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Auntie Edna (2018)
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Oh, my God. Yes! Of course you can leave the baby overnight. I'm sure filling in for Helen is challenging, and you are very tired and the other children need you and miss you, and you must go to them. Auntie Edna will take care of everything, so, drive safely and goodbye. I enjoy our visits. Okay, little one, show me the breadth of your many powers. Hmm... Curious. Electromagnetism. Hmm. That is all I need to see. The work begins. lnterdimensional teleportation. No, that is imported! From Tunisia. Oh! Hobnobs. Cookies. Delicious cookies. Get back. Back, you beasts. Back! That is all the cookies I possess. Now, get yourselves together. My God. Fascinating. Okay, come out and show me. Work it, yes. There it is. The room is yours. They are lucky to be in your presence. Now, the turn. Yes! You are a tiny god. - Dada. - Dada is here. Let's show him how fabulous you look. Thanks again, E, for everything. How much do I owe you for... Oh, pish-posh, darling. Your bill will be covered by my fee for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, and Frozone's exclusive designer throughout the known universe and until the end of time. But babysitting this one, I do for free, darling. Robert. Robert! |
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