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Brandy for the Parson (1952)
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[Music] [Music] Yes it all began at Paddington Station her name is petronella his name has just built and he was late I come into their story later so for all they knew this was just the beginning of a happy and harmonious holiday hey didn't you wake me office oh no no sir put it. Thank You old ticket vain that's him on the right anyway one consolation I've got reservations for Atlantic at sea [Music] I'm terribly sorry about this time you're an agony only a slide I once we get to bambridge the rest of the journey strands in row which help in especially laughter I'm sorry about this rain once you bought the battery no trouble [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm what you can help me you'll be able to claim for everything your holiday I wasn't holidaying actually I'm confident on this little job couldn't be worse why hold him anywhere yeah some job you know what sort of job just benefiting and caring nothing. Nellie there's a madman think she's a bit Michael and I get over to France by tonight still contact power another version that no oh I'm sure you can my insurance will pay all right I couldn't have been sent by any one time anything the bar is be our boy is it be midseason the may not the may not be a bet you see this stuff I'm pitching is promised up in London at the end of the week if I can't deliver I'm gonna be in a bit of a jam do it I'll get your money why don't we we were taking across the channel soon okay say the battery no anyway listen so close I came across the Atlantic if this is right where you'll be saving my life oh boy but I couldn't possibly a job it's very tricky at mr. Medicare there's one person with that good right what couldn't you tell oh come on I have daughter there I thought a pretty regular don't consider me thank you sir what do you do in France whore a cop can you make it what cause I can [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Holiday couple what is it you're supposed to pick up what I want to talk to you about that feel good probably all death if you ask me is as far as they come he'd never got that far across the channel by himself doesn't even know pong stop it I think he's rather gay I head up spend at least part of my holiday me [Music] Right the Willis phillotson um well are there any good oh boy I'll be alright a couple of hours well what about a cargo oh why I thought peps you might yeah fine thanks to my trouser pocket now look here Messer grew Normandy for sure you won't come with me no oh no see you later. I don't I'm a shoe and just we've been you mister Rekha that's you I come wait the point is la Mela oh no oh yes money you ugly oh wait ma'am key please ma'am oh thank ya all in all do this or hmm this is the name of the vessel. Oh ballerina come on Belle Reve ah belly. Elena I told you I'd open sorry for fact ounce you want one you Ronnie boys this is your seat one tile shotgun more girls come back oh wow [Music] What is do anything Johnny Johnny. Bonnie me nothing I hope he just acted rather out there one chopped white yes and I'm just wondering what you've met that young man little Tina for I told you he was flying it's still there it is yes but look what's on it [Music] Sure you are. [Applause] I see I like that they salty thanks very much why don't if anybody would notice I asked the custom staff to come aboard to save time I hope you don't mind by I told him you'd almost certainly has the nylon and a bottle of sin Owen asked you know ah I figured you found the place all right / yes yeah I picked these up ashore damn good hey we thought might find a boat from the contraband liquor well if you don't take over the lobsters are going crank up the engine I think of where is the cargo oh well I'm a favorite have to figure it out later now look here oh don't you copy oh we don't need to hang around them I did on the company I think of it a wine [Music] So much for camping I think I'll go take a look at something oh no I'll go I know ready that's like oh boy shall I Drive a little bit don't take the helmet. I mean again I'm just I reckon if the hell should say hey cowboy I told you we had to pick it up later yeah give us a hand what's in this thing I'm rather afraid it's Brenda Brenda what about you look you're not bringing that stuff aboard my ship oh cool did you think my. Berto jams or what else could I do well you might have had the distance in his head what the job was well I didn't want to get you involved involved I only went into the place and paid over the money myself yes I met I always bother rottens in anyway all you got to do now is to get me back to England then you'll be shot of the whole thing what about the customs here son oh I've got all that tape we can slip in easily before they're out of bed they'll never get it and it'll still be dark surely you can get it up the creek without using your engine not inside that boy shows it's very muddy of course but how exactly what we'd be smugglers mm-hmm I'll go and get her underway [Music] 22nd that's it start fighting we're making yesterday novotn England home and something to eat something to declare if I have any sense you're still lying about the customs oh boy don't give him a single thought [Music] [Music] I am. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] Where's the Mori master well him he's a very smart chap you ask me so smarty haven't come you can why do boy I only come because I knew I couldn't stop you the custom they're still looking at it for the cross three days I tell you only come well never mind that now that you are here custom. [Music] [Music] Come on up Cody come back custard very well we better get on with the unloading I'm learning you can't stop it look all we agreed was to get it here well we've got it here and this is where we get rid of it you can't unionize gonna be back in my mornings movie tired on the turn no we can't afford to get stuck on the meadow hi well what am I to do no idea what this time the great lady what they put this daughter in the creak of a heart oh boy I think he's got it not in a match of the house that we're due proposed I'm and it is mine in the sale doctor I saw it this morning sure you can find the spot again yes I'll manage sure you don't want a little ask him no thanks I'll find someone to give me a hand good luck I only hope he does find someone to help him yeah well crafty devil you're awfully rude about him he's all right I like adventurous people I've had enough adventure for one night I want to get some sleep and a lot of things you're doing you hear more of this damn gold till your way good morning darling for some time getting on for midday what is gusting I was finished before yesterday maybe I didn't get our latest news what they were doing up at night no nice and I must say for insurance people they couldn't have been less I can charge people they even wanted to note any smoke damage the ballerina yeah I know but I told them they could staring it must be an insurer honey that's right yeah I don't keep her more than a moment I hope you are from the waterways and general Customs and. Excise No oh you senior people already they tell us this morning crack of dawn I'm sure they did just one or two small things I'd like to ask okay's doing I understand you ain't got mast and crank at dawn this morning thanks Rick yes that's right may I ask why fishing without lights I believe you also had a slight collision to infect the motor crews were at her moorings. Zachary Tony that's just a matter between our owners and obviously it was a point about it would rather interests my department. Marc you're gonna lead coming back was about a foot higher than the one you made going in what you're unloading up there three fellas as he showed his time place to do so and the question of the tide we didn't want to get stuck out there all day as it was with those bottom want advice on the way down in addition to touching somebody else's paper well I think that's all oh do have a drink I'm sure you're bored no thanks alright won't say no to that thank you swallowed it hook line & 3 instantly one thing still have well let him Johnny own stuff here by now ahead that's engineer and dollars well you around a Shawn get Saudis not popular okay be wagon sale limits today don't work you've adventure boots they wind up loaded and came back like a gym sometime your memory no we do not go out there saying it was melis huh you're sure thanks yes morning early it's time to pop across the channel alright [Music] Yes sir right here this is the tree it's still there I knew it no time to fish on some cake in it and then you haven't seen it here he'll definitely darling it'll take half a dozen human beings to ship this okay so you can work out how many of these would take my darling I think I have an idea. Sarabeth one would you boys like to lend some money all right don't want that you see this rope there's a net attached to the end of it somewhere out of water and in it are some very precious dollars they ought not to be there um somewhere out the way she mothered what note it yeah I'm on Oh we'll pay all right how much how about sixpence a battle that's the shops good zero Korea what the pixel self said at times is Bubba for a barrel plate or leave it it's a deal now then what's going on I say would you mind going away my boys are trying to take me down in vain so far I kept your boot leave all their attention like this thank you so much [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] This looks like a spot all right well it's just about here somewhere well then go too hard okay yes but you look down there through the road [Music] [Music] Now I'm gonna get delivered this afternoon where are we going wherever we dump them they look conspicuous no no darling you're improving no good sticking around here come on well what a market is the future for delivering south-western I wonder what is doing in this partner where it looks like a job for the preventive officer yes sir I'd like to know with a double edged knife Scott - I ultra stay to the van I won't never to elect it Hey look that was a fine mr. Littleton what's your affair we finished it where they measure less now listen it's no good appealing to my detonator I've lost it. Ms Brown is lost I'm not appealing do anything I just want to know where you put the stuff well hang it all I'm only trying to help you help us why said after all it was your fucking movie you paid the money over in France are you well well it's a slight break we wanted tally oh boy of course under steamroller now listen we're not fooling we had what road that stuff Oh Lodi yes it's oysters we've got a restaurant up in town do I don't let they had to break down moister it won't be tar then no it isn't oh don't smell like tar Mustaine don't smell nothing fishy about him though neither hey pickled in spirits no no you think I think it's where the Capitol interview forget all about it just as you like fucking money Out Boy hmm no rest of mine went down with the excels here what's your ploys excuse me could you tell where the nearest telephone boxes. Branton poor boy you can't miss it. Frampton I'm not gonna get there sorry I'm just gonna get anywhere with this stuff one thing certain customers men now know something was don't anything ah impacted no they know that somebody moved if it wasn't used it must have been us but we can't stay here what you gonna do next thing that comes along [Music] Which the stuff out here that's right all right we'll get in the car show me where you took there you juice out these I'll get the police to throw a cordon around the district and check all traffic leaving the area has been contraband brought our far is Brampton then what exactly is it that you want me to do with you and yes step 6 ed weeks maybe pain baits all along the ways. Benton tonight largest a tomorrow night I've gotta get that cut to London by the end of the week I've got to be back at the office early and I've got to get your phone be quiet. Georgian - all laugh more keys to better off head and stuck on the road chances are we won't reach London at all we don't take a bit of money on the next couple nights the shadows sell up lock stock and barrel not about how well that's a good house tonight keys to moving in the right direction [Music] I just thought if you could send a breakdown man no no only the back wheels well I was turning we're supposed to be in southwest them you had no right to be anywhere near Marsden tree oh I know that mitten I've got that's why return if you could send a breakdown then vote boot what on earth do you want a bird for a turret what for the laundry or somebody but I know just what it's saying well you can find another job I don't know what you've been paying that come and I don't want to well I've got some people here from the customs now asking about you the customs what I told them goodbye mr. Nath go let's go home miles can you see me. One thing you're not gonna do you think about now I'm gonna specialize in the morning you didn't say why you were speaking from I sit down just under frequent worse season four years when Oh have another look at the show while it's still on. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mr. vendors hiring a lorry from here because after what happened to Crete the police will be watching every road for miles good enough now that I think she's having one of her ideas just like the youth in seven teenagers who use twitch in 1781 it's not least a kitchen item twenty ponies rotting fruit brandy [Music] Bitch I'll they're trying to avoid integer arranged in a string of them covered in cake marching along the main work [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] You never come back if these things all over the place let's all right until you wind up in his round five you never come back but a word to me about it they were very rude to the laundry you must have gone through Brampton by the card from there to ask him Brampton at all without any luck you had a card you say yes for mr. Klump lifted things all over the place what's me to parcel them up of your place and send them on personally if I didn't want his room rattle big fun where did you send them oh where now let me see oh yes I told my girl to do it big thing good morning darling how did this piece of ground in Dawson - off in I can't find anything on it tell us everything we shouldn't a fuss nobody must hurt nice all over not quietest don't got 14 barrels of antenna brandy in our head. I brought you breakfast oh there you are where was to recommend a pony or the ponies down at the stream walking surely he's in London London yes he told me to give you a message he's had to find another place to put the stuff cause of the ponies looking clear in the streets of London so you two go - Cordy that's a small village about 45 miles from here and he'll meet you at noon on the 12th that's the Delta tomorrow which were bidden journey said as first on the road to London yes yes I think we could take it take the old Roman Road right cross we can find the way darling do we go on we gonna what about breakfast yeah there's a mr. Rackham asking for you very well boys show him in good morning gentlemen I need to say what a glorious day I take it you say well not absolutely there has been a slight hitch that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Oh know what you get the stuff alright good heavens gentlemen it's just that I can't see myself eating a string of thick ponies dance in James's Street someone might start asking questions pink ponies 9007 yes well I don't want to bother you with all the details but I've had a spot of lorry trouble so I've turned to the packhorse time-honored method you know 524 News starting to the dark you know the opening star bit and anything on wheels ones away from traffic one simply sticks to the old. Roman roads little mind the Roman roads to reckon are we to receive the consignment or not why gentlemen you don't think I like your boundary certainly not but the matter is pressing is about mr. Frost mister reckon it's sufficiently distressing orders to find ourselves compelled to deal in contraband although such methods are by no means without precedent mr. Rackham you will understand but since its foundation it has been the tradition of this firm to supply our clients whatever treating difficulties existed at the time the finest quality wines accustomed you see mr. Rackham one our client remember not only many of the leading families in Debrett several notable London club yes I knew gentlemen I'm just trying to explain makuey yesterday his sentence Butler the most urgent appeal certain planet we've managed to supplied with families and generations unobtainable able to meet our nearing the end of this top of Napoleon brandy the most hard Christopher very good cognac insist on the best quality while refusing to pay the price the opposition dude is so high and supply so limited contraband or otherwise we must have delivery mr. Eko and so you shall gentlemen so just let me have some transport at the New. England quarterly at 12 o'clock tomorrow and you in the new enter a public health public house in broad daylight have you taken leave of your sins Mads don't you see that the video penis of our action movies are suspicious who in his right mind would never think of transferring smuggled liquor in the backyard of a pub. Jorian nice and sing out and that gentleman is exactly what we're going to do very well mr. Beckham but in your hands good day definitely so the whole thing seems most irregular. [Music] Are you sure we're on absolutely certain I may have my fault with my math reading is you seem to be enough [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] These are animals wandering all over the public highway no I'll Tony - crumbs are don't pitch them you might have caught them serious accident what terribly sorry we're just training them well you've no business to train him on the main road you know oh we weren't we were just about to close out the old revenue I see what exactly were training these animals for hey it's not a sort of expedition at the Amazon the Andes I mean we're gonna cross them trans and getting the expression society but British of course the British imperial trans Andy and exploration Society said well see it doesn't happen again. Oh. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Excuse me hmm are we in the right direction say lemon road now you're wanting the one to Londinium on what does the other that do you ah yes the Athenian way it lies over the crest of the next year you're you can't thank you very much light won't be allowed to inquire the significance of the little Paulie oh we're training them for the pretty trends and an exploration Society now are you closing this not too much sorry we're not arts painting is all my fault hey wasn't I should have taught you the difference between port and starboard. I see it so much Rumble engine oh is this not the old Roman Road they never sinned so when I bought it you're doing this for pleasure. Hilda be supporting them or something. British imperial champion inspiration I see this should hard the map over like were you hitting for I can give you a nice shelter you want it gonna get worse crash is still falling thanks very much we could do with it how long did babies I'm standing the bottom there [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] There you are them yours for the night find some fun of the animals on the spot you'll get your pennies pin it down then come along you'll want to dry yourselves they have some dinner tell me she's living to run you apart more cheese a pair my watch is the best for 30 miles around you and how you do it on to ration books huh very good but it still till she bottles that are drinkable see I was born in that path oh hi romantic yeah on top of the Andes no gang come on Tara of course oh the Montana yeah yes naturally with those panties oh they were specially chosen for hired by the Royal Victoria. College that case they said they went along of Montana in any event I cannot see why don't get all the expensive shipping ponies at a sudden miracle and attentively good mules can be had on the spot dented the road but I do know the country not a cap and then an old farmer I have knocked around the world what's the record racket I don't know what I mean what I will leave smuggled in 14 cakes of brandy from France for a friend well on our way to head together what's he paying for it very isn't it it's going somebody another three pounds a litre I think he said they were paying what what you're going to Nets London spills hypocrite read prints and they can sell it to seven but you're insane you must are six at least what you per fish plainly need is a marketing ball is the stuff printable we haven't tasted it haven't tasted you people trust the first color that comes along trusted you well let's not sit here one day let's find out donor well there's no cheating the daddy try it. No thanks aren't you total nonsense man your weapon report this just in you know there's France not big miles away swimming in the stuff about 15 shoes a bottle and what we have to pay for it here three pounds or more and where's the money go send in our forms for farmers divinities I wholeheartedly congratulate you all three of you and your absent fit you will revive but Doris the past when every country gentlemen well filled his cellar clothed his wife of the Baxter pet parrots in you the splendors the 18th century live again and that falls all branded how was it our good friend Roger Kipling so a nubbly put it Ivan twenty ponies cutting through the dark [Music] Never I get to do I'm gonna form a syndicate there's plenty of money in this district since we found out how to keep dairy cattle on the earth and dance all the around why should a lot of. London's kids have all the good stuff with all we to the poll is out Jerry mine and gum and shedded I'll take your entire consignment Pike report we turned it doesn't like honor among thieves I would draw it but I did Laurent a vision you understand your cancer all normal to nip it is and take this gentleman to a little village called Court name order where he will deliver to your where. Simon yes yes that you will immediately bring back here no what is it this time like we the old Ellen okay see you [Music] Come on I believe you have a parcel for me something please come I see please rest 10 Oh No Kenna post-ops gee crumb ah that'll be it Thanks can I see your identity card please dad. Oh it'll be in sorry to give me the pass I'll get it out dear I'm sorry I'm not supposed to give you a parcel without I see your identity card can I help probably don't know me but I know you till yes used to deliver my laundry well I can vouch for mr. crumb I think you can safely hand it over oh that would be alright then BOOM thank you very much sir the lucky one happen to be here you working in this part of the world now well in a way passing through I'll have to worry perhaps I can give you a lift oh no I'm only gonna fasten you in well I'll stroll across with you and have one I'm bunch opponent what is it you're wondering so he's burning up oh he's not the ponies they're going to use it they wouldn't send the aptitude test ah I'll tell you what as a farmer around these parts to the bit of dealing on the side you might like to buy that bunch see me taking her to market to be in soon I'll tell him I'll be fine quite sure you haven't I'm preparin take no thanks really I've got a minute there's my friends goodbye well now my friends - my friends with a palace without the palace to mean hello hmm well now that we're all together there one or two questions I'd like to ask shall we go in okay well this is a pleasant surprise um do have I have a brown ale please a brown it yeah another one back to see you a couple of days ago but of course you weren't on the boat that I noticed you had some new ballast of course we are we had to replace it yes we've got some of the very next thing I see two of my men found your van at Marston Creek what were you doing there give me the lift to mr. Rackham where is mr. Rackham oh you'll be here any minute now [Music] [Music] You're the chap at some point if you sell goods from horny Pelle you mean you want to buy there I might do well hello I don't mind telling you there's a really first costume is tip-top condition it is more mileage I'm only selling cuz I'm going to South America yes and look equally good either in you dipped Allen mutton or make up your mind because if you are you're wanted on the phone London what you asking well how much you offering 75 done yeah yeah customs what's going on [Applause] [Music] [Music] And where did the top you can't stay [Applause] Not right there how are we gonna get them back there right now [Music] [Music] Double brandy please double brandy I was with some people in here a little while back you don't happen to know where they've gone didn't say sir quite a few in here we were over by the window there were two men and a young woman she had sort of three-quarter length flex oh is it certainly me actually landlord of the newly what about of this time an item got something for you Randy for the part right uh-huh have it well no well I thought well hey. Cletus go to five gallons kilometres mine no call it a quartile boy alright and for our purposes we'll call it a court you know I could have done with. Chet Oh God ya know what we got our pictures in the paper what Sunday Times nice hey don't you hold up with you basically you know giveaway lucky thing I got her to the ponies you're lucky a store and I got rid of all the brandy yes I took their day before yesterday when they left here which direction were they going they started off towards the Athenaeum way over there I watched him go a quaint and altogether delightful sight for these days so they went straight off along the Roman Road no strangely enough they turned off towards that cup of trees over there by the right I love their damage remember the name I'm mr. Riddler what have you done with your ponies where's the owner of this house I told you he's not at home afraid I'll have to keep you all here until we can search the place we weren't going anywhere sure we'll be no bitch I should go ahead old man all right have to part well now that we're all together there one or two questions I'd like to ask hey all I'm air it's fine. I like an indication of the very serious you can suspect which is attached on thinking people spurious or a picture romance now determined to suppress these practices at all costs determined at all costs and any failure aid will have been informed during the adjournment certain anonymous one may say this [Music] Let's hope we don't hit everything this time so all right charlie hi yes they got their holiday in the end in the autumn they were married and lived happily ever after me why actually I bought a better wine cellar in San James history do I maintain the old tradition or what do you think George oh yes he still with me. He's my chief wine - hurrah - George well I wish you all a very good day [Music] |
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