Route 3, Hong Kong.
Boss. On my way back.
Work! Work, horsey!
Crap. Hold on there. Damn it!
Hold on there, Terminator! Go!
Come on!
Damn it!
Crap!
Help. Call... an ambulance.
Holy cow! Is this the
freaking Terminator?
God damn!
There're persuers!
He Ying, accept the
imperial decree.
I have been upright and
honest all my life.
How would I do that?
India, 1621 A.D.
(1ST YEAR OF THE TIANQI REIGN)
Golden Wheel of Time is a
sacred object from Borneo.
A Sindhu epic Ramayana says...
5,000 years ago, Borneo Prince Raju
left his country to fight with devils.
Before leaving, he
promised Princess Same...
to come back safely when
the five stars aligned.
But the war went on and on
and Raju missed the day,
Sama thought Raju was
dead and killed herself.
Raju knew the god Shiva loved
rainbow Datura flowers,
he then took good care of the
plant and Shiva was touched.
Shiva gave him "Golden
Wheel of Time",
a time travel tool,
so that he could go back in time
and stop Sama from
killing herself.
Golden Wheel of Time has been
passed down among human ever since.
Golden Wheel takes
person back to
the time when the
five stars aligned.
The five stars aligning
connects the past with future.
Turn Golden Wheel thrice
and it will self-destruct.
The tool works for
three times only,
rumor has it someone apart
from Raju has used it once.
Thus, please advise
the Ming Emperor...
to use the last shot wisely.
What is it?
It's called Linga in Sanskrit...
believed to be Shiva's penis.
Enormous penis?
To activate Golden Wheel,
you need to insert Linga...
and recite the secret mantra.
Ian Kwai Fong, Hong
Kong, midnight.
Ox-head! Horse-face!
You bastards!
Tell Death God that
it's not my time yet!
You want to lock me away?
Not that easy, Horse-face!
What's your problem? I'm
just eating my noodles.
May, don't go over!
Don't bother him.
Yeah.
Royal bodyguard!
Wing Lee Street,
Sheung Wan, midnight.
(INDIAN)
Come on man, hurry up!
(INDIAN) I'm on it right now,
why don't you do it yourself?
(INDIAN)
I'm the boss,
just do what I said.
Yo, curry chicken! It's good.
Milk tea, drink up!
Stop running!
Drop those manhole covers!
Run!
Officers under attack!
Why are people nowadays so weak?
Have martial art skills
failed to be handed down?
Give me back my curry chicken!
Freeze!
Freeze!
This gun is powerful!
I've been waiting
for you, Niehu.
Where've you been all this time?
I'm starving.
These are some serious boobies.
Hey, I haven't read it yet!
Let me read first.
Your turn first again?
You should give
precedence to the young.
How about He Ying?
Let's track him down tomorrow.
Wow! This one is even better!
She's pantless!
Help!
Help!
Hey, this way. Take
a seat over there.
Mr. Bodyguard!
I just bought you noodles.
Now I buy you a drink.
All drinks on me tonight!
Awesome! Thanks!
Hey hero!
It's so cool you kicked that guy's ass.
Isn't it?
That jerk never pays for his drinks.
He deserves it.
Bro...
Later!
Hey...
People here are so licentious,
they ought to be
drowned to death.
Excuse me, where are we now?
Ian Kwai Fong.
What year is it then?
Who's the Emperor?
Why must you ask?
There's no emperor now.
It's 2013.
Let me tell you...
You said you're from
Ming dynasty...
After Ming dynasty,
there were...
Ming Dynasty has fallen?
And I've slept for 400 years?
Young emperor never worked
hard and corruption abounded.
Heavy taxes. Brutal oppression.
It's just a matter of time before
rebels subvert the government.
The late emperor had
been kind to me
I failed to protect my country.
I pledge guilty.
I failed to protect my country.
Guilty as hell.
Shau Kei Wan, early morning.
This well water tastes
salty and stinky.
Wake up. A thief broke in!
Wake up!
He looks kind of familiar.
Breakfast delivery! What
are you guys doing there?
Look up! Up there!
Ying? Why are you up there?
Ying, stop it!
I'm not the fat guy
you talked about!
Damn you!
India-China Border, 1621 A.D.
Winter (1ST YEAR OF TIANQI REIGN)
He Ying, accept the
imperial decree.
Hold it! Let's make this clear.
He Ying, you conspired with Japanese
pirates. How could you let us down?
When did I conspire
with Japanese pirates?
You taught me sword fighting.
Now I return the favour.
What are you doing?
Ying, our brotherhood
ends here and now!
Ying, you can't oppose
to the Emperor's order.
I hate people colluding
with Japanese pirates.
He Ying, accept the
imperial decree.
By the mandate of heaven,
this Emperor decree hereby.
He Ying, fourth-rank General of Royal
Bodyguards, failed my expectations...
and conspired with
Japanese pirates...
killing 76 lives in the minister
of justice, Master Du's family,
by extremely brutal means.
Now I strip him of power and office.
He will be handed for interrogation.
Anyone who resists this
order will be killed.
Hitherto, by the
Emperor himself.
I have been upright and honest all my life.
How would I do that?
You speak up!
It's you who forced me to conspire
with the Japanese pirates.
Damn you! You are clearly
framing me for treason!
I have to meet his majesty and
clear myself of the accusations.
Treason gets all your close and
extended family members executed.
His majesty is
sending a squad of
elite soldiers to Taoyuan
Village for execution.
Hahahau.
Hahahau.
The late Emperor in heaven...
I, He Ying, can never let
innocent people be killed.
Forgive me for my disrespect.
That's how the they
got buried in snow.
Did I miss anything? Ying?
Like in "Back to the Future?"
Chubby!
Call me Slander.
Mr. Slander, I was a bit
confused just now...
and used more violence
than needed...
You're forgiven.
Liu Bang!
I'll call Liu Bang for you.
He sure can help.
I'll call his son Liu Bei.
Who should I call then?
Call Andy Lau.
Girls, are you leaving me?
Are you leaving just like that?
He's so pathetic...
and you can't use up all
this space yourself,
why don't you let him stay?
What's wrong with you?
Did he crush your brain?
He's a guy. How can
I let him stay?
Mr. Slander.
I sincerely thank you
for your hospitality,
but it's getting late and
I don't want to
take up your time.
Miss May, I'll forever remember
your kindness for
the lovely meal.
Farewell.
Ying, you're leaving
just like that?
How can you go out in that look?
What look?
Your appearance of course.
Causeway Bay, afternoon.
Are you missing a
mirror at home?
Stupid extras.
Go to the TV station and ask
for Oprah if you want a job.
Hmm.
Young man, give me a minute
to discuss with you.
What do you want?
You bastards!
I must learn martial art!
Boss, you want to date a
martial artist this time?
Damn!
North Point, afternoon.
They bid up the price 50 times
on that stupid dog head.
I'm a rich man!
12 million Euros.
Transfer HK$48 million to Mr.
Tang's account immediately.
Got it.
Having a good partner is
everything in running a business.
Ever since I worked with you,
I don't worry about a thing.
By the way, let me ask you.
Those three frozen
corpses last time...
They were alive, right?
Yes, they were!
Kim the North Korean
wouldn't spend
a fortune on them
if they weren't.
He's so obsessed with
staying alive forever.
But how did you know?
The driver can't
keep his mouth shut.
He told you, right?
He only told me
after the accident.
Not only did he tell you, but his
girlfriend as well after drunk!
Ask him. How many
people knew about it?
Ask!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You said it right. Having a good partner
is everything in doing business.
So that I don't worry
about a thing.
Your own problem.
Solve it yourself.
Clean it up after him.
A gift for you.
Thanks Boss.
Chan, Elderly Home Director.
Hey May, you're
looking hot tonight.
You got a light?
You shouldn't have done that.
Hey! Youu.
Miss May, you don't
have to thank me.
I've accepted your
meal and I'm grateful.
Last night you said
you've been harassed,
that's why I came to
teach them a lesson.
What the heck do you think
you're doing out here?
Eh... Hi Boss, eh...
I don't know him.
Hey you! Why did
you beat them up?
I only strike their acupoints.
Look. They're fine.
Is he your friend?
He's not my friend!
No matter what, you two are
coming with me to settle this.
I don't want everybody to
see us fighting out here.
What did this foreigner
scold on about?
Negotiation! Come on.
Don't hit people anymore.
Your boyfriend beat
up the bouncers.
That'll make trouble and
it's not good for business.
You have to pay them
to settle this.
What did she want?
Money! Idiot!
What's "idiot?"
Hush and let me handle it.
He's your problem, deal with it.
You can calm down a little bit.
Calm? Calm the heck!
You foreign pig! Cursing
others right from the start.
So disrespectful!
You manage your staff poorly and
let them bully a decent woman,
and dare ask for compensation?
I'll pay fOI' You-
I pay for her.
Really? You're so generous!
Is this enough?
What's this? You joking?
You haven't seen it before?
Okay. How about this?
You must've seen gold before.
Sir, here's your cash.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
I'll pass this to my boss.
And these are for you.
Keep it safe. There are many
bad people in Hong Kong.
Don't flash the dough.
You gave me all this and
leaving yourself penniless?
No, I still got plenty.
Plenty?
Look. Don't worry.
How much have you got?
Let's sell it all at once.
There are many bad people in Hong Kong.
Don't flash it.
Excuse me. I want these two
ingots in cash please.
Stupid!
Just one moment please.
Sir, may I have the pleasure to
take a look at your Jade pendant?
If the accrued 3 months payment
is not settled by tomorrow,
we'd need your mother to vacate
our elderly home immediately.
This ancient Jade
is gorgeous and
the craftsmanship is exquisite.
It's artisan jewelry
of Ming Dynasty.
It's an honour to have seen it.
Why don't you sell it as well?
How much will you pay for it?
Miss, you must be
kidding, right?
How can shops like us afford it?
Maybe Sotheby will
sell it for you.
This Jade pendant is worth at
least tens of millions dollars.
Tens of millions?
To be honest,
this Jade pendant was given
to me by the late Emperor,
I'm not selling it for anything.
Here's your cash, sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
So long.
Miss May, is there any
hotel around here?
Why are you staying in a hotel?
You're treating me like a stranger!
We're friends and you
should stay with me.
Well, I accept then. I'm
afraid you wouldn't offer.
Bring me some food.
Make it quick.
(INDIAN) Go prepare
some curry dishes.
Sao, these western
weapons are so powerful,
we must fire before
our enemy does.
Or else, even with our
strength and agility,
we can't dodge it if shot
from within 3 meters away.
What do you say?
Let's use it on Ying.
Boss.
The curry... chicken
spaghetti here is not bad.
It's spaghetti chicken curry.
Spaghetti chicken curry?
Yes yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah!
Ask all our people
to find this man.
(INDIAN) Everybody,
come with me.
We must find this man.
You'd sleep here from now on.
Hong Kong has little land but many people.
Floor space is very expensive.
I'll charge you a special
rate of HK$5,000 a night.
That's fine.
I slept outdoors in the army.
Now I have a roof over my head,
I'm eternally grateful.
It's good that you make do with it.
Let me tell you.
That's my room and
you can't go in.
Of course.
But feel free to use
all other spaces.
Watch TV or a movie if you want.
Just let me know if you
need anything else.
I know you need money.
But don't go too far.
Don't scam him because he's
from Ming Dynasty, okay?
That's not your business.
All you have to do is to
stay here for the night.
Who knows what he'd do at night.
Keep an eye on him.
See? Don't even look
away for one second.
It must be a modern
musical instrument.
It sounds quite... dreamy.
It is cutting-edge technology.
An electronic keyboard.
Miss May, so you like playing
musical instruments?
But now it's just
here for decoration.
I didn't put much effort when I was young.
Now that I'm old,
I can't even move my fingers swiftly.
I guess I'll give up.
I believe that, anyone
can do anything
with insistence and faith.
Ying, you said a truck
overturned and brought you here.
I sought through all sources, but
I don't find this piece of news.
News is...
Yes?
Information from our government.
What's this?
A tablet.
Just swipe it with your finger.
You can almost find anything.
What the heck.
A small piece of metal that
tells the past and future,
so much stronger than our
encyclopedia in Ming Dynasty.
Can you find the clues
for me with it?
Absolutely.
There is no entry on
Tao Yuan Village.
Let's search "Golden
Wheel of Time".
Ying can go back to Ming
Dynasty if we find it.
600d idea.
Miss May, quick.
Qkay...
Nothing on Golden
Wheel of Time either.
I guess Golden Wheel of Time was
buried in snow just like me.
How about...
searching your name?
Sure.
How could they write such a thing?
It's all nonsense.
Those bastards!
Hey. Come and read.
He Ying colluded with
Japanese pirates
in the 2nd year of
the Tianqi Reign.
His close and extended family members
were executed by the Emperor.
The official historians
commented him
as the most treacherous
official of Tianqi Reign.
What should we do?
In Wind-Wave pavilion;
Yue Fei was framed.
Azalea wept in bloody tears; Sorrows
lingered on for thousand years.
How ridiculous!
I hope he's alright.
Find a blacksmith and make this.
Understand?
Okay.
Sao, actually... could the
murderer be someone else?
Impossible.
There were only the
four of us at Du's.
Chubby admitted his crime.
The evidence was crystal clear.
There's nothing to discuss.
Master Du, you invited
us here tonight.
Is there something
you want to discuss?
I got secret intelligence and
seized a bunch of letters
written to the Japanese pirates.
There must be a spy in the army,
selling out our intelligence
to the Japanese pirates.
If I find out who he is,
I must tear him to bits!
I hate Japanese!
Letters were not signed. But
we can find out who he is...
if we compare the handwriting.
Officers, General He, salute.
How was it? Tell us.
The money and food you
ordered will be sent to...
Taoyuan Village tomorrow.
Good. Well done.
76 lives of Mr. Du's family
were killed that night,
and He Ying left the
Capital the next morning.
And the letters were
nowhere to be found.
That's some evidence, huh?
He Ying,
I won't let you off the hook!
Where's my spaghetti
chicken curry?
Ms Kwok, we're so busy here.
You don't answer calls or return messages.
Your cheques were bounced.
It's very impolite.
I'm terribly sorry...
I know you care for your mum.
But you should do it
within your means.
If you need it, apply
for social security.
Of course the homes
won't be of this class.
The fourth wife of Mr. Ho came and
asked if she could send him here.
I couldn't even
squeeze her a room.
Director, please give
me one more chance.
This will be the last time.
That's it.
Thank you!
Mum, you look gorgeous today.
It gets cold these couple days.
Do you feel cold?
Let me know if you do.
I made your favourite
fish congee.
You always made me fish
congee when I was little,
now it's your turn to try mine.
Watch out. It's hot. Ah...
Open up! Ah...
Once more.
That's great!
You raised me up
all by yourself.
Taoyuan Village, 1621 A.D.
(1ST YEAR OF THE TIANQI REIGN)
Doing needle work every
night which blinded you.
You won't come with me to the
Capital even I begged you to.
I don't know what else to say.
Silly!
All villagers and I
will be proud of you
when you set for glorious
homecoming in the future.
Let go of my mum! Let her go!
Uncle Seven, why did you hit me?
What? I didn't.
Mum, you're talking!
What happened?
Your mother suffered from Yin-Yang
imbalance and crooked meridians.
That's why she's unconscious.
I just cleared the blockage in
energy and blood flow for her.
She'd feel even better if I do
it to her a few more times.
Thank you so much, please
do that again some times.
Will do.
Mum, remember me? It's May.
No, I don't. I just remember
Uncle Seven stole my pig.
Mother.
In the name of
heaven and the moon,
I, He Ying, swear by my
sword, despite all hardship,
I must return to
the Ming Empire...
to protect Taoyuan Village...
and save my relatives
from being massacred.
Breaking my vow, I must die
with a million wounds,
without a proper grave.
My Damascus knife and
my Cuban cigars!
Qkay...
I was deeply moved by your pledge
to save the villagers just now,
so I'll only charge you
HK$20,000 for that.
For your understanding, I
express my deepest gratitude.
We'll start investigation first
thing in the morning, okay?
Okay.
International Commerce
Centre, noon.
Eat slowly. Take you time.
What did you see that night?
I saw that guy pee, long range.
Not just ordinarily long
range, but very freaking long.
He flew high. Not just ordinarily
high, but very freaking high.
From this moment on,
you've seen nothing.
If that guy shows up,
give him a call.
Qkay...
Don't be wasteful. Finish
all food before you go.
The Divine Monk said, General He was
destined to have major mishaps.
What kind of mishaps?
You'd live and die,
and live again.
In 7 days, the five
stars will align.
Your life will see
major changes.
That means it'll
happen very soon.
No. It takes a long long time.
Here are the 7 Datura seeds
that were passed down...
with the Golden Wheel of Time.
The Divine Monk decides
to let you have them.
They are brought to you by fate.
Someone will move Mount Xumi...
with his small but strong will.
When that person successfully
grows Datura flowers,
miracles will happen to you.
A cause is the effect.
An effect is the cause.
You sow the seeds,
You reap the fruit.
Whether it's cause or effect,
it all depends on your Karma.
Seeds from 5,400 years
ago, do they still sprout?
Come on...
May. How come you didn't
show up for so long?
Mum, you recognise me?
You think I'm crazy or something? How
can I not recognise my daughter?
Uncle Seven, your Jade
pendant is so pretty.
When I die, will you let
it be buried with me?
Well, you'll live long and I'm afraid
that won't happen any time soon.
The Divine Monk told me I
must experience 7 mishaps.
I've experienced...
life and death.
There must be a reason
for me to be here.
I need to know what
fruit I'd reap.
I believe the seeds...
will sprout very soon.
How do you know?
You told me, miracles happen...
as long as you insist.
Sai Yeung Choi St.
Mongkok, night.
Delicious! This curry
chicken is really good.
Chicken?
Chicken.
Curry what?
Curry fish ball.
Curry fish ball.
Curry... Curry fish ball.
Whatever.
Curry... Curry fish ball.
Are we anywhere near
the brothel yet?
You seem so horny.
You won't understand how it feel not
having make love for 400 years.
Let's warm up by talking
with the girls first.
You can do whatever you
want in the room later.
The girls here... do they
play music and dance?
Not music. But they
know how to blow.
I bring your favorites...
Tina and Vincy.
Hi.
Excuse Me, do you have
girls with paler,
smoother skin?
Of course I do. I'll
go look for you.
You come here. And
look for more.
Come sit over here.
Bosses, they are pale and
smooth enough, right?
Xixi and Wenwen,
say hi to the bosses.
Hi bosses!
They are pale and
smooth, but I want...
their waist to be... less
wide, ...more skinny.
Sure, I'll go and look.
Hey come over. This one is hot.
Xixi, go.
How are you, boss?
I'm Xixi.
Bosses, I bring you
the most wanted girls in store.
This is Ada, and this is Ching.
Not bad.
Hello.
Hello.
(JAPANESE) Good Evening, I'm
Ching, Nice to Meet You.
Japanese frail! It's time to pay
back what you owe our nation!
I hate Japanese!
Sao! Stop it!
You Japanese frail!
Calm down, Sao.
You crazy! I'm Chinese!
I'm not doing business with you!
By the way, what about Sora Am'?
She belongs to the world.
Are you ready? Okay.
Five. Five. Ten. Twenty.
Let me play with you.
Alright, you gotta have
some more to drink.
Yeah.
You're wasted.
Let me.
Hong Kong Police
Headquater, afternoon.
We're trying this new
face recognition system
developed by NASA.
CIA is also using it.
It's very expensive and
we haven't got the budget approved
by Finance Committee yet.
The system divides a
person's face, features,
proportion into 147 sets
of data for analysis.
It's connected with the
Cisco super computer.
We can track and monitor
all close-circuit cameras
owned by the government,
and the cameras on the
walkie-talkie of all constables.
A match of 80% or above means it's
very likely to be the same person.
The system will instantly find
out the location of the target.
Good morning, sir!
Sir!
Find these three guys for me.
Sir, the system is for those
on Police wanted list only.
How did you know
they're not wanted?
Can't they be wanted even
if they're not on the list?
You have to know all
internal intelligence?
Should I report to
you from now on?
These guys killed our
officers in Sheung Wan.
It's a major loss of
face for the police.
We have to play it down. Okay?
Understood. Input
the info at once.
Yes, Sir.
I don't want to stay here.
I'm just waiting to die.
I'm not sick anymore.
I remember you.
You're Uncle Seven. You're May.
Mum, be a good girl.
You haven't fully recovered.
Stay here, okay?
I'm fine. You don't have
to take care of me.
There's someone dying here every day.
It's a haunted place.
It's a haunted place. I close my
eyes and I can't fall asleep.
Oh.
What now?
What now?
Let's see how you behave.
If you stay here
being a good girl,
so that May doesn't have to
worry, I'll give it to you
when you get better.
Uncle Seven, you can't lie
to an old woman like me!
I'll keep my promise. I'm a royal
bodyguard from Ming Dynasty.
Mum, Uncle Seven won't lie.
Really?
Of course.
Okay, let's go back to my room.
Uncle Seven, when I have
my vacation next week,
I want you to make
lamb dumplings.
What ever you like.
So happy. I want lamb dumplings.
Be good!
Tolo Harbour Highway, night.
Mister, your home
address please.
Don't bother me. Get lost.
Station, it's 5007, over.
What is it?
Sir, target seen on
Castle Peak Road,
near Lingnan and
Fu Tei sections.
Tung Chung golf course, morning.
Professor Wong.
Commissioner Cheung.
I kept reading the Sindhu epic
Ramayana you mentioned last time.
But I didn't have a clue.
It's simple.
Shiva is one of key
Hindu deities.
His penis is called Linga,
which represents creativity
and power of life.
According to the epic,
Shiva copulates with
Madhura for 100 years.
The deities saw his
vigor and virility,
suggesting that...
he squirt his sperms in Ganges,
so that land around the
river would be fertile.
As Linga symbolizes holy power,
I'm sure Golden Wheel of Time...
has to be activated with Linga.
Thanks, Professor.
Who is it?
Huh?
Take action as soon
as SDU arrives.
Hey. It's Pang.
Eh... I heard the horse
called Terminator,
the horse owner said go ahead.
Hey. In cash, okay?
We must win this time.
Yes.
Is that your toilet?
Let me use it.
I nailed him.
He's locked inside!
Action. Go.
Give me cash. Cash!
Hang in there.
Fire at will.
Cash!
Holy cow!
Holy cow!
My place is covered in faeces!
Over there!
Damn it!
Hong Kong Transport Department.
License Plate Enquiry
input number:
Searching...
What are you doing?
Didn't you say the Jade
pendant was from the Emperor?
I promised your mother I'll give it to her.
I'm just keeping my word.
Thank you.
When we first came to Hong Kong,
we had a really hard time.
As soon as I spoke Mandarin,
everyone would stare at me.
Discrimination really hurts.
Back in my days, if you use
a different dialect...
in the Capital, everything
is marked up by 20%.
We are weird xenophobic beings.
When we come across people
who are different from us,
we join forces and bully them.
It's human nature.
Years later, I pretended to be
overseas Chinese living in Hong Kong.
Now that I think about it,
it's just ridiculous.
I lied...
just to make more money...
for my mom's treatment.
I just wanted her to
live a good life.
Don't blame yourself.
It's destiny.
Your mother is a
happy-go-lucky kid.
I'm sure up there in heaven,
she still wants you
to live on happily.
Right?
This is Uncle Seven.
Do you want May to
live on happily?
Don't just laugh.
Tell her yourself.
Mum, I promise,
I'll live on happily.
Louder! You morn doesn't
hear that well.
Mum! Can you hear me?
I'll live on happily!
Don't worry.
Your daughter will
live on happily.
Legislative Council, morning.
Since the implementation
of minimum wage,
countless number of shops and
restaurants closed down.
How tough it is to stay afloat?
Owners are thinking so hard
that our hair turns gray.
Without us, where can
workers find a job?
In a progressive
society, those capable
are not supposed to
subsidize those incapable.
Speak.
Sir, target location,
Legislative Council.
Those not capable enough to
live here, go back to mainland.
Or rotten to death!
Help!
Help! Someone's after me!
Mr. Tang, get in the car.
Mr. Tang, please wait here.
Commissioner Cheung
is rushing back.
How can you serve me
drinks from canteen?
Go get a latte from Starbucks for me.
I want it low-fat.
Wan Chai Police Headquarter.
Attention please, all officers.
Please pay attention
to a Chinese man...
wearing red shirt
and black blazer.
He's of medium build with
shoulder-length hair.
He was last seen
at LegCo Building.
This man is very danger.
Attention please, all officers.
Please pay attention
to a Chinese man...
wearing red shirt
and black blazer.
He's of medium build with
shoulder-length hair.
He was last seen
at LegCo Building.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
High Ranking Officer Lounge.
Officer Szeto, what
are you doing?
What did you eat?
Hey, it's not me.
Hey! Where's my latte? My latte?
Hush! Be quiet!
Does it hurt?
Well, it should.
Why did you send
me to Hong Kong?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Then why did you run
when you saw me?
You look hideous and violent.
It's only natural to run.
Are you bluffing me?
So? Ouch!
Give me a minute.
I'll ask deities to possess me.
I'm not afraid of you.
I beg Taishang Laojun,
urgently and righteously.
Guandi please show
your true self.
Oath of the Peach Garden; Loyalty
and justice last forever.
My face and my heart are red;
My beard is long and my
righteousness is even longer.
I'll use my Sinew-splitting and
Bone-dislocating trick on you.
Your meridians will mess
up, muscles twitching,
sinews grinding against bones.
No one can ever stand this gruesome
torture without telling the truth.
Guandi, here I come.
Executing Yan Liang; Killing
Wen Chou; Passing 5 gates...
This freaking hurts... Ouch...
This freaking hurts!
Forgive me for using too much force.
Excuse me, Guandi.
Guandi is gone.
So, who sent me here?
Someone told me to.
Who?
I can't tell. I'll
get killed if I do.
He's Cheung Yat-ming, Deputy
Commissioner of Police.
He's a partner of my
smuggling business.
Sir, I'll use Gazetteer
to lock on the target.
Good.
Speak.
Commissioner Cheung,
we located the target.
Where?
In the VIP lounge,
Police headquarter.
Back to the headquarter.
Help! Help!
Thrust harder. Have
you guys not eaten?
Listen. Block all exits.
Don't let a single
soul in or out.
Yes, Sir.
Idiots! You want
to crush my head?
Are you okay?
Why did Cheung
Yat-ming unearth me?
I don't know.
I was only responsible for
transporting the three of you here.
There are two more?
They look just like you.
Where are they now?
Where's Golden Wheel of Time?
Do you mean the Sindhu Saucer?
The rear exit of East
Wing is sealed off.
Commissioner Cheung, he's holding Mr.
Tang hostage.
We dare not break in.
Idiot! Were you born yesterday?
Idiot! Were you born yesterday?
What did he ask you?
I said nothing. Nothing at all.
Nothing? Aren't you
scared of pain?
Ian Kwai Fong, late night.
Have you seen him?
No... Get lost!
Hi everyone. Anyone
knows this hero?
I owe him money and
want to repay him.
Cash reward of HK$10,000
for anyone who finds him.
I can't sleep well
when I'm in debt.
What?
Cash? I don't believe it.
Pass it over.
Hey, he looks like
your boyfriend.
Nonsense!
Don't crack jokes on
things like that.
Look closely, is
he your boyfriend?
Oh yes, this is definitely
your boyfriend.
It's really him.
No way.
You're drunk! You're drunk!
That's him, why
don't you admit it?
Don't make a scene.
Drink.
Me first. Ten. Ten.
Five. Fifteen.
Ten. Twenty. Twenty. Ten. Ten.
You are... He Ying!
Who's phone?
Hey midget. Stop
messing with us.
Give it back.
Is this yours?
What the hell? You
think I'd budge
because of your scary face?
Come here if you dare!
He Ying, you show up at last.
Get lost.
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! They're closing on us!
Ten Thousand Buddhas
Monastery, dawn.
A mantra? Why didn't you
mention it earlier?
I almost killed him!
It's a new discovery.
Queen Mary Hospital, dawn.
Miss, what's your relationship
with the patient?
I don't know him. I
saw him pass out
on the street and took him here.
Please follow up on this case.
Okay.
Please come over. I need to write
down your personal particulars.
Sure.
Sir, target found. 100% match.
What's happening to these two?
Fever this moment.
Hypothermia the next.
The blood test is even stranger.
They don't have
antibodies for epidemics
occurring in the past
few hundred years,
just like space aliens.
Nurse?
Give them shots of the strongest
antibiotics Vancomycin.
If they have abnormal response,
give them this tranquilizer too.
Okay.
Hey fat woman.
Prescribing Vancomycin? You
don't think it's too strong?
I'm afraid it's some strange
contagious disease like SARS.
My house will be worth much
less if property prices dive.
Cheung Yiu-Fai, please report
to distribution station.
What're you doing?
Have you saved my brother yet?
Who's your brother?
The one I sent here just now.
If you can't save him today,
I can't save you either!
Keep your hands off me!
We have to save every
one of our patients.
We have a fair
medical system here,
we treat every patient
without discrimination.
Each and every life is
equally precious. Got it?
Doc, calm down.
None of your business!
Doctor,
then when will my
brother wake up?
An hour later.
This one's for you.
With beef patties.
Food is not allowed here.
You either get out of here
and stuff your face...
or sit here quietly and wait.
Don't yell and scream. Okay?
Thank you. You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Okay.
What're you looking at?
Keep walking!
Nothing to see here.
Get back to work.
What's the matter, officer?
Wong Fung-Yee, please
go to Room no. 2...
Hold on a sec...
Junior.
Yes?
The two patients just woke up.
Give them a shot of tranquilizer.
Okay.
There's so much work to
do here on the 4th floor.
Wake up! Wake up now!
Wake up!
Water! Give me water!
Quick!
You... you're that...
Sir, these are the two injured.
This is an extremely dangerous criminal.
I need to take him with me.
Yes, sir.
How about this one?
Just an illegal immigrant.
You escort him to
detention centre.
Yes, sir.
Wake up! Wake up!
Those assassins hunting after
you are right outside.
Wake up!
I'll take the personal belongings of
those two illegal immigrants with me.
The girl with He Ying is here.
He is definitely here too.
Oh, he woke up already?
Where's the other one?
Tell me. How to give him an
instant boost of energy?
Sleep early. Wake up early.
Eat regularly.
Sunbathing. Drink more water.
This is your main artery, right?
That's adrenaline.
What is it?
It's called Linga in Sanskrit...
believed to be Shiva's penis.
Enormous penis?
To activate Golden Wheel,
you need to insert Linga...
and recite the secret mantra.
Golden Wheel is offered
to Ming Emperor only,
you can't disclose this
secret to anyone else.
Please rest assured.
I swear on my life that I won't
let anyone know the mantra.
Damn you!
Where's Linga?
Linga? The police took it.
Let's go.
Sir, all done.
Niehu, there they are!
It's show time.
KEY
Follow them!
Get on! Quick.
Commissioner Cheung, target
has left the hospital,
running toward Tsuen Wan West.
Bring me Linga.
Yes, Boss.
Commissioner Cheung, target
reaches the Tsing Ma Bridge.
Would you like to
seal off the area?
No. Wait for me, I'm on my way.
Tsing Ma Bridge
Sao, it takes you forever.
Do you know what you're doing?
Niehu, stop nagging.
It's really distrubing.
Are you nuts?
Hey, Wake up!
What the heck?
Shut up or I'll beat you up!
Oh my baby!
He Ying!
Give me a hand.
Look.
There's a horse.
Hey... Look.
Don't be afraid.
Let us out!
Give me a hand.
Look at him.
Don't worry, things
will be alright.
Help!
He Ying, your arm is crippled.
How are you gonna fight?
Sao!
Come on, let's go! Quick!
Niehu!
Be careful!
He Ying!
He Ying! He Ying!
Stanley Prison,
three days later.
Yuanlong!
He's alive.
I got secret intelligence and
seized a bunch of letters
written to the Japanese pirates.
There must be a spy in the army,
selling out our intelligence
to the Japanese pirates.
Indian border, Winter, 1621 A.D.
(1ST YEAR OF THE TIANQI REIGN)
Yuanlong.
Why did you kill Yanyin?
Why did you kill Yanyin?
Niehu!
Sao!
You conspired with Japanese pirates.
What will become of us all?
I've been upright and honest all my life.
How would I do that?
Intelligence found
out the murderer
used your unique weapon.
He Ying, not only did
you betray our country,
but also our brotherhood.
We've been the closest
friends all our life.
I can't believe you're
such a stranger to us.
Yuanlong.
Here.
He Ying.
Here.
Niehu.
Sao.
Yunnan Dali, 1616 A.D.
(44TH YEAR OF WANLI REIGN)
Build inner power in lower abdomen.
Squirt!
Who doesn't know we're
the longest range
pissers in the Capital?
That's right!
Damn right!
And the strongest,
bravest fighters too!
Done? Let's go.
Brothers, let's go!
Go!
Go!
Three months later.
If this saucer really
is a time machine,
you and I will go first.
But will it change the history?
If we go back to Ming Dynasty, would
it still be the Ming Dynasty we know?