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Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards (2017)
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Tonight is the awards show. I get to see, you know, if I won Best New Starlet. I'm so nervous. I've been nervous all day. Well, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. The AVN red carpet. there's a lot going on, so there's a lot of positive energy. Almost the whole casino is filled with fans taking pictures. All the people that came to the expo, you know, they're all waiting there. It's really exciting. Welcome to the AVN Awards Nominations Party, where tonight we are gonna find out who the nominees are for the 2017 AVN Awards Show. - I love you! - Yes, I love you! If I were to be nominated for Female Performer of the Year, I'd be fucking mindblown, to be honest with you. There's so many girls that go so hard. So I've been in the industry for about a year and a half, and I've probably done 300 scenes because I've worked almost every day. I've put all my effort into doing porn. In the category of Best New Starlet, Holly Hendrix... Elsa Jean... I've been waiting my whole life for this. The best night ever. The next category is Female Performer of the Year. Adriana Chechik... So good. Jillian Janson... Best Female Performer? I'm so excited. I'm just honored to be nominated. - Katrina Jade. - Yes! I love you! You're a performer. Like, you're a thing. Like, you're an entity, like, in this business. Let's have a big round of applause for all of the talent in the audience. Like, I'm such a crybaby for, like, if I get respect. I'm like, "Really? You think so?" - You're gonna have... - Nobody wanted to hire me. A lot of people didn't book me. They were like, "No, you have tattoos on your face. No, you have tattoos on your face." The fact that I got nominated for that, I was just like, "Wow, somebody recognized me." Thank you. I'm a badass. I swear! I'm really fucking stoked. Don't go anywhere. The party has just gotten started. Good luck! You're a little bit late. Hey, everybody, I'm Allie Haze. And I'm Jessa Rhodes. And we're here to cover the 2017 AVN Red Carpet. Not only are we gonna be covering the front of the house, but we're gonna be covering the back of the house. And we couldn't find anybody else better for that job than the one, the only... Katie Morgan. Tada! I'm so excited. I think the thing that I'm looking the most forward to is just the excitement of it all. I can't wait to go along for the ride. You're always along for the ride. That's true. I'm gonna go - take it in the back. - Let's do it. - I found Angela White. - Hi! So if you don't know who she is, she's, like, the hottest Aussie porn star ever to exist, in my book. Aww, thank you. You're really sweet. What is one of your favorite projects that you worked on this year? Oh, that's so difficult. I mean, okay, the biggest thing to happen is obviously becoming a Spiegler Girl for me because now I've moved over to Los Angeles. That's very exciting. This year is gonna be a big year for me because I'm gonna be working on "Angela Volume 3" in 2017, so I'm looking to do, like, an a gangbang and a whole bunch of other things, so... Oh, maybe I could get involved. I thought the biggest thing on you was those boobs. I just I can't... Oh, my goodness. They're like, I mean, that's, like, a whole nother country - in itself. - Yeah. Elsa Jean! So favorite part of this year thus far? Um, probably finding out that I was nominated. Favorite dirty word? Asshole. Give it to me sexy. I wanna lick your asshole. On that note... This girl has 17 nominations. I didn't even know that. Best Anal, Best DP, Best Supporting Actress, the list goes on. Adriana, what is your favorite, most exciting nomination tonight that you hope to win? Um, I would really love Performer of the Year because it's just awesome that everyone in the industry would recognize me as that. What is the thing you look forward to the most about coming to AVN every year? I look forward to seeing what everybody's wearing. I love fashion, and I love to check out all the women in their awesome clothes. And I also look forward to meeting fans. The convention is the best part. Here we are at the AEE 2017 convention. Let's take a look at some of the things you might have missed. I know. We got in a lot of trouble. - Hi! - Whoo! - Gosh, her boobies! - Yes, whoo! There they are! I wanna hang it on my Christmas tree. Mwah! Oh! Sorry, boys, coming through, making my way to the titties, making my way to the titties. Dance gig tonight? Yes. So I'm gonna bring out a whip and do - a candle show, and ice... - Can I be the... - You can pour some wax on me. - You're gonna beat people's ass and burn yourself all at the same time. - Super sexy! - I'm gonna beat my own ass. VR, you get in it, in it. Put those glasses on. - You can touch us, feel us. - Hell, yeah. Penny Pax, so favorite character you've done this year. Uh, this one. - Aww. - Aw. So you like to play with your Poke balls? Oh, my God, I love to poke the balls. What do you use on your skin? - Please tell me. - Coconut oil. Yes, I can tell. I can feel it. - Can I smell it too? - Oh, goodness. - Diving down under. - Ah, so... The lair is amazing. Nobody's in trouble right now. I think we need some slave action. - How are you feeling right now? - Really relaxed. I love it. It's like a playground for adults. I just wanna eat the frosting, like, off your butt. - Off my butt? - Well, we can put... Jesus. I kind of want to feed you a cupcake. I just want to feel the inside of your mouth on my body. - Ooh, is it warm? - So good. Can I taste it? Can I... Oh, see? Every single time. Oh, my gosh! Well, I don't know about you. That was that was intense. - That was so fun. - I know. And you didn't even get to see all of it. It's crazy. There's so much more that happened. And how about that cam show? Like... I know, cam party, let's talk about first ever! Speaking of parties, you know what I think, Allie? Shots! Open up the champagne, pop! Yeah, it's my house, come on Turn it up, hey Hear a knock on the door and the night begins Hey, what 'Cause we done this before so you come on in Hey, come on Make yourself at my home, tell me where you been - Hey - Pour yourself Something cold, baby, cheers to this Sometimes you gotta stay in - Hey, hey - And you know where I live - You know where I live - Yeah, you know what we is You know what we is - Sometimes you gotta stay in, in - Party, people, come on Welcome to my house Baby, take control now We can't even slow down We don't have to go out Welcome to my house Play that music too loud Show me what you do now - We don't have to go out - Come on And everybody say what, what, come on Welcome to my house You heard me We ain't got to go out 'cause, what Welcome to my house Hey, morning comes, and you know that - You wanna stay - You wanna stay, come on Come on, close the blinds, let's pretend that The time has changed, yeah Hey, keep our clothes on the floor, open up champagne Hey, let's continue tonight, come on, celebrate - You know how we do, hey - Sometimes you gotta - Stay in - Yeah - And you know where I live - You know where I live - Yeah, you know what we is - You know what we is - Sometimes you gotta stay - Party people, come on! - Welcome to my house - Yeah - Baby, take control now - Now We can't even slow down - We don't have to go out - Come on Welcome to my house Play that music too loud - Show me what you do now - Show me now, yeah - We don't have to go out - Come on And everybody say what, what, come on - Welcome to my house - You heard me Bring a friend Welcome to my house Welcome to my duck off the crib, the spot, the pad But my house is your house if you throwing it back Excuse me if my home draining the sad Soon as these happy faces land you can run with the cash Home run, slam dunk, touchdown, pass Mi casa es tu casa, so it ain't no holding back Another shot of vodka, you know what's in my glass - It's my house, just relax - AVN, make some noise! Welcome to my house Baby, take control now - We can't even slow down - Hit the brakes - Hit the brakes, slow down - We don't have to go out Cheers to this, welcome to my house Play that music too loud Show me what you do now - We don't have to go out - Come on And everybody say what, what, come on - Welcome to my house - You heard me! We ain't gotta go out 'cause what Welcome to my house It's my house, my house - Yeah - Welcome to my house It's my house. AVN. - Fucking Mitch. - Colin, Colin, buddy... There's no fucking way I'm picking them all up. - Fufufufuck you. - You already agreed. Take a shit, and take a picture of it and send it to me. That's what I'm looking at right now. Just think, sexy women, Las Vegas... You're the last manager I'm ever working with. Just get on the road. I'm sure it'll be fun. This car is a wreck. What is this, Uber shitty? Hilarious. I'm Colin Kane. - I'm hosting the AVNs. - Holy shit. Yeah, yeah. Damn, you're pretty sexy. - You alright there? - Yeah, sorry. Yeah. So you know we're contractually obligated to shoot an anal scene together, right? Um... - I'm Aspen. - I'm Colin. Oh, I know who you are. Riley texted me on the way here. And you guys are doing a scene together. We're not doing a scene right now. Oh, yes, we are. Trophy Girls? You girls just fuck rich old dudes or something? Can we stop and get some tacos? - No, no, no. - Ugh, come on. I'm not your goddamn driver, shit tits. He's our driver and our cohost. And my new scene partner. One of those is true, ladies. Just one. Yes. - Oh, my God, you guys. - Are we almost there? Road trip selfie! Get back here, get in on this! - Everybody get in. - Yes. - Yes. - Everyone say "dildo!" Dildo! Whoo! Who the fuck is driving the car? AVN! AVN! AVN! Shit, hell yeah, topless road trip! Topless road trip! Topless road trip! Topless road trip! Topless road trip! Topless road trip! Topless road trip! So is that it, then? Oh, shit, there's Vegas. - Oh, yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Fuck, yeah! AVN! AVN! AVN! AVN! AVN! What the fuck, you guys? We gotta go. Nah, we're good. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Colin Kane. 2017 AVN Awards. Make some noise, ladies and gentlemen, come on! Another round for Florida doing his thing. Come on, let him hear it. Let him hear it. I am so happy to be here, honestly. It is such a great night. You guys look amazing. And I gotta say, right from the start, you guys are dirty and you keep it real, and I want you to clap for that right now 'cause you keep it real. I mean that. I'm a dirty guy. That's why I do this show. I was at the gym yesterday, true story. This girl started to put her hair up, and I started to take my dick out out of habit. It's one of those. That's just how it is. You girls, I gotta say this. When you grab a dick, you porn stars, you grab it like you mean it, like, it's just like, give me one of these. These young girls, they kind of do that foreplay a little where they grab it a little, and they're like, "Oh, hey. Not yet, not yet, hold on. Not yet, not yet." This is the best sound ever when you're getting a blow job, shh. And if you laughed at that, please DM me on Instagram tonight, please do. You guys are filthy. I got a blow job one time, and this girl had Invisalign. I filled up the whole top shelf. Whole top shelf. And she tried talking to me after sex, "I'm just gonna get some water or something. I need a little something just to clear it out." I gotta say this too right now. You ladies take it in the ass, and it's unbelievable. When I try... Yes, yes, when I try to put it in a girl's ass, I feel like she's, like, helping her friend parallel park the whole time. "Come on, eh, come Eh, eh..." I tried to put it in this girl's ass one time, this is a true story, and she looks at me, and she goes, "My ass is an exit only." "Oh, wow, we have a lot in common. "So is my fucking apartment, holy shit." You guys are filthy. Look at you. I love it. The dirtiest joke of the night. And I gotta say this too. I had girl one time stick a finger in my ass when she was blowing me. Now... Some of you, some of you might think I'm gay or whatever or I'm a, you know, but I gotta tell you, this fucking gay guy fucking loved it. Holy shit. I think, like, doves flew out of my dick hole. It felt amazing. And there's a moment, listen, there's a moment when she put it in, I came, and, fellas, I can't describe what it felt like, but I looked like that thing in front of the fucking car wash. You know what I'm talking about? Have you ever stuck your finger so far in someone's ass, you have no idea what body part you're touching anymore? You guys, yes, you're like, "Is this her vertebrae? "What the fuck is this?" And then you realize you're playing with, like, an undeveloped piece of shit for 20 seconds. You pull it out, it looked like you just fucking finished Tough Mudder. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, shut up, AVN, you dirty fucks. You love this shit. We got Best Anal tonight. Who's nominated for that? Up front, beautiful Asian girl right up front, like your whole life in school, hell yeah, I like that. What's your name, beautiful? What's your name? - Vicki Chase. - Vicki Chase, - you look beautiful. - Thank you very much. - Absolutely beautiful. - Thank you. But a lot of Asian girls, they're quiet in bed. I know you're not, but a lot of Asian girls When I have sex with an Asian girl, sometimes I feel like I'm fucking a Prius. They're so fucking quiet. Have you ever made an Asian girl come? Sometimes she sounds like a fucking baby baboon, like, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." She's not Asian? She's Chinese? - Indian? - Latina. I don't give a shit about you, shut up. You know what I'm talking about? I'm kidding. What is she? What are you, beautiful? I'm Latina! You're Latina? Oh, you, oh! You got that hair from your pussy to your belly button? You know what I'm talking about? Hola, Papi. Hola, Papi. I had my first threesome with a Hispanic girl, I really did. I did. It was kind of like a threesome. Her little kid was in the room. But listen... Fuck you, AVN. I just started. Fuck you. We're having fun tonight. You're beautiful, by the way. You're absolutely beautiful. I wish you the best. - Thank you. - Seriously, I wish you the best. I'm sexy. Thank you so much, beautiful. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. I gotta say this right here, and then I'm gonna get things going. I gotta say this. You guys, you get a lot of shit sometimes for what you do. And I gotta say this, honestly, you guys do exactly what you wanna do with your life, and that's fucking respect, and I wanna say that before I get it going. 100%. And I mean that. You really do. So I wanna get things going. You guys ready for the best awards yet, or what? I want some more energy. Are you guys ready for the best awards? Come on! That's what I'm talking about. We got a great night tonight. We really do, so let's get this started. Behind every great man, they say there's a great woman, but tonight we got two fucking amazing women behind me. Put your hands together, everybody, and please welcome Riley Reid and Aspen Rae. Come on, let them hear it! Let them hear it! - Hello, beautiful people. - Hey, everyone. It truly is an honor to be cohosting this year's awards. We're happy to say that for the fourth year in a row, our aerial coverage is being provided by the Fleshlight blimp cam. Wave, everybody! Hi! So when I was asked to be a part of this year's show, - I had one big condition. - Ooh, can I guess it? - Sure. - All right, mm, - a huge bubble bath? - No. Let's see, a fivehour massage? - No. - Fine, getting DP'd by midgets while watching cartoons and eating out of a chocolate fountain. - You know me so well. - Yeah, I follow your Twitter. Oh, sweet. Now here's two people definitely worth following. Presenting Best Actor, please give a loud round of applause for... Kat Dior and Ariana Marie. When writing the recipe for how you make a Best Actor, you need the following. Start with a great cock. Then sprinkle in some charisma. Drop in a big helping of talent, and whisk in some passion. Lastly, add a ton of patience to put up with all of us crazy actresses. Then put him on the screen, and serve him up. Here are the nominees for Best Actor. Can you play with these nipples a little bit? But it's much, much bigger than yours. Miss Hudson, right? What amazing little bangers. Mama! Preacher's pretty pissed off, huh? What do you think about that? I'm the one doing the motherfucking talking here, you see? You hear me? There we go. It's not other women, baby. Another woman with us. Let's do it. Let's get away for the weekend and focus on us. Will you go? Oh, hello, room service. Please send up a gallon of your best poison lipstick. Shiny and pristine, until you make that first stab. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! Woke up at 5:00 in the morning. From 5:00 to 9:00, I read the Constitution of the United States of America. I didn't want to say what she said, but what she said was, "Senator, you're a pussy." And the winner for Best Actor is... Xander Corvus! "The Preacher's Daughter," Wicked Pictures. Whoo! Congratulations. Oh, wow. Thanks. Thank you. Oh, wow. Wow, all right. Thank you, everybody. Uh, wow. Once again, um, I wanna thank everybody from Wicked that put this movie together. Brad, thanks for casting me, man. Thanks for writing an amazing movie as well. Yeah! All my friends who support me and everything. Thank you, guys. OC Modeling, hell yeah. My beautiful girlfriend, Lily Lane. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, AVN! All right, guys. Thank you so much. Y'all are so awesome. I'll see you next time. Bye. And cut. That was perfect, Bailey. - It was super authentic. - Carrots? Get the fuck out of here with the fucking carrots. Let's start from the top. My name is Linda Wilson. I'm a cam show director. I've been in the industry about 17 months strong now. I'm what they call a veteran. If you want something done right, go to Linda Wilson. I'm ready. Let's roll. - Cookies? - Patrick! A lot of people say, "How is this a thing?" Or, "Cam shows don't need directors," or "Linda, pay me back the money you owe me." You go ahead and you ask Bailey. She'll tell you. I mean, you could take the lampshade off. You get better punctuation with the light. You need good light penetration, you know what I mean? I mean, you can get one girl that she's got maybe one, maybe two lamps. That looks really good. Lighting, it's all about the lighting. Oh, that's it, yeah. I see some of these shows, and I'm like, "Hey, the only thing getting blown out is your face." 'Cause the lighting's so bad. That's it. I don't know much about lighting, but I know I made 10,000 bucks last week showing my tits. Food is the most important thing you can have on set. And despite what my... bitch of a sister Linda thinks, people like having food on set. Patrick, shut the fuck up! Yeah, sometimes I get yelled at, but I wanna make sure the hummus and the veggies are ready to be eaten. Veggie medley? Nice tits. I don't know what any of these people are doing in my bedroom. Patrick, are you still fucking here? I am crucial to this production! AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. Girls, it's been great working with you both, but I have a few questions. Okay, what's up? Do we really get paid in AVN gift cards? Wait, we're getting paid? Yeah, I thought this was community service. Okay, I guess my other question is, are we really sharing a room tonight? - Wait, what? - Yes, that's true. Uh, and I call the middle! Great, I'll bring my gift cards. Perfect. For the category of Best Supporting Actress and Best Oral Sex Scene, the presenters are... 2016 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Kenna James, along with Gia Paige and comedian Doug Benson! Love you, Doug! Hey, everybody. As everyone knows, I'm a huge fan of movies. It's great to have you here. I didn't know you loved our movies too. Well, with your movies, a few minutes here, a few minutes there, and I'm good. - That's all I need. - Just like our supporting actresses, they may not be in the whole movie, but they'll definitely give you the few minutes that everyone needs. Here are the very sexy ladies nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Why does everything come back to gay issues with you? I'd like to thank everyone for joining us tonight at the Republican Candidates Wife Swap. I mean Debate. Oh, hell. Did that go out live? You seemed so eager downstairs. Oh, yes, yes! Please don't, please don't let him find me. It all started off innocent, I swear. I swear, but... This boy your father's talking about, I don't think... There is no boy. Marissa is a good girl and thoughtful, and I just know she'll do the right thing. Now that you're 21, it's important thing is start drinking alcohol. I'm horny, and I really liked your band and stuff. I know you feel responsible for her, but you've done enough. You want to fuck my daughter. I guess that just leaves you and me. Here we go. Do it. And the winner is... Joanna Angel! - Congratulations, baby. - Congratulations, Joanna. Thank you! I acted in a porno! Yes! Thank you, thank you, AVN, so much. This means so much to me. Thank you to everyone in "Cindy Queen of Hell." I could not have done this without you. Thank you, thank you, Xander Corvus, for directing this with me. Thank you, Mike Quasar! Stand up if he's ever paid your rent in this room. Thank you. I... and thank you to the love of my life, Small Hands. I love you. There are so, so, so many women deserving of this next award. I have no clue how they narrowed it down. Actually, giving a perfect blow job is very scientific. Yeah, if you want, we can tell you all about it. No, when it comes to oral, I prefer to lie back and stare at the ceiling and just let it happen. - We get that. - Just get it over with. Let's take a look at the nominees for Best Oral. Best Oral! Ah. Give it to me. Oh, yeah! And the winner is... Adriana Chechik! Congratulations, beautiful! - Ah! - Congratulations. Oh, my God, guys. I love sucking dick more than I love eating pussy, so this is so fucking awesome. Um, I have to say thank you to Jonni Darkko for giving me so many cocks to suck. My agent, Derek, and everyone over at LA Direct for hooking it happen and making it so good. And for having a sore throat after all those scenes, you know, I wear it with pride. So thank you. I'm so happy. Yeah! You just won Best Oral Sex Scene. - How do you feel right now? - I'm so excited. You know, I actually did two blow job scenes before I came to AVN, so it makes the sore throat worth it. Feeling pretty shaky. I'm pretty happy. That was a hell of a movie, and I'm really glad to be a part of it, and thanks for believing in me. Joanna Angel just won Best Supporting Actress. How are you feeling right now? I feel so amazing. It's so early on in the night. I wasn't expecting to win anything, and now I've won something early. Girl, you have 12 nominations. One down, 11 to go. Let's see how it goes. I'm very, very, very happy about this. - Very excited. - Oh. Congratulations, I'm sure we're gonna see you again really soon. You know, it's so fitting that you and I are presenting the Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene. I know. Wait, why's that? Well, because I feel like we can be up for this scene next year. Is that because we fucked in the car on the way up here? Yeah, and because I filmed it. - Uh, what? - And the presenters for the award for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene, we have brought the A team: Angela White, Alexa Grace, and Alec Knight. I love a crazy hot boy/girl scene. It's like an orgy with two people. Yeah, that's kind of true, just minus the orgy part. No, it's still an orgy. Just, I'm counting all the people in my head. Well, if we're counting voices in our heads, then I've been in hundreds of two person orgies. Well, before it gets too crowded up here, these are the nominees for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene. And the winner for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene is... - Kendra Sunderland and Mick Blue! - Sunderland and Mick Blue! This is no, this is for you. - Thank you. - It's for you because you were absolutely amazing in that scene, and I was just the lucky man to do her first. - Thank you, that is so sweet. - It's all yours. Oh, my gosh, thank you, AVN, for this award and thinking that I deserve it. Oh, my God, I'm just so happy. I'm so happy to be a part of this industry. I love it. I love all you guys. Thank you, Greg Lansky, for believing in me and allowing me to express myself and just I love it, and I love all of you, thank you. Thank you also, AVN and Chaturbate and MyFreeCams. You guys are amazing. I was a stripper in Ohio, then I stripped in D.C., and then I came to California. Ohio is terrible. It's just cloudy, and everyone seems depressed. You just have to get out of Ohio. I was always interested in doing films. I always made, like, solo videos for the people that came into the strip club. And then I wanted to try just one so I could make, like, a professional one. Hi. So I did my first scene. I loved it. I flew back to Ohio, packed my bags, left again that day, and flew back to LA. Maybe I like to show off or something. I don't know. - I told you to bring your ID. - Mm-hmm. This is my first scene and my first blow job. I refused to suck dick growing up because my mom told me I would have indents in my cheeks and everyone would know that I sucked dick, so I never, you know, gave blow jobs. I look so different. Love your eyes. Right here, he tells me to get on my knees, and I've never given a blow job before, so I obviously face the wrong way, and I think, at this point, I cut, and I was like, "Whoa, I don't suck dick." And they're like, "Oh, today you do." I was terrible at oral sex, so I really needed to practice giving blow jobs, and there's a lot of people that will definitely practice with you, so... That's actually my most popular scene still. It got viewed 2 million times in two weeks. And people still view it. - You just have to make them happy, right? - Right. There's a lot of short clips that people put up, and I go through the comments, and I see what they say. It's hard to satisfy every single person that watches your scenes 'cause everyone wants something different. I know when I get my call sheet when it says "bring brightcolored crop tops and shorts" that I'm gonna do an incest scene. A lot of step, you know, in general fake incest. I love it. I love to play that role. It's my favorite. I've fucked my stepdad, stepmom, stepbrother, stepsister. Usually they try to seduce me, "But you're my stepmom. "I don't wanna take a bath with you." Oh. My stepsister Trillium has a dildo, you know, behind her back, so she's gonna give it to me, teach me how to masturbate, have an orgasm. Why would I need a vibrator? It's a good sister. What are you doing home so early? There was a bomb threat. These people are brilliant. There's a lot of random scenarios that they do. Like, this one, my boyfriend can't make it to work, so I'm trying to help him out by cleaning the pool for the guy that he works for, and I accidentally put in - the wrong stuff... - Hey! He wants all natural cleaning products. And you just put that shit in my pool. Who thought of, she's gonna put in the wrong cleaning stuff and then I get disciplined? The pizza guy and the mailman guy stuff is getting boring, so we gotta get to the pool cleaning business. What are you doing? I think it's time for you to have sex with an actual person too. I'm really proud of how far I've come and how much I've come. Oh, my God, it's so big. Please welcome the chief executive officer of AVN, Tony Rios. Each year, one of the most anticipated award presentations is the one for Best New Starlet. So in keeping with a longstanding AVN tradition, here now to present the award and pass the crown is last year's winner, Abella Danger. I'm so sad. From the moment I started performing, my ultimate goal was to be awarded the title of AVN Best New Starlet. I did my absolute very best, and AVN made my dream come true. Although I'm extremely sad about passing down the title, I hope tonight's winner cherishes and enjoys it as much as I have. So here are this year's nominees. I'm-I'm really sad about doing this, guys. And the winner is Holly Hendrix. You got it! You got it. - No way. - Good job. No way, oh, fuck. Really? This is way heavier than I thought. Holy shit. Oh, my gosh, wow. First of all, I want to thank AVN for making this happen for me. Holy shit. I love my job more than anything. I mean, fuck, I fuck for a living. What could get better than that? I wanna thank John with East Coast Talents for always being there with me. I wanna thank all of my East Coast Girls, Tiffany Watson, Amara Romani, Gina Valentina. Fuck, all my girls, fuck, yes! We did it! Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh, I wanna thank Jonni Darkko, Mason, all my favorite directors. Thank you, oh, my gosh. Fuck. Holly Hendrix, AVN 2017 Best New Starlet. - No, no, no, no, fuck. - Girl, this is real. Wait, wait, wait, my boobs are falling out. Tuck them in. How do you feel right now? I feel like this is a dream. I don't even feel like this is real. Fuck, me, really? Me? Congratulations, you got a whole lot of pictures - to take now. - Oh, wow. Oh, thank you. Thank you, AVN. Thank you, everybody! Fuck, this is a huge honor for me. Oh, my God. I can't be that upset, because I've had way more opportunities than most people, you know? I need to go see Holly and tell her congratulations 'cause she really did she worked so hard this year. I mean, I saw her showcase, and it was-it was awesome. She, I think she shoved golf balls up her ass and, like, pushed them out, and that's amazing. I couldn't do that. That, you know, she deserves it. If you can do shit like that, then you deserve it. So I was looking up #guyswithsplittongue, and #splittongue and this and that, and so then he has one. So I was like, "Like, like." I had no shame. I was just, like, writing him. I sent you my photos. So then he wrote me, and then I think I moved in, like, two weeks later. When we got together, we were not monogamous at all. - We've never been, ever. - I had, like, a black guy come over, like, three days after she moved in, and he was, like, fucking her, tied her to a door. Like, it was just game on. - Let's get the panties all the way off. - You've got it. We got started by just posting our life on Tumblr, the hotwifing thing. Hotwifing is basically being a slutty wife. So you're married, but you fuck everybody. She's, like, fucking people, and I'm watching, you know, and then joining in, and so on and so forth. We just got followers and got followers and got followers. Guys would write me and be like, "You literally saved our marriage." We were so open about our relationship that someone thought that, you know, they weren't weird. Turn around, let's see that ass. Once we got, like, really popular, like, and we started actually, like, paying attention to, like, fans, we were like, "Hey, guys, we're gonna start doing porn now!" So then we kind of just transferred all of the original fans straight to Twitter and adult life. It was easy to cross over. When I got into porn, like, I was way more That's Biggie. Anyways. When she first got in, everything we were doing was immediately like, "You shouldn't be doing that." You can't be married. You can't have tattoos. You can't wear black. All these little weird things, and we're like, "Well, that's kind of, like, not what we're about." That's not our dynamic to begin with. A lot of porn couples, like, they really don't want their partner to have sex with anybody unless it's for work. - Yeah. - And then at home, like, aside from porn, they're monogamous. 'Cause we don't see the difference. - We're like, "What?" - Yeah, I'm like, "What? - Okay." - We're just not built that way, so we just don't have the mental capacity to understand because we don't understand monogamy at all. - Yeah, yeah. - So... So it's us, basically. It's not you guys. - You guys are awesome. - We just don't... Keep doing you. We just are fucked up. At this point in the show, I'd like to take a moment right now and acknowledge the 2017 Trophy Girls. Let's hear it for Gina Valentina and Uma Jolie. Come on, let them hear it, everybody. Look at them. So, girls, I have a couple questions. What is something that you've learned from being a Trophy Girl? Hmm, we learned the statues are really heavy. And that no one knows where to get one when they win one. But most importantly, that you can be a part of the whole show without knowing the host's name. Please leave. That-that just-just leave. - We know your name, Corey. - Wait, wait. I thought it was Kyle. Uh, thank-thank you, ladies. Thank you so much. Let's hear it for the girls names I don't remember. Let's hear it. Come on, let them hear it. And put your hands together for our next presenters, Karlee Grey, Isiah Maxwell, and Wicked Pictures girl Jessica Drake, ladies and gentlemen! This next award involves relaxation, lube, and a lot of trust. That's funny, that's the same thing I offer in my Tinder bio. Those are great things. How are you single? Who said I was single? I get it. Now let's take a look at the nominees - for Best Anal Sex scene. - Speak louder! Because you're actually a slut and you love sex. Can't believe you're fucking my ass right now. Oh, fuck! I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. And the winner is... Megan Rain and Manuel Ferrara. "Anal Models," Tushy, Jules Jordan. Can I take this off? Okay, so I'm sorry, I lost my voice over the weekend, but, um, thank you! Thank you, um, and thank you, honestly, seriously. - All right, I... - You lost your voice too. I lost my voice too, so it's gonna be a little difficult, but thank you. You're the one, like, I mean, you-you... It was your butt. It was not mine. So clearly you. It's all you. It's all yours. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Today we live in a world where it seems like everything we do is caught on camera. Which means there's a ton of competition for getting people, government, and, most importantly, the fans to look at you. Something everyone in this room is great at. Here are the nominees of the Fan Award for Favorite Cam Girl. And the winner is... Kati3kat! I got it. I got it. So, Katie, yo, I love you, and I'll let you finish right now. However, Aspen is hosting AVN, and she is kind of, you know, the best cam girl ever. Eff you, KKC. Peace out. Yeah, she's not gonna pass this. We got this. I'm the mystery secret weapon. She's been my yeah, the secret weapon - all along. - Are you kidding me? Riley fucking Reid? Ugh. Aspen, you called Riley fucking Reid? Aspen! Hey, Riley. It's fun on my cam too. Why don't you come on over? Riley? Riley! Panties coming off. - Bye bye, panties. - Want me to sniff them? Mm, they're so good. You'd be jealous. They are pretty fucking good. Oh, my God, thank you guys so much. Riley, you won so many great awards over the year. Is there any category out there that you really hope to win? Besides Best Blow Job, I would love to win Best Actress. Ooh, I've been taking classes in Shakespeare. Wow, can we hear some? Sure. Are you talking to me? Are you-are you talking, are you-are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else in here. Are you talking to me? Who the fuck do you think you are? And scene. Girl, I thought you said you were taking a class - in Shakespeare. - Oh, it is. It's in Shakespeare, New Mexico. We study classic movie scenes. Oh, okay, well, then perfect. And now we give you three gorgeous women I'd act with any day: Piper Perri, Morgan Lee, and Chaturbate cam girl ChronicLove. It's wonderful to be recognized for just great tits and a great ass. It's also pretty awesome to be recognized because of your great tits and great ass. Here are the women that can say both of those things apply to them, and they are the nominees for Best Actress. They're playing our song, Joker poker, huh? This is going to be so much fun. Boo! The renowned and only blind surgeon. It's just those people you and Shawna watch on TV. They're different too. I mean, they're not different like I'm different, but they're still different. If you can't admit to yourself that you feel the same as me, then you're fucking crazy. Just answer your phone. Please, just answer your phone.--- I'll do anything. You think you'll be able to tough it with me for the next few days? Ahh! Nothing will come between us ever again. I do not only call you when I'm horny. Stop it. That looks really formal. What kind of party is it? It's a fancy party. And the winner is... Kleio Valentien! - Congratulations! - Whoo! - Yay! - Aww. I don't know what to say. Thank you, Axel, so much for-for letting me reprise my role as Harley Quinn. Thank you, Wicked Pictures. Thank you, everyone who was in "Suicide Squad." Thank you so much. You were all amazing. Thank you, AVN. You just won Best Actress for Harley Quinn! - I did. - You did! I feel like I wanna puke and then drink a whole lot of whiskey. So happy for you. Thank you. Thank you, Greg Lansky! Greg Lansky, they put us together. - Fuck! - We forgot to thank him. - We're such assholes. - We never thanked Greg! Shit! - We always... - Congratulations, you guys. I didn't think this was gonna happen. I'm just-I'm amazed and grateful and mindblown. It just goes to show you it's all about the fans. We're all here because you guys watch. You did this. Thank you. Thank you and also screw you, 'cause you know how awkward I am. - But in the good way. - Yes, in the good way. Hi, my name is Bradford McBride, and I'm an adult film foley artist, or "AFFA." The first movie I ever worked on was "The Gapes of Wrath." Sometimes we have to recreate the sound of the performers. For example, Riley Reid lost her voice one time at a Boyz II Men concert. She couldn't scream at all the next day. In order to match her orgasm, I has to heighten and speed up the sound of a bird called a Wisconsin whippoorwill. And we were able to match her orgasm perfectly. Listen. Amazing, right? Hey. Hey, it's Patrick again. Listen, if you're not gonna eat any of the food, get away from the table. I got what I need. Still serving food to the masses, at least, trying to. The other day, I gave a girl some napkins for her squirt scene, but that was about it. I mean, why don't they take advantage of this delicious food? Seriously, what is with these people? Do you know how hard it is to find organic gummy bears? - Excuse me, hi. - Oh, hi. - I'm Neil, the director. - Hi, Neil. - I just... - I didn't mean anything I just said. This is a great looking table. Is do you if we show it off? Thanks, man, listen, I worked really... - Where's... where my meats! - That's great, perfect. They're my meats. Don't... What are you doing? No, no, my table! No, no, no! Jasmine, honey, you got a gummy bear on your ass. AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. We got married. He double creampied us about two years ago. We, you know became officially married at that time, - but we never had a ceremony. - Yeah. So we just wanted to, you know, show everyone that we love each other. They're, like, hot and cute together. They're just as excited to watch the other one get fucked as to get fucked themselves, which is really cool. Coming, and then we're crying, and then we're coming and then laughing. It sounded like a mental hospital. We met because we both have slutty ass tattoos. And then we fucked for an orgy. I guess we fell in love really then. We both love creampies. - Like, that's our shit. - Yeah. Like, what better way to consummate our marriage than to both get creampied at the same time? That was like, you know, going to the courthouse and signing all the documents. Yeah, but then today was, like, the ceremony, you know, for friends and family and everything. It just made sense, and we both love come. We're gathered here at AVN 2017 to unite these two sluts in marriage. You made me feel like electricity is my fire. You remind me of who the fuck I am inside, and that's why you're my wife. You're 100% you 100% of the time, and you don't give a fuck what anyone fucking thinks about you. Just never fucking change. Please, never change. And I love you. I now pronounce you wife and wife. We just don't really know how to, like, show love except for, like, sexually. So then once we threw our bouquets and everyone cheered for us, then, you know, we kind of just walked around and flaunted our newly married butts. Being that Las Vegas is known as the sin city, we decided to get the most sinful group of talent we could find. We give you 2015 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Layla Sin, along with Kissa Sins and Johnny Sins. Some of the best porn parodies are being made right now, and I'm happy to announce that I just finished making my own parody. You made a parody and didn't tell me? Yep, it's called "Johnny Sins' Grinding Nemo." It's a cartoon about a fish? In my movie, it's about a whale. Oh. Let's take a look at the nominees for Best Parody. Thank you, kind sir, and I'll tell you what. I'll even let you put it in my butt. Hey, I'm Tom. I'm Christie Elizabeth Newsman. You look more like a Traci. You wanna fuck? It's like a mountain of shit. But it's like, what is behind all of it, right? He speaks to me through the very sword that took his life. The Soultaker. Okay, you're totally creeping me out about right now. Liked it, friended it, followed it. It was great, April! Why don't you guys just fuck already and get it over with? And the winner is... - "Suicide Squad"! - "Suicide Squad XXX"! Congratulations! - Congratulations. - Congratulations. Good job, good job! My man! There's my other man. I love you, bro. Wow, this is the seventh consecutive year that I win Best Parody, so it feels pretty awesome, but it really is the culmination of several months of hard work and, uh, a lot of very talented people. My amazing cast, uh, my incredible crew, and everybody at Wicked Pictures. And I wanna give a special shout out to some people who never get to have their name on the trophy, and it's the agents. So, you know, Mark Spiegler, Derek Hay, Sandra at OC Modeling, Mark at ATMLA, and a special, very special thanks to Jonathan and Andre at Nexxxt Level for really going above and beyond for this movie. Thank you so much, AVN. Thank you, Wicked Pictures. Yeah, "Suicide," baby! Well, I've been signing at the AVN Awards Show 2017. If a fan comes to my booth, it gives them an opportunity to take photos. I love to sign autographs. But most often, you know, you'll get a hug from me. We're just here to have a good time and celebrate the nominations. It's so amazing to be recognized for what I've done. Today I decided to take a break from signing to do a spurofthemoment photo shoot with my friend Igor. All right, yeah, I want to put you, like, right back there. I actually met her at Santa Monica Pier, and we shot under the boardwalk. Got a little naughty on the beach with a little nude shoot. Shoots naked under the boardwalk for a while, and definitely a lot of people saw, but people seemed pretty psyched about it. Take your top off now, I think. I'm here for "LA Weekly," "Mass Appeal" magazine, "Vice"... I saw that. And then I'm working on a book of nude Polaroids for myself as well. Shooting in a nice penthouse is fun, but, like, I would rather shoot in public and run really quick. Perfect. Um, I think we're done here. - Wanna do something weird? - Let's do it. Living in New York, there's not a ton of locations, and it sort of just became necessity to find something, get in, get out really quick. Doing something on the streets plays to my strengths. 'Cause I've done this before, but it wasn't good enough. I've only done one or two shoots, like, where I've really been out in public. It's-it's entertaining. It's-it's really fun to see people's faces, whether they're smiling or just like, you know, shocked. I'm getting horny a little bit. My nips are so hard. When we're out in public and someone walks by, you know, the blood rush, it makes you, you know, hotter and hornier and makes for an even better scene. Yeah, that's pretty good, right there. One, two. Cool. - There's a car. - Ah! I don't know what to expect when shooting with Igor. Yeah, we got kicked out. I'm, like, sweating right now from, like, running away. That was good. Fortunately, we still got a shot. To be honest, that was just really fun. I don't even care what the photos look like. Here to present the award for Female Performer of the Year, we have Wicked Pictures star Asa Akira along with Eva Lovia and Chad White. It's so high. Chad, I can't help but notice you're wearing something a little extra tonight. Oh, you mean 'cause I'm wearing clothes? She's talking about the camera, Chad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm making a movie right now. What? You're making a movie? Like, right now? Like, right-right now. What's it called? Okay, check this out. It's a horror/comedy/love story called "50 Shades of White." Right? No, white doesn't even have shades. That makes zero sense. What? That totally makes sense. No. Well, here's something that makes sense to everybody. Our friends at ImLive will be presenting the winner a beautiful piece of Tiffany jewelry to one of the lucky nominees for Female Performer of the Year. And the winner is... Adriana Chechik! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Yes! Fuck, holy cow, guys. Oh, my God, first Donald Trump and now Adriana Chechik, Performer of the Year? Ah, I'm so happy. Thank you guys so much, AVN, for recognizing my hard work. I love you! Thank you to all the performers who have been there and who have kept me going strong in this industry and the fans for keeping me going. The team over at LA Direct for pushing me and supporting me so much. Derek, I honestly love you so much. I wouldn't be here if you didn't push me so hard. Oh, I'm so overwhelmed right now. Just thank you guys so, so much. This is amazing. I'm gonna remember this forever, so, fuck yeah, I fucking finally did it, damn it! Thanks to my boyfriend because he's awesome too. Adriana, you got this! Fuck yes! Whoo! Hang on. I'm gonna take you here first. Come here! Yeah! I'm so sorry. I can't stop crying right now. - Oh, fuck! - Girl, congratulations. - Thank you. - This is the big one. I'm so overwhelmed right now. I'm, like, so overwhelmed with happiness and everything. I'm just, like, so thankful to AVN and all the performers that have pushed me to be even harder and the new girls that came in and fucked to make me fuck harder. And the fans for keeping me around. We're so happy for you. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Finally. I know. It's over. The-the... It's over. It's all right. - There's always next year. - Okay... She deserves it. She works, like, every day of her life. She deserves it for that. - She went hard. - Went hard. - She's been waiting for this. - Go hard or go home, right? Right? I have one thing to say, and this is it. Adriana Chechik had been skunked for a couple years now, and I'm so fucking stoked - that she won that award. - I agree. 110%, Female Performer of the Year, hands down, - I completely agree. - hands down. I think she's been deserving it for a long time. Embarrassingly bawled my eyes out crying when I was nominated, so that was enough for me. Um, I didn't think I went any harder than the other girls - or, you know... - You know, this next year is gonna be full of lots of sex, and we're gonna see what's gonna happen, so... Nominees for next year. We have an old saying in our industry. "You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can definitely judge a porn by one." My name is Kelly Mannelle, and I'm the industry leader in adult film front art, or AFFA. This isn't just a collection of chicks, dicks, and tits. Every image was carefully crafted to convey the essence of the film. If you get a chance, take a look at "Stepmom Sluts 87" versus "Stepmom Sluts 88." You'll be able to tell which one I was assigned to and which one was outsourced to Canada. "Ooh, I know 'bout sexy, eh?" That was my Canadian accent. What's in a name? I'll tell you what's in a name. Fucking everything. Now there it is. "Linger All Over My Prick." The first thing an adult film needs is a title. If you have a good title, you don't need anything else. Well, except talent and cameras. A great title should seem fun and use words that don't normally go together to jump start a person's erotic secret brain, or ESB, as I call it. This is my word wall. I just start combining words and see what happens. Let's try right now. "My Wonderful Prick." That is a fairly decent title, but I'm pretty sure I can do better. "All Night Face Fucking." It gets your mind thinking, "Hmm, how much face fucking "could I do in a night?" And if you just wanna get to the point, "Stroke, Goddamn It!" My ESB is ready to RSVP. Yes. It's me, Patrick. Wait, you probably thought that I was gonna get out the game after my last gig, didn't you? That's right, bitches. I started my own production company. It's called Flesh Buffet. All our movies involve food and fucking. Sex and food, I don't give a fuck what you call it. You can call it "Ketchup and Hot Doggy Style," "Cock Meat Sandwich 7." Do your fucking job! This is what I need you to do. Mm-hmm. Take these two pieces of bread... - Okay. - And make a titty sandwich. You want me to make a titty sandwich? - Um, is this right? - Yes, yeah, that's right. - So good. Oh, my God. - It's just bread. I like to think I took all the lessons I learned on my way to the top to be the best boss I can be. We're the fastest growing company in the Valley. No, no, no, everybody knows, at Flesh Buffet, we don't use green apples. We only use red apples, okay? This is blasphemy. Let's get these out of here. Tighter, tighter, tighter. - You don't think this is weird? - Tighter. - Um... - Oh, that's such a good sandwich. Okay, you got the job. - Oh. - You got it. You got the part. You got the part. Hey, be careful with that fucking bread. - I got a couple more girls coming in, yeah. - Okay. Yes. Thank you. This-this has been a really weird day. Yeah. Oh, let's see, hold on. - Hello? - Inside the Industry. Oh, fuck! AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. Jenna Sativa! Oh, my God! Thank you, thank you so much, AVN, for this recognition. It means the world to me. Thank you so much! - And the winner is Abella! - Abella! Thank you, Hard X. You guys give me the best orgasms. You don't understand. - Thank you, AVN. - Thank you, AVN, yes. Thank you, Derek. Thank you, everybody! Phoenix Marie and Katrina Jade, thank you for fucking filming with me and accepting me for who I am. I love you. Mick Blue! Every single man in this category deserves this prize every year because we bring the hard dick on the table. "The Preacher's Daughter"! We're forgetting who fought that battle at Prop 60. Eric Paul, lawyer, by all means, stand up and take a fucking bow. The winner is... Greg Lansky! Whoo! Art is what you do when you truly feel alive. That's what you guys do. You guys are artists. Do not let them shame you. They do not define what we do. We define what we do! Here to present the final award of the night are Adriana Chechik, Venus Lux, and Seth Gamble. The great thing about our final category of the evening is that if you're nominated for Movie of the Year, you've already won an AVN tonight. I can never tell if the applause at this point in the show is because we're giving out a huge award or because the after parties will be starting soon. Either way, let's not keep anyone waiting. Here are the nominees for Movie of the Year. And the winner is... - "Suicide Squad XXX." - "Suicide Squad XXX," - an Axel Braun Parody. - Yay! Wow. Third year in a row that a parody wins Movie of the Year. I remember four years ago, somebody told me parodies were dead. I think they're alive and well. Um, look, you don't get to be up here without standing on the shoulders of a mountain of people, and on top of that mountain is a man who I really love and respect who has graced me with his friendship and his guidance. Thank you, Steve Orenstein. - This is for you. - Whoo! And thank you, AVN. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time, Flo Rida! AVN, let's go. I gotta ask where you been hiding Hey You're like a 20 carat diamond - Yeah - Diamond The finer things in life are shining Come on How 'bout that latenight wine and dining - Let's go - Dining Yeah, you want that expensive clutch And I'm a give that fivestar experience Yeah - Show you the kind of love - Let's go That you can only get when you... - AVN Awards, come on! - give enough I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock, yeah Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got When I become a zillionaire I'll spend it all on shoes for you, take your own pick McQueen or Jimmy Choo, and I'll get 'em real quick Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got When I become a zillionaire That was perfect - I'm gonna work it to impress you - Hey Get you that dress and then undress you - Yeah - Hey, hey And we'll do things only the best do - The best do - Hey Do what you want because I'll let you - I'll let you - Hey, hey - Check it out - Come on You want that expensive clutch And I'm a give that fivestar experience - Come on - Yeah - Show you the kind of love - Hey, hey That you can only get when you give... - AVN, let's go! - enough I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock, yeah Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got - When I become a zillionaire - Hey I'll spend it all on shoes for you, take your own pick McQueen or Jimmy Choo, and I'll get 'em real quick Let's go Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got When I become a zillionaire - Come on, come on! - Hey! What, what Hey, come on - Yeah, yeah, oh - Come on A little louder Hey, hey, hey, hey Check it, come on Abracadabra, I got the magic I hope you can handle living this lavish Let's blow a zillion, zillion, baby If you got a passion for fashion, mansions And platinum, I got the answers to questions So let me tell you what's happening, baby - AVN, make some noise! - What's happening, baby Let's go! I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got When I become a zillionaire I'll spend it all on you Hey, hey, oh A little bit on me Words of advice? Anything? Don't cry on camera. I did. Hey, hey, when I become a zillionaire A little bit on you You get nominated? Did you win? Dick! - What, what, what - Come on I'm taking up my camera time. You have no idea what she did in that scene. Licking the concrete and sticking a heel up her ass. It sounds like a wellearned award. Hey, hey, hey, come on Thank you guys so much for watching the 2017 AVN Awards. Good night. When I become a zillionaire AVN Awards, I love you. MyFreeCams, baby. We're good. No, no, we're good. We're good, guys. We're good. |
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