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Bruce Lee (2017)
All incidents and some spoof characters in
this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance Do you think you are a big man? How dare you talk back like a prude... When you are new... learn who's who before you start pointing things If not, this happens Understand? They're here Let's go Let's go now Maasi... One minute... Yea what? They're coming! You wanted to know what's in my mouth - Here's some fruit - Maasi! Your death is in my hands! - Did you bring it? - Yes, brother At what time does Mahima come? After college at 1 Did you check? Yes, I did Recharge for this number This college, yes? The women are coming out Be ready - This number - Okay Why is he here? A pepsi But brother... What are you looking at? I've been watching you... You always make trouble Die! Attu! Come quickly! What the hell! It burns! Move! Faster! Go go! Why did you lose track and do that? Forget it It's not rare But...that's acid! He threw tea on my face He got it back I know him well Just 'cause he's rich Fking twat! He deserved it Brother! - Go - Careful Brother! Go Go! Come, brother! Come! Brother! Come! Come! Come! Brother, go Dude! Who are these guys? Sir Sir... Gotcha! Let go! Please sir I did it in a fit of rage... What? Wait while I catch my breath Let go! Hey you! - You broke the windshield... - Our car's? and you think you can escape? Pay up! Do you know who I am? One minute Dude, make a note of the address I'm Maasi! - Okay You? - I'm Attu Of course you are 'attu' and not awesome What is your name, idiot? But my name is Attu Sorry dude! It seems his name is Attu My girlfriend will shout at me pay up! There is a guy chasing me with a gun! That story is hard to believe even with a knife And you say a gun, eh! Pay up! Dude! These guys are real thugs! That was close They would have finished us off Yea What are you saying? Where? Start the car! - What happened? - Start the car! What was the issue? I don't know, sir We don't know what they were arguing about How did he look? But he... Oh my God! Dude, why are they talking to the cops? He was dark and tall Hey, call her quick There are another guy - Priya! - After throwing the acid... Hey come! riding a bike... So what is...? Hey! You come here What happened to upset you? What happened, baby? Tell me, hon... It's okay there, there What happened? It's nothing... Some guy threw acid on someone... So she's upset Were you hurt? And here? It's nothing... He's spooked 'cause a guy broke the windshield - They broke the windshield - It's okay It's okay Come I'll buy you ice cream It's very late Where are you two? We are leaving I'll be there shortly Please deal with the warden Come soon Yes yes okay Bye Priya! Is this salmon? No! That's Nagma Shut up and eat Dude! Today was fked up! Was that just today? I couldn't go for my interview They broke the windshield They nearly threw acid at my girl's face! That face already looks like acid has taken a lick Forget it What would you have done if she had been acid-attacked? I would've escaped, dude! I will slipper you! Priya! Sorry dude... How much more will you eat? Come! if something like... I'll kill him, dude! Is this enough? Just one more half-boil please... The warden is already pissed off come, let's go Abbas, take the car for repair Saro, wait! Later! I'm talking to you And you are walking away I will stab him! Don't stab my eye Sit Acid! I will not stop until I find you... ...and kill you! How, dude? Like this? Like this I'll take a knife... and if I stab from the back, it'll come out in the front He'll die, dude This is hilarious to watch! One more, please! Do it again! If I take this knife and... and stab the nape of his neck, it'll come out the front! He'll die, dude One more, please dude! Get lost! Thanks dude! Hey Acid! If I don't find and kill you... ...my name is not Bruce Lee! is not Bruce Lee! is not Bruce Lee! Dude, your name is not Bruce Lee... It's Gemini Ganesan That's what my dad named me Mummy calls me Bruce Lee So, Bruce Lee Okay Bruce Lee, sir Careful else someone might poison you Oh no! Oh no! My car! Hey guy-who-broke-my-car... I will find you and kill you too Him, too? How is he going to die? The same way Super, dude! We're killing everyone... ...and going to jail Hey! Where are you guys? Henceforth, you are my Godfather From now, you are my Godfather You are my Godfather You are my Godfather Henceforth, you are my Godfather - Did you sip this? - No brother Oh! Rin detergent costs Rs 2 less now Not bad... Infamous don Maasi stabbed?! Why is he rejecting my call? - Get lost! - You get lost! Hey! What are you doing? Have you seen my socks? Where are you leaving to? The guy who fought us! Why is lying dead? Have you seen my socks? I'm telling you a guy is dead and... you talk about socks You killed him, didn't you? What did you say! Why would I kill him? Then how did he die exactly like you described? That's something even I don't know You must have done it while drunk The cops will be here in 10 Plead guilty! Your sentence will be lesser What are you saying! What did I do? Did I kill him? You stabbed him clean and through, just like you said Will the cops come, like you said? For sure Dude! Police! Police! I'm scared dude! Just die! Come! You answer the door... the cops will enter and I'll slyly escape, Go! Hey wait! wait! Leave me! It's just her! Hey! Why are you acting like idiots? He is behaving like an idiot Look at this! Here! Read this! He says I killed him Did you kill him? He was the guy who threw acid Is that so? You avoid her I'll avoid him Pack your clothes We're leaving - Stop talking st - Listen He committed murder You are the reason The police will arrest you both in sometime Henceforth, we're strangers Let's go I won't believe you if you say you are a murderer How can I believe he is one? Look at his face Don't you want to laugh? Let go He's calling me a murderer You say I have a baby-face That's enough Look... I laugh when I look at his face But his name scares me Good bye Abbas! Dude! Dude! Catch him! Dude! Come here! Sit! My name has a huge flashback I don't have the time We're leaving Sit! Listen for 5 minutes I've always been afraid of everything Afraid of dogs...of cats... Very afraid of the elephant... If I refuse to eat, they won't mention the boogieman, but the police, to force me to eat Or else One might be scared of insects... but have you met someone scared of butterflies? Seeing me afraid of everything... my mom was worried And then, something happened I was watching Action Fridays on TV Punch! Punch harder! I watched that movie My mom watched my eyes Punch him! Yes! Harder! Seeing me draw courage from Bruce Lee... from that day onwards my mom... Bruce Lee! Who me? Yes! You are Bruce Lee "Who am I? I'm your daddy" "Grandson of a warrior" "A small argument," "we blow it up into a big fight" "Hey! Who's that?" "Who's he? Why are you scared?" "What's that guy's name?" "Bruce Lee!" "Who am I? I'm your daddy" "Grandson of a warrior" "I'm here for my revenge Look out!" "BAM! Your ears and lungs are torn" "WHAM! You'll break and tremble in fear" "Yeah! If you hear his name," "you'll shake in fear and gibber" Be awesome like Bruce Lee! You dare touch my face! My friend will come now! Who is he? Call him here! "Bruce Lee!" "Who am I? I'm your daddy" "Grandson of a warrior" "I'm here for my revenge Look..." Ow! It hurts, brother! Brother, brother! Let go! Since I've arrived, I noticed... you are hitting only me You aren't hitting them Why are you hitting me? Well... What did you say your name was? Bruce Lee Brother! Please! That's why I hit you! I was beaten badly that day I never mention Bruce Lee to anyone, since I only say Ganesh What a flashback! Look! Even he looks pissed off Maybe I can believe you But the police won't The police will arrive and shoot you dead What st! Get lost! Go! Idiots! You don't be scared, baby Damn! She escaped before I could try anything Poor guy Will the police come? No darling...They won't But he said so No! He's just teasing you Moron! You don't stress Keep combing my hair You told me to relax but you seem tensed Tensed? Who me? I'm not - Then why is your heart beating fast? - Is it? Here...check again? Shall I? Bruce Lee! "Hey my sugar mint girl..." "I'm your refreshing jigarthanda" "My colourful girl..." "Sweet baby, sweetheart..." "Darling...the pupil of my eyes" "Come on my sweet demon" "Do something you are not supposed to..." "Lady!" "When I think of you...Hot..." "Turn and French me" "There's no stopping" "My little banshee..." "Lady, you are my heartbeat" "The centre of my gravity," "You are my book of sentiments..." "I am modern Bruce Lee" "Hey lively girl" "My little sun" "You are my girlfriend, you bad girl" "Miss oh, Miss, you rowdy woman" "The ginger gin who shares my feelings" "The sky grows colder..." "And lust engulfs..." "My white liar..." "I want a kiss when you are free" "Like a seat belt, a hug is enough" "You are my Bedlington puppy..." "Lady!" "When I think of you...Hot..." "Turn and French me" "There's no stopping" "My little banshee..." "Lady, you are my heartbeat" "The centre of my gravity" "You are my book of sentiments..." "I am modern Bruce Lee" "Your bewitching eyes, have made me silly" "Sweety, you made a lion into a puppy" "A kiss on my head..." "I want every second..." "Round and round, around me" "You came my little sheep" "Sweetly and softly" "A hide and seek..." "Move away and close your eyes" Godfather! He's the one who killed Maasi We shouldn't let him go Tell me now And I'll do him in Shut up! Will you not shut up! Kaasi, let him go He'll die 'A few days before' You Stop that car Hey! Stop the car Why didn't they stop here? 'Our' boys, sir... 'Our' boys meaning your sons? They pay (bribe) on time... It seems like we get rupees but not respect - Call them - Sir, I only meant... Call them here Hey, please come here What's up constable? Don't you educate the newbies? You get it on time every month What's with this new protest? What sir? Any problem? Wow! Have you become so big that you solve police problems? Oh, it's just couple of street dogs stirring the streets I came to catch them Careful, sir It might be rabid It'll bite Rabid or mange, I'll take care of it Where are you returning from? It's nothing sir We were bored and stepped out to give the cops a job Sarcasm, eh? Don't you visit a new officer? Where did you steal from? We don't steal Then? Are you garbage pickers? Only 'situations' You are talking about situations to a state employee Won't he step out? Come here Sir, don't You come here Get out now Sir, easy... Is he the villain? He looks frightfully funny What's your name? What's your name sonny? Ramdass From? Madurai Why won't you talk? Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit? Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit? You wanted to know what he had in his mouth... It was fruit Here You are next - That's a horse? - Dude! I always wanted to ride a horse But you do it everyday - Talk too much and I'll kick you - Wait But he is telling the truth You're taking his side?! Are you photographing girls? I'm catching Pokemon Pokemon! Get lost! Jobless! The joker Idiot Dude! That's our chief! It's a conference Our chief! Brother! When is he expected? In 10 minutes Dude! Today we should meet him and get an autograph Super! Yes! Hey! Come here What? An old game Why does she like old things? 6 rings for 50 You win what you catch We know! You shut it Give me the cash 50 sir, 50 - Hey get the cash - What do you want? Sunglasses You? Umm Watch You? Dude! I want that alcohol That's my boy! Watch Aim correctly Don't miss it Come on, alcohol! Damn! Dude! Throw higher Throw! Alcohol! Alcohol! Alcohol! Alcohol! Isn't there one more? Last try Come on Try it Don't listen to her Bag the alcohol We hit it We take it Throw now How long will you take? Do it Alcohol! Dude!! Sunglasses! Throw it! Throw it! What are you going to do with this? Boss! You keep the camera and give us the bottle No way You can leave The leader of the people's party This is such an old camera This is a digital camera - Is it working condition? - Go go go! Let's click pictures Come Go fast With a heart as huge as Mount Everest a person who is forever young A Tamil artist Our brother I invite Mansoor Ali Khan to address the gathering Chief! Chief! Chief! My dear people, who mean more than my life My warriors in veshtis My bulls in dhotis Come! The ladies who are waiting to take a selfie with me, In our government of the golden-age the ginger pickle vendor is running an engineering college A beans vendor runs a Pizza Corner Where did this change come from? Without arguing that it's Sunday, we attended parliamentary sessions Chief! Once every 5 years to pass by the constituency is not the kind of inept chief I am - Yes, Chief! - You are right! Yes! Ask about our achievements from your house pressure cooker Even it will whistle! Because the railway station is unveiling my statue I take leave of you Long love The People's Party Thank you Chief! Just one autograph please! I have finally seen you in person, Chief! I can die peacefully now! - That's too much - Today I'll die happily! Think of your parents! Chief! Just one autograph please! Long live Chief! Chief, you must act in Avatar Part 4 I will place a billboard for it Chief, you can leave The future President of Africa, Mansoor Ali Khan! The future Ward Councillor, Mansoor Ali Khan! The Voice winner, Mansoor Ali Khan! Dancing with the Stars winner, Mansoor Ali Khan! 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' winner, Mansoor Ali Khan! - Absolutely crazy, man! - Fool, you fool I asked you so many times for a photo Why didn't you click one? It's just a photo Why make a big deal Dude! Bruce Lee I got an autograph from our Chief! - For me? - What he said? I got it for you Autograph?! A match stick sparked, a match stick sparked My dear bird Are you idiots? People will be fans for heroes Why are you fans of a villain? How dare you talk about my Chief? - What? - Have you seen him dance? Mass appeal! Want to see? Let's go dude "My hands hurts and so does my shoulder and my thigh" "When a young woman's hand grazes you" "All diseases will speed away" "That's it!" "Hey Groom!" "Shall I make some coffee?" "Shall I make some tea?" "Tell me, my son-in-law" "Mr.Big shot" "Tell me, my son-in-law" "I don't want coffee, father-in-law" "I don't want tea, father-in-law" "A glass of water is enough, father-in-law for my thirst" "A glass of water is enough, father-in-law" "Is the younger daughter pretty?" "Is the younger daughter pretty?" "Is the elder daughter pretty?" "Tell me, my son-in-law" "To accept" "Tell me, my son-in-law" "What do you say?" "The younger girl is not pretty" "The elder girl is also not pretty" "I don't want the younger girl, father-in-law" "I don't want the elder girl, father-in-law" "Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law" "Who? My wife" "Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law" 'OK Doctor, what would you advise him?' 'Even when one is young, they should be taught discipline' Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law I'm flying high today Chief, you belong in Hollywood That signature head move all women are slave to that one move Where are you, chief? Chief! No matter where you are, I'll find you With the same camera I promise to take one picture with you Chief? Chief Have you come for me? Long live my Chief! I'm coming for you! Hey! Where are you going, Mansoor? Wait, I'm coming Boss He is our Godfather Please sit He is Mans- Biriyani! He's seems to be very hungry A match stick sparked, Oh there you are, Chief! the gate the gate the gate Woohoo! Your mouth will become tired, bro Oh no Coochie coochie coo Click! The Chief's car! Chief! You are a handsome man! Chief Chief Come out, come out wherever you are Come on Chief, Buddy! Just a minute I need to pee "A match stick sparked" The old guys aren't there anymore And I wasn't sure who to meet My boy mentioned you So, I came to meet The house exterior looks old But inside, it looks like all fun and frolic - Chief! There you are! - Will I get the other parcel? What's with the eagles and bisons? Chief! Chief! Chief! Chief! I finally saw you! I finally saw you! He wearing coat he vanish into thin air? Damn! Just a second Just a This guy needs to be taken out He's a slippery eel This dog wants to be a contender for Chief Minister Here Take this This is just an advance Shoot Chief! No, no, no, no What the hell have you done! Do you know who he is? What a bigwig he is? He's a minister! I brought him here This is not good Hey, are you retarded? Won't you tell me, Godfather? Hey! Couldn't you have told me? Come Hey, come! Will anyone cry all night? - What is it? - Look at this photo Minister! Isn't his death the reason why this city is terrorised? How did you take this? This is evidence for murder - Let's go - Where? Police station Get lost! To explain my crying all night, I haven't deleted it yet He's lying He doesn't know how to delete it Give me the camera Delete it What? Are you saying we should forget it? How can we let it go when it's happened right before us? If we are blind to this we are making a bigger mistake! No way! I'm not a hero to question the wrong You may not be a hero But I'm a heroine and I will question Please go ahead Go to the police and court, get justice and walk back in slow motion We'll clap for you Dude! You feel me? She has a rom-com face and is thinking about action Why are you behaving like a chick? Chick? Me? You are a chick Yes, I am Aren't you a man? Behave like one Shall we wait outside? Get lost I don't care Abbas, are you coming or not? Hey, Bruce Lee is right Do we need to get involved with the cops and court? Scram You! Watching Dora! Give me that That a minster has no security has... ...made the public panic and the supporters angry His son and family are deeply mourning his loss With elections coming up, his death... ...has caused a major stir in Tamil politics...His son? This is Ramesh reporting for Hey why not... ...give the camera to his son? Let him figure it out Let him deal with it What do you say? Yeah OK We can try that OK? OK? Abbas, leave Let him come only if he wants to Where are you going? I'll come with Why? Well, You three ladies are going by yourself You need a man - That's why - Tall talk Dude! A plane, above They'll never learn Why do you brake like that! There are cops So what? - Relax! - Why are you scared of them? What should one be scared of? How to get in? I don't know how Wait! You two wait here Why am I wearing this? This is a girl's ID card! - Who are you? - Press, sir - Go ahead - Escape! The body is there What happened? My Chief! They killed him! Shut it! He's coming! - I'm going to - Hey wait! Let go! Sir Ma'am! I need to speak Please step back, Ma'am He is going to talk to you Step back What do you want me to say? What did he do? He was always about his Political party I don't know if the murderer a party member or the opposition - Yes, dude? - He is here too - Who? - It's that Godfather Who? Forget it Bye I am but a young boy What can I do? But there is one thing the guy who killed my father... ...should be legally punished, whoever he is, however rich he his I will not rest until then This government, the police, I don't believe anyone I believe only in you How could one have the heart to do this? Do you know how much he has done for the people? Please support me In this matter, I trust only the media and the people You are enough I trust only you Please help find the murderer That would mean a lot Godfather! They've killed my dad, Godfather! He was true to everyone He is posing for pictures Is he mental? A gun is passed to him He's going to kill him too Come Let's leave Let's leave come What are you saying Let's go follow Come! Who are you? What do you want? Restroom I need to use the restroom Yes That's right Restroom Brother Come this side Going somewhere? Restroom, brother Go that side You can go, Ma'am That's the ladies room I don't know what to do So many calls since morning Sir's gun He left it behind My dad instead his head, should have been shot here What a despicable man! Has a son at every constituency He would have made his sons contest at every constituency Good thing we took care of it Or else, he would have talked to the press about his wives and sons Have you received the amount? I've spoken to sir He wants to contest now - We'll see about the next - Brother Our leader has arrived Leader is here Where did you go? - Come! - Did you see them? Did you give it? Well? Answer! The son murdered the father How do you know? I overheard at the restroom You return with problems when you go to pee Shut it Let's go now Fortunately, we didn't say anything to him The Godfather would have butchered us Bro, If it's easy to do good, then the world won't have any bad people Doing good is the only investment without profit That's why no one does it That's why the good ones call it Karma Cause then, someone may do good Dude, if someone falls on the road why do we help them right away? Because if we slip we hope that someone will help us up There is no charity in the world No, no Everything is selfish Why are we itching to get justice? Cause if someone kills us we hope someone gets us justice Bruce Lee When we do good Oh God! Please stop talking Drive straight to the police station I'll even plead guilty to this murder But no more punch lines please! Talk only about what we should do now How about the Press? We could, but we don't know anyone We'll get into trouble if we aren't careful It's better to know someone... What's the time? 12:10... "It's nothing but the truth" Hi Uncle! How are you? This is Suprajit's daughter... - Remember me? - Yes, dear Go on Can we meet you now? I'm out of town regarding a case How about tomorrow at court? OK uncle I'll come Thank you OK dear Yesterday's blouse was better No, this is better We're going to court at 10am tomorrow Why? To meet my father's acquaintance And he's a lawyer Don't be late OK? Bye! Dude... There is a guy here making a joke out of everything A joke in court? Watch where you're going, moron Why are they all laughing? Order, Order! He isn't an innocent person, as he pretends to be He's a cold-blooded murderer He's a psycho He kills if he gets angry He kills for money He kills for political benefits He kills for business Put him in jail Sentence of the highest degree, your Honour That's all, Your Honour Excellent! Isn't that your uncle? Then? Order Order He sounds funny My Lord... My client... doesn't kill when he is angry He eats When angry... some shout... some cry... but... only one in a million will... eat a lot They are... emotional eaters So... He is an emotional eater Here is the medical certificate I request Mr Pillai to google... about emotional eating Or I could ask my secretary to send a link Let him read that Why did you leave? Then? Are you suggesting talking to his lawyer? Leave me out But...He supports that guy knowing well he is bad How will he support us? That's their job Let's try and talk... From the evidence... this court deems the defendant as not guilty That won't work No Listen to me! I'll handle it Godfather... You had the judge wound up, alright... Am I right? Godfather... A joke A joke? Godfather! A joke The torture of being hitched to his madman... Are you coming or not? No You can go Pew! Fine! She left? Pew! Uncle! Unc... Pew! Oh scram! Welcome... Hands up! A joke A joke? Thanks brother Pew! How is your dad? There's a case that... Shhh! Shut up It's nothing, Uncle She wants a divorce What? No, no...it's for her friend Shut up There's a case that... for my friend that... Wait will you? Uncle can I later... ...meet you? Nice hair! What happened to them? Come! Pew! Leave! Look! in front of the court and all these police, he is going Pew! Pew! with a gun And to tell them, he is a murderer... and his gun is real... will be why we get shot You shut it! I know Pew! Pew! Pew! You're right In front of a court... amongst all the cops, he is acting like a clown He should be... Sigh...she is a piece of work You shouldn't take photographs inside the court Pew! There's our lawyer Godfather! that's our lawyer, who's become a judge Brother! Pew! You! What did you do? Get into the car! Godfather! Are you mental? Hey, start the car Quickly! Oh Godfather! He's getting away Get out of our way! Move it! I can't do this anymore I swear, I can't Anyone in my shoes, will think the same We throw the camera away and... we get back to our business What? They've killed the Minister There's a murder at court and we have the evidence Are you asking us to give in knowing all this? And it's not one, but two murders Shut your mouth You talk too much Fine, I'll stop To the commissioner's office My dear... I don't care if you call me a chick... I'd rather be alive, than be a man That's important I'm leaving Why do you wear a pant and shirt? Will my dress fit you? Do you want to wear my clothes? Dude! I'll kill you What? What was that! Go talk to her Go I'm sorry What do you want me to do? Sorry Let's go to the commissioner The commissioner? I'm already afraid of cops... She's mentioning the commissioner OK Let's not meet directly Is there another way? Shall we email him? Super! Nope They'll find us through the IP address And then they'll torture us with enquiry What do we do? Can we courier it? But it might get misplaced How about delivering it in person like a courier boy? Great idea! Who will deliver it? You Me? You look handsome, just like a courier boy Hey! I'm already afraid of cops... How can I get inside the commissioner office? No one wears a uniform there For real? Hey keep him distracted I need to check my mail Take it Have you lost weight? I'm hitting the gym Look at my arms Oh yea Got it Let's go We came to get a delivery uniform What are we doing here? He'll come this way How do you know? Whenever we have a problem in life... he will show up Will he show up with an uniform? With a cap, too Come! What? What? Get lost! The fatso lied to me Where did he go? Excuse me Yes? It's me Dude! what is this? That guy we hit this morning... Yea... He's here with a few guys Look Won't they find you? I'm in disguise Get me a drink Hey, a beer for sir Sir... Have you seen a fat, ugly, despicable... ...guy who comes here everyday to drink? I don't know him You seem to be new... I'm looking for my friend, Mr John This is him... ...missing days before his wedding Have you seen him? Of course Similarly... Let us know if you see our friend OK? Super, sir Thank you! Thank you Oh and, Yes? There's food on your beard That's OK... I'll take care of that Let me He transforms into an action hero every time he has alcohol "Hey there, ugly face Kumar!" "Don't interrupt Keep quiet for sometime" "Don't make a fuss, don't show off..." "I'm a criminal, dont play your games with me" "A new born..." "that was me," "Now she changed me to Baasha!" "I was useless but..." "she changed me..." "and I'm a 'hit' now..." "I will make a scene and sing a song..." "My song has a message, a good lesson" "Killer mode, Keep mum, don't step in..." "You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words" "Never used a dumb bell, but I'll make you keel" "Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee..." "Listen to the truth, man..." "I'm the greatest there is" "When I was a child..." "I was a fan of Super Star!" "A cardboard knife, a blunt knife..." "It's sharp enough to catch Sanaa" "A drummer without his drumsticks..." "I'm Tendulkar without a bat" "Hey there, ugly face Kumar!" "Don't interrupt Keep quiet for sometime" "Don't make a fuss, don't show off..." "You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words" "A new born..." "that was me," "Now she changed me to Baasha!" "I was useless but..." "she changed me..." "and I'm a 'hit' now..." "I will make a scene and sing a song..." "My song has a message, a good lesson" "Killer mode, Keep mum, don't step in..." "You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words" I'm no Baasha I'm no Antony I... ...am Bruce Lee! I'm not Vineet nor Kunal I'm Abbas But for that... Let go Idiot Go Keep moving... Hey! My main man is dancing here and... Stop that car! Stop! That's an ambulance Don't be afraid OK? Come! Keep coming! You drunks! That's the police The Police! The Police! The Police! Dude, it's shoot on sight! The Police! Have they left? Don't be scared, dude They can't find us because we are hiding Super! Super! Hey! It's the commissioner! The commissioner! Hey wait! Commissioner! Where are you going? Sir! Sir! Stop, sir! Sir! Where are you going? Until now, we've photos of him murdering someone Right? Let's take a photo of him being arrested Oh dear, Bruce Lee! OK Wait, I'll come along Be gone Hey! Where are you going? They rarely step out of the room Come now Hey! Commissioner! Come, let's run away! Where are you going? Wait, let's listen... What the judges at the court say... what the minister's speak at home... forget all that There is a guy shooting pictures of you You shoot him, before all But it wasn't me It maybe so, Godfather... If something like this happens again... I'll have to shoot Hey Kaasi, take care We're caught Yes, we are caught They'll kill us Yes They'll kill us We have to escape Yes Yes, we have to escape What happened? What is it, Godfather? Restroom...I need to use the restroom It's not a boy who shot the photos It's a girl Let's not be in town for two days Shall we go someplace? Hey! Where exactly? Pondicherry? My friend has a place there Are we leaving now? We can't go today There will be checkpoints The police will catch us You shouldn't drink and drive But only we drank You can drive No... I had two shots because I was also happy You sinner! This explains Pondicherry Another thing... I can't leave whenever I want from the hostel I'll inform the warden that I'm taking two days off You guys come to corner near the hostel We can leave together Uncle, talk to my colleague Yes uncle, they work here Project head Uncle! Oh get lost! Uncle! Excuse me! I called you earlier...I'm Suprajit's daughter Tell me, dear Call the lawyer Uncle... Tell me, Uncle, You came to court and... and didn't say anything What was it? I came to see you about a case, uncle... Where are you now? At the hostel, uncle Shall we meet now? The thing is... tomorrow, for a project...I'm going... ...to Pondichery with a friend The lane to meet tomorrow... Is Gandhi or Nehru? Gandhi...Huh? Hello? Gandhi street Hello? Uncle, I'll call you if the need arises OK dear Thanks uncle Good night They're going to Pondicherry in the morning Her boyfriend will wait for her at Gandhi street Well? Take them out Hey! She said Gandhi street, right? Hey Attu... Drag her inside! Hey! Pull her! Push her inside! Hey wait! Dude, they are kidnapping a girl Come ! Come! For real? Don't turn! Drive faster! Dude! What's happening? Idiot! Help! Hey, will you quiet down! Shut your mouth or else! Hello! Help! It's coming closer! Keep quiet! Hey! Go! Come on, Let's go Keep moving Come on! The route to Egmore, please? Go straight, keep going, take a left, then a right, brother Get back quickly Can't you say you don't know? But I do know Dude... This time, I feel like peeing Me too Baby... where's the camera? What camera? Hey! Where's the camera with his photos? I didn't take photos of him I don't know where the camera is Go away Tell me or I'll throw acid on you! No! Please don't hurt us The camera... is with her boyfriend Boyfriend? Why did you tell him? Are you kidding? Who's this boyfriend? Where...Hey! Call your boyfriend Hello? How long can I wait? Where are you? Son... We have kidnapped your girl The hell! Stop your mimicry and tell me where you are Son, we have kidnapped your girl for real Yes, sweety They've kidnapped me Please come and save me But why are you calling me? I'm your girlfriend Who will I call except you? Call your dad Are you trying to get me into trouble? Are you abandoning me for a small issue? That's it We are done Yes, yes, yes We are done We have broken up Hey! Just a minute... They kidnapped me when we were still together... First, come and save me Then, we can break up No way We are over Shut up and disconnect Crap Jerk! What is it? It's nothing, dude They kidnapped your girl and mine So she's calling me and getting us into trouble How dare she! You moron! They kidnapped my girl? Give me the phone Idiot! Bruce Lee! Hello? Hello! Hello! Villain sir! I'm Bruce Lee's friend Abbas, sir Of the two girls you kidnapped... One is mine Please don't hurt her! There is no one to love me, except her Tell me where to come and what to do I'll do anything Your friend's camera Damn that camera! It's here When and where should I come? I'll give it to you I'll call you later Cut the call Sir, sir, sir, sir! Dude! You! Are you making a joke of me and my girl? If anything happens to my girl, ...I'll report you to the police Say anything else, except 'The police' Of course, I love my girl I got scared when she called me I don't know...I spoke nonsense Don't worry, dude I'll save your girl and my girl Shut it Give the camera! I'll handle it Where is it? You...! Where the hell is it? Where is the camera? The camera... the camera... All our problems... are because of you My life was good You ruined it The bane of my life Getting rid of you is my priority Die! What a big river! How can I find a camera in here? Oh God! They are calling me Hello? The camera... Sir? sir? Can you hear me? ...battery is running out... I...I...I'll call you Hello? Can you...? They've called us What do we do? Shall we go to the police? The police? Shut it The Commissioner is their friend The police won't help What can we do? I don't know But don't worry, dude I'll save your girl The fool is making jokes in this situation Dude! Shall we approach a thug? A thug? Thugs know thugs well They have a link Oh! Dude... Thugs know other thugs They have a link If we tell them what happened... they will help us I don't know any thug I know well that you know nothing But, there is an idea My uncle is a don If we tell him what happened... ...he will surely help us Your uncle? A don? Is this believable? I swear my uncle is a don Which area? Royapuram Royapuram... Royapuram... Let's go Dude! You mentioned some noise in the car... Tic, tic... I can hear it Yea... It's a carburettor-shock absorber issue in the engine What? Drive into a pothole Can you hear it? Dude, I can hear it Is it? Pull over to the side How is that heard? Now, dude? Yes, I can still hear it Now, dude? Dude, dude! It stopped Get in Come I knew it I can hear it again What the...! It stopped Don't move Come! Easy now Did you see that? I'm a big engineer, dude Benz and BWM's are a piece of cake You are awesome, dude! Top notch! Dude... My uncle doesn't like back talk, talking loud, and speaking in English To sum it, my uncle doesn't like talking Then how can...? We have to It's all the same Talk less and... Get out of the way! Who the...? Chief! Logu and Dev kidnapped Commissioner's daughters at the sugarcane fields Praba is also there Uthra has left with Prabha's cash Kuruvi's also gone there Does Sathya know? He does, chief... Sathya will take care of the kids But Kiruba will die What are you saying, Chief! Kiruba will die? It's unfair how Kuruvi will die too Kuruvi will die too? It's ok if Kiruba dies But why should Kuruvi die? Oh no! Kuruvi! Kuruvi! Oh my God... Dude... Narrating what's done, is normal How can he predict the future? I told you... Uncle would've sketched the whole thing for them Come! Hey! Yes, you have your lucky charm Uncle... Welcome... I...a girl... A girl? I'm in love with a girl, uncle What! You are in love? Yes, Uncle I'm in love with a girl And she's kidnapped Let go! Don't take out your anger because I didn't marry Anjali In my next life, I'll marry Anjali I want my girl for this life Help us, uncle! It's not what you think I know, uncle... that you are a don and... that you don't get involved in small matters Do anything, uncle! I don't have anyone else but you Of course, I'll help, I'll get up only when you promise I will save her! No! I'll get up when you swear on your mom I swear on mom, dad and everyone Get up! Dude, calm down Help me, uncle! You shouldn't cry like a baby Uncle? Who is he? God...Godfa... Hey! I don't know, uncle Which area? That's Wait! I don't know, uncle How do you know about the kidnapping? He called, uncle Dude! Don't! Hey! Who is this? Bruce Lee Bru...? Hi! My friend, uncle They kidnapped his girl too Call them Why? Only then can we figure out their area How? Why are you talking like this? We can't get out alive Hello! We've kidnapped your chick Hey! Don't freak out! Nothing will happen to your chick If you think of screwing me over... your chick will bite the big one Give me my money... and walk away with her This is north Madras Hello! We've taken your girl Don't be afraid Nothing will happen to your girl Give us the payment Take your girl Understand? This is normal Madras Super, uncle! Hey! Keep quiet Give the phone Where is the bomb that was here? Maasi has it What is Maasi... Search I gave it to Maasi and I don't know where it is now Wasn't it somewhere here? Brother! Kaasi, brother, do you know? What is it again? Hello? Hello, villain sir... Please talk for 5 minutes My uncle wants to hear your voice You...! Villain sir... He's babbling... Don't mistake us... Tell me where to come and give the camera No, son... Is your uncle the police? No sir... Listen... No police can do anything against me Only if I speak for longer than 80 seconds... can you trace my number Do you know? It's not what you think, villain sir He's being funny Godfather... One minute... Did you want 1 or 2 biriyanis? Biriyani? Two Chicken biriyani or mutton? Chicken biriyani Hey... Hey... Tell me, Godfather Madurai Pandiyan Is the 80 seconds over? No, sir... You can't contact me for the next 2 days OK? Disconnect Villain sir...Villain! Uncle and I... Uncle? No! Uncle? I'm talking to you! Uncle! What is it, uncle? He is a good friend Super! Didn't I tell you? This is awesome! Uncle has international links But... ...he is my enemy now Tell us correctly Is he an enemy or friend? The truth It's a long flashback Come inside Let's talk The tank top is super! Where did you buy it? Seasonal discounts Lot of memories Pappa, pappa, paaa! Bye! Bye! Grandma! I'm going to become a hero See you! Mother! I'm going to become a villain To trust good children... Hello darling... Baby! I'm going to become MGR Grandma! I'm going to become Nambiar And just like that, we took our bag and arrived at Madras I'm a child of your home... Get out! Let me in! I... didn't get any acting chances But, he... I've dreamed of this for years Keep rolling My dear god! Who's this, praying to the road? Stop Who are you? Brother... Steven Spielkumar asked me to meet him Who? You don't know? The box office hit 'It may dawn'... The director of that movie Brother... His next movie is titled 'Oh No! It's gone'... Oh No! There is no such thing Move Brother, if you don't let me in... I'll lose my chance No chance Oh No! It's gone! You pushed me, didn't you! This sphere... will spin for me one day Leave or else... I'll see you then Wait for it You stay there I came with dreams How dare you chase me away! One day, I'll become a great villain... and act in this studio If not, my name isn't Ramdass Brother, one black tea please I'll be back! I will! Hey! Will you come with us? Where? To act as a villain? To become a villain What? To what a villain? To become a villain? Come on! Come on! Here or there? Here? To act? I will become a villain He joined them... Became a hired hand He progressed to become a thug He became the right hand And that's how he became a don And you? Jing jung jung jing... Jing jung jung jing... "I'm an automan..." "I know all routes..." "A man of fair rates..." "a friend of good folks..." "a good singer..." "a man from Gandhi's land..." "a hunter if I take my spear..." "A brother to the meek..." "A man with a sympathetic heart..." "A kinsman of poor..." "I'm always a kinsman of the poor" Do you drive autos? We thought you were a don I doubted it when you said he was your uncle What were the sugarcane fields... ...commissioner's daughter... and that Kuruvi will die Son! Haven't you watched 'Never Fear'? He had a power cut He asked for the climax I told him to come Myskkin made an awesome movie Haven't you watched it? But the knife, the blood was... Welcome, dear Leave it here Have some soup Soup Oh yes It'll taste good Leave it here Dear? Keep the knife aside The kids might be scared Go away or... your mouth... Son, son! Don't do it! Are you and your wife kidding us? No, no! What the hell, dude! Son... I maybe a funny hero... but he... is a real villain I thought you were a rowdy But you are a joker And that tank top and wrap around of yours! I'm going to split your head into two Let it go Uncle! Yes You were childhood friends You'll know his plus and minus When you were young... have you ever competed with him and won? A competition...Son! No such thing happened No uncle There must be something Think hard! What shall I think about? Suji? Mom and I are here, dad! I'm scared daddy Hey! It's me You heard? Your wife and kid are here If even a speck of dust is moved... I'll cut it Take your hand off Scratching his bald head... I've trimmed it down Uncle! I have an idea Son! I have an idea too Share it, share it... You go first You are older... You go first OK Here goes When I was young... When I was in class 5, When? 5th grade! 5th grade! I studied all night and when I saw the question paper... I knew all the answers My favourite teacher, Malathi was there I was so happy I was ready to answer and searched for my pen The pen was missing Oh no! And then? When I looked for it... he had it Gotcha! Baldy! Scram! What did you do? I was so angry I didn't know what to do The teacher was staring at me I thought deeply Suddenly, I took his pen And then? What else? I told him to exchange the pens He gave it back Super, Uncle! Thank you Dude! What a stupid flashback and why a super for this? Swear on your mom that it was superb Shhh! Uncle! It's the same pen story What we are going to do is... Like how he has kidnapped my girl... I will kidnap his girl... we will demand my girl in exchange for his He will do it It can be excellently executed What are you blabbering? Look! But, son There is a small problem What is it, uncle? He doesn't have a girl Wife? No Mistress? Nope Who is there, then? Son, he had a 'right hand' and a 'left hand' And they chopped one hand, He eats and cleans with the same hand? Not a hand, a human They were Kaasi and Maasi He won't do anything directly These guys do it for him And Maasi was slayed Now, Kaasi, is his everything So, we take Kaasi Super! Be right back It's kidnapping Not Karaoke Revolution We can lose our lives Dude, kidnapping is easy How so? Go straight to... Burma bazaar Store no 246 You'll find Sheikh Dawood there Who? Sleeper cell? I will slipper you He owns a CD store Buy all the Tamil action movies Dude... In this situation, do you really want to watch movies? Do as I say Son... I am ready Shall we go? You! What is this? You said kidnapping I'm in my action costume How is it? Go change your clothes But son... I've bombs that I can throw Throw it and I'll throw it back at you Go away Why are you saying no to this? Dude! I don't even like ribbing him It's OK Are we trusting him with this kidnapping? Manikkam, It pokes Careful It might slip With a wig, you are Baasha Without it, are you Alavanthaan? Switch it on Shall I? Go ahead! Don't hide it Ooooh! Dude! What is this! I asked for action movies He gave me all the action movies Just change it It is good Let's watch this He is like your son Will you watch porn with him? I'll beat you! Change it What is it? What happened to you? Who are you? What is this? Everything has a reason Shut up and get in the car The car? Please come To drink... Van has come Come with me Wake up, dear It's the TV Did you get it? Did you get it? Yes it is, son! Go then Tell me... Dude... I have an amazing plan Tell me, tell me I thought of it last night You were sleeping so I didn't tell you Super! Follow me! Tell me! Dude! It's already been one day since the girls were kidnapped I don't know what that caveman Godfather did to them... My girl is already thinking of breaking up Tell now! Let Uncle come Unc...Uncle! Uncle! That's enough Come I'm done! Get out now! Do you need to go urgently? Get out I use my right hand, son Move it What now? Woah woah woah! Son... Why are you behaving strangely? You don't behave like this Tell me Will you tell or shall I jump? Wait, wait! Wait Why tension? Uncle...Yes I'm here Come here Tell Dude! Look around There's no one It won't be heard even if you shout it We are going to kidnap by drugging him I'll kill myself Wait! What? It's a great plan It can be excellently executed That's an old plan What is this, dude... All of Tamil cinema has this scene Trust that it will work Yeah! Where will you buy it? Good question The movies didn't say that We don't have to, either Good question, too Whether you use drugs... or whether you split his head with a rod I need you to kidnap him The second idea is also good Dude! I told you not to watch movies all night My son You silent When shall we? and how? There is something important to do Please tell me Retards! "Kaasi" I've told you not to pee in bed! - Darling - How do you poop so many times? I say, that's enough! If you mess with me, that's it! Kaasi, where's your wife? Why are you carrying water? Hey! Why do you always take a dump near my house? So what, Devi? It's not in your house Did you take a photo? Be careful Else they'll figure it out Hello there Are you from another city? We are foreigners Sightseeing... A thank you for that glance you gave me Dad? Are you acting like in yesterday's movie? That was nothing, son There was something on mom's face... Wipe it off with your hands Why use your mouth? Hey! Open the door OK See you tomorrow Well? You have been standing all day I beg you to share your plan Nice shirt Keep quiet Thank you OK From 10am to 10pm, Kaasi is very busy from 10pm to 12AM, he's at his mistress After 12AM, he goes home Two broads - one night? Are you jealous? No OK And it is then, that he is alone There'll be people at other times But why is he alone now? Because, the broad he was with, eloped with his friend Oh! Nice So our kidnapping point is Arunachalam road The darkest hour A yellow light Wearing a red shirt, he walks out of the dark He walks Yes Far away is an auto Uncle in front You and I behind The handkerchief is in my hand After he comes out of the dark Uncle will slowly drive next to him I will pass through the air and hold the handkerchief to his nose He faints We lift Super! Great plan! Yes! This is a plan from the Jaishanker decade Dude, this is a terrible plan It will work Wait and watch Son This plan will definitely work You! Change your costume first To what? Is it Baasha? or Padayappa? Kattappa Bahubali Kattappa How? Like this Like this? That's all dandy But when you observe this It's not like a Mysskin movie It is a Mysskin movie Cut to camera above a street light What pa? He will come Uncle! He's coming Start the vehicle Why are you pumping it? What are you doing? Son, I think we've run out of gas What? No petrol? What are you saying? I gave it for service I've got a mileage of 40km How are we doing this? Don't stress it I've bought it in a can You guys are funny Tell your aunt to divorce him He's here Uncle! Come quickly Hey! Ready Shall we? Move it Uncle! Drive! Go closer! I am! I am! Quickly! Faster! Faster! Don't stress it Ready, uncle? Dude! Go! What happened? You messed it Keep driving! Drive! Drive! I am! I am! The auto is choking Dude! Uncle! Drive faster! What? Why is it stopping? Hey! He's here! On no! Baldy! Hey! I'm asking you stop the auto We're sorry we tried to kidnap you! What? Kidnap me?! I came to catch the auto How dare you try to kidnap me! I'm gonna Not me It wasn't me! Hey! Hey Abbas! It's all because of you Why are you crying? Drive faster OK Why were you trying to kidnap me? Brother Just a minute I'm embarrassed Hey! I don't know why I came along Hey! Uncle! He fainted! Oh joy!! Gemini Ganesh! Come out! Hey Abbas! Get out! What's with him? What is he doing? I'll check Kattappa! You got me beaten up! What is it? Come! Why shouting? Hey kids! Do you know how big a thug I am? I wanted to be a hero, because in movies, the villain gets beaten up But you got me beaten up Don't ever come home If you do, I'll divorce your aunt I'll kill you Got it? Yes? Who is it? Dude, call him Hey! Hey! I've kidnapped you but you are napping Where's your right hand? Here Right here Where's Kaasi? That's near Haridwar This falls flat - Where's your right - Kaasi? Kaasi... Kaasi... Kaasi... Here's Kaasi Godfather! I've been kidnapped Save me, Godfather! Please! Enough! Kaasi! Son, don't hurt Kaasi I've already lost Maasi Please! If my girl gets a small scratch, you will not see your guy alive Give that phone! Hello? Moron! When you told him not to hurt me that's when he hit me I know how to handle this You shut up Thank you Welcome Dude! Untie him Let her they Untie him! What happened? He's hitting her after we threatened to kill him He's not worth that much Untie him What did you say, son? What do you mean? Hey! Don't talk Leave Get lost! Why did I kidnap him? Son, pass the phone Use your phone Son, I don't have talk time balance Give me your phone Have fun! What happened? Dude! She's swearing at me Did she talk about family? Yes About my family? She couldn't stop Hey Attu! Where are you? Yes, chief... He started hitting her after you threatened to kill him You heard that? I think that how Maasi was murdered What! Did Godfather kill my friend Maasi? Uncle! Hello, uncle? Yes son Go on Uncle, where is dad? He stepped out What is it? You need to take someone out Right now! What happened? He threw acid on my friend Will you end it or shall I? Son, be patient How did he look? His look height and weight and aged between 38-40 Scar on his face, well built white beard Which area? Vyasarpadi I'll handle it Never ever leave those Son You've told it to me I'll deal with it Who's the gang in your area that does acid attacks? It's our Maasi He just returned from jail That gang does acid attacks sometimes After you take him down, come home and collect 10 Hello Is Maasi on duty? Yes He's touched a big place A big place? Take him down I'll send 10 Hey! Maasi... Who's with Maasi? Attu Call Attu and...tell him to take down Maasi Why? He planned to kill me Hello? Attu Where are you? There's a guy chasing us with a gun Chasing with a gun? Is Maasi with you? Yeah Take him down What? He's tried to kill Brother He said so So, finish him Hey... Who is that? Hang it the phone OK brother Did you kill my friend Maasi? Bro! Bro! Brother! Kaasi, let it go I didn't kill Maasi! That was him Brother, please listen to me Wait! He's trying to say something Let him speak I killed Maasi because he tried to kill Godfather You would've done the same I didn't know it was for money until later That's why I confessed now Let go! Yes My friend Maasi and I, planned to kill Godfather But Maasi got caught I will avenge Maasi and won't stop until I kill Godfather With my hands! Brother! Brother! Godfather! We are leaving tonight for Maaru's wedding Godfather will be alone Finish him! Death by my hands! Godfather will die in my hands Son! Do you have a billhook? Do you have it? A gun maybe? Godfather will die in my hands What should we do with him? Get him booze, He'll be OK Hey! What's your drink? Maasi After Vineet and Abbas in movie 'Kadhal Desam' Were you very good friends? Where do I start? It's not a simple friendship We've had it for generations Oh! Generation after generation? My mom and his mom were thick friends My grandma and his grandma were also thick friends Were you neighbours? No, no You lived in the same neighbourhood? No, No... Then how? They were working together What is the nature of work? Prostitution Yuck! Are you guys 'the bass turds'? How dare you ask me that! How can I not? Dude! Let it go Brother, I've a small doubt Son, it's not like this right No, bro I'm dating my girl for 2 years now Just kissing and that's all we've done Godfather has her for two days now He wouldn't have done anything right? Oh stop it, son Tell me, man! My heart's racing I told you to stop it Son, you pour Will you answer or pay up for the drink? How dare you say that! My girl is also kidnapped Answer Answer I will, son A few days ago, it was an English movie Like the villain in that film, he kidnapped many women No! No no and raped them Let me go! What are you saying? Rape? Why is he saying rape? Please don't do anything to my girl, Godfather! Hey! Hey! My girl looks like a troll I am never turned on by her How can he rape her? Son, son, son I'm not done One day He didn't get any broad One butt ugly gal We tried to stop him Brother, no no But He pushed us all out Get out! and closed the door Suddenly a loud sound - Ahhh!! When we ran to see what it was We all thought he hurt his chest But he didn't hurt his chest, son Gak! Then? What else He fell that day and never rose again What a disgusting man - that Godfather! "Oh genius Come win me over" "To have met you is a blessing" Hey, untie me and watch I dance better than her Nope I like Nayanthara Hey! Don't you ever get turned on? What are you saying! Let's see if he tries to rape There's just one guy We can beat him up and run Idiot! How long have you worked for him? Now that you ask that, son No! Not another flashback! I'm watching you You are talkative Tell us the plan I need a sketch pen and a chart Come inside We have a set up You draw well, brother Were you an artist? Yes, son I drew Anjaneyar on the streets You begged for change? If you bend like Vijay "Kaththi" movie I will kick you It comes more movies Enough What happened, son? I'll be back Son This is Godfather's house His front entrance The back entrance So we enter through the back A good man uses the front door He's a criminal He uses the back door So, we enter through the front door When you go straight and turn right And? Nothing It's a wall So, we take a left and then a right and reach an entry There will be a shelf there The shelf will have a beautiful Pillayar Pillayar? Stand there and pray for the success of your task When the pace is set won't praying ruin the action mood? Son, This is my plan I will pray Shall I continue or not? Dude, it's just Pillayar We'll pray Continue A left from there will take you to a room Inside that room is the toilet You enter the toilet Dude! You asked us to pray OK! Should we go inside the toilet? But it hasn't come yet Why should we go? Even if it doesn't come, you should go When you see inside There will be a hole Gross! Since you've arrived all you say is toilet and hole Dude, let's abort this plan Son, son, son! I'm not talking about the hole in the ground There's a hole on the wall Exhaust fan? No, son It's at about your height Why a hole in the wall? Son... I already told you that Godfather rapes from time to time How do we know that? We watched through it You flea bags watched live sex? Son! Dishonorable! The hole that we made then, is now useful for you Understand? Let it go Please go on When you see through that hole you'll see Godfather and the girls... ...and gather other details Next! Son...? Who is the hero of this movie? Me! If I do everything, why the hell are you here? Scram! What! Idiots Brother I'll save my girl and throw Godfather at your feet Come! Son, Son! One minute That toilet, Check for a key in the first drawer Else check in the second drawer If not, check the cupboard Look there Son, search the room Find the key Don't forget Is that the key to Godfather's room? Nah That's my house key I forgot it there If you bring it and drop me home I don't have to unnecessarily travel Come! Come! Yes, auntie? Where is your uncle? I haven't seen him in 2 days Uncle is dead Don't you know? What! Oh my god! Yes, auntie You can collect his body from GH tomorrow Good night Sweet dreams But I sent him with you... What are you saying? Who is that? Aunt Come Dude! The front or back entrance? Back entrance No, the front No, the back No, the front Where's the map? I'll get it from the car I've the map in my mind It's the back The front The back The front The back The back The back The back The back entrance! Come Softly OK Is this OK? OK Dude! He said left, yes? Yes Why is there a wall? Let's go right then OK This is the entry Then, this is the shelf But there is no Pillayar There's a Murugan Did he say Pillayar or Murugan? Pillayar, dude... Maybe it's Murugan? No He said Pillayar No it is Murugan OK Pillayar or Murugan - they are brothers Let's pray first What if there is a Pillayar in the front entrance? Let's go front Wait! I'll go check, You wait here I'll call you Be ready Dude...Call me soon I will try Dude, I'm inside There's a wall on the right OK OK Keep going... There is an entry in the left The Pillayar is here OK I'll come there No, no! Don't! Why? No? What if they knew our plan and... and exchanged the statues? There's a door near you Go inside OK Dude, the door opened It opened for me too There is a door here Dude, there's another door here You have a door there too? Why are there two doors? Dude, just a second I'll pray and come Oh God, save us Dude I prayed Did you? Yes I did Cool Dude, Open that door There's a toilet here There's a toilet here too There too? Yes! Why are there two toilets? What about the hole? Where will it be - the hole? I think Kaasi has failed us There's no cloth here... Dude... I found the hole Where? Check the shampoo shelf They've closed it with a cloth Where's the shampoo? I found it! I'll call you back Hey, wait! I told you to wai...! Please step aside Please step aside Thanks Do you know why I asked you to step aside? Why...? It might spray That's why Go on Open and go Bye Dude! He got scared and ran away Behind you... ...find him then... Behind you! Behind you! I'll fall at your feet and ask forgiveness This is next, right? A gun...! Yep The camera? He threw the camera into the river Shut it! That's the cause of all problems Please! Eff off Forget that Call your girl What? You kidnapped her What did you do to my girl? Hey! I said, call your girl Hey! When an elder tells you to call, you call Hey! Wait! You are I are over Hang up! Hello darling! Darling! I will slipper you Darling, this is Godfather speaking Godfather? How are you calling from his number? You thought you could escape Your guys were caught here Now, you come here What is it? Who asked these guys to be heroic? Arrgh!! Do you have brains? How will I know that you'll escape? Can you do one thing right? For you,... I should present a huge punishment What shall I do? I'll wear my coat and think Hey! What are you doing? Trying to escape Please save me too OK Shut up Come on, come on! Keep quiet I'm trying He's going to find out Quickly The, the first hit is you Don't listen to her Hey! Please tell him... What are you searching for? Car keys are missing Then, let's go in my car Sure Sir, my car is punctured Let's go But it's a punctured car! We'll fix it Godfather! Hey! Father... St Father! Hey! There's no space Ow! Move Can I sit in the front? Godfather! Let us go Hey Godfather! Please... Where are you taking...? Godfather! Please let us go Please! What are you searching for? These keys are How did you get this? What is that? What is that? Bomb What! Bomb! You! You kept saying that it was engine problem... It's a bomb! Sorry dude! Technical fault Sorry sir You all should... Is this apocalypto - taking us with a rope Hey! Hey! Somebody come here! Where did you all go? Hey Godfather! You old fag! Hello, Amanda You don't know me, but I know you I want to play a game Hey! What? I'm looking for a wire You... Scram Thanks Sorry So, how you are going to die is, after the countdown,... the machine in front of you will punch and try to kill you If you don't die, the saw above you,... will inch down and slice your head If you still don't die, the saw below you, will slice your butt No! I don't want this machine Give me another! Why do you want another? You are going to die Die! Go away! Before dawn,... Make your choice Dude! We're done! It's punching me! It's spinning above and below! Bruce Lee! Oh Nooooooo! Oh yay! It is malfunctioning Super! It'll be repaired in 5 How? It's Sunday The technicians won't come I will do it Sir,... Where are you going? Spanner OK Return quickly I'm scared Dude! How do we escape? I knew it Your faces told me you'll mess it up So, I followed Brother! Stop talking and help! Yea yea How will I know one room has two toilets? Godfather has knee pain He can't sit on his hunches So he uses western toilet But he prefers the Indian one Come here! Come here! I am...I am Dude, quickly! Throw the gun away Hey! Now, you throw the gun away Son, not just your gun... all guns on this set, don't have bullets St Forget the gun We are six You are alone You'll die if we all hit you But all villains get a chance to repent I'll give you that Scram! One more thing, The men who went for the wedding missed Pandyan Express... and without using the next Pallavan express,... have returned Oh no! Come on! Hey! Catch them! Hey! Yea! Run into me just like that Catch him! Abbas ! Abbas, come quickly! Why do they all look like the thugs from old Ramki movies? Why are you getting beaten up? Dude! Come cut this! He's coming to hit me! Come on! Cut it! He's coming! Come on! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! What's with these guys? Action! Hey! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Son, I'm the true don They came to act in movies They'll stop if you yell cut Damn Then let's pack up! Hey! Don't stop till I tell you to Action! Shhh! Your shot is over Lie down Lie down Hey! Go! Hey! Get 'em! Manickkam! I want Abbas alive Tell them, I am back I am back This is Kabali Push me! Dude, Uncle is back! Oh shut up What is he doing? A scene from Ghilli (Song from movie 'Varlaru') Did he lose his mind after the beating? He is dead meat Let's go Sir, sir... Don't shoot! Here, eat this banana He is peeling the banana like loading bullets into the gun Sir, please no Thanks, son To take a dip in the Thamirabharani river Sorry sir! Sorry sir! Why did you push that away? You stupid mongrel! I brought only one fruit Shall I run and... get it from the nearest store? Will you? Go quickly, idiot! Dude! Why? Dude! Just a minute... Dude, what are you doing? Punch him! No way Dude, don't embarrass me You have to punch because your name is Bruce Lee You say so? Yea! OK Hold him tight Yea! Come on! Super! Just like that, yea! Hold him tight, man Yea! Oh no! Run! You dodo! It's a good thing, the fruit police is missing Gotcha! Running away are you! Sir, sir! I bought it, sir Store is nearby Fantastic! For one fruit, he's bought a dozen Leave it there! Fruits? I searched the length of this movie for you and the fruit You should be... Hey Kabali! Here's a fruit Please sir Pass the fruit Is there another? Hey! What are you doing? No more fruit for you I'm changing to bomb! Move it! Didn't you say Cut? Do anything! But they, Hey! Watch this! Look dude! Why is he break-dancing? Hey! Wait! Godfather is calling you Yes, Godfather! Yes, Godfather? You act well, Godfather! Do you want a hug? Here! Yuck! What are they doing? Godfather! No! Hey! What the!!! Yuck! What are they? Ack! Die! Oh No! Brother Kaasi! Brother Kaasi? Brother Kaasi, have you left to be with Maasi? Oh no! Brother! How can I... Brother... Hey! Get up What did you say on the phone? You don't want me, eh? They held me for two days Instead of running towards me, you are crying for him What do you think of yourself? One minute Just one Sir, Why is that in all movies the cops arrive in the climax? How did you get here? You have understood wrong The police have always been here Because I questioned them, they stuffed a fruit in my mouth I chased them to get my revenge with a fruit Maasi! and Maasi was killed by someone So I tried to kill Kaasi with a gun,... But he bent down to pick his keys... Brother! ...that bullet killed the judge So I decided to finish Kaasi and Godfather, with a gun and fruit... But you ask me why we arrive last Oh! That's how you end up here Why didn't you say something? The audience are scolding you Forget that Back to our issue Hello, Excuse me Please wait! We are talking Go away! Impatient lil Why are you starting? Right after you leave Thank you sir They'll ask for police protection too You destroyed my whole gang! See what I'll do! What's that tick tick sound? Here, from here This bomb? It will blow up! It bombed out alright |
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