East Coast!
West Coast!
East Coast!
West Coast!
East Coast!
West Coast!
East Coast!
West Coast!
East Coast!
How does if feel to
be the centerfold
for losers?
Not this year.
Sharks all the way.
ALL: Yeah.
Just because you skanks
go all the way...
What?
...doesn't mean
your team will.
Boys.
One, two, three, four.
(CHEERlNG) "J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"
Jets kick ass
from east to west
All you do is shake your butts
Cheer 101 for stupid sluts
Qe're the Qest Coast Sharks
And we got bite
Qe got what it takes
to win this fight
Jets, you stiff,
you dull, you old
Your moves and motions
leave us cold
Carson, captain of their team
A loser even in her dreams
You said it all,
except one hitch
She's a stuck-up, nasty,
stupid little witch
You girls think
that you're ahead
Our mascot's moves
will knock you dead!
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
(CHEERlNG STOPS)
(SCREAMlNG)
I am so psyched!
No, really. This time
it wasn't a nightmare.
AEYSHA: Busted.
(GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG)
Damn! We're gonna
have some fun.
Fun? We're not here
to have fun, Ruben.
We're here to win.
Do you think East Coast
is here to have fun?
Hell, no! So, no fun.
Okay. I won't use
the "F" word anymore.
Look, this year we're
taking the title and
going on the world tour.
Hell to the yeah!
Let's bust some
East Coast attitude!
Reality check.
The Jets have beat us
three years in a row.
What's your problem,
doom cookie?
No problem. Let the
disemboweling begin!
Dibs on their entrails!
REPORTER: Cheer TV is live
at the Hard Rock Hotel
at Universal Orlando.
And I'm here
with Pepper Driscoll
and Vance Voorhees,
owners of the two
rival cheer camps.
Pepper, can you tell
us a little bit about
the All Star Cheer
Camp Championships?
I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special,
because the winning
squad will represent
our great nation
on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour.
That's right.
And my teams will come
in at least first and
second place again.
Pepper's camp has
both champion squads
that epitomize the clash
in American cheer styles.
In fact, last year,
one of her squads,
the East Coast Jets,
with their traditional
cheer moves
narrowly defeated
the West Coast Sharks,
another one of Pepper's
squads shown here
with their new wave
dance styling
inspired by music
video choreography.
In the cheer world,
the controversy
is brewing over
what exactly
defines cheerleading,
precision or flavor.
Speaking of controversy,
Vance,
is the bad blood between
your Camp Victory
and Pepper's Camp
Spirit Thunder
related to your divorce?
Of course not.
We're both professionals,
and we handle
our craft seriously.
Which is why I can
say that, this year,
a Camp Victory team
will vanquish all comers.
(SCOFFS) By vanquish
he means third again.
No, this year Camp Victory
has a secret weapon.
Bulltwinkle, you do not.
We do, and I guess
you're gonna have
to wait and see.
Well, we'll all see
in this Saturday's
World Cheer Exhibition
right here on Cheer TV.
All right, after
everybody unpacks,
we need to practice
our home routine.
We just got here.
Yeah, and if we want
to leave here winners,
it's going to take
practice, practice
and more practice.
And after that...
Oh, my God. Carson.
I'm, like, so glad
you came back this year.
Hey, Brooke,
of course we came back.
After losing to us
three years in a row,
it's, like, so brave.
Yo! Can we burn this
Least Coast trash?
You know what?
They're not even
worth it, Aeysha.
Give it up, Brooke.
We're not gonna
play like that.
Oh, you mean
like champions?
Yeah. Not really
your thing, huh?
Practice in
Ta-ta.
(CHEERlNG)
Qe're from the Qest Coast
The mighty, mighty Qest Coast
Qe ain't got no fear
Qe're the best,
it's our year!
Q-E-S-T,
Qest Coast can't be beat!
I think it's
time for a little
guerilla warfare.
Brooke, where are we
gonna find gorillas?
Just follow my lead.
All right, you guys,
spread out. Give it
flavor.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, four,
five and six,
seven and eight.
One, two, and four,
five and six, seven
and eight.
One and two...
Ignore them!
Six, seven, eight.
BROOKE: Hey, girls.
Oh, hell, no.
RUBEN: Oh, shit.
She's gonna go throw down.
Yo, Paris Hilton.
If you and this little
purse dog of yours
ever pull that skanky
East Coast mess again,
I will slice you like
government cheese!
Aeysha, give it a rest.
Give it a rest.
I swear to
you I will...
I didn't know
the government
made cheese.
She better watch
her back.
What?
You go, girl.
You know what?
I need to rework
that transition, anyway,
so free time until
opening ceremonies.
(GlRLS SCREAMlNG)
(EXCLAlMS)
Whoa.
Hey, are you okay?
I'm fine.
You kind of
got skid marks.
Good. Now the police can
track down the stroller.
Hey, why do I feel like
I've met you before?
I don't know.
Maybe in a prior life.
Well, I was thinking
this one, but now
that sounds whack.
So, where are
you from?
California. A place
called Eden Hills. You?
Nowhere and everywhere.
You know,
I'm an army brat.
I guess I'm just
a regular brat.
I've never been
out of the country.
We just moved
back from London.
Really?
We're going there soon.
Oh, you're gonna
love England.
You know me so well.
Oh, no doubt.
Because, you know,
in our prior life,
when we were guards
at Buckingham Palace,
you were that
hottie wearing
that bearskin hat.
Of course, all the
guards were trying
to hook up with you.
Oh, right, let me guess.
You defended my honor.
No, I was trying
to get at you, too.
Hey, you ever done
the Double-Dragon?
What?
(YELLlNG)
Right. I got to go.
Hey, hold up, skids.
What if I want
to see you again?
(CLlCKS)
Number?
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
(PHONE CLlCKS)
Cool. Now, I got
your number, skids.
It's Carson.
It's Penn.
If you need help
wiping that off...
Just so you know,
I'm not mad anymore.
I MySpaced it all
out of my system.
Now, hurry up,
or we're gonna be late
for the opening ceremony.
Why him? Why now?
Why who?
Aeysha,
I met this guy.
What? I wasn't even
sure you remember
what guys were.
His name is Penn
and he's so...
Carson, breathe.
He's awesome and smart,
but in a good way.
And he's hot,
caliente hot.
Aeysha, I want
to lick his abs.
But you didn't, right?
No!
I need to stay focused,
that means no cute boys.
Right now,
beating the Jets
is my top priority.
And you're doing
the right thing.
I know.
So, can I have him?
Ooh, Penn looks hot.
Just don't.
What do you mean?
I like your hair
that way, Chelsea.
Oh, it's this new gel.
My hair always looks
better when there's
something sticky in it.
All right.
Who is she?
What?
The girl who's
making you stupid.
All right.
Check it out.
I met her today
when I was running.
Her name's...
Carson!
Carson!
Right.
Wrong.
She's a Shark.
She's the frigging
captain of the Sharks.
And what did she say?
What did she want?
Did she ask about
our routines?
Yeah, right.
Cheering was the last
thing we talked about.
Penn, she's like
your sworn emeny.
I swear it.
Trust me.
She's not my enemy.
Penn, you need to know.
Carson's a two-faced,
back-biting,
man-eating Shark!
Yeah. And guys
hate biters.
Why are you guys
busting on me?
Because you
don't get it.
Yeah. I think I do.
Don't flatter yourself, Penn.
This is about our team,
about winning.
So now what, Captain?
Are you gonna forbid me
from seeing Carson?
I would never do that.
Good, 'cause it
wouldn't work.
(EXCLAlMS)
He can't date a Shark!
Duh, Chelsea.
Watch and learn.
(CHEERlNG)
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi, everybody.
Qelcome to Camp
Spirit Thunder.
(WHOOPS)
This year,
we're so proud to welcome
a new member to
our family, okay.
I heard she's
really tough.
Give a big Spirit welcome
to our new choreographer,
Chicago.
Come on up here, girl.
(WHlSTLES)
All right, all eyes on me.
Now, I want you all
to remember this
gorgeous face,
'cause it will
haunt you in your sleep.
Now, I believe in hard work.
Qinning knows no pain.
So, when I say jump,
I wanna hear, "How high?"
Now jump.
ALL: How high?
That's what I'm
talking about.
Don't hate the
player, baby.
Okay, seriously,
Cheerzilla is
a little scary.
What? I love her.
She's the kind of black
woman gay men emulate.
She's amazing.
Qelcome your cheer-tastic 2008
Spirit Thunder instructors!
Come on, guys.
That was
really great.
(CONGA PLAYlNG)
(ALL CHEERlNG)
Yeah! Aren't they terrific?
Aren't they wonderful?
Yeah!
All right.
And now, as you know,
we have a very special
tradition here
at Camp Spirit Thunder.
This spirit stick
was given to me
by the father of
cheerleading himself,
Herkie Herkimer.
It embodies the heart and
the soul of cheerleading,
and it brings the luck
of the cheer spirits.
So, each team will
be able to experience
its powerful aura
for one night.
That's right.
And last year's winners
of the Championships will
have the honors first,
the East Coast Jets.
Go get it.
What?
Come on.
You do it. Go.
What?
Just a warning.
Lose the stick and you
will face the wrath of
the cheer gods.
I once knew a cheerleader
who misplaced the stick
for just one day
and she broke her leg
doing a simple toe touch.
Wait for it.
So guard it with
your lives, people.
Wait for it.
You will find good
fortune while it's in
your possession, Jets.
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(GASPS)
Cheer smackdown.
Words, shorty.
Use your words.
Him.
Abs Penn.
Go Jets.
Oh, girl.
You know a cheer Crip
can't be hitting it
with a cheer Blood.
All right. Everybody
have a fun and safe week
here at Camp Spirit Thunder!
You're a Jet?
Yeah, that's
a trip, huh?
Why didn't you
tell me?
What, that I was
a male cheerleader?
Sure. That's a real
panty-dropper!
Look, I didn't
mean any...
Did Brooke tell
you to play me?
Sucks to be you, huh?
Carson, I didn't know
you were a cheerleader.
Like...
And what's the big deal?
I'm a Jet. So what?
So what?
I cannot have an
inter-cheeracial
relationship!
(CELL PHONES RlNGlNG)
Hello?
VANCE: Greetings,
Camp Spirit Thunder.
Just a friendly
video postcard
from Camp Victory.
Looking very forward
to seeing you in the
Championships.
Qe've got a secret
weapon this year.
Say, Pepper, how many
of your kids can throw
a roundoff, back handspring
double-fold twist?
Oh, none?
(LAUGHS)
Meet the new and
improved Flamingos.
See you at the...
The Flamingos?
They can barely
stand on one leg.
Everybody,
it is all right.
Vance Voorhees is just
trying to psyche us out.
Okay?
And it didn't work
last year, and it's
not gonna work this year.
We always win.
Nothing's gonna
stop us this week.
Except the Sharks.
Your little trick's
not gonna work, Brooke.
Making sure I knew
Penn was a Jet
makes it that much
easier to resist him.
(EXCLAlMS)
I'm no player,
but I thought l
had a little game.
Sorry, Penn,
but I've only got
one thing on my mind,
and that is
crushing your squad.
Not even in your
dreams, Carson.
We're done here.
Let's go.
Hey, can you go on
spiritaccessories.com
and see if they
have the key chains
that light up?
If pink is the new black,
what's the new pink?
Aeysha, I'm trying
to work here.
I have to find a killer
stunt that'll knock East
Coast on their spanks.
Sorry.
It doesn't matter.
I can't concentrate anyway.
Hey, you need to get
serious, 'cause I don't
care how cute he is,
we are here
to win, right?
True that, sister, yo.
Girl, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Come on.
My granny can jump higher
than that from her grave.
...seven, eight, one.
Okay, Sarah,
you're up.
Let's have a little
spirit this time.
(CHEERlNG) 1st and 10,
do it again. Go, go
All right, Ruben,
you're up.
P-E-A-C-E.
Peace to the Middle East
Go, planet!
He can't do that,
can he?
I mean, if he cheers
for peace, then the
terrorists win! Duh!
Showmanship.
That's what sells
the performance.
So, I want everyone
to give me big facials.
Because you have
to remember
that points will be
deducted for bad
facials, okay?
All right. All right,
you guys, now.
Any of those dance
moves can be used
in a cheer routine.
Since when is dance
a part of cheerleading,
anyway?
Since the world
first started recognizing
that cheerleading was real.
I mean, think about
it, you guys.
If you've got some
dope cheerleading,
you're throwing
some hot dance moves
and you got some
crazy tumbling.
What do you have?
You got a triple
threat, right?
Triple threat
right here.
Yo, I got this.
Okay. Okay.
Bring it, boo.
Ain't like they can
hang when a sister
gets to cracking
and popping her
collarbone.
You smell me?
What the hell
are you doing?
I'm keeping it real,
sister.
Keeping it real
for who?
You need to just
be you, okay, boo?
Just be you.
(CHEERlNG)
I love it when we win
The only thing that's better
Is when it's twice as long
And I get a double-header
Your cart.
First off, we're gonna
start with happy,
happy, happy.
We're so happy
to be here. Good.
All right, now,
surprise.
(GASPS)
What just happened?
I don't know but
it was wonderful.
Uh-oh! Here comes
the big wink for you
in the back, judge.
Big wink.
There we go.
Come on, girl. Sunshine,
I have seen better
facials at a funeral,
and I'm talking
about the corpses.
Oh, we like that,
do we?
Well, let's just
make that smile...
(SNARLS)
Oh, gosh.
Okay, all right.
Well, the workshop is over.
Do just one facial.
Come on.
If you hate
cheerleading so much,
why do you do it?
For Satan.
That's a shiny nugget
I did not need to know.
BOY: It's just like
yoga, you know.
GlRL: It is.
Satan is my car.
My parents promised me
payments and insurance
if I join the squad.
Well, my parents
promised me a car if
I stop cheerleading.
And if I nail a girl,
I get my own apartment.
See, that was
almost a facial.
Yeah, in Transylvania.
Step off, Brooke.
Who are you?
Her fairy Goth-mother?
Brooke, get over yourself,
and stop sweating my team.
Why would anyone
listen to you?
You suck as a gymnast
and a captain, too.
Cheer-off. Sharks!
Yeah.
Five, six, seven, eight.
(CHEERlNG)
It don't matter what we do
Music, baby, is our cue
Hands and shoulders,
face so tight
All our moves
will rock this fight
Our moves are tight,
we lift with ease
The things we do
will make you wheeze
So watch us strike
our muscle pose
Qhile you all prance
and dosey-doe
That was cute,
your pose was dull
But all of you
have belly rolls
Once again we
groove with flare
The moves we do,
you wouldn't dare
So listen quick while
your face gets cracked
One, two, three, you're wack
Your rhymes are fun,
but we're still good
Qe still can stunt,
you're from the hood
Hood rats, good rats,
what are you called?
The moves you do
won't win at all
So listen quick, oops
You said that rhyme
One, two, three, our time
Motions, motions,
hear them roar
No one's knocking at your door
Qith no rhythm
and with no sass
All of you can kiss our ass
Dance, 10, looks, 3
The moves you do
make us all pee
Qe laugh, we cry,
we all say hi
'Cause when you dance,
it's bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye
Bye.
Bye. Have fun.
Bye.
Yo, that was shady,
Brooke.
Please, you totally
popped a chubber.
Hey, Brooke.
What?
(CHEERlNG)
You've got no clue,
you're in the dark
Qake up call,
it's the year of the...
(SCREAMS)
Come on, babycakes.
If we all just imagine
this world's a fabulous
place, it'll happen.
I see children
frolicking under a rainbow
eating hormone-free treats.
A unicorn.
I see mutant turtles
gnawing on festering
human flesh.
(EXCLAlMS)
They ate the unicorn.
You need Jesus.
Or Prozac.
Thanks for trying to
cheer me up, Ruben,
but I'm more mad at
myself than Brooke.
I let her get to me.
That's why we lost
the cheer-off.
Yeah, that bites.
You gonna finish
that steak?
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
Spirit to you.
Hey, I heard
you had kind of
a rough day, huh?
But your luck's
about to change.
Okay. All right.
Oh, West Coast Sharks,
may the luck of Herkie
smile on you
as it has for me.
(CHEERlNG) Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Go Sharks
Okay, guys, we got
to give props to
the spirits,
but isn't this
a little extreme?
You know how nasty
some cheerleaders can
be when they're alive.
Do you really want
to risk the dead ones
hating on you?
Then let's do this right.
Look, off.
Fire, water, earth,
air, spirit stick.
You know what this
really needs to pop?
The blood of a virgin.
Okay. Why are you
guys looking at me?
Come on, Carson,
just a little pin prick.
If she can take
a little prick, she
wouldn't be a virgin.
RUBEN: You coming?
Hell to the yeah.
Where?
You wouldn't
be into it.
Cheer poker with
the Prairie Dogs.
What's the buy-in?
Sarah, this is
cheer poker.
Sounds like easy
pickings. Wait.
Who's gonna guard
the spirit stick?
You know what?
You guys go.
I'm captain,
I'll do stick duty.
Thanks.
Thanks, boo.
SARAH:
What room is the poker game?
RUBEN:
Dumpy Dogs have a suite.
Why can't I delete you?
(HlSSES)
Down here.
Penn, what are you doing?
Well, you don't
answer my calls
and texts,
so I had to do it
old school and show
up in person.
Don't make me serenade you.
Penn, you're a Jet.
We can't...
I know. I know. Look,
let's just do the rides.
No cheer talk.
I promise.
The Double-Dragon?
Now you're talking.
I'll meet you.
Cradle.
(SCREAMlNG)
That was sick!
You had fun,
didn't you?
Hey! I know how
to play, bro.
Mmm-hmm.
What? I take
cheering seriously.
You know,
my team's counting on me.
I'm not gonna
let them down.
Word on the street?
It's just summer camp.
Yeah, maybe for you.
We worked our butts
off just to get here.
So did we.
And we had to
raise a lot of money.
You know,
wet T-shirt car washes.
Trust me. I know.
Anyways, winning
a competition like this,
it could really up
my chance of getting
a scholarship to college.
I even had to get
a team scholarship
just to get here.
Yeah, so did l.
You know, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
In my case, it is.
What do you mean?
Look, don't get all
serious on me, skids.
Come on.
(CHEERlNG)
You fumbled on the flop
Qe'll trick you on the turn
Now here comes the river
and the P-Dog burn!
You Dogs think you
can fool us Sharks
at poker faces.
You are so bluffing,
Prairie Dog. I call.
Trip cowboys.
I beat that.
How about my three
bullets shoot down
your cowboys?
P-Dogs rule!
Oh, yeah? How about
a Texas titty twister
on the house?
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, no, what the...
Go, go. Oh, no,
we got them.
We got his shorts.
Look, shark.
(GUN FlRES)
A world tour is
no big deal to me.
I've been overseas
my whole life.
Well, if you win again,
you can get a cheer
scholarship, too.
To West Point?
Okay, wait, why would
you go there?
You're a musician
and a dancer.
(SlGHS)
Yeah, well, my father
is a son of immigrants,
and they came
from nothing.
And after he made
a career out of
the military,
he had everything.
So, all his sons
went to West Point.
There's five of us, and,
well, I'm the last one.
So, my parents, well,
my father expects it.
Well, can't you
talk to him?
I mean, won't
he let you cheer
somewhere else?
Wait. He doesn't know?
My dad would
spew a colon.
I kind of told
him I joined the
tae kwon do team.
Can I tell you a secret,
but just between us?
Sure.
(SlGHS)
What?
Even though my
family has money,
I took a team scholarship
because I didn't
want him to find
out about Cheer Camp.
Wow. Well, does
your team know?
Weak, huh?
So, where does your
dad think you are now?
Extreme Warrior
Martial Arts Camp.
He watched me
pack my nunchuks.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(BOTH SHOUT)
Whoa, you sharks
do stick together.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Yeah, get it, get it.
Move it.
Come on, honey.
Oh, go get Carson.
Honey, that girl
can wear a thong.
Yeah, my girl needs
to learn to hang.
But we need to take
this show to my crib.
She's guarding
the stick there.
Come on, you all,
let's go. Let's go.
Yo, Carson dipped out.
And took the stick.
Where?
Maybe my girl
learned to hang.
Come on,
let's go find her.
You know, I should
really get going.
I just told you
my darkest secret.
Yeah, I know, but...
Look, when was the
last time you just
danced for fun?
Without being
thrown in the air
every few seconds?
A bar mitzvah
three years ago.
So, Jet boy thinks
he can handle
West Coast moves?
I think Shark girl's
asking the wrong question.
(BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG)
(EXCLAlMS)
No, Carson wouldn't
bring it here.
Too many haters.
Where else
can we look?
I think I have an idea.
Carson!
Oh, no.
What?
I'm about to have
a secret, too.
Carson!
What are you guys
doing here?
Us? You need to
check yourself.
We were just
hanging out.
Carson, give us back
the spirit stick.
You junk up its
karma around here
with all these civilians.
Ruben, it's in our room.
SARAH: No, it's not.
Why do you think
we're out here
looking for you?
Somebody jacked it,
and now we know for
sure who.
ALL: Jets!
(CHEERlNG) Jets kick ass
from east to west
And speaking
of coincidence...
You lost the
spirit stick.
Ooh! You Sharks
are tuna.
Just give it back.
Carson, this isn't
a Jets prank.
I wouldn't scam
you like this.
Come on, Carson,
it's just a big
coincidence
how he got you
out of your room
and then the spirit
stick was stolen.
Seems wrong he didn't
tell you he was a Jet
when he met you.
That's right.
This has cheer bitch's
skanky paw prints
all over it!
Don't let them play
us again, Carson.
It's our year,
remember?
This is so whack.
Look, Carson.
I'll help you look
for the stupid stick,
all right?
What?
Stupid stick?
Yeah. I'll help
you look, too.
Look, don't get all
crazy about this, okay?
No, it's not okay.
How can I trust someone
who lies to his own team?
Carson.
You know, he didn't
need you guys
to raise travel
money for the trip.
He was too scared
to tell his dad
about Cheer Camp.
She's a liar,
right, Penn?
No, Brooke. I should
have just believed you
when you said Sharks and
Jets were sworn enemies.
Now I know why.
You showed your true
colors, didn't you?
And you showed
you're just a Jet.
Have fun being cursed,
losers.
Hey, we sold candy
bars for you, dude.
I'll pay you back
the money, okay?
But those Butterfingers
were heavy.
GlRL: Hey, Pepper.
Heard the Sharks
totally lost the
spirit stick.
What?
Yeah, they're
over there.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
See you.
(GlGGLES)
Uh-oh.
So it's true.
You lost my spirit stick.
Pepper, I'm sorry.
Look, I got distracted...
Well, it was up
to you to guard
it with your lives.
We'll find it, Pepper.
Oh, you better.
Yeah, so, on the real,
what happens if we don't?
Oh, who knows?
You remember that
cheerleader I was
telling you about?
Well, after she
broke her leg,
her entire team
got some kind of
nasty stomach virus,
and they all vomited
on the competition floor,
all right?
And, needless to say,
everyone was happy
to see them go
home the next day,
including the judges.
Okay, stop!
We are not cursed.
Not even the
spirit stick gods
can take this victory
away from us.
We are going to win,
damn it.
Pyramid, seven, eight.
One, two, three and
four, five, six...
Hey.
(GROANlNG)
You guys, get up!
This is one
fast-acting curse.
Hey!
(GASPlNG)
Damn curse.
(GROANlNG)
(SlGHS)
Are those the Sharks?
Yeah.
Don't let them touch you.
Let the curse be with you!
This is all the
money I've got
on me right now.
So I can give you
the rest as soon as
I can, all right?
That's not what
I care about.
So, what's your deal,
Penn?
Do you want to
be here or not?
At this minute, not so much.
I'm serious.
We want to win.
Now you know
what kind of snakes
those Sharks really are.
Yeah. They're like snarks.
The enemy.
Yeah, I get it, Chelsea.
BROOKE: Do you?
Look, I get it.
You're not into me.
Nothing's gonna happen.
(CLEARS THROAT)
But it will happen
for this team.
And the only way
it's gonna work is
if we do this together.
CHELSEA: Yeah.
So, you're like
with us or what?
(CHEERlNG)
"J" to the "E" to
the "T" to the "S"
Jets kick ass
from east to west!
You know they
stole the stick.
It don't matter who
took it, we got to bust
a cap in this curse.
Even Ruben
thinks so now.
AEYSHA: You know what?
I think it's time for
Sarah to do her thing.
A cheer sacrifice?
Has it really come
to that?
Well, if it'll get us a win,
we'll do it at midnight.
O mighty fallen
cheer angels,
we summon thee from darkness.
We're sorry about
your spirit stick,
but shouldn't you
be cursing the skanky
succubae that stole it?
Not us.
While you process
our request,
will you please
accept our sacrifices?
Go, spirits!
It wouldn't hurt.
Girl! Your lucky
strapless?
If you love something,
set it free.
(EERlE MOANS)
Oh, my God.
The cheer spirits are here.
They don't sound cheerful.
Maybe it was just the wind.
(CRASHlNG)
That's for trying to
get us cursed, freaks!
Yeah, except that
you don't deserve.
Like we need to steal
the spirit stick to win.
You couldn't even beat me
in a cheer-off, loser.
All right, that's it.
You want a real battle?
Sharks and Jets,
right now.
Fair fight. No contact.
ALL: Cheer rumble!
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go,
you guys.
Let's do this.
Come on, you guys,
go around the corner.
Come on, guys, let's go.
Hey, snarks.
Bring it.
ALL: Jets!
Sharks!
Jets!
Sharks!
Pyramid! Higher!
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
What happened tonight
is an all-time,
an all-time low for
Camp Spirit Thunder!
You've just ruined
this camp's chances
against Vance.
And, even worse,
you lost my spirit stick.
Brooke, give Pepper
back her spirit stick.
Hey, loser,
if I had the stick,
why would my team
have gotten hurt?
CARSON: Because your team
started the rumble.
You don't even deserve...
Enough!
You kids have let
down yourselves, your
camp and your country.
Take a look around.
Neither of you have
enough team members
to compete now.
So in the morning,
when you get up,
there'll be buses
here waiting to
take you all home.
Good night!
Tomorrow, we need to whip
those little Prairie Dogs
into shape.
Then girlfriend,
you'd better pray
for a miracle.
Let's just go
home and pretend
this whole sorry
trip never happened.
What a nightmare.
Where's the
spirit stick?
Brooke, I know
you have it.
You're still
the rock star of stupid.
Why would I keep
the stick and
stay cursed?
RUBEN:
Can we all just get over it?
Even Paris and Nicole
settled their...
ALL: Shut up, Ruben!
(EERlE GROWL)
CARSON: Pepper?
Run! Flip! Jump high!
You dissed the spirits,
and die, die, die!
Pepper, let go!
(PEPPER LAUGHlNG EVlLLY)
(CARSON SCREAMlNG)
What the hell?
Brooke didn't steal
the spirit stick.
She would've
given it back by now
to get rid of the curse.
Whatever! She is still
a sick individual.
Now, just go to sleep.
I don't need any more
drama tonight, okay?
But that means
Penn had nothing to
do with it, either.
You guys,
we can't leave like this.
It's like we're
giving up.
I promised you guys a win,
and we're going
to get one.
Pretty.
Brooke,
I don't think you stole
the spirit stick anymore.
Like I give a flying
tuck what you think.
Well, I do think
you want to win
Camp Championships
as much as I do.
So what?
Well, if there was
any chance to stay
and compete,
you'd consider it, right?
Even if it meant
coming together.
Ew! That's like
cheer-cest!
Chelsea, I meant
combining our teams.
Look, it's about
not quitting.
Pepper wants
her camp to win,
I think she'll help us.
Brilliant plan, Carson.
Look, I think the Jets
are already on the
spirits' hit list.
Because of you.
Okay, well,
if we leave now,
we'll all stay cursed.
Come on, Brooke.
Boo that, freak!
We're out of here.
Penn?
Look, I'm sorry for...
Well, it's kind of
a long list.
Later, Carson.
You can call me skids!
What?
You wanted me
to say yes to
Hilary Duff light?
Strap on a pair, Penn.
Can I borrow yours?
Don't even try
to out-bitch me.
Yeah. Brooke's like
the Olym-bitch champion.
No doubt.
I just never pegged
you for a quitter.
I'm not quitting, Penn.
I'm embracing my future.
Which is freaking bright!
Everyone says so.
They say a lot of
other stuff about
her, too, you know.
Shut up, Chelsea!
Okay, we're in.
Yes.
I'm captain, of course.
(SLAPS)
You two perform together?
In what? A cheer death match?
No. We would be...
Co-captains.
Pepper, even with
only half our squads,
we've still got the best
cheerleaders in camp.
Hey, P-Dog! It is only
a jump if your feet
come off the ground.
Okay, hon?
Whatever.
Pep, I'm trying to tell
you, these Prairie
Dogs are so bad,
they can't even roll over.
Don't give up
on them yet.
Come on, you all.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Two, two, three, four...
(CHEERlNG)
Qe are the Flamingos!
Qe are the Flamingos!
Look. Please give
us a second chance.
Sorry, don't believe
in those, angel pants.
So you all just...
Qe are the Flamingos!
Qe are the Flamingos!
Qe are the Flamingos!
CARSON: Damn.
No Flamingo could throw
down like that last year.
Get out of my camp,
Voorhees!
Hey, we're just
passing through,
ma'am.
Don't get your
scort in a twist.
Wouldn't it be fun to,
like, rip him a new one
in Championships?
All right, you guys.
We called you out
here to tell you
that Pepper got
us approved with
the council.
And now all we
need is a new name.
I was thinking
the East-West Spirit?
Ain't that an
Amtrak train?
Why can't we
have a cool name,
like TomKat or Bennifer?
How about the Jarks?
How about
the Sharts?
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
How about the Shets?
I mean, I don't see
you guys coming up
with something better.
All right.
We're the Shets.
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
This ain't gonna work.
Remember what happened
to Tupac and Biggie?
We'll make it work.
We're combining
the best parts
of both routines,
so get up!
Get up. Up, guys.
Come on, you guys,
positions. Get up!
Penn and Chelsea,
get in the back.
(CHELSEA LAUGHlNG)
I so don't do
the back row.
Tell her, Brooke.
Why doesn't
Goth-a-sauraus
step to the back?
Because Goth...
Sarah can dance
her little ass off.
Now let's try this.
Come on.
(SNARLS)
Chels, please.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
Ready? Try it.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three,
four, five, six.
Two more.
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
Last one.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
I got this.
All right, everybody,
that was great.
We got the fever.
Yeah, bite me.
You're doing
great, honey.
Hey, Penn.
I...
I'll be back
before next practice.
You know, I was
hoping that we
could talk.
And by talk I mean,
you know, I thought
that maybe we could
have a do-over.
Do-over? Carson,
I think we're done.
Look, Penn, I'm sorry
I accused you of stealing
the spirit stick,
and, of course,
embarrassing you
and telling everyone
your darkest secret.
That was bad, but...
This could be
going better.
Look, Carson,
I'm gonna work my ass
off to help our team win.
But you and me,
I think we should
stick to our own coasts.
All right?
Seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Tight work.
(TRlBAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Hey!
Pepper's lost her mind.
I think she put out
an AMBER Alert, too.
Man, I'd love to
know who took it.
I smell P-Dog.
No.
I bet it was the Flamingos.
Look, either way,
let's just hope
the curse is done.
We need all
the help we can get.
You know what?
You're right.
Let's practice our
routine one more time.
What? You guys! Ow!
Get it, boy.
You better work it.
Bet I can cheer you up.
Don't be a wad, Penn.
Go find Carson.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I know.
Never thought l'd
say those words.
But, hey, if you're into
a bony ass and cankles,
then what the hell.
Knot up! Go get her, fool.
Yeah, but after
she ratted me out
I can't make myself
trust her, you know.
Why not?
Damn.
I must be insane.
Doesn't mean I have to be.
Do what you want, Penn.
But don't be a pendejo.
Brooke, thanks.
(SPEAKS lN SPANlSH)
Whatever.
By the way,
your loss.
I'm double-jointed.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
One, and two,
and three, and four...
Hey!
Ever heard of this new
thing called counting?
Everybody stretch! Now!
Ever heard
of team work?
Shut up, Carson.
Yo, watch it, cuz.
Yo, stop fronting, cuz.
I heard you with Chicago.
You're not just an Oreo,
Aeysha.
You're double-stuffed.
You're wrong, Brooke!
My girl, she been
pulling drive-bys
since she was a shorty.
Yo, she was drinking
Carson?
So, don't be getting up
on her Kool-Aid, biatch,
'cause I have seen
what she's done
to fugly swamp donkeys
like you, fo shizzle.
Carson, it's over.
Are you sure?
I cannot watch you
"fo shizzle" ever again.
Good.
Look, you all. All this,
"Girl, please" and cursing,
it ain't me.
I mean, it isn't me.
I just did it to
get your respect.
See, the real Aeysha
got teased every day
in junior high
for being an Oreo.
You know,
black on the outside,
white on the inside.
And I've been hood
ratting it up ever since.
(EXCLAlMS)
You're whiter than me.
Maybe so, but,
that's who I am.
Just a black girl
who enunciates.
Do you have
something to say?
Hey, if you want
respect that badly,
just be a bitch, like me.
Same respect,
half the effort.
Guess the bitch
is out of the bag.
Truth out!
I'm a virgin.
Technically.
I just act that way
so guys will like me.
But it's really hard
being slutty all the time.
I don't know how
you do it, Brooke.
My parents aren't bribing me
to be a cheerleader.
I do it because
cheerleading is dark
and twisted.
Are you high?
No. Think about it.
We cheer for
the other team's failure
just as much as we cheer
for own team's victory.
That's so twisted.
Sarah?
Okay, I'm a little high.
Yo, this is
like confession.
I'm out of here.
No, wait.
I have something to confess.
BROOKE:
This should be good.
Miss USA has a secret.
Spill, Tara Connor.
I'm scared.
It's okay, Carson.
You can do it.
No, that's it.
I'm scared.
You know, I act like
the fearless captain
who's not afraid
to go for it,
but, in reality,
going for it is
my biggest fear.
I'm so confused.
But don't let it
stop you, I mean,
it happens all the time.
Yeah. What
I meant was,
I just wish I could
believe in myself
as much as I believe
in all of you.
I'm not gay.
I like girls
a lot.
Are you serious?
I'm straight.
You girls just assumed,
so once you started
changing in front of me,
I couldn't stop you.
And then,
I was like committed.
Hold up.
There's no way
this guy's not gay,
and I'll prove it.
Okay.
He is not gay.
No, but he is dead.
Get him.
Get him.
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
Hey, Mom. Hey, can l
speak to the General?
All right.
Hello, sir.
No, everything's fine.
I'm fine.
No, I'm great.
Actually, I'm not at
Warrior Camp exactly.
I'm at Cheer Camp.
Because I'm a cheerleader.
Yes, one of those.
Sir?
Dad?
Dad!
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)
Listen.
This is the funny thing,
when you hear the rest,
cheerleading is gonna sound
like the good part.
About West Point...
Okay, that was traumatic
but good, right?
I mean, now we can
work as a team.
Yeah. A team of freaks.
We are not
a team, okay?
We can't combine
routines and this
was a dumbass idea!
Tell them, Ruben.
We can do this.
We blow.
We cannot do this.
Because we're cursed,
all of us.
Holy crap, Ruben,
snap out of it!
What have you done
with happy Ruben?
It's weird, you know.
Now that I'm not
gay anymore,
I'm not gay anymore.
Okay, we're freaks!
But let's make
that work for us.
Come on, you guys.
I mean, there has
to be some way
that we can
perform together.
We can start with couples.
(BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG)
I'll take the lead.
So, like, we're
gonna copy them?
I'm gonna move to
the right then
to the left.
Okay.
Start up like that,
all right?
Okay.
Here we go.
Hey, you want
to try this?
There you go.
Top again.
All right, top again.
Here we go.
Give me a turn.
There you go.
For real.
This could work.
And I'll prove it.
Get over here.
All right, everybody
ready? From the top.
Look, I'm cool about
you coming out of
the straight closet.
Please,
you're just saying that
so I'll try to catch you.
Try?
All right.
Five, six, seven, eight.
(EXCLAlMS)
That was tight.
You know what?
I think we could
actually win this.
Maybe we should
make sure.
"Compare the opposing
army so you may know
where strength lies."
Recon?
Hey, guys. We need
to get some disguises.
They practice on stage 70A.
Find it.
Cell phones ready?
Recon positions by
texting only. Break!
Chels,
I'm right next to you.
Thank you.
VANCE: Hey, Ron,
get the gate for me.
Hello, Mr. Voorhees.
The Flamingos
just started...
Listen, we have got to
tighten up the security.
I need more time
for my Flamingos...
Keep up the good work.
I guess your father
would laugh at us, huh?
He's not big
into laughter.
You know,
I told him everything.
Really?
Then what'd he say
about you being
a cheerleader?
Well, that he
laughed at.
Hey, covert cheer-ops.
Two-to-one pyramid.
All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick,
you three in the corner,
be the base.
Come on, guys, hurry up.
Let's go.
Chelsea,
watch out for the guard.
Brooke, first level.
All right.
One, two, three.
PENN: All right. Now, Carson.
One, two, three.
MAN: One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
I don't want to see
any loose knees.
Jason, that's on the two.
You're always late.
Wait, how did you
guys get in here?
Seriously, that guy
wasn't even a real guard.
"lf an enemy leaves
the door open, you
must rush in."
Art of Qar.
MAN:
Base, keep it together now.
I really want to see
you attack the ground.
Oh, yeah!
BROOKE: Oh, my gosh.
Welcome to cheer-topia.
State of the art
everything.
Is that Letty Trotter?
Choreographer
to the stars?
That look on your faces,
that's the same look
I had after my divorce.
So sad to see
a dream die.
(SlGHS)
Anyhoo, give my best
to Pepper, would you?
Vance wasn't
bluffing.
Their tumbling
is amazing.
Those Flamingos
are like...
Better than us.
We need to come up
with something
really good.
No, really?
I thought we'd come
up with something bad
and see if we
can win that way.
Sorry, it's a reflex.
What are we
going to do?
Look, I don't know, okay?
I can't believe it.
After all this, I just
wanted to win Camp
Championships once.
Don't freak out, Carson.
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You've won.
Look, our dance routine
is better than theirs.
We just need
a triple threat.
Let's think.
What would Sun Tzu do?
"Make use of concubines
who are greedy for gold."
I don't think Sun Tzu
would be riding a
rollercoaster, Carson.
You see how the red
and blue rails loop?
Criss-cross and
then corkscrew away?
Yeah, almost like
a double helix.
That'll be the path
of the two flyers.
Sweet!
Sweet!
No one's ever
done that before.
We're gonna
need something new
if we want to win.
Imagine if we pull it off.
That would be sick!
It'd be awesome.
So cool!
But is it possible?
Yeah, it's gonna
be really difficult
for the flyers.
Who's gonna do it?
Five, six, seven, eight...
(GROANS)
(ALL GASPlNG)
You okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
All right, you guys,
let's do it again.
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
(LAUGHlNG)
Hey, Aeysha,
who taught you to sew?
Martha Stewart.
All right.
One portable hot press.
Nice work.
Where'd you find that?
Concierges can do anything
all over the world.
You'll see for yourself
when we win tomorrow.
REPORTER:
Where in the world
of competition sports
will you find
two arch rivals,
forced by
a dramatic twist of fate,
to join teams and
combine their styles
to face a mysterious
new challenger?
Well, right here at the
All Star Cheer Camp
Championships,
where one of these teams
will win the title
and the right to represent
the United States
in the World Cheer
Exhibition Tour.
And who will that be?
Up next on Cheer TV,
the most exciting
cheerleading in the world!
All right.
All right. All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
moms and dads,
welcome to
the All Star Cheer
Camp Championship!
(WHOOPlNG)
You guys look great.
All right. Qell, let's
not waste any more time.
Let's bring out
our first people,
representing Camp Victory,
Iadies and gentlemen,
make a lot of noise
for Sebring!
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
PEPPER:
Thank you, Prairie Dogs.
Good luck in the competition.
Next up on
the practice pad,
the Flamingos.
...three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Good job.
All right. All right!
Great job, Sebring!
(QHOOPS)
They really brought it,
didn't they?
Another fantastic routine.
Am I right?
Yeah!
Are you ready for another?
All right! All the way
from South Dakota,
give it up for
the Prairie Dogs!
Don't forget your lock out.
All right, guys,
let's run it.
Five, six...
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)
This is a cheer-saster.
A cheer-tastrophe.
A total cheer-clipse
of the sun.
Not bad.
Good one.
Yes.
Look, no, you guys
are all wrong, okay.
We're still good.
We just...
We want the crowd
to be pumped up.
(lNAUDlBLE)
MAN: Okay, all right.
They were really good, right?
Sharks, Jets, Shets.
It doesn't really matter
what you call yourselves.
Oh, and you call yourselves
the Flaming Hoes.
Yeah.
That's a bad choice.
...introduce to you,
the mighty Flamingos.
Hope you've been practicing
your loser facials.
Oh, wait.
I think you're on.
You are so on.
Shelby, come on!
Shelby, come on!
Come on, you guys.
Let's go.
Flamingos, think pink!
ALL: Pink, pink, pink!
They're even better
than I remembered.
And they're not
even cursed.
Carson.
Okay, you've got to
get over yourself
and fast.
What?
Stop psyching
yourself out.
Look, I'm totally fine.
You're totally not,
and they know that
you're scared.
Look, what else do
you want me to say?
You've been right
about me all along.
I'm not a good leader,
my skills are...
You idiot.
This is not about skills.
This competition is
about showmanship.
Your choreography is
going to win it for us.
Don't you know you're
more creative than me?
Why else would I bother
to put you down?
Carson, you've got it.
You always have.
But for the Shets' sake,
now you gotta bring it.
Hey, it's your year,
remember?
No, Brooke, it's our year.
(EXCLAlMS)
All right, you guys,
this is it.
Just stay tight
and lock out.
Okay. On three.
One, two, three.
ALL: Shets!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Hey.
Yeah! Great job!
And now for our
last performance
of the day,
from Camp Spirit Thunder,
rising from the ashes
of both coasts,
here are the Shets!
Don't worry, skids,
I checked your marks.
Just catch me, okay.
Cradle.
All set, Penn.
(FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING)
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
Cradle.
Told you I'd catch you.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
Yes, yes. Yes, yes!
(CROWD ROARlNG)
We did it!
(WHOOPlNG)
That's what I'm
talking about.
Give me some.
Some what?
Okay. All right. Yeah!
As always,
Cheer Camp Championships
deliver, huh? Let's hear you.
Qe'll have to wait
for the judges to score
because this one's
going to be close.
Too close.
Yeah.
Now is a really bad
time to be cursed.
You know what?
Who cares if
we're cursed?
Getting cursed may have
been the best thing that's
ever happened to us.
Without this curse,
we would have never
become this team,
and hit a stunt
that's never
been done before.
I mean,
that was amazing.
I have the results
right here.
I'll be reading third
place, apparently.
In third place,
representing South
Dakota, the Prairie Dogs.
Way to go, Dogs.
Look, we all gave 1 00%,
and we trust each other.
Who cares about some
stupid old trophy
and world tour?
Coming in at second place,
the Flamingos!
Oh, my God!
All right. So that means
the winning squad
that will represent
the United States
on a Cheer Exhibition
Qorld Tour
is the East-Qest Shets!
Brooke, I meant
what I said.
I know.
It's just...
We freaking won!
I know.
Pepper, got something
for you.
My spirit stick.
Vance, I knew it
was you all along.
But why? You don't
even believe in it.
No, but you do.
Besides,
the stupid stick didn't
work in the first place.
Pepper.
Maybe it did.
We broke the curse.
You sure did.
Congratulations.
No more curse!
No more curse!
No more curse!
No more curse!
No more curse!
Carson.
(ALL WHOOPlNG)
(SlNGlNG)
Boy walk in the spot,
he's so fresh
He got what he needs
to impressin'
Just look at the way
that he dressin'
Ain't no question
chicks like oh
Girl walkin' the spot,
she stop traffic
She's blowing your mind
with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like oh
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
Just like that they
Boy actin' as if
there's no pressure
He'd do anything
to get with her
He say anything
to convince her
Money spent to
diamonds send her
Girl playin' it cool
but she's with it
She lovin' the fact
that she's gifted
Everything he do
she gets lifted
Feels so wicked
lovin' like oh
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
Just like that they
One night with you boy
just one night with you
All the things we could do
Every day I think of
One night with you
no one else but us two
All our dreams would come true
If we'd just get together
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
Maybe I can see us
moving like that
Maybe I can see us
touching like that
Baby I can see us
kissing like that
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
Uh, what you waitin' for?
He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at
Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they
He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting
No more deliberating
Qhat you doin' let's get to it
Just like that they
And it's only baby
You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it
You're gonna like it
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said
You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it
You're gonna like it
Qe don't need no more
that he said she said