of such a number for a house.
Yes?
Forgive my boldness, sir,
but wooden leg or no wooden leg...
you are this child's
last surviving relative.
Her father named you
as guardian in his will.
I don't dispute that.
I merely point out that this house
is a shrine to paleontology.
There is no corner in it for
a small girl, or her nurse.
We require two rooms, that is all. Some
of these stones can go to a museum.
My fossils?
In a public museum?
This has got nothing
to do with fossils.
If you don't want the child,
you should say it straight out.
- She'd be miserable here.
- My parents are dead.
I'd be miserable anywhere.
Smilodon popularis.
Why don't you just
stick a knife in my heart?
They're all magnets for dust, and
that big cat was plain unpleasant.
It 's a sabre-toothed tiger, Nana.
It 's lovely.
Gum, a skeleton!
Bye!
I keep a pack of women
in this house...
and there isn't
one of them about anywhere...
when they are wanted!
Oh, darling Gum!
- We weren't expecting you!
- Ship sank. Iceberg.
If you don't mind my asking, sir,
what have you got in the bag?
- Ah, a surprise.
- Let 's hope it 's not a fossil.
The world is full of entrancements,
woman! Not all of them made of stone!
- A baby?
- Found it.
Floating on a lifebelt.
Both parents drowned,
awful bloody shame.
A baby! Came in just like that,
what will people say?
Have you no regard for your
great-niece's reputation?
I'll put a notice in the Times!
"Professor Matthew Brown
adopts entirely unrelated child!"
- But, Gum...
- I thought women liked babies!
They like babies that are
in good order! Babies with names.
Well, I thought perhaps Pauline.
And surnames.
Fossil!
It 's not as though we've got
an empty room to put her in!
You don't mind, do you?
Gum, I came here
with nothing, once.
That 's the spirit.
Where are you actually going?
Siberia.
I'll bring you back a souvenir!
No, not another one?
Red Cross hospital,
outside Vladivostok.
Mother died when it was born.
What about the father?
Salt mines, worked to death.
Awful bloody end.
They called her Petrova.
Needs feeding up a bit.
It 's to be hoped
this one has brains...
for it 's easy to see who's going
to be Miss Plain in my nursery.
"Dearest Niece, another small fossil
from your great-uncle Matthew.
Daughterof a dancer, mother has no
money and no time for heroffspring.
She sends a pair
of ballet shoes, enclosed."
He says: "I regret not delivering
the child myself...
but I ran into a friend about
to leave for the Galapagos.
There's enough money in the bank
to last you for 5 years.
P. S: Child's name Posy.
Unfortunate, but true."
Ballet shoes indeed. A change
of clothes would be more useful.
Or a feeding bottle.
"To the little Fossils"?
"Turquoise for Pauline,
pearls for Petrova...
coral for Posy."
Make the most of it.
It 's the last we'll hear of him
for quite some time.
I bet Gum had a car.
Only a man with a car would
have bought a house at the far end...
of the longest road in London.
Garnie says he used to come
and go in taxis.
I wish we could.
I'd be happy if they let us
get the bus.
The Professor may have
had his faults, Petrova...
might I remind you
he had but a single leg?
You 3 have got a full pair each...
so you can save the penny
and walk, and be thankful.
The Rockefeller family
we are not.
At least you get to go to school.
I still have to do lessons
with Garnie...
and take an extra walk
at lunchtime every day.
If I have to look at the dolls houses
in the museum one more time...
...I shall be sick.
- That 's enough, Miss Madam.
All over my outdoor shoes. Then
I shan't be able to go anywhere.
We've had more fuss from
Miss Posy about her education.
Cromwell House is out
of the question, isn't it?
It 's not just that I can't send Posy
to Cromwell House.
I'm having to take
the other two away.
I'll have to give notice to Clara.
There's no money left.
Nothing in the bank at all.
- I'm so sorry.
- Why are you apologising?
- It 's not news.
- Isn't it?
You've been looking through
Situations Vacant in the papers.
I didn't think you'd notice.
I brought you up.
I notice everything.
The trouble is, Nana...
unless somebody advertises
for a paleontologist 's assistant...
I'm not qualified for anything!
There's a way round everything,
if you stop and think.
- I've finished my fractions.
- Already?
They were
the hardest in the book!
She'll have to sit there quietly
with her magazine.
You can't be setting anymore sums.
You've got to go to Selfridge's
and get those eiderdowns.
Petrova, darling, would you go?
You're only reading.
- Good afternoon.
- I like your car!
How are you
finding the acceleration?
Terrific.
Nought to 4O in about 3 minutes.
- Is your mother at home?
- We haven't got a mother.
It 's all right, you don't have
to say you're sorry.
How do you do?
I've just come about the room.
Do come in.
Forgive me,
I was trying to clean a fireplace.
I don't know how long I'd stay.
I've only just got back
from Kuala Lumpur.
Well, there's no minimum agreement.
This is nice.
I could put photographs on here.
Good afternoon.
- Have you come about the rooms?
- With particular regard to shelves.
And smoking.
I'm Dr. Smith.
This is Dr. Jakes.
Do come in.
Rather smart.
Just as I expected.
Come in.
Nana said you might need this.
Oh, how kind!
Thank you, my dear.
We've both had lengthy careers
in academia.
- It adds up to quite a lot of books.
- Most of them hers.
I specialise in Shakespeare.
Dr. Smith is a mathematician.
Where do you go to school, child?
We don't. Garnie, our guardian,
teaches us from home.
Good God! That must be dull.
Although it is quite an adventure,
having relatives by accident.
And such a unique name!
Fossil? I suppose it is.
I always found Smith
such a beast of a moniker.
Try doing anything
remarkable with that.
And heredity is such a burden. If I
made the name Jakes worthwhile...
people would think it was
because of my grandfather.
Who knows what you three
might achieve!
You ought to try and do
something for your country.
"Fossil" would look splendid
in the History books.
What do you think she meant
by "History books"?
I'm not sure.
I suppose they meant giving some
sort of service to our country.
We ought to make a vow.
- A vow?
- To our country?
A promise. To ourselves.
Like this.
Put your hands on mine.
We three Fossils vow...
to put out name
in the History books.
Because it is uniquely ours
and ours alone.
And no-one can say
it 's because of our grandfathers.
We vow.
We vow.
We vow.
- Posy!
- Ow!
Why do you do that?
What 's that?
I shall be out every day
from 8 till 19:3O.
I bathe 3 times a week
and I never eat breakfast.
Sprung floor!
Was this a ballroom?
Not while I've been living here!
Do you like to dance too, dear?
Perfect!
Come along.
The more the merrier!
Tango!
Come here, little one.
It 's gonna be fun.
Well, Miss Brown, I will take
this room on one condition.
Oh, please, just let them audition!
I've been on the staff for years and
I cannot recommend the place enough.
But I can't afford the fees,
Miss Dane!
Madame Fidolia
is a refugee from Russia!
The Revolution did for her.
She'd been such a favorite of the Czar.
She has a history of taking on girls
from impoverished homes.
She trains them for nothing...
then takes 1O% % of their earnings
when they work.
They'd be sent out to work?
As soon as they're old enough
to have a licence!
But I don't want the children
going on the stage!
And I'm quite sure that
Nana doesn't either.
Whilst I don't care for Miss Dane
casting aspersions on this home...
you might say that Posy
is bound to dance anyway...
given that she came with
her own little ballet slippers.
Pauline does nothing but
look in mirrors and recite...
and as for Petrova, all she thinks
about is aeroplanes and engine parts.
I've been trying to turn her into
a lady for 1O years and got nowhere.
- So if this Madame Folderol...
- Fidolia.
...proves willing to try...
I would let her.
Miss Brown.
We request a consultation.
Now?
The fact of the matter is, my dear,
we very much doubt...
whether you are qualified
to teach those children.
But I'm very well grounded
in Natural Science.
And I've got my School Certificate!
I did consider the school
at the top of the road, but...
You can't send them there!
They'll get lice.
- My opinion entirely.
- And frightful accents.
Which wouldn't help their chances
in the theatre at all.
My dear, life can be
a surprising affair...
as Dr. Smith and I found out.
We both felt that
we should retire...
but find we are unsuited
to a life of idleness.
And more to the point,
we miss our teaching.
We should very much like
to coach the girls.
All-round education, specialising
in Mathematics and Literature.
They will be prepared to take their
school certificate and matriculation.
No charge, hours to suit.
What do you think?
I don't know what to think.
Do you want your charges educated?
And do you want them trained
to earn a living?
I want both.
The world isn't kind to girls
who can't support themselves.
Careful!
Come on!
Bear legs in the street!
- Do they look smart, Nana?
- No, but they look neat.
Petrova, will you at least
try and smile?
I swear the face on that child
could stop a clock.
There it is.
Should we knock, do you suppose?
Posy!
So rude!
The Fossil sisters?
- How do you do? I'm Pauline.
- No.
All my pupils, morning or night,
before or after class...
whenever we meet,
they say "Madame"...
and curtsy!
So...
Madame.
Which is Petrova?
- Me.
- You are Russian?
Yes.
You speak Russian?
But you feel Russian?
Actually she's always said
she couldn't feel more British.
You are the first compatriot of mine
to come to my academy.
I will make
wonderful artiste of you.
You must be Posy.
Madame.
And smile. Smile!
You don't see
Shirley Temple with a gloomy face.
- Moment.
- Madame.
To centre, if you please.
I think polka, Mrs. Davies.
Stockinette vests, buff, two each.
Royal blue cotton rompers,
two each...
white tarlatan ballet dresses,
two each...
white knickers, all frills,
two each.
Two black sateen elocution overalls
per child!
How are we going
to make it all by Monday?
I don't care if we have
to sew all night.
This is the biggest chance
these girls have ever had.
We go up there and dance
every year.
There's no point making me
into a wonderful artiste.
I already know what
I really want to be.
Racing driver?
I want to fly planes
like Amy Johnson.
A very laudable ambition.
It 's not because she's fashionable
and in all the magazines.
It 's not even because
I love engines. It 's...
the idea that there are
roads in the sky.
Ways around the world
that no-one has discovered.
Roads in the sky?
Until I can do that,
I'd like to work with cars.
That 's good.
Because I've just bought a garage.
A garage?
It 's going to be tough going
for the first few months...
and I'll need some help
from time to time.
All right.
When you said you were going
to make a drink...
I thought you meant a cup of cocoa!
Oh, be a sport.
Look, I've even got
a jar of maraschino cherries.
I absolutely promise
not to get you tight!
This is the way they used
to mix them at the Ritz...
when I was in Miss Rosebud's
Bouncing Babes.
You drank cocktails when
you were a Bouncing Babe?
Oh, I was practically 19.
Miss Rosebud had
to bind my bosoms flat.
Otherwise they bounced rather
more than was approved of.
The girls will be happy, won't they?
Oh, my darling!
You don't even need to ask.
Hurry up, Pauline!
Need a hand?
You are kind.
But they won't take long.
You know, when I was at school...
shoe-cleaning was a punishment.
The matron would say:
"Clean them
till they shine like mirrors.
It 'll give you time to reflect
on your misdeeds."
There was a fire in that room,
and I always quite enjoyed it.
Well, Mr. Simpson,
you are a gentleman.
Leave that to me.
Got a bit of a knack with tap shoes.
I'll let...
I'll let you get on then.
Thank you.
I sometimes think heaven
sent those lodgers to this house.
Not a moment too soon,
if you ask me.
We need to get that wiring mended.
And you're looking very thin.
I've always been thin!
And you're going gray.
I am not!
I've just got the odd silver hair.
I'm starting to rehearse
my m'audition in a week.
What is a m'audition, anyway?
It 's what you have
to show managers.
It means "my audition", but...
over the years it 's run
into one, out of habit.
Typical Academy.
Always got to be
a special word for everything.
Anyone who goes up
for any audition, anywhere...
has to sing, dance and recite!
It doesn't matter which school you
train at, it 's what you have to do.
I'm dreading my next birthday.
I'll have to get a licence,
and tap-dance on a stage.
I don't want to tap-dance either.
But I think I'd like to act.
How long will it be
till these fit?
- Other hole in my elocution drawers.
- It 's massive!
Right, today's French acting class
is cancelled.
Anyone involved in the Choral
Speaking Championships...
please go and wait in Studio One.
Posy Fossil,
Madame would like a word.
Winifred Bagnall and Pauline Fossil,
stay here and speak to me.
You'd better not be in bother.
Petrova...
...haven't you got anywhere to go?
- No. Not now.
Well, dear, wait outside while
I have a word with these two.
Yes, Miss Jay.
There's an audition tomorrow
at the Prince's Theatre.
You are both to be there,
punctually, at noon.
And...
I want you to style
your hair like this.
Is it for Alice in Wonderland?
Girls going for Alice
always wear a ribbon.
I wish it wasn't the Prince's though.
It 's such a mean management.
One ought to get six,
but it 's more likely four.
They might squeeze five.
Five what? Shillings?
Pounds. Per week.
Don't you need any money at home?
You will attend no further classes
with your sisters and Miss Dane.
You will no longer study tap-dancing,
no longer study character dancing...
you will no longer study singing,
musical comedy, or mime.
In future, you will receive
instruction only in classical ballet.
And all that instruction
will come from me.
You are the first child in
the history of the Academy...
to come entirely
under my personal supervision.
You have the potential...
to be a truly remarkable dancer.
- As remarkable as you?
- Oh, my child.
Much, much more remarkable
than me.
But Sylvia, she needs an attractive
frock with a full flared skirt...
in order to show her dancing
to advantage!
Can't she just wear a practice dress?
Or go in her jersey and skirt?
Darling, are you mad? She has to
look quite perfectly turned out...
otherwise she simply
will not stand a chance!
Pauline,
performance comes from within!
When I watch you reciting Puck, I
don't see Pauline Fossil, schoolgirl!
I see a queer,
mercurial woodland creature!
- In a jersey and skirt.
- Eirene, that is unhelpful!
I still don't see
what 's wrong with cotton.
- They're from the summer before last!
- She's outgrown them all!
- Round the bust.
- Shut up, Posy!
Be quiet, Posy!
And less of the bust chat, thank you.
I'll be quiet! But not until I've
said that I think it 's very unfair...
that in the middle of all
this fuss about Pauline's frock...
and Pauline's audition...
not one person's said they're pleased
about Madame's plans for me!
Posy, that 's absolutely...
Bit of a flap on?
It 's a flap about money.
And Garnie says we shouldn't
discuss that sort of thing.
Easily done...
when there's plenty about.
Have you ever been poor?
Dreadfully poor.
Have you ever been in a pawn shop?
More than once,
by the time I was your age.
There's one just off
the Earl's Court Road.
Nana says people borrow money there,
in exchange for items of value.
She said it 's a facility
for the desperate.
Are you desperate?
Are things really so bad?
And we do have items of value.
What I propose is this.
I will personally advance you the sum
of four pounds and ten shillings...
in exchange for custody
of the necklaces.
And Garnie will not be told
of this arrangement.
And if she asks any questions,
I shall say I've had a windfall.
Pauline will then use the advance
to purchase...
an appropriate m'audition frock...
and will then buy the necklaces
back in small instalments...
always provided she gets the part.
No matter how long the process
takes, no interest will be charged.
You can't escape
It's in your memory
By morning
Night and noon
She will leave you
And then
Come back again
A pretty girl
Is just like a pretty tune
She is very good.
She's the best all round student
the Academy's ever had!
I've a hole underneath
the right arm of my frock.
I had to change my position
for the attitude at the end.
Little fair girl in black,
what 's your name?
Pauline Fossil!
Come down to centre stage.
Would you like to sing first,
or would you like to recite?
I'll recite.
Puck,
"A Midsummer Night 's Dream".
"I am that merry wanderer
of the night.
I jest to Oberon
and make him smile.
When I a fat and bead-fed
horse beguiles...
neighing in likeness
of a filly foal.
Sometimes lurk I
in a gossip's bowl...
in very likeness of a roasted crab.
And when she drinks,
against her lips I bob...
and on her wither'd dewlap
pours the ale."
Will all playing cards, Dormice
and dancing Frog Footmen...
make your way directly to the stage!
Any Mock Turtles,
wait in the wings till called.
Well done! Well done!
Both of you!
Now...
Pauline is to play Alice.
And Winifred will be engaged
as understudy.
When I finished my dance,
people clapped!
Nobody clapped her.
There was just silence!
Dance is important,
but Pauline looks right for Alice.
She looks right for everything!
She always will!
Pretty face...
blonde hair...
It 's got nothing whatsoever
to do with talent and it 's so unfair!
Winifred!
Winifred!
I will not take housekeeping
money from you, Pauline.
What would the authorities
think of me? Making a...
Thank you.
Making a profit from an orphan!
Besides, the law states that
a working child must save!
Only one third of her earnings.
One third of four pounds
is 26 shillings and 8 pence.
Even after 8 shillings
has gone to the Academy...
that would leave 2 pounds 5 shillings
and 4 pence for the house.
There's no need to blind me
with accountancy!
Garnie, we know we're poor!
- I don't know how they found out.
- Listening at doors, I don't doubt.
Naughty, sneaky habit.
I'm assuming this is Mr. Simpson's.
And if you excuse me saying...
I think you ought to take
what Pauline's offered.
I wanted Pauline
to save for the future!
All kinds of things
might happen in the future.
The Professor might come back,
in the future.
Your health might come back
on its own in the future.
You inherited that chest from your
father. Look what happened to him.
She'll accept 3O shillings a week.
And off upstairs, the lot of you...
or you'll be feeling the back
of my hairbrush!
Sylvia...
what matters most
is the life the girls have now.
And it wouldn't amount to much
if it didn't have you in it.
Now there's money coming in,
there are things that you can see to.
You can go and see a specialist,
for a start.
Petrova?
Petrova?
Do you think I can do it?
Do what?
Play Alice.
Winifred was better than me
in the audition.
And it 's a massive part.
You can't lose your nerve.
We need the money.
Stop!
You're nothing but a pack
of playing cards!
Bravo!
Really?
I'll see you back at home.
- You're wearing the necklaces.
- Mr. Simpson brought them down.
He didn't want Garnie
to be suspicious.
Well done. Very good.
- What did you really think?
- Amazing.
- Marvellous.
- Did you see us in the crowd?
Get that on your way out,
would you, Winifred?
I'll see to it.
Button up that gabardine.
I see Pauline left her wrap
in the wings again.
Could you remind her to wear it
over her costume at all times...
unless she's actually on the stage?
Most certainly.
She knows the rules.
Miss Brown?
She's worn out
with all the excitement.
Should we let her sleep?
Well done!
I'm not a complete novice.
What happened
to your wife and child?
There was a...
...a typhoid epidemic.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
I sometimes feel
that I'd like to talk about it.
Then I find it 's better if I don't.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
They've announced a month
of extra matinees.
And next week Princess Elizabeth and
Princess Margaret Rose are coming.
And will they be calling for tea
in your dressing room afterwards?
I hope not.
I'm always so tired after shows.
Posy, would you run downstairs
and fetch my handkerchief?
No, I will not!
Is something the matter
with your arms and legs?
No.
I just need to save my strength.
It 's going to be a bit difficult when
we're all working, isn't it, Petrova?
- Yes.
- All of us giving out orders at once.
I think you're both absolutely vile!
Door slamming.
That 's a new one.
Wretched bills!
Harley Street, please.
Bravo!
Jolly well done!
Bravo!
Three curtain calls again!
Compliments of Mr. French, but would
Miss Fossil go back for her wrap?
You will keep leaving it
in the wings!
Let Winifred get it!
It 's the least she can do sitting in
my dressing room night after night.
If everybody had their rights,
young lady...
it would be you sitting in Winifred's
dressing room night after night!
- How can you even say that?
- What is this appalling commotion?
As you know, sir, Pauline left
her wrap in the wings again.
I have reprimanded her,
but she will not fetch it.
Oh, fetch it yourselves
if you want it fetched!
- Pauline!
- That is enough.
Rules are not made
for little girls to break!
- What 's your name again? Winifred...
- Winifred Bagnall, sir.
I'm Pauline's understudy.
Yes. Well, I think it 's high time
your positions were reversed.
From tomorrow, Winifred
will play the part of Alice.
Pauline, will you please tell me
what 's happened?
Why don't you just mind
your own business?
Garnie's been to see a specialist.
He asked to see her again.
I found a letter all about it.
I know we shouldn't snoop,
but they never tells us anything!
It said she's got...
inflammation of the lungs, that she
should move to a milder climate.
But you're working now, and the extra
matinees are just about to start!
We could send her to Bournemouth,
or Brighton, for a bit.
Pauline?
I was so selfish. All I could
think about was proving myself...
making everybody see
that I was talented.
But you are talented.
I have to be.
You have to be, Posy has to be.
Posy is.
Don't you ever worry that all the
three of us has is each other...
and what we are, what we can do?
Our talents?
No.
Don't you think it 's true?
I daren't think it 's true.
"Epaulement", child. When
the right leg is extended behind...
the left shoulder must move back.
Pas-de-bourr.
Reach.
Reach.
- Petrova!
- Coming.
We three Fossils vow to put our name
in the History books.
Because it is uniquely ours
and ours alone.
And no-one can say
it 's because of our grandfathers.
We also vow to earn
some money to help Garnie...
and support ourselves
until Gum comes home.
Amen.
Amen?
Amen? We aren't in church!
We do the vow every birthday
and every Christmas...
and we've never said Amen, ever.
I haven't had any work since Alice!
We need help, and I don't care
where it comes from.
- Well, it looks like Amen then.
- Amen.
Yes, amen.
Come on!
And you lost!
Well done.
Get yourself back there,
and don't get any broken teeth.
I was cricket captain,
but my sport was lacrosse.
Come on.
Give us another shot.
Oh, she'll be thrilled!
But you've already given her
a sovereign...
and I could have made a cake myself!
You do more than enough already.
How old would he be now?
Your son?
Getting on for...
eleven.
Come on, birthday girl!
Sylvia!
Sylvia!
Thank the Lord I found you!
There's an audition. "Midsummer
Night 's Dream", West End...
directed by Sir Donald Houghton.
They want to see Pauline and Petrova
tomorrow morning at ten o'clock.
- Shakespeare?
- Oh, dear.
Petrova and the iambic pentameter
are not soul mates.
It 's no good.
It doesn't fit you either. You've
gone the same way as your sister.
Round the you-know-what.
That 's enough from you.
Your turn will come.
We need a new dress each.
It will look good
if we're dressed the same...
and Nana can make them both.
- Out of what, may I ask? Scotch mist?
- There's no money, Pauline!
How much does
a piece of material cost?
More than we've got,
that 's how much.
- Then we just can't go.
- We have to go!
We have to get these jobs.
I suppose there's always
my birthday sovereign.
We needn't have bothered.
I look awful anyway.
It 's only a stye.
When we take the patch off,
the borax will have worked.
There won't even be a suggestion
of a swelling.
Little dark girl with the red eye.
What 's your name?
Petrova Fossil.
What part have you come to try for?
Mustard-seed.
Come down to the front
of the stage, please.
Whenever you're ready.
- Do you want me to sing or recite?
- There's no need to sing.
This isn't a musical.
"Henry IV", Act III,
Scene 2, The Boy.
Isn't that prose?
Yes.
Very well. Go on.
"As young as I am..."
"As young as I am...
I have observed
these three swashers.
- I am but boy to them all three..."
- Thank you. That 's enough.
No!
Please, you must let her finish.
I said "That 's enough"
because I'd heard enough.
She has got the part.
She has a decent accent, and
we must cast these parts today.
And...
there are no other candidates
for Mustard-seed.
Yes, sir.
Pauline?
Mr. French?
- I take it she's your sister?
- Yes.
Well, we won't bother hearing you.
You can both go.
You're hired.
Run along and fetch your coats
before I change my mind!
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
We got them! We got them!
Am I too late?
We'd been in Eastbourne,
to father's sanatorium.
I didn't get the message till today.
I was being seen for Mustard-seed.
They cast me.
They thought
nobody else was coming.
You could try for the ballet
of the fairies, after lunch.
I wouldn't get into a ballet of
goblins looking the way I do today!
And my dress has gone
underneath the other arm!
You can borrow my frock!
Or Pauline's. Can't she?
The trouble with you is that you're
a martyr to your conscience.
And the trouble with you is that
you haven't got one!
Look, this is Winifred
in the ballet of the fairies.
"I'm the best all-round student
this Academy has ever had.
Even though I've got a frankly
enormous bottom...
and I'm going to spend most
of Act II behind a tree."
Posy Fossil,
you are a heartless monster.
You noticed!
I brought you up.
I notice everything!
Right. We'll start with Cue 19a,
which is Oberon's line...
"I am invisible and I will
overhear their conference..."
Pauline!
Bravo!
Do you still hate
the idea of working?
Well, I always wanted to fly!
And I will purge
thy mortal grossness so...
that thou shalt
like an airy spirit go!
Peaseblossom, Cobweb,
Moth and Mustard-seed!
Ready!
And I!
And I!
And I!
Give me the line again?
And I.
Again.
And I?
Oh, please.
Am I asking for the moon?
All I want you to give me are two
sharp, clearly differentiated notes.
As soon as you would care to do so.
And I!
This is not the moment to be funny.
I'm afraid I have
no further time to waste on you.
If your work does not improve...
I shall take the part away.
Petrova?
Whatever's happened?
I'm going to get the sack.
I'll practice with you.
The doctors will help!
- I'll still get the sack!
- Darling...
there is nothing in this world
worth getting so upset about.
Yes, there is! You're ill!
You need a rest and a holiday and...
You need a rest and a holiday and
you can't have one if I get the sack!
I don't know where on Earth
you got such a silly idea.
I can assure you there is nothing
whatever the matter with my health!
Do you hear me?
I'm not having you upset like this.
I'm going to Sir Donald
and giving in your notice.
- No!
- Don't!
I just feel so stupid
when I'm on the stage.
What do you mean,
you feel stupid?
I mean I feel like myself!
We have to help her.
So now I actually have
to be in character all the time.
Meals and lessons...
and everything.
There's a hole in the exhaust.
The wardrobe mistress
will kill me if I get oil on this.
- Has it helped though?
- Well...
I don't feel human anymore.
I don't know how you stand it.
I stand it because we're saving up.
Garnie isn't well.
She's got trouble with her lungs.
Pauline and I want her
to have a holiday.
She likes hotels
with tea and orchestras...
but we'll doubtless have
to settle for two weeks in a tent.
You're a very
generous girl, Petrova.
Mustard-seed! You're supposed
to call me Mustard-seed!
So when do you open, Mustard-seed?
Tuesday. Still...
at least it 'll be over by Christmas.
Thank God that 's over.
Sir Donald's doing
"Richard IIl" next.
He hasn't cast the
Princess In The Tower yet.
Do you think I should write to him,
and ask him to audition us?
Don't even think
of doing that to me!
I wouldn't be doing
anything to you!
We'd both be doing
something for poor Garnie.
This is nothing to do with Garnie.
We've got enough money
for a holiday.
It 's all about you.
You and your acting.
Do you think you're the only one
that knows their heart 's desire?
You're going to have
to forget your heart 's desire!
There aren't any
Pauline, you can make me sing
and you can make me dance.
You can shove me out
onto the stage...
and not care that I'm useless
and I'm hating it inside.
I put up with it because
we have to earn our living.
But if you keep pushing me,
then I will break!
Theo? Is everything all right?
Just a minute!
Nana can smell something strange.
Must be my new perfume!
Coty Chypre. Isn't it divine?
No, it 's another stench entirely.
Something more like a scorching dog.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It 's me.
I've been giving myself
a permanent wave.
Nana, fetch soft soap.
And the brandy
from the medicine chest.
It 's stopped breaking off now.
It 's just a bit short.
Oh, Lord.
Serves me right for trying
to turn the clock back.
Why do you want
to turn the clock back?
I'd got to the point where chaps
had just stopped looking.
You know what it 's like.
One enters a room and makes
no more impression than a draught.
I suppose so.
It was so different when I was young.
I mean, there weren't many men,
because of the beastly war.
Some of them actually
had bits missing...
and those that were intact
were often rather mad.
But they would wait for one
at the Stage Door or...
ask one out for drinks.
Then when one appeared there would
be such a lightening of their faces...
as though they'd felt
this surge of possibility.
And I used to feel it, too.
Don't you any more?
I'd had to start telling myself there
was no shame in being an old maid.
Well, anyway...
the other day I had the first tiny
flicker of hope in an age...
and next thing I knew,
I was in the chemist 's...
with my hand round a bottle
of Empress Waving Compound.
- Where did it come from?
- It 's imported from New York.
No, I meant the hope.
It 's a chap.
I've known him for ages.
He's awfully quiet, but he has
the most speaking eyes and...
he looked at me and I got the sense
he was going to ask me something.
Good luck!
Record-breaking aviator
Amy Johnson...
finally touched ground
on Brltish soil this week...
after hertriumphant flight from
Cape Town, in South Africa.
Though clouds and wind added
to the dangers of the journey...
Amy has proved once again that
by sheer skill and determination...
there's no difficulty
that can't be overcome.
Petrova...
what do you think of Theo?
- Theo Dane?
- Yes.
Would you say she was a nice
sort of person? Is she kind?
Well, she wears a lot of perfume.
Coty Chypre,
it rubs off on everything.
I could probably bear that.
Well, goodbye, Amy,
and very best of luck.
Thanks so much.
I can surely hope I shall do.
Come on! You're being slow.
Come on!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
We're going to tie Posy
to a tree and scalp her!
Afternoon.
I parked in the lane.
I'm awfully sorry to surprise you,
but there's news from London.
It 's all right. It 's good news.
Help me!
I can't believe I'm going
for a screen test!
I don't know anything about Charles
the Second's sister Henrietta.
I don't even know
what she looks like.
Well, let 's just hope she had
a pimple on her nosy!
Rat!
Take the dishes down to the tap
and get them swilled.
- I guess I dry.
- You always dry. That 's easy.
- May I smoke?
- Of course.
Mr. Simpson, would you mind
awfully if I had one?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you indulged.
I don't.
At least, I never have before.
I suppose,
with the girls and everything...
I don't really get to go to places
where I would.
Thank you.
Nana did wonder if I ought
to have the odd one.
She thinks it helps
to break up chest congestion.
But honestly! The thought of sitting
alone in the kitchen, in the dark...
dragging away on my solitary fag...
It made such a tragic picture
I simply couldn't bear to.
Oh, Lord, I do feel a fool.
Quick, take it away
before the girls get back.
What time do we need
to leave tomorrow?
Nine should do it.
We'll be at Shepperton by noon.
We could perhaps
have tea out afterwards...
on the way back to London.
I'm afraid I must be home by four.
I have an appointment...
with Theo.
We can't let you be late.
Pauline Fossil, Screen Test.
Mr. Sholsky.
So, Pauline Fossil.
How old are you?
I'm nearly 16.
And you want to be in movies?
I don't know...
I don't know much about them.
But you want to be an actress?
No. I need to be an actress.
Hold it!
Theo just asked for tea in her room.
For her and Mr. Simpson.
Just leave it outside!
There you are...
Earl's Court 428?
That 's simply wonderful.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I said that 's wonderful news.
Come on, Pauline, to your marks.
Okay, people, we are going again.
Clear the set, please. Clear the set.
And...
Scene 84. Take 1.
Action!
Write to me, while I am gone.
- I will try.
- Not "I will try".
- But "I will".
- I will.
- Cut!
- Cut.
You will what, Pauline?
Bake him a cake?
Knit him a sweater?
Look, your brother here is asking
for an emotional lifeline, okay?
That 's great. Fantastic, Leo.
- Can we take it again?
- Scene 84. Take 2.
Not "I will try".
But "I will".
- I will.
- Cut!
Take 3!
- I will.
- Cut!
Can we talk?
Excuse me.
You've got 1O days on this picture.
This is our 7th.
And you've yet to show me
that you're not made of wood.
We do too many takes,
I can't concentrate.
I can build myself up to it in
the theatre. I can be a character.
Honey, honey, this is
motion pictures now, okay?
Look, you've got everything
to learn, and that 's fine...
but you've got to give me
something real.
What 's real to you, Pauline? What
matters most to you in the world?
Acting?
If that is a truthful answer,
there's no hope for you.
Scene 84. Take 4.
Action.
Write to me while I am gone.
I will try.
Not "I will try".
But "I will".
I will.
And cut! Print!
- Fantastic. You did it!
- I just thought about my sisters.
How awful it must be
to live your life alone.
That was wonderful.
Okay, let 's move on.
Coty Chypre?
Come on.
Have you never wanted anything?
Well...
when the war broke out, I thought
I'd like to drive an ambulance.
But of course, I didn't do
anything about it. I had you.
Madame, please may I change my
shoes before we start my accendo?
These were my mother's.
They fit me now.
Small bones...
high arches.
- Like you.
- She was just like me.
She loved ballet more than anything.
I know that because it was
the thing she chose.
Energy, Petrova, energy!
Bored dancers are boring! Arabesque!
Number 3 for you, Pauline.
You're in with Dandini.
Can't I share with Petrova?
She's on the fourth floor with the
others in the chorus. Off you pop.
- Hello, Petrova.
- Hello, Winifred.
Soon a gown of shimmering tulle
And cape of silk we will unspool!
Hollywood never
called for Pauline, then.
The film isn't out yet, Winifred!
A pumpkin coach we will create
Has Hollywood called for you?
It 's not all gloom.
I've got an audition for
the Ovaltines. On the radio.
But first, to show what magic means
I call upon
The jumping beans!
"A King in Exile", world premiere!
Cue for gigantic panic over frocks!
- What do you think of that?
- Beautiful.
What can you see Pauline in, John?
That shiny stuff that rustles?
Taffeta?
- I'm too old for a party dress!
- I see her in powder blue velvet.
With a lace bolero!
Lace bolero?
She'll catch her death.
Beautiful.
I'll get my rifle
and shoot you a mink.
I shall be needing
a new dress very soon.
What for?
The Marmaro ballet 's coming to London
for the first time ever from Prague.
And Madame Fidolia
is taking me to see them.
You don't need
something new for that.
She's booked us a box,
and a smoked salmon supper!
Would you excuse me?
I couldn't sleep.
I thought it would be
a nice surprise in the morning.
We've had such lovely
Christmases in this house.
It was even Christmas
when you came to us.
I think about it
every time it snows.
Why can't you sleep?
Is it your cough?
Not really.
Can you keep a secret?
I wanted to get you all together...
but I'll tear open
if I don't tell someone.
We can't afford
to live here anymore.
But...
what about Pauline's wages
from the film...
and the money we're getting
for "Cinderella"?
This house eats money.
Even with the borders?
Yes.
And so...
- I'm selling it.
- No!
We'll soon be living
in a nice flat, with Nana.
There'll be no need for Clara
and the boarders will disperse.
You can't do that! You can't!
- The house belongs to Gum!
- He's been gone for 12 years!
I spoke to the solicitors...
and they've declared him dead.
Remember, Posy. When Valentin Manoff
got his dancers out of Russia...
he rescued not just a company...
but a system of training
I have brought you here to show you
what you might achieve.
If you are strong enough.
If you have the courage and the will.
Stand still.
Oh, darling!
You look... grown up.
That 's the first and last time
I copy anything from Vogue.
No-one made you do it!
Pauline!
Why don't you make me go
in a jersey and skirt?
I feel a complete fraud, Petrova!
I'm terrible in that film.
Tomorrow night my face is going
to be blown up as big as a house.
Everyone's going to find me out.
I will dance like that, Madame.
I don't care how long
the training takes.
Madame?
Madame?
Help! Someone help!
Posy?
Posy, is that you?
What happened?
- Madame's had a stroke!
- A stroke?
They took her to the hospital.
She can't move her arm or leg!
- Oh, no! Poor Madame...
- Poor lady.
I'm not crying about Madame.
I'm crying about me!
My training can't be broken off now!
You are a selfish
and cold-hearted little madam.
We did not bring you up
to conduct yourself like this!
Nana is right.
Your behavior is disgraceful!
She's ambitious, that 's all.
Once upon a time I thought ambition
was a good thing.
I thought it would help you
to apply yourselves...
and help you make the most
of your small chances.
But if it kills off everything
that 's nice in you...
then I'm not going to have
ambition in this house!
Meaning what?
Meaning that I will no longer sanction
any of you working on the stage!
- You can't do that!
- Yes, I can. I am your legal guardian.
We will never be rich.
But now the house is sold, there's no
more need for you to work or train.
You can't stop me. You can't
stop me from doing anything.
We can stop you from going
to Pauline's premiere.
You can stay at home tonight.
Alone.
Good luck.
Your name is really small, Pauline.
Almost as small as the author's.
Maybe no-one
will realise you're in it.
You were fantastic!
Let 's get you through the back.
- Come on, Pauline.
- I wish I was you!
She was good, Nana.
She was wonderful.
- Is she with you?
- Who?
Miss Posy. I went to check
on her and... she's not there.
Little maniac...
It 's the thought of her
alone out there.
How cold she must be.
How afraid.
Posy's not afraid of anything.
That 's what frightens me.
- Miss Brown?
- No. This is Miss Brown.
Good morning.
David Montague.
I'm the London representative
of United Artists Studios.
So, you don't speak Russian.
I dance Russian.
And who did you learn that from?
Mikhail Fokine?
- Agripinna Vaganova?
- No. Evgenia Fidolia.
- I see.
- Do you?
You won't see anything at all
until you've watched me dance.
No sign of her?
I've been offered a contract
by United Artists.
In Hollywood?
You ought to be smiling.
I'd have to go for 5 years.
That 's 5 years without theatre...
not learning all the things
I wanted to know.
- Hello?
- Posy!
- Where have you been?
- With Valentin Manoff.
He's offered to train me
at his ballet school.
What?
I made him watch me dance,
and then he said...
"Come to my academy in Prague.
I shall make you into a ballerina."
I said my guardian would make the
arrangements and came straight home.
You can't go to Czechoslovakia, Posy.
There's no money!
My mother gave me away
because there was no money!
At least your parents drowned and had
the kindness to put you on a lifebelt!
I didn't get a lifebelt.
Only a pair of ballet shoes.
Garnie, is Mr. Montague
still upstairs?
He's packing up his bag.
I said you needed time to think.
I don't.
Not any more.
I'll sign.
Sign what?
Something that means
you can study with Manoff.
Garnie can go to California where the
climate's mild, get her health back.
Pauline...
I can't live in Hollywood
on my own.
And Nana must go to Prague
with Posy.
Otherwise, she's going to get
completely out of hand.
Where will I go?
Excuse me!
Who sold my house?
Are you Gum?
Of course I'm bloody Gum.
Who else would I be?
What I want to know is this:
Who are these women?
- Pauline.
- Petrova.
Posy.
I brought entrancements home.
I brought babies!
Babies grow up, Gum.
Yes, I can see that.
So, a film star and a ballet dancer.
That 's you and
your chaperones sorted.
I never thought I'd be going
to live abroad.
Abroad will get used to it.
So that just leaves you and
me to organize.
- What would you like to do?
- She wants to be like Amy Johnson.
Oh, Amy Johnson. I know her.
How?
Ran into her in Argentina. She taught
me how to fly. Quite good, actually.
Well, we'd better get you
some lessons, then, hadn't we?
Mixed feelings?
Not telling.
Theo?
Theo...
I need to ask you something.
Can I borrow your gramophone?
Theo's been giving me lessons.
I wanted to take you out...
to a hotel.
I wanted to dance with you,
to tell you things.
And I didn't know how.
I thought this...
this song...
might tell you things.
The very thought of you
And I forget to do
Those Ilttle ordinary things
That everyone ought to do
I'm living in a kind of a daydream
I'm happy as a king
And foolish though It may seem
To me that's everything
This was the first room
I ever walked into in this house.
It was full of stone feathers...
and the ghosts of things.
Not any more.
No.
It 's full of things we made.
I see your face in every flower
Youreyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you
The very thought of you
My love
Hello.
Miss Brown is otherwise engaged.
I haven't come to see Miss Brown.
I've...
I've come to see you.
You don't remember me,
do you?
Little Theodora, star of Miss
Rosebud's Bouncing Babes?
We used to meet at the stage door
every night, for weeks.
- During the war?
- I knew you at once...
even without your bandages.
Do you know who I am,
without mine?
We two Fossils vow, since,
as an actress and a dancer...
it is unlikely that we will ever get
our names in the History books...
to do everything we can to get
our sister's name, Petrova...
there instead.
Because she is ours,
and ours alone.
And when she finds
the roads in the sky...
no-one can ever say it 's
because of her grandfathers.
- We vow.
- We vow.
We vow.
Amen.
Look!
There she is!
Petrova!
Do a circle, Petrova!
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