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Amar Akbar Anthony (2015)
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'Migration of laborers from other states to Kerala' 'A thorough verification must be done before such people were employed...' '...the city Police Commissioner announced emphatically' 'He suspects they may be involved in several crimes committed here' Blasted rain! Where can I leave her for a while?! Stand here I'll be right back Don't go anywhere, okay? Round like a coin 10 paisa in my eatery hot dosa lf you want many come with money- Ouch! Would have burnt myself now 1 tea, bro Sit down Started again! The minute they have an audience they begin showing off Things are so expensive these days ' Hell you! - Yes? - Speed! They are too fast - Yes! You bet! Ouch! What the hell?! Take it away, boy What's wrong with these fellows? Audacity, that's what it is What are you gaping at? Move, man What a performance! My eyes popped out This is nothing There's another chap who rides a Duke My eyes popped out seeing his stunt Hey! Go away, guys Those crackpots are on their way here...scoot! Scoundrel! You'll learn only if you fall and break your legs What did you say? You would have been plastered on the road if I hadn't swerved You dare curse me? I won't get hurt with such curses Do you know from when I've been revving? This is not confidence It's my arrogance Oh God! Mother! I warned you many times If this is the way you behave I'll discharge you right away You think you can misbehave just because it's a Govt hospital? Fall and break you limbs somewhere Then come here to trouble us What the heck are you doing? Don't you know this is a hospital? I can't sleep because of the pain And the mosquitoes sketch a pattern all over me I smoked to chase the mosquitoes away 'Astrology' Smoke in some places Ashes all over the place What is happening to people? Must be the fire inside that book causing the smoke My job is to sell tickets illegally at the theatre Don't try to pull a fast one on me - Fraud Swamiji! - Get lost, mongrel You have an injection Not on your arm On your buttocks Turn around Lower my underwear, Sister No need! Plenty of holes for the needle to go in It was a new one But I don't know... ...how it became hole-ridden so soon My poor bum! There are many patients in here Next time you want to smoke, go outside That was exactly why I called you To help me Call your wife to do it Such a prude! Hey! What happened to you? You mean this? I walked over a few people to get tickets for a Mohan Lal film One wretched fellow moved away and my leg went for a toss Hey nurse! Don't think I can't go without your help This is not confidence This is my arrogance Going by his arrogance both his legs must be broken Be quiet, you dog! Sister, we haven't as yet got our daily quota of egg and milk Consider yourself lucky you got a bed here Whatever we do, they never have a good word for us What do you lack here? We lack smiles If only the nurses here smiled half our illness will vanish into thin air Help me! I fell down That's what happens if you call a holy man a fraud Can't you lie there quietly? Look now! I had to come and help you That's exactly why I fell down What happened to you, son? I fell from a bike It skid Bhai, you fell from a bike? Do you know who he is? A well-known bike rider who takes part in races at Fort Kochi, Madras and Maradu I find it hard to believe he fell from a bike It was no ordinary fall Then? It's a long story Doesn't matter Narrate it as a short story Be quiet, man Anyway we've lost our sleep Don't shorten it Go ahead, full throttle Can I also listen to the story? Why are you all still awake? It's past midnight There she starts again! Don't mind her Just tell us the story, bhai How can a mere fall from a bike be such a dramatic story? This is not a story It really happened 'This is our own Koch? Hey! Go away with your camera You have spread enough stories about Kochi Come out with something new, dude Okay, then why not call it Ernakulum? Kochi is not full of murderers and freaks like they show in films Most people who live here are middle class like us 1st let me introduce my friends Otherwise my story will come to a standstill 'Meet him A smart boy' Lord! Only Rs 100 Please ensure she doesn't splurge and ruin my day Where were you? I was delayed at work Today is my treat for your birthday Let's go in here We go here all the time It's your birthday We'll go to a special place Where? Tell me, Anthony I'll tell you as we go over there Here? Not this Somewhere much better - There? - On top of this too Come Sir, what do you want? 2 coffee and 2 cutlets Cut the cutlet Coffee will do This is not a hotel It's a furniture shop How much does this table cost? 'Someone had abandoned him at a theater when he was a baby' 'Chakappan'chetan who had come to see the film 'Thalapathi'...' '...took him home' 'Everyone called him Dhalapathy ' Sweetie pie! 'I'll introduce you to the next person' 'Meet him, he is the mischievous one' Give me way, please Which number to press? 9...8...4...6 Sounds like a mobile number Move, brother This won't move unless the button is pressed - ls the doctor here? - He's on leave Wish I was a doc- Hey! Out to kill me? Get in What are you up to? It's over loaded now You get out You are not needed on the top floor This won't go up unless I'm here Some guys are perverts Even a poster is enough! 'Breast milk' Only now it is stuck properly Poor chap, dad He's handicapped What did you say? I'm handicapped? Get me married to your daughter After 10 months she will be sitting there like her Only my leg is affected, okay? Doling out pity on me?! Akbar Out and out Leftist Only son of Stalin Mammali 'Red salute' 'It's not his leftist views that makes him walk leaning left' 'He was afflicted by polio' What happened? Everyone has ups and downs in their lives 'He goes through it every day' 'Because he is a lift operator!' - ls his fate sealed? - Not yet It will be, when he sees the hospital bill! - Going to the mortuary? - No, 1st floor All the same 'Now we'll get to know his parents' - Mother - What? Did you see my- Hey! This is for your father Your black tea is in the kitchen At this rate father will burst a muscle and die God! Will you please feed it to me? 'Meet my next friend' 'Smartest of the lot' 'Who does he think he is? Mega star in films, Prithviraj?' 'Plingr I thought you said all were middle class chaps? Bhai, you are kidding, eh? Let me finish, dude Those are his aspirations But what he actually drives is a superb vehicle - Are you afraid of speed? - No Is this what you drive? Didn't you say you were a pilot? When I get free time, I also- Can you please park this airplane a little away so we can pass through? Shame on you! Pilot, it seems Amar Amarnath Who is Amalnath living in the same address? He's my younger brother Father's name? Ramanan Anyone in need of money... ...comes running to me What is your father's occupation? A watchman at this ATM He is a bit conscious of his looks 'This program was sponsored by...' '...Lens and Frames' 'lndulekha Bhringa oil' For hair fall and peace of mind' 'Colgate, #1 brand recommended by dentists' 'Freedom from germs! Switch off that damn TV And your mother? - How old are you? - 32 Don't worry Everything will soon be fine - What is your star? - Taurus I want your photo also The groom is a doctor too 32 years is not something you should be defensive about I will soon get you married There hasn't been any issues in any of the alliances I've fixed If you have any doubts enquire at Girinagar colony See you, okay? Don't go in for too detailed an enquiry, okay? 'Like any other ordinary family avail petty loans...' '...eat sumptuously on weekends and live contentedly' 'A happy family' Wait! Hold on Who is that veiled girl in their family photo? That is the girl whose marriage Chandrika chechi had arranged 'An orphan girl Resmina' 'Her marriage expenses were met by the mosque and donations from people' Look! He is a fine boy Aren't you happy? Now look up You too 'But the groom she got for Resmina stole all her jewelry and vamoosed' God! 'That very day she shifted residence to Chandrika chechi's house' Her husband whisked her gold But left her holding a baby Amar, Akbar and Anthony are like usual boys their age They walk in and out of malls and window shop 'Bargain and buy at roadside shops' 'Save money and go for tours to places like Nelliampathy and Munnar' 'They have no idea if vegetables cost more' 'Or the quota for cylinders used for cooking' 'They don't even know who India's Prime Minister is' - Don't make us so cheap - We are not so dumb Who is it then? Isn't it Narendra Prasad?! - That's correct, isn't it? - Must be! 'But in spite of all this they were very focused about one thing' 'For the past 2 years they are saving up for this' 'They are hand and glove about this' A tour to Pattaya beach in Thailand it was their dream destination And it's an open secret boys don't go to Pattaya to eat rice and dhal! But God does not allow life to endorse one's dreams all the time Likewise their lives also underwent a change An incident that turned their world upside down Goodness gracious! Where is that photo of Mathai's daughter? Look inside 'Ramayana' book Mathai's daughter in 'Ramayana'? I left it there myself Absent-mindedly I promised to go there with this photo today Dear God! If this clicks I can make some money This boy watches only English movies! My teacher says, watch English films to learn English Which teacher asked you to watch it without sound? Go to school, kiddo! Why are all of you harassing me? Did mother buy me from the market? If that was the case I would've bought a good one Are you trying your Wha1sApp jokes on me! My dear boy Isn't it salary day today? I was talking to you Will you get your pay today? You mongrel! I was talking to you You won't get a paisa from my salary You are always spending it on some marriage, baby shower... ...house warming and using up all my money This time we will go for that tour we planned Gracious me! I don't want your money Who wants your niggardly money?! Hey you buffalo! When is the last day to pay your fees? It was 2 days ago Tell them maybe you'll pay it next month You will be able to pay only if I get my brokerage fee Have you recovered from your cough? Of course I have But we must continue to buy your medicines God! I have no money for even my bus fare Look at Unni our neighbor These chaps must learn a few lessons from him The mono-act was superb God! Why did you get him a job like this? When I see his leg my heart wilts I want to try Ayurvedic treatment But where is the money? I have taken too many loans So that's out of question If I repay it I'll get some more But where is the money to repay? Hey! Isn't it salary day, son? Get away from here I know what you are up to Come early morning to lather me up This isn't soap It's oil Good Lord! This fellow isn't worth a dime Useless fellow! The theater he was born is now a marriage hall - Thanks to his 'fortune' - Ask your mother to shut up - What is the use? - Be quiet! Isn't our neighbor Unni the same age as you? See, how he looks after his family Learn from him This fellow here wants to sighisee Glutton, worse than a pig! Hey! Don't stop eating Finish the whole thing I wanted fried fritters Eats for more than 2 stomachs! Are you sure you want to go only to Pattaya? We have Ooty, Munnar, Lulu Mall All that's too much We'll stick to Pattaya What shall I bring from Pattaya for you? Your choice Anything except AIDS! 'Pling' Drink this milk before you go, son I don't want Only on the days I get my salary you'll be magnanimous! On all other days only black tea I have no money How do you manage to give Horlicks and Boost to father? That's because your father was once 'Mr Kochi' So why should I drink black tea? Chandrika'echi has brought a good alliance for you The girl is not on Wha1sApp, Facebook or any love affair Wonderful girl If she isn't in any of these she must be handicapped like me What a strange boy! No need for anymore new stories We are hell bent on going to Pattaya He and his blessed Pattaya Faisal must be the bad influence My throat has become parched talking to him Goodness! My husband Aren't you going for work? Who will on a Monday? Who's yelling out there? Anthony So? What does he mean by 'so'? Is he nuts? Partner Don't shout I'm coming - Antho? - What? What did your folks say? Few cuss words plus a curse, that's all Dhalapathy, shall we go? Your mother fed you lots of milk, eh? I didn't drink Who wants milk when Pattaya beach is waiting for us with yummy 'desserts! I thought you weren't going My wife is harassing me at home This is why I won't get married I'll woo all the girls and then whiz away What? I said that's why I'll be single Come again That's why I don't get any girl That's correct That's the spirit You can crawl to master's house We'll meet Pathu there May your bike have a flat tyre! Pathu! You have taken my brushes again, huh? What have you got behind you? Let me see your hands Show me This was painted by master All the rest here are painted by me You minx! Paint all over your hands Come here Quiet mischief! Sanju, come here Come here, Sanju Path u'n1a! Sanju is scaring me It's alright He isn't normal - What, dude? - Sanju frightened her What went wrong with him, master? He used to be quite normal We have only heard of kids winning in reality shows But he is in shock after he lost out in the elimination round Anyone will become crazy with high pressure at this young age That's why though people insist I don't participate in such shows That's because he's already crazy It's pay day today What gift do you want for your birthday? Do I get 1 or 3? Pathu! Okay, 1 will do What do you want, my dear? I want a big teddy bear - Beer? - Bear Bearer? The stuffed toy Oh! I see Yes, that's the one - Will it be very expensive? - Who knows! Time for your school bus Before your mother starts yelling, go to school Go die, you Vagabond Not you, Vagabond That goody-goody U n n I With his organic farming... ...saint like face and taking care of his family He is the sole reason we lose sleep Everyone has a dialog on loop Look at Unni and learn Who is bothered! Want a lift? My exam is today Not tomorrow You carry on crawling - You'll fail your exam - Get lost, Vagabond! Look! She comes exactly when we cross this place See! Jenny turned and smiled at us even today Why doesn't she confess her feelings? How can she tell her feelings about me to you? I'll woo her too and just whizz away! Partner! if Amar eyes a girl- Anthony would have wooed her - Challenge? - Sure Are you still here? Hey! Look he's caught up with us Your bike has picked up speed Not at all! Yours went into slow motion seeing her 0h yes! Stop running after that worthless girl and do your work Okay, see you at 'Shake Sherbet' He's on an advising spree lately Don't speak ill of him after he's gone, you rogue Won't you do the same about me tomorrow? This junk! Didn't you get it repaired as yet? We'll be late today also Yes May be petrol is not flowing freely Or is it because you did not fill up the tank? - Let me try tilting it - Go ahead Only last week I had filled Rs 30 worth fuel G'ma Praise the lord! Leis take a same, honey Give me a muah...many Are you on Facebook? Yes! Just like you, full time You never leave that Kaniha Menon alone, do you? You mean the girl studying in 12th grade? Yes Mammy! How did you know? Have you seen her in person? No You can see her now lam Kaniha Menon 'Pling' You are always asking me what dress I am wearing I am always in this traditional attire Don't ever ask me that again, okay? What was all that? Hey! Not me Discard this bike and buy a Harley Davidson Heavy sporting riding position The back mono shock gives super performance It won't ditch you half way Hey! This lady doesn't belong to olden times Hi-tech! Chicken biriyani for 500, right? I take full responsibility See you on Sunday Big deal! Hi Calamity Express I stopped talking about calamities Hey! Wonder of wonders Got your bike repaired in half an hour? Let's go Reji bhai, shouldn't we celebrate Shibu's wedding with fanfare? Don't go yet Hahn! That reminds me What are weddings after all? One day I too decked up and went to church to get married Look what happened to me My bride eloped with the driver who went to pick her up How can you be sure Shibu's bride will marry him? I thought you stopped talking about calamities What to do? I am a calamity myself This fellow is the biggest calamity in this house You damn mother of my mother! - I'll pickle you to pieces - Just try it! Hey! Aren't you going to Pattaya? - I am coming too - Me too - Then I won't come - I too won't So you've decided on this tour Once my uncle went on a tour too And their bus fell into a ditch Everyone in that bus- Hey! Let's get away quick Not a single person lived Hear me out how uncle's body was brought back in 9 parts This is not fair, sir You can't deduct my salary this time As it is you pay me pittance Chuck your job and leave if you want There are plenty of educated jobless people to fill your place But I don't intend going First of all, you are late delivering the pizzas Plus there are many complaints about a missing slice in your delivery What rubbish! Are you saying I eat a piece and deliver the remaining? Half baked theory! From today I will deliver on the dot Fat chance! Sujith Vaassudev? Just 15 minutes No, there won't be any delay This order will be delivered on the dot This time I'll outsmart myself! Am I not on the dot? Where is the pizza? Ooops! I forgot to get the Pizza My dear lady! I swear I don't know a word in English People cook up stories Look over there! An accident Don't go You're asking for trouble Don't you have anything better to do? - Let's just see - Come back Should I stop and look? Better take the pizza fast Otherwise your salary will be cut I'm going Move aside Just move a bit Goodness! Looks quite serious What happened? Accident victim! Can't you see? He should be rushed to the hospital Why don't you take a picture of this also? Shameless fellow! A man is almost dying here And he wants to click snaps in his mobile Let me make a call Brother, please call Jadayi Jadayu? Jadayi Sabu Who is dying, you are rushing to buy medicine? Your father Father? Then it's okay Just look at our Fort Kochi Beach It's so vast and beautiful Even your own mother won't bear this stink If this was USA, women would have spread out like that algae It's so long since I asked for a 'Shake Sherbet' Just a minute, bhai It's so crowded these days That is an understatement Last week I had to use political clout What a lousy joke! - Not good, eh? - Terrible! I wish I hadn't said it Can't be more of a damp squib I thought so too Where the heck is this Amar? Did some girl's father beat him to death? Hey? So rFY - Why? - For my lousy joke Get lost, man Shake, shake, shake you'll soon get your share Bro, a shake for me also Wait, you'll get one Last week, to drink this I had to use a letter of reference from a politician What a dumb joke! But I changed politician to 'minister'! This fellow is incorrigible! I came up with a joke that suited you guys Where were you all this while? An accident on my way here At the ground, near the signal a woman fell into a pit Not a single soul bothered to help I got her into an auto took her to hospital And donated blood before coming here How old was she? Around 45 Not the woman Her daughter? I didn't ask Maybe around 17 Bingo! Otherwise we know you'd never offer to help Bingo 2!! Is there a photo of her? No Show me? This is the politician And this is the minister's quota Where is mine? Come with a letter from a politician, bhai With such stupid jokes you won't get food at home also Let me taste That is our salary for 1 month 'Interests, ration shop, milkman, loans, petrol' None of them should hassle us this month What about the gift for Pathu? Rs 1000 will do for that - Isn't it enough? - Yes Partner, our savings and this month's salary... ...is a round figure of Rs 24000 Minus Rs 30 Why? For the 'Shake Sherbet' You are such a pessimist! Better buy the air ticket while the offer is on Faisal said we will get it for just Rs 24000 Really? So this time our dream will actually come true Tempting me! She's already got a guy It's Akbar'ikka He's greeting us Oh whatever! Find out if we can get the other items Amar, your father had an accident He is in hospital You must deposit Rs 24000 immediately I can't rope in a single rupee except this belt! What is it? Father is in hospital I have to pay Rs 24000 What about Pattaya? How will you go? Go and pay up at the hospital Are you sure this is the floor? He isn't dead as yet But critical, anyway get an obituary bill board! His photo Not mine - There you are! - What is it, master? A minor accident Hope nothing is wrong How can nothing be wrong? It's an accident Where did this happen? At the signal near the grounds He fell into a pit Lord! Was that his father? Father! How are... ...the nurses here? One or two are good Was this room necessary? Couldn't you have managed in a common ward? I have access to TV here Today Deepti delivers in the episode 'Nombaram' Now we'll know if the father of the baby is Ramesh or Babu Is that Deepti? Please bring a change of dress for the patient Sure He will bring Me? You think he will go? Go fast, dude Anthony - This cash hasn't been paid - I will do it - The money- - I have I have the tour money I am taking this rotten banana Dying of hunger! - Where are you going? - To close matters Oh! Is he gone? I haven't informed your people Regi just blew it out of proportion What if he had died? My uncle just like this during a baptism- Ask this shameless fellow to shut up! Why are you like this? Get lost, man How many times should I tell you? If you come here Rasmina will be left all alone Father is fine And I can stay if he wants company You also can go Right, Sister? I'll call you later I am Anthony Here's your shirt This one? Didn't I ask you to bring that green collar with red beads party wear? Party wear, my foot! Green collar...red beads?! He is on a 'high' seeing those young chicks No one on earth but your father will demand party wear in a hospital! Why are you here? My mother is in ICU Critical condition We've been asked to inform our near and dear ones Sorry, dude Your father is a better man! Partner, I paid the bill It was so crowded there Thanks, dude Why this formality amongst friends? - How much - Rs 26000 Don't hike it Exact figure What? Don't pinch a commission Tell me the exact amount - Commission? - Tell me the truth I'll punch you But don't hike the amount What the heck- Come with me When his dad is lying like this we can't afford to do this How much was it actually? Rs 22000 Bro, Rs 24000 Rs 1000 for him and Rs 1000 there So it is Rs 22000 Next time you bet I won't pay the bill Amar, the ambulance driver is here So what? This is a hospital He was the one who brought your father to the hospital He was the one who called me too Please go and meet him Jadayu Sabu Jadayu Sabu? Sabu? Jadayu Sabu Thanks Okay, I'll take leave Are you leaving? Yes, I stayed to just hear the thanks if you had not reached on time- All that is okay I have rescued so many like this Don't think of this as just a profession Tomorrow if we lie on the road hope no one abandons us True Why 'Jadayu'? Is it your surname? People call me that because I fly to their rescue Isn't it 'Dinkan' who flies to everyone's rescue? What? It's nothing Nothing, bro ls your father okay? Okay, see you How can you leave? You must accept something No, it's alright Just for our sake I don't have that habit of taking money That won't do You must Please accept This is a real pain Then give me Rs 100 That's a bit too much Crap! Brother, let me explain I was just joking Do you take...? I swim in it He belongs to our group We were supposed to go to Pattaya Since that isn't happening Let us splurge I will name the place, the time and the booze Expense is yours? Near Kurisupalli, eh? I'll be right there Strange fellow! What a smart fellow!! Good chap I should have just given him the 100 bucks! What can I say! When they split, all photos were sent to her husband For heaven's sake speed up, Akku This is the maximum it can go No wonder we don't get optimum mileage Tell us about that nurse Her husband came back from Dubai - My dance practice went for a toss - We get yelled at for nothing Look! She gets dropped by a different guy everyday Is she really going for 'cinematic dance'? Why don't you ask her yourself? - Yes, ask her - I will - Then ask - Sure, I will Look, he plans to ask Quick, follow him Let him - I'll drop you home? - Just stop here Come early tomorrow This will do She gets dropped by a different guy everyday Is she really going for 'cinematic dance'? Hey! They copied your dialog You missed that slap! I stopped dancing Now I am a hired killer! Go and ask her now No Go now This is the perfect time Go and ask her Sure! Best time You cheapo! After her father became bedridden... ...to support her family she had to tie anklets to her feet and dance But anklets aren't worn in 'cinematic dance' True, dancers in films do not use anklets That's right Let's go I'll go, but admit there are no anklets No anklets Yes, no anklets Didn't we promise Pathu a gift? Gift? I don't remember I don't want any gift Why? Mom said you need lots of money because grandpa is in hospital So I don't want a gift for this birthday But next birthday you can get me a big teddy bear That's okay But not a big teddy bear A small one will do I want a big one Yes, a smaaaall one! I don't want a small one I want a big one Small one is okay Then I don't want any Path u dear! I don't want any Which bear do you want? Give it to me I want it Look over there Far away there is a ship One day we'll go in that - Where are you going? - Nowhere Come, I'll carry you - Don't cry, okay - Drink your milk Where is our daughter? Chinnu...! Chinnu Where is she? My daughter! Chinnu...! I don't see her anywhere Mother Ma Where did you find him? Careful Here Sit here Sit, Sabu'cheta Mother, he is Sabu'chetan who admitted father in the hospital I am very grateful This man is so careless He falls into any pit he sees on the way 25 years ago I fell into the biggest pit ever! What a joke! Look! It's streaming down What? Your dye! You could have brought him home in an auto Why did you trouble that boy? It's no trouble at all This is my job Just a 'thank you' will do Grandpa Come, my dear Who are they? Our daughter Rasmina And her daughter Fathima Our dearest Pathu But how are Rasmina and Fathima your 'family'? I'll explain this evening Okay, I'll leave Leaving? You must accept a payment No, not necessary Don't say that Please accept something I'll handle it See you in the evening okay They are all the same kind Go and pay him something 'Statutory warning: Smoking and drinking alcohol are harmful to health' I've fixed the board We can get away with anything we want Bro, it's a great place No one will disturb us here We can be here till tomorrow morning Why are you sitting so glum? Say something What can I say? Once, just like this, my best friend sat near the backwaters, drinking He fell into the sea And was found only 3 days later Are you satisfied? Regi chem, don't ruin this beautiful night with such stories Let him say what he wants Frankly, I feel like laughing when I hear about such mishaps Our friend Kumaran died laughing like this Take that glass In memory of our Pattaya tour that fell into a bottomless hole! Abuses to all employers who cut salaries For the peace of all souls who died in calamities Sit...sit When you talk of calamities come up with new stories ls someone's house on fire? Don't worry It's my ring tone Recorded it during a funeral Don't call me unless it's an accident Now I am in the middle of the Metro rail project discussion Whose ring tone is that? It isn't a ringtone It's that buffoon moaning Everyone moans after a couple of drinks I really love it Love failure, eh? How did you know? A girl will cry at the drop of a hat But a man will cry only for 1 reason A girl How did your love break up? Hey! Don't be so thrilled How did it break up? Lizzie, Jessy, Sumi, Sherry So many of them? But none of them made me cry I loved only 1 girl sincerely Only 1 who I really wanted to marry I even told my mother about her And? Look! She is the girl Go and talk to them She's good looking But let me see if she will match our family That flirt's mother is coming You sit in the car Wait please - What is your girl's name? - Gowri Menon - Is she studying? - Yes Who else is part of your family? If you're thinking in terms of an alliance, forget it Her marriage is fixed I just wanted to know- It's so obvious when uncultured people like you come to talk Hey! It's not a proposal My son wanted a chic chick simply for time pass! May be go for a movie or drive around in the car Won't I get refined girls from a good family to marry my son? Poor aunty! Misunderstood me completely Ruined it! Marry a girl with a bloody face like that? Why did you mess it up? How will I not be angry? Her mother is so damn arrogant! She looks the riff-raff kind Good for nothing! That's gone too It was a great catch His own mother ruined his chances Since I was a good looker... ...I didn't have to lie saying I was a pilot High hopes! She loved me knowing what and who I was She called me home one day to introduce me to her family She had only 1 condition Her father must be suitably impressed How is everything? Going on well Angel... ...told us everything Anthony, meet Joe My cousin I simply love music Me too - Do you sing? - A little Then you must sing today He always says he likes to sing But I've never heard him, daddy Sing for us Don't sing Don't sing Please sing Don't sing I did "A chap who outsmarted an already Smart Alec!" Dreams dissolved, my heart too Dear goblin who is an imp true Don't sell ice to the Eskimos Don't try to paint the chameleon! We never knew No one told us the boy sings so well Hey! Didn't you fall in love? I did Not now Long back In school I like you very much Yuck! I don't like you Lame fellow! If you did not like me... ...big boo to you! From that day when I see girls I turn my face away After removing his knickers!! Sabu'cheta You haven't got married because of a broken affair too? Nothing like that But there was a girl in my life And? What else? She just left me That is how a girl's heart is Like water It just flows on and on Men are like mobiles If mobile falls into water or water falls on the mobile... ...the mobile gets spoilt Even God can't predict when an auto will turn! Or when a girl will change her mind Sometimes it may even change on the way to the altar No heart Girls don't have a heart Have you ever heard of a girl dying of a heart attack? Not at all Some men belong to the imbecile clan He won't touch a girl claiming she's a Goddess In the end when some software engineer marries her... ...he'll sit and moan What is the use? That's why you must get to taste the goodies- I'll punch you hard Only a thought Men who got jilted advise their friends like this Let me ask you something We gave our hearts Should we give our body too? Are they entitled to it? That was superb I like it, partner We men love- Stop it, I say Love, bull and bunkum Don't you have any other topic? Don't say that, partner Love is- What is it? Love is- What is love, sweetheart? A fire that sears the heart What is love, sweetheart? A fire that scorches the heart What is love, sweetheart? A fire that scars the heart Hooch cannot salve the pain nor will dope make the hurt abstain Hooch cannot salve the pain nor will dope make the hurt abstain Even if you pluck your heart en masse hand it over in your loved one's hands Won't you say it is a red hibiscus? And fling it far away, lass? We'll tuck the flowers neat behind our ear lobes petite And be named after the moon 'Shashi' or 'Shashank' dude We'll tuck the flowers neat behind our ear lobes petite And be named after the moon 'Shashi' or 'Shashank' dude What is love, sweetheart? A fire that sears the heart A fire that sears the heart "if glamorous like Shah Rukh Khan" Any girl will fall flat but just for fun! "if Shah Rukh Khan ends up a pauper with An1jad Khan she'll elope proper!" Only a guy loaded with cash is a lover Any other beggar is only her brother A leaf falls on a thorn suddenly or vice versa as the case may be Girl, why does the leaf then lodge a case against the thorn for being a nuisance? Even a snake in the grass will go to court for justice Life will turn worthless I say As useless as a knife without a blade Even a snake in the grass will go to court for justice Life will turn worthless, intolerable As useless as a wheel without an axle What is love, sweetheart? A fire that sears the heart Chatterbox of a girl garrulous who is just full of nonsense Pretends she reeks of intelligence Falls into traps, begging for deliverance Doomsday has come for men when palm trees climbed by women! Girl, that's it, once you get married men are as good as blindfolded Even if an elephant runs wild won't a man still be a mahout kind? Such gibberish is a waste of time A poppycock song that has lost its rhyme! Such Greek and Latin is a waste of time An absurd song that has lost its rhyme! What is love, sweetheart? A fire that sears the heart You rocked, man I think it's about to rain Let's go Where is the other guy? Akbar Let's go Wait a minute Let me empty out my sorrows If there is love in my life it will only be with my Jenny Your Jenny? - Your Jenny - Mine! Stop it Let Jenny belong to anyone Get up Help me UP Come lvly Jenny Society's Jenny Is it your or my leg that has a complaint? - Who is that? - Let him go Must have gone up to get tender coconut He should have given me also one Why don't we mind our business? Why do you interfere? Once a grandpa climbed a tree to get coconuts We know that story Do such people even have grandpas? He must be punched first What a beautiful sight! Has she been there long? What is it? Why drool over a lady who is like our elder sister? After all she's a policeman's wife I'll click a snap Will come of use later I will woo this chechi also and whizz away Are you feeling bad? There will be a teacher in every school And a chechi in every town That is the law of nature Wonder where our society is heading I'm quite fed up of this saint! - Aren't you going today? - Today is Sunday I know you've gone for catering on Sundays too Maybe we'll leave 10:30 Till then do you know why they hang around here? Oh! I see Chechi, shall we go for a movie? But didn't we plan it already? - Yes - Then why again? This was just to remind you You bet! It will be very crowded We must leave early, okay? Okay That's her idea Partner No chance! Look at this winding queue Shall I get it for you? You? Watch the power of a handicapped person What? I am handicapped 3 tickets Why do such people come to these places? Don't beat me Go back to the queue Didn't you get tickets? Give us 2 and you can sell the rest in black Can you believe? He really beat me I will get tickets I will make her buy them She has to oblige if I ask her to Give me the money, you dog Actually the theater owner is my friend Looking at her smile I think she fell for it Shut up! Since you are here it isn't right to meet him Policeman Kaput! Don't beat me She's my wife Wife?! Move back What is the time? Don't bother I know 4:30 He says it is 4:30 Brother, can you please bend a little? You mean till the movie gets over? You mean bend down for two and a half hours If you want stand up and see, fool! Let her go She isn't bothered Who are you waving out to? Did you notice her face? Not face God-awful face! Whatever! Did you catch that shy-look... ...when I said she was my wife? Yes, she was shame-faced Any girl will feel ashamed being your wife Let me tell you something honestly No need Don't mind him, go ahead During the movie I held her hand You what...? I caught her hand You held Jenny's hand? I swear! Must be true - I heard a loud slap! - Maybe true I meant I caught her hand...almost! Everybody has a good opinion How was the film? Superb Lower class people like the film too! Here's you r 'd osa' It's my treat Especially because she said she liked me When did she say so? She will soon Anticipating that joy Let her first profess May be she'll choose me But still you can pay Are you footing the bill? Bro, 1 more fish fry with plenty of onions Right away Mackerel fried hot Roasted pearl spot Prawns in kokum gravy freshly caught In spite of all this do you know why... ...I am not scared I'll lose Jenny? Because you know you won't get her, right? I have an item with me A song, Just 2 lines If you look into a girl's eyes and sing those 2 lines... ...consider her fallen Angel's father fell, remember? I am not talking about the father lam talking about the girl That's how Angel fell for me Bro, some chutney please Here What are those 2 lines? What? You mentioned that time about...making girls fall? Making girls? To make them fall for you Oh! Those 2 lines, eh? You want to know? Tell me, dude Not in a mood today Tell you tomorrow Bro, chutney I asked for chutney Not your kidney Tell me, dude What's wrong with you? He was just egging you and you fell for it You be quiet Let him tell Can't you just eat and be quiet? What did you say? Be quiet and eat Is it because you are paying? I don't want anyone's charity - Then don't eat - I won't Sit there, Akku I don't want - Don't show off - I said I didn't want - I order you, sit - I won't sit - Are you sure? - Yes, very sure Can I take your fish fry?! Waiting for me to get up to eat my fish fry! What are those 2 lines? All water- What the heck? That isn't correct Come to me asking for snacks this evening Then take some more Is it beef? I remember, my aunt once ate beef and the bone got stuck in her throat Clear out I only asked you to be careful Pilot is catering I feel like jumping into the pool Once my cousin jumped into a pool They had to drain it to get the body - I said it without thinking - I only cautioned you Hey! Don't dump it like that This pit is only half dug Where is the guy who was supposed to dig it? - Who was it? - I don't know A Hindi speaking guy If we dump waste outside it will create an issue That's why we thought we will bury it here Where is this devil gone? Hindi-man? Hey you buffalo! Get up, sir Let's go home Is he dead? - Any waste to be dumped, bro? - No, I have to take 'this' home He drank like a dipsomaniac! I understood something today There is no rich or poor Every single person is a base Well dressed people build skyscrapers on that base He drank 12 of them Did you remember to tell Regi to keep a bottle for us? Hey! Don't cover it up There is some more trash Don't go Who the hell was that fool? He covered up the pit Now where do we dump this? Into the neighbor's plot That's our habit Let's not break it Haven't we seen him somewhere- Come fast You think this is where we will all die? Be quiet! Every second you talk about death - What is it? - Who knows? There he comes - These boys, huh? - Yes, sir In the house where you went as caterers... ...a kid is missing We called you to enquire about that But how are we concerned? Was there any stranger in your catering group? No one - Are you sure? - Yes I know these boys, sir Okay Go Someone was an uninvited guest! Wonder if they found out I smuggled some food? Why should I be scared? I do it all the time! What were you about to say? Yesterday that Hindi speaking man- Don't open your mouth and stuff your feet into it! Our tour will go for a toss We'll be hassled with court cases - Just come away - He's looking at us Nothing to do with us Mommy! Give it to me No, I won't - Give - I won't Gun dear What will I tell your Facebook friends? Gun dear G'ma, look Jenny has come Ask her to dance and make it colorful here Come, let's go - Got some? - No Come I drive the ambulance No policeman will dare stop me when I drive with the siren - Over? - I finished it I shared it with him just now How will it be enough? Go and tell Regi'chetan It is for his sake Ask him, dude Move Wait...wait! Give it here Happy? Softly senseless! Wasted that also Gun dear! The stuff is over Should we buy more? - What brand? - MH Gun dear I don't know if this is the right time to ask But still- What now? What were the 2 lines of that song? Are you still thinking of that? Don't take her away How will she take a 'selfie' now? Let me take one for the last time Gun dear! Get up, Akku This cannot be carried in the lift Move your leg Tell me where the rest of the booze is and then sleep Wake up, man Don't behave like rogues in a funeral house Wait until you have a funeral in your own house! I'll get back at you guys I won't buy you a single drink I swear on my dead g'ma - That's cheating - Wasting money going after it Why is that a different color? He drinks only Horlicks Of course Such a baby! Why are they drinking senselessly like this? Out of sheer sorrow, my dear girl Why not? Sorrow indeed! He said he wanted to meet Faisal regarding his ticket Wonder if he'll wake up He'll manage Don't worry They keep saying Pattaya What is so special there? There are many statues of Buddha They must be going there to pray Lord Buddha! Yuck! What a stink! Ugh! Haven't you completed this sewage work as yet? They will finish it You don't have to bother What is this, my boy?! You drink tea also like you're gulping down booze Did dad leave early? Yes Aren't you going to school? I have fever Fever? Don't pretend Go to school Really, she is running a high temperature I must take her to the doctor Let me see You are mad Nothing is wrong with her Here Go see a doctor If she's sick... hands and legs start trembling in fear Then it's better you go and see the doctor As the tour comes nearer hospital duty beckons you! Why don't you arrange more alliances like you did for Rasmina? I must cut my hair today All salons are closed on Tuesdays Guys always think of a haircut only on a Tuesday - Are you okay? - You bet! I actually came to talk to you What is it, bro? Shall we sit over a cup of coffee? Will you pay for it? It's okay I'll tell you right away Just a minute Do you remember me? I was the one who drove you to the hospital So do you want money? I don't want any darn thing A good deed deserves a simple word of thanks What did you want to tell us? What is it, mother? What happened? We'll be there at once Sabu'cheta, I'll call you this evening - What is it? - Nothing - Tell us what happened - Just come What is it? What happened? What is it? I don't know You find out for yourself Akku! What happened, man? What happened? Answer us Tell us what it is Didn't you go buy the ticket? I did, but I couldn't buy Sorry, brother This will be your last Where were you looking? I didn't see It was so sudden Couldn't you see? Sorry, bro, I did not notice you You apologize after banging into me I was reversing and so- Did you see the front of my bike? Pay me for this damage Who will repair this? - No, brother - Give me money, man Did I not ask you to stop, you pig?! Who was he? Forget it Who was that guy? He's one of them from the 'Andhakar' colony Let's go They belong to that Sabbati colony Don't go Those boys are all rogues Your son is very dear to our heart Partner Anyone who has hurt him will pay dearly for it We'll come back only after we take revenge Come, dude Let's go Get down Get down for a minute Why don't we take our revenge tomorrow? Yuck! Is this the way to sleep? Wake up, Akku I brought you Horlicks That was for him That's mine Who threw this? What is it? Bill for milk? Hold this for a second I like you a lot You imp Pathu Was that you? Just you wait! You don't have to tell us this She wrote it to someone else Tell me the truth Who is it? But I did not write it - Then who did? - I won't tell You won't? Tell me the truth Hey! You better tell or he'll squeeze you to death Jenny chechi My dear Jenny! Over the mist laden hills and vales Come sing with me o' beautiful Koel What have you got to do in my song sequence? Your song? What if she had intended it for me? At least come with a good costume, man! Look at the absurd way you are dressed Let's go, eh? Come Golden deer honey sweet Shimmering fish slipping neat Apple of my eye, sugar I dream of you forever Just once let me caress Don't say no please! Let me whisper sweet-nothings in your ear You are my desire Like the rainbow in a sky azure Men will fall for your smile for sure Golden figure blossoming Like cadamba the love-flower blooming Anklets tinkling Mischief sprinkling Golden deer honey sweet Shimmering fish slipping neat Apple of my eye, sugar I dream of you forever Just once let me caress Let me whisper sweet-nothings in your ear Like the rainbow in a sky azure Men will fall for your smile for sure Golden figure blossoming Like cadamba the love-flower blooming Anklets tinkling Mischief sprinkling 'This is not the way to make girls fall' 'I'll teach you how' 'Come, my love' 'Throw away this shameless fellow' Oh youth, hey loony I am in love with you madly Say yes to love 'coz you live only once Oh youth, hey loony I am in love with you madly Say yes to love 'coz you live only once Whether you know or not I am crazy, truly besotted God made us 'Made for each other' I am your hero forever Whether you know or not I am crazy, truly besotted God made us 'Made for each other' I am your hero forever Love and be loved "In my heart as long as I live" My dearest, come near Listen, I want to tell you, dear Golden figure blossoming Like cadamba the love-flower blooming Anklets tinkling Mischief sprinkling Bless you! My dearest Jenny, you will fall sick dancing in this rain That too with such crazy fellows Hold this umbrella I must tell you something urgent I taught them that dance Come with us Jenny, go away These fellows are not normal All these days you hated girls Now what happened? You are excited after reading her letter, aren't you? Did she send it to your house? TO yours? She gave it to me Read it if you want Jenny, my dear Are the dancers ready? I like you very much To my Akbar Goodness! What does she see in him? The moment I saw you, my lovely My words got stuck totally As it is you're so sweet It's music when you speak That's why every night chatting with you is a delight Love makes me mad Don't feel bad That's my heart Gold 24 carat "if you fall in love true is that the end of you?" Will your mind filled with ego forget me, tell me now My heart beats there, my dear Draws your face very clear Golden figure blossoming Like cadamba the love-flower blooming Anklets tinkling Mischief sprinkling As decided at the meeting of Girinagar residents association... ...next Sunday we celebrate our 1st anniversary Jenny has offered to organize a dance Who else is performing? I have a mono act to present 'A fisherman's mishap' Shut up! Jenny has promised to teach us 'kitchen dance' That's the last straw! I am not joining you These kids can dance That too at this age- What age? You don't have to come I will take part in all the items Dyeing your hair won't make you young! Who is applying dye? Enough! You can discuss all that later Master! Before that the sewage canal must be covered Kids run all over that place They have promised to finish it this week Shall we wind up this meeting? Master! Just a minute Do you have any item for the program? We have programs only off the stage! Sabu'chetan wants to say something Go ahead and say it Opinions are always welcome Yes Go...go I don't belong to this colony But many of you know me I am Sabu Jadayi Sa- Some people call me that also I am an ambulance driver I don't know if this is the right time But since everyone is here All these days I was in a mad rush saving lives of other people Now I feel I too want a life of my own I feel awkward saying this If caste and religion are of no consequence... ...can I take care of Rasmina and Pathu? I may not be very affluent but I will take care of their needs They will not starve for sure lam not doing this out of pity I really like her I also know you are all the family she has That is why I came here to ask your permission Rasmina is not like my daughter She IS my daughter This time we won't decide about her life hastily We understand how she feels We are very happy to entrust her to you So let's clap and pass this? Mom, wait We should have asked Rasmina first True He felt humiliated in front of everyone Why don't you call him? He was quite upset That's true Call him I think he is dead He's moving If we stop, we'll get into trouble Let's go 'How does it concern us?' 'One day if we are lying on the road...' '...I just hope I don't die like an abandoned dog' Who brought me here? Thanks Why? For some actions thanks isn't necessary at all Gone...gone It's my turn now No, it isn't It's my game You are cheating No, you are cheating, grandpa - Then I'm not playing - Okay, don't play - What is it, my boy? - Where is he? - He's in there - Come out, dude What is it? Oh! You are here? You are the one who should see it What is it? Come with me, dude It's a suspense thriller Come Study well, okay? Good morning, chem - What is it, man? - I'll show you Is it a wedding? See you Go, but seeing you again is highly doubtful Anyway let's see God help me What is it? - What is the matter? - I'll tell you Remember he used to water plants on his terrace? Do you know what it was? Ganja cultivation Bribe them and try to come out Bribing is wrong, isn't it? Goody-goody U n n I! How awful! - That is too much - It is very simple I can't do that Jenny is more of a match for me Let us dance together - Hear...hear! - Made for each other Toothless actor Prem Nazir Count me out Mammali's Body Show is better than this Next is Pathu's mono act A round of applause for Pathu I will do it on stage No way You rehearse first and then on stage - She will do it - No, I won't Come, Path u Go...do it Look, she'll begin now Do it Greetings lam... here... today to...! Pathu...my dear What happened? Fooled you...got you! This is how a kid with stage-fright will act! Smart girl You scared us out of our wits My dear, you were superb This is not super I'll spank you for this You can sing the poem... ...for which you won the 1st prize in school That's true Then I can do what she did Verrrry good! Wait and watch All of you will be dumbstruck 'Girinagar Residents Association 1st year Anniversary' Open it Hold the vessel Don't be greedy Just checking if it was original Bun is ready Put it in Chechi, care for a bun? She doesn't like buns These guys are always joking - Sir, bun? - Get lost Isn't that what I also asked? Next is a dance by Jenny Which has never been performed before Raise the curtain My girl's dance - Move away - Get lost Move away Hey! Move I can't see Now, no problem What the heck?! Sexual assault, eh? Why would I hit on such an ugly creature! What are you up to? I'm coming Go quickly, man I'll meet you outside, pig! What are you up to? He is reeking of booze Our next item is- Next is mine Someone else has to perform No, let me do mine Remember what Pathu did the other day? I'll do that It will be a great act! Now we have a mono-act from Regi Pathu, he's doing what you did Dear members of- Why isn't anyone coming? Get up and go! Go I am acting Get out, man - He must be drunk - I swear I am not You'll laugh I promise you it'll be funny Get out, man He is not even steady on his feet Come, 9113/5 It's not over yet It will be funny You'll laugh at the climax Please be calm Next is a beautiful song by Fathima Once in my garden in a corner With love I grew a jasmine creeper I watered it, my heart truly happy with feathered dreams created a canopy A cool breeze delightfully touched those tendrils daintily A few days later he came out of the blue My cherished buds into darkness he threw Once in my garden in a corner With love I grew a jasmine creeper A cool breeze delightfully touched those tendrils daintily A few days later he came out of the blue My cherished buds into darkness he threw Hands with bangles jingling clapped I could not hear the parakeet's ballad No game could I play happily with the squirrel or magpie easily When angels land in my garden riding on chariots from heaven I don't have garlands of jasmine to welcome these fairies divine I don't have gold or pearls either but in my garden nurtured with care Once in my garden in a corner With love I grew a jasmine creeper A cool breeze delightfully touched those tendrils daintily A few days later he came out of the blue My cherished buds into darkness he threw I wished, sweet spring will arrive to befriend the moon and dragonfly On lips sweet smiles to bestow A never fading golden glow Hoping koels with beaks caressing sang on trees a special blessing Wishing the forest streams saunter like anklet bells ringing in laughter I longed for my dreams to flower Once in my garden in a corner Once in my garden in a corner With love I grew a jasmine creeper A cool breeze delightfully touched those tendrils daintily A few days later he came out of the blue My cherished buds into darkness he threw Wow! What a resounding applause! Fathima rocked If that's how one gets applause I too would have sung Yes, and we'll have to run around to arrange your funeral I have an idea Let's present that 2 line song Which one? The one you sing looking at a girls' eyes That can't be done here That's for ladies only Lungi dance?! Go...she has started dancing I am going Let's go What is it? Look! That is the rascal Which rascal? Remember that fellow who hit me? He's the one from 'Andhakar' colony How dare he dance here?! You Vagabond! How dare you dance here after hitting our partner? Don't leave him Are you running away? Catch him Stop right there Don't let him go Run...run Catch him Have you seen Pathu? Pathu is missing Where is Pathu? Did you see my daughter? My daughter is missing She must be somewhere here She must be with the other kids Don't cry My little girl! Once in my garden in a corner With love I grew a jasmine creeper I watered it, my heart truly happy with feathered dreams created a canopy A cool breeze delightfully touched those tendrils daintily A few days later he came out of the blue My cherished buds into darkness he threw 'I am calling from the travel agency' 'Sir, Pattaya tour tickets have been issued' 'The tour package details! Listen! Take it easy You got one more calamity to narrate You must come to the police station at once The Chief inspector wants to meet you We haven't got any more information No, I am on a sacred vow Otherwise I would've- Please give me 2 days, sir Where was the kid staying? In my house What is the matter? What? What is the matter? Nothing Recently there were reports of missing kids All of them were girls below 10 years 3 of those girls were found dead in 3 different places Coincidentally, they had all been sexually assaulted Sir, what are you... "saying? The post mortem report says your Fathima also- Wait! I haven't finished yet Based on facts from locations where these kids were found... ...we have zeroed in on a suspect Dhapan, a Bengali After serving a jail term in Bengal for assaulting a 5 year old... ...he is just out A habitual offender He was seen in those areas where the kids went missing Have you seen him? Yes, sir When? Where? 'Who is that?' 'He must have come for some tender coconuts' 'We've seen him somewhere' 'Come, dude' We actually suspected him Really? And what did you do about it? Tell me, what did you do? What can you do, right? None of your business, eh? Why take unnecessary responsibility for someone else Never do anything worthwhile But why are you affected now? When it concerns your own family makes your stomach churn, right? If you had complained, a small hint that girl would have been alive today You wastrel- God forgive me! Sir, we never imagined- Shut up! You don't react promptly and you come here and moan, eh? Shameless fellows Spineless creatures! Call yourself youngsters Full of booze and drugs you're blind to everything Didn't he kidnap that kid right under your nose? Suspected him Go home kids Go home, have dinner and tuck yourselves into bed You guys are fit only for that This is our job, right? We'll catch him We must, right? We will We will for sure I too have a daughter this young You can go Get out! Sir You won't get him No other kid will have to go through what happened to our Pathu Yo u Wait there Pay me for the broken pots Give me my money No! Don't Let me go I want to chop him up I want to kill the guy who killed our Pathu Move Chop him, dude True! He ought to die He was the one who killed all of them But your Pathu was not killed by him What the hell are you doing? This is the man...who killed Pathu and dumped her into the drain Me? Don't talk rubbish! That poor kid was always hanging around you, master Don't believe them They are crazy Yes, we are mad These simple souls will easily believe you Isn't that how you made him also 'mad' Why don't you sing a song, Sanju? No - Then let's go home - No, I won't come You are evil Better come with me Otherwise I'll kill you I won't come hereafter I will tell your parents everything No! Please don't Then come with me Beat him to death The dirty pig! Such a satanic fellow! Beat him till he dies, bloody lowlife No one must ever stoop so low ever again Give it to him! He isn't the only one to be killed We don't want any one like him here anymore Die! Sir, this is getting out of hand Let them do what they want, dude We arrest them with great difficulty, bring them to court, punish them And send them to jail For what joy? To feed them mutton and make their bodies beefy, eh? There are already many of them in there...minus a leg or a hand Such perverted guys must not be punished by us The affected people must do it Rip him to pieces, my girl What they did was perfectly right We often read about it in the papers... ...and felt like reacting just like what they actually did But your friends were a little too late But why didn't we see you even in a single scene? 'He and his blessed Pattaya! Faisal must be the bad influence' 'Go tell Faisal He'll set it right' 'He said he was meeting Faisal to get tickets for the tour' Get your tickets ready I'll take care of the rest But you haven't yet told us how you fell from your bike 'A few months later on a pay-day' See you! What is it? It's Faisal Put the phone on speaker Sing the 2 lines of the song you woo the girls with There are many here waiting to hear it Sing it, man Sing it at least now - Bro, please - So I sing it, eh? Sure After so long...finally! New face...another new face New face... You rascal Wait there...you! - I'll finish you today - Don't leave him What is love, sweetheart? A fire that sears the heart What is love, sweetheart? A fire that scars the heart Hooch cannot salve the pain nor will dope make the hurt abstain Hooch cannot salve the pain nor will dope make the hurt abstain Even if you pluck your heart en masse hand it over in your loved one's hands Won't you say it is a red hibiscus? And fling it far away, lass? We'll tuck the flowers neat behind our ear lobes petite And be named after the moon 'Shashi' or 'Shashank' dude We'll tuck the flowers neat behind our ear lobes petite And be named after the moon 'Shashi' or 'Shashank' dude What is love, sweetheart? A fire that scorches the heart A fire that sears the heart |
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