blood Excuse me. What's your blood group? Please don't faint Excuse me Please stop Come, let's go to the hospital I can't bear the pain! Please. I'm helpless Come help me lift her. She is serious She is dying. Have a heart and step up! Hey, Why are you yelling at me? Look, I am a handicapped Call someone and throw her inside the rickshaw Hold on Excuse me, a lady is... - What is it? - Please... An individual is hurt on the road. She must be admitted in hospital immediately Can you help me put her in the rickshaw? Will you pay me? Will you pay me? - Help me and I'll pay you - Will you pay? Ok, I'll pay Come Hold it - Lift her - Come on Please, quick! Drive to the hospital Move her head Hold on sister. Few more minutes, we'll reach the hospital What happened? The rickshaw isn't starting. Someone must push it Excuse me. The rickshaw isn't starting. Please push it and help to start it Nothing. We are on our way What in the hell are you doing? I am pushing. Try starting it Can't you tell him he is doing it wrong? Tell him to push from behind! You drunkard! Idiot! Enough! Enough of your help! Get lost! Excuse me! Oh God! Sister! Somebody please save her! Prank! Oh God! Sister! Prank! It's a prank! It's a prank show! - Relax! It's just a prank show - Even I am part of it! Look over there I was on my way to write my UPSC exam I passed the prelims at my place And came to Chennai on that day for main exams I was searching for the centre Instead of going to the exam I helped you thinking you were really hurt I got late for the exam and missed it Again I have to start all over from the beginning and clear prelims one by one I lost a year because of you! What? Since you missed you an ordinary exam... you took revenge by doing this to me? Come again! An ordinary exam? You make it sound so easy! There are protests going on for having and banning exams Students are made to travel 1000 of miles to write exams Worse, there are dress codes while entering a exam hall! In the name of security check girls students dress were tore before... they step inside exam halls! There are girls hanging themselves for failing in entrance exams And everything is just a game to you? Your prank didn't impact me much even after I missed my exam I let it go thinking after all it's just a prank you pulled on me But then one day, an incident changed everything for me What happened, mom? Nothing, dear. Its so hot I am exhausted Come on, mom. We are almost reaching the bus stand Dear! - Oh my God! - Mom! Mom! Mom, what happened? Excuse me, please come here Mom, please wake up - What happened? Did she faint? - I don't know what happened She fainted all of a sudden Please help. Let's get her to sit somewhere Please, consider her as your mother and help her. God will bless you Excuse me! Wait, this is a prank show, right? Where are the hidden cameras? Behind that car or somewhere behind that tree? Are you nuts? Can't you see an elderly lady has fainted? Move! Lift her. First, let's get her to sit under a shade No uncle, it's a TV show. I have watched it quite often Can't you differentiate? Splash some water on her face Excuse me... It's a prank show! Oh, come on. It's just a prank Kamini, that was one hell of an acting! It's just the prank show Its a prank! Show 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' - Relax - Relax - Would you like some water? - Don't cry - Come on. Don't cry - You look beautiful with the cap Look at the camera and say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' Relax. Ok, that's enough. Cut! Cut! None of them here takes anything seriously! People take everything so easy Nowadays, in our whole body, only thumbs are working overtime That is using the mobile all the time! Social media and smart phones have turned people in to buffoons Pranking, trolling, pulling leg is all everyone does these days Facebook and Twitter are filled mostly with fake ids Login and all you find are memes People bath with a bucket of ice in the name of #Ice bucket challenge But do they even know why? They say it's fun! #Freethenipple! Women are protesting in social media so that they can show of their breasts... by making #Freethenipple trending Back in old days women protested to hide their breast And women today are protesting to show it off A stupid medicine student throws off a puppy from the tenth floor He shoots it and posts it in the internet. Why? For fun! A guy clicks selfie on railway track while train is approaching and dies. Why? For cheap likes, comments and some followers! How cheap! Why click selfie with a corpse? Just for fun! In the name of fun people do all this... and as a result every house has kids turning into rogues Blah! Blah! Blah! So, were the reason behind all this... Is that what you're saying? It was just a prank show Absurd Prank show. My foot! When my mom fainted on the streets, the guy who came to help stepped back! Why? Because of your show! If you play unconscious and prank people... then who will save people when they faint for real? Already people are confused struggling to differentiate wounded... and drunk people on road On top of that, you guys! 'Look, see the camera? Say 'Gotcha! Gotcha!' You guys deserve a tight slap and proper class! When you deceive someone you know, then its called a prank! Playing prank on a stranger is called Nuisance! And that is what you guys are doing Do not misuse the freedom you have It's not my job to change all these This is not a revenge While driving when someone overtakes me and jumps the signal... I just stare at them in a way that they don't find out I am just an ordinary person That is all I can do We have only one chance I'm still unable to complete those exams Then I started working here Kamini! Do you wanna see me spend the whole night alone and naked in this building? We need more booze! Yes! More booze! Hello, Jeni's father? She is drunk and lying wasted at office. Please, come pick her up How much will five mutton biriyani cost? Like you did to me, I also acted as if I was fighting for life Thought you'd save me. Instead you hit me in the head with the rod When I woke up in the hospital, I escaped the eyes of the police to rush and check on you! I thought I'll throw your dress inside and escape But to my surprise you were already at the gate I expected you won't give a damn and walk out naked in the streets Well, not bad. You turned out to be better than what I thought you were I... I hope you understood whatever I said What did you understand? Freedom is not for free It needs lot of discipline "Oh Moon! Will you come out from the Sky?" "I need a pair to play" "Before anyone sees on the Earth I'll send you back early in the morning" You sang it really well Did you practice music professionally? No sir My mother's a good singer I got it from her Very good Why do you close your eyes while singing? It's natural when you loose yourself while singing Some girls do it while singing and some while kissing I had mentioned it in one of my song lyrics So, now... The industry has changed The heroes have started writing lyrics The music director sings all the songs in a movie album Indeed, sir I have written more than thousand songs Even my plight is the same You got to look for opportunities, get them and then become a chorus singer When will you become a leading singer? Sir, you can open gates for me Of course, I can do it I got contacts But why should I do it? I don't get you, sir Well, nothing... Like how you closed your eyes while singing... Likewise close your eyes for a little while But then, isn't this wrong? Decency and desire cant prevail together darling "First we carry an attitude..." "living without boundaries, limits and with an arrogance" "Later, we have a self realization..." "and become strong enough to face the world alone like a brave heart" "We turn a new leaf and get up, stronger!" Famous lyricist caught red handed in #MeToo movement #TAG TV crew's live report Without realizing it was an undercover reporter... Mr. Rathna Kumar tried molesting a young girl, who came looking for opportunity He also blurted out lot of his wrong doings in the process Decency and desire cant prevail together darling He has been at receiving end of many hatred reactions As the first step, it is expected that he'll lose his MP seat This was made possible only because of the daring #TAG TV reporter Kamini In the recent past a swamiji was exposed in a similar incident, which became viral I didn't expect it to go haywire It's all because of me. Please forgive me, sister! Hearts shake hands here beautifully I'm sorry It's okay What's your name? Nangeli Wounds vanish.. Picking up a good habit is tough Dropping a bad habit is equally tough Its an addiction I couldn't come out of it But I started changing my intentions a bit For #Tag NEWS Signing off is Sudhindharakodi "Freedom isn't a game to be played without rules and boundaries" "Go beyond your limits and it will destroy you!" "One day..." "Next day..." |
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