This photo is of my dad Nik Mat Som and
my mom Timah Ram on their wedding day.
I was born on 1st May 1974 that
happens to be the Labour Day.
Dad loves to take photo... Look, he
even snapped one while me yawning.
When I was a kid mom always dressed
me up with gowns like this one,
but I really hated them aaarrr...
Because, there's no such thing in the history
of this world a Sheriff wearing gown, right?
But this one was rightly
done... this is 'rock'!!!!
And my overwhelming desire to become a Sheriff
would never fade away until I've grown-up...
Serve you right... try hitting a woman again!
You know who did this?
This is Delaila 'd nerd'... my best
friend. She always being bullied.
Alright... you know who did this En. Bidin?
Who, En. Bidin?
I just can't stand it seeing
women being harrassed by men.
That's the reason I whacked
Bidin, my best friend's lover!
Eventhough your intention was good to
help your best friend that needed help,
Nik Melati Sukma Nik Mat...
Even if En. Bidin retrieved his report,
you are still gonna face the music.
Good morning...
Nik melati Sukma?
I came to assess the progress
of your mental and emotion
after you finished the 2
weeks of therapy period.
Very well Miss Melati Sukma.
How do you feel when you have
been sentenced to clean toilets
for violating the 3rd principle of the therapy?
My feeling?
Yes please.
You want to know how I feel?
Ouchh ouchh so brutal... ouchh!
This is how I feel!
Hmmm... I'm in love????!!!
I would easily got mad whenever I asked
people to call me as Nikki and not...
Nik Melatisukma!
I really hate that name, it does not
reflect the sheriffness in me at all cause...
Nik Melatisukma!
Mom and dad have finally arrived to a
conclusion for your future undertaking.
After you finished studying at this new college,
Nikki must enroll into a grooming class...
It's very important you know. Look at me today!
If the grooming class does not
help, dad has a better idea...
And I can assure you that dad's
idea is the most effective way
to neutralise your brutal attitude Nikki...
Who say I'm brutal! I'm
wearing flowers you see!
Nik melati Sukma, listen first.
My dear, please continue.
I want you Nikki to get married.
Like it or not, its final - no more life line!
Nik Melatisukma. I think you
better get married... right dear?
Even the representative of the groom's
family will be coming the day after tomorrow
for the enticement and engagement...
That is the ultimatum from my
father and mother as a result of me
being involved in those problems ever
since I know the meaning of life...
Selberan 0.32 carat dear...
and in Precision cuts!
How was it Dato'?
Agreeable?
We should ask the person first!
Through the history of my life it was recorded
that Ayub was the first person to
send proposition to me and my family...
I don't want!
I don't want!
So what is wrong with Ayub?
He is young, handsome like
your dad and composed...
...and he is your counselor right?
What your dad had just said is true
Melatisukma. Good opportunity comes only once.
I do agree if Melatisukma were to marry Ayub.
I'm too young! I'm just 19 year old!
I do not want to get married yet... I
don't want! I don't want! I don't want!
What do you think of my hair, ok?
Do you know that, so many girls
would love to hang out with me?
Now this opportunity should be
considered as your good luck!
I have an appointment with Dr Ryan Diprojo
Hello, one moment ye!
Are you Nik Melati Sukma?
Hah?!!!
Nik Melati Sukma are you?
Yes! Is Dr in?
He is. But he should be out by now.
Why is he still not getting out...
Heh! Why staring at me?
You hair style. Where did you do it?
Heh! I did not do it anywhere... Born
with it... Inherit my mom's, so nosy!
Nik Melati Sukma?
If all Psychologist have good looking
like him, everybody would love to be crazy.
Do you know the reasons
why you are referred to me?
Yes. Because I love you doctor.
What I mean is I love my
mother... I love my father...
my grandmother... and my grandfather too!
Previously, can you describe
what makes you easily get angry?
Is it wrong for me to be angry like that?
I'm getting married
To Omar?
No... I broke off with Omar.
Why?
Omar is nice right? Too nice a person!
Certainly he is a nice person.
But he, is not as romantic as the
other person that I've chosen.
Soon I'll get married, once gotten the Diploma.
And after that, I will stop studying.
And I hope to be a fulltime housewife.
After I date him, then I will make my decision!
Do you know that he told me
that my voice is horrible!
Never mind, you wait and see,
the time when we sing together!
Eh! You have no appointment today Miss?
Hah?!
Miss Melati has no appointment today?
I know that but I have a few
questions to ask Miss Mulan.
But only if Miss Mulan wants to help.
Help?
Tell me what?
Alah a bit shy...
I want to know everything about Dr Ryan Diprojo.
What he likes... his favourite food...
His hobby... bla bla bla!
And the most important thing is, is he married?
Not yet
Is it?
Yes he has no girlfriend.
Hah?!
Girlfriend... he has no one!
It is true, they say... Every
thing happens there is wisdom.
Because of the beatings
on Bidin, I met my mate...
And according to the guidebooks
to search for a mate that I read,
one way to tie a man is through his stomach...
Although I never touched the
pan, let alone slicing onions...
I would cook spaghetti for Dr.
Ryan Diprojo to prove my love...
Hmm... nice one.
Nikki, it has been 3 months
since your first visit...
I think your performance is
gradually getting better ya...
I would recommend that you do
not have to come here again.
Which means that, I cannot see you anymore?
Because I am not your patient any longer?
Officially it's yes. Why?
Doctor, I actually have somethings to tell you...
But I hesitate to express my feeling...
Ah Nikki, you are my patient
for more than ten weeks...
Anything you want to say, just say it out...
Come on, don't be shy...
Anything you want to convey, just say it...
I know you since you were temperamental,
until you're more calmed now...
Nikki, what is that you want to say?
Nikki, why?
Doctor!
Hi Nikki, have a seat...
finished your final assignment?
Finished... here is!
Me, Nikki the brutal...
...has fallen in love with
a 54 year old lecturer...
...same age as my dad!
And with my killer wink...
...the beautiful and sacred
relationship shall begin
...and I know, he is my destiny.
I know that I am really Ionely after
my wife passed away 5 years ago...
...but honestly I still want to ask you Nikki...
Are you really sure with your
decision to marry me, an old widow?
What do you mean, you are not old at all!
Please trust me; I had never been
such confident in my entire life.
What about your parents?
My parents... peanuts!
This is the way to peel an apple.
Nik Melati Sukma!
Melati Sukma, what is his name?
Why not even a hint?
I wanted it to be a surprise when he is here...
It has been a long time Nik, how are you?
Alhamdulillah... Praise to Allah...
where are you lecturing now?
At Nikki's college...
Hasn't Nikki told you that I'm one of the
lecturers? I've been there for a few years now.
Well, have a seat Dr.
Come!
Melatisukma knows who that guy is?
I know.
How come we were fighting to win over Fatimah?
Used to be like an ant, but now size 42!
That's why...
Some how rather, I just can't imagine that we
are going to be in-laws? The world is so small...
In-laws? Hasn't Nikki told you yet?
...that she's getting married to your son?
No, only this moment I know it.
Thank God, at least I know the parents...
...surprisingly an old friend's son!
I know he's Dr Sheikh
Muzafar, anyway why don't you,
Melati tell us that you want to marry his son?
I din't say that I'm going to marry his son?
Hei Fatimah... stop pretending.
I know you try to make me jealous in
showing your romanticism with this Romeo.
Remember Fatimah, you've
promised to live and die with me!
Hey Sheikh Muzafar!
Please forgive me Sheikh Muzafar,
I didn't mean to make you jealous...
...I actually had fallen in love with Nik Mat
Som and we are soon ready for the engagement.
Good bye Romeo... Daa!
Wake up!
Sheikh Muzafar! Why are you still here?
Get out, I do not accept you become
my son in-law now and forever.
But dad, our decision is final dad...
But Nikki... you don't know who he really is.
In the past he was not able to
marry mom... yey yey not able!
Now he's turning to Nikki...
Definitely there is a hidden agenda...
I can't accept this... No way Nikki...
I'm a widow Nik, my late
wife passed away 5 years ago...
I love your daughter...
Is it wrong to have a matured son in-law?
Cannot! My answer is definite! Cannot!
Try clarifying to my daughter now, how
many women happened to be your girlfriend?
...Since the time before and after
you got married... and now as a widow?
Nik Mat... can you just forget the past...
No way, please clarify it now!
I want her to hear it from your mouth...
I don't care, I still want
to marry Dr Sheikh Muzafar!
I love him, adore him...
My dear... wake up!
Melatisukma, why is it up to the
moment you are leaving to overseas
still do not want to talk to dad...
Why is it wrong to marry an old man?
Dr sheikh Muzafar is not an old
man, but he is an old crocodile...
There's so many young men that
keen to be with Melatisukma...
For instant that Omar Shariff...
What's wrong with Omar
Shariff, make clear to me.
Omar Shariff?
Don't you ever feel tired
of looking at mirrors?
Tired? As the well-known most
macho-man at the university...
...in Malaya... mirror is very important to me.
Do you know how many girls have
stood in line to be my girlfriend?
Omar Shariff is a nice guy,
but I really can't stand his self egotism
and always tries to control
his machoness in 24 hours...
Its not that I don't like Omar
Shariff mom, he is nice but...
Let it be mom. For once let me just
finish my study at Indiana first.
Melatisukma, for your dad's sake at least,
promise me that you will
forget Dr Sheikh Muzafar
Just because I don't want to
disappoint my father and mother,
I came to the agreement to
forget my first love in my life...
...and I know as it will be difficult
for me to forget Sheikh Muzafar,
it will also tough for him to forget me...
...because he really loves me too...
Today I would like to see him for the last time
...before I leave abroad to continue my studies...
Nikki? What a surprise!
How long has it been since
we last met... 3 months?
I am leaving to Indiana tomorrow...
I want to say good bye and
I want you to know that I...
Hi Darling
Hello dear
Eh Nikki is here too...
Excuse me Nikki...
Darling, Mom just told me that 1000
pieces of wedding cards are not enough...
She wants at least 3000, is that Ok darling?
Make it like this, pumpkin...
We will order 5000 all in all,
the more the merrier right?
OK darling, I will wait for you in the car.
Don't take so long... I miss you...
...and you!
Bye-bye
At that point of time, I really wanted to
forget him as easy as he's forgotten about me...
Nikki...
And the meet up with Omar Shariff once again
on that day reminds me that I am only a woman...
...but I was too disappointed and
not ready for another relationship...
Now, I am 34 years old with a
steady career but still single...
I must say I am Ionely whereas all
my friends, not including this one...
...are married with children like Delaila...
Who would've thought, Delaila
and Bidin who I whacked before...
Are happily married with children...
So, will you be here next week?
We race again alright?
Sis Nikki, next week I won't be
able, I have to study for my exam...
Boy is around... I have no exam...
It's so difficult if you
befriended with school children,
if there's no exam then only
you got the chance to play.
The PMR paper is peanut...
Its not easy... too many to memorize...
I can help, but I want to ask
you one important question...
Nikki's life?
In my opinion Sis Nikki, you are not ready
to sacrifice your ego that so mountainous.
Hah! You said I am egoistic? Eh! Eh!
Mandy is only 15 years old,
what do you know about life?
There lots of magazines out there to read...
According to one of the articles I read...
...You are the kind that afraid of commitment...
Really...
In a relationship, one needs to sacrifice...
You Sis Nikki, are just like a little
girl being in a big candy factory!
Eh you spoil my hair!
Too many options until you are
not sure which one to choose.
Sis Mandy... quick!
Mama said we must be back
early, we have recitation class...
Ok Sis Nikki... I better make a move...
But Sis Nikki, I think
Omar Shariff is your match.
Oh ya, I am still living with my parents...
Don't get me wrong... Its not that
I don't want to be independent...
But I am the only child to my mom and
dad, right... so I seem a bit spoiled!
My dad, well... always cool as as ever.
When I said cool or great is because
it is not easy to live with
someone like my mom Timah Ram...
...who tends to put her head in the
oven every time there is a problem!
Everything is Ok, Ok and Ok! Except one...
...only one that I don't like!
Nikki is not 19 years old...
she is now 34 years old...
I am sure he will agree this time...
Thank you uncle, I promise I will
try my very best to soften her heart...
Thank you very much Ayub...
Haaa... There she is back.
Hi Melati...
Hi...
Wow... you've changed your hair...
Rebonding.
Thank you.
How are you?
Fine.
You've changed a lot...
What are you doing here with my parents?
Melati, I'd like to ask you
out for dinner, is that OK?
So how?
Markonah, do you know why I
love Jamil Johari or JJ so much?
Why?
Because he reminds me of my ex-Iover
when I was studying in overseas before...
John Johnny Jonathan
Eh like Hindustani's song!
John Johnny Jonathan... pararam pam pam pam pam!
He is so... romantic, loving, cool...
Is he like Beyonce?
To the left, to the left.
Not at all!
I don't like!
Who would have thought, Ayub apparently
willing to wait for me until 15 years...
He really loves me however...
Ayob is not my taste... what to do?
I deliberately doing terrible
things infront of Ayub.
Melati... ignore that man.
He is not a good man.
Alaa... You are jealous...
Because I don't treat
you like I treat JJ, right?
Melati, I am not jealous...
But frankly I know that fat jerk...
Eh... How could you, simply call him fat...
...as for you, as if you
look good in green shirt?
Melati... Melati!
JJ... how could he said you are fat!
Hah! He said I am fat?
Hey... no manners!
Everything's perfect to JJ except...
I don't know... but my feminine instinct
strongly says that something is not right...
When there is a call, he will dash away...
And I am such person that
eager to acquire the reasons...
...the nature of sheriff still firm in me!
Even though I have emotion towards JJ...
...it's hard for me to say the 3 magic words.
I love you!
I don't know why... clueless!
It is true, Miss Nikki, why would I lie to you?
This information is accurate, you know?
You know my sincerity...
Don't trust me then look...
And what I thought was right...
JJ is hiding something...
and I had to hold back my thick-face in
getting it from Markonah, my tea lady...
Markonah, you promise me
What is it?
Promise me you will not tell
anybody about what you saw!
Promise!
I have to investigate further...
there must be a misunderstanding...
What is there to investigate?
Hei... this is Markonah daughter of Martopo...
I am never wrong...
Have a drink... go on!
Don't want?
And JJ does not know that Nikki is not an
ordinary person that can be easily deceived.
Peace be upon you.
Peace be upon you too.
Hai... can you come here for a moment!
Is your dad's name Jamil?
Is he at home?
Can you call your dad for me?
Mom...
Children, go inside or you will get kidnapped!
Dad... somebody is looking for you!
Come here...
Why are you making so much noise here?
The neighbours will see... its embarrassing ok?
Why don't you go to the cafe...
No way... No way... I want to talk right here...
Ouch... ear plucked out!
Why don't you go over there?
I want to talk right here!
Ouch, my teeth... so horror!
Ouuch... like a lion!
What is she doing now?
Allahuakbar... my heart shifted away!
Liar!
I think every man named Jamil is the same
as the one in Allahyarham Tan
Sri P. Ramlee's movie 'Madu 3'...
Itchy!!!!
Why is my husband laying on
the floor... what are you doing?
Even if you are too tired, don't just
sleep on the floor... get the pillow!
What is wrong with your dad... come get up...
Just because I'm still in my 100 days
confinement, you rather sleep outside!
Contaminated with faeces, manure... all sorts!
That shoe peddler?
Why? Whats wrong?
Crazy... very bad manners!
She wanted to sell shoes but got
angry with people... no manners!
Nowadays the shoe peddlers are brutal...
Please don't die... I can still get pregnant!
Eeee if he sell dentures and tooth paste...
...and if people do not want to buy, they
brushes their teeth till the gum poke out!
Are you having a stroke?
Enough dear... don't sit here... Let's go in.
Children, help your dad here...
Go in... slowly...
Don't fall... you still need
to use that body long enough...
The hip moves away!
Pity my husband... losen out his screws!
Where are you going Melati Sukma?
I am going out... Be back late!
I am so disappointed to be fooled by JJ.
Ayob was right... JJ cannot be trusted.
How could he say that he
was not happy with his wife...
But just see, not happy? What in the
world do you call that fleet of kids!
Cheh... hopeless male!
And it wasn't the typical me, but
that night I was very very upset...
I don't understand what
makes these youngsters excited
by swing and sway, hip-hopping
their body in disco...
Men and women intermingle without
limits... what are they really up to?
I really can't get it!
Hah look! What a hullabaloo...
stiletto strikes the head?
I really don't understand
the current generations!
I don't know which demons had possessed me...
suddenly I was on the dance
floor with these guys until...
Oh my God... Oh my God! I've never
felt insulted being treated like this...
Feel some sort like a whore...
Eh no! Some sort like a refugee...
An illegal refugee sneaked in
into Malaysia... That's how I feel.
The feeling of been accused
of positive drug is horrifying.
All night long I kept thinking
what will happen to me...
I could lose my sanity if I stay
a bit longer in this lock-up...
Thank goodness this lady officer
is kind enough to release me.
If you listen to me and your mom...
This would not have happened...
Well mom, dad... I'm sorry ok.
I didn't realized someone had
planted the drugs in my drinks...
Sorry uncle, aunt... This thing happened.
What is important now Melati is
safe and at least she was not raped...
What I understand, the motive of putting
drug in the drinks is to rape the victim...
Luckily Ayub is a lawyer...
otherwise Nikki would be remanded
for another 2 weeks... you know that?
Ayub, I'd like to thank you in helping me...
I promise, I will never do
that silly things again...
...I promise that I will change. I swear!
I swear... I promise to change!
After that embarasing incident, I
really appreciate Ayub more than before...
He is nice and cares about me...
And I promised myself to
learn to accept Ayub as he is...
Boss, this CD is the one that you asked for.
Put it there.
Hi! Melati.
Hi!
I hope you don't mind I
came to see you by surprise.
No... have you had your drink yet?
No worries.
Are you sure?
Alright then. Stretch black coffee please.
Stretch black coffee! Sis Markonah...
One stretch black coffee!
If you don't mind only
one spoon of sugar please.
One spoon of sugar, sure?
Yep
Strech black coffee with
one sugar... Sis Markonah!
Strech black coffee, one spoon...
only one spoon of sugar yeah!
I promised myself as well as my parents
that I will learn to accept
Ayub to be my future husband.
After all the saying goes, if our
relationship is blessed by our parents,
God's willing happiness up to the end.
I can't bear to see me
hurting my parents again...
Maybe my future apparently is with Ayub...
but there's something going
on that really bothering me.
Ayub!
Melati!
I love you.
Not because I don't love you...
I love you but, my love to you is like
the love of a sister to her dear brother...
...or rather to her friend, yup that's it! Yup!
Eh hang on... hang on!
Although we'll end up
separate ways... separate ways...
We can still be friends, okey? Friends.
Friends? Friends?
You what?
I've already spoken to Ayub...
Seriously I am not marrying Ayub.
Where are you going?
Dad it's you!
The hair-do is expensive Mah... Alahai!
Melatisukma is so stupid!
She rejects all the nice men...
All the men that she likes are useless.
Just put a stop to your seizure Mah.
And get out from that oven please!
I like your beautiful hair...
Really suits your face Mah!
If our daughter keeps behaving like this...
certainly she will become an
old spinster... expired my dear...
Alah stop it... your hair is
expensive, I really like your hair!
Then who is willing to accept her
with thousands wrinkles on her?
It doesn't matter if she is elegant and always
looks young... yet... she carries your gene...
Stop it, enough!
Mom... you love to dance,
right? Let's dance okey?
Melati... stop!
Thank you!
Melati Sukma must get married
within this year. Understand?
Where are you going?
To my room... I'm bored you know?
Mom and dad are so scared that
me not getting married at all...
Melatisukma must bring the
candidate within this 21 days...
Otherwise, Melatisukma has got to marry
the one that we chose... understand?
Alamak... so strange in the tone of mom's voice.
Melatisukma?
Alamak... where can I find a
volunteer to fall in love with me?
Oi Sarah! What's wrong with you?
Okey okey... do you know that?
I see you acting so weirdly
these couple of days.
There must be something going
on... you've got to tell me!
You better tell me!
Ayob is nice... why did you leave him?
Ayob is a nice guy for sure...
but I have no feeling towards him!
...no feeling at all! Understand?
If you have no feelings for him, and if
I tell you that I have feelings for him...
Would you be mad at me?
Why didn't I see all these before?
Ayob's future is right infront of my eyes...
If I knew it a bit earlier, I would
not have wasted my time with Ayob...
...giving him false hope. But...
And the meeting that I planned was a success...
Regarding the model, please
make sure he is 20 something...
handsome... tall... got the style... not shy, ok?
Just taken from the kitchen and still hot!
How much is this Markonah?
Can you not ask for the price? Taste it first!
Is it nice?
Taste it!
That's it... we adjourn the meeting to tomorrow?
Just have a taste...
Markonah... how much for one container?
See you tomorrow yeah? We have meeting tomorrow!
Oh nobody wants to try it?
Please tell us the price?
Being asking you few times!
Specifically because of you Miss
Nikki... It's One Ringgit per piece!
There are 50 inside here, so it's 50 ringgit!
Why?
One ringgit per piece... there are 50
in the container... so its 50 ringgit?
Eee no way!
Eee so stingy... eh look,
this is 44 year old, you know!
So how to maintain the charm... this
figure, and what more to maintain the body...
Cosmetic is not cheap... likewise to buy pills!
That insertion stuffs? So costly! So
those cost are included into the price...
Otherwise, who wants me? See? Stingy...!
Suddenly my brilliant idea triggers again... but
Markonah... would you like to get married?
Crazy if I say no...
I will find a husband for you... I promise...
Even you have no boyfriend, how
are you going to find one for me?
Markonah... Markonah... why
are you so slow to pick up...
that's why all you know is to make drinks
and selling rempeyek... it has been 15 years!
Precisely mom, I can guarantee you...
people will be excited with the idea!
Please believe me on that website idea!
Whatever Melatisukma... but
Melatisukma must not forget...
In 21 days, you must bring
someone of your choice to see us.
But mom, it's true... I'm confident the
andartu.com surely gonna explode, mom!
Andartu. Com... mom and dad must
believe on the andartu. Com!
Hmmm... we will see...
What's wrong with you mom? What are you up to?
You don't know your mother Melatisukma...
Your mother is very intelligent you know...
Surely I got other plan for my daughter...
What the heck is that?
There's something!
I never thought my mother will actually induce
a flower bath that could ease my marital luck...
...so ridiculous!
According to my gut feeling, Mak Esah can
tell that Fatimah's daughter is being blocked!
Furthermore, Mak Esah can sense
that her condition is awful!
I am sick?
Nothing to worry, Mak Esah has never failed...
Nik Melatisukma can get married... Confirm!
Me got married... for sure?
But on one condition...
After the success of matching up Sarah
with Ayob, my heart thrilled, delighted
and I feel confident of finding a husband
for myself and also for other spinsters...
However, I noticed the little
changes in me after that flower bath.
Whatever I do all become fruitful.
Tried so many ways... This
is most likely come to 7th...
Introducing the new member of Andartu. Com!
He is now in the category of "old
bachelor" or the famously known as TERUTU.
Your name is Mr. Sapri bin Samperit
Yes... Miss nikki, do you
think I still have hope?
Put it this way teacher...
Companion, wealth, living and death
are all under God's provision...
We just have to be patient...
That's right... the grandfather
reminds the same thing!
The wealth is already here... death is round
the corner... Only companion is not there!
Well teacher... your name sounds unique!
That's what I want to ask... sorry
if my question may be a bit sensitive!
Sapri bin Samperit, is that
your real name or comercial?
It is my real name... stated
in my Birth Certificate!
To be more rhythmic... Sapri
Samperit, looks like two cut poem!
The meaning has got nothing to do
with Raya cookies namely 'samperit'?
It has!
Has it!
My father was born, while his
mother was baking the samperit...
Now, lets touch on the criteria okey...
How old are you?
Already sunset... 48!
Oh my God... what takes
you so long to find a wife?
Too choosy...
Not really... I am not choosy,
just that people do not choose me!
I like her, she doesn't like me,
she doesn't like me, I like her...
If you ask me, there's so
many weird things that I want...
Needless to say, my preference is Erra Fazira!
Erra Fazira?
If I can't get her, someone that
looks like her is good enough...
Teacher, do you like rempeyek?
Certainly without rempeyek life is not complete!
If there is no rempeyek, kerepek
would do... do you know Ruminah Sidek?
She is my auntie... her rempeyek... marvelous!
Now I'm confused... I want
to find a spouse or rempeyek?
Hmm... I think Cikgu Sapri and
Markonah are meant for each other.
Markonah, what is wrong with cikgu
Sapri? He looks like a decent guy...
I am convinced he suits you...
No I don't want... he is not handsome...
likewise short like bonsai plant!
What is 'potot'?
Potot... Gnome... Shortie... Dwarf!
Please... he is so awful!
Then, what type of person
you really like actually?
Who are you waiting for?
Waiting for... Beyonce!
In that case, why don't
you find someone like Jay Z...
...or rather Angelina Jolie's
husband, what his name is?
Brad Pitt!
It seems that Markonah is very particular...
her taste is someone not less than Brad Pitt!
Where can I find a Brad Pitt for Markonah?
Is this Andartu.com or Big Productions?
Both. Why?
I would like to see Miss Nikki... is she in?
Your name, sir?
Don... Donna!
AKA?
Shamsudin B Mamat. Hurry-up, is Miss
Nikki's around? I want to see her...
I am Nikki... how are you?
I'm fine.
What was the intention... what was it?
I don't know Miss Nikki...
try to change... really burning!
I know its burning... why
don't you have a seat first!
Mr. Shamsudin, have you registered on line?
I've already registered online
but I still want to see Miss Nikki...
...its about life and death!
About life and death? Of what?
I'm so tired of being an effeminate man.
I try to test out if I could
change to be a real man...
If any of the women out there willing
to be my wife... whom has been tainted.
Oh for that Mr Samsudin needs no worry...
That is the real objective of Andartu. Com.
We will try to match you up with candidates who
are registered with us... that we feel suits you!
What about you Miss Nikki?
Been able to find one?
If nobody... here you are!
I have... who is this next to you?
Alisa.
Alisa? As in the Identity Card?
Ahmad Borhan.
Mr. Ahmad Borhan having similar
case like Mr. Shamsuddin...
try to find the right person at Andartu. Com?
I'm not... I'm keeping him company...
Besides, I am yet to be like him!
Oh... not just yet!
Oh yes... My mother has a candidate for
me... Let us see who's the next victim?
I don't agree with you Nikki...
You should realize that single mothers
and the poor require proper protection...
...and I think education,
jobs or business capitals
are better than those who married to wealthy
men, but simply taking advantage of them.
I know but...
We have a lot of development programmes...
For example we can organize charity
programmes... fund drives... to help the needy.
He never stop debating...
Everytime we meet, he speaks for like 10
hours, and I got to talk only for 5 minutes...
Sometimes I wonder whether his
mouth ever felt tired of talking!
My name is Putra Aziz Al-Biruni... Age 38...
I am still single as in actual fact I would
like to find a loyal and faithful candidate...
...always calm... wise... do not object!
I can't take it anymore to
listen to Putra Aziz Al-Biruni...
I can get migraine that may spread into a brain
cancer if I continue my relationship with him...
But Omar Shariff... why is
he always ON OFF in my life?
Omar Shariff...
Omar Shariff... the Egyptian actor?
Do you know I am a fan of his
films... I watched many of his movies!
He is good... an actor full
of characters, versatile.
He starred in many Hollywood
films such as Dr Zhivago.
Putera Aziz Albiruni...
Hold on... hold on...
Hmmm...
Putra Aziz Al-Biruni... you do not
like girls who like to object, right?
I... really like to object!
But the greatest challenge in my
life is my tendency to create chaos...
And every time I started the
chaos, it unfolds my stupidity...
I can even consider Markonah as my competitor...
Jeremy or 'apple' a nickname I gave him, has
sparked up the fading flames out of my life...
Hey does not fit... too boyish!
And to save my neck from been marked
as "a well looking for bucket '...
...so I offered Jeremy to be the
model for a video-clip project.
Huh look at Markonah... she keeps slashing
the rights of the others... hate it!
With my title as the 'producer' of the video
clip, my presence at the filming location...
...is without suspicious as no one
notice of my attempt on Jeremy, right?
We have to cover line, babe...
Hah this is not a scenes
from the 'video clip' ok...
this is me actually falling
into the swimming pool!
Hmm luckily a Malay hero saved me...
who says Malay heroes are softy?
I love you...
Yes... I've successfully
said the three magic words...
...And Jeremy is the man who
managed to make me say it willingly...
Who's Nikki?
So this is the snake?
Hey how dare you called me snake...
Eh I'm human okey not a snake!
Do you know that you are actually a
snake... Ok I'd like to tell you now!
I warn you... don't ever think of
having an affair with my son ok?
Which one is your son?
I don't like you to disturb my son Jeremy!
Jeremy is her son... now you know?
If you still insist, I can get
a court order... I'll sue you!
Who cares?
Sue... court... what is this?
I didn't do anything wrong...
I didn't spy on him... never
hit him... we like each other...
Like each other...
But I don't like it!
Who cares?
Eh both of you... go and find a widow...
Spinsters... find somebody your age...
Why fancy a raw kid... a raw kid!
Hasn'this office got big
mirror, hang it on the wall?
Tell them to look at the mirror!
Why?
Insensible person... Extreme spinster!
How dare you pull her hair...
lets see if I could pull yours!
I realized my biggest mistake was due
to repeatedly put high hopes that...
...all men will be the same like my ex-Iover
way back in Indiana, John Johnny Jonathan...
Perhaps this time I do not
want to be stupid like before...
Furthermore, the dateline given
by mother make my stomach sicks...
I do not want to imagine who is the
preferred bride chosen by my mother...
If I reject Omar Shariff.
And what really ironic... is that
when anything happens to me...
it seems like Omar Shariff's
shadow is everywhere.
Sarah, where did u put the other CD?
Is it possible that we are destined together?
Maybe Amanda, my paintball playmate
was right... that he is my life partner.
How ironic in the blink of an eye
I agreed to marry Omar Shariff...
...and whom you see now is his mother
sheathing my finger with our engagement ring.
Will that fit the finger?
Sarah, don't forget to invite
all Andartu.com members okey?
Very well Madam... invitation
card or invite online?
Actual card... It is not proper
to invite virtually Sarah.
You are very impolite, we are Malays, the
invitation should follow the tradition.
For sure... a well-mannered you!
That mean we have to order 13
thousand cards... okey no problems!
Thirteen thousand? Never
mind... just use online...
But I have the list of
invitees that you must invite...
So you have to get several
invitation cards ready.
While counting down the days to get married...
I'm still not sure whether
my decision was precise.
Why taking so long? I'm frozen
sitting here for so long...
Be seated my dear... sit here!
Be patient... she calls up now.
Melati Sukma... open the door.
Nikki... are you Ok?
To marry or not to marry? Get
married or not getting married?
What is wrong with you... you
want to get married or not?
I don't want to get married!
There she's behaving like before.
Melatisukma...
Nikki... is everything
alright? Still need more time?
Okey okey... I just need 10 minutes to think.
What else you want? You've never changed!
Just for a while... 10 minutes is all I need.
It's has been one hour now...
are you getting married or not?
Be patient...
Its alright... its alright...
Please do not eat first yeah...
Why taking so long? Its more than 3 hours now!
I just need to talk to you for 15 seconds only.
You go open the door.
What's with you... hurry up!
Come here...
Nikki... I've been waiting
for you more than 10 years...
But as for today Nikki, I have to make a
decision for the betterment of everybody...
Decision?
For the sake of you who never prepared to
be my wife Nikki, I call off this marriage.
...Is it for real!
Omar... thank you... I'm
free... I'm free... I'm free!
I'm free... I'm free... I'm free!
This is my destiny...
Melati Sukma bt Nik Mat has run away
from her future husband on their wedding...
If this is what love is, am I blind?
If this is rebellious, Mom
dad, please forgive me...
John Johnny Jonathan...
But I could not resist the tremendous feeling
of love and my longing to John Johnny Jonathan...
John... you disappeared for many years, why
do you have to come back on my wedding day?
Your shoe miss... your shoe!
Don't forget your shoe...
John Johnny Johnathan...
Oh baby... my darling!
I miss you...
I miss you too...
How are you?
Fine... thank you!
I miss you too...
Where have you been?
I miss you...
I know!
Miss you forgot your shoe!
Who's that?
...who?