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Bird Lessons (2016)
Remember, Son
Dont shit where the human is. Shit -- -- where the human will be. When is it the best time to sing loud and proud? At five thirty in the morning. And where would you do that? Outside a human's -- -- WINDOW! Good. But, but, but... What if... What if all the humans have gone into the house? Well, they're all under the roof! There will always be a nice clean car parked outside. If it rains -- -- don't go shitting on humans. Not to get wet, father? For they will have umbrellas. It's such a lovely day! Let's go to the park for a picnic, shall we? Yes, yes, that would be amazing! I love picnics! But wouldn't we have to go to the supermarket to get all the food... Don't worry. The humans have done the shopping for us already. |
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