Hey beautiful girl,
won't you rock my boat
I'll kiss you up and down
Watch your bubbles
float, yeah
Ooooooh
Ooooooh
I wanna be your toy
I'll take you to
the city tonight
And you can hear me sing
On the Miracle tonight
You're such a pretty girl
Wondrous and crazy
I wanna take you out
to the city tonight
And treat you right
Ooooooh
Oooooooh
I say I want you
to desert house
Won't you let me inside
I'm gonna take out, babe
And take you for a ride
Ooooooh
Ooooooh
I'll make you
turn down, babe
Yo Mark, hey, I left
some oranges out here
for you last night.
(GROWLING)
Sorry man, hope I
didn't scare you.
There's still no news
and, yeah.
And you know what?
Hey, you're welcome inside
the house anytime, okay?
Just knock first.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Ooooh
See the city life
See the city life
See the city life
See the city life
Come on, babe
We're here tonight, tonight
Gonna feel all right
All right, all right
Everything's
gonna be all right
Everything's
gonna be all right
Everything gonna be
all right tonight
Ooooooh
Oooooooh
(GROWLING AND MOANING)
Morning, Bill.
Morning, Fred.
Buenos Dias, Senor Gomez.
Aw, morning, Maria.
Damn.
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(GASPING)
RADIO ANNOUNCER: The
governor has mobilized
the National Guard,
of which at least 35%
are unable to report for duty.
Monterey, Big Sur,
Modesto, Bakersfield...
Guy, why no lights?
We have the sunshine.
Yeah, we also have lights.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
The Southland continues
to experience a
widespread outbreak,
(SIGHING)
And no more coffee.
That's great.
Guy, where's my good knife?
Where are all my good knives?
I repurposed those
old magnets we had.
When did you do that?
Last night.
Oh hey, check it out.
Hot water.
Look.
Whoo, I told you it would work.
Heated by some clever ingenuity
and a little mother nature.
Next rainfall, we're set.
Look what else I found.
Batteries
What for?
I don't know, anything.
I got them when
they were on sale.
PAIGE: What size are they?
Nine volt.
Oh, man.
Ugh, they're all expired
Jesus Christ, play
some music for a change.
It's okay, baby
Honey, I'm sorry.
There's no coffee
and I'm developing
an intense hatred of oranges.
We have figs.
Yeah, and beans, Guy.
Cans of beans.
We also have those dried ones.
What are they, the, lima
or navy bean or whatever?
Look, I failed legume
identification class,
but I think I can get a garden
going in that front room.
You know, put some
dirt and those boxes,
and there's easily enough light
out there to get one going.
Yeah, if we can last
through tomato season,
you're gonna have to shoot me,
and please, can
you wear clothes?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Yes, it does.
Just, at least wear pants, okay?
(FENCE RATTLING)
(GROWLING)
Hey, look, see?
I checked the fence.
Okay, it's all good.
It's fine.
Choppers are still
buzzing around.
I think one saw me this morning.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Why didn't you wake me up?
Did you do a signal?
Yes, I waived the
flag like crazy,
but they just, they
weren't close enough.
Next time, please wake me up.
They'll be back, okay?
I was just out there, and...
What?
Guy, what?
Maria turned.
Paige, oh, goddammit.
Come on.
Paige.
Maria?
GUY: Paige.
That's my bracelet.
I let her borrow it.
(GROWLING)
Paige, come on.
Come on, baby.
Nope, nope.
It's not our fault.
She should've been
in here, with us.
They all should have.
We tried.
God, I hate this.
Where are they?
Why haven't they come yet?
Isn't this exactly why we taxes?
I think I'm gonna
take up painting.
What do you think?
Seriously?
Yeah, why not?
I mean, the air's getting
cleaner without all the traffic.
Just sit out there and
just breathe it in.
I'm getting so much
sleep, I feel great.
I have all this creative energy.
I feel fucking
creative, you know?
I love my knife wall.
Is this how you spent
your days, just waking up
and I don't know, making shit?
Are you okay if I use
your paints and stuff?
I promise, I'll do
my chores first.
Thank you, honey
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Crusin' through the
city on an afternoon
Watching people go
about their routine
Everybody seems they're
at something today
I'm so bored, what can I do
The radio is playing
the same old song
No one's listening,
just goin' along
I must get out of here
and leave this place
Just swap my car
in for a rocket
Into outer space
Floating in my vessel
light years from home
Up here I can
finally be on my own
Here I can be free
And let myself go
But pop a purple haze
and enjoy the show
My mind is going wild
I'm gonna do C major
I see clothes all around
It's so fascinating
I better take control
before I crash
I saw the window in
the lightning crash
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
GUY: Hello?
(SUSPENSEFUL ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(LIGHT ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(LOUD BANGING)
(DRAWER RATTLING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(YELLING)
(INTENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
PAIGE: Hey, Guy?
Mmm.
What are these?
I was cleaning out your desk.
All right.
- Done.
- What are you doing?
I wanted to talk
to you about that.
It doesn't matter anymore.
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
Do you think he's
alone in there?
He always was before.
Hey, we could snag
his plant collection.
No, Guy, you're not
going in after his weed.
That's stupid.
Yeah, well, look, he's not
gonna get out, I promise.
Well, I'm not sleeping
with him out there.
I can't.
Come on.
Trust me.
Don't you fuck this up.
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
Shut up.
What a jerk.
(ZOMBIE GROWLING LOUDLY)
(MUTTERING)
PAIGE: Guy, I found
my other phone charger.
If there's no internet,
I seriously doubt they're
worried about cell towers.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
keep trying to do the,
what're you doing?
I'm deciding on what kind
of painter I want to be.
What, my chores are done.
Guy!
They are!
Guy, hey.
Oh, I like it, honey.
Ordered chaos.
But you know what?
I think if I'm gonna
start with still life,
I think I want nature.
You know, like the back yard
is some kind of
like a modern Eden.
Oh my God, you found
my Kurosawa sword.
No, Guy, stop it.
This is not a still life.
We're into week three and
everything you see here,
this is all we have
left in the house.
No, we have
oranges, we have figs,
we have plenty of water.
Look, you didn't even
comment on my invention.
We're gonna have
rainwater from the roof.
We live in a desert.
You know what?
I've tasted your life
for a few days now.
The no worries, no hassles,
doing exactly doing
what you want to do,
and I don't want to give it up
now, not if I don't have to.
You think that I
sat around all day
and just played
paint by numbers?
No, Guy, there were phone
calls that I had to make
and galleries I had to
pitch and a bunch of essays
I had to write about why
I do blah blah bullshit
as a contemporary painter.
And for every single
person that said yes to me,
50 said no, 100
people said no to me.
That was my life
every single day,
just a bunch of fucking
people saying no.
Okay, so you want
to go back to that?
No.
Yes, I do.
Maybe.
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
Okay, and what about Mark, huh?
He's not getting out.
(HELICOPTER BUZZING)
Do you hear that?
See, see?
GUY: Paige.
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
(GRUNTING)
See us!
Fuck, see us!
See us.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Honey!
(SIGHING)
Jesus.
Honey!
I'm not gonna sleep
with him like that.
What do you want me to do?
That's my Kurosawa sword.
This is about survival.
No, that's mine and you
shouldn't be touching it.
Guy, eventually there's
gonna be so many of them
that we're not
gonna keep them out.
You're gonna kill my friend
with my limited
edition Kurosawa sword?
Yes!
No, you're gonna do it.
Oh, I am?
Yeah!
Oh, okay, and why my friend?
Why not yours?
PAIGE: Guy?
No, why not?
Guy, wait.
Oh no, but this
is about survival.
No, just wait.
What, just because he's
dead, it doesn't matter?
Come on, stop!
Do it.
Since it's so easy,
I want to see this.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
You have to cut off her
head, or at least smash it.
Go, smash Maria's brains.
(GRUNTING)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
Okay, yes, I get it.
This shit's not even sharp.
Don't cry, baby.
I'm not crying.
I just, shit.
Guy, I don't feel anything.
It's like we're already dead.
Are you kidding?
A month ago I was killing myself
trying to keep this house,
trying to keep us afloat.
I know.
There's no stress here.
I mean, there's no
mortgage, you know?
No bills.
No deadlines.
No getting up at fucking
5:30 in the morning
for some bullshit
client meeting downtown,
that I don't have to
be there for anyway.
I mean, there's no debt.
Gone.
Student loans?
Yeah, gone.
And babe, think
about all the things
that we've wanted to do, right?
All the books that you've never
finished reading, you know?
All the time, all the time.
I mean, fuck, every
night, you telling me
that you don't have enough
time to get things done.
How many times
have you said that?
All the time.
All the time, all the time.
This is the best thing that
could've ever happened.
Okay, okay, look, I know, it's
not the most ideal scenario,
but, you know?
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
If it was gonna happen anyway...
You know what?
We've got plenty of food,
we've got plenty of water.
Guy!
(INTENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(SWORD STABBING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
You killed Bill.
Yeah, well he blew
shit into our yard
all the time and he knows it.
Honey.
I married you because
if anything like this
was ever gonna happen, I
wanted it to happen with you,
so let's not leave.
(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC)
Come on, come on,
please listen to me
I gotta boogie,
let's set me free
I'm gonna for a
choice at a time
But your rockin' instead
And you're missing your wife
You know it's
true what I say
(YELLING AND LAUGHING)
Nothing gonna change
through the day
Think you better leave
before I gamble to stay
Step aside bitches,
you're in my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
You know it's
true what I say
(MOANING)
Change every day
Think you better leave
before I gamble to stay
Step aside, bitches,
you're in my way
(DISTANT MOANING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Just all the same,
gotta save for the bank
Giving me shit
I refuse to take
I know what's
running from me
At the end of the day,
it's just you and the three
You know it's
true what I say
Nothing gonna change
GUY: Yes!
(MOANING)
Step aside, bitches,
I'll be in my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way
You know it's
true, what I say
Nothing gonna change,
same every day
Think you better leave
before I gamble to stay
(LAUGHING)
And you wanted
to sell my DVDs.
Ugh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, I can't.
No more.
Isn't there like a disease
that's the opposite of scurvy?
Oh my God, I have
reverse scurvy.
I know I have it.
GUY: No.
PAIGE: I think I do.
I don't even know
what scurvy is.
It's, like, a pirate thing.
I'm still worried, you know?
They'll let us
know when it's okay.
We'll check every day.
No, not just about that.
You know how you said that
you have all this freedom now
and all this time to just
do whatever we want and,
I don't feel like painting.
Like, not at all.
Give it time.
You will.
You finished off that
whiskey, didn't you?
GUY: Yeah, I'm sorry.
It's funny, I always
thought that paradise
would have an open bar.
I've decided I'm a Manet.
Not Monet, but Manet.
Yeah, I know the difference.
I'm just letting you know
that I know the difference.
Miss smarty pants, MFA painter.
Nobody decides what kind
of artist they're gonna be,
they just paint.
(ZOMBIES GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Hey, beautiful girl,
won't you rock my boat
I'll kiss you up and down
Watch the bubbles
float, yeah
Oooooh
Ooooooh
I wanna be your toy
I'll take you to
the city tonight
And you can hear me sing
On the Miracle tonight
You're such a pretty girl
Wondrous and crazy
I wanna take you out
To the city tonight
And treat you right
Oooooh
Ooooooh
I said I want
to desert house
Won't you let me inside
I wanna take you out, babe
And take you for a ride
Ooooooh
Morning, Fred.
Tough shit, Bill.
Los siento, Seor Gomez
Good morning, lady I don't know.
Good morning, other
dude I don't know.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Hey, honey?
Honey?
Yeah?
GUY: Hey.
For the first time in a
long time, I am taking a bath.
You want company?
No.
You want music?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
All right, I'll
be outside working.
Okay.
(SURF ROCK MUSIC)
Ahhh.
(CANDLE THUDDING)
PAIGE: Guy?
Sorry.
(ZOMBIES GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Ha!
(SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
Oh, come on.
(LOUD BANGING)
(CAR ALARM WAILING)
(LOUD BANGING)
Guy?
(CAR ALARM WAILING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Ah.
(SIGHING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
PAIGE: Guy?
Oh, hey.
I heard loud noises.
Yeah, it was
probably just, uh,
probably just stuff
falling off of stuff.
Yeah, we're okay.
The fence is tight.
I checked the whole thing.
You want to paint with me?
No.
Wahh.
(LIGHT DANCE MUSIC)
Come to us
Come to us
Carrying secrets
Buried deep
Fell into a dream
Through the years
Shadows in the trees
Play tricks on me
(MAGAZINE RIPPING)
Cloaked like a phantom
In the shade
You'd lie and watch me
Disintegrate
Fell into a dream
So suddenly
Shadows in the trees
Play tricks on me
Hey.
Since you're dressed for it,
how about a date tonight?
Mmm.
Wow, this looks really good.
Oh, thank you.
I made a balsamic
glaze reduction
and I steamed the protein paste
and then I made
some black beans.
GUY: Thank you.
BOTH: Mmm.
Did you forget
the wine glasses?
Are you kidding me?
Guy, oh my gosh.
How did you get that?
Careful, now, don't drop it.
Where did you, you know what?
I don't want to know.
Just open it.
Guy, I don't think we should.
I ran out of pills.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Hey, beautiful girl
Won't you rock my boat
I'll kiss you up and down
I'll watch your
bubbles float
(LAUGHING)
Maria, are you laughing?
Ow!
Ooooh
Hey.
Namaste.
Did you give Maria
that purse you got
for the holiday party?
Yeah, she always
really liked it.
Huh.
You okay?
I'm great.
Did you turn on
the radio today?
No.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
The procedure...
(SIGHING)
(SQUEAKING AND GROWLING)
We can go in the bedroom.
PAIGE: No, it's okay.
(CRYING)
Hey.
It's late, we
should go to sleep.
No.
They're just my boots.
I've been wanting a
pair of boots like that
for so long and now I
can't even order them
and I will never be able
to wear them somewhere.
Don't you have
boots like that?
No.
Those are completely different.
Am I a bitch for
crying about boots?
No.
I am.
I'm a bitch for
crying about boots.
I never wanted to be
one of those girls
and now I am totally
one of those girls.
You don't need boots.
Fuck boots.
Look at these girls.
Look at this one.
She doesn't look happy at all.
She doesn't?
No.
Come on, baby.
Let's go to bed.
Come on.
PAIGE: I love you, Guy.
I love you, too.
(DISTANT GROWLING AND GROANING)
God dammit.
Hey!
It's ready
And, ta-da!
You see what it is?
Look, you just
take an orange out
and the rest of them go
through this little tube.
But, uh, okay
But what does it do?
Well, it does that, but,
the oranges go through
the tube and it pops out.
But that's all?
Well, yeah, that's,
that's what it does.
You said you had an invention.
Well, well yeah.
I mean, it's an invention,
but it's, you know,
it's like a sculpture.
Hm, no it's, good job.
You hate it.
No, it's, it's very creative.
It's very creative?
(ZOMBIES GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(ZOMBIE GRUNTING)
Hey!
Shut up!
(LOUD BANGING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
(DISTANT GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(SIGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
I talked to Jesus
And fell in love
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
(GASPING)
Guy!
(SCATTING)
Baby, you don't
drive that way
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
No.
Stay back, no.
Oh, baby, love
can't come by her
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Stop it.
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Stop!
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Stupid.
Stop it.
(LOUD THUDDING)
(GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
I caught you cheatin'
Na na na na
And now I'm gonna put you
in a hole in the ground
I'm gonna ride
to your funeral
Daddy, in a black Cadillac
Oh yeah, you think you are
Oh baby, but you
can't come back
Now, I'm gonna bump you off
I'll tell you the reason why
You're worth more
dead to me, daddy
Than you is alive
I'm gonna ride
to your funeral
Hey.
Hey!
What?
I just killed one.
I just killed one outside.
I used him to plug
the hole in the fence.
What were you doing outside?
Guy, did you signal them?
When they fly over outside,
do you signal them?
Yes, of course I do.
PAIGE: Were you
ever gonna tell me?
GUY: It's too late.
You don't know that.
Baby, there are 50
blocks of walking corpses
between us and them.
This is real.
We don't even know if
that place is still safe.
This is safe.
Jesus fucking Christ, Guy.
This is like winning the fucking
lottery for you, isn't it?
(HEAVY BREATHING)
You promised me you
wouldn't go outside alone.
And you said you'd wear pants!
Make up your mind.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
This is a fucking signal.
When it's dark.
Shut up!
I don't want you out here.
Well, I have this.
They can't, they're
not gonna see you.
You're gonna, you're gonna
wear out the batteries.
Right, I hear we have like
20 pounds of nine volts.
It doesn't take nine volts.
I know that!
GUY: And they're expired.
I'm going out back.
Don't follow me.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC)
(WATER RUNNING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(FLASHLIGHT THUDDING)
Sorry.
It's good.
I know.
You're not a Manet.
I know.
I'm still mad at you.
I know.
I didn't hear a single
chopper last night.
I'm sorry.
I think I want to
create an entire series
based on this first piece,
like your second year project,
and I want to name it after you.
Would you like that?
Sure.
Hey, are we okay?
We're great.
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
(OMINOUS ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
(WATER SPUTTERING)
Guy!
There's no more water?
There's no more gas
either, but it's fine.
We've got the water in the
tank, and we've got electricity.
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
(SIGHING)
PAIGE: Ugh.
(DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC)
Hey, what're you doing?
Oh, just looking at pictures.
Come see, I fixed it.
Okay.
See?
(BLENDER WHIRRING)
Right?
It was for my hard drive.
We have, like, at
least 10 hours,
so we just turn it
on when we need it.
Okay.
10 hours.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Local
authorities have attempted
to assert control
of the situation
with sweep and clear
teams working their way
through the neighborhood.
Wait, what was that?
It just keeps repeating
over and over again.
We get it.
Well you don't know that,
maybe that was gonna
be something different.
Turn it back on.
I don't want to.
Guy.
What?
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(LOUD CRASHING)
It's gone.
Look, I know it's gonna be
harder for us to stay, but...
Nothing's changed.
They'll find us.
I don't want to fight anymore.
Me neither.
(OMINOUS PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(CREAKING)
(LIGHT PIANO MUSIC)
(GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING)
What's gonna happen to me
I don't know
Let's see
Guess I'll just go
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Once
again, in order to aid
sweep and clear teams in
your area, place red, yellow
or white fabric
outside the front door,
low to the ground and
visible from above.
Heartache reigns
Amongst other things,
heartache reigns
Amongst other things
I'll fight with misery
And face hurt and things
That heartbreak
always brings
What's gonna happen to me
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(OMINOUS ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
RADIO ANNOUNCER: And we're
here with the Ruiz family,
who were barricaded
on the top floor
of the building before a
sweep and clear rescue.
How are you?
MAN: We are so
lucky and so blessed.
PREACHING MAN: It's
every man, woman and child
for themselves out there,
and his world needs
that now more than ever.
He commands it.
He condones it, because if
the world shall ever come back
to us, if the world shall
ever be whole again,
if the world shall be repopulated
and civilization reborn,
then love must be the answer.
Love must find a way.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Do
not enter Metro stations,
sewers or utility
tunnels for safety.
Most have been overrun
with the infection.
If you are living in less infected
areas and feel it is safe
to run, please, make your
way to bunkers marked
with the bright green dot.
They contain food,
water and weapons.
The search for patient
zero as the CDC
is growing desperate in its
attempt to contain the outrage.
Locally, the LA county sheriff's
department has become...
(RADIO SHORTING OUT)
(SIGHING)
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(SNIFFING)
(CLATTERING AND CREAKING)
(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
(PHONE CHIMING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Hey, beautiful girl,
won't you rock my boat
I'll kiss you up and down
Watch your bubbles
float, yeah
Ooooh
Oooooh
I wanna be your toy
Guy.
Oh, God, what is that?
It looks like the sewage
came up to say good morning.
Hey, how long you been up?
Did you eat?
Ick!
Guy, gross.
It's an honest
question, did you eat?
There's poop everywhere!
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
MAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
Inside your house
until it is cleared.
The authorities, directions
from the authorities
Stay inside your house!
Jesus.
Wait!
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Wait?
(GRUNTING)
Paige.
Paige!
(DOOR SLAMMING)
What's going on?
Where are they?
Did you get messages?
Yes, I got a whole
bunch of text messages.
Where did you put them?
What did they say?
To send in our address.
Did you?
Yes, of course I did,
and then my phone died.
GUY: What are you doing?
Where did you put...
Oh, Jesus.
What did you do?
We had an agreement.
I gave them our address, Guy.
This is over.
Not until we have to go.
This isn't paradise!
Okay, well, you know what?
Then leave.
Where will we go?
We don't even know
what's out there.
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
Look, we can wait a few hours.
No!
Not another minute!
(GRUNTING)
You can't make me stay here.
Jesus Christ, wait
a minute, stop it!
Paige, wait a minute, stop it!
No.
Right now!
Shhh, stop making
so much noise!
Stop it.
Okay?
Chill the fuck out.
(SIGHING)
God.
Be right back.
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
(SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
PAIGE: Fuck it.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(RATTLING)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(YELLING)
(HAMMER THUDDING)
Paige!
Paige!
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
Paige!
There's so many of them,
and they're coming this way.
Let's go.
Come on.
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Where's the sword?
Quiet, okay?
It's right here, look.
(CLATTERING)
(SWORD SCRAPING)
(SUSPENSEFUL ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
Oh no.
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
Close it, close it, close it!
GUY: Go, go go!
What do we do?
The front door!
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
Kill him!
We're gonna shove him outside.
He's not a spider,
Guy, kill him inside!
I'm gonna use
the sword outside!
PAIGE: Guy!
(SCREAMING)
Hit the power!
Flip the power!
Flip the switch!
No, on the thing.
It's on the thing.
The thing!
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
(GARBAGE DISPOSAL CLATTERING)
Okay, now we're leaving.
What?
I just want to point out
that I didn't wuss out.
Oh God, guy, ow!
Aw, shit.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit, oh shit, ow. Guy,
this is really tingling.
It feels really weird.
GUY: I don't know,
okay, I don't know.
Just pour something on it.
(ALCOHOL HISSING)
Ow!
I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
PAIGE: Honey,
did he get you, too?
No, no, he didn't get you.
That's not a bite.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
PAIGE: Okay.
Okay?
PAIGE: Okay.
It's not.
Okay.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Goddamn it!
(GLASS SMASHING)
Guy.
Guy, stop.
Stop!
I'm sorry, I'm so
fucking pissed off!
So am I.
You don't think I'm pissed off?
Of course I do.
Good.
GUY: Great!
- Great!
- Good!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Ow!
Paige.
All right baby, come on.
Try not to move.
Come here
(GRUNTING)
Oh, Guy.
It's burning really bad.
Why is it burning
in my belly so bad?
Guy?
Yeah, baby.
I'm sorry I went back
to graduate school.
That was stupid.
No, no, shut up.
It wasn't fair.
You should've told me
we were in trouble.
I could've helped.
It doesn't matter.
I'm sorry for everything
stupid I ever did.
You are not stupid.
We were all good.
We're all good, baby
I don't feel anything.
They're coming.
They're gonna come for us, okay?
Then they'll gonna be
able to fix you, okay?
Guy?
Yeah.
I'm scared now.
We'll start a
little art colony.
Our own little art colony
and you can teach art classes
with all the other survivors.
I'll gather the supplies.
'Cause whatever's out there,
people are always
gonna need art, right?
They'll crave it.
Hey, come on baby,
stay awake, okay?
Okay.
They're gonna be
here any minute.
Guy, I'm so hot.
I feel so hot.
Baby, you're cold.
It's probably because you
lit all those fucking candles.
I'm gonna put you
on the bed, okay?
No, no, not our bed.
You should stay away
from me now, I think.
No.
I don't want to hurt you.
Let's go, let's go.
PAIGE: No.
GUY: Come on.
You wanna know what's funny?
I wish I could paint.
Baby?
Hey.
I'm sorry I was such a jerk.
Hey.
Baby?
Come on.
You with me?
No.
Oh, no, no, no. No.
(CRYING)
(OMINOUS PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(GROANING)
(CRYING)
Ah.
(SUSPENSEFUL PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(EERIE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
(CRYING)
(LOUD THUDDING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
Hey, beautiful girl,
won't you rock my boat
I'll kiss you up and down
(GROANING)
Ooooh
Oooooh
I wanna be your toy
I'll take you to
the city tonight
And you can watch me sing
On the Miracle tonight
Paige?
You're such a pretty girl
Wondrous and crazy
I wanna take you out
To the city tonight
and treat you right.
(INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, baby.
No!
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(JINGLING)
Oh, yeah, huh?
You want a mint, huh?
Uh-huh.
(GROWLING)
Really?
(GRUNTING)
(POTS CLANGING)
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
Piece of shit.
I'm down here!
(SWORD STABBING)
(GRUNTING)
(HEAVY BREATHING)
(SWORD CHOPPING)
(HEAVING BREATHING)
No.
No, baby.
No, come here.
No, no, no.
(CRYING)
(HELICOPTER CIRCLING)
(LOUD BANGING)
MAN: Clear, clear.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(MOANING)
(GUN FIRING)
WOMAN: Move out.
(OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC)
Calling all you zombies
Wake up and rise tonight
I'm calling all you zombies
Rise up and dance tonight
Huh
I'm calling all you zombies
Wake up and walk tonight
I'm calling all you zombies
Rise up and dance tonight
I'm calling all
you werewolves
You creatures of the night
I'm calling all you vampires
Ha, come out and take a bite
Huh
Grrr
I'm calling all you zombies
The moon is full tonight
I'm calling all you zombies
There are shadows
'hind the light
Oh, the one and all
To be of evil
Bring death and
despair by your sides
I'm calling all you monsters
Wake up and dance tonight
We are the dead,
we are the dying
And we will dance tonight
With all the living
dead together
Come dance for me tonight
Let's dance