Alice in Wonderland
How do you get to Wonderland
Over the hill or under land
Orjust behind the tree
When clouds go rolling by
They roll away and leave the sky
Where is the land beyond the eye
That people cannot see
Where can it be
Where do stars go
Where is the grass that blooms
They must be somewhere
In a sunny afternoon
Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path to Wonderland
Over the hill or here or there
I wonder
Where
"... for if he does
and had been of late...
"much accustomed to
usurpation and conquest
"Edwin and Morcar, the earls
of Mercia and Northumbria,
declared for him,
and even Stigand... "
- Alice
- Hmm?
- Oh, I'm listening
- "And even Stigand,
"the Archbishop of Canterbury,
agreed to meet with William...
and offer him the Crown"
"William's conduct
at first was model... "
Alice. Will you kindly
pay attention to your history lesson?
I'm sorry, but how can one
possibly pay attention...
to a book with
no pictures in it?
My dear child,
there are a great many good books
in this world without pictures
In this world, perhaps,
but in my world,
the books would be
nothing but pictures
Your world? Huh!
What nonsense
- Now, once more
- Nonsense?
- From the beginning
- That's it, Dinah
If I had a world of my own,
everything would be nonsense
Nothing would be
what it is,
because everything would be
what it isn't,
and contrariwise,
what it is, it wouldn't be
And what it wouldn't be, it would
You see?
In my wo. rld, you
wouldn't say "meow"
You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice"
Oh, but you would. You'd be
just like people, Dinah
And all the other animals too
Why, in my world:
Cats and rabbits
Would reside in
fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes
and hats and trousers
In a world
of my own
All the flowers
Would have very
extra-special powers
They would sit and talk to me
For hours
when I'm lonely
In a world of my own
There'd be new birds
Lots of nice and friendly
how-de-do birds
Everyone would have
a dozen bluebirds
Within that world
Of my own
I could listen
To a babbling brook
And hear a song that
I could understand
I keep wishing
It could be that way
Because my world would be
A wonderland
Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit
with a waistcoat... and a watch!
Oh, my fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Now this is curious. What could
a rabbit possibly be late for?
- Please, sir!
- I'm late, I'm late
For a very important date
No time to say hello, Goodbye
- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
- It must be awfully important
Like a party or something.
Mr Rabbit! Wait!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm overdue
I'm really in a stew. No time to say
goodbye, Hello I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
My. What a peculiar place
to have a party
You know, Dinah,
we really shouldn't...
um... be doing this
After all, we haven't been invited,
and curiosity often leads to trouble
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!
Oh
Well, after this, I shall
think nothing of fall...
Oh. Of falling down stairs
Oh!
Ahh
Whoa!
Goodness. What if I
should fall right through...
the centre of the earth...
Oh! And come out the other side...
where people walk upside down?
Oh, but that's silly.
Nobody... Oh!
Oh, Mr Rabbit! Wait!
Please!
Curiouser and curiouser!
- Ohh!
- Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon
Whew. Ha. It's quite all right,
but you did give me quite a turn
- You see, I was following...
- Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn?
- Please, sir
- Swell, huh?
One good turn deserves another.
What can I do for you?
Well, I'm looking for a white rabbit,
so, um, if you don't mind..
Eh? Oh!
- There he is! I simply must get through
- Sorry. You're much too big
- Simple impassable
- You mean impossible
No, impassable.
Nothing's impossible
- Why don't you try the bottle on the table?
- Table? Oh!
Read the directions and directly you'll
be directed in the right direction
"Drink me"
Hmm. Better look first,
for if one drinks much...
from a bottle marked "poison,"
it's almost certain to disagree
with one sooner or later
- Beg your pardon?
- I was just giving myself some good advice
But... Mmm.
Tastes like, uh, cherry tart
Custard, pineapple,
roast turkey. Goodness!
- What did I do?
- Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
You almost went out like a candle
But look! I'm just the right size
Oh, no use
I forgot to tell you
I'm locked!
Oh, no!
Uh, but of course, uh,
you've got the key, so...
- What key?
- Now don't tell me you've left it up there
Oh, dear
- Whatever will I do?
- Try the box, naturally
Oh!
"Eat me. " All right,
but goodness knows what this will do
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, oh!
What did you say?
I said, "A little of that
went a long way"
Well, I don't think it's so funny
Now... Now I shall n-never get home!
Oh, come, come, now.
Crying won't help
I know, but I-I...
I just can't...
I can't stop!
Come! Oh! Say, this won't do
It won't do at all
You! You up there! Stop!
I say! Oh, look!
The bottle. The bottle!
Oh, dear. I do wish
I hadn't cried so much
Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me
How I love to sail
on the bounding sea
And I never, never, ever
do a thing about the weather
For the weather never, ever
does a thing for me
Oh, a sailor's life
is the life for me
Tiddlee um pom pom
Deedle dum dum dee
And I never, ev... Ahoy!
And other nautical expressions!
Land ho, by Jove!
- Where away, Dodo?
- Dodo?
Three points to starboard.
Pull away, me hearties
Have you in port
in no time at all
- Oh, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of sea
- Uh, Mr Dodo! Please!
- We'll all fish fry as we sail the sea
- Please help me!
Um, uh, uh, pardon me,
but, uh,
would you mind
helping me, please?
Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo!
Help me. Please!
Won't you...
Help me!
Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase
Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
Backward, forward, outward, inward
bottom to the top
Never a beginning
There can never be a stop
Hopping, skipping, hopping, skipping
Fancy-free and gay
That's all they did tomorrow
but you finished yesterday
Round and round and round
we go until forevermore
Once we were behind
but now we find we are be...
Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase
Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
Ah, backward...
I say! You'll never get dry that way
- Get dry?
- Have to run with the others
First rule of
a caucus race, you know
But how can I...
That's better. Have you
dry in no time now
No one can ever
get dry this way
Nonsense! Why, I'm
as dry as a bone already
- Yes, but...
- All right, chaps. Let's have it now
Look lively
The White Rabbit.
Mr Rabbit. M-Mr Rabbit...
- Oh, my goodness! I'm late. I'm late
- Oh-oh, don't go away
I'll be right back
- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
Don't step on the fish!
Uh,w-w-watch it there
Stop kicking that mackerel.
Brilliant! Jolly well...
Mr Rabbit. Oh, Mr Rabbit
Oh, dear, I'm sure
he came this way
Do you suppose
he could be hiding?
Hmm
Not here
I wonder
No, I suppose he must've...
Oh! Why, what peculiar
little figures
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
If you think we're waxworks,
you ought to pay, you know
Contrary to wax, if you think
we're alive, you ought to speak to us
- That's logic
- Well, it's been nice meeting you
Goodbye
You're beginning backwards
Aye, the first thing
in a visit is to say:
How do you do and shake hands
Shake hands, shake hands
How do you do and shake hands
and state your name and business
- That's manners
- Really?
Well, my name is Alice, and I'm
following a white rabbit, so...
- No, you can't go yet
- No, the visit has just started
- I'm very sorry
- Would you like to play hide-and-seek?
- Or "Button, button, who's got the button"?
- No, thank you
If you stay long enough,
we might have a battle
That's very kind of you,
but I must be going
- Why?
- Because I'm following a white rabbit
- Why?
- Well, I-I'm curious to know where he's going
Oh, she's curious
The oysters were curious,
too, weren't they?
Aye, and you remember
what happened to them
- Poor things
- Poor things
Why? What did happen
to the oysters?
- Oh, you wouldn't be interested
- Oh, but I am
No, no, you're in
much too much of a hurry
- Well, perhaps I could spare a little time
- You could?
Well!
"The Walrus and the Carpenter"
Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters"
The sun was shining on the sea
Shining with all its might
He did his very best to make
the billows smooth and bright
And this was oddn because it was
The middle of the night
The walrus and the carpenter
Were walking close at hand
The beach was wide
from side to side
But much too full of sand
Mr Walrus said the carpenter
My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear
in half a year
If you don't mind the work
Work!
- Th-The time has come
- The walrus said
To talk of other things.:
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
And cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wings
Calloo, callay
No work today
We're cabbages and kings
Oh, uh, oysters, come out
and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk,
a pleasant talk,
would be a sheer delight
Yes, and should we
get hungry on the way,
we'll stop and, uh, have a bite
But Mother Oyster winked her eye
And shook her heavy head
She knew too well this was no time
To leave her oyster bed
The sea is nice
Take my advice
- And stay right here
- Mum said
Yes, yes, of course, of course,
but, uh, ha-ha!
The time has come my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
and, uh, whether pigs have wings
Calloo, callay
Come run away
With cabbages and kings
Well, now, uh, let me see
Ah! A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need
Listen, how 'bout some pepper
and salt and vinegar, eh?
Well, yes, yes. Splendid idea.
Ha-ha. Very good indeed
Now, if you're ready,
oysters, dear,
we can begin the feed
- Feed?
- Oh, yes. Uh...
The time has come my little friends
to talk of food and things
Of peppercorns and mustard seed
and other seasonings
We'll mix 'em all together
in a sauce that's fit for kings
Calloo, callay
We'll eat today
Like cabbages and kings
I, uh... I-I weep for you
I... Oh, excuse me.
I deeply sympathize
For I've enjoyed your company...
oh, much more than you realize
Little oysters.
Little oysters
But answer there came none
And this was scarcely odd because
They'd been eaten, every one
Well, uh...
The time has come!
With cabbages
And kings
- The end
- That was a very sad story
Aye, and there's a moral to it
Oh, yes, a very good moral,
if you happen to be an oyster
- Well, it's been a very nice visit...
- Another recitation
- I'm sorry, but...
- Entitled "Father William"
- But really, I'm...
- First verse
You are old, Father William
the young man said
And your hair
has become very white
And yet you incessantly
stand on your head
Do you think at your age
it is right, it's right
Do you think at your age it is right
Well, in me youth
Father William replied to his son
I'd do it again
and again and again
And I've done it again
and again and again
I wonder who lives here
Mary Ann! Oh, drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
- Mary Ann!
- The rabbit!
Mary Ann!
No use! Can't wait! I'm awfully late.
Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, me. Oh, my
Excuse me, sir, but...
but I've been trying to...
Why, Mary Ann!
What are you doing out here?
- Mary Ann?
- Don't just do something
Stand there. No, no! Go, go!
- Go get my gloves. I'm late!
- But late for what?
- That's just what I...
- My gloves!
- At once! Do you hear?
- Goodness
I suppose I'll be taking
orders from Dinah next
Hmm. Now let me see
If I were a rabbit, where
would I keep my gloves?
Oh! Thank you
Don't mind if I do
Oh, no, no, not again
Oh! Mary Ann!
Now you see here,
Mary Ann. Help!
I need help!
Whoo-hoo! Ha! Oh!
No! Help!
Monster! Help! Assistance!
- Oh, dear
- A monster! A monster, Dodo!
In my house, Dodo.
Oh, my poor little-bitty house
Steady. Steady, old chap. Can't
be as bad as all that, you know
Oh, my poor roof and rafters.
All my walls and... There it is!
By Jove!
Jolly well is, isn't it?
Well, do something, Doo-doo
Yes, indeed. An extraordinary
situation, but, uh...
But, but, but, but, but what?
But I have a very
simple solution
- Thank goodness
- W-W-W-What is it?
- Simply pull it out the chimney
- Yes, g-g-go on, go on. Pull it out
Who, me? Don't be ridiculous
What we need is a... Uh...
- A lizard with a ladder!
- Hmm? Oh! Bill!
Bill! We need a lazard with
a lidder... A lidder... A b-b-b...
- Can you help us?
- At your service, governor
Bill, me lad, have you
ever been down a chimney?
Why, governor, I've been
down more chimneys...
Excellent, excellent.
You just pop down the chimney...
and haul that monster
out of there
Righto, governor. Monster?
Steady now. There.
That's better
Bill, lad, you're passing up
a golden opportunity
- I am?
- You can be famous
- I can?
- Of course!
There's a brave lad.
In you go now
Nothing to it, old boy.
Simply tie your tail...
around the monster's neck
and drag it out
- B-But-But, governor...
- Good luck, Bill
Well, there goes Bill
- Poor Bill
- Uh,
perhaps we should try
a- a more energetic remedy
Yes! Anything, anything. But hurry!
Oh, I-I propose that we, uh...
- Yes, go on, go on. Yes, yes
- I propose we, uh...
Oh!
By Jove! That's it.
We'll burn the house down
Yes. Burn the house... What?
- Oh, no
- Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, we'll smoke the blighter out
We'll put the beast to rout
Some kindling
A stick or two
Ah, this bit of rubbish
ought to do
- Oh, dear
- We'll smoke the blighter out
- We'll smoke the monster out
- No, no! Not my beautiful bird house!
Oh, we'll roast
the blighter's toes
We'll toast
the bounder's nose
Just fetch that gate
We'll make it clear
- That monsters aren't welcome here
- Oh, dear. Oh, me, oh, my
- A match? Thank you
- Match?
Without a single doubt
we'll smoke the monster out
- We'll smoke the monster out
No! No!
My poor house and furniture
Oh, dear.
This is serious
I simply must... Ah!
A garden
Perhaps if I ate something,
it would make me grow smaller
Let go! Help!
- I'm sorry, but I must eat something
- Not me! You, you, you, you...
You barbarian! Help!
Monster!
Help!
Ah! I'm late! Oh, dear.
I'm here. I should be there
- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
- I say, do you have a match?
Oh, no. Must go. Goodbye.
Hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
- Wait! Please wait!
- Ah, young lady
- Do you have a match?
- No, I-I'm sorry, but...
- Mr Rabbit!
- No cooperation. No cooperation at all
Well, can't have monsters about
Jolly well have to carry on alone
Wait! Please!
Just a minute!
Oh, dear. I'll never catch him
while I'm this small
Why, what curious butterflies
You mean bread-and-butterflies
Oh, yes, of course, uh... Hmm?
Now who do you suppose...
A horsefly! I mean,
a- a rocking horsefly
- Naturally.
- I beg your pardon,
but, uh, did you...
Oh, that's nonsense.
Flowers can't talk
But of course
we can talk, my dear
If there's anyone
worth talking to
Or about
- And we sing too
- You do?
Oh, yes. Would you like to hear
"Tell It to the Tulips"?
- No, let's sing about us
- We know one about the shy little violets
- Oh, no, not that old thing.
- Let's do "Lovely Lily of the Valley"
- How 'bout a daisy duet?
- Oh, she wouldn't like that
- Oh, watch the rose
Girls! We shall sing
"Golden Afternoon"
That's about all of us
Sound your "A," Lily
La
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Dum du dum-dum
Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips
And the sun is like
a toy balloon
There are
Get-up-in-the-morning glories
In the golden afternoon
There are dizzy daffodils
on the hillside
Strings of violets are all in tune
Tiger lilies love the dandelions
In the golden afternoon
The gold afternoon
There are
dog- and cat-erpillars
And a copper centipede
Where the lazy daisies
Love the very
Peaceful life
They lead
You can learn a lot
of things from the flowers
For especially
in the month ofJune
Ah, ah, ah, ah
There's a wealth
Of happiness and romance
All in the golden
Afternoon
All in the golden afternoon
The golden afternoon
You can learn a lot
of things from the flowers
For especially
in the month ofJune
There's a wealth of happiness
And romance
All...
The golden afternoon
Ah
- Oh, that was lovely!
- Thank you, my dear
What kind of garden
do you come from?
Oh, I don't come
from any garden
Do you suppose
she's a wild flower?
Oh, no.
I'm not a wild flower
Just what specie... or shall we
say genus... are you, my dear?
Well, I suppose you'd call me...
a Genus Humanus Alice
Ever see an Alice with
a blossom like that?
Come to think of it,
did you ever see an Alice?
Yes. And did you
notice her petals?
What a peculiar colour
And no fragrance
Just look at those stems
Rather scrawny, I'd say
I think she's pretty
- Quiet, bud
- But I'm not a flower
Aha!Just as I suspected
She's nothing but a common
Mobile Vulgaris
Oh, no!
- A common what?
- To put it bluntly:
- A weed
- I'm not a weed
- Well, you wouldn't expect her to admit it
- Can you imagine?
- Well, goodness!
- Don't let her stay here and go to seed
- Go on now. Don't you take root...
- Please, girls!
We don't want weeds
in our bed
Move along, move along
All right, if that's
the way you feel about it
If I were my right size, I could pick
every one of you if I wanted to
And I guess that would teach you
You can learn a lot
of things from the flowers
Hm! Seems to me they could learn
a few things about manners
A
E- I-O-U
A- E-I-O-U
A- E-I-O-U
Who
U- E-I-O-A
U- E-I-A
A- E-I-O-U
Who are you?
Well, I-I-I hardly know, sir
I've changed so many times
since this morning, you see...
I do not see
Explain yourself
I'm afraid I can't
explain myself, sir,
because I'm not myself,
you know
I do not know
Well, I can't put it any more clearly,
for it isn't clear to me
You? Who are you?
Well, don't you think
you ought to tell me...
who you are first?
Why?
Oh, dear, everything
is so confusing
- It is not
- Well, it is to me
Why?
- Well, I can't remember things
as I used to, and...
- Recite
- Hmm?
Oh. Oh, oh, yes, sir. Um...
How doth the little
busy bee improve each shin...
Stop
That is not spoken
correct-ically
It goes:
How...
How doth the little crocodile...
improve his shining tail...
and pour the waters
of the Nile...
on every golden scale?
How cheer...
How cheer...
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws...
and welcomes little fishes in...
with gently smiling jaws
Well, I must say I've never
heard it that way before
I know. I have improved it
Well... If you ask me...
You? Heh!
Who are you?
Oh!
Uh, you there. Girl!
Wait! Come back!
I have something
important to say
Oh, dear
I wonder what he wants now
Well?
Keep your temper
- Is that all?
- No
Exact-ically what
is your problem?
Well, it's exact-ically...
exact-ical...
Well, it's precisely this:
I should like to be
a little larger, sir
- Why?
- Well, after all,
three inches is such
a wretched height...
I am exact-ically
three inches high!
And it is a very good
height indeed!
But I'm not used to it,
and you needn't...
shout!
Oh, dear
By the way, I have
a few more helpful hints
One side will make you grow taller
One side of what?
And the other side will
make you grow shorter
- The other side of what?
- The mushroom, of course!
Hmm
One side will
make me grow...
But which is which?
Hmm. After all
that's happened, I...
I wonder if I...
I don't care
I'm tired of being
only three inches high
Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi,
yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
A serpent! Help!
Help! Serpent! Serpent!
Oh, but please, please!
Off with you! Shoo! Shoo!
Go away! Serpent! Serpent!
- But I'm not a serpent
- Ser... Indeed?
- Then just what are you?
- I'm just a little girl
Little? Ha! Little?
Well, I am.
I mean, I-I was
And I suppose you
don't eat eggs either
- Yes, I do, but, but, but...
- Ah! I knew it! I knew it
Serpent. Serpent!
Oh, for goodness' sake
Hmm! And the
other side will...
The very idea
Spend all my time laying eggs
for serpents like her
Goodness. I wonder if I'll
ever get the knack of it
There. That's much better
Hmm. Better save these
Now let's see.
Where was I?
Hmm. I... I wonder
which way I ought to go
'Twas brilling
And the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe
Now where in the world
do you suppose that...
- Lose something?
- Oh!
Oh, uh... I...
I was... N-No
I- I-I mean, I-I was
just wondering...
Oh, that's quite all right.
Uh, one moment, please
Ooh
Second chorus
'Twas brilling
And the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Why... Why, you're a cat
A Cheshire cat
All mimsy
Were the borogroves
Oh, wait!
Don't go, please
There you are. Third chorus
Oh, no, no, no.
Thank you, but...
But I just wanted to ask you
which way I ought to go
Well, that depends..
on where you want
to get to
Oh, it really doesn't matter,
as long as I...
Then it really
doesn't matter...
which way you go
And the mome raths outgrabe
Oh, by the way
If you'd really like to know,
he went that way
- Who did?
- The White Rabbit
- He did?
- He did what?
- Went that way
- Who did?
- The White Rabbit
- What rabbit?
But didn't you just say...
I mean... Oh, dear
Can you stand on your head?
- Oh!
- However,
if I were looking
for a white rabbit,
I'd ask the Mad Hatter
The Mad Hatter? Um,
no, no, I-I don't think...
Or there's the March Hare...
in that direction
Uh, thank you. I-I think
I shall visit him
Of course, he's mad too
Oh, but I don't want
to go among mad people
Oh, you can't help that
Most everyone's mad here
You may have noticed...
that I'm not all there myself
And the mome raths outgrabe
Goodness. If the people
here are like that, I...
I must try not to upset them
How very curious
If there are no objections
let it be unanimous
- Oh, a very merry unbirthday
- A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to us
A very merry unbirthday to me
- To who - To me
- Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday to you
- Who, me - Yes, you
- Oh, me
Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday
To
You
- No room, no room, no room
- No vacancy
- No room, no room, no room!
- But I thought there was plenty of room
Ah, but it's very rude to
sit down without being invited
I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed
Very, very, very rude indeed
Oh, I'm very sorry,
but I did enjoy your singing,
and I wondered if you could tell me...
You enjoyed our singing?
Oh, what a delightful child
Things happen. I'm so excited!
We never get compliments
- You must have a cup of tea
- Ah, yes, indeed, the tea
- You must have a cup of tea
- That would be very nice
I'm sorry I interrupted
your birthday party
- Uh-uh, thank you
- Birthday? Ha-ha-ha
My dear child, this is not
a birthday party
Of course not
This is an unbirthday party
Unbirthday? Oh, I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand
It's very simple.
Now, 30 days hath Sept...
No. Well. An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday,
then, you...
- She doesn't know what an unbirthday is
- How silly!
Well, I...
I shall elucidate
Now statistics prove
prove that you've one birthday
Imagine: just one
birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
Why, then, today is
my unbirthday too
- It is?
- What a small world this is
In that case...
- A very merry unbirthday
- To me
- To you
- A very merry unbirthday
- For me
- For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
and make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world
you fly...
Like a tea-tray in the sky
- Oh, that was lovely
- And, uh, and now, my dear,
uh, you were saying that
you would like to seek...
Pardon me
Uh, you were seeking, uh, some
information of some kind?
Oh, yes. You see,
I'm looking for a...
Clean cup, clean cup.
Move down!
- But I haven't used my cup
- Drink up, drink up
Move down, move down
Drink up, drink up, move down
Would you like
a little more tea?
Well, I haven't had any yet,
so I can't very well take more
Ah, you mean you can't
very well take less
Yes. You can always
take more than nothing
- But I only meant that...
- And now, my dear,
something, uh, seems
to be troubling you
Uh, won't you tell us
all about it?
- Start at the beginning
- Yes, yes
And when you come
to the end,
stop, see?
Well, it all started...
while I was sitting on
the riverbank with Dinah
Very interesting
- Who's Dinah?
- Why, Dinah's my cat. You see...
Ah! Cat?
Get the jam. On his nose.
Put it on his nose
On his nose, on his nose
- C-C-Cat
- Oh. Oh
My goodness. Those are
the things that upset me
See all the trouble
you've started?
- But really, I didn't think that...
- Ah, but that's the point
- If you don't think, you shouldn't talk
- Clean cup, clean cup
Move down, move down, move down!
- But I still haven't used...
- Move down, move down, move down
Move down
And now, my dear,
as you were saying?
Oh, yes. I was sitting
on the riverbank with, uh,
with you-know-who
I do?
I mean my c-a-t
Tea?
Just half a cup,
if you don't mind
Come, come, my dear.
Don't you care for tea?
Why, yes, I'm very
fond of tea, but...
If you don't care for tea, you could
at least make polite conversation
Well, I've been trying
to ask you...
I have an excellent idea
Let's change the subject
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?
Riddles?
Let me see now
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?
- I beg your pardon?
- Why is a raven like a writing desk?
- Why is a what?
- Careful. She's stark, ravin' mad
But, but it's your silly riddle.
You just said...
- Steady. Don't get excited
- How about a nice cup of tea?
Have a cup of tea, indeed. Well,
I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time
The time! The time!
Who's got the time?
No, no, no, no. No time,
no time, no time
Hello. Goodbye.
I'm late. I'm late
- The White Rabbit!
- Oh, I'm so late
I'm so very, very late
Well, no wonder you're late. Why,
this clock is exactly two days slow
- Two days slow?
- Course you're late
My goodness
We'll have to look into this. Aha!
I see what's wrong with this
Why, this watch is full of wheels
Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs
But, but, but, but,
but, but, but, but...
Butter! Of course!
It needs some butter. Butter!
- Butter!
- But-but-butter?
Butter. Oh, thank you.
Butter. Yes, that's fine
Oh, no, no! No, no, no!
You'll get crumbs in it
Oh, this is the very best butter.
What are you talking about?
- Tea?
- Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea! Of course
- Don't! Don't! Not tea!
-
- Sugar?
- Sugar? Two spoons. Yes, y... Two spoons
- Thank you, yes
- Oh, please be careful!
- Jam?
- Jam! I forgot all about the jam
- No! Not jam!
- Just shows you what a person'll do
- Mustard?
- Mustard, yes! Mus...
Mustard?
Don't let's be silly
Lemon... that's different.
That's... There
That should do it
- Look at that - It's going mad
- Oh, my goodness
- Oh, dear - It's going mad
- Oh, my goodness
I can't understand it.
It was the best butter
Mad watch. Mad watch
- Oh, look. Do you think the
springs... Oh, my goodness!
There's only one way
to stop a mad watch
Two days slow.
That's what it is
- Oh, my watch
- It was?
And it was an
unbirthday present too
Well, in that case
A very merry unbirthday
To
- You
- Mr Rabbit
Oh, Mr Rabbit! Oh,
now where did he go to?
A very merry unbirthday
to us, to us
Of all the silly nonsense
This is the stupidest tea party
I've ever been to in all my life
Well, I've had enough nonsense
I'm going home.
Straight home
That rabbit. Who cares
where he's going anyway?
Why, if it hadn't
been for him, I...
"Tulgey Wood"
Hmm. Curious
I don't remember this
Now let me see
Oh!
Mmm, no, no, please.
No more nonsense
Now, if I came this way,
I should go back this way
Oh, I-I beg your pardon
My goodness. When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place
If I... If I ever do get home
Oh, uh, excuse me
Um, could one of you tell me...
Uh... Heh-heh. Never mind
Oh, dear. It's getting
dreadfully dark
And nothing looks familiar
I shall certainly be glad
to get out of... Oh!
Who. Who-who
Who. Who-who
Who
It would be so nice if something
would make sense for a change
Oh!
"Don't step on the mome raths"
The mome raths?
A path! Oh, thank goodness
Ah. I just knew I'd
find one sooner or later
If I hurry fast, I might even
be home in time for tea
Oh. Oh, won't Dinah
be happy to see me
Oh, I just can't wait till I... Ah!
Oh, dear. Now I...
Now I shall never get out
Well, when... when one's lost,
I- I suppose it's good advice...
to stay where you are
until someone finds you
But... But who'd ever think
to look for me here?
Good advice
If, If, If, If I'd listened
earlier, I-I wouldn't be here
But... But that's just
the trouble with me
I give myself very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
That explains
The trouble that I'm always in
Be patient
Is very good advice
But the waiting
makes me curious
And I'd love the change
Should something strange
Begin
Well, I went along
my merry way
And I never stopped to reason
I should have known
There'd be a price to pay
Someday
I give myself
Very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
Will I ever learn
To do the things
I should
Will I ever learn
Learn to do the things
I should
And the mome raths outgrabe
Oh, Cheshire Cat! It's you!
Whom did you expect?
The White Rabbit perchance?
Oh, no, no, no.
I- I-I'm through with rabbits
I wanna go home!
- But I can't find my way
- Naturally
That's because you have no way
All ways here, you see,
are the Queen's way
- But I've never met any Queen
- You haven't?
You haven't?
Oh, but you must!
She'll be mad about you.
Simply mad
And the mome raths outgrabe
Please, please! Uh,
how can I find her?
Well, some go this way
Some go that way
But as for me, myself,
personally,
I prefer the short cut
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
We dare not stop
or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Oh, painting
the roses red
And many a tear we shed
- Because we know
- They'll cease to grow
In fact they'll soon be dead
Ohh, and yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red, red
red, red, red, red, red, red
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Oh, pardon me, but, Mr Three
why must you paint them red
Huh? Oh!
Well, the fact is, miss,
we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...
The Queen she likes them red
If she saw white instead
- She'd raise a fuss
- And each of us
Would quickly lose his head
Goodness!
Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red
Oh, dear
Then let me help you
- Painting the roses red
- We're painting the roses red
Don't tell the Queen
what you have seen
Or say that's what we said but
we're painting the roses red
Yes, painting the roses red
- Not pink
- Not green - Not aquamarine
We're painting the roses red
- The Queen!
- The Queen!
- Queen!
- The Queen!
Cards, halt!
Sound off!
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten, jack!
The rabbit
H- H-Her Imperial Highness,
Her, Her Grace,
Her Excellency, Her Royal
Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
- And the King
- Hooray!
Hmm! Who's been
painting my roses red?
Who's been painting my roses red?
Who dares to paint with vulgar paint
The Royal flower bed
For painting my roses red
Someone will lose his head
Oh, no, Your Majesty, please!
It's all his fault!
Not me, Your Grace!
The ace! The ace!
- You? The deuce, you say?
- No! Two!
- Not me! The trey!
- That's enough!
Off with their heads!
They're going to lose their heads
For painting the roses red
It serves them right, they planted white
The roses should be red
Oh, they're going to
lose their heads
Silence!
Oh, please, please.
They were only trying...
And who is this?
Uh, well. Well, well, now,
uh, uh, let me see, my dear
It certainly isn't a heart.
Uh, do you suppose it's a club?
Why, it's a little girl
- Yes. A-And I was hoping...
- Look up. Speak nicely
And don't twiddle your fingers!
Turn out your toes. Curtsy
Open your mouth a little wider.
And always say:
"Yes, Your Majesty"
Now, um, where do you come from,
and where are you going?
W- Well, I-I'm trying
to find my way home
Your way? All ways
here are my ways!
Well, yes, I-I know.
But I was just thinking...
Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time
Uh, yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
I'll ask the questions!
Do you play croquet?
- Why, yes, Your Majesty
- Then let the game begin!
To your places. To your places. By order
of the King. Hurry, hurry, hurry
Shuffle deck!
Card cut! Deal cards!
Cards, halt!
Silence!
Off with his head!
Off with his head. Off with
his head. By order of the King
Uh, you heard what she said
- You're next, my dear
- Oh, but...
Uh, yes, Your Majesty
Oh!
- Stop!
- Oh, of all the impossible...
Do you want us both
to lose our heads?
- Uh-huh
- Well, I don't
Uh, I say, how are
you getting on?
- Not at all
- Beg pardon?
I said, not at all!
Who are you talking to?
- Oh, uh, a cat, Your Majesty
- Cat? Where?
There. Oh
- Oh, there he is again!
- I warn you, child,
if I lose my temper,
you lose your head!
Understand?
You know, we could make her
really angry. Shall we try?
- Oh, no, no!
- Oh, but it's loads of fun
No, no, no! Stop!
Oh, no!
Oh, my fur and whiskers!
Oh, dear! Save the Queen
Someone's head
will roll for this!
Yours!
- Off with her...
- But, but, but, but consider, my dear
Uh, couldn't she have
a trial? Huh? First?
- Trial?
- Well, th... Just a, a little trial? Hmm?
Hmm. Very well, then
Let the trial begin!
Your Majesty.
Members of the jury
Loyal subjects
And the King
The prisoner at the bar is
charged with enticing Her Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts,
into a game of croquet
and thereby willfully...
But...
and with malice aforethought,
teasing, tormenting...
- and otherwise annoying our beloved...
- Never mind all that!
Get to the part where
I lose my temper
Thereby causing the Queen
to lose her temper
Now, are you ready
for your sentence?
Sentence? Oh, but there
must be a verdict first
Sentence first!
Verdict afterwards
- But that just isn't the way!
- All ways are...
Your ways, Your Majesty
Uh, yes, my child.
Off with her...
But consider, my dear.
Eh, we've called no witnesses
Huh?
Uh, couldn't we hear maybe
one or two? Huh? Maybe?
Oh, very well.
But get on with it!
First witness. First witness.
Herald, call the first witness
The March Hare
Uh, oh, oh, what do you know
about this, uh, unfortunate affair?
- Nothing
- Nothing whatever?
- Nothing whatever!
- That's very important!
Jury, write that down
Uh, unimportant, uh,
Your Majesty means of course
Silence! Next witness
The Dormouse
- Well...
- Shh!
What have you to say about this?
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.
How I wonder...
That's the most important piece
of evidence we've heard yet
Write that down!
- Twinkle, twinkle. Twinkle, twinkle
- Twinkle, twinkle
Twinkle, twinkle.
What next?
The Mad Hatter
- Off with your hat!
- Oh, my!
And, uh, where were you when
this horrible crime was committed?
I was home drinking tea
Today, you know, is my unbirthday
Why, my dear, today is
your unbirthday too
- It is?
- It is?
It is?
- A very merry unbirthday
- To me?
- Oh, no!
- To you! A very merry unbirthday
- For me?
- For you!
Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Oh! Your Majesty
Uh, yes, my dear?
Look! There he is now!
- Huh? Wha... Who?
- The Cheshire Cat
- Cat!
- Cat?
- Cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat!
- There he goes! There he goes!
- Oh, this is terrible! Help! Help!
- Stop him! Stop him!
- Stop him. Catch him
- Somebody help me. Catch him
- Get me the jam. The jam, quick
- The jam! The jam! By order of the King
The jam. Let me have it!
Somebody's head is
going to roll for this!
- Aha!
- The mushroom
Off with her h...
Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you
Why, you're nothing
but a pack of cards
Rule 42: "All persons
more than a mile high...
must leave the court immediately"
I am not a mile high.
And I'm not leaving
Sorry. Rule 42, you know
And as for you, Your Majesty...
Your Majesty indeed
Why, you're not a queen.
You're just a,
a fat, pompous, bad-tempered,
old ty... tyrant
And, uh, what were you
saying, my dear?
Well, she simply said that you're a fat,
pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant
Off with her head!
You heard what
Her Majesty said
Off with her head
Forward, backward, inward, outward
Here we go again
No one ever loses and
no one can ever win
Backward, forward, outward, inward
bottom to the top
Off with her head!
Just a moment! You can't
leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea, you know
- But I can't stop now
- Ah, but we insist
You must join us in a cup of tea
Off with her head!
Mr Caterpillar, what will I do?
Who are you?
There she goes.
Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!
Oh! Still locked, you know
But the Queen!
I simply must get out!
- But you are outside
- What?
See for yourself
Why... Why, that's me!
- I'm asleep
- Don't let her get away!
- Off with her head!
- Alice, wake up. Please wake up, Alice!
- Alice! Please wake up, Alice!
- Off with her head!
Alice! Alice. Alice
Alice. Alice
Will you kindly pay attention
and recite your lesson?
Hmm? Oh. Oh! Uh, how doth the little
crocodile improve his shining tail?
- And pour the waters of the...
- Alice, what are you talking about?
Oh. I'm sorry. But you see,
the caterpillar said...
Caterpillar?
Oh, for goodness' sake
Alice, I... Oh, well.
Come along. It's time for tea
Alice in Wonderland
Over the hill
Or here or there
I wonder where
Alice in Wonderland
How do you get
to Wonderland
Over the hill
Or under land
Orjust behind the tree
Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path
to Wonderland
Over the hill
Or here or there
I wonder where