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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
I WONDER WHAT THE OLD DAYS
WERE LIKE, WHEN WEED WAS ENOUGH,
OR EVEN ALCOHOL.
WERE LIKE, WHEN WEED WAS ENOUGH,
OR EVEN ALCOHOL.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
OR EVEN ALCOHOL.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM...
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM...
BIG FAN.
I'M STILL A FAN OF THEM...
BIG FAN.
BUT, FOR ME, AND MY FRIENDS,
BIG FAN.
BUT, FOR ME, AND MY FRIENDS,
WEED AND ALCOHOL HARDLY GOT US
WEED AND ALCOHOL HARDLY GOT US
THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.
REMEMBER WHEN HEROIN WAS
POPULAR?
POPULAR?
NOW IT'S METH, AND THAT'S JUS NOW IT'S METH, AND THAT'S JUS THE ILLEGAL STUFF.
THE ILLEGAL STUFF.
NOWADAYS IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE
NOWADAYS IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE
IS ON SOME KIND OF DRUG.
MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL
IS ON SOME KIND OF DRUG.
MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL
LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
MY QUESTION IS, WHY DOES IT FEEL
LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH?
LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH?
IS IT BOREDOM?
THE PERFECT DRUG, THE NEW HIGH?
IS IT BOREDOM?
DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP
IS IT BOREDOM?
DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP
WORKING?
DID THE OLD STUFF REALLY STOP
WORKING?
I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR,
WORKING?
I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR,
PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE
I THINK IT'S EVOLUTION, OR,
PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE
REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE
PERHAPS, US HARDCORE ADDICTS ARE
REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE
WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST,
REALLY THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE
WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST,
FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS
WORLD, EXPLORERS ON A CONQUEST,
FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS
OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL
FOREVER SEARCHING FOR NEW LEVELS
OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL
HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY,
OF LIFE AND PLEASURE, FOR ALL
HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY,
UNITING US.
HUMANITY TO ENJOY ONE DAY,
UNITING US.
YES.
UNITING US.
YES.
MAYBE WE AREN'T SELFISH, BU YES.
MAYBE WE AREN'T SELFISH, BU RATHER SACRIFICING DAILY.
AND ONE DAY, WE WILL BE
CELEBRATED, INSTEAD OF LOOKED
DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE
CELEBRATED, INSTEAD OF LOOKED
DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE
MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS.
DOWN UPON, FOR OUR GENIUS, LIKE
MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS.
AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO
MODERN-DAY VAN GOGHS.
AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO
THINK.
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
YO, BROOKLYN.
CAN I GET A LITTLE SOMETHING?
CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER.
CAN I GET A LITTLE SOMETHING?
CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER.
HELL, YEAH.
CATCH ME ON TUESDAY, BROTHER.
HELL, YEAH.
WHOO-OOH!
HELL, YEAH.
WHOO-OOH!
LOOK AT THEM LEGS!
WHOO-OOH!
LOOK AT THEM LEGS!
WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
LOOK AT THEM LEGS!
WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
ACTUALLY, WE WERE HOPING YOU
ACTUALLY, WE WERE HOPING YOU
MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN A...
THREE-WAY?NTERESTED IN A...
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
SOUNDS HOT.
SOUNDS HOT.
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I JUS BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I JUS FINISHED A FIVE-WAY.
ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BU FINISHED A FIVE-WAY.
ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BU THE GONADS?
ME, PERSONALLY, I'M COOL, BU THE GONADS?
EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE
THE GONADS?
EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE
EXTRA TIME.
EH, THEY MIGHT NEED A LITTLE
EXTRA TIME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK
EXTRA TIME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK
HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES?
WHAT DO YOU SAY I MEET YOU BACK
HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES?
[ WOMEN LAUGH ]
HERE IN, UH, 10 MINUTES?
[ WOMEN LAUGH ]
WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GE [ WOMEN LAUGH ]
WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GE SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT?
WELL, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GE SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT?
OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS.
SOME DRUGS FOR THE WAIT?
OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS.
HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GE OF COURSE, MY LITTLE FREAKS.
HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GE SOME FREE DRUGS?
HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GE SOME FREE DRUGS?
NAH.
SOME FREE DRUGS?
NAH.
BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU
NAH.
BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT WANT.
BUT I DO HAVE SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT WANT.
THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON
MIGHT WANT.
THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON
THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY
THIS IS A 50% DISCOUNT COUPON
THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY
STORES.
THAT CAN BE USED AT ALL MY
STORES.
IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE
STORES.
IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE
UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII.
IT CAN BE USED ANYWHERE IN THE
UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII.
WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGES UNITED STATES AND EVEN HAWAII.
WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGES DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S.
WE ARE, AFTER ALL, THE LARGES DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S.
WITH THE BEST PRICES.
DISTRIBUTOR OF DRUGS IN THE U.S.
WITH THE BEST PRICES.
AND THE HIGHEST QUALITY.
HAVE YOU GIRLS EVER BEEN IN A
COMMERCIAL BEFORE?
[ WOMEN LAUGH ]
OH, SHIT, NOT YOUR MOM, TOO.
OH, THAT'S JUST NASTY!
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
OH, THAT'S JUST NASTY!
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS
TO GO.
BUT YOUR GRANDMA DEFINITELY HAS
TO GO.
HEY, SEB?
TO GO.
HEY, SEB?
SEB?
HEY, SEB?
SEB?
HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGE SEB?
HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGE YOU.
HEY, GIRL, I DIDN'T FORGE YOU.
SEB?
YOU.
SEB?
COME ON, MAN.
SEB?
COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN.
COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN.
I SEE YOU LIKE IT.
YOU'RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN.
I SEE YOU LIKE IT.
YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.
I SEE YOU LIKE IT.
YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.
THAT'S COOL.
YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.
THAT'S COOL.
SO AM I.
THAT'S COOL.
SO AM I.
COME ON, MAN.
SO AM I.
COME ON, MAN.
COME ON.
COME ON, MAN.
COME ON.
I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.
COME ON.
I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.
COME TO DADDY!
I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.
COME TO DADDY!
OOH.
COME TO DADDY!
OOH.
YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?
OOH.
YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?
ME TOO.
YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?
ME TOO.
OH!
ME TOO.
OH!
HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
OH!
HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]
HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
[ High-pitched voice ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
[ High-pitched voice ]
SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA [ High-pitched voice ]
SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA INTO YOU.
SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA INTO YOU.
NO?
INTO YOU.
NO?
WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO
NO?
WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO
THE ROOM WITH US?
WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO
THE ROOM WITH US?
I DIDN'T.
THE ROOM WITH US?
I DIDN'T.
WHAT?
I DIDN'T.
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND
SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...
YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND
SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...
JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?
SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...
JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?
NO.
JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?
NO.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS
NO.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS
BEFORE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS
BEFORE.
NO.
BEFORE.
NO.
IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?
NO.
IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?
I'M ONLY 16.
IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?
I'M ONLY 16.
SHIT!
I'M ONLY 16.
SHIT!
YOU GOT TO GO.
SHIT!
YOU GOT TO GO.
JEANINE?
YOU GOT TO GO.
JEANINE?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
JEANINE?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
WAIT.
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
WAIT.
AGAIN?!
WAIT.
AGAIN?!
OH, YEAH.
AGAIN?!
OH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
OH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
FUCK YOU!
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
FUCK YOU!
FUCK OFF.
FUCK YOU!
FUCK OFF.
FUCK THIS!
FUCK OFF.
FUCK THIS!
YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
FUCK THIS!
YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
[ MOANING ]
YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
[ MOANING ]
OH, YEAH!
[ MOANING ]
OH, YEAH!
I WARNED HIM.
OH, YEAH!
I WARNED HIM.
WELL, HEY --
I WARNED HIM.
WELL, HEY --
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
WELL, HEY --
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
NO, JUST --
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
NO, JUST --
NOW!
NO, JUST --
NOW!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
NOW!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
OF KARA!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
OF KARA!
KARA, COME ON, MAN!
OF KARA!
KARA, COME ON, MAN!
YOU'RE ON TOP.
YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST, BABY.
MMM.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
MMM.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
[ GROWLS ]
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
[ GROWLS ]
SHUT IT!
[ GROWLS ]
SHUT IT!
AAH!
[ CHOKING ]
WHAT THE HELL?
"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.
WHAT THE HELL?
"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.
WHO WERE YOU FUCKING?
"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.
WHO WERE YOU FUCKING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHO WERE YOU FUCKING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU HEARD ME.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU HEARD ME.
AAH.
YOU HEARD ME.
AAH.
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
AAH.
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.
[ COUGHING ]
NOW.
[ COUGHING ]
WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?
[ COUGHING ]
WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU
[ CHUCKLES ]
REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
BEHIND MY BACK?
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
BEHIND MY BACK?
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?
BEHIND MY BACK?
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.
[ Voice breaking ] AND SO DO I.
[ COUGHING ]
DO YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET SICK AND
DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GLADLY.
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GLADLY.
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
GLADLY.
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
YOUR MOUTH.
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
YOUR MOUTH.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
YOUR MOUTH.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
AND E-VIL!
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
AND E-VIL!
[ COUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA
NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA
TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA
TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BU TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!
I AM NOT FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
HER!
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I SLEEP.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I SLEEP.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
I SLEEP.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
NOW.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
NOW.
IT'S TRUE.
NOW.
IT'S TRUE.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
IT'S TRUE.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
SCHOOL.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
SCHOOL.
WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE
SCHOOL.
WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE
ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE
ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME
ANYMORE.
HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME
ANYMORE.
[ SIGHS ]
ANYMORE.
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."
DOES HE REALLY MEAN THAT?
AAH!
AAH!
BABY...
AAH!
BABY...
LET'S FINISH IT.
BABY...
LET'S FINISH IT.
AAH! AAH-AAH!
LET'S FINISH IT.
AAH! AAH-AAH!
WHOO-OOH!
AAH! AAH-AAH!
WHOO-OOH!
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHOO-OOH!
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
I WASN'T.
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
I WASN'T.
OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A
I WASN'T.
OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
TOGETHER.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
GET MORE.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
GET MORE.
CAN'T.
GET MORE.
CAN'T.
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
CAN'T.
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT!
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT!
I'M SORRY, BABY.
SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT!
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
IT'S LIKE...
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
IT'S LIKE...
IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.
IT'S LIKE...
IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
Oh!
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
Oh!
BESIDES...
Oh!
BESIDES...
[ CHUCKLES ]
BESIDES...
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
TO ME.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
TO ME.
I KNOW THAT.
TO ME.
I KNOW THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
COME ON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
COME ON.
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
COME ON.
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.
FINE.
[ COUGHING ]
OH, YEAH!
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
BABY!
YEAH!
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
HMM...
BABY?
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST.
[ SNORES ]
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST.
[ SNORES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON
'SHROOMS.
SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
GET GOING.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
MM-HMM.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
OH, I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
...DEAL WITH ALL THIS
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
...DEAL WITH ALL THIS
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
MY HEAD HURTS.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
SOME FOOD.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
SOME FOOD.
[ PANTING ]
OH...
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
[ IMITATES APE ]
SCHOOL.
[ IMITATES APE ]
REMEMBER THAT?
[ IMITATES APE ]
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SHIT!
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SHIT!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN.
NO SHIT!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
I USED TO LOVE THAT SHIT, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN
HAIRY.
I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN
APE, EITHER.
I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN
APE, EITHER.
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH
APE, EITHER.
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.
NO.
I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
I WAS THE JOKE -- YOUR JOKE.
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A
PARASITE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
GOOD ONE.
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
SURE.
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
WORK? YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
FIELD.
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TAKE CARE.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TIGHT PANTS.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
OH, ME?
YEAH.
OH, ME?
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
OH, ME?
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
VISITING.
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
VISITING.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
VISITING.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
NEW YORK CITY.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
COMPANY!
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
PERFECT LIFE!
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
PERFECT LIFE!
FUCKIN' LOSERS.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN?
YES.
HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN?
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
[ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
[ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL
HOLD.
BARRY IS CRAZY, HUH?
I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE THANKING
US.
I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE THANKING
US.
WHY?
US.
WHY?
LOOK.
WHY?
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.
AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.
LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.
LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL
PERSON.
LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL
PERSON.
THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.
PERSON.
THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.
THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE
THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.
THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE
MORE SUCCESSFUL.
THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE
MORE SUCCESSFUL.
OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA MORE SUCCESSFUL.
OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA GREAT.
OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA GREAT.
EXACTLY!
GREAT.
EXACTLY!
SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE
EXACTLY!
SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER.
SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER.
TRUST ME.
CORNER.
TRUST ME.
YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,
TRUST ME.
YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,
THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS
YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,
THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS
HORRIBLE.
THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS
HORRIBLE.
THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH
HORRIBLE.
THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH
COKE OR METH.
THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH
COKE OR METH.
MMM.
COKE OR METH.
MMM.
HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,
MMM.
HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,
OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I
HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,
OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I
ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.
OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I
ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.
ME TOO.
ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.
ME TOO.
I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I ME TOO.
I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO
I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO
FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?
GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO
FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?
IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE
FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?
IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE
OR DEATH.
IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE
OR DEATH.
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM
OR DEATH.
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM
ANYMORE.
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM
ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,
ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,
THOUGH.
YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,
THOUGH.
EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.
THOUGH.
EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.
WE'RE PIONEERS.
EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.
WE'RE PIONEERS.
OF WHAT?
WE'RE PIONEERS.
OF WHAT?
DRUGS!
OF WHAT?
DRUGS!
WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG
DRUGS!
WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG
BUSINESS.
WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG
BUSINESS.
AND SELL WHAT?
BUSINESS.
AND SELL WHAT?
WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS
AND SELL WHAT?
WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS
CRAP.
WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS
CRAP.
I KNOW OF A SOURCE.
CRAP.
I KNOW OF A SOURCE.
KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.
I KNOW OF A SOURCE.
KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.
WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME
KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.
WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME
REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO
WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME
REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO
IT.
REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO
IT.
WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...
IT.
WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...
WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.
WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...
WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.
HEY, LET ME DRIVE.
WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.
HEY, LET ME DRIVE.
I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
SEBASTIAN, WE HAVE NO TIME.
BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE OWES ME.
BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE OWES ME.
NO VIDEO GAMES, MAN!
Spider!
COME ON, MAN.
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
COME ON, MAN.
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
SPIDER!
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
SPIDER!
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
SPIDER!
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED!
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED!
[ SHUTS TV OFF ]
WHAT'S THE RULES?
WHAT RULES?
THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT.
WHAT RULES?
THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT.
UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY
THERE'S RULES TO THIS SHIT.
UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY
DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH
UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY
DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH
COLLEGE.
DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH
COLLEGE.
THEN, I'M DONE.
COLLEGE.
THEN, I'M DONE.
YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.
THEN, I'M DONE.
YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.
HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING
YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.
HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING
TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING
TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF
TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF
BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF
BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK
COMMANDMENTS?
BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK
COMMANDMENTS?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
COMMANDMENTS?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.
[ BEATBOXING ]
THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.
[ BEATBOXING ]
NEVER SEND --
[ BEATBOXING ]
NEVER SEND --
YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.
NEVER SEND --
YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,
YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,
WIGGER!
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,
WIGGER!
IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.
WIGGER!
IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.
TRANSLATION?
IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.
TRANSLATION?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND
TRANSLATION?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND
I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND
I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.
WELL, WHATEVER.
I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.
WELL, WHATEVER.
LOOK, MAN.
WELL, WHATEVER.
LOOK, MAN.
GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?
LOOK, MAN.
GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?
GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?
WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?
WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.
TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.
TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I
TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I
GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE
THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I
GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE
COWS.
GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE
COWS.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE
COWS.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE
THINGS, ANYWAY?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE
THINGS, ANYWAY?
FAMILY SECRET.
THINGS, ANYWAY?
FAMILY SECRET.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
FAMILY SECRET.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
[ SIGHS ]
COME IN.
[ GROANS ]
SO, WHAT GAME YOU PLAYING?
THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S
REALLY AWESOME.
THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S
REALLY AWESOME.
YOU WANT TO TRY?
REALLY AWESOME.
YOU WANT TO TRY?
NO, I SHOULDN'T.
YOU WANT TO TRY?
NO, I SHOULDN'T.
COME ON.
NO, I SHOULDN'T.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, ONE QUARTER!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH!
ARE YOU REAL?
OH!
ARE YOU REAL?
OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?
ARE YOU REAL?
OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'M NOT SURE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'M NOT SURE.
BUT MY GUESS?
I'M NOT SURE.
BUT MY GUESS?
IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER
BUT MY GUESS?
IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER
CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER
CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A WHIRL?
BWAAH!
IT'S NOT WORKING!
NO.
IT'S NOT WORKING!
NO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU SHOULD TALK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU SHOULD TALK.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A
YOU SHOULD TALK.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A
CHOICE ANYMORE.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A
CHOICE ANYMORE.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
CHOICE ANYMORE.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
MM-HMM.
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
MM-HMM.
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS MM-HMM.
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.
DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.
WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.
WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
A REAL BUSINESS.
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
LEGAL?
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
LEGAL?
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I LEGAL?
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.
WHAT WAS IT?
FAILED.
WHAT WAS IT?
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
WHAT WAS IT?
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I
WAS HERE.
IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I
WAS HERE.
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
WAS HERE.
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC
INTERLUDES.
LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC
INTERLUDES.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
INTERLUDES.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
ROOM.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
ROOM.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
ROOM.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
CONVERSATION?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
MYSELF, RIGHT?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
MYSELF, RIGHT?
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
MYSELF, RIGHT?
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE
MEANT TO LIVE.
THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE
MEANT TO LIVE.
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
MEANT TO LIVE.
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
HYPOCRITE.
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
HYPOCRITE.
I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM
HYPOCRITE.
I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM
WATCHING YOU!
I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM
WATCHING YOU!
IT FIGURES.
WATCHING YOU!
IT FIGURES.
DON'T GRAB!
IT FIGURES.
DON'T GRAB!
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
DON'T GRAB!
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
GOOD.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
GOOD.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
GOOD.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THE WEED.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THE WEED.
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
THE WEED.
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY
FOR IT.
HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY
FOR IT.
[ GRUMBLES ]
FOR IT.
[ GRUMBLES ]
ALWAYS SCAMMING THE GOOD GUYS.
ASSHOLE, THIS IS ONLY $100.
AH, I OWE YOU.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?
AH, I OWE YOU.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
HERE?
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
HERE?
I GET PAID TODAY.
HERE?
I GET PAID TODAY.
I'LL BE BACK.
I GET PAID TODAY.
I'LL BE BACK.
YOU BETTER BE.
I'LL BE BACK.
YOU BETTER BE.
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
YOU BETTER BE.
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
OPERATION.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
OPERATION.
[ LAUGHS ]
OPERATION.
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE!
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE!
YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
SURE!
YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
WHY?
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
WHY?
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.
WHY?
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO.
SORRY. FUCKING GUY MADE ME --
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT'S UP?
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NOTHING.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]
...TWIST THE KNIFE
ANOTHER WITNESS
TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
ANOTHER WITNESS
TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
FROM EVERYONE
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
FROM EVERYONE
HE LOOKS PISSED.
FROM EVERYONE
HE LOOKS PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE LOOKS PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE'S PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE'S PISSED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE'S PISSED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
PRESIDENT?
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
PRESIDENT?
LIKE IT MATTERS.
PRESIDENT?
LIKE IT MATTERS.
SHIT, TO ME IT DOES.
LIKE IT MATTERS.
SHIT, TO ME IT DOES.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS
SHIT, TO ME IT DOES.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS
ONE OUT.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS
ONE OUT.
YEAH, I'M DONE.
ONE OUT.
YEAH, I'M DONE.
HERE.
YEAH, I'M DONE.
HERE.
TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE
HERE.
TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
AND I'M GONNA TAKE A
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
AND I'M GONNA TAKE A
THUNDERBOLT.
AND I'M GONNA TAKE A
THUNDERBOLT.
PRESIDENT.
THUNDERBOLT.
PRESIDENT.
AND...
PRESIDENT.
AND...
AN INDIAN.
AND...
AN INDIAN.
ARE YOU DONE?
AN INDIAN.
ARE YOU DONE?
YEAH.
ARE YOU DONE?
YEAH.
LET'S GO.
Stop it!
Stop it!
God damn it!
Stop it!
God damn it!
WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
God damn it!
WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.
WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.
YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.
YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.
YEAH.
YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.
YEAH.
WE WERE, LIKE --
YEAH.
WE WERE, LIKE --
DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE
WE WERE, LIKE --
DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE
OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.
DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE
OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.
NOW THIS IS IT.
OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.
NOW THIS IS IT.
AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH
NOW THIS IS IT.
AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH
OF YOU.
AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH
OF YOU.
GOT IT?
OF YOU.
GOT IT?
ABSOLUTELY, BRO!
GOT IT?
ABSOLUTELY, BRO!
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
ABSOLUTELY, BRO!
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I HEARD YOU.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I HEARD YOU.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
I HEARD YOU.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HE SPEAKS.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HE SPEAKS.
I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE
HE SPEAKS.
I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE
THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.
I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE
THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.
HELLO?
THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.
HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
[ LAUGHS ]
ANYONE THERE?
[ LAUGHS ]
REALLY?
[ LAUGHS ]
REALLY?
GET TO WORK!
VINNY?
VINNY?
STOP.
VINNY?
STOP.
[ SIGHS ]
STOP.
[ SIGHS ]
LIKE THIS.
[ SIGHS ]
LIKE THIS.
SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
LIKE THIS.
SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
[ SIGHS ]
SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
[ SIGHS ]
SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
[ SIGHS ]
SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF
SO, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF
WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.
I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF
WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS,
WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.
AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS,
TRIM THIS BUSH HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU GONNA START IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU GONNA START IT?
[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S
ARE YOU GONNA START IT?
[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S
BROKEN!
[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S
BROKEN!
WHAT?!
BROKEN!
WHAT?!
RAHH!
WHAT?!
RAHH!
[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]
RAHH!
[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]
COOL!
[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]
COOL!
NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --
COOL!
NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --
IN CIRCLES.
NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --
IN CIRCLES.
WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?
IN CIRCLES.
WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?
CAN I DO A SQUARE?
WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?
CAN I DO A SQUARE?
CIRCLES!
CAN I DO A SQUARE?
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
CIRCLES!
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
NO...NO...NO!
TAKE YOUR TIME, WHATEVER YOU
LIKE.
KISSES!
LIKE.
KISSES!
HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.
KISSES!
HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.
[ PANTING ]
HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.
[ PANTING ]
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
[ PANTING ]
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
OH!
YOU'RE TRIPPING.
OH!
THIS ISN'T REAL.
OH!
THIS ISN'T REAL.
[ PANTING ]
THIS ISN'T REAL.
[ PANTING ]
Think happy thoughts, happy
[ PANTING ]
Think happy thoughts, happy
thoughts.
Think happy thoughts, happy
thoughts.
Think positive.
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME
ALONE?!
THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!
ALONE?!
THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!
NO!
THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!
NO!
NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.
NO!
NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A
NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A
ZOMBIE?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A
ZOMBIE?
[ GROWLS ]
ZOMBIE?
[ GROWLS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!
[ WHIMPERS ]
Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!
YES...I AM!
Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!
YES...I AM!
YES...I AM!
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROANS ]
THEY JUST...GRUNT.
[ GROANS ]
THEY JUST...GRUNT.
[ GROWLS ]
THEY JUST...GRUNT.
[ GROWLS ]
LIKE THAT!
[ GROWLS ]
LIKE THAT!
ZOMBIES...BIG AL.
LIKE THAT!
ZOMBIES...BIG AL.
I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.
ZOMBIES...BIG AL.
I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
AAH-HA!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
AAH-HA!
[ WHIMPERING ]
AAH-HA!
[ WHIMPERING ]
GET AWAY!
[ WHIMPERING ]
GET AWAY!
GET AWAY!
GET AWAY!
GET AWAY!
AAH-AAH!
GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
IS HE OKAY?
IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.
IS HE OKAY?
IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.
GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.
IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.
GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.
YEE-HA!
GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.
YEE-HA!
WHOO-OOH-OOH!
YEE-HA!
WHOO-OOH-OOH!
YEAH!
WHOO-OOH-OOH!
YEAH!
OOH!
YEAH!
OOH!
YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!
OOH!
YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!
BAD! BAD!
YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!
BAD! BAD!
WHOO-HOO!
BAD! BAD!
WHOO-HOO!
BAD!
WHOO-HOO!
BAD!
COUSIN AL, PLEASE?
BAD!
COUSIN AL, PLEASE?
NO!
COUSIN AL, PLEASE?
NO!
NEVER AGAIN.
NO!
NEVER AGAIN.
OH.
NEVER AGAIN.
OH.
NO MORE CHANCES!
OH.
NO MORE CHANCES!
THEY ARE A LIABILITY.
NO MORE CHANCES!
THEY ARE A LIABILITY.
I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY.
THEY ARE A LIABILITY.
I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A
SHOT.
BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M
SHOT.
BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M
GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS
BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M
GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS
AND BUTT FACE!
GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS
AND BUTT FACE!
THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE
AND BUTT FACE!
THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE
COPS.
THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE
COPS.
[ LAUGHS ]
COPS.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE PENIS!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE PENIS!
NO!
YOU'RE PENIS!
NO!
YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!
NO!
YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!
I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.
YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!
I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WOW!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WOW!
YOU REALLY ARE.
WOW!
YOU REALLY ARE.
I TOLD YOU!
YOU REALLY ARE.
I TOLD YOU!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
I TOLD YOU!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM
OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY
I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM
OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY
MIND.
EVERYTHING COOL?
YEAH.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
YEAH.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
SURE.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
SURE.
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
SURE.
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
ME TOO.
WOW!
WOW!
WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
WOW!
WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.
[ LAUGHS ]
SAW AN ANGEL.
[ LAUGHS ]
DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE
[ LAUGHS ]
DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE
ACID?
DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE
ACID?
YEAH.
ACID?
YEAH.
DON'T TAKE IT!
YEAH.
DON'T TAKE IT!
IT'S BAD!
DON'T TAKE IT!
IT'S BAD!
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S BAD!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME
[ SIGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME
VITAMIN "C."
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME
VITAMIN "C."
TRUST ME.
VITAMIN "C."
TRUST ME.
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
TRUST ME.
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?
LOOK AT MY MIND!
DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?
LOOK AT MY MIND!
YOU'RE RETARDED.
LOOK AT MY MIND!
YOU'RE RETARDED.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE RETARDED.
[ LAUGHS ]
I AM.
[ LAUGHS ]
I AM.
I'M RETARDED.
I AM.
I'M RETARDED.
[ Laughing ] YEAH!
[ COUGHS ]
NO ONE LOVES ME.
[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO ONE LOVES YOU.
[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO ONE LOVES YOU.
[ CRYING ]
NO ONE LOVES YOU.
[ CRYING ]
I...I LOVE EVERYONE.
[ CRYING ]
I...I LOVE EVERYONE.
WHY?!
[ BOTH MOANING ]
SHIT!
I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO
LONG.
I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO
LONG.
FEEL MY HEART.
LONG.
FEEL MY HEART.
I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.
FEEL MY HEART.
I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
[ CRYING ]
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
[ CRYING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
[ CRYING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.
[ CRYING ]
BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.
[ CRYING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
[ CRYING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
OFF.
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
OFF.
[ BOTH CRYING ]
MMM.
WHAT?
I NEED MORE SLEEP.
WHAT?
I NEED MORE SLEEP.
[ SIGHS ]
I NEED MORE SLEEP.
[ SIGHS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ ROARS ]
AAH!
Whoa!
NOW WHAT?
No!
That's...stupid.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
HEY, HEY, CRAZY TRIP, HUH?
YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY.
GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,
YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY.
GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON
GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON
THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.
WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON
THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.
WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER
THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.
WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
TRUST ME.
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
TRUST ME.
BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS
TRUST ME.
BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS
ALMOST READY.
BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS
ALMOST READY.
MMM.
ALMOST READY.
MMM.
DID SHE TELL YOU?
MMM.
DID SHE TELL YOU?
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I DID SHE TELL YOU?
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.
WHAT?
FOR YOU.
WHAT?
KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.
WHAT?
KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
A RICH CHICK.
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
A RICH CHICK.
WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?
A RICH CHICK.
WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?
WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?
CLASS.
CLASS.
BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.
CLASS.
BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.
AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR
BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.
AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR
ARE YOU?
OOPS.
GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT,
DIDN'T I?
GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT,
DIDN'T I?
HELLO, NEW BEST FRIEND.
GO GET MORE.
SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?
IF YOU CAN.
SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?
IF YOU CAN.
[ SNIFFING ]
IF YOU CAN.
[ SNIFFING ]
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME
[ SNIFFING ]
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME
I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME
I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?
IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.
I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?
IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE
PROBLEM.
TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE
PROBLEM.
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
PROBLEM.
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL
THEIR MONEY.
CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL
THEIR MONEY.
MMM.
THEIR MONEY.
MMM.
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
MMM.
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY
DIED.
NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY
DIED.
TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES
DIED.
TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
DURING ROAD SEX.
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
DURING ROAD SEX.
AHH!
DURING ROAD SEX.
AHH!
MM-HMM.
AHH!
MM-HMM.
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
MM-HMM.
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU
CAN'T MAKE UP.
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU
CAN'T MAKE UP.
TELL HIM, BABE.
CAN'T MAKE UP.
TELL HIM, BABE.
IT'S TRUE.
TELL HIM, BABE.
IT'S TRUE.
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
IT'S TRUE.
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
[ LAUGHS ]
DOGGY STYLE!
[ LAUGHS ]
DOGGY STYLE!
AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,
DOGGY STYLE!
AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,
THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR
AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,
THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR
DAUGHTER.
THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR
DAUGHTER.
KARMA'S A BITCH.
DAUGHTER.
KARMA'S A BITCH.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU KARMA'S A BITCH.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO
IT.
WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO
IT.
MM-HMM.
IT.
MM-HMM.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
SO, HOW LONG BEFORE I GET MY
MONEY BACK?
WELL, UM...
MONEY BACK?
WELL, UM...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, UM...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU
CURRENTLY HAVE?
HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU
CURRENTLY HAVE?
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
CURRENTLY HAVE?
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
NO, THANKS.
DRINK?
NO, THANKS.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
NO, THANKS.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS
THAT WE SELL TO.
WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS
THAT WE SELL TO.
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
THAT WE SELL TO.
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
EMPLOYEES?
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
EMPLOYEES?
YEAH.
EMPLOYEES?
YEAH.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
YEAH.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
Great.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
Great.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
Great.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM.
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
AT HIM.
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
YEAH.
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
YEAH.
WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE
YEAH.
WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE
YOU MY MONEY?
WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE
YOU MY MONEY?
FREE DRUGS.
YOU MY MONEY?
FREE DRUGS.
IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL
FREE DRUGS.
IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL
THERE'S A PROFIT.
IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL
THERE'S A PROFIT.
SHE HAS A POINT.
THERE'S A PROFIT.
SHE HAS A POINT.
ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
SHE HAS A POINT.
ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.
LOOK.
BETTER HIGH.
LOOK.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO LOOK.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.
AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY
TARGET MARKET.
AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
MONEY.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
MONEY.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
MONEY.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE
IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE
QUESTIONS.
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE
QUESTIONS.
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
QUESTIONS.
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
OKAY, OKAY.
SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF
OKAY, OKAY.
SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF
THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN
SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF
THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
THANKS FOR COMING.
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
THANKS FOR COMING.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THANKS FOR COMING.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THAT'S AMBITIOUS.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THAT'S AMBITIOUS.
[ Laughing ] YEAH, THAT'S ME.
[ SIGHS ]
SO SORRY, BABE.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
SO SORRY, BABE.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
THAT SHIT.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
THAT SHIT.
NOW WHAT?
THAT SHIT.
NOW WHAT?
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
NOW WHAT?
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
PLAN.
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
PLAN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU PLAN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?
YOU DO.
BUSINESS PLANS?
YOU DO.
YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN
YOU DO.
YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN
THING.
YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN
THING.
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
THING.
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
LOVE MACHINE?
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
LOVE MACHINE?
YEAH, YEAH.
LOVE MACHINE?
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
TOO.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
TOO.
I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE
TOO.
I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE
OFF.
I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE
OFF.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
OFF.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
BUSINESS PLAN?
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
BUSINESS PLAN?
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
BUSINESS PLAN?
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS.
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS.
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
DOLLARS.
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
WHY?
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
WHY?
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
WHY?
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED
RIGHT.
IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED
RIGHT.
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
RIGHT.
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
SWEET.
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
SWEET.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
SWEET.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
NO, I'M GOOD.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
NO, I'M GOOD.
YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU
NO, I'M GOOD.
YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU
WANT, THOUGH.
YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME ACID?
NO!
I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
[ SIGHS ]
OH!
[ SIGHS ]
OH!
NOT AGAIN.
OH!
NOT AGAIN.
SHIT!
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
BATTERY.
WHAT'S UP?
BATTERY.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
BATTERY.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
IT REPLACED.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
IT REPLACED.
CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD
IT REPLACED.
CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
LAST TIME, IT TOOK THREE HOURS!
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
YEAH.
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A
YEAH.
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
I REALLY NEED THEM.
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
I REALLY NEED THEM.
OKAY.
I REALLY NEED THEM.
OKAY.
YEAH.
OKAY.
YEAH.
AWESOME.
TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET A DOCTOR
OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A
PRESCRIPTION.
OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A
PRESCRIPTION.
YOU HAVE A MIRROR?
PRESCRIPTION.
YOU HAVE A MIRROR?
NO.
YOU HAVE A MIRROR?
NO.
SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU
NO.
SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU
HAVE?
SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU
HAVE?
UM...
USE THIS.
HOLD THIS.
[ CHOPPING ]
STRAW? HURRY.
OKAY. OKAY, HERE.
HERE.
I'LL PASS.
YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE
I'LL PASS.
YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE
YOU?
YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE
YOU?
THIS ISN'T GENERIC.
YOU?
THIS ISN'T GENERIC.
NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO
THIS ISN'T GENERIC.
NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO
IT HERE.
NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO
IT HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY
IT HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY
PLACE?
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY
PLACE?
YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
PLACE?
YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS
YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS
LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS
LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.
LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.
INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG
BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG
BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG
MUSCLES.
BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG
MUSCLES.
WOW.
MUSCLES.
WOW.
YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN
WOW.
YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN
LOVE.
YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN
LOVE.
VERY MUCH SO.
LOVE.
VERY MUCH SO.
LUCKY YOU.
VERY MUCH SO.
LUCKY YOU.
YEAH.
LUCKY YOU.
YEAH.
LUCKY ME.
YEAH.
LUCKY ME.
[ CHOPPING ]
LUCKY ME.
[ CHOPPING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
COOL PAD.
THANKS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
THANKS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
OPEN THESE.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
OPEN THESE.
THERE'S A MIRROR ON THE COUCH.
SPEAK.
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?
NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?
NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
[ SIGHS ]
NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
[ SIGHS ]
BOYFRIEND?
[ SIGHS ]
BOYFRIEND?
NO.
BOYFRIEND?
NO.
HE'S IN THE MILITARY.
NO.
HE'S IN THE MILITARY.
I WAS JOKING.
HE'S IN THE MILITARY.
I WAS JOKING.
I KNOW.
I WAS JOKING.
I KNOW.
JUST WASN'T FUNNY.
I KNOW.
JUST WASN'T FUNNY.
SORRY.
JUST WASN'T FUNNY.
SORRY.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?
SORRY.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?
YEAH.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?
YEAH.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?
YEAH.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?
I'M NOT ALOOF.
ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?
I'M NOT ALOOF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M NOT ALOOF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, GOD.
YOU'RE SPILLING IT!
OH, GOD.
YOU'RE SPILLING IT!
MOVE OVER.
YOU'RE SPILLING IT!
MOVE OVER.
[ SIGHS ]
MOVE OVER.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY?
[ SIGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY?
NO.
[ SNIFFLING ]
THAT'S GOOD.
I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.
THAT'S GOOD.
I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.
IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A
I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.
IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A
TOLERANCE.
IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A
TOLERANCE.
HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO
TOLERANCE.
HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO
WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?
HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO
WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?
WANT TO SEE?
WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?
WANT TO SEE?
SURE.
OH, MAN!
WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF?
WOW!
WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF?
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
IMPRESSIVE.
[ LAUGHS ]
IMPRESSIVE.
ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF
IMPRESSIVE.
ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF
THIS?
ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF
THIS?
SURE.
SEE?
IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN.
NO!
IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN.
NO!
HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?
NO!
HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?
FINE.
HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?
FINE.
THEY'RE NOT DARK?
FINE.
THEY'RE NOT DARK?
NO.
THEY'RE NOT DARK?
NO.
THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY
NO.
THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY
REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY
REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.
REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.
BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I
I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.
BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I
HAVE STORIES.
BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I
HAVE STORIES.
WHAT HAPPENED?
HAVE STORIES.
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT'S...STUPID.
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT'S...STUPID.
TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.
IT'S...STUPID.
TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.
TRUST ME.
TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.
TRUST ME.
I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A
TRUST ME.
I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A
ZOMBIE.
I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A
ZOMBIE.
THAT'S NOTHING.
ZOMBIE.
THAT'S NOTHING.
EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I
THAT'S NOTHING.
EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I
THINK I'M A DEMON.
EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I
THINK I'M A DEMON.
ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN
THINK I'M A DEMON.
ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN
EXORCISM.
ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN
EXORCISM.
ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?
EXORCISM.
ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?
I THOUGHT SO.
ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?
I THOUGHT SO.
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU
I THOUGHT SO.
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU
SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU
SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.
IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.
SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.
IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.
MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.
IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.
MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.
WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL
MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.
WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL
CLEARING ON YOU?
WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL
CLEARING ON YOU?
WHAT'S THAT?
CLEARING ON YOU?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?
SHUT UP!
WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?
SHUT UP!
I JUST WANT TO --
SHUT UP!
I JUST WANT TO --
I SAID SHUT UP.
I JUST WANT TO --
I SAID SHUT UP.
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.
I SAID SHUT UP.
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.
DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.
DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,
LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.
DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,
LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.
I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR
LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.
I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR
PURPLE.
I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR
PURPLE.
I HATE PURPLE.
PURPLE.
I HATE PURPLE.
OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.
I HATE PURPLE.
OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.
IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE
OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.
IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE
BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.
IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE
BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.
NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE
BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.
NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE
IT.
NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE
IT.
REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.
IT.
REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.
DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK
REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.
DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK
THAT MUCH?
DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK
THAT MUCH?
YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.
THAT MUCH?
YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.
PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.
YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.
PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.
NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!
PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.
NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!
WHAT'S WRONG?
NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!
WHAT'S WRONG?
MY BROTHER'S HERE.
WHAT'S WRONG?
MY BROTHER'S HERE.
OH, GOOD.
MY BROTHER'S HERE.
OH, GOOD.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
OH, GOOD.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE.
JUST WASN'T SURE WHO.
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE.
JUST WASN'T SURE WHO.
I CAN SEE HIM.
JUST WASN'T SURE WHO.
I CAN SEE HIM.
PROVE IT.
I CAN SEE HIM.
PROVE IT.
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?
PROVE IT.
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?
HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?
HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH.
HE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH.
WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE
I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, THOUGH.
WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE
THING.
WELL, SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE
THING.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
THING.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
I'M SORRY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ COUGHS ]
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK
ABOUT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK
ABOUT.
HE WAS AN IDIOT.
ABOUT.
HE WAS AN IDIOT.
HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF
HE WAS AN IDIOT.
HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF
HEROIN.
HE DIED FROM A BAD DOSE OF
HEROIN.
AND THE CRAZY THING?
HEROIN.
AND THE CRAZY THING?
THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE
AND THE CRAZY THING?
THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE
HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM.
THEY THINK IT WASN'T EVEN THE
HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM.
THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR
HEROIN THAT KILLED HIM.
THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR
IN THE NEEDLE.
THE GUY WHO SHOT HIM UP LEFT AIR
IN THE NEEDLE.
AND HE DID EVERYTHING.
IN THE NEEDLE.
AND HE DID EVERYTHING.
HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
AND HE DID EVERYTHING.
HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
HE HAD NO LIMITS.
HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
HE HAD NO LIMITS.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS.
HE HAD NO LIMITS.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS.
AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN' YOU KNOW, I HAVE LIMITS.
AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN' SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I
AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL HAVEN' SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I
NEVER WILL.
SHOT ANYTHING IN MY ARM, AND I
NEVER WILL.
GOOD FOR YOU.
NEVER WILL.
GOOD FOR YOU.
SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON?
GOOD FOR YOU.
SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON?
[ SCOFFS ]
SO, WHY ARE YOU A DEMON?
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME?
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME?
UH...YEAH.
WHAT IS THIS, SHARING TIME?
UH...YEAH.
I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE.
UH...YEAH.
I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE.
I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW.
I DROPPED ALL THIS BAGGAGE.
I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW.
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
I WANT SOME DIRT ON YOU NOW.
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE
THERAPIST'S VERSION?
YOU WANT MY VERSION OR THE
THERAPIST'S VERSION?
YOURS.
[ SIGHS ]
MY PARENTS WEREN'T REALLY MY
PARENTS.
MY PARENTS WEREN'T REALLY MY
PARENTS.
I WAS ADOPTED.
PARENTS.
I WAS ADOPTED.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I WAS ADOPTED.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE.
I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY
THEY WERE DECENT PEOPLE.
I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY
CONNECTED.
I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY
CONNECTED.
GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF
CONNECTED.
GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF
GUILT.
GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF
GUILT.
I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF
GUILT.
I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF
LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO
I MEAN, HERE I AM, IN THE LAP OF
LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO
WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE.
LUXURY, LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO
WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
WANT ME IN THEIR LIFE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
DO YOU MISS THEM?
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
DO YOU MISS THEM?
YEAH. OF COURSE I DO.
DO YOU MISS THEM?
YEAH. OF COURSE I DO.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
YEAH. OF COURSE I DO.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD
JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
I'M USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD
JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND
JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND
SEBASTIAN?
THEN, WHY DO YOU HANG AROUND
SEBASTIAN?
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
SEBASTIAN?
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
ME.
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
ME.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD
ME.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD
REASON.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD
REASON.
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING FUN.
REASON.
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING FUN.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
IT'S OKAY.
I THINK I CAN DO THIS.
YEAH.
I THINK I CAN DO THIS.
YEAH.
BUT IT SEEMS
YEAH.
BUT IT SEEMS
LIKE A LONG TIME AGO
BUT IT SEEMS
LIKE A LONG TIME AGO
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
LIKE A LONG TIME AGO
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
OH, GOD!
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
OH, GOD!
I'M BREATHING SO HARD.
OH, GOD!
I'M BREATHING SO HARD.
OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A
I'M BREATHING SO HARD.
OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A
HEART ATTACK.
OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE A
HEART ATTACK.
I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
HEART ATTACK.
I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
YOU KNOW...
I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
YOU KNOW...
YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS.
YOU KNOW...
YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS.
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY
YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS.
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY
[ GROANS ]
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY
[ GROANS ]
NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY
YOU LOSE.
REMATCH.
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.
REMATCH.
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.
YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME.
YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU WISH!
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU WISH!
YOUR TURN.
VIN?
HERE YOU GO.
I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
AND THEN SOME.
I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
AND THEN SOME.
DID YOU REFERENCE THE
AND THEN SOME.
DID YOU REFERENCE THE
SOURCES?
DID YOU REFERENCE THE
SOURCES?
OF COURSE.
SOURCES?
OF COURSE.
AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
OF COURSE.
AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF
AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF
POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL
EXAMPLES AND CHARTS OF
POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL
SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED
POPULATION VERSUS USE, YOU'LL
SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED
FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY
SEE THAT THERE'S A DEFINITE NEED
FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY
IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON' FOR BETTER DRUGS AND ESPECIALLY
IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON' NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END
IN AREAS LIKE THIS, THAT DON' NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END
DEALERS.
NECESSARILY ATTRACT THE HIGH-END
DEALERS.
SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS
DEALERS.
SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS
IS THAT IT'S ALL
SEE, THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS
IS THAT IT'S ALL
COMMISSION-BASED.
IS THAT IT'S ALL
COMMISSION-BASED.
SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT,
COMMISSION-BASED.
SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT,
WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE
SO, IF MY NUMBERS ARE CORRECT,
WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE
FIRST MONTH.
WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE
FIRST MONTH.
THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING
FIRST MONTH.
THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING
TO THE GREEN, BABY.
THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING
TO THE GREEN, BABY.
AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
TO THE GREEN, BABY.
AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL
AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY
FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL
SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE
FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL
SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE
TERRITORIES BY THE END OF
SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE
TERRITORIES BY THE END OF
QUARTER FOUR.
TERRITORIES BY THE END OF
QUARTER FOUR.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?
QUARTER FOUR.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?
ONLINE.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?
ONLINE.
KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE
ONLINE.
KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE
POLICE-STATION RECORDS.
KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE
POLICE-STATION RECORDS.
SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND
POLICE-STATION RECORDS.
SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND
COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE
SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND
COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE
BUSINESSES.
COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE
BUSINESSES.
YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,
BUSINESSES.
YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE
LEGAL.
YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE
LEGAL.
WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I
LEGAL.
WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I
COMPENSATED FOR THAT.
WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I
COMPENSATED FOR THAT.
TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."
COMPENSATED FOR THAT.
TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."
IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.
TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."
IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.
SMART.
IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.
SMART.
ANY QUESTIONS?
SMART.
ANY QUESTIONS?
YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME
ANY QUESTIONS?
YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME
SOME TIME WITH THIS?
YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME
SOME TIME WITH THIS?
YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU
SOME TIME WITH THIS?
YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU
NEED.
YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU
NEED.
ALONE?
NEED.
ALONE?
YEAH, SURE.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT?
NO!
YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT?
NO!
JUST FRIENDS.
NO!
JUST FRIENDS.
AH.
JUST FRIENDS.
AH.
ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD
AH.
ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD
IDEA.
ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD
IDEA.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR
IDEA.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR
DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR
DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND
PARTYING?
DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND
PARTYING?
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW
PARTYING?
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW
GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW
GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.
NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A
GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.
NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A
RECESSION.
IT'S A DEAL.
LET'S GO TO THE BANK.
COOL.
I LOVE BANKS.
AWESOME.
NO. I'M GOING.
ME TOO.
NO. I'M GOING.
ME TOO.
COME ON.
ME TOO.
COME ON.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO COME ON.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.
COME ON, VINNY.
PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.
COME ON, VINNY.
TELL ME.
COME ON, VINNY.
TELL ME.
I DON'T KNOW!
TELL ME.
I DON'T KNOW!
IT SOUNDS FAIR.
I DON'T KNOW!
IT SOUNDS FAIR.
IT'S HER MONEY.
IT SOUNDS FAIR.
IT'S HER MONEY.
FINE.
IT'S HER MONEY.
FINE.
FINE!
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HI, JIMMY.
HI, BOBBY.
WHO ARE YOU?
HI, BOBBY.
WHO ARE YOU?
YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?
I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN
YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?
I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT.
WE DO?
APPOINTMENT.
WE DO?
WE DO?
WE DO?
WE DO?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WE DO?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
IS THAT A FLUTE?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
IS THAT A FLUTE?
ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?
IS THAT A FLUTE?
ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I
TALK TO?
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I
TALK TO?
YOU TALK TO ME.
TALK TO?
YOU TALK TO ME.
YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.
YOU TALK TO ME.
YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.
LOOK, GUYS.
YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.
LOOK, GUYS.
WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS
LOOK, GUYS.
WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS
TOGETHER.
WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS
TOGETHER.
WHAT BUSINESS?
TOGETHER.
WHAT BUSINESS?
WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS
WHAT BUSINESS?
WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS
THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS
THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
BUDDY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
BUDDY?
LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING
BUDDY?
LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING
TO SAY THIS ONCE.
LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING
TO SAY THIS ONCE.
THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE
TO SAY THIS ONCE.
THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE
RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO
THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE
RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO
GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE
RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO
GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE
FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE
FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE
FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE
BEST.
WE WERE TOLD YOUR SHIT IS THE
BEST.
AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.
BEST.
AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.
NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.
NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES APOLOGIES.
YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES APOLOGIES.
BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE
APOLOGIES.
BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE
FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO
BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE
FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS.
FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS.
YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?
BUSINESS.
YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?
YEAH.
YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?
YEAH.
YOU TELLING ME?
YEAH.
YOU TELLING ME?
I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.
YOU TELLING ME?
I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.
YOU HEARD BOBBY.
I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.
YOU HEARD BOBBY.
HOW DO YOU SIT?
YOU HEARD BOBBY.
HOW DO YOU SIT?
CAN WE SEE THEM?
HOW DO YOU SIT?
CAN WE SEE THEM?
I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
CAN WE SEE THEM?
I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.
MM-HMM.
I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.
MM-HMM.
WHAT?
MM-HMM.
WHAT?
YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!
WHAT?
YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE
WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE
WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?
WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?
CRAZY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?
CRAZY.
YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE
CRAZY.
YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE
MONEY PART.
YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE
MONEY PART.
WE LOVE MONEY.
MONEY PART.
WE LOVE MONEY.
OH, YEAH.
WE LOVE MONEY.
OH, YEAH.
IT'S COUNTED.
OH, YEAH.
IT'S COUNTED.
THEY'RE GOOD.
IT'S COUNTED.
THEY'RE GOOD.
WHERE'S YOUR BAG?
THEY'RE GOOD.
WHERE'S YOUR BAG?
BAG?
WHERE'S YOUR BAG?
BAG?
FOR THE STASH?
BAG?
FOR THE STASH?
HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I FOR THE STASH?
HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I OUT OF HERE?
HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I OUT OF HERE?
WELL, WHAT?
OUT OF HERE?
WELL, WHAT?
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?
WELL, WHAT?
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?
SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?
SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
[ LAUGHS ]
SHIT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN [ LAUGHS ]
YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN PLASTIC?
YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN PLASTIC?
DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE
PLASTIC?
DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE
QUESTION, DIPSHIT!
DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THE
QUESTION, DIPSHIT!
JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.
QUESTION, DIPSHIT!
JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.
Son of a bitch.
JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.
Son of a bitch.
ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY
Son of a bitch.
ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY
NIECE'S BACKPACK.
ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY
NIECE'S BACKPACK.
SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.
NIECE'S BACKPACK.
SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.
WHAT?!
SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.
WHAT?!
JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.
WHAT?!
JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.
YEAH, I KNOW.
JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.
YEAH, I KNOW.
SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.
YEAH, I KNOW.
SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A
BACKPACK?
HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A
BACKPACK?
I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.
BACKPACK?
I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.
YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.
I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.
YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL
YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL
RIGHT?
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL
RIGHT?
JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.
RIGHT?
JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.
FINE.
JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.
FINE.
BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.
FINE.
BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.
SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.
BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.
SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.
A-ARE YOU TWO --
SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.
A-ARE YOU TWO --
WHAT?
A-ARE YOU TWO --
WHAT?
ARE WE TWO WHAT?
WHAT?
ARE WE TWO WHAT?
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?
ARE WE TWO WHAT?
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?
NOTHING.
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?
NOTHING.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
NOTHING.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I'M GOOD.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I'M GOOD.
ASK IT.
I'M GOOD.
ASK IT.
ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.
ASK IT.
ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.
I'M -- I'M GOOD.
ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.
I'M -- I'M GOOD.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I'M -- I'M GOOD.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
ROOKIE.
TAKE CARE OF THAT BACKPACK!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I PROMISE.
WHAT?
START THE FUCKING CAR.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
WHAT'S THIS?
THESE ARE YOUR WALKING
PAPERS.
THESE ARE YOUR WALKING
PAPERS.
MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS PAPERS.
MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS ABOUT --
MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS ABOUT --
TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.
ABOUT --
TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.
BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,
TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.
BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,
REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD
BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,
REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD
YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD
YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.
YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.
THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --
TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.
THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --
KARA, KARA, I'M NO THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --
KARA, KARA, I'M NO INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS
KARA, KARA, I'M NO INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS
ANYMORE.
INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS
ANYMORE.
OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN
ANYMORE.
OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN
FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE
OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN
FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE
RENT DOWN.
FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE
RENT DOWN.
[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU
RENT DOWN.
[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU
SENT THE RENT?
[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU
SENT THE RENT?
YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH SENT THE RENT?
YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH DOWNSTAIRS.
YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH DOWNSTAIRS.
OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A
DOWNSTAIRS.
OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A
LITTLE BIT LATE.
OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A
LITTLE BIT LATE.
LATE?
LITTLE BIT LATE.
LATE?
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
LATE?
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS
WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU
BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS
WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU
GOT TO TRUST ME.
WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU
GOT TO TRUST ME.
WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO
GOT TO TRUST ME.
WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO
PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW
WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO
PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW
MONTHS.
PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW
MONTHS.
OH, YEAH?
MONTHS.
OH, YEAH?
PLEASE?
OH, YEAH?
PLEASE?
NO.
PLEASE?
NO.
AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS NO.
AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE
AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE
ON THEIR WAY.
CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE
ON THEIR WAY.
SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND
ON THEIR WAY.
SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND
YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS
SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND
YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS
PROPERTY.
YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS
PROPERTY.
YOU KNOW WHY?
PROPERTY.
YOU KNOW WHY?
I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL
YOU KNOW WHY?
I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL
CAVITY SEARCHES.
I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL
CAVITY SEARCHES.
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
CAVITY SEARCHES.
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL
OUT ON THE STREET?
YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL
OUT ON THE STREET?
UH, GIRL?
OUT ON THE STREET?
UH, GIRL?
NO.
UH, GIRL?
NO.
BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND
NO.
BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND
HER...POSSE?
BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND
HER...POSSE?
YEAH!
HER...POSSE?
YEAH!
HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
YEAH!
HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SHOULD.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SHOULD.
I CRACK MYSELF UP.
DAMN IT.
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
PAID THE RENT?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
PAID THE RENT?
I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF
PAID THE RENT?
I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF
MONTHS.
I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF
MONTHS.
WHY?
MONTHS.
WHY?
GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY
WHY?
GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY
IT.
GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY
IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING
IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING
THIS TO ME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING
THIS TO ME.
YOU?
THIS TO ME.
YOU?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR
YOU?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR
APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR
APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE
ON STARTUP COSTS.
APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE
ON STARTUP COSTS.
YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.
ON STARTUP COSTS.
YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID
[ SIGHS ]
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID
SOMETHING.
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID
SOMETHING.
SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE
SOMETHING.
SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE
BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.
SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE
BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BACK?
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BACK?
WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%
BACK?
WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%
COMMISSION TACKED ON.
WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%
COMMISSION TACKED ON.
LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.
COMMISSION TACKED ON.
LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.
THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.
LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.
THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.
HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?
THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.
HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.
HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.
WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.
WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' STOP?
WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' STOP?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
STOP?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?
AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.
WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?
AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.
I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR
AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.
I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR
CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT.
I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR
CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT.
HMM.
ARE YOU HIGH?
ME?
NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,
ME?
NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,
BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.
NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,
BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.
I DON'T THINK.
BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.
I DON'T THINK.
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.
I DON'T THINK.
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.
YOU?
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.
YOU?
NO.
YOU?
NO.
BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.
NO.
BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES THERE IS.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES THERE IS.
I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY
THERE IS.
I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY
MINUTE.
I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY
MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?
MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?
I DON'T KNOW.
HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU I DON'T KNOW.
HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL
HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL
HIGH.
BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL
HIGH.
BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...
HIGH.
BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...
I DON'T THINK.
BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...
I DON'T THINK.
ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?
I DON'T THINK.
ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?
MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I
ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?
MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I
GET HIGH.
MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I
GET HIGH.
NO.
GET HIGH.
NO.
BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN
NO.
BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN
THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.
BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN
THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.
LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.
THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.
LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.
HMM.
LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.
HMM.
WHAT?
HMM.
WHAT?
YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.
WHAT?
YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.
THANKS.
YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS
ARE DOING ANYTHING.
BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS
ARE DOING ANYTHING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE
ARE DOING ANYTHING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE
BIT MORE.
ANYTHING?
NOT YET.
HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.
NOT YET.
HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.
WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.
WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' KNOW WE'RE HIGH?
WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' KNOW WE'RE HIGH?
YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES
KNOW WE'RE HIGH?
YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES
SENSE.
YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES
SENSE.
LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.
SENSE.
LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.
ME TOO!
LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.
ME TOO!
REALLY?!
ME TOO!
REALLY?!
NO.
REALLY?!
NO.
THIS IS SO FUCKED.
NO.
THIS IS SO FUCKED.
WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY
THIS IS SO FUCKED.
WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY
MONEY?
WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY
MONEY?
I NEED THAT MONEY.
MONEY?
I NEED THAT MONEY.
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.
I NEED THAT MONEY.
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.
DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.
DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?
I'M HIGH!
DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?
I'M HIGH!
REALLY?
I'M HIGH!
REALLY?
THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.
REALLY?
THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
WE SELL.
OKAY.
MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW
HOURS.
MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW
HOURS.
COOL.
HOURS.
COOL.
SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE
COOL.
SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE
PHONE?
SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE
PHONE?
START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?
PHONE?
START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?
NO.
START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?
NO.
WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.
NO.
WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.
AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.
AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS.
AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS.
LET'S GO, BABE.
SO...HOW DO WE DO THIS?
WE JUST WAIT.
CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.
WE JUST WAIT.
CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.
THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE
CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.
THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE
IS.
THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE
IS.
HERE COMES ONE NOW.
IS.
HERE COMES ONE NOW.
HI.
HERE COMES ONE NOW.
HI.
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
HI.
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
I NEED A FIX.
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
I NEED A FIX.
WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE
I NEED A FIX.
WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE
RIGHT PLACE.
WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE
RIGHT PLACE.
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
RIGHT PLACE.
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS
PAYMENT?
DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS
PAYMENT?
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
PAYMENT?
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
AH, SHIT.
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
AH, SHIT.
ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?
AH, SHIT.
ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?
DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?
ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?
DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?
THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT.
DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?
THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT.
SORRY, CASH ONLY.
THIS SHIT BETTER BE WORTH IT.
SORRY, CASH ONLY.
Aw, fuck.
SORRY, CASH ONLY.
Aw, fuck.
Gee!
Aw, fuck.
Gee!
[ SLAPS ARM ]
Gee!
[ SLAPS ARM ]
HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE
[ SLAPS ARM ]
HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE
SAME PAGE...
HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE
SAME PAGE...
THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS SAME PAGE...
THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS NIGHT.
THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS NIGHT.
I KNOW.
NIGHT.
I KNOW.
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
I KNOW.
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YEAH.
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YEAH.
EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER
YEAH.
EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER
WORK.
EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER
WORK.
LOOK.
WORK.
LOOK.
OUR FIRST CUSTOMER.
YOU GUYS HAVE ANY FREE
SAMPLES?
NO.
SAMPLES?
NO.
AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?
NO.
AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?
IT'S GOOD...
AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?
IT'S GOOD...
THE BEST THERE IS.
IT'S GOOD...
THE BEST THERE IS.
IT BETTER BE.
THE BEST THERE IS.
IT BETTER BE.
HOW MUCH YOU NEED?
IT BETTER BE.
HOW MUCH YOU NEED?
ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE
HOW MUCH YOU NEED?
ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE
PARTY.
WE'RE ALL OUT!
US, TOO.
WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
US, TOO.
WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.
WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.
WE WERE OUT SELLING.
GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.
WE WERE OUT SELLING.
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
WE WERE OUT SELLING.
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
WHATEVER.
OH-OH-OH, YEAH!
WHATEVER.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?
WHATEVER.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?
YOU HAVE HIM?
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?
YOU HAVE HIM?
[ Straining ] I THINK SO!
YOU HAVE HIM?
[ Straining ] I THINK SO!
OH, SHIT!
[ Straining ] I THINK SO!
OH, SHIT!
HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU
OH, SHIT!
HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU
GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW
HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU
GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN EACH OTHER BETTER.
BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE
BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE
FUCKING!
TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE
FUCKING!
OH, YEAH, BABY.
FUCKING!
OH, YEAH, BABY.
RIDE THAT SHIT!
OH, YEAH, BABY.
RIDE THAT SHIT!
RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!
RIDE THAT SHIT!
RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!
YEAH, COME TO DADDY!
RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!
YEAH, COME TO DADDY!
WHOO!
YEAH, COME TO DADDY!
WHOO!
ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING
WHOO!
ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING
THIS?
ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING
THIS?
HUSH, SWEET BABY!
THIS?
HUSH, SWEET BABY!
YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I
HUSH, SWEET BABY!
YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I
GET DONE WITH YOU!
YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I
GET DONE WITH YOU!
THAT'S A PROMISE.
GET DONE WITH YOU!
THAT'S A PROMISE.
WHOO-HOO, YEAH!
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, YEAH.
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING.
OH, YEAH, BABY.
I'M HUNGRY.
CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD?
BULLSHIT.
CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD?
BULLSHIT.
YOU'RE PARANOID.
BULLSHIT.
YOU'RE PARANOID.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE PARANOID.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD BE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD BE.
YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND
YOU SHOULD BE.
YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND
DIE ALREADY!
YOU KNOW, JUST FUCK OFF AND
DIE ALREADY!
AGAIN!
DIE ALREADY!
AGAIN!
SORRY I ASKED.
OOH!
YEAH!
OH!
YEAH!
OH!
WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?
OH!
WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ME.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ME.
I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER
ABOUT ME.
I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER
WEASEL.
I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER
WEASEL.
CAN WE GAG HIM?
WEASEL.
CAN WE GAG HIM?
I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH
CAN WE GAG HIM?
I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH
HIM.
I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH
HIM.
OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE
HIM.
OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE
THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!
OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE
THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]
THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]
GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]
GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A
GOOD IDEA.
GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A
GOOD IDEA.
THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.
GOOD IDEA.
THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.
SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE
THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.
SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE
YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR
SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE
YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR
LEG AGAIN.
YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR
LEG AGAIN.
GREAT.
LEG AGAIN.
GREAT.
[ SIGHS ]
GREAT.
[ SIGHS ]
STAY IN THE CAR.
[ SIGHS ]
STAY IN THE CAR.
[ CAR BEEPING ]
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
YOU TELL US.
WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?
YOU TELL US.
WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?
[ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
[ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A
PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A
PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
AND GAS MONEY.
PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
AND GAS MONEY.
BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.
AND GAS MONEY.
BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.
YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.
BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.
YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE WELL, I'M SORRY.
WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE DRUGS.
WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE DRUGS.
YOU DO NOW.
DRUGS.
YOU DO NOW.
WHAT?!
YOU DO NOW.
WHAT?!
IS THAT A REAL GUN?
WHAT?!
IS THAT A REAL GUN?
YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.
IS THAT A REAL GUN?
YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.
LET ME SEE IT.
YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.
LET ME SEE IT.
NO!
LET ME SEE IT.
NO!
THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S
NO!
THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S
REAL?
THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S
REAL?
I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D
REAL?
I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D
LIKE.
I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D
LIKE.
PLEASE!
LIKE.
PLEASE!
SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.
PLEASE!
SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.
YES, I DO.
SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.
YES, I DO.
I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
YES, I DO.
I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE
I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE
GEEK SQUAD.
PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THE
GEEK SQUAD.
OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.
GEEK SQUAD.
OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.
PUT THE GUN AWAY.
OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.
PUT THE GUN AWAY.
NO.
PUT THE GUN AWAY.
NO.
SHE STARTED IT.
NO.
SHE STARTED IT.
AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.
SHE STARTED IT.
AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH
AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH
FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH
FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS SEMESTER.
FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS SEMESTER.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
SEMESTER.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
WAIT!
SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
WAIT!
WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.
WAIT!
WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
PLUS INTEREST.
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
PLUS INTEREST.
FINE.
PLUS INTEREST.
FINE.
HE'S HALLUCINATING.
FINE.
HE'S HALLUCINATING.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S HALLUCINATING.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
ON TWO CONDITIONS.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
ON TWO CONDITIONS.
ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.
ON TWO CONDITIONS.
ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.
AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY
ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.
AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY
FROM US AGAIN.
AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY
FROM US AGAIN.
WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?
FROM US AGAIN.
WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
BUSINESS.
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
BUSINESS.
LOOK.
BUSINESS.
LOOK.
OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD
LOOK.
OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD
BATCH.
OUR SUPPLIER GAVE US A BAD
BATCH.
THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
BATCH.
THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
TIME.
THAT SHIT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
TIME.
WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT.
TIME.
WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT.
DEAL?
WE'LL MAKE THIS SHIT RIGHT.
DEAL?
OKAY, FINE.
DEAL?
OKAY, FINE.
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
OKAY, FINE.
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
A COLLEGE PARTY WITH A LAME
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
A COLLEGE PARTY WITH A LAME
FAVORS IS PRETTY BORING.
HEY, SO, IS THAT A REAL GUN?
NO.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
NO.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
YEAH, IT DOES.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
YEAH, IT DOES.
I'M CURIOUS.
YEAH, IT DOES.
I'M CURIOUS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
I'M CURIOUS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
HAD REAL GUNS?
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
HAD REAL GUNS?
YEAH.
HAD REAL GUNS?
YEAH.
HMM.
YEAH.
HMM.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
HMM.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
YEAH. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
ANYTHING?
VOICE MAIL.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
VOICE MAIL.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.
IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.
IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' WE?
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' WE?
NO.
WE?
NO.
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
NO.
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
ISN'T THAT A SEA ANIMAL?
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
ISN'T THAT A SEA ANIMAL?
I'M SO SCREWED.
NO.
I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
LEFT.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
LEFT.
[ LAUGHS ]
LEFT.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS? COME ON.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS? COME ON.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
IT WAS? COME ON.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
N-NO.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
N-NO.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH.
N-NO.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW
I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I
WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY
WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I
WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY
MONEY.
WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU MY
MONEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RUMORS.
MY PARENTS HAD MONEY BUT LIKE
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MY PARENTS HAD MONEY BUT LIKE
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MEANS.
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MEANS.
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
MEANS.
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE.
A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE.
WHY DID I DO THIS?!
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE.
WHY DID I DO THIS?!
HEY...
WHY DID I DO THIS?!
HEY...
LOOK.
HEY...
LOOK.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
LOOK.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS.
I PROMISE.
THIS.
I PROMISE.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
I PROMISE.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
REQUEST.
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
REQUEST.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
REQUEST.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
NO, WE HAVE TO.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
NO, WE HAVE TO.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
NO, WE HAVE TO.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
BUSINESS.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
BUSINESS.
WHAT BUSINESS?
BUSINESS.
WHAT BUSINESS?
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
I'LL GET IT.
[ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA
MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR
[ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA
MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR
NIPPLES.
MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR
NIPPLES.
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
NIPPLES.
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
TIME.
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
TIME.
YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.
TIME.
YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA FOOL!
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA FOOL!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
FOOL!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT?
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT?
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
THAT?
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
RESPECT!
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
RESPECT!
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
RESPECT!
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK
EYE?
WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK
EYE?
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
EYE?
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
SINCE WHEN?
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
SINCE WHEN?
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE
SINCE WHEN?
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
GAME?
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
GAME?
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
GAME?
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
[ CHUCKLES ]
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING
THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING
THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF
COLLEGE.
THIS SHIT TILL YOU GOT OUT OF
COLLEGE.
YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION
COLLEGE.
YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION
TO UPHOLD.
YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION
TO UPHOLD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS TO UPHOLD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS CONSULTED ME.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS CONSULTED ME.
WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
CONSULTED ME.
WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE DOING THAT WELL.
WELL, SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE DOING THAT WELL.
YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN
WERE DOING THAT WELL.
YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN
THIS ECONOMY.
YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN
THIS ECONOMY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
THIS ECONOMY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE
YEAH, EXACTLY.
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE
WAY?
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE
WAY?
[ SNORTS ]
WAY?
[ SNORTS ]
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
[ SNORTS ]
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
ANYMORE.
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
ANYMORE.
HA HA!
ANYMORE.
HA HA!
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
HA HA!
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
BOBBY?
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
BOBBY?
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
BOBBY?
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR
FIRST-TIMERS.
THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR
FIRST-TIMERS.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
FIRST-TIMERS.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
LESSON LEARNED.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
LESSON LEARNED.
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD
LESSON LEARNED.
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD
GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD
GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY
GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY
'SHROOMS.
INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY
'SHROOMS.
WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU
'SHROOMS.
WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU
HAVE, ANYWAY.
WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU
HAVE, ANYWAY.
IS IT A CHEMICAL?
HAVE, ANYWAY.
IS IT A CHEMICAL?
NO.
IS IT A CHEMICAL?
NO.
HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?
NO.
HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?
KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.
HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?
KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.
DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY
KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.
DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY
CLEARANCE?
DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY
CLEARANCE?
TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CLEARANCE?
TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I IS EXACTLY.
TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I IS EXACTLY.
MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE
IS EXACTLY.
MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE
HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.
MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE
HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
OLD COWBOY SECRET.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
OLD COWBOY SECRET.
NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE
OLD COWBOY SECRET.
NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE
FORMULA ONLINE.
NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE
FORMULA ONLINE.
AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE
FORMULA ONLINE.
AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE
COWS?
AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE
COWS?
DIARRHEA.
COWS?
DIARRHEA.
NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.
DIARRHEA.
NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.
MAKES SENSE.
NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.
MAKES SENSE.
YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD
MAKES SENSE.
YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD
GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD
GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.
[ SCOFFS ]
GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL.
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL.
I WILL SOON.
NO MORE RETURNS, ONLY EXCHANGES.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN?
IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU
MAN?
IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU
TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW
IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU
TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW
DAYS.
TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW
DAYS.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.
DAYS.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
THE INTERNET.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
THE INTERNET.
THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE
THE INTERNET.
THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE
ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.
THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE
ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.
I DON'T KNOW.
ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD
IDEA.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD
IDEA.
IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.
IDEA.
IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS
ABOUT?
IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS
TO BE SAFE.
IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS
TO BE SAFE.
THERE.
TO BE SAFE.
THERE.
THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.
THERE.
THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.
MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A
THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.
MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A
COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...
MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A
COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...
HMM.
COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...
HMM.
AND THAT ONE.
HMM.
AND THAT ONE.
OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO.
AND THAT ONE.
OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WELL...WHO'S READY TO GO
SHOPPING?
[ SIGHS ]
SHOPPING?
[ SIGHS ]
[ INHALES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ INHALES ]
WHAT DO WE DO?
[ INHALES ]
WHAT DO WE DO?
YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE
WHAT DO WE DO?
YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE
BLUE CRYSTALS.
YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE
BLUE CRYSTALS.
ALL 15 POUNDS?
BLUE CRYSTALS.
ALL 15 POUNDS?
HMM.
ALL 15 POUNDS?
HMM.
THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
HMM.
THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
WHAT DO I DO?
THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
WHAT DO I DO?
UH, HERE.
WHAT DO I DO?
UH, HERE.
TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH UH, HERE.
TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE
TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE
SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.
HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE
SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.
NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.
NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO ANYWHERE?
NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO ANYWHERE?
YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.
ANYWHERE?
YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.
YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.
OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.
OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING
ANY COFFEE.
THEY LOOK LEGIT.
THEY DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?
I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?
I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON
WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.
I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON
WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.
HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?
WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.
HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?
LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.
HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?
LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.
[ LAUGHS ]
LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.
[ LAUGHS ]
VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.
THROW IT OUT.
VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.
THROW IT OUT.
YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.
THROW IT OUT.
YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA IN MY PRIME.
I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA IN MY PRIME.
OKAY.
IN MY PRIME.
OKAY.
WHO'S FIRST?
OKAY.
WHO'S FIRST?
ME.
WHO'S FIRST?
ME.
TAKE IT EASY.
ME.
TAKE IT EASY.
LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.
TAKE IT EASY.
LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.
[ SNORTING ]
LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.
[ SNORTING ]
HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE
[ SNORTING ]
HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE
THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!
HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE
THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!
VINNY, VINNY, HEY!
THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!
VINNY, VINNY, HEY!
OH.
VINNY, VINNY, HEY!
OH.
YOU OKAY?
OH.
YOU OKAY?
PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT?
YOU OKAY?
PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT?
[ ALL LAUGH ]
OH, YEAH.
OOH!
LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?
OOH!
LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?
OKAY.
LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?
OKAY.
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?
OKAY.
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?
SQUAT THRUSTS.
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?
SQUAT THRUSTS.
I LOVE THEM.
SQUAT THRUSTS.
I LOVE THEM.
THEY LOVE YOU!
I LOVE THEM.
THEY LOVE YOU!
THIS IS CRAZY.
THEY LOVE YOU!
THIS IS CRAZY.
I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP
THIS IS CRAZY.
I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP
BEFORE.
I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP
BEFORE.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING
BEFORE.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING
OUT.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING
OUT.
I LOVE THIS SHIT!
OUT.
I LOVE THIS SHIT!
WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL
I LOVE THIS SHIT!
WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL
THEM TO ATHLETES.
WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL
THEM TO ATHLETES.
THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A
THEM TO ATHLETES.
THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A
TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE
THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A
TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE
OLYMPICS.
TEST FOR THIS SHIT IN THE
OLYMPICS.
YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?
OLYMPICS.
YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?
YEAH.
YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
EVERYTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
EVERYTHING.
DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?
EVERYTHING.
DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?
YEAH.
DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?
YEAH.
I LOVE TO READ.
YEAH.
I LOVE TO READ.
READING IS FUN.
I LOVE TO READ.
READING IS FUN.
LEARNING IS FUN.
READING IS FUN.
LEARNING IS FUN.
I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF
LEARNING IS FUN.
I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF
BOOKS!
I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF
BOOKS!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS BOOKS!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS SAID?
DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS SAID?
WHAT?
SAID?
WHAT?
THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING
WHAT?
THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING
STUDY AID, TOO.
THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING
STUDY AID, TOO.
I FUCKING LOVE IT!
STUDY AID, TOO.
I FUCKING LOVE IT!
WHERE'S MELISSA?
I FUCKING LOVE IT!
WHERE'S MELISSA?
I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS
WHERE'S MELISSA?
I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS
MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS
MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.
SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.
MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.
SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.
KAMA-KAMA-CHI.
SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.
KAMA-KAMA-CHI.
YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.
KAMA-KAMA-CHI.
YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.
BE WHO YOU WANT TO.
YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.
BE WHO YOU WANT TO.
WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.
BE WHO YOU WANT TO.
WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.
[ GASPS ]
WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.
[ GASPS ]
IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE
[ GASPS ]
IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE
SOMETHING!
IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE
SOMETHING!
MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.
SOMETHING!
MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.
COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR
MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.
COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR
ME?
COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR
ME?
OKAY.
ME?
OKAY.
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY
OKAY.
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY
HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY
HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.
WELCOME, KORAMA!
HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.
WELCOME, KORAMA!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
WELCOME, KORAMA!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
HOLY SHIT!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
HOLY SHIT!
I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!
HOLY SHIT!
I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT!
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
MOVE IT!
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
YOU'RE THE MAN.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
YOU'RE THE MAN.
NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
YOU'RE THE MAN.
NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
I AM THE MAN!
NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.
I AM THE MAN!
YOU ARE THE MAN!
I AM THE MAN!
YOU ARE THE MAN!
AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!
YOU ARE THE MAN!
AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!
OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.
AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!
OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.
WITH WHAT?
OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.
WITH WHAT?
I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.
WITH WHAT?
I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.
WHERE ARE THEY?
I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.
WHERE ARE THEY?
IN THE KITCHEN.
WHERE ARE THEY?
IN THE KITCHEN.
I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.
IN THE KITCHEN.
I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.
GREAT.
I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.
GREAT.
UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
GREAT.
UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING?
UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING?
WORKING OUT.
GUYS DOING?
WORKING OUT.
WANT TO COME?
WORKING OUT.
WANT TO COME?
THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS.
WANT TO COME?
THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS.
GOOD GAME!
HEY, GUYS, DO YOU KNOW --
VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOU TO HAPPEN.
VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOU TO HAPPEN.
THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.
TO HAPPEN.
THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.
[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?
THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.
[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?
THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER.
[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?
THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER.
DID SOMEONE SAY, "CUCKOO"?
LET'S DO SOME MORE.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH!
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
MORE!
REALLY?
YEAH!
REALLY?
YEAH!
I'M TOO TIRED.
YEAH!
I'M TOO TIRED.
LAY DOWN.
LET'S DO IT.
HERE? ARE YOU SURE?
CAN YOU GET IT UP?
HERE? ARE YOU SURE?
CAN YOU GET IT UP?
OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.
CAN YOU GET IT UP?
OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.
YEAH.
OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.
YEAH.
[ PANTING ]
YEAH.
[ PANTING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
[ PANTING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
PERFECT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
PERFECT.
I'M SO EXCITED.
PERFECT.
I'M SO EXCITED.
REALLY?
I'M SO EXCITED.
REALLY?
YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY
REALLY?
YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY
FAST.
YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY
FAST.
IT IS!
FAST.
IT IS!
OH, COME ON, KARA!
IT IS!
OH, COME ON, KARA!
[ SIGHS ]
OH, COME ON, KARA!
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.
BABY?
YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.
BABY?
[ GRUNTS ]
IS SHE OKAY?
NO!
I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,
NO!
I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,
NOW.
I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,
NOW.
IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.
NOW.
IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.
SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.
IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.
SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.
OH, MAN!
SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.
OH, MAN!
HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS
OH, MAN!
HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS
HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.
HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS
HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.
UM...COME GET IN THE CAR.
HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.
UM...COME GET IN THE CAR.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE TESTED
ON ANIMALS.
THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL.
ON ANIMALS.
THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL.
NO, IT'S NOT.
THAT'S JUST FUCKING EVIL.
NO, IT'S NOT.
GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
NO, IT'S NOT.
GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO
GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO
THE HOSPITAL.
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO
THE HOSPITAL.
WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?
THE HOSPITAL.
WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO
WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO
JAIL.
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO
JAIL.
BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.
JAIL.
BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.
BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.
OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.
OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE
OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE
PSYCHIC?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE
PSYCHIC?
WE HAVE TO BURY HER.
PSYCHIC?
WE HAVE TO BURY HER.
I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER
WE HAVE TO BURY HER.
I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER
SIDE.
I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER
SIDE.
IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!
SIDE.
IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!
I CALL BULLSHIT.
IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!
I CALL BULLSHIT.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL
I CALL BULLSHIT.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL
LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL
LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?
IS IT JUST ME?
LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?
IS IT JUST ME?
OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW
IS IT JUST ME?
OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER
OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER
THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.
SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER
THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.
SO, WE BURIED HER."
THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.
SO, WE BURIED HER."
WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO SO, WE BURIED HER."
WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.
WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.
WHERE?
HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.
WHERE?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHERE?
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M DONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M DONE.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
I'M DONE.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.
AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.
I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.
AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.
THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY
AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.
THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY
OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY
THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY
OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY
OUR ANIMALS.
OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY
OUR ANIMALS.
NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.
OUR ANIMALS.
NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE
NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE
WANTS?
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE
WANTS?
ABSOLUTELY.
WANTS?
ABSOLUTELY.
NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!
ABSOLUTELY.
NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.
NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT!
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT!
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
TALKING ABOUT!
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?
IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?
IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.
W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING
IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.
W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING
FOR HER?
W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING
FOR HER?
THEY WON'T.
FOR HER?
THEY WON'T.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY WON'T.
[ LAUGHS ]
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.
[ LAUGHS ]
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.
DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.
DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DON'T YOU CARE?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DON'T YOU CARE?
OF COURSE I DO.
DON'T YOU CARE?
OF COURSE I DO.
I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING
OF COURSE I DO.
I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING
HIGH RIGHT NOW.
I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY FUCKING
HIGH RIGHT NOW.
I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME
HIGH RIGHT NOW.
I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME
DOWN.
I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME
DOWN.
[ LAUGHS ]
DOWN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO BE SCREWING WITH US.
DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO BE SCREWING WITH US.
IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND
BE SCREWING WITH US.
IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND
HIM A COMPUTER VIRUS.
HEY.
YOU GUYS HERE?
JACKPOT.
I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND
I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND
OUT.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?
YEAH.
ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?
YEAH.
I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO
YEAH.
I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO
DO MORE.
I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO
DO MORE.
I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR
DO MORE.
I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR
KARA?
I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR
KARA?
HI, BABY.
KARA?
HI, BABY.
I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON
HI, BABY.
I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON
YOU...
I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON
YOU...
EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF
YOU...
EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF
COURSE.
EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF
COURSE.
TOUCHING.
COURSE.
TOUCHING.
THANK YOU.
TOUCHING.
THANK YOU.
LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF
THANK YOU.
LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF
SILENCE FOR HER.
LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF
SILENCE FOR HER.
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO
THIS SHIT IS GREAT!
NOO-NOO
THIS SHIT IS GREAT!
DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!
THIS SHIT IS GREAT!
DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
NOO-NOO-NOO
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?
PARTY PEOPLE
DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?
PARTY PEOPLE
NO.
PARTY PEOPLE
NO.
BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.
NO.
BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.
HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?
BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.
HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?
A LOT!
HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?
A LOT!
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
A LOT!
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.
NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO
I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
WAIT?
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
WAIT?
DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
WAIT?
DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.
DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.
YEAH, EXACTLY!
MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.
YEAH, EXACTLY!
I WANT MORE, TOO.
YEAH, EXACTLY!
I WANT MORE, TOO.
YEAH. VINNY?
I WANT MORE, TOO.
YEAH. VINNY?
SURE, I'LL DO MORE.
YEAH. VINNY?
SURE, I'LL DO MORE.
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
SURE, I'LL DO MORE.
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?
IT DIDN'T!
WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?
IT DIDN'T!
KARA DID TOO MUCH.
IT DIDN'T!
KARA DID TOO MUCH.
SHE ALWAYS DID TOO MUCH.
[ SNIFFLING ]
WELL, THAT'S IT.
WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE.
I CAN'T.
WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE.
I CAN'T.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY
I CAN'T.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY
LITTER.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY
LITTER.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND
LITTER.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND
STONE?
THEY'RE DEAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
THIS GUY'S GOT A LITTLE MEAT ON
HIS BONES.
HEY, GUYS?
WHAT?
KARA'S...MISSING.
WHAT?
KARA'S...MISSING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S
KARA'S...MISSING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S
MISSING?
THIS IS CRAZY.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD STEAL HER
BODY?
WHO THE FUCK WOULD STEAL HER
BODY?
ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND
BODY?
ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND
HERE?
ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND
HERE?
OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
HERE?
OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG
OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG
THINGS UP.
BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG
THINGS UP.
WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER
THINGS UP.
WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER
DEEP ENOUGH.
WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER
DEEP ENOUGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
DEEP ENOUGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ WHIMPERS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO BE SAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO BE SAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, COME ON, MAN.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOME.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOME.
I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
HOME.
I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR
BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES
I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR
BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES
DON'T GET YOU FIRST.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
STUPID!
UNBELIEVABLE.
STUPID!
UNBELIEVABLE.
KARA.
UNBELIEVABLE.
KARA.
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
KARA.
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
[ GROWLS ]
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHOA!
OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
[ GROWLING ]
OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
[ GROWLING ]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
[ GROWLING ]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
I CAN'T.
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
I CAN'T.
WHY NOT?!
I CAN'T.
WHY NOT?!
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
WHY NOT?!
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
COME ON.
EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
COME ON.
NO, NO, VINNY!
COME ON.
NO, NO, VINNY!
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
NO, NO, VINNY!
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
YOU.
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
YOU.
I'LL DO IT.
YOU.
I'LL DO IT.
NO!
I'LL DO IT.
NO!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE
NO!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
IT'S THE STUFF.
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
IT'S THE STUFF.
IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S THE STUFF.
IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.
IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.
[ GROWLS ]
IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.
[ GROWLS ]
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
[ GROWLS ]
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
YES.
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
YES.
OH!
YES.
OH!
LOOK.
OH!
LOOK.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
LOOK.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
HOUSE.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
HOUSE.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
HOUSE.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
SHE LOVES ME.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
SHE LOVES ME.
GO!
SHE LOVES ME.
GO!
COME ON.
GO!
COME ON.
I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
[ GROWLS ]
BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EA ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EA ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S THE DRUGS.
ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S THE DRUGS.
[ ROARS ]
IT'S THE DRUGS.
[ ROARS ]
COME ON.
[ ROARS ]
COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
REACTION.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
REACTION.
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS REACTION.
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS LAY DOWN?
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS LAY DOWN?
TAKE A NAP?
LAY DOWN?
TAKE A NAP?
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
TAKE A NAP?
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
AAH!
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
AAH!
AAHHH!
AAH!
AAHHH!
OH, MY GOD, THIS SUCKS!
AAHHH!
OH, MY GOD, THIS SUCKS!
AAHHH!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THE
DRUGS?
IT HAS TO BE.
DRUGS?
IT HAS TO BE.
I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL
IT HAS TO BE.
I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
AIMLESSLY?
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
AIMLESSLY?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
AIMLESSLY?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
ZOMBIES?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
ZOMBIES?
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
ZOMBIES?
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[ SQUEALS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[ SQUEALS ]
OPEN THE DOOR!
[ SQUEALS ]
OPEN THE DOOR!
WHY?!
OPEN THE DOOR!
WHY?!
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY?!
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
ABOUT WHAT?!
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
ABOUT WHAT?!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
ABOUT WHAT?!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
WE CAN'T!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
WE CAN'T!
THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE!
WE CAN'T!
THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
ZOMBIES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
ZOMBIES.
SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?
SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?
CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE
PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?
CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE
THEM.
CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE
THEM.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THEM.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I HEARD THAT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I HEARD THAT!
YOU RIPPED US OFF!
I HEARD THAT!
YOU RIPPED US OFF!
HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S --
YOU RIPPED US OFF!
HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S --
JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S --
JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE EATEN!
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE EATEN!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
EATEN!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
JIMMY, JIMMY.
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
JIMMY, JIMMY.
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
JIMMY, JIMMY.
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
ONE...
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
ONE...
TWO...
ONE...
TWO...
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
TWO...
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
WHAT?
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
WHAT?
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
OKAY.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
OKAY.
I SWEAR.
OKAY.
I SWEAR.
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
I SWEAR.
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES,
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES,
YOU WON'T KILL US?
AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES,
YOU WON'T KILL US?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU WON'T KILL US?
[ LAUGHS ]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
[ LAUGHS ]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.
IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE
ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.
IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE
WON'T KILL YOU.
IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE
WON'T KILL YOU.
WE WON'T KILL YOU.
WON'T KILL YOU.
WE WON'T KILL YOU.
NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
WE WON'T KILL YOU.
NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
SHIT. WHAT THE HELL?
NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
SHIT. WHAT THE HELL?
HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!
SHIT. WHAT THE HELL?
HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!
HEY! HEY!
HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!
HEY! HEY!
GET OFF HIM!
HEY! HEY!
GET OFF HIM!
GET OFF! GET OFF!
GET OFF HIM!
GET OFF! GET OFF!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO
GET OFF! GET OFF!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO
HIM?
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO
HIM?
EATING HIM.
HIM?
EATING HIM.
GET IN!
EATING HIM.
GET IN!
OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!
GET IN!
OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!
ZOMBIES!
OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!
ZOMBIES!
LIKE IN THE MOVIES?
ZOMBIES!
LIKE IN THE MOVIES?
NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.
LIKE IN THE MOVIES?
NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.
IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A
NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.
IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A
SMARTASS?
IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A
SMARTASS?
YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
SMARTASS?
YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?
YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?
THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?
THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL
BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.
THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL
BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.
NOT MY DRUGS.
BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.
NOT MY DRUGS.
WHY DID YOU SCREW US?
NOT MY DRUGS.
WHY DID YOU SCREW US?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE
WHY DID YOU SCREW US?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE
REAL THING?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE
REAL THING?
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.
REAL THING?
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.
SERIOUSLY?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH, SERIOUSLY!
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH, SERIOUSLY!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS YEAH, SERIOUSLY!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A
GOOD REFERENCE.
ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A
GOOD REFERENCE.
[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?
GOOD REFERENCE.
[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR
[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR
SHIT.
I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR
SHIT.
SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL
SHIT.
SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL
STUFF.
SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL
STUFF.
OH.
STUFF.
OH.
IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.
OH.
IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.
WHERE IS IT?
IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.
WHERE IS IT?
WHY?!
WHERE IS IT?
WHY?!
IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA
WHY?!
IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA
DIE HIGH.
IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA
DIE HIGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
DIE HIGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
IT'S IN MY CAR.
[ WHIMPERS ]
IT'S IN MY CAR.
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
IT'S IN MY CAR.
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE
I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE
SAFE.
WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE
SAFE.
BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!
SAFE.
BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!
WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?
BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!
WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?
YEAH.
WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?
YEAH.
WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.
YEAH.
WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.
GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR
WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.
GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR
STUFF.
GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR
STUFF.
LOOK.
STUFF.
LOOK.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.
LOOK.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.
MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUS YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.
MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUS ISSUES.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
BUDDY?
OH, SHIT!
WHO'S HIGHER?
IS THIS A CONTEST?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO
IS THIS A CONTEST?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO
SHOULD DRIVE.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO
SHOULD DRIVE.
LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE
SHOULD DRIVE.
LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE
ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.
LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE
ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.
OKAY.
ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.
OKAY.
GO!
OKAY.
GO!
Both: "Z," "Y"...
GO!
Both: "Z," "Y"...
DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE
Both: "Z," "Y"...
DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE
"Y"?
DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE
"Y"?
I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.
"Y"?
I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.
WHO CARES?
I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.
WHO CARES?
YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.
WHO CARES?
YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.
AAHHH!
YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.
AAHHH!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
AAHHH!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC!
IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M
I HATE MY FUCKING MECHANIC!
IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M
SUING HIM.
IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M
SUING HIM.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ HISSES ]
ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD
KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A
ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD
KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A
GIRL --
KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A
GIRL --
[ GROWLS ]
WELL, THAT WAS STUPID!
OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.
GOOD -- VERY GOOD.
LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.
GOOD -- VERY GOOD.
[ COUGHS ]
GOOD -- VERY GOOD.
[ COUGHS ]
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ COUGHS ]
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MY NOSE IS BURNING.
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MY NOSE IS BURNING.
OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!
MY NOSE IS BURNING.
OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!
OOH.
OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!
OOH.
I THINK...
OOH.
I THINK...
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
I THINK...
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.
OH!
I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.
OH!
YOU OKAY?
OH!
YOU OKAY?
OH, MY GOD.
YOU OKAY?
OH, MY GOD.
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.
OH, MY GOD.
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.
VINNY, COME ON!
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.
VINNY, COME ON!
YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
VINNY, COME ON!
YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
PLEASE!
YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
PLEASE!
SPEAK TO ME!
PLEASE!
SPEAK TO ME!
[ GROANS ]
SPEAK TO ME!
[ GROANS ]
THERE YOU ARE!
[ GROANS ]
THERE YOU ARE!
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
THERE YOU ARE!
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
DON'T BOTHER.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
DON'T BOTHER.
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.
DON'T BOTHER.
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.
YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.
YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL
THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,
I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL
THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,
BROTHER.
THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,
BROTHER.
THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,
BROTHER.
THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,
RIGHT?
THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,
RIGHT?
[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]
RIGHT?
[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]
HMM...
[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]
HMM...
WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS HMM...
WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM
WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM
ETERNAL DAMNATION.
CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM
ETERNAL DAMNATION.
BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN ETERNAL DAMNATION.
BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN THAT CHANCE.
BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN THAT CHANCE.
DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?
OKAY.
BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND
SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO
BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND
SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO
LONGER DO DRUGS."
SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO
LONGER DO DRUGS."
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
LONGER DO DRUGS."
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.
OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,
BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.
OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,
OKAY?
OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. DO IT.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. DO IT.
GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!
ALL RIGHT. DO IT.
GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!
NOW REMEMBER.
GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!
NOW REMEMBER.
NO MORE CHANCES.
NOW REMEMBER.
NO MORE CHANCES.
YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?
NO MORE CHANCES.
YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?
[ GASPS ]
YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?
[ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
OH, GOOD.
[ PANTING ]
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
OH.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
OH.
[ PANTING ]
DID KARA DIE?
NO.
WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...
NO.
WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...
AT FIRST, ANYWAY.
WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...
AT FIRST, ANYWAY.
BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO
AT FIRST, ANYWAY.
BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO
YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND
BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO
YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND
BURYING PEOPLE.
YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND
BURYING PEOPLE.
IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...
BURYING PEOPLE.
IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...
UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.
IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...
UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.
FREAKED OUT?
UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.
FREAKED OUT?
YEAH.
FREAKED OUT?
YEAH.
SORT OF.
YEAH.
SORT OF.
LOOK AT VINNY!
SORT OF.
LOOK AT VINNY!
YOU'RE THE MAN!
LOOK AT VINNY!
YOU'RE THE MAN!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!
YOU'RE THE MAN!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
RELAX!
GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!
RELAX!
LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
RELAX!
LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
HE'S SMILING.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
HE'S SMILING.
THERE YOU GO, VINNY!
HE'S SMILING.
THERE YOU GO, VINNY!
[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...
THERE YOU GO, VINNY!
[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...
DRUGS!
[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...
DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?
[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!
WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?
MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD
WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?
MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD
STUFF.
MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD
STUFF.
MAX AND STONE TOOK THE
STUFF.
MAX AND STONE TOOK THE
ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY
MAX AND STONE TOOK THE
ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY
PARTY.
ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY
PARTY.
IT WAS A SMASH!
PARTY.
IT WAS A SMASH!
REALLY?
IT WAS A SMASH!
REALLY?
SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A
REALLY?
SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A
BAD REACTION?
SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A
BAD REACTION?
SO FAR.
BAD REACTION?
SO FAR.
Oh.
SO FAR.
Oh.
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID
Oh.
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID
OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID
OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME
MORE OF THAT OXY.
OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME
MORE OF THAT OXY.
NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.
MORE OF THAT OXY.
NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.
I'M ENJOYING IT.
NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.
I'M ENJOYING IT.
BABE, WE NEED TO STAR I'M ENJOYING IT.
BABE, WE NEED TO STAR TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD.
BABE, WE NEED TO STAR TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD.
HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
TREATING THAT SHIT LIKE GOLD.
HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS NIGHT!
YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS NIGHT!
YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.
NIGHT!
YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.
IT'S KILLER.
YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.
IT'S KILLER.
THIS STUFF IS KILLER.
IT'S KILLER.
THIS STUFF IS KILLER.
THERE'S NO END TO THE
THIS STUFF IS KILLER.
THERE'S NO END TO THE
POSSIBILITIES.
THERE'S NO END TO THE
POSSIBILITIES.
[ SNIFFS ]
POSSIBILITIES.
[ SNIFFS ]
UGH!
[ SNIFFS ]
UGH!
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
UGH!
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
SECRET INGREDIENT.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
SECRET INGREDIENT.
USED KITTY LITTER.
SECRET INGREDIENT.
USED KITTY LITTER.
I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE
USED KITTY LITTER.
I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE
HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.
I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE
HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.
No.
HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.
No.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.
No.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.
NOT NOW.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.
NOT NOW.
HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR
NOT NOW.
HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR
A SECOND?
HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR
A SECOND?
YEAH, I --
A SECOND?
YEAH, I --
HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I YEAH, I --
HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I ANOTHER TIME?
HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I ANOTHER TIME?
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
ANOTHER TIME?
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
WHOLE PROCESS HERE.
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
WHOLE PROCESS HERE.
WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.
WHOLE PROCESS HERE.
WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.
COOL?
WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.
COOL?
ALL RIGHT.
COOL?
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, VINNY?
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, VINNY?
COOL, MAN.
HEY, VINNY?
COOL, MAN.
COOL.
COOL, MAN.
COOL.
YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
WAIT!
WAIT UP.
WAIT!
WAIT UP.
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
WAIT UP.
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO
WHERE I'M GOING.
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO
WHERE I'M GOING.
REHAB.
WHERE I'M GOING.
REHAB.
[ CHUCKLES ]
REHAB.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF
EXPERIENCE.
LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF
EXPERIENCE.
I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.
EXPERIENCE.
I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.
I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.
I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.
I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.
ME TOO.
I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.
ME TOO.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN
ME TOO.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN
THERE?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN
THERE?
A FEW.
THERE?
A FEW.
LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.
A FEW.
LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.
LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.
YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.
YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.
IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.
YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.
IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.
AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE
IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.
AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE
REPOSSESSED.
AND MY CAR'S ABOUT TO BE
REPOSSESSED.
I'M A FREE WOMAN.
REPOSSESSED.
I'M A FREE WOMAN.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR
I'M A FREE WOMAN.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR
BOYFRIEND?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR
BOYFRIEND?
LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE
BOYFRIEND?
LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE
THERE, TOO.
LAST TIME I HEARD, HE'LL BE
THERE, TOO.
COOL.
THERE, TOO.
COOL.
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.
COOL.
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.
ME TOO.
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.
ME TOO.
GET IN HERE.
ME TOO.
GET IN HERE.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
ARE WE DOING THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A SECOND
BUT IT SEEMS
IT WAS ONLY A SECOND
BUT IT SEEMS
LIKE A LIFETIME AGO
BUT IT SEEMS
LIKE A LIFETIME AGO
NO TURNING BACK.
LIKE A LIFETIME AGO
NO TURNING BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
NO TURNING BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
ALL RIGHT.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY
TO GO
...WITH STILL SUCH A LONG WAY
TO GO
WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES
TO GO
WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES
WON'T YOU PUT ME
WHEN I'M OUT OF APOLOGIES
WON'T YOU PUT ME
OUT OF YOUR MISERY?
WON'T YOU PUT ME
OUT OF YOUR MISERY?
CAN'T BELIEVE
OUT OF YOUR MISERY?
CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I BOUGHT IT
CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I BOUGHT IT
[ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ]
THAT I BOUGHT IT
[ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ]
BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
[ EXPLOSION, GLASS SHATTERS ]
BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
THAT HURT.
BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?
THAT HURT.
I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON' THAT HURT.
I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON' BELONG TOGETHER.
I GUESS THOSE TWO THINGS DON' BELONG TOGETHER.
OH!
BELONG TOGETHER.
OH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHOA-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-OH-OH
WHOA-OH-WHOA OH-OH-OH
NOTHING TO MISS
AT A TIME LIKE NOW,
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
AT A TIME LIKE NOW,
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
SO COME ON
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
SO COME ON
LET'S GO
SO COME ON
LET'S GO
ARE YOU IN OR OUT?
LET'S GO
ARE YOU IN OR OUT?
WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
ARE YOU IN OR OUT?
WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
WON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR MOVING ON
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR MOVING ON
WHEN PART OF YOU'S
FOR MOVING ON
WHEN PART OF YOU'S
ALREADY GONE
WHEN PART OF YOU'S
ALREADY GONE
AND I STILL REMEMBER
ALREADY GONE
AND I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
AND I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
IT'S YOU AND ME
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
AND HERE WE GO
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
THE PAST BEGINS
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW
THE PAST BEGINS
IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW
YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE
IT'S SO GOOD TO KNOW
YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE
IN A PLACE CALLED HOME
YOU CAN FEEL SO STRANGE
IN A PLACE CALLED HOME
IT REMINDS ME OF
IN A PLACE CALLED HOME
IT REMINDS ME OF
WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU,
IT REMINDS ME OF
WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU,
MY LOVE
WAYS I DISAPPOINTED YOU,
MY LOVE
AND WITH ALL THIS TIME
MY LOVE
AND WITH ALL THIS TIME
TO KILL,
AND WITH ALL THIS TIME
TO KILL,
IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT,
TO KILL,
IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT,
I WILL
IF I CAN MAKE THIS RIGHT,
I WILL
AND I STILL REMEMBER
I WILL
AND I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
AND I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
IT'S YOU AND ME
EVERY WORD YOU SAID
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
AND HERE WE GO
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
THE PAST BEGINS
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
WITH NOTHING TO REMIND US
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THIS BEGINNING HAS NO END
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
THIS IS WHERE
THE PAST BEGINS
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFEC THE PAST BEGINS
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFEC JUST A LITTLE BIT,
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PERFEC JUST A LITTLE BIT,
JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER
JUST A LITTLE BIT,
JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER
AND A LITTLE FARTHER
JUST A LITTLE BIT C-C-CLOSER
AND A LITTLE FARTHER
FROM
AND A LITTLE FARTHER
FROM
SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS
FROM
SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS
IT'S YOU AND ME
SIMPLE COMPLICATIONS
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
IT'S YOU AND ME
AND HERE WE GO
THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US