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Body Count (1998)
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Now, where the fuck is he? Put it down, asshole! Come on! CHINO: Let's go! Let's go! Fuck! Smooth fucking getaway. Where were you, man So, what happened out there, Pike? You know what happened in there, man? You almost put us in the joint. That's what the fuck happened in there, baby. Stop fighting! It's stressing me out! Oh yeah, maybe you should do some deep breathing exercises, get involved in some yoga, huh? You know, I should be running this motherfucker, the way things are going. Chino, look at me. Look at me! Who grabbed the paintings off the wall? Chino. Who shot the security guards? Chino. Whose judgment was a little skewed? Chino! And you think you should be in charge? My fuckin' brother happens to like angels! I'm sorry! I apologize, alright! But it wasn't me who fucked up, man! They were supposed to be guarding those fucking museum rent-a-cops. And they didn't. Weren't you supposed to be watching the monitor, you faggot? What, were you watchin' Oprah? Is that what you were watchin'? The guy was asleep! He wasn't supposed to fuckin' be! Oh, yeah, fuckin' David Copperfield stupid ass motherfucker. Pike, who is this little piece of fuckin' shit? Nobody was supposed to get killed. Yeah? Well, they did. They did. Listen, you gotta have a heart, man. The deal was that I deposit you guys, and that's it, and then I get my fuckin' money, man! So give me the fuckin' money! Fuck this! It's back to the joint, man. Not for me, man. Not for me. Nobody's finding my G-Spot. We're going back, man. Shut up. Just shut the hell up. CHINO: And then what are we gonna do, boss? We ain't doin' nothin'. I'm gonna take the goods to Miami. And I'm gonna get the money. What about me, Pike? I'm comin' with you, right? No. No, man. Boys don't leave each other, Pike. You know what I'm sayin'? No! You're not gonna take care of me, man? This was Crane's show. He put the deal together with me. We planned this together. Now, I know everyone and everything from inside out. Since Crane's dead, I'm runnin' shit now. I don't give a shit who's runnin' the show. I want my money. I'm the only one who knows the contact in Miami. Now I got 36 hours to meet this guy. You all are gonna sit tight and relax till I get back with the money. In your dreams, my friend. PIKE: What? You heard me. Until I get paid, I go everywhere you go. You don't leave my sight. You hear me? Me too! I don't trust any of you guys! You guys ain't leavin' me here. Look, Pike, you hurt my feelings, man. I just wanted an angel for my brother, who happens to have the name Angel and likes angels. Get in the car. Get in the car! PIKE: Hurry up! I'm gonna make this call. You all sit tight, keep your eyes open. When Crane was here, it was a five-way split, right? Which was $3 million each. Now that the motherfucker's gone, a four-way split is $4 motherfuckin' goddamn million each, man! Yo, $4 goddamn motherfuckin' million each, papa! Touch me again, and I'll kill you. $4 goddamn million! Shit, baby! But don't you think we should give Crane's family his percentage? Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing? Put that shit out. We're just relaxing. I don't give a fuck. Are you out of your minds? Put the shit out! Just trying to relax. What's your problem? You better sit down. You better sit down. I'm tellin' you. See, all that tension inside of you is gonna build up into a cancer. You should have some herb. I mean, what the fuck are you listening to? WOMAN ON RADIO: John Hancock Museum was robbed early this morning of millions of dollars in European masterworks. So far, the suspect killed in the gunfight remains unidentified. Unidentified! He's been unidentified, man! Nobody could be this stupid. Where did you get this fuckin' asshole? Hobbs is right, man. If you never took off your fuckin' mask, nobody would be dead, and we'd be getting paid right now. Why don't you regret being late? Then Crane wouldn't be dead, right? The only thing that I regret is getting hooked up with you. WARDEN: Some of you will be back here in a week. Some of you may make it for a month. Maybe even three months. But I know that four out of five of you will be back. You gonna miss me? Miss you? Oh, I'm keepin' your fuckin' cell warm for you. Miss you. Won't be more than a hot minute before you fuck up and come back to me and our happy home. You're a two-time loser. But you know what? I hope you have a Merry Christmas. Okay, gentlemen, the day you've been waiting for. Pike, man! What's up? No. I thought your sorry ass would be runnin' to get out of this motherfucker. What's up, man? What's up? Hello? Yes, this is Crane's friend. Yeah, he gave me this number because he won't be able to make it. I'll tell you about it when I get there. We're on our way. CHINO: Why are you bitin' my dick when your dick ain't big enough to put in your mouth. Put out that god damn spliff, please. That's what I told him, Pike. Didn't I tell you to put it out? All we need is for some cop to pull us over and smell that shit. Put it out. Don't put it out. Hey, put it out right now. Let's go. Okay, the drop is still on. Now, we're gonna drive to Maryland and take a bus the rest of the way. Low profile. We ain't got any fuckin' money to take a bus. I got all the advance money from Crane. Now. It ain't much, but it should be enough. Hey, Pike, while you was out of the car, man, we came on the national radio program. Oh yeah. Top forty. Could be worse. They haven't ID'd Crane yet. But that shouldn't take long. The feds are on it. Our only hope is a low profile. That and nuclear warfare. Don't these country towns give you the willies, man? These country towns bug me out. I'm serious. I feel so freaky. You know what I'm sayin'? These are one of these towns that are perfect, till somebody "goes postal" and kills everybody. Then runs into the woods to live with an inbred bitch. You know what I'm sayin'? Here it is. Hey, how are you? Can I help you? When's the next bus to Miami? Only one bus. The Atlanta bus. That leaves any minute now. And, of course, then you connect to Miami from there. Give me four one-ways. Alrighty. Hand me a pencil, will you, sweetheart? Thank you. That'll be $236. Thank you. Count that there, would you, sweetheart? HOBBS: Hey, yo. Today. There you go. Are we all set? Yeah. By the way, young fella, you might not want to stray too far from out front there. That Atlanta bus been known to keep right on truckin' if he don't see nobody out there waitin'. Stranded plenty of folks. The next one ain't till 6 p.m. Only got the two a day. Thank you. Where are you going? I gotta get me somethin' to eat. I got a horrible migraine, man. Stay put. The bus'll be here in a minute. No, man. I'm not like you. I gotta get somethin' to eat right now. Come on. I'm not used to eating late like you. Probably not a good idea for us suspects to be on the streets of Klantown. What do you think? That's right. We are in Klan country, huh? Hey, Elmo, did you see the nigger, this big guy? He got a pretty little mouth. Come on, roll down them panties so I can bend you over a log, hear you squeal like a pig. Hey, hey. Hey, dipshit. Sit down, shut up, and wait for the bus. Who are you talking to in that attitude, son? Give it a rest, retard. Okay? What'd you call me? I called you a retard. Here's the bus. It didn't stop! Damn! Hey, what are you doin'? He was supposed to stop! I guess he didn't like the looks of you fellas. The bus was supposed to stop! Nice goin', asshole. "Nice goin', asshole." Nice goin'. PIKE: Man, I'm probably violating my parole just talkin' to your ass. You worried about talkin' to me? Yeah. Excuse me. Have I lost myself? Or... Who loaned you money when you needed it? Me. Who bailed your sorry ass out of jail so your mama wouldn't know? You. Man, we done been through so much shit together. Damn. Nigga, please. I got some shit for you now, man. You're gonna do this. I know I'm violating my parole now. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've been wantin' them to come around, 'cause they've been helping me out with the details. What details? You didn't hear? About the Walpole Reunion? Look, whatever it is. I'm not down. No. No way. PIKE: North Carolina. BOOKER: Well, what's the plan, man? What are we gonna do? We won't lose any time if we catch the early train to Miami. What about our special friend in the front seat? Well, you let me worry about him. Is that your answer? CHINO: How do you like me now? Miami's gonna be nice. Yeah. I tell you, I ain't gonna be there long, man. Because I'm gonna get on a plane and go straight to Seattle. You're going to Seattle? Yeah, man. What the hell are you gonna be doin' in Seattle? I just thought it'd be nice to buy a nice, build a cabin in the woods. "I just thought it would be nice to buy a nice cabin "in the woods, and, uh, yeah." Why are you tryin' to shit on my dream? I ain't shitting' on your dream. Come on. Well, what are you gonna do with your money? I got it all worked out, kid. You got it all worked out? Why don't you share it with us then? I got this lawyer acquaintance of mine, and he's gonna hook me up, and we're gonna pay off some people at the state hospital so I can get my brother, Angel, out. And then me and Angel are gonna buy me a drop-top Benz 50, baby. A Benz, huh? Oh, hell, yeah. Baboon-ass red. You know? CD player. Phone. The whole works, man. I'm gonna even get those... Fuck, what do you call those stupid lights underneath the car, man? Fluorescents. Neon fucking lights. Yeah, well, whatever, anyway, I'm gonna be drivin' that down to my baby's house, honk that horn. Man, word is Ivette hasn't been your girl for over a year. Yeah, well, we'll see about that when I drive up dressed head to toe in Armani. Hey, Chico... The name's Chino, man. How many times do I gotta tell you? You want me to call you Homo? Sorry. My mistake. Did you ever hear of the IRS? The IRS can bite me. IRS? You got no job. You're drivin' a $100,000 car? Yo, I worked at the body shop all last year. Ask Pike. So, you could've saved? I could've saved up my money, put it in a mattress, stashed it away. Yeah. I guess you could've saved up 100 grand at the body shop. I think that makes sense. For a moron, a fuckin' moron. You fuckin' people are all alike. Beware the toes you step on today might be connected to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow. No, I'm just saying that, you know, in a way, it's a shame that you had to go and get Crane killed. It wasn't me, man. You could be in that Benz right now, toolin' down the turnpike to your deadbeat father's place with your Rain Man fuck brother in the back seat and, what was it, Pike, Ivette. Ivette in the back seat givin' Rain Man a blow job, while he's drooling government cheese all over your new seats. I'm sick of your motherfuckin' shit! Hey, man, tell me everything you know about government cheese right now, before I blow your 'peckerwood' head away! Tell me what the fuck you know! It was a joke. Yeah, a fuckin' big joke, man! Ha-ha-ha! You hear me laughin', motherfucker? Dipshit, it was a joke. This is not a skin thing. This is not about Rain Man. This is about being a professional. Something you know nothing about. So, go ahead. Leave another body in your wake. That's what you're good at. I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fuckin' blow his head away, Pike. All right, come here. Hey, hey, come on. No! Get the fuck out, get the fuck out, get the fuck out. You hold a gun on me, motherfucker? You hold a gun on me? What the fuck is wrong with you, Chino? He's talking about my brother. Stop it! Just stop it! Calm down! Back off me. You're a real fuck-up. Say it. I wanna hear you say it. You'd make me say that in front of him? Say it, or I'm not lettin' you back in the fucking car. I'm a real fuck-up, Pike. I'm a real fuck-up. Man, please don't make me say that. I'm a fuck-up, Pike. Say it. I'm a real fuck-up, Pike. Hey, listen, let me tell you something. We are not taking him with us! Pike, man, we are lookin' at murder one because of this son-of-a-bitch. How many chances are you gonna give him? As many as I'm gonna give you. Okay. Okay. We're not goin' to Florida. We're never gonna make it to fuckin' Florida because of you, motherfucker! Fuckin' piece of shit! CRANE: I'm talkin' about mad money. I'm talkin' about retiring on your own private island. PIKE: You wanna rob the Hancock? You know, it breaks my heart to think about these incredible works of art just sittin' in the storeroom at the museum, just waitin' for us to steal 'em. BOOKER: This is gonna be butter. I mean, all we got to do is walk in, take the paintings, and we're rich. I mean, the only problem is the security system. You're the best at that. Who else is down? There's me, there's Chino, there's Booker, and Hobbs, you know, the wheel man from Southie. Yeah, the white boy with the red hair. Yeah, yeah. And you, if you're down. How much? Fifteen million, you know what I'm sayin'? Can I get a chorus here? Fifteen million! Sounds kind of nice! I'm down. Hey, man. That shit that happened back there with Hobbs, man, with the gun and everything. You shouldn't let him get to you like that, man. I mean, he's old, man. You don't know what the fuck's goin' on. Yeah, but he never should've said that about my brother. You know, you're not supposed to call him that. And that shit about my girl suckin' his dick He don't even know her. You know what I'm sayin'? I know, man. But, to be honest with you, man, all that race shit he's talkin' about, that ain't gonna matter in the next twenty years. Yeah. I mean, think about this, right? Everything in the world is a commodity. Clean air, food, a decent place to sleep. And your point is? The point, smart guy, is that the one element that everybody needs and nobody knows how to put a price on, and even pussy, you gotta pay for. No, no. I don't gotta pay for that. I never have. Know why? Because I got a big dick. Why don't you listen to me? Listen, listen to me, man. Listen. One element that everybody needs, that nobody knows how to put a price on is protein. Protein? Yeah, man, think about it, I mean, if you could take that shit, right? And give it a market value you would make millions selling that shit. Billions. Think about what I'm tellin' ya. Forget nigger this and whitey that and all that other petty bullshit you worry about. Remember. Control the protein, control the world. (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING ON P.A.) Step up. Uh, four one-ways on the next train to Miami. $327.42. Damn. Keep the change. BOOKER: Understand what I'm sayin'? Control the protein, control the world. Control the protein, control the fuckin' world. I hate the protein. Could you find some other place to sit for a little while? Please? What are you doing, man? Should you be lookin' at them things? Check this out. My beach house. My daughter's education. Claudia Schiffer's phone number. That's a lot of money there, man. Hey man, do you want one of these? No. They're fuckin' good, man. What is it, Cuban? No, man. Cubans are illegal. Hey, I wanted to talk to you about... You know, maybe everyone trying to get along a little bit better. We have a very serious situation on our hands here. I know. I know we do. That's what I'm sayin'. Now, there's a solution, but we gotta be unified. And Pike is the swing vote. Swing vote for what? I am talking about Chino. Chino has to go. If we don't take him out, he's gonna get us all killed. You know that. But we've gotta have Pike's cooperation. But I think, if you'd lay off, things might... No, fuck that. Fuck that. I wanna get home. Hey, look at me. Look at me. When the shit hits the fan, and it's going to, can I count on you? Are you in? Whoa, man. Because, I heard a rumor about you. I heard that you were Pike's bitch in the joint. Who the fuck told you that? You know, I heard that you were a regular fuckin' Maytag up there. Washing socks and underwear for the whole tier. That he had you in a fuckin' dress. That's what I heard. Where the fuck did you hear that? Ah! Chino. That's where I heard it. Chino. You're fuckin' lying, man. Am I? Okay. I can smell those underwear from here, man. What the fuck, man? This is all over the fuckin' place? Where's Hobbs and Booker? Pike, I need to talk to you for a minute. Where's Hobbs and Booker? Please, I need to talk to you. You know, it's just... Where's Hobbs and Booker? They're fuckin' urinating in there, man. Chill out, man. What's wrong with you? Chill out! Motherfucker jumped me. He's fuckin' lyin', man! What's goin' on, man? He got what he wanted. He got what he wanted. He got what he came for. Come on. Get up, man. Book, come on, get up. PIKE: Aw, Jesus! Congratulations, Hobbs. You broke his fuckin' neck. Good. Fuck him. Oh, man. He's done. He's still breathing, though. Man, what are we gonna do now? "What the fuck "are we gonna do?" If you motherfuckers would just think, just use your heads and just think. I wouldn't have to keep answering that goddamn question! Shit, I didn't kill the motherfucker! You don't got to talk to me like that, man! Help me get him up. Help me get him up! Don't forget his hat. Yo, my buddy, you gotta stop drinking, yo... Broke up with his woman, that's what happened, huh. Yo, what you been drinkin' like that for, you alcoholic? We're gonna miss the train. We're gonna miss the train. We're on the front page of the paper. Let's get outta here. Look, fuck trains, planes, buses, all the rest of that shit. We're goin' the rest of the way by car. Wait a minute. We just bought train tickets. I am gettin' on the fuckin' train. We're goin' the rest of the way by car. Man, I'm not goin' in that car! That car sucks, man. Wait a minute. You're changin' the plan again? We're goin' by car. Now, you two think you can put away your petty bullshit until after we get to where we're going? Yo, Pike, it ain't me, man. Why don't you talk to the friend killer over there. It's up to him. Chino, you're driving. No drinking, no weed, no radio. Just driving. Don't do nothing else but get in the motherfuckin' car, point it south, and drive. Now, you think you can handle that? Hell, yeah. Handle it. Chino, you can do it. I'll handle it. Give me the fuckin' keys, man! I'm goin' about my business. Hey, next time you change the plan, you check with me first. Fuck you. This white boy you killed was my friend. I'm running out of friends. CHINO: Is he asleep? Yeah. Good. Don't have to listen to his mouth no more. Tell you the truth, I don't want to listen to yours, either. Well, you know what? Excuse the fuck out of me. All right? Okay. You know, it's really stuffy in here today. Damn, I hate the country. You know? It's too goddamn quiet. All you got is corn, and cows, and chickens. Chickens everywhere. All right. Hey, hey. Chino. What's up, man? This is a fuckin' mess, okay? I've made mistakes. You've made mistakes. What do you say we get down to Florida, we get the money, then we never have to see each other again? Sound good? All right, man. It's makin' sense. All right? Let's squash it. Cool. Surprise. Back, back! Sit. Sit down. How're you doin'? Chino, this is a very simple thing. Just be cool, stick to the plan, and we're all gonna get paid. Do you hear me? You got it, boss. You got it, boss. You know, I just wanted to thank you, man. Because I know Crane would never pick me if it wasn't for you, man. I'm not gonna disappoint you. Promise, man. I want you to get on the radio and find out where your rover's at. Okay? Base to Unit 3. What's your 20? MAN ON RADIO: West wing. Go. Good. Now, tell him to call you when he gets to the gallery on the second floor. Uh, give me a 21 when you get to the showcase rooms. 10-4. CHINO: Did you ever have a fat girl sit on your face after she came back from jogging? I have. And that's how I feel with this mask and wet suit. Man, I'm suffocatin'. I'm serious, man. It's like having a sweaty fat ass on my face. PIKE: Chino, shut up, please. I don't like violence, and I don't like guns. So, tell me what the codes are for the storeroom, and I won't have to hurt you. 1-0-0-1, and then you wait three seconds and it's 1-2-8-9. Got it. Bag him. Thank you. Oh, my God. That sort of reminds me of the best sex I ever had, man. There was this girl who used to live in my building. She was 14 years old. I got a 14-year-old daughter, so go easy. I was only 16 at the time. All right? All right, go ahead. Give it to me. I'm ready. No, you don't want it, man. It's all right. I wanna know. Give it to me, man. Oh, God, man. Anyway, I used to be downstairs hangin' out, and she calls me up. And I was fucking scared, you know. She was a fox. She was fuckin' fine, man. She's got beautiful fuckin' breasts, legs all the way to the ground, and a booty like two ripe grapefruits. So, I'm just hangin' out, and I go up, and climb into bed with her, and we're gettin' it good. Fuck it. She starts comin', screamin' like a banshee. So, I'm coverin' her mouth so her father don't hear. It was too late. Her father just charges in with a baseball bat and whatnot. And it was so fuckin' sad, you know? Did he hit her with it? No, I had to shoot him. I had to shoot him. And she never spoke to me after that. I love women, man. I love the way they look. The way they smell? Oh, my God. I love the way they smell. The way they taste? I love the way they taste, man. I love lickin' between a woman's thighs. You're on your own there, brother. I don't go downtown. You don't know what you're missin', son. Oh, my God, that's exactly what I'm talkin' about, Hobbs. This ain't a good idea, Chino. Pike ain't gonna like this. So, what seems to be the problem, huh, sexy lady? Um, I don't know, she just died. Why don't you just jump in? We'll give you a ride. Come on. No, that's okay. I'm sure there's a gas station nearby. I can walk. You don't trust us? What, do we look like the thuggish type to you? Oh, come on. I hate to see a beautiful lady like you stay stranded like that. The last gas station was about how far away? Uh... Light years. Yeah, it was a way back. Fifteen miles I'd say. And the next one? Who knows when it's comin'. I forgot what your name was. Natalie. Come on, jump in, Nat. Get froggish. Come on, jump. Come on, Natalie. Just to the gas station. CHINO: Whatever's comfortable. Who's there? I can hear you guys all the way down the hall, man. CHINO: Who's out there? PIKE: Where're the guards? West wing. Now look, that gives you at least 15 minutes until he gets to the Dutch gallery. These are the keys, and these are the codes. Hey, Booker, your girlfriend left you a note in here, man. Shut up. Wait for my signal, all right? Good luck. And watch out for the furniture. I hope I don't look as stupid as you do, man. Who got these ridiculous masks, anyhow? Didn't see it coming, did ya? Great fuckin' security. It's me! Slow down. It's me, man! Slow down, for Chrissakes! Okay, okay. He's on the other side of the building. You're all clear. I'm not talking to you, Chino. Clear. It's like my old man said when he got out of the joint after five years and his woman was gone... Oh, he didn't have a chance of loyalty. He told me that everything wrong he ever did, was for the love of a woman. That shit is deep. And he started me thinking. I'm robbin' and jackin' this museum, all for the sake and love of sweet pussy. You know what I'm talkin' about. Let me get this right now. You're sayin' that we're here riskin' our fuckin' lives, robbin' this joint for some pussy? Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'. That's what I'm talkin' about. It may not be about the money but, if you wanna play, you gotta pay. Wait, wait... Hey, I never paid for no pussy. Yeah, but come on. Essentially. You know what I'm sayin'? Tell him. Tell him, man. Enter the conversation and shit. Uh, well, once you begin to understand the historical dynamic of male-female relationships in Western culture, I can't help but agree with his point. That's what I'm talkin' about. See what I'm sayin'? Listen to him, Booker. Listen to him. Okay. Take your time. Tell him, man. Tell him. Look at it! CHINO: Whoo! Yo, she's ugly, man! A wildebeest. But I'd do her for 15 million dollars. I'd do her. Sociology has a theory that there was a de-ritualization of classical gender roles. The de De-ritualization. De-ritualization. Of? Of a, uh, classical gender roles. Of classical gender roles. Gender. Gender. Male-female. Women. Pussy. You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah. I think your friend's waking up. CHINO: Look who's back from the dead. Stop the motherfuckin' car now. Who's this? Oh, that? That's just Natalie. Hi. Don't be cute with me. Who the hell is she? Yo, Pike. Her car broke down, and she was sittin' on the side of the road. She's goin' to Miami, too. Check it. So, I'm just helpin' her out. Oh, her car broke down? And you went along with this? We're just tryin' to help the lady out, Pike. Look, if there's gonna be a big drama... Oh, there's gonna be a fuckin' drama, all right. Get out. Excuse me? Get the fuck out. They were just giving me a ride to the gas station. Keep your mouth shut, and you won't get hurt. Here he comes, yo. He's coming. How's everyone doin'? Pretty good, Officer. Fine. It's a beautiful day, huh? It sure is, sir. It surety is. Look at those clouds. Cuminalimas. See, I studied in school. You are the man. Any trouble here? No trouble at all, Officer. We're just on our way. What happened to your eye, young lady? We'll, sir, my husband hit me. And these are my friends. They were protecting me, and I was a little nervous so we pulled over to the side of the road. You know, they're just calming me down. You want to file a complaint? No, that's okay. I already did. All right, then. You all drive safely, ya hear? Thank you, sir. Thanks a lot, sir. Thanks, Officer. Now, what the hell was that? What? That noise. Sounds like the trunk. Neither did I. I didn't, uh... What's in the trunk? Well, it's our friend. He broke his neck and we're taking him to the hospital. We got you, didn't we? How about you open the trunk for me? There's nothin' in there, Officer. You'd be wasting your time. I'm serious. Step out of the car, please, sir. Show me that nothin'. The rest of you keep your hands up in plain sight. Don't anyone make any sudden moves. Help me out, man. Help me out, yo. Hobbs. I forgot my keys inside the car. Can I go get 'em? Go. I'm sorry, man. I just forgot. Today, young man! The key's stuck, Officer. Unstick it! I'm tryin' to get it, man! It's just one of these old cars. T.C.B., baby. Take care of business. See, Officer, this is one of these old cars where you have to make sure the key's up. Otherwise, it don't work. You know what I'm sayin'? Damn, I dropped 'em. Can I get the keys? Thanks. Stay put. No more donuts for you, Officer! Is he dead? No more honey-dipped, no more sprinkles, motherfucker! Oh, we really fucked up now! We killed a white cop in goddamn North Carolina! HOBBS: He's gone. What are we gonna do, boss? What about her? We ain't killin' no innocent girl. I'm not talkin' about that. I'm talkin' about the fact that she's a pro, man. Look at this eye. What the fuck do you mean? It means she can take a punch, man. No! I'm talkin' about the way she handled our friend here. She's a pro. Look, this is not even up for discussion! Get rid of the body, get rid of the car. Now. Just so you've heard it once, my man. You're a natural born killer, son. Thanks, pops. You get Booker. I'll take him. NATALIE: I didn't do anything. Let me go. Please. I didn't do anything. Oh, God. Look, you don't know me. I'm crazy. I'll kill all of you. You don't know me! I'm fucking crazy! Listen up, Crazy, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You be cool, you're gonna get out of this. But you got to get your shit together. So you do whatever it is you need to do to get your shit together. Because, if you don't... Let's go. I think we should say something. I mean, we're all Catholic. Come on. Booker, earlier, Chino tried to grab your cock. I wouldn't let him. Amen. Okay, let's go. Amen. Let's get out of here. Yeah, we're still good for time. I told you this was gonna be a walk in the park. Know what I'm sayin'? All right. Just go. What'd I tell you, Chino? Smooth like butter, baby. Smooth like butter. Chino. Chino. Damn. What the fuck is that light? What the fuck is it? I'm not sure. Something must have been taken off the wall. I think it's the silent alarm. He took something off the wall? For Christ sakes! They took a painting. What's that? What the fuck is that? Look, save yourself, all right? You tell' em it was a false alarm. Okay. You give them the right code. Hello? No, everything's under control. It's a false alarm. Uh, 1-7-5-7-A-1-M-F-A- 1-2-6-5-3-4. It's a false alarm. Everything's under control. I'm almost done with my Christmas shopping, boy. Chino, you just set off the alarm. Relax. I don't hear nothin'. It's silent, stupid! Who the fuck is that? Who? Him! Who? Him! Where did he come from? Where the fuck did he come from? Who the fuck is it? Where did he come from? Where did he come from? He works here! He comes in late sometimes and sleeps in the office. Oh, shit! Chino, it was just a burglary. Just a burglary. Pike, he saw my face! What are you gonna do with your money? I don't know, Sapphire. What are you going to do? Hey, guys. Don't do nothin' stupid. You hear me? Do you hear me? Don't do nothin' stupid. Hey, let's leave his cocky white boy ass behind. Come on. Let's go for it. What would that do, Chino? "What would that do." Check him out. Tell me you haven't been thinking about it. Tell me. Come on. Thought about what? You're good. You're smooth. Fifteen million divided by five is how much? Three mil. Divided by two? Approximately seven-point-something mil, right? Yeah, but you got this all down. You've been thinkin' about it, haven't you, Pike? You know what your problem is, Chino? I'm too fuckin' realistic? Is that what it is? You're one giant set of need. Yeah. You see it, you want it, you take it. No thought given to the consequences. Crane used to call it 'the blaze of glory' syndrome. Yeah well, if I was you, I wouldn't be quotin' a dead motherfucker. He ain't no genius, and this ain't the Ricki Lake. So, save that shit. Hey, baby, have you got a man? Sorry? Do you got a man? Yes. You know, they call me 'Chino Soft Touch'. That's what I'm famous for. You and I could get together and hook up nice. Come on! Okay, here's the bad news. This is long-term parking. We need cash to get out. Why don't we just blast our way Jackie Chan style and whatnot? I have some cash. How much? Hopefully it's enough to guarantee my personal safety. Personal safety's gonna cost you a bit more than that, boo. We got 17 beans. That's enough, let's go. Chino, where's Natalie? Dumb, dumb. Fucking dumb. Get back in the car. Hey, do not fuck with me. I am on to you. Do you understand me? So, get back in the car. Okay. You're onto me. But what about your friends, huh? This is a mistake. Just telling you, the little one's tryin' to kill you, and you don't know a goddamn thing about it. It's a mistake. Get back in the car. When we were stealin' the car, the little one told the big one that he wants to kill you. But the big one doesn't want to do it. I thought you should know that. Really How's your eye? It looks like it hurts. It does. Does it? Go along with this. Look at that shit. Do you believe that shit? There's only one explanation for that. She likes white boys. Right? Hey, Hobbs, get off of her, man! Chino, do I have to watch you 24/7? He's fuckin' tryin' to steal my girl, man. Hobbs, get back in the car! Give me a dollar. No. Can I please have a dollar? No. 'Sup, ladies? Good day. Good afternoon. Yeah, whatever. You got a nice place here. It's so organized. Bet you can find anything you're looking for, right? Thank you. Anything in particular? I'm just lookin' for sundry miscellaneous stuff. I bet you two got some nice husbands waiting for you at home. You bet. Yeah, right. Tomorrow's my anniversary. That's a beautiful thing, you know? Go home and give him some special lovin', right? Yeah, I know you like that. Well alright, I got my forty, a couple of Slim Jims, some fat-free crap and I want some of this... Deer-in-Heat Urine. You never know when you're gonna meet a deer in the woods, right? I just need one more thing. That's right, it's a fuckin' holdup. So, empty out the fuckin' register! Now, all right? Now! Open up the goddamn register! Move faster! Faster, goddamn it! Don't make me have to shoot your old ass! Come on! Who you callin' old? All right, "mature." All right? "Mature"! Now, empty the register now, turkey neck. Come on! And I want some of those fuckin' Tic-Tacs and cigarettes, bitch! Not those fuckin' cigarettes! The other ones, scrotum face. Come on! Shithead! Be cool, old lady. Don't make me have to hurt you! Ow! Get out of here, you son of a bitch! You motherfucker! What the hell was that? You're welcome. Hey, Chino, what the hell happened in there? You're bleedin' pretty bad, man. Oh man, I was just trying to be polite with the old lady, and she busted out with a damn machete. You dope. Can I help you? Only God can help me at this point. You're the religious one? In jail we used to say, "God help me, because man won't." Well, out here we say God helps those who help themselves. So, what are you trying to say to me? You're the one who's staring. What are you lookin' at? You kinda remind me of someone. You remind me of someone too. Someone I'd rather forget. Someone who gave you that black eye? Maybe. Anybody ever hurt you? Yes, ma'am. Sometimes you just don't see it comin'. I hear that. The devil wears all kinds of disguises. Amen. Daddy, I gotta wee-wee. Pull over, will you, Pike? I gotta go too. That's far enough. Could you turn around, please? Come on, princess, no one wants to look at your tired ass peeing. Chino, turn around. Hey, Chino. You know anything about cars? Yo, I'm Puerto Rican. Right? Look at these injectors. I think they're clogged. Die! Motherfucker! Die you little fucking cockroach! You just... You just won't die, will you? You little fuckin' cockroach. You little fucker. I thought we were all set, man. We are all set. I heard about your little tete-a-tete in the car. No, I don't know what you're talkin' about. Remember? Bound for Miami Oh, come on, man. What are you doin'? You sure you wanna do that, man? Damn right I do, baby. I've waited my whole life for it. You know how many rounds you got in there? You're gonna give me the math homework right now? Do you remember Booker? I'm right at your face. You better put it down. Do you see what I can see? Booker had how many Two for Booker. You know how many the cop got? Do you remember? Go back. Ah, for the cop... Chico, I'm right at your face. You better be right. You fucking testing me, motherfucker? Chino! No, Chino! No! No, Chino! No! Put the gun down! Fuck you, Pike! Fuck you! Going for less partners, huh, motherfucker? Makin' me think I'm your boy, and then you fuckin' sell me out when I was sleepin', motherfucker? Is that what you are, you Judas fuckin' bastard? Huh? I went to your fucking house and this is how you fucking treat me, you son of a fucking bitch? You know what you are? You're a piece of shit, man. I fuckin' hate you. Motherfuckin' piece of shit! That's what the fuck you are! You're not even a man. You're not even a fuckin' man! You're a piece of fuckin' shit! You ain't gonna kill me, man. Why the fuck did you do this, man? You ain't gonna kill me 'cause you don't know who the contact is. It's all up here! Fifteen million dollars. So, you do what you gotta do. God, I'm so sick of you tellin' me what to do, man. You're such a big shot, right? "I know the contacts. I'm such a bigshot." You know what I wanna hear you say? I know what I want to hear you say. Say, "Chino, I'm a fuck-up." Go ahead, say it. Pike, say it, or I'll kill you! Say, "I'm a fuck-up." I'm a fuck-up, Chino. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, tell me who the contact is. You know, it's gonna be a fuckin' shame seein' your face down in that ditch where that bitch was peein'. Tell me who the contact is one more fuckin' time. God forgive you. Don't put those hands up, man. I hate to... Put those fucking hands down, man! Don't fuckin' touch me, man! Fuck, man! Fuck! You okay? My family gets my share, right, Pike? Right? Look, when everything settles down, maybe we can go out. Hear from Rain Man lately? Natalie, you come with me. Do you believe in God? Yes, ma'am. I'm so fucked up, God's the only one who'll have me. See, how I look at it. When I got in the car with you guys, I just gave it up to God. You know? Deep. Maybe it was meant to be. Maybe he meant for us to meet that way. You know? Like maybe we were just two people on a bad road. And we met, and we're supposed to make it right. You think that's corny? Honestly? Yeah. I think that shit's corny. So true. I'll be right back. Would you hug me? Maybe later. Can I come in? Man, you get the dope room. That's not right. Did you get to shit and shave? Do you feel a little better now? Hobbs, what's the matter? Hobbs, are you okay? Are you alright, man? Boo. You fuck. You're not lookin' too good, man. You know, I bet you're hurtin' and everything, so I'm just gonna keep this really short. All right? I've been in my room thinkin' about stuff, and about forgiveness. Does this have a point? Yeah. I just have to have it beaten into me. Like you tried to do for me. And so I figured all the things that I needed to forgive you about, and I can do most of them. You fuckin' up the job, you know, all those stupid "you people" comments, and then you trying to turn Pike against me and cutting me out of the deal. Gone. Forgiven. All right, bro? But you know what I can't forgive you for? Think about it. It's a mystery. Oh, yeah. My brother. Hmm? My brother. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. You know what's funny, man? I can do anything to you right now. I could just take my dick out right now and slap it across your face. If you had one. Or I could shit on your face then. You know, I could stuff toilet paper up your nose... Chino. Chino. I need to talk to you. Come closer. Come down here. Do you miss me already? You have stink, stank, spic breath. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you. That's all you gotta say? Mmm. Yeah. That's it. Talk to me, come on! Come on, big mouth. I wanna hear it. Say something. I can't hear you. I can't hear you, big mouth. What? Let's see what we have here. What do you want me to read you from? Do you like Genesis? Or something maybe from Ecclesiastes? "The wicked in his pride doth persecute the poor." "Let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined." This is very appropriate to you. "For the wicked boasted of his heart's desire..." That's you. "...and blessed the covetous..." That's me. "Whom the Lord abhoreth." "The wicked..." Sit down and shut up. I didn't say anything. Do you wanna come and sit down and shut up? Come on. Please? Remember what we was talkin' about before? Was you serious about that? About what? About what we was talkin' about before, about you bein' my girl and all that. Remember? Chino, I told you I just got out of a bad situation. I'm not ready to get involved with somebody else. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm about to become a very rich man. Do you understand that? I'm gonna become a future millionaire. You're gonna be very successful at it too, Chino. So, you think I'm stupid too, don't you? Mmm-mmm. All you motherfuckers think I'm stupid. But I'm not. I let you think that. I clocked you and Pike. I know what's going on. "Oh, yeah. Wassup, Pike, honey baby? "Let's dump the spic in the hotel. "Why didn't you off the little midget a little sooner, huh?" Excuse me. Could you have the courtesy of fucking lookin' at me when I'm talking to you? Chino. You really think I'm interested in Pike? Hell, yeah. You're wrong. Why do you think I got in the car, huh? 'Cause you just needed help. You're usin' his money. No. It's because of you. You're the man, Chino. Besides I just can't get involved with somebody. I'm married. And I'm Catholic. I know you're Catholic too. You're not gonna get involved with a married woman. Not usually. But, in your case, I'd definitely make an exception. NATALIE: Close your eyes. Oh, no, no. I'm not closing my eyes. Come on, baby. It's a surprise. I'm gonna peek eventually. Oh. This is a surprise. Ow! Happy now? Natalie! What happened? He just went too far. I'm gonna clean this up. Operator. Get me the Sheriff's office. Here we go. Here we go. This way! Who fucked up? Fuckin' Chino took off his mask, and he blew away two guards. Oh man, I told you I was claustrophobic and I was suffocatin'. What are you thinking about? Come on! Get down! Shut the door! Go! Now where the fuck is he? Put it down, asshole! Come on! Police emergency! Evacuate! Police! Open the door! Get the fuck back, I've got a hostage! I swear to God, I'll fuckin' kill him! Get the fuck back! Put the gun down. Whatever it is you want, we can talk about it. Back off, motherfuckers! I got a fuckin' hostage! Get the fuck back! I've got a fuckin' hostage! Get the fuck back! I swear to God I'll fuckin' kill him! Move back! Put the gun down. Whatever it is you want, we can talk about it. Put the gun down. Fuck you! I want a Benz drop-top 50', with $40,000 in it, in twenties and tens in the front seat! Do you hear me? And I want my brother taken out of the State Hospital. Move, move! All right, it's secure. Where to, boss? I don't know. But I know I'm gonna put away my past and start all over again. And I wanna start all over again with you. That would be nice. What would it be like? You know, we'd be the typical American family. You cook, you clean. I sleep. Yeah. Me Mandingo, you Jane. We could take it real slow. Real slow. I'm gonna pull over. Good girl. Get out. What's up? I decided to keep the paintings for myself. But they're worthless. They're too hot. Yeah. Well, I figured if you guys could get 15 million in Miami, I could probably get a million someplace else. Right? A million's good for me. You mean this? Mmm-hmm. I really like you, Pike, but I don't know, I wanna start over. Clean. And I wanna do it by myself. Hey, Pike. Merry Christmas. PIKE: Did that bitch think I'd let her point a loaded gun at me? Shit. Shit. All right, hold it right there! Let me see your hands! Don't move! Chino. After all the backstabbing, I sold the painting in Miami for a cool mil. Gave everyone's family their cut, except for Chino. His brother wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. |
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