Non!
Oui!
Non!
Oui!
No. I'm not going.
Sweetheart, don't be silly.
I'll be fine. Consuela
can take care of me.
I absolutely refuse to leave
my wife on her sickbed...
and go off and scout
locations for some movie.
Honey, you're the producer.
That's your job.
You've got to go.
So understanding.
It is just for one night.
The show must go on.
Is there anything I can do for
you before I go, my darling?
Just promise me you'll miss me.
Mmm.
Bye!
Just forget
the whole thing!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Golda.
Gilda.
Gilda! Ja.
Have you ever had
ecstasy with a man?
Ja. Many times.
I mean... ecstasy.
Oh, ecstasy.
Mmm.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh.
Oh!
Whoo, ooh.
Banana?
Yes.
Come on, baby.
We'll try again later.
There better be something
special on the menu.
Ohh! Ooh.
Ah.
Oh! Oh.
Ah. Bambi!
Talk to me, Bambi.
Down, boy. Will you behave?
Come.
Ooh.
Ohh.
Oh, what are you doin'?
Aha.
Aaah! Ow!
Oh, you stupid fool.
You dumb idiot.
Waiter.
Somebody got a light?
Grapes!
Here you are, sir.
Ooh.
Mmm. Ooh.
Ooh. Mmm.
Kitchie koo.
Oh!
Rocks.
Oh.
Are you an actress?
I used to bean actress.
Ja. I am here
with a producer.
He promised me a part
in the next picture.
I did that once.
I hope you have better
luck than I did, honey.
You-You didn't get the part?
No, I got the producer.
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
No. No, no, no.
Consuela, listen. If you think
she's still asleep, don't disturb her.
Yoo-hoo!
Uh, that's right, Woody.
Any area you want.
It's Woody.
Um, that's right.
Fellini's directing one.
So is Altman. Uh...
Think about it, pal. It could
put you right back on top.
Ciao!
Shall we dance?
Ja.
Ja? Ja.
Ja.
Well! Really.
Well, just put 'em in the car.
Ow! Jesus.
Oh, watch where you're going,
for Christ's sake.
Here. Gimme the tape.
Gimme my tape.
Give me the tape, will you?
Here, take the key.
Jesus.
What are you doing?
I can't believe this.
No, thank you.
Will you get lost,
you stupid clown?