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See that pretty face of yours.
Mmmm.
I used to have a pretty face too.
Then I met this girl named Mary.
You know how that goes.
Please.
Yeah.
No.
Women!
Hello?
Who is it?
Hello?
Boo!
Oh.
Holy shit.
You fucking scared the shit out of me.
You should have seen your face.
Oh man up, we've got one to drink.
Thanks.
Bravo, you're fucking
giving me a heart attack.
When did you get back?
Like an hour ago.
Thought I'd stop by and see
my favorite gimpy friend.
Is that okay?
Next time, text me, asshole.
Who loves wine, wine, wine, wine
I love wine
Who loves wine, wine, wine, wine
I love wine, wine, wine, wine
Take off your shoes.
Why do you always forget that?
Are you aware of how much piss and shit...
Okay, I'm taking them
off, I'm taking them off.
So how was the flight?
Awful.
Oh and I was sitting
next to this little brat
who coughed and shit on me the whole time.
I swear I'm gonna get sick.
Oh, what is this?
What's what?
You have something right here.
It looks like herbies.
Herbies?
No it doesn't.
Cold sore.
It does not look like, you're a brat.
It does not look like herpes.
You're a jerk.
Where'd you get this?
Well one of my classmate
took me to the Rose Bowl
and an old lady literally begged me
to take it with me home.
And it's kind of cool.
Mhmm, sure is.
What?
Smells like old people.
I hate that.
It freaks me out.
Okay, and what's worse,
old people or brats?
Both.
Touche.
So how'd you get around the Rose Bowl?
Well, she made me use a wheelchair.
No.
Oh yeah.
It was actually kind of awesome.
It was, move bitches, skip the line,
just me rolling around.
Well.
Lines suck, so,
I guess that's okay.
Hey, you should be
resting your leg anyway.
I'll do that.
Thank you.
So?
How was your trip?
I know you.
I know how you get.
So we don't have to talk about it.
Spill the beans.
Come on, just because I'm miserable
doesn't mean that you have to be.
Hah, no kidding.
Okay, we'll wait till later.
You need a top off?
Hold on.
And the award for the
best actress goes to,
Shut up, it really hurts.
Mom, dad, Steven.
I just really wanna say thank you so much
for putting me in this film.
It's awesome.
I just, yes, feel,
Have you ever seen
an awards show before?
I actually have.
Mhmm?
My foot's a-tappin
But I won't be napping
'Cause when I see the eye of the apple
Of my city sky
Okay.
I needed that.
Um, we're gonna go
through that whole bottle.
A little for you, some for me, perfect.
I thought you were lost but all that
Just comes out of cost
Okay.
You're such a weirdo.
You like it.
Okay, that is exceptionally creepy.
I know.
God, I mean don't get me wrong, Picasso.
It is creepy but that is
amazing at the same time.
God, look at that eyeball.
The class is gonna go nuts for this.
Look at that detail.
It's just so unrealized.
Unrealized, who says that?
I just did.
It's stupid.
Starbucks on every street
What the fuck, Mal?
I can't do anything right lately.
So you're just gonna
go destroy your artwork,
throw a hissy fit?
It's garbage.
Most great artists,
like really great artists
are tortured souls.
I am not a tortured soul.
That was really dumb,
especially for you.
I just feel that
everything I paint lately
is very depressing.
Because life is sunshine
and rainbows all the time.
Like a trapper keeper from
Lisa Frank in the fifth grade.
Shut up.
You shut up!
Ow, fuck!
You're a bitch, oh.
Ow.
No, not the leg, stop it.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm not always mean.
So when can you run again?
Not soon enough.
And, I could really use
some cheap ass therapy.
That's why I don't run.
Too dangerous.
No, you're just lazy.
I am not lazy.
I work out every day.
Bis, uh.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, me too, ooh.
Gonna start a team, then you do tris.
Oh yeah.
I learned this from Jillian Michaels.
We're losers.
Just be happy it wasn't worse.
It could have been way worse.
Yeah.
How awesome.
This has been the worst month of all time.
I can't believe I blow my knee out
right before we're about to leave.
I'm sorry.
And on top of that,
I get dumped too.
He was a fucking asshole, Mallory.
I feel like the ultimate loser.
Seriously, stop that.
He was such a loser.
You deserve so much better.
You're gonna go out and you're gonna find
somebody who treats you like gold.
'Cause he, Chuck, is
a lying cheating piece
of dog shit.
I love dogs.
The fact that you're dwelling over him
is seriously unacceptable.
You dodged a major bullet with that one.
Okay.
Seriously now, you get free rein
like the easy way out.
You could go about doing
your artwork still.
Be single, be fabulous
without having to worry about him
and his shenanigans.
I didn't want out.
Mal, he was such a dick.
You're not helping right now.
I just wanna have a good time.
My friend and some wine.
Okay?
Please.
Fine.
I'm not the one that brought it up.
Yeah and you're not helping right now.
This has nothing to do with you.
I'm just beyond frustrated
about everything.
Well I get super defensive
when people mess with my girl, okay?
I know.
Did you tell your mom yet?
Nah.
Nah.
She has way too many troubles on her own.
Don't tell me, what happened?
Let's just say that men are pigs.
All of them.
It's so much easier to regret
I have something that's
gonna cheer you up.
No.
Come here.
Come here, come here,
you depressed little one.
You artistic baby, come on.
Fuck you.
I got you.
Come on.
Okay, I can walk.
Don't break the other leg.
Okay, sit there.
So is your stepdad at least
gonna send you some money?
Nope.
And I can't get another job
because of my student visa.
And eventually I'm gonna run out of money
and I probably have to go back home.
Don't say that, seriously.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
What is that?
A souvenir for you.
Ooh!
You really didn't have to do this.
Oh please, like I'm not
gonna bring you something back
especially in this circumstance.
It's beautiful.
Yay!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Here, gimme, gimme.
Okay, it's different, okay.
Here you go.
There.
Where did you get this?
Uh, dude you're never
gonna believe the story.
Ooh, I love it.
What happened?
Okay, so I went into this
really creepy rundown shop.
There was this guy standing
behind the counter.
And when I walked in, he just gave me
the weirdest look.
Like I was on fire or something, right?
Weird.
Really weird.
But it gets weirder, because then,
he like crosses himself like this
and he walked away real slowly.
Just eyes glued to me the whole time.
And then, he walked behind a curtain,
this big black curtain
and just disappeared.
So I bolted out of there,
just like "Nope, out."
So then I went to straw market,
and there's a place where
you get like, souvenirs
and knockoff handbags,
and like shoes and stuff.
Like Chinatown.
Like Chinatown.
I went to this like frogwire
thing right next to Chinatown.
There's the cutest bartender in this place
called like Frog Bar or something.
He was just pouring me like
Jaeger bombs like it was,
Gwen, focus.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
So I was walking through the
straw market Chinatown place
and there were a bunch of
women yelling at me like
"Pretty hair, get your hair,
"pretty lady get your hair braided.
"Come get your hair braided."
Ooh, and they got you.
They're really cute.
They're really cute.
They're like so cute, right?
They're really cute.
They're so cute.
They're like so cute.
So cute.
You know, you like
them because they're like
so cute, right?
They're really cute, I like it.
Oh my god, we need to call Patrick.
Oh, oh my god I miss him.
I miss him too.
Is he still together with Daniel?
No, they broke up.
What?
Mhmm.
It was mutual, though.
They were so good together.
Focus, back to my
story, back to my story.
Okay, please, yes.
So then I like sit down with this lady
and she's braiding my hair
and I decided to tell her
my story about the shop.
So soon as I tell her, she starts getting
super serious on me, and,
like grabs her bag, starts
fumbling around in it
and mumbling something and
pulls out that necklace
and puts it in my hand.
No way.
Mhmm.
Get this, she leans in really close.
Our noses are like almost touching, right?
She looks me dead in the eyes and says
you must wear this necklace
for protection, pretty girl.
This necklace, it will protect you.
And that's pretty much it.
That is so fucking crazy.
I know.
Besides, you need the protection
more than me right now.
And you like that hippy stuff.
You're the best!
It's perfect.
What an amazing story too.
Thank you.
I don't know what I would do
without a friend like you.
I kind of feel like I
was there a little too.
Good.
And you're not so bad yourself.
You're ridiculous.
Can't get it yourself, princess?
What was that?
You must have some really kinky neighbors.
I don't have any neighbors.
They moved out like two weeks ago.
Okay, well, I'm sure it's just
some animal on the roof or something.
Don't freak out.
Yeah.
Anyhoo, I'ma go take care of these.
For your majesty.
It smells like rotten ass in there.
It's probably your smelly ass.
Please, it's not.
You open it.
Come on, wine's for the gods.
Seriously, what the fuck was that?
I am officially spooked now.
I'm sure it's just
the wind or something.
It's not that windy outside.
Yeah well, I'll check anyway.
You're fucking freaking me out.
I'm gonna go check the bedroom.
Okay.
Be careful.
Gwen?
Gwen?
Gwen?
AAA, I'm gonna get you!
Aaaa!
Ow, ow!
I hate you.
You should have seen your face.
Show me your balls, you big baby.
Jesus!
It wasn't funny the first time.
Uh huh.
I just gotta keep you on your toes, girl.
I'm gonna get you really hard.
High five.
Loser.
Gwen.
You brat, that hurt.
What's your wifi password?
It's not working right now.
What do you mean it's not working?
I mean I can't get the
thingamajingy to work.
Thingamajing, how long has it been?
Two weeks?
Two weeks?
How do you live?
I would die.
I would literally die.
Chuck used to take care
of these kind of things
and I don't know how it works,
these kind of high tech things.
You sound like my grandma.
I talked to her on the phone yesterday,
she said I can't work
these high techie stuff.
You will forever be a dinosaur.
You're a grandma, aw.
Dinosaur.
You've gotta pee?
I was just wondering
where that sound came from.
Are you still really freaked out?
I could spend the night if you want.
I could sleep on the couch,
it's like a marshmallow.
I'm fine, I just,
I'm not used to being alone.
And I'll get over it.
Are you sure?
I'm good.
Whatever, your loss.
And on that note, I better be going.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me, Gwen.
Save me.
Use your muscles.
Nope, over.
Okay, okay.
There we go.
Use your muscles, strong lady.
Ugh, use your good leg, Shamu, Jesus.
You're like a million pounds
for such a skinny creature.
Do you need anything else before I leave?
A man?
Preaching to the choir, sister.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I have class at six.
Well if you don't get out too late,
do you wanna hang out?
Yeah.
Okay.
I like your shoes.
Oh, thank you.
What size are they?
Size not yours.
Hahaha.
Small feet.
Thank you for coming over.
Of course.
No, thank you.
Well.
I love you too.
Call me manana?
Manana?
Maana, call me maana.
Okay.
Okay.
Call me when you get home.
Call you when I get home.
Call me if you need anything.
I will.
Later stubby, bye.
Chow chow!
Too many whiskey glasses
He fumbles as they row
No one can hear your outcries
Through the many cracks in the floor
You promise to never again
One time's too many
Talk of the town I kill you baby
Just look me up you'll be impressed
What's my next move I kill you baby
You can be my friend
But please try not to attest
I've got no time for responsibility
I'm the center of the world
The sun revolves around me
Just this one I'll beat this dream
Take all my life, take all my style
I'll kill you baby
You can take this happiness
Take all my moves, take all my groove
I kill you baby
I'll die in my ignorance
It's blessed
Yeah
That's some good wine.
What the fuck?
So unrealized.
Let me go
And let me live again
Words get old
But no repeating
The light in my soul
Is slowly growing dim
Let me go
And let me live again
There's a little bit of truth
In every lie
I can never learn to live with it
I could never even try
Let me go
And I can move again
Fatso.
Fat.
So.
That winding road
Is ever changing
If you let me alone
Then I won't need your hand
Let me go
And let me live again
Words get old
But no repeating
Sink your teeth into my soul
Until my heart
Turns to black
Light is absent and engulfs the world
That I was
Ignored
You said I was
Beautiful
Beautiful
But I was just vulnerable
I was just vulnerable
Should not have left
Let you in
Took some time but I broke
Your spell
So vampire you go
Back to hell
You keep blue off your face in the end
The air may send chills down my spine
No reflection, no emotion
Was presented at all
To lie in your brain
You mesmerize me with another
And I know you'll
never let your best go
'Cause you're the vampire without
Said I was
Beautiful
Beauty
No, no!
No, no.
No, no.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
Rice, I have rice.
Shit.
Are you kidding me?
Worst month ever.
Shit.
Gwen?
Is that you out there?
You are so stupid.
Mallory.
Mallory.
Mallory.
The fuck is that?
Oh.
I really don't wanna do this.
But I really have to.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck yes.
Come on.
Fuck this shit!
Go away!
Go away!
I'll call the cops!
Mallory.
Mallory.
Mallory.
Poor Mallory.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Mallory.
Mallory.
Mallory.
Mallory.
Give me what is mine!
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine!
Baby, baby, baby.
Hey, hey.
Look at me, hey, it's Chuck, it's me.
Hey, hey, it's me.
I'm so sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you, okay?
I tried to surprise you.
What's wrong with you?!
You know I like to play.
I'm so sorry.
I'm such a jokester, I'm sorry.
I just,
I feel so bad about what happened.
I never meant to hurt you.
I love you so much.
I miss you.
That's why I want us to go away together.
Right now, me and you.
Just go.
Right, like we talked about.
Yeah?
All right.
Let me show you, come with me.
Yeah, atta girl.
Come here.
Good girl.
Oh, no.
He's our friend.
He's your friend.
Who are you?
Why are you doing this to me?
Mal, don't be like that.
I wanna hold you.
Don't you want me to hold you?
Fuck you!
Fuck you?
That's good.
Woo!
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
Where you going?
You're so needy!
Let me see that pretty face of yours.
Look at me!
Look at me.
I used to have a pretty face too.
Then I met this girl named Mary.
You know how that goes.
Women!
Yeah.
Get those arms in there.
Don't want you to get loose.
Give me what is mine.
Oh yeah.
I like my women foreign.
That hair though.
That pretty face.
Where do you think you're going?
Stay down!
And take it like a slut!
Okay ma?
I'm gonna see that pretty face.
No!
No!
Unwrap this gift for you.
No!
Please go away, please go away.
Please go away, please.
Please go away.
Please, please.
Give me what is mine!
Get it out of me!
Get it out of me!
Give me what is mine!
Leave me alone!
I don't want you here!
Please save me.
Is this what you want?!
Is this what you want?
Take it!
Mallory!
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Mallory, Mallory, Mallory!
Mallory, give me,
Mallory, Mallory, Mallory.
Mallory, Mallory, Mallory!
Give me what is mine.
Mallory.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Mallory!
Mallory, give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
Give me what is mine.
What do you want with me?
I mean it, leave me alone!
Give me what is mine.
No!
Gwen?
Mallory, are you in there?
Mallory!
Gwen?
Please don't go!
Gwen!
Open the fucking door, Mallory.
Is that really you?
Yes it's really me,
open up the door now.
Stop screwing around.
I can't see you, is that you?!
It's me, open the door!
Shit, get out of here!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?
It's okay, I'm here.
Shh, shh.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
We need to go.
Okay.
We need to go, okay, okay, okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
Trust me, trust me, trust me, it's okay.
It's okay.
Let's go, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's okay, it's okay, shh.
We need to go.
Shh.
I've been trying to call you.
What's wrong?
Tell me what happened, what happened?
They're after me.
Who's after you?
It's okay, shh.
It's okay.
Just tell me, who is it?
Who's after you?
The bald man and the crying lady.
And Stocking Head, the stocking head.
Who is stocking head?
The man with the stocking on his head!
You didn't see him.
I didn't see him.
I did!
Mallory, shh, you have to calm down.
You have to calm down, it's okay.
I've been trying to call
you and text you all night.
What happened to your phone?
What happened?
Tell me what happened,
tell me what happened.
Shh.
It's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
The necklace.
What about the necklace?
It's cursed.
Curse, Mal, it is just a necklace.
It cursed me.
You cursed me!
Fuck, go.
Give me what is
mine, give me what is mine!
Get off me!
What the hell is wrong with you?
I made up that stupid
bullshit story, to
I made up that stupid bullshit story
just to make you feel better.
Fucking blame everything on other people.
Get your shit together!
Do you hear me?
And I'm sorry I lied to you
but I picked up that necklace at LAX
'cause I forgot to get you a souvenir.
No.
Get out of my face,
I swear to fucking god, Mal.
It's from the airport, it's not cursed.
Quit blaming shit on me.
Fuck you.
You know what, he said
that right before he,
Get out of my face.
You got it from the airport?
I'm trying to cheer you up, calm down.
I'll get you some water.
This is why you didn't call me?
Fucking works now, so.
Open it, put it up to your lips, drink.
That's what you're supposed to do.
How much easier do I
have to make it for you?
You know what Mal, nobody comes in my room
and gets me out of bed in the morning.
When I'm having a bad day,
nobody gets in my face
and tells me to get over it
or that it's gonna be okay.
I have to get up and I
have to do that by myself.
When's someone gonna go take care of me?
I'm always there for you.
I'm always there for you.
Is it 'cause I'm the strong one,
I can handle my shit so nobody
gets to be there for me?
They're always gotta be there
for other people like you.
My family's not here.
My family's not here so I have you.
And I take care of you.
You get all of my energy.
When I'm sick, who brings me chicken soup?
Nobody brings me chicken soup!
For once I would just like you
to not blame me for your problems.
You should ask me how I'm doing!
Why can't you ask me how I'm doing?
Instead you had to pile your stuff on me
because I can handle it!
I don't wanna handle it anymore.
You get your shit together.
You get it together, I'm out of here,
and I'm not coming back!
I'm not coming back and
you're not gonna have anybody
to tell you that Chuck is a dick
or that you deserve better
because you won't deserve better
'cause you'll have lost the one person
who cares about you the most.
And I can't even look at you.
I can't.
I love you.
Mal.
Give me what is mine!
Get off the floor and get out of here
Don't look for someone to blame
Try to wake your snake up out high
The way you slither shame
I will wait in the tow truck
For all your alternate taste
And I hold my head up high
Above your flyover state
Give up give up denial
Denial
You got to give up give up
It's denial
Denial
You gotta give up, give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up
I am the salt in your paper crush
I am the salt in your game
I am the rust in your only rig
I am the one that you blame
So pig out, pig out, pig out, pig out
Get out, get out, get out, get out
It's denial
Denial
You gotta give up, give up
It's denial
Denial
You gotta give up give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up
Give up, give up, give
up, give up, give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up
Give up, give up, give up, give up