Analyze This (1999)

1957 was a big year.
The Russians put that Sputnik
into outer space.
The Dodgers played their last game
at Ebbets Field...
... and said goodbye to Brooklyn.
That guy, he shot Frank Costello
in the head and missed.
The Gallo brothers whacked
Albert Anastasia in that barbershop.
It was total chaos.
With Anastasia out, Vito Genovese
figures he's the big boss.
But Carlo Gambino...
... and Joe Bananas had other ideas.
So they called a meeting.
A big meeting.
It was the first time the whole
Commission would meet face to face.
Bosses and wiseguys were coming
from all over the country...
... and all the
New York families too.
Maybe 50 bosses,
the whole wiseguy world...
... all coming to this
little town upstate.
My father went with Dom Manetta
and Tommy D. Fat Tommy.
He was running the family then.
Some asshole thought it would be
a good idea to have this meeting...
... at Joe Barbara 's farm,
up in the country, nice and quiet.
Get away from the car.
Want to be a fucking rib eye?
Get away from the car!
Turns out the cops were
watching Joe Barbara like a hawk...
... and some deputy sheriff notices
all the traffic and calls the feds.
The meeting never even
got started.
The feds moved in...
... and bingo, the bosses,
they moved out.
My father and Dominic, they hid out
in the field with some hay or corn.
Along comes a farmer.
Dominic bullshits him
while my father holds out...
... this.44 cannon he used to carry,
and hijacked the tractor.
The story is they drove it
to Bensonhurst...
... but my father told me they
only got as far as Poughkeepsie.
Anyway, Carlo Gambino came out of it...
...capo di tutti capi,
"boss of all bosses"...
... and that was the last time the
Commission tried to meet, until now.
I don't like it.
What do we gotta meet for?
Let everybody else worry about
their own business.
he '57 meeting was about how we were
gonna divide this country.
his meeting is how we're
gonna survive.
You got made guys
informing for the feds.
Bosses are going to jail.
People are getting whacked
without permission.
And on top of everything else...
...you got these Chinese...
...and these crazy Russians
to deal with.
Everything's changing.
We gotta change with the times.
We gonna get a fucking Website?
When your papa died...
...I made him a promise
that I'd always look out for you.
I want you to come to
that meeting with me.
Capisci?
Listen. His guy, Primo Sindone,
you watch out for him.
He's a scumbag.
Keep your eye on him, okay?
Let me get a toothpick.
I'll be back.
I just kept telling him
that I needed room...
...to grow...
...and to find myself as a person.
You know?
Not just as a woman...
...but as an independent entity.
hen I told him I needed to get
in touch with my uniqueness...
...but he could not handle that.
He said that I was
driving him away.
He said I was driving him away.
Do you think I was
driving him away, Dr. Sobel?
Caroline, things end.
It's part of life. It's how we deal
with the ending that's important.
I just cannot believe...
...that it's over between
me and Steve, you know?
I mean, maybe there's still hope.
He took a restraining
order against you.
o be honest,
that's usually not a good sign.
But what should I do?
he first thing that I think
you should do...
...is to stop whining about this
pathetic loser, for chrissakes!
You are a tragedy queen!
Steve doesn't like me.
Steve doesn't respect me.
Who gives a shit?
Get a fucking life!
Dr. Sobel?
I was reflecting on your situation.
It's interesting what
you were saying.
I want you to think about it.
And I'm going to think about it.
We'll both think about it...
...and continue next week
when I get back from vacation.
Caroline, what are you feeling?
You're just like Steve.
You just want to...
You just want to...
...get rid of me
and throw me out.
You know that's not true.
Yes, it's true.
I'll see you next week...
...whereas Steve never wants
to see you again.
Please, Mr. Vitti.
I don't know nothing.
hey don't believe me...
...because once I said Joe
hit Dukey and he didn't.
I didn't know because Little Joe
looked like...
Shut the fuck up!
You know me, right?
You're Mr. Vitti.
You know what I'll
do to you if you lie?
You'll crack me on the head
with that pipe.
It's a rhetorical question,
you idiot.
I'll ask you only once:
Who killed Dominic?
- Who killed Dominic?
- I don't know!
- Who killed Dominic?
- I don't know!
I swear to God...
Don't fucking lie!
You little motherfucker!
Who killed Dom?
He don't know nothing.
Forget it.
hat was relatively painless.
Shut the fuck up!
hat hurt.
We're not going anywhere.
We've sat here for 10 minutes.
I hate being late.
I hate walking into
that house late.
Dad, relax.
You're like this because you're
mad we have to go to Grandpa's.
Please don't analyze me.
I can't be analyzed by somebody who,
until recently, believed in Santa.
here is one Dr. Sobel
in this family. Just one.
But there's two.
here's you and there's Grandpa.
You know what?
Let's talk about something else.
You gonna read
Grandpa's new book?
Mom says you won't
because you're jealous.
Does your mother talk about anything
else, or is it just me, 24 hours a day?
Shit!
his is your mother's fault.
She knows where I am every second.
Get in!
If I point to you,
make believe your neck hurts.
What are you, a moron?
I'm sorry.
his was my fault.
Did you see anything?
- I was talking to my son.
- Bullshit!
hat's all right, sir.
It's our fault for
being in front of you.
No, really.
Listen to me.
I'm responsible.
Here's my insurance information.
It's okay.
Forget it.
Forget...?
Your rear end's screwed up.
No, it was like that before.
Let's call the police
and file a report.
Fuck the police.
Hear me?
Okay.
Fuck them.
You're right.
Fuck them.
Especially those mounted cops
who leave big piles all over...
...and you just step in it
up to your shins.
Let me give you my card...
...in case you look at it
and change your mind.
You a doctor?
I'm a psychiatrist.
A shrink.
I talked to a shrink one time.
When I got sent upstate on a...
...fishing trip.
Jelly!
Let's go! Come on.
I gotta go.
I'll see you.
Pings and knocks.
Cheap gas.
What are you gonna do?
- Right.
- Ake it easy, Doc!
Neurotics only!
Oh, you must have been
a beautiful baby
'Cause baby, look at you now
Thank God for Prozac
Baby, look at you now
You're not coming?
his is my wedding!
We understand it's
a special day for you, Benny...
...but we can't just
pick up and leave town...
...every time you decide
to get married.
Every time?
his is a once in a lifetime...
wice in a lifetime thing, Mom.
Dad, you're not coming
to my wedding?
We want to, but I have
three book signings next weekend.
I can't piss off
these big bookstores.
If I cancel, they stick me on the
bottom shelves. Hat's how they are.
hat's the word on the street.
Barnes is okay, but Noble is
a vindictive prick.
Ben.
he language.
I'm sorry, but listen.
I have been alone for eight years.
I finally found somebody that
I want to spend my life with.
At least meet her
before we get married.
You are gonna be her family.
I think she should
know that up front.
You're being very hostile.
I was joking.
I'm going to see the mayor.
he mayor is here?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Everything's fine.
How's your practice?
Excellent.
I have interesting patients.
Very interesting.
Fascinating, actually.
Dad has a patient who
dreams he shits trout.
hanks, Mike.
The Manetta family is bound
to ask questions.
hey think we put
the hit out on Dominic.
Forget Dominic.
hey were after Paul.
It's a miracle you survived.
I just thank God.
Yeah, thank God, all right.
If it wasn't because I had to
go back for that toothpick...
...I'd be lying dead with Dominic,
God forbid.
May he rest in peace.
his is about the big meeting.
Primo Sindone wants to
run the whole show.
Primo knows the rules.
He couldn't come after them unless
he had permission from the families.
If they did, we're headed for
one big war, I can tell you that.
Find out what you can.
We got two weeks.
God forbid the other
New York bosses are against us.
I want to know that
before I go into that meeting.
Sure.
You all right?
You don't look too good.
What's the matter?
I'm a little choked up.
I'm going to get some air.
- Easy.
- Ake some air.
You all right?
What?
I feel like shit.
his whole thing is like
one big fucking headache.
You having one of them "mindgraines"?
- Let's go.
- What's the matter?
- Just drive.
- What happened?
Good news, Mr. Evans.
Your heart is just fine.
"Just fine"?
But I had eight heart attacks
in the last three weeks.
Based on everything,
I'd say you had an anxiety attack.
A what?
An anxiety attack.
A panic attack.
I'll give you Xanax.
Anxiety?
What are you saying?
It's a common thing.
Hey, look at me.
Do I look like a guy who panics?
- Do I look like a guy who panics?
- It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Where'd you go to medical school?
I got a fucking heart attack.
Not according to your EKG.
Jelly, I need you to do
something for me as a friend.
Yeah, anything.
- Find me a doctor.
- We just come from the doctor.
Not that kind of doctor.
Like a head doctor.
You gonna change your face,
like Sonny Black?
Don't get his nose.
He looks like a pig.
Not a plastic surgeon.
I gotta spell everything out for you?
It saves time.
I mean, like a head doctor.
Like a psychiatrist.
his is like one of them psychic,
ESPN...
...ESPN things, you know?
I just ran into a psychiatrist.
Actually, he ran into me.
Was he any good?
He seemed like a smart guy.
He had a business card.
A business card?
hat's a real fucking achievement.
What do you need a shrink for?
It's not for me.
It's for my friend.
I'm gonna ask the shrink
some questions...
...and get some answers
for my friend.
Nobody can know. God forbid somebody
hears I been talking to a shrink.
It could be interpreted wrong.
Know what I mean?
No one will ever know.
- Could I just ask one question?
- Go ahead.
his friend...
...is it me?
Yeah, it's you.
Carl, I'm detecting a pattern.
You settle too easily for things.
You're right.
I do.
See, you just did it again.
I suggested something,
and you immediately agreed.
You're right.
I did.
Why do you do this?
I don't know.
I think it's your fear
of rejection or disapproval.
You don't have to
worry about that.
Be your own man.
Stand your ground.
You don't have to
let people roll over you.
Dr. Sobel?
We're in session.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
You're the guy I hit last night.
Bingo.
Get out of here.
Upsy-daisy.
Got a coat, nutbar?
- What...?
- He's leaving.
He's not going till
he's done with his session.
- I'll give you $ 100 to leave.
- Don't take it.
- Make it 150.
- Listen.
He ain't that fucking crazy.
You were right.
I stood my ground.
- His was the wrong time.
- I got him up from 150.
- I'm proud.
- I feel like a new man.
I'm so happy.
I know you're upset about the car,
but you can't come in here.
his is a patient's private session.
You know me?
- Yes.
- No, you don't.
You seen my picture
in the paper?
- Yes.
- No, you didn't.
I don't even get the paper.
Jelly, wait outside.
Sit down.
You ain't got no bugs in here?
Bugs?
Bugs.
Recording equipment.
No, I don't record.
I take notes.
I tried to give him the insurance
information several times.
Several times.
He wouldn't take it.
Please don't kill me.
I was just gonna ask
if you like ony Bennett.
I'm a big ony Bennett fan.
Me too.
I like all Italian singers.
Mr. Vitti,
I know it's not your fault...
...but shouldn't we take this up
with our insurance companies?
hat ain't it.
I don't care about the car.
I got a friend of mine...
He's got problems, and he'll
have to probably see a shrink.
So I'll ask you
a couple of questions.
Go ahead, then.
What do we do?
What, we sit?
Whatever makes you comfortable.
I'll sit over here.
- I'll sit here.
- Hat's your...
If you're comfortable,
it's fine.
So who starts?
ell me why you think
you need therapy.
I don't need therapy.
I told you that. It's for my friend.
- I'm sorry.
- You didn't hear me?
I'm sorry.
You're supposed to be good at listening.
You can't remember what I said?
So sorry.
I ain't thrilled with the
level of service up to this point.
hat was my fault.
I apologize.
Why don't we start over?
Why don't you just tell me
about your friend?
his friend, you know,
he's a very powerful guy.
Never had trouble
with nothing.
All of a sudden,
he's falling apart...
...he cries for no reason,
he can't sleep...
...he can't be with his friends.
All of a sudden,
he gets nervous around them.
He wants to get away from them.
And these are guys he knows
his whole life, you know?
And then he has these attacks.
He can't breathe,
he gets dizzy...
...chest pains, you know...
He thinks he's going to
die or something.
Panic attacks.
What's with you guys
and panic attacks?
Who said "panic"?
Who said "panic"?
Not panic.
Dizzy, chest-breathing,
constricting...
...attacks.
his guy, he just wants to know
what he can do to make it stop.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
I think your friend...
...is you.
You got a gift, my friend.
You got a gift.
You saw that there was something
I was trying to do...
...and figured it out.
hat's why you are who you are.
God bless you.
You got a fucking gift.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
Go on.
- What?
- Go on.
I think...
...medication could help.
Drugs?
Can't do drugs.
I don't do drugs.
If you want to get to
the root of the problem...
...you'll want to get
some form of therapy.
Like what?
With you or something?
Me?
No, I don't think you want...
My roster of patients is full.
I'm full right now.
Plus, I'm leaving on a short vacation.
Where you going?
- I don't share that with patients.
- Where?
Sheraton Bal Harbour Hotel
in Miami Beach.
hat wasn't so hard, was it?
No, it wasn't.
You know, it's a funny
kind of a thing...
...but I feel better after
I got all that off my chest.
I feel like a load...
A load is off my shoulders.
You're good.
Doc, thank you.
- I didn't do anything.
- You did.
- I did nothing.
- You did too.
he load, gone.
Where is it?
Don't know.
You're good.
You're good, Doc.
I'll be getting in touch with you.
- Don't, please.
- One more thing.
If I talk to you, and you turn me
into a fag, I'll kill you. Understand?
Could we define "fag"?
Because some feelings...
- I go fag, you die. Got it?
- Got it.
Simple.
You're good, Doc.
You're good.
See you, Doc.
We take on Manetta,
what does Vitti do? Nothing.
- Why doesn't he move?
- Fuck him.
You say "fuck him, "
but he's planning something big.
he shit's coming down.
hen let it come down.
Let me tell you,
Vitti's a tough guy...
...but a lot of tough guys get fed to
the crabs off Red Hook.
Vitti. Hat name has been
haunting me since I was a kid.
Growing up, he was the smart guy.
I was the dope.
My father was a nickel-and-dime
shitheel. His had it all.
Vito Genovese blew it at Apalachin...
...because he forgot to kill
Gambino before the meeting.
I won't make that same mistake.
I want Paul Vitti dead!
You hear me? I want him dead.
Not breathing now. Dead!
Like the pants?
hey look great.
He's some tailor.
I'll tell you. Look good.
I like them.
Don't leave any food in your room.
I won't come home to a science fair.
I didn't.
Dad, one thing, though.
- "I go fag, you die. "
- Hat's it!
I'm sealing the vent
in your room.
You cannot listen to my sessions!
It's so cool.
Was that really Paul Vitti?
I didn't ask to see his
Mafia decoder ring, but yes.
- Are you going to treat him?
- Of course not. Are you crazy?
You cannot tell anybody
that he was here. Understand?
Should I take it off the Internet?
I'm kidding.
Despite the heat and the popularity of
more exotic Caribbean destinations...
... Florida 's hospitality industry
reports booming business...
... from Orlando to the Keys.
Judging from the mob...
... around the pool here...
... there's nothing "off" about the
off-season in Miami Beach this summer.
On a personal note,
this is my last report for WVBF.
I'm marrying a wonderful man
and moving to New York.
Thanks for everything, Miami.
For the last time, this is
Laura MacNamara for WVBF.
Catch!
We're clear!
Nice, Laura.
Everybody! His is him!
his is the guy!
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
- Michael, say hi.
- Hi, Laura.
Hi, Michael.
How are you?
You want to go
look at the camera?
Why would I want to go
look at the camera?
- Is it okay?
- Yeah, go ahead.
Don't worry if you break anything.
I'm out of here.
- You think he likes me?
- He's crazy about you. No, he is.
I love you.
I'm so glad to be with you.
Do you really?
And do you really love me?
Of course.
What's the matter?
- I'm nervous.
- Why?
Because I'm going to be
a stepmom to a grown kid...
...and we're getting married.
So what are you worried about?
What if you get tired of me?
A lot of couples are very happy,
and then they marry...
...and completely lose interest
in each other.
hat won't happen to us.
Is everything okay, Paul?
Will you stop talking?
I'm trying to do this here.
- You seem distracted.
- I am. I got things on my mind.
- Would you stop talking?
- I'm sorry.
Lie down.
hinking about your wife?
I wasn't thinking about my wife.
What are you talking about?
Now I am thinking about my wife.
Sheila, why can't you
keep your mouth shut?
Sorry.
Dr. Sobel.
Mom?
It's me.
Mr. Vitti wants to see you.
I got your robe.
I got news for you, you two-bit prick,
son-of-a-bitch rat bastard...
...you did nothing for me!
Whatever you did, it didn't take.
I'm still fucked up.
You did nothing for me!
I did nothing for you?
I saw you for five minutes.
What do you expect?
I can't work miracles.
Let me tell you something else.
I don't like it when someone
breaks in...
...and kidnaps me
in the middle of the night!
I have a family.
I have a life.
And I have a serious practice.
And I don't have time
for your bullshit!
hat got away from me
at the end there.
I couldn't get it up last night.
Do you mean sexually?
No, for the big
Michigan State game.
Of course, sexually!
What's the matter with you?
Can I get this straight?
You flew 1,500 miles,
you dragged me out of bed...
...because you couldn't get
an erection?
Don't that prove I'm motivated?
You can take a pill for that.
hat's a cheat.
You start with the pills,
next it's hydraulics.
A hard-on should be gotten
legitimately or not at all.
I think Mark wain said that.
Are you gonna help me or not?
I don't believe this.
All right.
Has this happened before?
he dead-dick thing?
Never.
Well, one time. Last night.
One more time.
So twice.
Do the math.
wo times.
hen another time, but after
a big meal, so that don't count.
Being unable to perform
three or four times is not...
Eight times.
Eight times is not catastrophic.
Maybe not to you.
Look at you.
But if I can't get it up,
that makes me less of a man.
In my world,
I deal with animals.
hey may seem dumb to
an educated guy like you...
...but animals are very cunning,
and they sense weakness.
I got less than two weeks...
...to get strong, or they'll kill me.
What happens then?
I can't tell you.
You don't want to know.
You can't tell me and I don't
want to know. Hat's a big help.
You're supposed to tell me.
I want to know.
hat's how this works.
his is impossible.
I can't do anything in two weeks,
and even if I could...
...what is my goal? O make you
a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
he other day I was watching
a V commercial...
...some kid playing with puppies.
I cried for 45 minutes.
Slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman.
I can't help you.
You're turning me down?
When I got into family therapy,
this wasn't the family I had in mind.
You with your schmucky little office
and house, you're turning me down?
So you can listen to
housewives piss and moan...
...about nobody fucks them
right anymore?
I'm leaving now.
You see this?
his is what I'm talking about.
I'm a dead man.
You call yourself a doctor.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
A real doctor could never turn his back
on a person who's suffering!
You couldn't treat a fucking
two-celled amoeba, you fucking phony.
Mother of God, give me
the strength to get through this.
his fucking rat bastard...
...won't help me.
I cry all the time...
Don't know what it is.
All right, here.
Sit down.
Sit down.
What happened with
your wife last night?
I wasn't with my wife.
I was with my girlfriend.
Are you having marriage problems?
Why do you have a girlfriend?
You're moralizing with me now?
No, I'm curious.
Why do you have a girlfriend?
I do things with her
I can't do with my wife.
Why can't you?
hat's the mouth she kisses
my kids with. Are you crazy?
Have you been under stress lately?
- Like seeing your best friend murdered?
- Hat would qualify.
I got a lot of stress.
Based upon what you told me before
about the attacks...
...I'd say that was probably it.
- Just stress?
- "Just stress"?
Stress is a very powerful force.
I doubt there's anything
physically wrong with you.
- Hat's it?
- Hat's it.
hat's it?
I think so.
You're very good, you.
You are very good.
- Here's more to it...
- You're very good.
- Here are underlying...
- Understand me?
You're right on the money.
I feel the juices rush back
to my balls as we speak.
I never thought I'd hear
a man say that to me.
hat settles it.
You are my shrink.
No, I couldn't.
You're not ready to open up.
You're not a good candidate...
Listen to you.
he fucking honesty.
hat's it.
You don't understand.
Nobody, nobody talks
to me like that.
You understand?
- Yes, I do.
- Hat's it.
Let's do it.
I'm ready.
You don't hear the word "no"
very often.
I hear it all the time,
only it's more, "No, please, no, no. "
I'm here for two more days.
When I get back to New York,
I'll treat you exclusively.
For two weeks.
I just don't know what
to tell my patients.
You want me to clear
your schedule?
It would be my honor to do that.
My pleasure.
Not Jimmy.
I will do this myself.
- You sure?
- Positive.
I will see you in New York.
Okay.
Want one of them?
- No, thanks.
- Sure?
hat's very kind of you, but I...
Want to give a little sta minch?
You sure?
he pause that refreshes.
I don't...
No, I really...
You're on vacation.
I'm also about to get married...
...so I'd like to go back
to my hotel and...
Good night.
I'll see you in New York.
You.
Hey, Doc. You.
I'm gonna see a lot of you.
Where were you?
My God, I woke up
and you were gone!
here was no note or anything!
I was out of my mind!
I walked all over the hotel
looking for you.
I even ate a Rice Krispy reat.
I almost called the police.
No, don't call the police.
I'll tell you the truth.
I had a patient emergency.
You have patients in Florida?
One. He followed me from New York.
I had to go, trust me.
My God.
Who is this patient?
Paul Vitti.
Mafia Paul Vitti?
Oh, my God.
It's not like
he's a regular patient.
He's got problems.
He thinks that I'm treating him.
It's crazy.
So you're not treating him?
ell me you're not.
I'm not treating him.
It's scary. You don't want
someone like that in your life.
I've covered the mob down here.
I've seen what they do.
He and I spoke about it.
He understood. It's over.
- You're sure?
- Absolutely.
I was so worried.
I thought maybe you
got scared or...
...saw an ex-girlfriend
or something.
Well, I don't know.
- I love you.
- I love you.
I'm sorry, but everything's
going to be okay.
Give her a big hand!
Let's hear it!
How about that?
hat was great!
Come on, get into it.
I don't understand.
hey splash in the water.
hey eat fish.
his is not a big stretch
for a whale.
Stop it.
We're having fun, right?
I'm not having as much fun
as it looks like I am.
I'm pretending, because we
have to bond and all.
A little snack for her
might be 50 pounds of mackerel.
There she goes!
I'm going to get a hot dog.
Anybody want anything?
- I'll go with you.
- It's fine.
You're pretending to have a good time.
I don't want to spoil that.
I'll be right back.
You think those whales
piss in that water?
I think they use the men's room
next door to the Burger King.
Dummy.
- What's going on?
- Mr. Vitti wants to see you.
Is this a joke?
You're employed
by Mr Vitti...
...which means you're on call
...just like the rest of us.
I'm sorry.
He and I discussed...
We discussed this, and I agreed
to see him in New York.
hat's it.
Doctor, listen to me.
It is what it is.
If he wants you sooner, you go sooner.
hat's it.
No.
I am not going.
And if either one of you
bother me again...
...I won't treat him at all.
Do you understand that?
Capisci?
It's over!
End of story.
Look at the size of this one.
Jesus Christ!
It's feeding time.
hey threw me in
the shark tank, Paul.
hey wanted to make a point.
hat you're scary?
Believe me, I get it.
You're in a mood.
I get that way when
a shark tries to chew on my ass.
- We had an agreement.
- We did, but I had an episode.
I didn't have a panic attack,
but I started panicking...
...thinking I might get one.
Is that weird?
I am redefining "weird"
on an hourly basis.
-What's he doing?
- I don't know.
- He's talking with some guy.
-Can you hit him?
He's got fat Jelly and his
partner Jimmy Boots with him.
I could do it with a rifle,
but I don't have that with me.
Just get him.
You told me to take care of him,
I will.
What were you thinking
when you got anxious?
Let's get out of here.
We're being watched.
Don't look.
here's feds up there watching us.
How do you know that?
I'm a criminal.
It's my job.
Who's the new face?
Maybe he's Vitti's new consigliere.
Whoever this guy is,
he must be important to the family.
Put his picture on the wire.
See what you come up with.
Normally, a patient wouldn't have
a vat of scotch during a session.
hat's interesting. I'll have to
remember it if I'm ever on Jeopardy.
ell me about your father.
My father.
Well, my father...
Let's sit here.
My father.
A big man in the neighborhood.
Everybody loved him.
Very well-respected,
God rest his soul.
He passed away?
I just like saying "God rest his soul. "
Of course he passed away!
I was about 12 at the time.
How did he die?
It was a sudden thing.
A heart attack.
How was the relationship?
Were you close?
We were pretty close.
We weren't getting along great
right then.
Why is that?
I was hanging out in the neighborhood.
I had a borgata.
What is that?
A kid gang, nothing big.
But he didn't like that.
He didn't approve.
He slapped me around
a couple of times.
And what?
And then he died.
How'd that make you feel?
It felt great, wonderful.
How'd it make me feel?
hink about it.
Were you angry?
Were you afraid? Sad?
Maybe all those things.
Any feelings of guilt?
About what?
I didn't kill him.
I know that.
I'm just speculating...
...that maybe in some way
you may have wanted him to die.
Why would I want him to die?
You said you were fighting.
He slapped you around...
...because you rebelled
against his authority.
Maybe some unresolved
Oedipal conflict.
English, English.
Oedipus was a Greek king who killed
his father and married his mother.
Fucking Greeks.
It's an instinctual
developmental drive.
he young boy wants to
replace his father...
...so that he can
totally possess his mother.
Are you saying
I wanted to fuck my mother?
It's a primal fantasy.
Have you ever seen my mother?
- Are you out of your mind?
- It's Freud!
Freud's a sick fuck, and you are
too for bringing it up.
Can I be honest?
I don 't think I can call you Dad.
So what do I call you?
Do I call you Scott?
My friends call me Captain.
Captain?
Want another drink?
I'm definitely having eight or nine.
I'd like a morphine and soda.
I'm shaking.
Shall we go to our table?
Come on, Michael.
Seor Sobel.
How you doing?
It's the Vittis.
My God.
Everybody's happy.
Everybody's smiling. His is nice.
You're Paul Vitti,
the mobster.
Now, is that polite?
Is that being nice?
I'm trying to be nice.
Do I walk up to you and say
you're so-and-so, the hard-on?
his is Laura's father,
the Captain.
I'm very, very sorry.
Excuse us.
I heard about the wedding.
Here you go.
A little something for the
bride and groom. God bless.
We can't accept this.
- Yes, you can.
- Hank you.
I'm just gonna borrow this guy.
I'll bring him right back.
And then you'll leave us alone.
I'll leave you alone.
I got to talk to you.
wo minutes.
wo minutes.
Wait over there.
Don't listen to what we say.
My ears are sealed.
I had a weird dream
last night.
I feel like I'm having one now.
Why'd you interrupt my party?
You're really very rigid
about certain things.
Did you know that?
All right,
tell me about your dream.
I'm asleep.
I hear a baby crying.
I go to the refrigerator.
I get him a bottle of milk.
I bring the bottle of milk to him...
...I see the milk is black.
hat's fucking weird!
Get out of here.
- Get out of here.
- Sorry.
What does that mean?
And no more filth about my mother.
I don't know.
What does it mean to you?
his is why I pay you? I say
something, you say it back to me?
I could get Jelly to
do that for nothing.
Get Jelly.
I'm going back to my party.
All right.
I'm letting it go this time.
Because you're getting married,
I'm gonna let it go.
Why don't you look over that way
before I bust your head open?
I'm gonna grab a bite to eat.
You want a sandwich?
What kind of sandwich
ain't too fattening?
A half a sandwich.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Now, nod your head and smile.
Do it.
Now, you listen to me, goombah.
I know what your game is,
and you'd better call it quits.
If you and your paisans
do anything to hurt my little girl...
...I don't care who
you are...
...I'll hunt you down like
the dog you are, and I'll kill you.
Understand?
Now, nod and smile.
Congratulations.
What was that about?
Just guy stuff between
me and the Captain.
Shit!
In sickness and in health,
from this day forth...
...as long as you both shall live?
Bring Marie and
the kids right to the airport.
Pull the car in the
back of the hotel and wait for us.
You got it, boss.
hat's it. Hat is it!
I've had it with you.
- What happened?
- What happened?
I just saw a man fall seven stories
into a platter of poached salmon!
- Did he break anything?
- Everything!
hey're still pulling capers
out of him.
People get depressed, they jump.
It's a tragedy, but it ain't my fault.
You're telling me
it was a suicide?
I think he left a note.
Jelly, did they find it?
No, but they will in a minute.
Let me guess what it says.
"Life is bullshit.
I can't take it no more.
Signed, he Dead Guy. "
hat's good, Doc.
Enough talk.
We gotta get out of here.
here's feds all over.
I'm going back to New York...
...and I would suggest that
you do the same thing.
Because they're probably
onto you too.
Onto me?
What are you talking about?
Being an accessory to a murder
wasn't part of our understanding.
I didn't kill nobody.
I can't speak for
other people here.
He tried to kill me.
God forbid he did that
to somebody in my family.
It would've been
a double or a triple tragedy.
rust me, in this case,
we're the good guys.
Where is he?
- Where are you going?
- Don't touch me.
How could you do that?
Another country heard from.
Wait downstairs.
Why? Are they going to throw me
off the balcony too?
You're upset, and
you're upsetting me.
Of course I'm upset!
My wedding is ruined
because you've got problems!
I got problems?
Honey, please.
I'm going to pack,
and then I'm going to New York.
And I am getting married with you
or without you!
With! With!
I'm sorry, honey.
It'll all work out.
I promise.
Please?
No, I hate you!
Are you happy?
Are you happy?
You know what you did?
You ruined my life!
Happy?
What are you talking about?
You think I wanted this?
I'm a victim here.
I can't believe this guy.
He tries to kill me,
then whacks one of my guys.
On top of that, he fucks up your
wedding. You know how upset I am?
I'm so enraged, I don't know
what to do with myself!
Plus, I'm trying to
get out of this hotel and...
Are you listening to yourself?
Listen to yourself!
his has been a disaster from the
moment you stepped foot in my office.
hat is it. Over!
I'm no longer your doctor.
Just because of this?
Because of this little double homicide?
Yes, because of this!
You don't have a shred
of human decency. Not a shred.
I actually thought
I could help you.
here's no helping you.
You're a common thug!
Nobody in the world
could help you!
All right!
What do you want me to do?
Let me speak to Primo.
Hold on.
Paul Vitti's on the phone.
-Who is this?
- It's me.
-Me who?
- Me who... Me, me.
-Me? Me who?
- Me, me. You know me. Me.
Yeah, how's it going?
Not good.
Not good.
Whoever did that thing to
you-know-who, my good friend...
...is trying to do that to me.
And I'm having a lot
of feelings about that.
And I'm trying to get some...
- Closure.
- Closure on that.
What kind of feelings?
I'm very angry.
I'm feeling very angry about that.
I'm enraged.
I'm feeling very,
very mad about that.
Why are you telling me?
Why am I telling you?
Like you don't know
nothing about it?
You don't know nothing?
What?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
- I'm trying to...
- Ell you how I feel.
ell you about my feelings
and that...
- I'm angry.
- I'm angry.
And anger is a...
- A blocked wish.
- A blocked wish.
And I'm looking forward to seeing
you next week at that thing.
hen I can unblock
that angered wish...
...and then hopefully...
You make one more move on me,
you motherfucker...
...I'll fucking cut
your fucking balls off!
I'll shove them up your fucking ass!
I'll fucking bury you!
I'll put ice picks in your eyes!
I'll chop your eyeballs!
I'll send them to your family
to eat for dessert!
You understand me?
- What?
-Fuck you.
You motherfucker!
You get a dictionary and find out
what this "closure" is.
If that's what he's going to hit us
with, I want to know what it is.
How was that?
It was going great until...
...the cutting off of the balls
and shoving it up...
...his ass.
You know what I do when I'm mad?
I hit a pillow.
Just hit the pillow.
See how you feel.
here's your fucking pillow.
Feel better?
Yeah, I do.
Good.
Call the Vatican.
See if something is missing.
So cool!
I need to talk to your dad
in private, okay?
Would you unload the car, please?
It's almost as tall as the house.
What is going on?
What is this?
Why?
It's a wedding gift.
He felt bad for the...
Well, we're not married,
so we can just send it back.
It was not my fault.
Everybody was there.
You didn't want to
go ahead with the ceremony.
What did you expect? Hat's not what
I want for an anniversary memory.
Look at our wedding video.
here are your parents, and mine.
here's the guy that
plunged to his death.
I just want to marry you.
I'm thinking it'll never happen.
It's happening next Saturday
at the Waldorf.
And who'll be there?
We three, the clergyman...
...and any of your family who
are done with their crisis counseling.
No guests without necks.
Everybody has to have a neck.
We will do a neck check
at the door.
Any furniture you want
to change in the house...
Dr. Sobel.
Ma'am.
I'm Agent Steadman.
Agent Ricci, Agent Provano...
...Federal Bureau
of Investigation, OCD.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Organized Crime Division.
We need to talk.
FBI? His is cooler
than the fountain!
Go to your room.
- But I just...
- Go to your room.
Fine. I can hear
better in there anyway.
Please.
Can you explain these photographs?
Yes. I'm a psychotherapist.
Paul Vitti is my patient.
- Was your patient.
- Was my patient, yeah.
- Not even like a patient.
- Right. Exactly.
So why did he send you
that fountain?
he fountain?
hat was a...
hat was a gift to
celebrate the completion...
...of the therapy.
I got a television
from a kleptomaniac...
...so it's not really
that big of a deal.
Let me cut to the chase,
Dr. Sobel.
Next week the heads of every major
crime family in the U. S...
...will meet somewhere
in the New York area.
We think the stage is set
for a major bloodbath.
Has he mentioned it to you?
A bloodbath?
He has not mentioned
anything like that.
I would've remembered that.
"Bloodbath" is something that
sticks out in a conversation.
You could really help us by supplying
information about that meeting.
If I don't?
If you don't...
...I will personally make
your life a living hell.
Pauly, I don 't mean this
in a disrespectful way.
You know I was
a good friend to your father.
I'll always be
a good friend to you.
But the word is out that
you're talking to a shrink.
Is that right?
What's the point here?
he point is this concerns
the whole family.
Right now, we're the only ones
that know about it.
If this ever gets out in the street,
we're dead.
Who knows what
you're saying to him?
It ain't nobody's
fucking business.
I beg to differ.
If you're looking to establish an
insanity plea for later on...
...that's okay.
But everybody'll think you're
falling apart. It's not right.
hey'll think this is
a sign of weakness.
Sindone will take over everything.
Is that what you want?
What do you want me to do?
It's time to end it, Paul.
What do you mean, end it?
Get rid of the shrink.
He knows too much.
You want me to whack my doctor?
Are you crazy?
Paul, if you don't do it,
somebody else will.
hat's the way it is.
Nobody touches this guy.
Anybody lays a finger on him,
I'll kill him. Understood?
- I'm gonna get some fruit.
- I'll wait in the car.
Can I get some of these?
Papa!
Papa! Papa!
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
You look lousy.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right. Listen, Paul,
don't send me any more gifts.
- You didn't like the fountain?
- It's a boundary issue.
If more people gave from the heart,
we'd all be better off.
Let me see your watch.
Piece of junk. You're getting a Rolex.
- Don't buy me one.
- Who said anything about buying?
Paul, listen.
I really have to talk to you.
Who is that?
ommy Angels. We grew up together.
Worked for a crew out of Jersey City.
How did he die?
He was on his way to talk
to a federal prosecutor.
Got hit by a truck.
wice.
I don't need to know this.
I can't hear this.
his is too much for me.
I'm having nightmares myself.
he other night, I dreamed we
were walking down the street...
...and I stopped to buy fruit.
Out of nowhere, two guys
come and they kill me...
...like Marlon Brando
in The Godfather.
Good scene. What'd I do?
You drop your gun.
You run up to me and you
yell, "Papa! Papa! "
I was Fredo?
I don't think so.
You're starting to lose it.
You may need therapy yourself.
We really have to talk.
We're running out of time.
he widow.
I'm very sorry.
he daughter.
I'm sorry.
Brother.
My condolences.
I'm very sorry.
Him, I don't know.
Can we talk now?
Don't you see? You called me Papa.
his is all about your father.
You're nuts.
hat's your dream.
But the black-milk dream
is also about your father.
I don't buy that. In my dream,
I'm bringing the baby the black milk.
Freud believed you're everyone
in your dreams.
Fuck Freud.
After what you told me...
...I'm afraid to call
my mother on the telephone.
Listen, just try to
go with me here.
Let's just say that you are the baby.
What kind of milk did
your father bring?
Could we stop talking about
my father?
hat's the point. We have to
talk about your father.
It is so hard to...
You know what you're like?
"Doc, you got to help me.
I'm in pain.
Please help me. "
"All right, Paul, I'll help. "
"Fuck you. Nobody helps me. "
All right, very good. His is you:
"hat's interesting.
What does that mean to you?
Anger is a blocked wish. "
Boo-fucking-hoo-hoo.
- Let's talk about your father.
- Let's not.
What does your father do?
It's not important.
- What? You paused.
- I did not.
You just paused. Hat means you
had a feeling. A thought.
What does your father do?
What's he do?
- He's a psychiatrist.
- A psychiatrist?
Now I know why you're fucked up.
Next patient, please.
We are running out of time.
- Let's not waste it on my problems.
- Your father's a problem?
- Hat's what you said.
- I did not!
Now you're upset.
I am not upset!
- Yes, you are.
- Stop it!
I'm getting good at this!
We only have a few days left.
his is very important stuff.
hat's why you're acting like this.
If you want to screw around,
I can't help you.
Call me when you get serious.
I am serious.
Don't you want to analyze me no more?
Say hello to your father.
It's time to end it, Paul.
What do you mean?
Get rid of the shrink.
He knows too much already.
You want me to whack my doctor?
If you don 't do it, somebody else will.
Nobody touches this guy.
Anybody lays a finger on him,
I'm gonna kill him.
Understood?
Now let's hear the other one.
-You want me to whack my doctor?
-lf you don 't, somebody else will.
I'm gonna kill him.
- Good.
- Hat's very good.
We think it's time to end it.
What do you mean?
Get rid of the shrink.
He knows too much already.
-You want me to whack my doctor?
-lf you don 't, somebody else will.
I'm gonna kill him.
What do you want me to do?
Paul, he's talking to the feds.
I know this guy. He wouldn't
talk to the feds. No way.
he FBI was over at his house today.
Jimmy Boots saw them.
- You saw them there?
- It's the truth. I saw them.
Next, you'll get a call...
...and he'll want a meeting.
Dr. Sobel called.
He said he needs to see you
right away.
his is delicious.
his is so good.
I love Italian food.
I've never been to Italy. Is it great?
I was in France twice...
...and Jamaica, the island.
You ever been there?
It's great,
because I love to snorkel.
You guys ever snorkeled?
It's great to sleep with the fish.
Swim with the fish.
Ever done that?
It's good. So...
...what are you doing this summer?
About what?
How are you?
- How you doing?
- Good.
his is Ben. Say hello to Carlo.
- How you doing?
- Carlo...?
hat's it. Grab a seat.
Carlo and I grew up together.
He's like, I would say, almost...
...like a cousin to me.
- I am your cousin.
- Hat's what I'm saying.
It's a family thing.
It's the closeness.
Anything I can do for him,
I'm here for him.
- You know that.
- I know.
Did you take care of that thing?
- It's all right to talk business?
- It's okay.
- I took care of it.
- And the other?
I got to wait for the first
before I can move on the second.
he guy give you a problem?
he guy in the first thing?
He's a lunatic.
- What did he say?
- He usual.
- You told him you weren't doing it?
-What am I going to do?
Gotta nip that shit in the bud.
But if the first comes through,
that'll fix everything.
Including the second thing.
Exactly.
Don't repeat what you hear here.
You hear?
he first thing
or the second thing?
Very funny.
Stevie Beef is over there.
- Fat piece of shit.
- Rat fucking, cocksucking...
- Scumbag.
- Garbage pail.
Let's go say hi.
his is a very unusual place.
Do you guys come here often?
Well, this place has
a very special meaning for Paul.
Yeah, it's where his
father got whacked.
What's the big secret?
Never mind.
Wait a second.
Paul's father was murdered?
Right at that table,
with his whole family there.
Shut your face.
Paul was there too.
He doesn't like to talk about it.
Where you going?
o the bathroom.
Sit down.
I'm going with you.
Jelly, I have to, you know...
Poop?
Go ahead.
Holy shit!
You got to get more roughage, Doc.
A bran muffin in the morning
would help that.
I don't believe this.
I'd like to see a movie.
Nothing's playing.
It's all this shoot 'em-up
action bullshit.
I get enough of that at work.
Primo, that was our friend.
hey spotted that guy
at Paretti's.
hat's good.
hat's very good.
Handsome Jack.
Let's make it his last supper.
- You got it, Primo.
- No problem.
Just for fun...
...tear out his heart
and bring it to me.
I'm gonna bring it back to you
on a fucking platter.
Where we going to get a platter?
Just bring it, all right?
Or Raisin Bran. Hat goes
right through me.
- It's a pusher.
- Good tip.
I have to talk to you.
In private.
Why didn't you tell me
about your father?
- What about him?
- You said he died of a heart attack.
What's the problem?
Your father was murdered.
What's the difference? He's dead.
It's a big difference.
Why didn't you tell me?
It's private. I got to tell you
every little thing?
his is not a little thing.
What should I do?
Spend my life crying over the past?
It's over. Forget it.
I think you want to talk about it.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- You do.
I don't want to talk about it.
- Why did you choose this restaurant?
- I like it.
Of all the places to go,
why here?
White clam sauce. He best.
hat's not the reason. You want me
to know about your father.
- You're reaching out to me.
- Yeah, I'm reaching out to you.
Where is it?
Get in the car.
It's late. I'll take a cab.
I can get to Grand Central and...
You know what?
I can make the 11: 10.
So thanks anyway.
I said get in the car, Doc.
Do what he says.
You know, this is called a "transference
neurosis, " where the patient...
Get in the car.
What is this guy doing? He's been
in the bathroom for half an hour.
Fuck!
Get over there!
Son of a bitch!
We lost him.
Come on, get out.
Get out. Get over there.
All right, leave us alone.
Sorry, Doc.
It's not personal.
Don't kid yourself. It doesn't
get more personal than this.
Walk over there.
Walk over there.
- You know why I gotta do this?
- Yes. Do you?
Don't bullshit me.
You ratted me out. You betrayed me.
I betrayed you? Hat's interesting.
Who's got the gun?
Don't give me that.
Are you insulting my intelligence?
You cooperated with the feds.
hey played me a tape. I heard you
say you were gonna kill me.
- I heard the tape.
- Never. On my mother's life.
- Never.
- I heard it.
It's not important now,
but I did not betray you.
I had a wire, but took it off
because I think I can help.
I don't want to know what you think.
Yes, you do.
Let me help you!
It's over!
Can I ask you one last question?
What?
- What did you order?
- What?
- What did you order?
- When?
he night your father was killed,
what were you eating?
How the fuck do I know?
You don't remember?
It was 35 years ago.
What was your father eating?
I don't remember.
What are you talking about?
ry.
It's a simple question.
What was your father eating?
Penne.
Good.
What did you have?
Ravioli.
he food was already on the table?
No, they were serving it.
And did you see the guys coming?
One of them.
Dressed like a busboy.
Your father saw him too?
I knew the guy looked wrong.
Why, Paul?
he pants. Looked too good
for a busboy.
So he walked to the table.
I watched him the whole way.
Did you say anything?
Dad was so mad at me,
I couldn't say anything.
And you were mad at him.
And then what happened?
I never saw the second guy.
My mother just started screaming.
And you blame yourself.
I could've saved him.
But you were mad at him.
I should've said something.
You couldn't have saved him, Paul.
I killed him.
You didn't kill him.
You were mad, but you didn't
kill him. It's the life he chose.
I just let him die.
I let him die!
I let him die, and I couldn't
say goodbye to him.
So why don't you say it now?
If he was here,
what would you say?
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
I can't.
No, I can't.
ell him, Paul.
I want to say I'm...
Dad, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry. I let him die.
I'm sorry, Dad.
Jesus.
Poor guy's falling apart.
Why don't he just pop him?
It's embarrassing,
standing here like this.
Shut up.
You couldn't save him.
I know I could've. I could've.
No, he was trying to save you.
hat's what you fought about.
He didn't want this for you.
And you don't want it for Anthony.
No, I don't!
You don't want him to grow up
like you did, without a father.
Your father's not dead, Paul.
He's alive in you.
And he's trying to tell you something.
He's trying to tell you...
Holy shit!
hey're shooting! Hey're shooting!
- Pull yourself together!
- I feel so bad!
You're going to feel a lot worse.
ime to channel all this
nice grief...
...into a murderous rage.
Come on!
ime to shoot back!
Let's go! Here we go!
Bang, bang!
Bang, bang! Come on. Let's go.
Come on! Bang, bang!
Now come on. Paul, here.
Put the gun in your hand and shoot!
For God sakes, shoot somebody!
Give me the fucking gun!
Stay down.
Paul, you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Jelly, did I do that?
No, Doc.
hat one's mine.
You get the '72 Chevy...
...and the Amana side-by-side
refrigerator-freezer.
- You okay, Paul?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm gonna check on Jimmy.
Pretty fucking ironic, ain't it?
You can give me back the gun now.
It's okay. I wasn't really
gonna whack you.
All right, maybe I was
gonna whack you...
...but I was real conflicted about it.
Progress, right?
I can't see you anymore.
I know.
You hit some
very big stuff tonight.
So you'll probably
feel like this for a while.
But you're close to something.
he rest is up to you.
Good luck.
I want to please him
when we're in bed...
...but whatever I do, it seems
like it's never enough.
Now he wants me to
say things when we're making love.
What kind of things does he
want you to say?
Well, he wants me to call him...
..."big boy"...
...and he's my "bucking bronco"...
...and I'm supposed
to "ride him hard"...
...and "put him back
in the barn wet. "
Are you okay, Dr. Sobel?
Well, it's...
Here's what I think
you should do, Elaine.
I would do whatever he says.
If he wants you to talk, talk.
I'd get down
and bark like a dog.
I'd do whatever it takes.
Smoke some joints,
drink wine, whatever it is...
...to get off on each other
and be happy.
Where are you running?
his is a time to be happy!
Because life is just too short.
It's just too fucking short.
I'll see you hursday.
Everything okay?
Feeling all right?
You need anything?
No. Feel great.
Never felt better.
Wait'll I go to that meeting.
I'm gonna knock them dead.
All right. I'll be outside.
When I look at him...
... I think about how
different it was.
Was providing for a family
simpler back then...
... or did he just make it
look that way?
Decisions are tougher now.
There's so much information...
... so many ways to invest.
Strange. I spent the first half
of my life...
... not wanting to walk
in his footsteps.
Now I only wish I could.
Times are more complex.
A Merrill Lynch financial
consultant can help with a plan...
... and more ways to make
the plan work than anyone else.
You look beautiful, honey.
We are put on this earth
to find a love, a soul mate...
...someone with whom
we can create joy.
And how glad we are...
...that Ben and Laura
found each other.
And we anticipate and celebrate...
...the years of joy they will
share together from this day on.
Do you take Laura to be
your wedded wife...
...for richer or poorer,
in sickness or health...
...till death do you part,
so help you God?
Excuse me?
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to him.
Who him?
It's not important. Yes.
Yes, what?
Yes to the first part. O her.
hat's a yes. Pick it up from there.
Doc, this is an emergency.
- I don't believe this.
- His is my wedding!
- Want me to make a scene?
- Bigger than this?
ick-tock. Let's go.
Hurry. Pronounce.
By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Ring, ring. Kiss, kiss.
Here. Fine. Good.
Okay, just go.
Sorry, Mrs. Sobel. Duty calls.
You're the first person to
call me Mrs. Sobel.
Nice, huh?
I'm telling you, Doc,
this is serious.
If he don't make that meeting,
they'll kill him.
Can't somebody else
in the family go for him?
What about ommy the ongue
or Louie the Lip?
What about you? Why don't you go?
hat would be a very good idea,
except for one little detail.
I'm a fucking moron.
I'm known for it.
- You gotta go.
- You must be a moron.
- Watch it!
- You just said it.
When I say it, it's different.
When you say it, it sounds negative.
Jelly, I am not going
to any meeting.
I am no longer on the payroll.
Do you understand that?
Now, I am going back to my wife.
Now, Jelly, we've
been through this before.
You can't shoot me.
Correction:
It was Mr. Vitti who
couldn't shoot you.
You're going to that meeting.
his is Surveillance 6. hey've left
the building and are heading east.
Roger that.
- Put this on.
- Is this chrome?
I can see my own reflection.
Let me tell you something.
hat's a $ 1,200 Valentino suit.
If you spill anything on it...
...I'm gonna mess you up good.
Shut up! You're
making him nervous.
If he fucks up,
they'll kill him for sure.
his is insane!
It's all right. Let's go over it
again. Mr. Vitti's been detained.
Apologies all around.
And then you say
you're the new consigliere...
...speaking for Mr. Vitti.
hen what?
hen you keep your mouth shut
and hope nobody asks you nothing.
hat's some plan you got there.
Shut up!
Doc, if you gotta talk...
...try to be vague.
Could you do that?
I'm a psychiatrist.
Believe me, I can be vague.
Looks like they're
headed for the tunnel.
We'll pick them up
on the other side.
Here they come.
Which one is it?
The black one.
Are you sure you don't want
something to eat?
You want some iced tea?
I think I'm gonna call
Dr. Erragrossa.
Is Daddy gonna be all right?
I think so, honey.
Shouldn't you be outside playing?
No, it's all right.
How long you gonna sit there?
How long you gonna lay there?
I'm done.
Let's go.
It'll be all right, Doc.
here's no way I can
get away with this.
Jelly, I can't do this!
Don't fucking whine.
Whining's a dead giveaway.
Blend.
Blend in.
So where's Vitti?
He ain't here.
He ain't here.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you been? All right?
All right.
Hey, when did you guys get out?
You need anything, you let me know.
Easter weekend.
You're a planet!
Blending, enough.
Who's the guy with Jelly?
I never seen him before.
What's going on? Where's Paul?
He'll be here. Don't worry.
And what's he doing here?
He's just...
Forget about it.
Forget about it?
What the hell is that?
"Forget about it. "
I can't do this.
No, I can't do this.
I think we're going
to get started here.
We got a lot to talk about
here today, and...
...for now, we'll just stick
with the more important issues.
And one more thing...
...if you got anything to say...
...let us know who you are, because
a lot of us don't know each other.
I didn't think anybody here was
into wearing fucking nametags.
I'm Primo Sindone.
hey call me Sonny Long.
Some of you know me
as Mikey Gaga.
Some of you know me
as Joey Boombots.
Be that as it may, it's good to see so
many of the old faces here...
...and to welcome some of the new ones
from all over the country.
I see Joe Baldassare,
Frankie Zello.
But I'm disappointed the head of our
other New York family isn't here.
All I see is his man Jelly and some
sawed-off prick nobody knows.
he thing is...
...Mr. Vitti's been detained.
Plus, he's sorry for his detainment.
Detained?
What kind of shit is that?
What's more important than this?
As the host, I take his not being
here as a sign of disrespect to me...
...and all these other men
who came a long way to be here.
I mean, no. I mean...
You see, the thing is that
he's not feeling well.
Plus, he don't feel good.
What's the matter with you?
Never discuss Mr. Vitti's
health outside the family.
You know better than that.
Sit down.
Sit down!
You want a fresh one?
Who is this guy?
What the fuck is he doing here?
Who I am?
Who I am? Who am I?
"Who am I? " is a question
for the ages.
hat's one we're all searching for,
to find out who I am.
Who's in there, who wants
to come out and go...
..."Hey, I'm hungry. "
Who I am...
...is too deep and...
You got to go in
and pull out the thing...
...like that movie where the thing
came out of the stomach...
...and ate the people on
the fucking spaceship.
May they rest in peace.
My name is Ben Sobel.
Leone.
Ben Sobeleone.
I'm also known...
...as Benny the Groin,
Sammy the Schnoz...
...EImer the Fudd,
ubby the uba...
...and once as
Miss Phyllis Levine.
But that was at a party, years ago.
I smoked a titibet,
and I had a Quaalude...
...and suddenly I'm in fishnets
singing show tunes.
hese things happen,
but it has nothing to do...
...with what I'm doing here
with you fine gentlemen today.
So I apologize.
hat being said, I'm also known to
the people who know me the best...
...as the fucking "Doctor. "
he second part of your question
that you "axed" me...
...is "Why am I here? "
I am here...
...representing Mr. Paul Vitti
as his consigligliere.
Consigliere.
Never correct me in public again.
Do you understand that?
You broke my heart, Jelly.
You broke my heart.
I apologize for
the second interruption.
As Mr. Vitti's...
...consigliere...
...I am involved in all aspects
of the Vitti family business...
...and am prepared to speak
for Mr. Vitti on all matters.
Badda-bing-badda-boom-Betty Boop.
Okay, Doctor.
Let's stop with the bullshit.
here's been this thing
between me...
...and Paul Vitti for a long time.
Are you talking about the first thing
or the second thing?
What second thing?
I only know one thing.
How can we bring up the first
if we don't talk about the second?
Did you talk to the guy?
What guy?
he guy with the thing!
What thing?
What are you talking about?
How should I know?
You brought it up!
his is the problem.
Do you see this?
You see what's happening here?
You can't have an intelligent
conversation with this guy.
What if I put two bullets in your brain?
What do you think of that?
hat's a little dark.
What do you think?
It's a good idea. Why would I say
it if I didn't think it was good?
I don't know, why?
I wouldn't!
hat's what I'm saying!
Look at what's happening here.
Look at you.
Do you feel you have to get angry
so people will listen to you?
Is that your deal?
What is he saying?
You do have a tendency
to get angry a lot.
I agree, Primo.
I'm talking about Vitti.
Why are we talking about me?
hat's interesting too.
Do you feel you're not important
enough for us to discuss you?
- What does that mean?
- What do you think?
Fuck you!
Calm down.
his prick won't stop
with the questions.
Pass the fruit.
You're a dead man!
Put it down.
Put it down.
- Wait in the car. Keep it running.
- How are you feeling?
Sit down.
I'll take it from here.
Sit down.
I'm Paul Vitti.
I'm sorry I was late. Hose who know me
know I meant no disrespect.
If it's all right with you...
...I want to say something.
hen I'll leave you to your business.
About 21/2 weeks ago, somebody killed
my dear friend, Dominic Manetta.
Come on, this is bullshit.
Everybody knows he whacked Dominic
so he could take over.
Whatever.
What I came to say is I've come to
a very important decision in my life.
And that is...
...I want out.
I don't want to do this no more.
I'm going to
go away for a while...
...but I will respect the oath
I took the day I was made...
...and what I know about anybody's
business I take to the grave.
You have my word.
As for my own family...
...I know Carlo Mangano would
like to be the new boss.
hank you, Paul.
hat's why he betrayed Dominic
and me...
...and sent his man
to Miami to try and kill me.
I swear you got this wrong...
Shut your mouth.
Although it's my right,
I won't take revenge.
You wanna know why?
Because you got a problem.
A problem with aggression.
Maybe you weren't hugged as a kid.
You ought to look inside yourself...
...Iook inside and
find out who you are.
Because for me...
...I had a breakthrough.
I'm in a good place mentally,
and I'm feeling good about me.
I don't know, Paul.
I can see where some people
might have a problem with this.
I realize that.
So as a token of good faith...
...I've written down a few things...
...putting them in a safe-deposit
box in case...
...something should happen to me,
my friend or my family.
I don't know what
anybody else thinks...
...but I say good luck
and God bless, Paul.
hank you. Come on, let's go.
I'm his friend.
hat was remarkable.
Do you feel proud?
Some people in therapy never
have breakthroughs like you had.
I don't wanna do this.
hink this is a civil service job?
You can just quit and walk away?
What are you, fucking crazy?
Not anymore.
ell me something.
You gonna stab me in the back like
I always knew you would?
No, I won't stab you in the back.
I want to see your face when I do it.
I don't think so.
Mo-Mo!
Bigs!
Eddie!
It's over, Primo.
Now get the fuck out of here.
Machine gun was a nice touch.
A little hostile.
Hands in the air!
Drop your weapons!
Do it now!
I got you! Get down!
Get out of the car!
Hands on top of the car!
One fucking move, I swear I'll
blow your fucking heart out!
ake a pill, RoboCop! Ake a pill!
I can't believe this.
You took a bullet for me.
What doc would ever do that for his
patient? I'll never forget that.
You...!
I tripped.
You tripped! You tripped
over your unconscious.
Mr. Vitti, you have the right
to remain silent...
oday's my wedding day.
You got off easy.
Eighteen months is nothing.
hey found Primo Sindone dead
in a field near La Guardia.
I heard. Don't look at me.
I had nothing to do with it.
A million guys from here to Canarsie
were looking to whack that bastard.
Good. I was just checking.
Don't worry.
You think we could keep going
with the private sessions up here?
You'd like to do that?
I could arrange to come up on Saturdays.
Or we could do it by phone.
Phone appointments?
I do that when a patient's
out of town or in federal prison.
hanks, Doc.
I never really got to
thank you properly...
...for curing me.
We don't say "cure. " We say you had a
"corrective emotional experience. "
Excuse me.
You're something, you.
Yes, you are. You are something.
No, you're something.
You!
Happy?
I just can't get used to it.
Used to what?
It's so long since you were last
kidnapped. I don't know if I can adjust.
Listen.
How about one more dance...
...and then we'll go upstairs?
ony, can you do one more song?
Anything you want.
My friend told me to stay
as long as you needed me.
I don't want to let him down.
"World On A String, "
the Harold Arlen song.
his is so great.
his is a gift.
I've got the world on a string
I'm sitting on a rainbow
I've got the string
Around my finger
What a world
What a life
I'm in love
Good night, Sobels.
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