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Americans in Bed (2013)
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JOE: The first time I saw her, I wasn't thinking about whether she was a good mom or she was gonna be someone I would grow old with. I wanted to nail her. That's the truth. Ha ha! And then I got to that. That's what it was. If you were, like, some, you know, one-toothed freak, I don't care how good you are to my kids. I wouldn't have been-- or how good of a person you are; I wouldn't have wanted to be with you. OK, that's true. It's definitely true. I definitely have the same... [Both chuckle] When you're first with someone and you start-- and you explore each other and you start--become sexual, every moment of your day is when you're gonna fuck, how you're gonna fuck, when you're gonna find time to fuck, who's gonna fuck when, what are you gonna do, how does she do it. And then, as you progress in your relationship, it's like, "All right, "maybe Sundays, OK, you know, but we got so much to do for the week, let's make Sunday the time we're gonna do it." So we went through that at the beginning of our relationship. All we did was try to figure out where we're gonna fool around: my office, our apartment, wherever. But I think now we plan, like, special times, do you know what I mean, to be alone and stuff like that. It's a little bit more romantic and, like, meaningful, I think-- I got to get you drunk now. Sometimes. [Both laugh] Usually night, morning, and if we do anything, if we see each other during the day, we'll have sex during the day. Right. So, if we spend nonstop with each other, 2 or 3 times a day. Time to have sex. I think one of the ways in which Blanca and I connect to each other is sexually, and people often look at us and kind of, like-- They're like, "How do you guys have sex?" 'cause, you know. "Hmm. "'Cause you're 6'6", 240, and you're 4'10", 82." Ha ha ha! "How the hell?" And the answer is, surprisingly well. She's probably the best sex I've ever had in my life, and she continues to be to this day. Sure. A large part of it-- she doesn't believe me, but it's true, and it's really important to me partially because we managed to make things work physically so well and partially because of the way I feel for her. Yeah, I'm pretty happy with our sex life in terms of, you know, the frequency and what we do together when we do things together. Yeah. I think chemistry is non-tangible. You just know it. Been two years and I thought I'd be bored by now, and not yet. [Giggles] Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. [Growls] Yow. Yeah. We met because Randy took 13,000 photographs of me. He made a music video for me. I was stalking her. I remember the first time we got together. It was really hot. It was really hot. Stop it. Shh. I think sex is the most important thing in a relationship, and I've always felt that way. Now, I don't know if men see it that way, but I feel pretty sure that I'm speaking for, like, just about every woman in the world that, like, when you have sex with your partner, you kind of can't have sex with your partner if you're really mad at them, if you're upset about something, if you're stressed out about something, if your house is a pig sty, whatever it is. And because I, like, I would like to have sex every single day, I feel like all those other things have to be in order every single day as well. I know not of a situation in which that initial physical attraction is something you could, like, develop into, whereas I think it's a lot easier to work on things like "I'm not gonna hang my underwear on the door" or "I'm gonna call you if I'm running late" or whatever, like, all the little nuances of your life that are, like, kind of the boring stuff anyway. I'd rather work on the boring stuff than have to, like, "work" on the stuff that's, like, the fun, exciting stuff. Hear, hear. And that was a good answer, OK? [Both laugh] So eat a dick. Ha ha ha! I feel like I've met my soul mate, the person that completes me, you know? I had a hole in my chest, and when I met her, that hole was filled and I felt like I'm a whole person now and not a part of a person, being with her. Being with somebody who just wanted to be with me and not anyone else-- that was really very important to me. And respect. And it's what I needed at the time and still. Right. Somebody who loves when you walk in the door, says hello when you come in and good-bye when you go out, and asks you how your day is and really cares how your day was. Goes to your softball games. And goes to your softball games and cheers you on. [Chuckles] Watches you umpire. Oh, she's getting misty now. Ha ha ha! I'd been umpiring for 12 years at that point and nobody came to watch me do it, and she would. She would just be happy to sit there and watch me do my thing, and she is so cute sitting in her little chair with her sunflower seeds and her drink, just to, like-- and then the moms would, like, "Oh, which child is yours?" BOTH: "The umpire." "I'm with the umpire." Ha ha ha! "Oh. Nice. Ha ha ha! "My Billy is playing shortstop." She's like, "Oh. I'm with the umpire." Ha ha ha ha! That was hysterical. Oversexed. Oversexed. He's... No, he's normal and she's not. He could have his sex anyplace, even in the bathtub. [Giggles] We had plenty of sex. Well... You know, he'd come around and want to have sex. Did I ever say no to you? Never, never. In all the years we're married? Never had a headache. I never had a headache, I never had a backache. I was always available. It was me having the headaches. Yeah, he was-- Ha ha ha ha! But I never refused him sex, never. I had a very good lover and he taught me all I know. If there's more to know, I'll never know, so... I had been living with an older woman when I was young, and she taught me that a woman has to be satisfied. And-- What are you scratching? I'm just--just rubbing my arm. Stop scratching. And, uh... she was right. No doubt. MAN: Either you sleep with each other right away, you know, or you don't, and because we didn't, I was like, "OK, you know, what? Is he interested or, you know, what's going on here?" You know, and I think he would say, "Oh, I'm not, you know, I'm not ready to rush into that." I remember I used to play on a gay softball team, and all my teammates, you know, when they-- knowing that George was 10 years younger than me, they would refer to him as "chicken." That's a term, you know, for someone really young. "Oh, chicken. You eating chicken tonight? You having chicken tonight?" And "Well, no, we're not sleeping together." "What? What are you, crazy? You're not having sex at all?" I'm like, "No, I'm not." I wouldn't necessarily-- I wouldn't explain myself, but I just knew that, you know, in the past I would sleep with the individual and they would be gone the next day, or I wouldn't sleep with the individual and they would be gone the next day. I remember the first time we had sex, too. It wasn't-- I thought it was terrible. Yeah, it wasn't good. I thought it was terrible. Maybe, like, he had hyped it up to be something and I wasn't even prepared or I just-- it was like, "Oh, OK," you know. And I don't know what happened after that, if we, like, "Oh, like, let's give it another try." For me, like, even though the sex was bad, I was like, "All right, well, let's go on. You know, there could be Try Number 2, Try Number 3. Maybe it'll get better." I didn't just see him as a sexual being. I saw him more as a partner, someone I can connect with and, you know, it wasn't just about sex, you know, but I think eventually-- I don't know what changed, but it got better. I mean, we're not having sex, like, every night of the week. I think that would be hot, you know--I mean, not-- I don't think I would enjoy that, but I think I would classify that as hot, hot, you know, but-- But is sex the relationship? Is the relationship sex? No, it's not. For me, the relationship is the comprehensive total of everything going on here. I think it's a hot relationship. Yes. [Chuckles] I think it's warm and could be hotter. Yeah. How could it be hotter? I guess more sex and having more intimacy. More--OK. So, on a scale of one to ten, how hot is it for you? I'd say it's a 6 or 7. 6 or 7? And some more sex would make it an 8? No. Well, in that area, I'm saying. In that area. OK. Ha ha! But I guess we see it differently. Hmm. The last relationship that I was in prior to meeting George, this was an individual that--the image I have in my head, I would basically show up with my heart in my hand. This individual would, yeah, caress it for a while, and then take out a sledgehammer and smash it to bits and then walk away. And then I would be in pain, I would delicately reconstruct this heart, tape it, glue it, bandage it all together and come back: "Here you go. I'm willing to show up again with this," and again: accept, bash it again--even into smaller pieces-- and I would again, you know, construct it again and continue to show up; whereas, in this case, I was determined, by any means necessary, to not surrender this and to really, really preserve the integrity and the wholeness of what was something that was so special and fragile that I kept surrendering over to other individuals who had no respect for it. So, uh, yeah, I was very-- I was very protective of my heart. [Distant dog barking] JOE: We come to bed, 11:00, relaxing, whatever. The kids jump in. Alex dives in... Ha ha ha ha! Comes here with the dog. She goes to bed, I say, "OK, she's gone. Joey, finish your homework?" "Yeah." Run, jump over the top-- pow!--into the bed, hug and kiss and "Love you, guys," doggie, doggie, fighting with the dog, go to bed. Fights with the dog, we're always yelling about the dog, the dog. Right, and that's what happened, and we wake up, and the dog. Here he is. Joe has an issue with the dog. He hates the dog. He really--he's pretending to like the dog; he doesn't like the dog at all. And I don't want to hurt the dog. I don't want to beat him or anything like that. He doesn't want to hurt him. [Mouths "hates the dog"] I got 3 kids that are up our butts. I'd like to be able to not have anything: pets, dogs. Usually when he comes in, he's like, "This damn dog!" 'Cause he's barking. Every day I hear him under his breath, muttering about the dog. Can we curse a little bit here? No. He's a cock block, this dog. Ha ha! No, he's not a cock block! Ha ha ha! He totally is. OK, OK. He is not. We try to have Sexual Sunday, as we call it; like, everybody's sleeping, kids are out, whatever. Kids are probably watching. Oh, they're wa--no. Ha! OK. So she'll throw the dog out, and then we'll have a little--I put on some music, put on whatever and make it nice and comfortable, we come back, and here's what I hear at the door. [Scratching] For an hour, "Arf, arf, arf!" Ha ha ha! Look, he knows. That's what he does every Sunday morning. He knows. He's a kind of problem. We got to change Sexual Sunday to Sexual Saturday. Maybe it'll throw the dog off a little bit. Sexuality, sexually, everything's wonderful between us, but it's not the priority. I have friends that wish that they had the relationship that Patty and I have when it comes to touching each other, kissing each other, flirting, touching, grabbing. My guys, they-- it's not even about sex for men when you get older. It's about affection and wanting to feel love, and if you find time to do it when the dog's not scratching and the kids not diving on you, it's great. Ha ha! Oh. [Giggles] Well, this is my second marriage. And he's number 4 for me. Yes, well, I got married at 17 and divorced at 19, and married at 21, divorced at 24. When was that? Divorced, um--can't keep track. Yeah, I know, you need a scorecard. Anyway, then I got married at 25-- or 27 and got--yeah, I got married at 27 and got divorced at 29. Pretty much my marria-- this is the longest marriage I've ever had. Pretty much my marriages have-- the longest one was two and a half years prior to Guy, so I kind of, like, got married, divorced, married, divorced. But then, I was raised Catholic, and Catholic girls-- you're supposed to marry the man you sleep with, so I kind of had that theme running through my life. We met in high school. She was a cheerleader and played sports. Well, she's told me near recently that all the women, all the girls thought I was gay... No, I-- which explains my problem finding a date, you know. Ha ha ha! She did reveal that to me here recently which, you know, I should have divorced her right then for that comment. Ha ha! I said I thought you were gay. Oh, you did. I see. I didn't say everybody else thought you were, just me. Well, that's not the way it sounded to me. I didn't even know what gay was when I was 16, but, you know, I just thought you were different. I was monogamous, OK? I had a girlfriend for the whole year, school year, pretty much every year is the way it worked for me. Deanne dated whoever was the guy that made the touchdown that week. Ha ha ha! I got this award. It was called the PT Award-- "Prick Teaser Award"-- because I was probably the only virgin that graduated from that school. I still was a virgin. Proud of that. Ahem. Ha ha ha! No, excuse me. Just--my throat was stuck. Yeah, don't-- It was pure coincidence. No commentary intended. Better not. We hooked up on Classmates. The last time he saw me, I was slim, trim, beautiful, 16 years old, and the last time I saw him, he was... wrinkleless-- ha ha ha ha! What? Without wrinkles. Uh-huh. OK. Ha ha ha ha! So we tried to describe each other, and of course, we totally lied over the phone, and--ha ha!--so... he told me that he had been in construction, so I was expecting this big, burly guy to come out, down, you know. So I see him walking down the pathway, and it's like... "Hmm. God, he's really old." Ha ha ha ha! That was my first thought. What was your first thought when you saw me? That you were big. Ha ha ha! There's no hiding it. I mean, you had described yourself and done a pretty good job, but that's-- you know, so, I mean, I wasn't expecting the 16-year-old that I-- I wasn't expecting that, no, so I wasn't necessarily surprised, and that was fine. LEON: As of today's date, we've broken up 26 times and gotten back together 27. Yeah. At least--well, we've gotten together 27. We've gotten back together 27. That's right. His fault. The hell it is. Ha ha! When things are good, they are very, very good, and when they are bad, they are horrid. Yeah, that's right. That's right. We can have ultimate highs and ultimate lows. It's like being bipolar. Ha ha! We have a bipolar relationship. To be honest, though, I think--and like I said earlier, one of the reasons I didn't get back together with Blanca-- Is 'cause he thought I was bipolar. No, I don't think you're bipolar, but-- Schizophrenic. No, getting warmer. Both. You got me checked. I'm a happy kind of guy. I tend to be very happy, I love my life. Be happy. Things are going really well. But, you know, normally, on a scale of one to ten for happiness in my general life, I tend to be at least a 7, maybe an 8. When I'm with Blanca, sometimes I'm a 10, but then, when things are bad, they can go all the way down to zero. And that kind of roller coaster of emotions is no fun, especially because it wasn't something that I felt I was doing wrong. It was just situations would come up and we weren't communicating properly. We just weren't, and there were so many assumptions being made, we would just get into these situations where we'd be great, and then the wrong thing would happen and then, all of a sudden, she'd be blocking me and yelling at me and upset with me and I wouldn't know where it came from. Usually it would be when I was trying to go out of my way to do something sweet for you. That's the way I felt, and it would turn into this big argument and then we'd break up and that would be the end of it, and I wouldn't understand why. During this time, I said, "OK, if you break up with me one more time, "then I'm not gonna get back together with you because I can't handle this roller coaster of emotions," and she did. She broke up with me one more time. I said, "Fine, that's it. We're not getting back together. I'm moving on." [Giggling] But I like the idea of building a romantic, emotionally significant relationship with one person. I just had this sort of epiphany that, you know, sex was sex, but love is something special, and love is never to be trifled with. Right. So I reached out to Blanca and I explained briefly. I said, "Listen, I know that we shared something once that was very special, "and I know that we have our problems, but I still believe that we love each other. And if we love each other, maybe we should try this one more time," and now here we are, two weeks-- two months later. Yeah. We've been married 71 years. I actually started going out with him when I was... I think I was 16 years old. And we just went out on one date. I dumped her. And then we didn't see each other again for a while. I dumped her. His crowd was too fast for me. I wasn't up to them yet. Ha! Well, I don't know, but, you know, they were older than me, so... She was a prude. He came to take me on a date when I was 16 years old, and there were two other couples. She was so frightened that she kept talking. And they were switching around, well, you know, and I'm sitting here, I'm rough on this guy. I'm not gonna let him-- Didn't know how to party, you know. He took me home anyway. Ha ha! Oh, he was kind of wild. He had a lot of girlfriends and... but he was so cute, he had rosy cheeks. Ha ha! Beautiful auburn hair and rosy cheeks. He was just-- he was cute. Yeah. Time does things to us. Yeah, it sure does. Actually, my wild days were ready to be left behind. Yeah, once he married me, he became a homebody. You're partying or you're married, you know. It's a different thing. We go out alone to dinner; I say, "Don't you want company? Let's see if somebody else will go to"-- He said, "I like being with my girl, having dinner alone." True. He still makes me feel young. Mmm. Mmm. Ha! January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September? So almost 9 months? Just about 9 months. Yeah. Wow. I feel like we've been... Together for a lot longer? Yeah. Ha ha! Like, we don't know-- I mean, it's been wonderful, but, like, I think-- That was a heavy sigh. Ha ha! No, it was a sigh of contentment-- OK. And happiness. Ha ha ha! Yasmin was beautiful, and her laugh was beautiful. Aw. Stop. No, there's just something very beautiful about you, so sweet, so, I mean, of course, physically and all that, you know, that all checked out, but I think it was just, it was, it was just-- Can't believe you just said that. Ha ha ha! I don't know. Ha ha ha! And who can resist your smile? Who can? Yeah. He has a nice smile. When he said, like, you know, "I want to marry you," I was just like-- I think every, like, any breath that was in me just, like, was gone. And I was just... so overwhelmed with happiness that finally this person is, like, is asking me to-- or is expressing, like, his wanting to marry me. And she didn't even give me time to, like, be nervous, to wait for her answer. She was just like, "Yes!" Ha ha ha! Yeah. I was like, "All right." Not for one second did I play hard to get. "Whew!" Oh, my God. Yeah. In Islam, between men and women, there are certain guidelines. Obviously, no physical contact whatsoever except if you're married. So, throughout the process of us getting to know each other, which was-- I forgot how long. I think it was about a year and a half or so, something like that, so, yeah, we kept that up until we had gotten legally married. After we had the religious ceremony, we had it at a mosque, and then I think, like, his friends came over and, like, he was talking with them and we were laughing. And then I held his hand, and then, like-- I could feel him, like, fidget a little bit, like he was, like-- like I held his hand, and he was just like, "Whoa." [Both laugh] "Not--wait. " So, for me, at least, it was like, "Yay! We get to hold hands!" And for him, it was like, "Oh, my God, we're holding hands," you know? But, yeah, I guess there was, like, on both sides-- or at least for me-- it was, like, exciting and, like... I don't--it's special, you know, 'cause it's nothing-- it's something you've never experienced before. It just felt like I was finally with who I wanted to be for the rest of my life, and just to hold hands with that person, it's like, "Oh, this is my person now," you know, and she-- and I'm her person and, my gosh, it was just that-- you know, I always wanted to have a person. Ha ha ha! And just finally having the ability to have, you know, to just be with Yasmin and have a person that's just-- to me, that was like, "Ah! Finally." LINDA: I was married for 24 years. I was separated for over, like, a year and a half, and I had been going out with different men. And so I couldn't find the connection that I was looking for, and one of my gentleman friends had said, "You know, you had been with a woman before. Have you thought about that again?" And I said, "Actually, no, I hadn't." So I went on the dating site that says "women looking for men," and I changed it to "a man or a woman," and Margie sent me an email saying, "I'd like to meet you." We went to go have Thai food and that was our first date, and then we came home to my place and sat on the love seat because I didn't have a proper couch. I had a love seat, so we sat close together and she made me crazy because we were talking and I was, like, turned toward her and she kept doing this and touching my arm and... [Giggles] Touching my-- I'm like, "Oh, my God! She's making me crazy!" It's like, you know, she's, like--she's touching me! And we were talking, we were just having a good time, and then she had to be home at a certain time because of her husband. And I just put my arms around her and kissed her, and then she pulled away and said... BOTH: "I gotta go." Ha ha ha! MARGIE: It was not a secret, by any means. I think it's a lot of men's fantasy to see their wife with another woman. As a matter of fact, it was kind of a birthday gift idea and, you know, I had really just been given the freedom to go and explore, so that was exciting for me and scary and, you know, there was all kinds of emotions going on for me. That part of our relationship was very difficult, 'cause she was kind of like, "I want my cake and eat it, too," and you couldn't have--both lives didn't work. And I let her make the choice and, you know, I wanted her-- I loved her enough that I just wanted her to be happy. And I don't think she even knows how big of a risk she took in saying, you know, "I love you, I'll set you free" and hoping that I would come back because I really, really was torn. Fortunately, she was there to help me pick up the pieces. Yeah, I couldn't have lived with that guilt of "ruining a marriage," either, but it wasn't-- it wasn't that. I just said, "I want you to be who you want to be and be happy, "whether that's with me or without me. That's-- you know, I will forever be your friend." Right, baby? That's true. Forever. That's a long time. We're old ladies. I know. [Both chuckle] LEON: I consider myself polyamorous, which means I'm responsibly non-monogamous. I can have a girlfriend and still be physical with other people, as long as everybody involved knows and consents to the other relationships. So, for example, Blanca is my girlfriend and I'm her boyfriend, but I may have another date with somebody else, and Blanca would know all about it. Well, in the very beginning, it was sheer torture. I would go to bed mortified thinking about it because, for me, sex is about making love. It's a very intimate, personal, beautiful thing in which you share your humanity with somebody else. I'm not into casual sex. I don't understand it. I do theoretically, but not practically, so, of course, I would freak out. Monogamy just is painful to me, just as my polyamory might be to Blanca. It put that hurt in her that she describes when she thinks, "Maybe he's gonna leave me for someone else." And I also feel physically pained when I'm-- when I have the opportunity to meet somebody new or be with somebody new. Like, I don't--even if I'm not pursuing it, just I like the personal freedom. I feel like it's an important part of my personality and my life, and I feel that I would be cheating myself and my life if I were not free to pursue some of the things that make me happy. It's not even that I need to do anything with other people, it's just that I feel like I need that freedom, that part of my body... just the thirst for new experiences, whatever they are. Physical, emotional connection with other people is really, really important to me. I've always felt that I needed connection with other people of all kinds, and no matter how amazing Blanca might be, she can never be someone else. We definitely didn't mean to fall in love. [Chuckles] No, we didn't, because when Leon first told me that he was polyamorous, I told him right away that that wasn't gonna be OK with me. I told him I am monogamous, I come from a very conservative background, and I don't believe in that. I didn't even know about polyamory. I was like, "What is that? " [Giggles] "My goodness." And then he's like, "Yeah, you know, OK, I respect that, "but I think we have a connection and, you know, why don't we just hang out from time to time?" And it turns out that we started to hang out from time to time, and there was this thing that happened that I cannot put my finger on it. All I know is that you start seeing sparkles everywhere--ha!-- and you feel fuzzy and you miss the person and you think about them all the time and... Mmm. You know, he's just... you know, you just-- love does not alter "when it alteration finds." It's...I can't put my finger on it. You're drawn to it and you'll do anything for it, and so that's where it all began. It was an accident. Yeah. When we first met, she was all about this book called-- "Sex at Dawn." "Sex at Dawn," which is about how people are, like-- It's about, like, polyamory. Polyamory and polyamorous, and she was like, "Oh, we should be in a relationship with others and we should be-- it should be open." And I was like, "Fuck that." I was like, "You are gonna be mine and that's it, otherwise we're not doing this" and I still feel that way. You know, like, the idea of, like, being open to others-- like, if she were to say to me, "Hey, you can sleep with others," I'd be like, "OK, that's interesting," you know. Like, do I think that that would be good for our relationship? No, I think it'd be terrible for our relationship. The idea of me going out into the world saying, "Hey, who do I want to fuck next?" is not a mindset that is gonna be helpful to how do I keep Julie happy, how do I keep our relationship moving in a forward, positive growing place? But she was totally all about that at the beginning, and, like, now she couldn't be farther from that. Well, I was coming from a different--a very different relationship with, like, very different rules, kind of. And it's like, I think, again, it speaks to, like, the character of my ex-partner and of the relationship, the relationship, meaning what I was putting in as well. And it's like--that's not this relationship. This is a different relationship. I think it's important when you have an attractive partner to show that, like, you know you could lose it, and a little jealousy is a good thing. And I think she's right, you know. There's a certain element of, like-- you know, you have to watch your property-- heh!--you know? It's like somebody's got to be standing on the property with a shotgun, making sure that nobody comes to loot you. It's nice to feel that you're worth owning, you know, and not like, "Oh, you're my girlfriend, I trust you." It's like, "No, I'm your girlfriend. Fight for me. "Make me feel like you know someone else is gonna pick me up if you're not around or if you're not checking in or if you're not whatever." It's, like, that's what I want; I don't want somebody who is, like, doesn't think he has to keep trying. It's true. When we first got together, she wanted her ex to come after me and try to beat me up. I'm not even kidding. I'd go to my brother. My brother was like, "He should beat up Randy." I was like, "I know." And I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" He should have, but he-- Like, fuck that noise. I don't need him to just try to come and beat me up. What are you, two cave men? It speaks to his character that he didn't. How I've always perceived love is, when you get that sensation in your body that you've never felt before, you know, that's not... It's something that you've never felt before, but you know it's coming from a good place. So it's more instinctive than anything, and...yeah, yeah. Your inner soul, it cannot tell you wrong. It's just... so extreme and so intense that you're just bursting with it. Hmm. And I feel like I'm bursting--ha ha!-- with all this love for you. It's a beautiful thing. And it's scary because all at one time, you feel like you have a fear and you have, like, things like these incredible, awesome emotions all bundled into one and it's just like, "Rrr! " Ha ha ha ha! I don't know how to describe it, but, you know, it's a feeling like, "No, baby, I love you so much I don't want to let you go," like, "Oh!" And we play with each other and we laugh with one another... Yeah, well, I'm big on that. And we can cry and...you know? And at times, we don't even need to speak... and it's that always knowing that that person is there and being secure in that, so... Yes, I do love you. [Blows raspberry] Ha ha ha ha! [Blows raspberry] Ha ha ha ha! Mmm. FARID: Most recently, I don't know, something's taken over me to tell George while he's laying there in bed, "George, I just want you to know that I love you, I really appreciate you, I'm there for you." You're awake for that, aren't you? You do recall? Ha ha ha ha! 'Cause it's just, "Oh, I love you, too" kind of thing. What are you-- when are you talking-- No? Just in the morning or before going to bed at night... I mean, yeah, of course. I let you know how much I love you and I care about you, and I just thought I'm overtaken by just a sense of great appreciation-- Well, if I'm awake, yes, I'm hearing that, but if I'm not, why are you saying that to a sleeping person? I just want to know that you hearing it and that you feel it. Oh, if I'm awake, I'm definitely hearing it, yeah. Thank you for that, but it sounds like you're saying it to--while I'm sleeping. No, no, just at times I wonder if you're listening, if it's sinking in, if it's something that just kind of, like, goes over you, if it's meaningful to you. I mean, this guy has a big heart, you know. He's got the biggest heart I've seen and, you know, and he's got a lot of love to give. Mm-hmm. And I feel it, you know. How do you know when you feel it? Oh, I just feel the energy, the presence of it. I feel that--it's a feeling of being showered by love, you know, so I definitely feel that. And I know he wants that so much in return, and, you know, I do my best to give him that. You know, with Farid, there are times when I'll just surprise him and acknowledge him, and he bursts out in tears so, you know, I know I'm definitely having an impact and affecting him. I used to ask George, "How would you feel if I were to ask you to get married?" Just testing the waters, and his response was, "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" I remember early on. I'm like, "OK, I'm just gonna drop that," not that it was even a possibility. And then he sprung on a--what was it, a couple of Christmases ago? Was it two years ago? Yeah, 2008, actually. Yeah, he sprung a surprise engagement party on me, where he had assembled a whole bunch of people here. And I walk into my apartment, this apartment, and-- I don't know how many people were in here, but, "Surprise!" And in front of all these people, George proposed to me, which is quite out of character from what I was expecting from him. But I do think that being able to show this off and tell people-- it's still kind of new for me to--I don't know how to refer to you as--you know, I hear people say "my husband," And "my husband"-- that, to me, sounds very strange. Yeah. I still don't know how to address... what titles... Yeah, I guess "husband," yeah, "husband partner." That's weird. Like, would you tell your mom I'm your husband? I don't know-- I guess I would. Ha ha ha! Would you? I would. That, to me, sounds very strange. I don't know. I'm not comfortable with that yet, but it just feels good. I just felt a deeper sense of commitment around this little piece of jewelry right here when we did get married. MOHAMED: We were legally married November 6th, and then our wedding was January. YASMIN: The wedding is, like, the party celebration part of it. So, in Egyptian culture, there's another--heh!-- another layer of rules kind of, where, you know, like, obviously we're together, but we don't full-- we don't--you know, we're not fully together in every single sense. And so it was kind of like, between November 6th and January 1st was kind of like... You're dating. You're dating, yeah, like dating in the commonly understood way. In, like, the western concept. Yeah, you know, go out, hold hands, talk, you know, like, just stare into each other's eyes. Ha ha ha! When we spent our first night together-- Wait, wait, hold on a second. Do you feel comfortable right now? I do. Really? I'm saying I feel comfortable in what I'm about to say, yes. OK. OK, so when we spent our first night together, you know, it felt right. It felt like all of that waiting, all of that time we had spent holding back and not engaging in the kind of actions that we would've probably physically wanted to engage in, it just made it all worth it and it made it all make sense. It's special, you know, 'cause it's something you've never experienced before. We were both just... It was lovely, yeah. She was mine in the full sense and... Mm-hmm. And I was hers in the full sense, so that was-- Yeah, it was really, really lovely. It was really special. It's no longer Mohamed and it's no longer Yasmin. It's Mohamed and Yasmin, or Yasmin and Mohamed, so in that-- It's not "I am me," it's "we." Ha ha ha! JOE: This is the first relationship that I've ever been in where I don't talk about my sex life to my friends. I talked--in the old days before marriage, whatever, "You fuck any?" "I fucked her, man. I did what I had to do." "Hey, what'd you guys do last night?" "None of your business, bro." Yeah. "Man, this is a classy lady." I'm not gonna tell you what I did with her, nothing like that. Not gonna need to know that, you don't need to know that. I've done it with everyone else. But you got older, too, Joe. I think, when you get older, you stop telling your war stories, no? Yeah, plus the woman I spend all the time with now, do I want my friends looking at her about how I tied her up and did her? I don't want those guys to know that shit, you know... [Both laugh] So that's very private to us when it comes to that, and it's not the biggest issue in our relationship. In my 30s, I was, like, a lot more wild. Now I'm like, "All right," you know, like it's-- "All right, just do it already." It's more mature, it's not-- "Just do it." I don't think it's the most important thing. I don't think it's the thing that keeps-- "Oh, if we don't have, you know, sex today we're gonna break up," or "You were with someone else." Some people get into that mindset, that "Oh, if we didn't have sex this week, maybe he's looking for someone else, maybe he's with someone else." Like, I don't think we go there. I think we both know that we're busy, the privacy was an issue at the time or whatever. Whatever happened that we didn't, you know, have sex that week or that day or whatever, that it was a kind of a mutual, like, "Ah, forget it this week." Ha ha ha! You know, we're OK. We're fine. LEON: If I didn't think that I have a future with Blanca, she wouldn't be my girlfriend, and I wouldn't be here right now. If you turned out to be really happy with me the way I am... [Giggles] And... I mean, that's really all that I want. I want to know that the person I love loves me back the way I am and is willing to work with me to find ways to keep us both happy. That's what I want. That's my fantasy. Hmm. I've examined Leon's heart... with my eyes closed, and he doesn't do certain things to hurt me. He does certain things 'cause he's being true to himself, and it's up to me as a grown human being with a lot of life experience to decide is this space where I'm going to be in, or is this a space where I'm gonna get out? No one is forcing me to do this, and I'm doing it for love. Hmm? Hmm. Yeah. Yes. And she's fun to kiss. Yeah, and she's cuddly. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And she's hot. Ha ha! Stop it. Sorry. But you are. Stop it. It's true. Mine. I'm fired. Ha ha! Guy and I, our sex life is nil, to be real honest with you. We don't have sex. It's not available, so you move on with your life. That's just the way I've taken... just look at that, and we just go from there. And I would never, ever think of cheating on him, ever, and I don't think he'd ever cheat on me. Well, he can't, so he wouldn't. Ha ha ha! I see. Well, you could look at it that way. Thanks. Great. Yeah. Ha ha! Now I know I could get away with it now. Ha ha ha ha! Answered that question pretty easily. Thank you very much. You're welcome. OK. We're talking about me. You know, I take certain prescriptions that sort of take you out of the picture in that regard, so it's do I want to be sick or not? [Sighs] I have a vibrator. You know, if I really have an urge and I need him, there's other ways to have sex besides, you know... What do you call it? Anyhoo, well... Intercourse. There's other ways to have sex. You're the one talking, honey. Ha ha ha ha! I'm totally embarrassing him. If you think I'm gonna bail you out, you're crazy. Ha ha ha ha! So, right. [Distant siren] JULIE: In April, Randy went on a shoot for 3 1/2 months, OK? Fought away directing commercials, and I-- and when we met, I was touring all the time, and we kind of came to this, like, decision together that I was gonna make some changes in my career so that I could be here, so we could, like, get married and have a kid and have a life and be-- you know, that's what we both decided we wanted. And Randy had this opportunity to go away, and it was really hard for me to feel-- be supportive of that when I felt like suddenly he was saying, "This is what I'm doing. I'm going away and I might go away again "and again and again and again, and that's just what's happening, so deal with it," and I felt like it was really insensitive and-- I did not--first of all, I didn't say that. That's my experience of it, is that you were, like--well, how much is too much to go away? You're not asking this question right. No, I'm asking you now. Like, what do you think is an appropriate amount of time of the year for you to be away that's, like, fair to us? This is why I went to see the therapist, because I can't-- like, that conversation, like, I can't--it's very stressful for me and it's like I feel like I can't make any headway on it. And so we went to see someone who was basically trying to help us, like, just discuss this issue, but... you're not really willing to discuss this issue, so it's just kind of on hold. The long and short of it is that, like, our work lives are in different areas and, like, that's something that, you know, we just have to deal with. It's like I've been working for a long time to try to get my career to a place where I can do these kind of things, and the idea of...having to answer those questions that I can't answer is not something that I can answer. And it's like, "Hey, if we want to be on this team, then we kind of have to deal with that." Whatever. We talked about it ad nauseam when it was me, and that's what's frustrating to me, is that--like, I mean, I don't know why you're even talking about this. It's so stupid. It's like we're not in therapy right now. I didn't bring it up. But whatever. It's, like, it's frustrating for me. It is. I hear that it's frustrating for you. But you don't care. Just for the record-- no, it's not that I don't care. For the record, I told you that that's-- I didn't want that. I never said that that wasn't a part of my job. Right, but-- And also--wait, hold on. It never was a part of your job until this year. Yes, it was. It was always a part of my job. That you were gonna go away for 3 1/2 months? Then you should have told me that when I stopped touring. I did, and then I went away for two and a half months, and you know what? When an opportunity like that happens, it happens, plus you're forgetting something that's a big deal, is that at the time when we first got together, you didn't like touring anymore. It wasn't something that you wanted to be doing anymore, you didn't like the lifestyle. You wanted to try something new, so it's not like I just said to you, "Don't do this anymore." But when we had all those talks, you said-- Let me-- can I just finish? I said to you, "Why don't you explore some other things, some, like, different ways for you"-- Stop doing that. It's disgusting. I'm like, "Well, why don't you just explore some different things in your career?" And it's something that you should be setting up now if you want to try a different kind of lifestyle. We danced a slow dance. I liked his hands. His hands seemed really strong to me. I wanted to stay there. But I really liked his lips. Ha! They were really soft and... and I wanted some more. Ha ha ha ha! Of course, I didn't let him know that right away, no, but I really enjoyed that first kiss. You don't have to tell me. What do you mean? Because... you were in love with me. Oh, stop it. [Both laugh] That's not true. My mother was there. I was not all over you. It was a physical thing at first. The dancing, when he held me close... it was physical, and it didn't bother me. I could feel his... I could feel him. Ha ha ha ha! And I used to think to myself, "Why am I not pushing this man away "and slapping the heck out of him, you know? He really shouldn't be holding me that close." But I didn't mind it. I liked it. The sexual attraction was very intense... and when I met him, he was married. Uh-oh. I don't know what... [Chuckles] And told me he wasn't married. Right? Right. I'm ashamed to say that, that I fought for him, and I shouldn't have 'cause he was a married man. He just went along with his life again. Ha ha ha ha! Because I'm his fourth wife. Speak. Yeah. I don't know what to say. Ha! You're the one talking. I don't what-- I don't know, um... I don't know. Heh! FATIMA: Anything and everything he could do to make me smile, he'd do it, and I don't know. All of a sudden, something just said something's not right. And we had gone to a wedding, and it was a little chilly that day, so he gave me his jacket, and in his jacket, he had his cell phone. Plenty of times before, where I've never looked through it, I never was suspicious of anything, and something just said, "Pick it up and look at it." So I start looking through the phone, and I put it down 'cause I said, "There's nothing in here, put it down," and something said, "Pick it back up." And I picked it back up and I started to really look through it, and I found some very disturbing text messages, extremely disturbing. The text would say, um, uh, "Oh, when," um, oh, um, "Are you very sexual?"-- I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed to even say it, to repeat it, but, um, "Oh, are you going to suck my... dick?" "Yes," and all of this other stuff, very-- OK, I'm gonna stop you. Very graphic, it's very graphic. Um...yeah, it's hard. It's hard for me to even just say. It was a greedy nature, I guess you can say, me just inviting or taking upon myself to, um... take liberties that were presented to me. So I guess, you know, in the name of me not thinking... too far ahead, it was more of, like, temporary satisfaction, you know? So, "Hey, oh, I can do this? Well, why not do it?" Or we can get done or, you know, I might suggest something. I might, you know, write a check that my ass shouldn't be cashing. FATIMA: But it was very graphic. It was just like, "Oh, is your pussy wet?" you know, and pictures were being sent... back and forth. I mean, I saw a lot. I saw a lot. Most things that most women wouldn't have ever even known about, and that's the type of situation ... [Sighs] And I hated him for making me feel like that. Truly, I hated him for what he did... 'cause I never did anything. To tell you truthfully, there was a part of me that was taken away. He took a certain piece of me away, you know, so I couldn't be, like, the happy, bubbly person anymore. I had to be the... the bitch. I had to all of a sudden become that bitch, to say, "Well, if you want this to work, this is what you're gonna need to do, "because it's no--I've done everything that I could, "I can right now to show you that I want it to work. "You have absolutely showed me that you don't want it to work, "so now it's time for you to show that you do, "and I don't mean, like, by giving me flowers "or telling me that you love me. That's bullshit right now. It's bullshit. It means nothing." [Dog groans] JOE: You have had relationships, I've had relationships, before marriage, after marriage, where that was a big issue in the relationship. The trust. The trust. "Where you going?" Or calling people, everybody calling all the time. "Where you been? Where you been? Where you going? "Who you with? What are you doing? Who's there?" We don't have any of that stuff. No looking at text messages, no checking phone records of who you called, no checking your story to make sure you really were with Jimmy at the ball game. Yeah, we don't get involved in that. I don't think I would ever want to be in a relationship where I felt like that. That's why my first relationship didn't work, so I would rather be single, you know, than have to deal with trying to run after someone to see if I could trust them or find out where they are or they're lying to me. I just couldn't be in that kind of a relationship. That is the worst thing you could possibly do in a relationship, is have sex with another person. You can have conversation, you can enjoy another person's company, you can even, you know, hold hands with somebody. Once you go to, like, the intimacy of-- Who you holding hands with? I'm just say--you know what I mean. Sexually, that's what I'm saying. Sexually, like if you, you're in a bed with someone else, you're fucking having sex with another woman and you have a woman at home that's yours, that you pledged your faith to and you're doing that, you're a dirt bag. Yeah, I don't think-- And my father was like that, I know many people like that, and I said to myself, "I am not gonna be like that." I never cheated on my first wife. I was married for 10 years. I never cheated on her. Never, and believe me, that was hard. [Both laugh] So I think it would be over, totally. That's... Yeah, that would be it for us. It would be done. Why, you got something to tell me? No. Ha ha ha ha! Well, everybody has chances, a girl or a man. There's always women that'll... try to make a married man, you know, and there's always men that'll try to hang onto a-- my butcher used to always want to take me out. Ha ha ha! But I would never do that. I'm just-- I'm just not the kind. I'm lucky to get undressed in bed with one man. Ha ha! But I wouldn't. The thought of getting undressed in bed with another man? No way. Yeah, she's a prude, all right. No way, no way. And that was kind of unique for me, too. Whatever it was, it's worked. Whatever made it work, I don't know, but-- Because I married-- I can truthfully say I've only slept with one man. I've never fooled around. Well, I--you know, a little bit. The old days, they'd be-- fool around a little bit, but otherwise, outside of that... We feel fidelity's very important. I think my--just the ability to trust-- I need stability in order to move forward in this relationship, and as long as I know my partner and I are on board, moving in the same direction and not veering off, cheating on each other, I can feel confident to keep moving forward. I have a big concern, too, about, um, about venereal disease; I somehow-- I've managed-- by the grace of God, I've managed to go through the HIV, that heavy period through the late seventies, eighties where every day it was making news, and I've managed to escape it, you know, unscathed, HIV-negative here. Last thing I want is to do something stupid. Think about the consequences 'cause I feel too many people don't think about the ramifications of a simple act. I do also do think it's quite possible to be monogamous. As human beings, we're sexual beings, and it's completely natural to explore and want to be with other people. It's just--what really, you know, stops me is, really, hurting someone else. So, like, if he's not-- if he wants monogamy, um, you know, for me, I guess I'll--I'll be monogamous, you know. ROBERTA: I have... not been faithful in the sense of... desiring, um, and thinking of someone else. And I think-- I know that that's a betrayal to him, and he--right? Right. It's not that I didn't feel desired, because Antonio, at that time, our, um... our love life was very active, but I was obviously missing something in my life, some kind of understanding, I think. It's hard for me to talk about this because he doesn't want to know. I can feel it from him right now... that he doesn't want to hear this, right? No, it's fine. Really? Yeah. That's fine. You know, I mean, what happened happens... [Sighs] And you know that. Yeah. He did get even. I never thought he would... have an affair. I never did. and then that was-- reality, you know, strikes and slaps you in the face. And...I believe that the reason he had an affair was because I had gotten so fat, so overweight that he had no desire for me, and, um, and that he didn't want to be with me and I didn't think he loved me. [Chuckles] And I thought it was all physical, I thought it was sexual; you know, that I couldn't-- that I wasn't sexually attractive to him anymore and that's why he went off and had this affair. I couldn't stand to walk in front of him. I couldn't stand myself--heh! -- 'cause I truly did blame me that he was sleeping with this other woman who wasn't fat... and who would go out dancing with him. I still think that. Ha ha! I still think that he... [Sniffles] That he desires other women, not me. Heh! RED: There probably are some people that have an obsession with sex, and they need it almost as much as you need new blouses. Ha ha ha! You know? What a comparison. Well, it is, because Helen is continuously buying blouses, continuously. She may need slacks, but she'll wind up buying blouses. I do need new pants. See? She'll go to the store to buy underwear, come back with a new blouse, you know. Do you wear the new underwear they-- Some people that-- Do you wear the new underwear the girls wear, that bikini-style underwear? I bought some. I hate 'em. I really don't like 'em. They suck up, they come up here, and your fat sticks out here, I'm telling you. But I bought 'em because they're modern. Ha ha! But I like--go back to regular pants. I think, too, that we don't browse among the different racks... No, but if-- Where the women do look around. What do I wear every day, Red? I wear pants and a blouse. Right. That's what I wear every day. But there's only 365 days of the year. [Scoffs] Ha ha ha! KEVIN: She made her decision, I made a decision to be here, so I have to do right by what we've both said is our foundation... so that's pretty much it. I don't like-- I don't like talking about stuff like that too much at all, so I'm just like, "Yeah, I screwed up." Uh, It happened. You know, you have to take ownership to a certain degree, which is something that I've recently learned as well because I would have-- and I did--just sit there and apologize: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it." She's like, "No, you meant it because you did it," and I'm like, "You know what? You're right. "I meant it 'cause I did it and 'cause the time I was in it, I was doing it with conviction and it felt like that's what I wanted to do and nobody could tell me anything different. That was like a weight lifted off of my shoulder, and that's when we started the whole healing process, which was and is still a fun ride because we're always-- nowadays we're always preaching new ways of falling in love and being in love and stuff like that. So it's like I'll tell her nowadays, like, "Oh, this is why I love you all over again" or, you know-- What is it I said the other day? I said, "I'm falling in love with you all over again" or, you know, whatever the case may be. So we're still trying, you know. It's hard to get him emotional. It's like, if you tap, you have to tap softly. You have to go like this, and then eventually, like, the skin is gonna give way. Eventually, one of these days. Like, it does. Eventually it breaks, right? And you get in a little bit deeper, but then, if you get in too deep-- you have to keep tapping it, but if you get in too deep and he feels it, he pulls it back out. You do, and when he pulls it back out, he puts his shield there, he's just like, "No! What are you doing?" And he'll crack jokes. I'm not cracking a joke now. But I'm gonna tell you one thing. When we first made love, he cried. Ha ha ha! Like a baby. Ha ha ha ha! That's how you know how emotional he can--and is. That didn't happen. Rome was not built in a day, and neither were we. It took a lot for us to get to where we are, and it's gonna take a lot to get to where we want to be. Yep. I agree. Ha ha ha! Can I go back to sleep now? OK, thank you. No! I'm gonna kill you! Ha ha ha! Oh...ha ha ha! JULIE: At the forefront of what we're working on right now in our relationship is how we fight. And I think that, if in a perfect world, if it was, like, a normal thing to do, that everybody for one hour a week worked on their relationship with a mediator, I think that would actually be really helpful for everybody, and I feel like what we could work on is how we fight or how we communicate or whatever, which probably most male-female couples need help with. And I think that it was certainly helpful for me to understand certain things about, like, how your mind works a little bit. And I hope you got something out of it, too, although I'd probably venture to say no. Ha ha ha ha! We saw an Israeli man, though. That was helpful. Right? Yes. You told me to say whatever, so I'm saying--being honest. That's cool. She's always accusing me of, like, not learning anything, I never think I'm wrong, and all that kind of stuff, which, like-- That's true. You think it's true. You said to me in that fight the other night. You said, "I don't like to be wrong." I don't like-- who likes to be wrong? I didn't say--but not-- A lot of people do like to be wrong because when you're wrong, you say, "Oh, you know what? I didn't think of it that way," like, "I learned"-- I've never met anybody that likes to be wrong. I mean, one-- it's, like, liking being wrong or understanding that you're wrong are two totally different things. Liking you're wrong is like--that's some weird-- I've never even heard of that. OK, but understanding that you're wrong is, like, admitting you're wrong, apologizing, you know. I think everybody has places that they need to grow... Those are all things that I am accused of never being. I think those are things you need to work on, not just accusing. I think that there's things I need to work on. That's not "I don't need to work on them." I'm very good at being like, "Oh, that was wrong, I'm sorry," you know? Understanding-- You are, you definitely are. Right, I'm great at that, but the problem is when one person's excellent at, like, apologizing and admitting their wrongs, and the other person is not as good at it or needs more work in that area, you can very quickly fall into a pattern of one person seeming like the villain and, like, they're always wrong because they're able to see their mistakes clearer, perhaps, than the other person. And I think that that's a challenge for the person who is, you know, very introspective, my opinion. GEORGE: I've always wanted kids, and we went down the adoption route. And then we switched gears and went down the surrogacy route, and just the idea of having your own biological child is something that, growing up gay, you never thought of. But having your own biological child--and in this case, we have twins, where I'm the biological dad of one and Farid's the biological father of the other-- you know, just was an exciting road to go down. Yeah, and then to see these, you know, squirmy, squiggly, gooey things coming out and, like, "Here's your baby!" And I'm--you know, it was very strange 'cause I wasn't--you know, I don't know how you prepare to love an object that shows up in your life. "I guess I'm supposed to love you, starting now." Ha ha ha! It's just deeper and, you know, being more committed and more involved in a relationship. [Voice cracking] But that they're aware that they're loved. Yeah, he gets very emotional when it comes to the kids. Sure, I love these babies. I really do. I'm so in love with them. I think he's gonna be a super father. I think he's gonna be a great dad, so he's great to have as a co-parent, you know. I have no doubt the kids are gonna benefit. I benefit; I have no doubt the kids are gonna benefit. And I'm hoping the kids, you know--as he goes through his journey and through life, you know, I hope the kids also offer some sort of healing, you know? What about you? [Sniffles] Me offer you? I feel like I'm offering you-- He's putting the, you know, the-- No, I'm not. The responsibility on other people. Oh, look at you. He's checking out. No, I'm not. Let's talk about checking out. I'm calling him out. He should stay in his vulnerable stage-- Uh-huh. What about you, huh? What about taking ownership of--ha! You know I don't tear up. What I need from you? Yeah, I feel I'm doing a good job as--I feel I'm doing a very good job. Instead of, like, "I'm hoping the children," don't worry about hoping. How about "I know that I can, but"-- Oh, I can say "I hope" about the children, the children to... Ha ha ha! Anyway, where were you? You were crying. [Both laugh] LINDA: It affects the relationship if you don't get that intimacy and connection. It just--you just feel like you're starting to pull apart. And then, when you have that again, you're drawn back together and you're closer, you know? It just--it makes a big difference, you know? Yeah. And we know, I mean, and we're free to tell each other, "You know what? "I need to reconnect, I need a little something-something, so..." "When I come home, if you happen to be in bed..." [Both chuckle] Text-messaging is wonderful. "If I come home and you happen to be ready to go in the bed, I'm just saying..." "Taking care of business will happen." We have a great relationship. The sex is just the icing. Yeah, I just feel so safe with this woman that I don't need that-- I don't want to say I don't need that physical release. I don't know how to put it. Oh, yeah you do. But--shh! [Giggles] ROBERTA: I've grown to love him differently than when I started loving him. Um... it was a clingy kind of passionate love that starts off, and, um... I do love him. When you get together with somebody, you don't know what you're getting, and you don't know what they're capable of. And I think that... I love the fact that... he may not be trusted with other women. Ha ha ha ha! And dancing. Heh! But I can trust him with everything else. I think it was-- it is a good marriage with bad episodes... in it throughout the years. I say, from one to ten, it's about... 7 1/2. [Both chuckle] [Sighs] That's, you know... If I fixed him 3 meals a day, he might change that. Ha ha ha ha! If. PATTY: You know, because we work hard and we take care of everyone, you know, so much, I hope there's time for us... To do the things we want to do. I worry about that 'cause your health is not that good. My health is not good? What, are you kidding me? You eat McDonald's all the time. I'm in great shape. You want to wrestle? Ha ha ha! I swear to God-- You worried about my health? Yes. I'm in great shape. No, I worry about his health a lot. Really? I only never knew that. I'm fine. I have no issues at all. Never been to the doctor-- So I just hope there's, like--you know when you work so hard at everything, and at the end you're like, "Oh, do I have time?" I want us to have time...so-- So you're worried about me dying because I'm sick? I'm not sick. You have a family history of issues. All right, I didn't think that was--I never, never thought that about-- I always think about-- I'm always yelling at you-- Wow, oh, so you mean time for us, that when the kids are finally out, I'm gonna croak? No, yeah, like, I don't want that to happen. All right. I never expected to be alive when I had my heart attack. They all thought I was gonna die. The family all came to the house. I said, "What are you doing?" They thought I was really dead. So I did my best to take care of her and do all the shopping and the cooking and whatnot. He took care of me. But the kids were worried that it was too big of a strain on somebody my age, and that's how come we wound up-- Here. In a senior home. If I go, he's not gonna last too long after me. I gave him orders. He cannot die till I die. I don't want to be left here with all these women, these old women that have no husbands. And they're miserable and unhappy people. So I have my orders. I don't want to be left on this earth alone like that. He takes care of me. No more. No more? I didn't like something you said, so no more. Did I say something wrong? No, I'm kidding. Oh, OK. Heh! I think it would be fun if we got along all the time, actually. I think that would actually be, like, the funnest thing ever, which is something that I'll keep in mind. It never occurred to me like, "Oh, it'd just be more fun if we just don't fight." I think maybe sometimes we fight and I'm like, "Oh, if we're not fighting, then we won't see each other, we'll disappear, we'll lose each other," but, like, actually, we could just be together and do all the same stuff, but just not fight. Oh, my God. Is that a new one for you? Yeah. Ha ha! Oh, Jesus. I wish I could have coaxed you into that one before. I know, right? We're even. But I think our relationship's hot. What do you think? Yeah, I think our relationship's hot. [Both snicker] Excuse us. Ah! Ha ha ha ha! I think we have a good marriage. Yeah, I think we do, too. Ha ha ha! He's not really the gabby one in the family. Did you notice that? I am. Well, you never stop, so why would I bother, you know? It's just coming out now, now that you're asking her. Heh! I love you. Maybe not like you, but I love you. Ah, OK. No, I do. All right. No, we, um, we just-- you know, we don't have a hell of a lot in common, but there's just something that we have that's hard to explain. We just like to fight the world off together. Ha ha! Yeah. You know, that's what we kind of do, I think. We're a couple. We're a couple who deeply love each other, respect each other, and are together, and it's not-- We just happen to be two women. Yeah, we just happen to be two women. Big deal. If we were two men, two women, man, woman, it doesn't matter. It's just, you know, we're a couple, a loving couple. I don't know. I really... don't have a clear-cut definition for love... for the word itself. But whatever it is, I have it for Helen, but I don't have a clue to what it means. If I was just sitting alone and just trying to think about all the things that I feel about her, I'd be very emotional. I would be thankful that I found this person. That's so cute. That's her, that's the emotions that I have towards her. I think what we have is true love because we, we-- We weather it and restore it. We get through it. And we don't keep anything back from each other. Um, I think Joe is the love of my life. I really do. I don't think I've ever met somebody that is compatible and that I look forward to being with every day. But it's not overbearing. That's the coolest part. It's not overbearing. And it's really hard to find that, you know? You're silly. Ha ha! It's true. I know. We're happy. It's important. That's what love is. |
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