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Bigfoot Country (2017)
[intro music playing]
[Paul] All right, you're it. We're live! -Wave! [chuckles] -All right, all right. -[Paul] All right. -Hey daddy, you've seen the battery? Yeah, it's in the box. Let's look guys. Come on! See the broken branches? -Look over there? -What over there? Where? [Paul] What, what? What is it? What, what did you see? What did you see? Come on. It's on two feet. [birds chirping] [Paul] All right. Mark, somewhere here he's left some sort of trail. [cameraman] Say hi, sleeping beauty. [laughs] [man] Come here to find something. [cameraman] All right, there we go. [man] How long have you been sitting there? All right, daylight. [whistling] Can't we go? -[cameraman] Uh... okay. Yeah, I'm in. -[man] Here we go. [cameraman] There we go. Lead the trail, people. Lead the trail! All right. Nothing ever good happened to people who stay on trails. [man] Dead end. -Yeah? -[cameraman] What? Ah, all right, all right. Do you wanna carry it? [cameraman] Dude, what knocked that tree down? [man] The wind? [indistinct chatter] -[cameraman] Oh, Rambo. -[man] Yeah. [birds chirping] [breathing heavily] -[cameraman] Hey, is that water? -It is. -[cameraman] Oh hey, it is water. -It's water. [cameraman] Look, in there. Did you see that? [man] What is that? It's just turned at us. [cameraman] You don't have a gun, all right so let's... Okay, so we either attack it, or we get out of here. -Where are you going? -[man] Let's go back and get our guns. -Shoot it. -[cameraman] Let's get out of here, come on. [man] No,it's not a bear. That's not a bear. [man] Just go, come on! Shit! -[cameraman] Go, go, go! -[man] No no, no, no! Just... [leaves rustling] [growling] Come on girl, baby tell me What you're thinking Don't you like me, won't you Love me for the weekend Your love has got me Sinking, I need a second More thinking I wanna believe That it's not so bad Ooh every feeling That I thought you had I thought, I'd never see A girl like you again -I love this song. So good! -Whoo! I hate this song. Seriously? You hate every song. [mimicking Carly] Seriously? You hate every song. Wow! Mature much? Road trip, baby! Whoo! Hey, you know what happens at the woods, stays in the woods, right? Ew gross, in your dreams. -Oh, shut down buddy. -[Bryce] Whatever guys, her loss. Hey, I'm sure there must be some wildlife out for you Bryce, so... don't you worry. -You're so funny. -Oh, that actually was really funny. Hey Sean, check it out. -Oh God, get off me. -Hey, you were the one getting off. I mean, laying on me. -Wow, she arises. -Hey, the beast arises. Ugh, you're such a dork. -Guys, getting hungry? -[Carly] Yes. Thought there was a sign back there for a bar. -A bar? Out here? -That sounds good to me. I can get myself a nice, tall glass of woodland rape. Really Bryce? It's called a joke. That's when somebody says something that they don't actually mean. [bird twittering] Okay so, we're only a couple miles away from our camp. I think, what we should do is set up, and then we start our hike early in the morning. Sounds good. Question. How does this place stay open? It's just the four of us and... America's most wanted over there. Hey Bryce, that's-- No! He probably heard you. You're an idiot. Whatever guys. Anyways, so let's start on the main trail and then see where we can go from there. No, no, no, no. I came out here for an adventure. We're not doing any main trails. [waitress] Here you guys go. -[Kiera] Thank you. -[waitress] You're welcome. -So, where are you guys headed? -Thank you. Um, we're actually-- we're just, planning on -going up the trail, go for a hike. -Oh wow, that's ballsy. Why? -People have gone missing out there. -[chuckles] Cool. Bryce, that's not cool. If you guy stick to the main trails, you should be fine. -That's not fun. -Well, what can I get you guys? [Sean] You know what? I'll just have a cheeseburger, please. Thank you. Um, I'll do the same please. Thank you. Yeah, you know what? We'll all do cheeseburgers. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that okay with you there, princess? [country music playing] Ah! That's fine, thanks. Okay, you got it. You deserved that one. You're a dick. [Kiera laughing] [music playing] -Can I get you anything else? -Uh no, just the bill please. Thank you. So, it's agreed, right? We stay off the main trail? No, the waitress said no. I think we should listen to her. I'm sorry. Do you do everything waitresses tell you? They're waitresses. Don't do it! -Is he talking to us? -Who else he'd be talking to? Can we help you? You kids have no idea. Okay, thank you crazy woods person. -Bryce! -[Sean] Dude! Go home! Okay, just ignore him. [waitress] Here you guys go. -Thank you. Um, sorry. Mind if I ask you a quick question? -Oh, sure. What's with the crazy guy over there? Oh, he's a regular. Just ignore him. He's a little out there. -Crazy maybe-- -Like a mascot serial killer? No, no. He's harmless. You guys have a great time and be safe. Yeah, thanks. What was that? I don't know but we should leave before he makes us squeal like pigs. -[Carly] Oh my God. -[Kiera] Seriously? [Sean] Unbelievable. [chair scraping] [country rock music playing] Okay, just someone explain to me why there's always some crazy old man -tainting the start of an adventure? -Maybe he wasn't crazy. -[Kiera] He was trying to warn us. -Really Kiera? -Well, maybe. -No, no, no, no. That man was pants on head nutzo. -I guess so. -He was pretty weird looking, I'd say that. -Hey, but we're still gonna have an awesome road trip, right? -Yeah. We are going off trail and exploring parts unknown. Oh my God. -Yeah, I'm down. -Let's do it. Okay, I'm in. All right! Whoo! [music continues playing] [birds chirping] Where's the other tent? Oh, did we forget the third tent? Are you serious? I'm not sleeping with you, gross. Bryce, you didn't actually forget the other tent on purpose, did you? No. You do realize that now I have to sleep with you? Why? 'Cause she's not gonna bunk with you! Well, I guess the girls get their own tent tonight. You're an idiot. Bryce, you really got to work on those tactics. Whatever! [wind howling] [crickets chirping] But the man found himself out of options, so he got out and started to run, but the gorilla was faster and chased him down. It grabbed him by the shoulders, picked him up and looked him dead in the eye and said, "you're it!" -[all laughing] -[Bryce] Yeah? That has to be the worst story I've ever heard. What? That story is a classic, guys. -No, no, no. -[Kiera] Bryce! -[Sean] Unreal. -I feel bad for you. Yeah, don't-- don't get into that profession. -Do you want a beer? -Oh yeah, sure. Thanks. I'll take another beer. -Uh, Carly? -Ah, yes please. So what's next? You guys wanna hear a sweet swift? -No, I'm good. -You're missing out. It's amazing. -Whoop! Thank you. -Thank you. Thank you. Don't forget we start our adventure tomorrow morning. What time are you thinking? -Uh, 6 a.m.? -Wow, that's early. Aw, suck it up, princess! I wasn't complaining. I was just saying, that that is technically early. Well, we still have quite a way to go. So, better get started early, right? Yeah. Did you hear that? [leaves rustling] -Hello? -Bryce, quiet. What? If someone's out there, they already know we're here. Yeah, you realize it's probably an animal, right? -We are in the wild. -And we get even deeper into the woods -sooner than later. -Won't be hearing more than just a branch break, so... Hey, did you bring those bear bangers? No but, I brought something better. -Why did you even ask? -Why do I ask? -[Sean] Yeah. -[Kiera] I know. -My brother's old gun. -Of course you did. Great so, if a bear family attacks us, that's all we have, is that old thing? Yeah. I would be all like, "Hey bears, what's up? Bear, bear, bear!" -Can you not point that over here, thanks. -Sorry. Do you realize you could have still brought the bear bangers, right? Yeah, but you realize it goes bang, don't you? You're an idiot. All right guys, I'm gonna head to bed. -Really? We're just opened the beers. -Yeah, I'll see you. Okay? Good night. Yeah, I think I'll go too. Good night boys. Good night. Oh man, I am so sorry, I cockblocked you. Unbelievable. Good night. [birds chirping] [Bryce snoring] Oh, shit. Dude-- Dude, what the fuck? Dude, get up! Uh. -Did you really not wear a shirt last night? -It's hot in here bro. -Not my fault. -Oh my gosh! That's disgusting. Not gay in the woods though, right? -Shut up. -What? Isn't what that movie was about? You know, you could be sharing a tent with Carly. But, you're not. You're sharing it with me. Not my fault you forgot the third tent. You really wanna go there? -Nope. -That's what I thought. Girls, you up? I'm up. Get out of here. Yeah, we're up. Next time, please bring the tent. Can we wait a second? Just wanna put a little bit of make-up. -I thought you didn't like him. -Who said it was for him? -Oh Carly, you're ridiculous. -Whatever. You know what? Do what you gotta do, I guess. Oh, I will. Look, I'm sorry. I know you probably wanted to share you tent with someone else, -we all know that. -What? You don't know that, come on. Oh come on, like. I'm a woman, I see these things. I could see the way he looks at you. -Shh, he could probably hear us. -Whatever. You know, I could ask him for you. -'Cause he's never gonna have the balls to come and ask-- -No, don't. Don't ask. -Come on! Seriously -No, no, no. I'm totally gonna do it. I'm awesome. Okay, no. He's never-- oh but then I'd have to share a tent with Bryce. Whatever. No, I'm gonna be an awesome best friend and I'm gonna do it for you. -No Carly-- -No, just go with it. Whatever, it's happening, it's happening. -Okay? Okay. I'm ready. -Yeah, me too. Come on, let's go. They're gonna be waiting for us. So, did you and Kiera have fun alone in the tent last night? -Really? -Yeah. -Actually, I was a little bored. -Oh, really? -Okay guys, we can stop anywhere around here. -Finally. All right, let's do it. No, seriously. Let's do it. -Bryce! -Wow. Subtle. [Kiera chuckles] [Kiera] Ready guys? Let's do it. -[Carly] Yeah. -All right, here we go. [Kiera] Okay. -So you're in? -[Sean] All right, guys. Here you go. [Sean] Bryce? [Carly] All right. [Sean] So uh, remember where we are. Don't worry. I'm already on it, guys. Oh, someone's thinking. [Bryce] Yeah. You're just gonna stare at it all day? [Sean] Shut up! You're just gonna leave your car here? Oh you know, boys and their toys. No, no, no, no. You don't understand. This is his baby. I mean he, he makes his park miles away from other human beings. -No one's allowed to touch the car. -Hey! You wanna ride in it again? All right guys, come on. Let's go. Stop fighting, we gotta go. -[Carly] Guys and their cars. -[Kiera] Totally. [music playing] [birds chirping] Oh God, when are we getting off this trail? Well, we can now, if you guys want to. -Sure, let's do it. -Yeah, sure. -Sweet. -Oh, by the way, you gun's sticking out of your pants. I know. I think it looks cool. Badass! Yeah, it looks sexy too. -Okay, whoa, whoa! Sexy? -What, too much? Hey, maybe a little but, then again, you're Carly. [laughing] I thought she hated you. I thought she did too. I guess, you and I aren't sharing the tent, tonight. [music playing] [Sean] Hey, you okay? Yeah, I-- I thought I saw something. -Maybe, you did. -No, no. There was something right there. -Hey! What are you guys doing? -[Kiera] Ssh! Bryce! [rapid footsteps approaching] Kiera, there's nothing there. I swear I saw something right over there. [Bryce] Look, I'm gonna go and take a piss so... Are you sure you're okay? Yeah. Just thought I saw something. [Bryce humming] [urine trickling] [footsteps approaching] [Sean] What's the time? Hey! You all right? Yeah, I mean yeah. I'm good. Good, let's go. [Bryce] Come on, ladies. I'm going for a swim. You're coming with me? Okay. Bye guys. [Carly] Come on, guys! -You want to? -Sure, let's do it. What you waiting for? Coming? Yeah, yeah. [music playing] Okay, you know what? You need to ask her out. [scoffs] No, I don't, I don't know. She likes you. Grow a pair, and get over there and ask her out. -Come on. -All right. -Kiera, can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. -So, when I was a taking a piss-- -Oh, okay. I'm gonna stop you -right there. -No, no. I saw something too. Really? I-- I felt something watching me. -Did you tell Sean? -No, not yet. Oh my God! Whoa! That is a big print. I knew I saw something! This might not be thing you saw. Yeah, but if whatever made that print is what she saw, we're in deep shit. Okay, now this is starting to scare me. -Okay, we have to leave. -No, no. We can't. We're never gonna make it out of here before it gets dark. Look, we're just gonna have to stay here and camp overnight. -Shit! -[Bryce] Whoa! Then I'm getting the gun. [birds chirping] -Hey, maybe it's nothing. -Sean, you're telling me that's nothing? Look at it! You know what guys? I'm starting to think that crazy old man was right. Look, maybe there's just somebody out there, just fucking around with us. -No, Kiera said she saw something and so did Bryce so-- -[Sean] Wait, wait, whoa! -You saw something? -Yeah, I mean maybe. I-- I don't know. Maybe there's a animal out there. Maybe we're just freaking ourselves out over nothing. [wolf howling] -Is that a wolf? -Yeah, sounded like it. You know what? I'm starting to think that we did not think this through. [growling] Guys, what was that? [branches crunching] There is something out there. -I wanna go now. -We can't do that. -I've got a gun. -Bryce, just shut up! [gun shots] -Bryce! -What man? I'm just trying to get us out of here. -We have to get out here. We can't stay here. There's no-- -No, we can't do that! Oh, so what's your plan then? We stand around here and wait to get killed -by whatever the hell that is! -It's better than wandering around out there -in the middle pitch black! -He's right, he's right. -We have to stick together. -Look, I wanna leave too, but we have to at least wait until the sun breaks or something like that and then, and then, in the meantime, -let's all sleep in one tent, okay? -[Bryce] Shit man! [Sean] Hey if it was a bear, then maybe that gunshot scared it away. A bear? Did you not see that footprint. Obviously, it's not a bear, you idiot? -[Bryce] It's not a bear! -I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck this is-- Guys, that's enough! This thing has been following us around since the beginning, okay? Guys, I only have three bullets left and my gun is not gonna kill whatever that is. I'm staying in the tent. Yeah, we should, we should all do that. [Sean] Come on, let's go. [wind howling] -[Carly] Is anybody sleeping? -No. -No. -No. It's pretty quiet out here. Yeah, it's too quiet. -I got to take a piss. -[Kiera] Now? -I'll take the gun. -Can't you just piss out the door? -Are you serious? -It's better we stick together. Well, okay. Whoa, watch it! Bryce, just hurry up! [Bryce] Can't rush perfection, man. -[Carly] Ow, really? -[Bryce] I'm just, I'm just, give me a minute. Ow! Are you going? I can't do it. Bryce, just do it. Hurry up. Nope, I gotta go outside. Guys, don't worry. -Ow! -I got the gun. [owl hooting] It's actually kind of quiet out here. Just hurry up, man. [urine trickling] Bryce? Hey, Bryce? Bryce! Answer us. Bryce? You all right? [Bryce screams] You're a fucking asshole. You know that? -What the hell? -Not cool, man. Ah, calm down guys. It's quiet out here. [Bryce] Peaceful. I think my gunshot actually did scare away whatever it was off. Well, I hope so. Just get in the tent. [thud] Did you guys hear that? [Sean] Get in here. [footsteps approaching] [leaves rustling] [growling] Hey guys, there's something out here. I can feel it... staring at me. [creature snarls] Bryce, just get in the tent. -[creature growls] -[branches crunching] Oh shit! [Bryce screams] -Shut it, shut it! -I'm trying! I'm trying. It ran right at me. What was it? I don't know but it's really big. -We're just sitting ducks in here, guys. -Shh. [Sean] Close the light. [creature growls] It's here. [growls] [creature stomping] [stomping continues] Cover your ears. [creature snarls] [creature growls] It's gone. -No, it's not gone. -Oh my God. We, we, we just need to calm down and we need to think about this. Shit. I shot it. Well, if you didn't kill it, you pissed it off! [creature stomps] [creature growls] What did I just say? You pissed it off! I've only got two bullets left. What are we supposed to do? Just sit here and wait till it comes back. We have to. I mean, it hasn't attacked us yet. -So, is it a bear? -[Sean] I don't know. No, it's not a bear. It's walking around on two legs. What is it then? Hey quiet, quiet. [branches crunching] [growls] Oh my God! Let's get out of here. Out of the tent, out of the it! [panting] [whispers] Come on. [grunts] Get up. Sean? Kiera? Kiera? Sean? Where are you guys? Shit. Carly? Sean? [creature growls] Shit, shit. Where are you guys? [creature growls] [groans] [birds chirping] Sean? Carly? Ah. [music playing] [Bryce screaming] Bryce? Bryce! [Sean] Bryce. [Bryce groans] Ah, somebody, somebody help! -Somebody-- Sean, help me! Sean you need to help me. -Shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up, shut up! He might still be here. Okay, my leg, my leg. Is it okay? I can't feel it. -Sean, help me. Just get off the log. -Shut up just be quite. Shut up. -Just stay quiet. Give me a sec. One more shot. -Do it, do it. Okay on three. One, two, three. -[Sean grunts] -[Bryce groans] -Sean! Help me. You've got to help me. -You gotta try with me, man. You gotta pull with me otherwise, I can't get this out, Okay? Come on. On three. One, two, three! [Sean grunts] [Bryce sobs] We're gonna die. We're gonna die. It's gonna kill us all. No, if he wanted to do that, he would've done it by now. -Look what it's done. -Yeah but you shot it! You pissed it off! He threw a tree, from the ground! Listen to me, I... -I got to go. -What? -I got to find the girls. -Sean no. No no no. Listen to me, Bryce. I have to go find the girls. You know that I have to go find them. -Please don't go, please don't go. -Listen to me, look at me! I promise, okay? I promise, I'll be right back. -I'll be right back. -Sean! Sean! Sean! [music playing] -Kiera, Kiera! -Oh my God, Carly! Where's Sean? I don't know. -We have to go. -No, I can't, I can't. I'm too scared. I can't -I'm so scared. -Hey, I'm scared too, I'm scared too. -I think I'm gonna die. -Don't talk like that. -Okay? We need to go to him, he sounds hurt. Come on. -What do you think it is? I don't know. I don't know but... it wants us gone. -Why don't we just go? -We can't just leave, okay? Sean has the keys. We can't leave them here. Leave us alone! -[creature growls] -Don't move! I don't think he's dead. I think he's coming for us. I feel him watching us. Oh my God! Oh my God. I can see it looking right at me. [Carly] I can see it looking right at me. [thud] [Carly] Shit! It just ran into the trees. -Shh, shh. -Oh my God! I can see him. Okay. We need to go and we need to find Sean. We need to Bryce and we need to get out of here, okay? Do you hear me? Okay, you're gonna take my hand and we're gonna go. Okay, okay. Come on! Come on! Okay Bryce, you can do this. You can do this, Bryce. [grunts] God! [creature stomps] -[stomping continues] -[leaves rustling] [creature snarls] [stomps] [creature growls] I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die. Damn, this son of a bitch log. [Sean] Hey Carly. Oh my God! What the... What did I just do? Oh God! No, that can't be good. Guys! What the hell? What did I just do? Carly... -I killed her. -What the hell! We gotta go. We gotta go right now! Carly. We can't just leave her here. It's all right, it's all right. Look at me. Look at me. It's okay It was an accident. It was an accident, okay? It'll be okay. We are gonna go and find Bryce, we gotta get out of here. Okay? Hang in there with me, okay? I need you to be in here with me, okay? Come on! Come on! Come. [Kiera sobs] Sean? Oh my God, Sean! Jesus. Ah, I thought you guys left. Hi. Why are you covered in blood? Where's Carly? -She's gone, man. -What? What do you mean she's gone. -We gotta get you out of here. -No, no, no, no. Kiera, where is Carly? -Oh my God, that thing got her, didn't it? -No. [Bryce] Well then, what happened to her? -I killed her. -What? It was an accident. I didn't mean it. Oh my God. -Kiera, I need you to help me. -I can't Sean. Come on, Kiera. Stay with me, stay with me. Babe, stay with me. Look at me. Look at me. Kiera, look at me. Kiera, I need your help. Come on! Bryce, you gotta lift with us too, buddy. Or this is gonna be too hard. Come on, everybody on three. One, two, three! -[Kiera grunts] -[Sean groans] -[Bryce groans] -[Sean] It won't move. Sean, you can't. You can't leave me here, man. No we won't. Be quiet. [stomps] [Bryce] No, no, no. -[Sean] Get behind the log! -[Kiera] Okay, okay. [branches crunching] [creature stomping] [shrieks] [stomping continues] It's gone, guys. Guys, it's gone. [Sean] Okay. Come one -Okay -It's gone. -Okay, come on. We gotta get going right now. -[Kiera] Okay. We're gonna walk straight through the forest and find a way out, okay? -Come on. -What about Bryce? Okay, we gotta leave him. -Okay? No, no, no. We have-- -We can't leave him. We have to leave him and we have to find some help and bring them back to him, -okay? Come on. -He's right. [birds chirping] You guys gotta go. Just... give me the gun. It's only got one shot man. That's all I need, man. I'm not gonna let this thing eat me alive. No. No, no, no. You can't. What do you mean, man? I'm gonna bleed to death before you get help. No! There's gotta be another way. Give me the gun, Sean. There's gotta be another way. You guys gotta go. I gotta go too. Come on, Sean. Come on, Sean. Come on. -Give me the gun. -I can't do it. [Bryce] Sean. Give me the gun... and go. [Sean sobs] I love you guys! Go, go! Go! -No. -We gotta go. We gotta go. Okay! I'm here, you furry son of a bitch. [thuds] [creature growls] You know what? Fuck you! We gotta go. [music playing] [Kiera groans] My hand. -Come on, we gotta keep going. -I can't. -I can't keep going. -We gotta go, we gotta go. It's all right. Just hold onto my hand. Ready? One, two, three. Oh my God! They're both dead, Sean. I killed Carly. Look at me! Look... it was an accident, okay? You didn't mean to do it. Okay? It's okay. It's okay. What are those things? I think we just met Bigfoot. -[Kiera] I can't. -[Sean] No, no, no. You gotta get up. [Kiera sobs] Sean, I can't. I need water. No, no, no, no. We're so close. I think it's just a... -It's a... -We're lost. Yeah. I think... Oh my God! Oh my God! -Oh my God! -Come on here. No, no, come let's this way. [Bigfoot growls] Come on. Go, go, go, go. [Bigfoot growls] [branches crunching] [Bigfoot stomps] [Bigfoot snarls] I see the road. I think it's a road. -All right, you're safe. Okay? I'll be right back here. Okay. -Okay. [car engine revving] [Bigfoot growls] Sean! No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What have I done? [Guy] Oh, Jesus Christ. No. [Guy] Oh Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus. Come on, come on. Oh, my God! Hey lady? Are you okay? Are you okay? [music playing] [hospital monitor beeping] [door creaks] [thuds] [Bigfoot growls] [Bigfoot stomps] |
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