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Bruno & Boots: This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall (2017)
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- Macdonald Hall. - Over the last century, - Its students - have gone on to become Judges, scientists, journalists, and one magician who we don't like to talk about. But just because they went on to change the world doesn't mean they didn't have any fun while they were here. What is this noise? That's Boots. All-around athlete, all-around great guy. - Not much of - a Death Rooster fan. Seven-alarm clock sound. - That's me, Bruno. - Slacker, rules hacker, and all-around not a morning person. Bruno, we slept in. Practice starts in 10 minutes. - The two of us - don't always agree. Our schemes don't always work out. - We are so cut from the team - if we're late again. - Relax. I figured out - how to shave - Three minutes - off our shortcut. Man, you are so accurate with a frozen kumquat! - But we're best friends - for life. Roomies forever. Oh, we gotta go. There's no time for... Waffles? - And nothing will ever - change that. - Looking good, - Chris! - Lucky for us, - I always have a plan. Nice. Finally, some alone time with my flags of the world. OK, what do I start with? You know, I've never envied the boys - over at the Hall - before... Until aerial meditation day. Om... - Cathy and Diane go to - the school across the street, the Scrimmage Academy for Education and Awakening, which has produced just as many judges, scientists, - and journalists - as Macdonald Hall. Coming through! Gotta mow this! Kinda late. Talk soon, bye! - And that's Sturgeon, - our headmaster. Always on the lookout for trouble, - which usually means - me and Boots. Sturgeon's nickname is The Fish, but you don't wanna call him that to his face. Here you go, Willy, the updated you-know-what list. I have divided them into bad seeds and bad apples. Ms. Davis, what do you know about Malbonia? Is that a skin condition? Well, technically it's an unincorporated protectorate with a constitutional monarchy, but the real question is, why is their flag on our pole? What? Oh, good Lord. One hundred. Roll call! Hey, look out for that garbage can! Look out! Okay, O'Neal... And that's what I call sleeping in in style. - It was so relaxing. - Why don't We do it every morning? Never seen you before. Okay. - I've been thinking about that. - I kinda have a plan. Of course you do. If we put in job rsums now, dude, we'll have jobs at the Hall by the time we graduate and then we'll never have to leave. - I'm just kinda still figuring - out if we keep our room. Okay, helmets on! Let's get... lacrossing. Yeah, practicing will help us beat those York turkeys. - Wouldn't it just be more fun - to pull a bunch of - Hilarious - pranks on them, though? Come on, we're better than that. Is that brains? Please tell me that's not your brain! It's pudding! And it's on your heads! Ha-ha-ha! The best part is when you put the pudding in the helmets. - Ah yes, Macdonald Hall's - bitter rivals, York Academy. This isn't a story about that rivalry, but it starts there, thanks to a really dumb prank called... The old "putting pudding in a helmet" gag. Classic! Let's get out of here. Later, suckers! Look on the bright side... Free pudding! Ha-ha-ha! Mmm! Good morning, Headmaster Hartley speaking, working hard for my students every day and every way. Cut the bull, Hartley, you know it's me. Headmaster Sturgeon? Well, somebody certainly got vinegar on their chips this morning. Actually, Hartley, I was getting tired of waiting for your call. Call? What call exactly? The one where your boys apologize for pulling that infantile prank on my junior lacrosse team. Prank? What do you mean, prank? - We don't have any pranks - scheduled here. Well, I'll just check my agenda, shall we? Prank... no... no prank... no prank... no... No, absolutely no prank scheduled whatsoever. Come off it, Hartley, are you telling me you don't know anything about these pudding helmets? Oh my! - That's not where - pudding belongs. - That sounds - downright messy. I hope it didn't set your boys off. Because pudding needs to set, you see. Yeah, I got it, Hartley, it just wasn't funny. Oh! Well, you know what else isn't funny? I'm getting tired of waiting around for you to call me all day! Call you? What on earth for? To reassure me that your students won't stoop to some lame-o retaliation against my boys. You know, let me remind you, Headmaster Hartley, that while my boys aren't perfect, not by a long shot, they are certainly well above petty things like getting revenge. Goodbye. We need revenge. All of it. All in favor? It's unanimous: revenge will be sought. - Okay, just promise me - whatever we do, - It's better than - shoving pudding into a helmet. Exactly, right? Like, where's the poetry in that? Where's the craft? Alright, so what do we do? I believe this calls for a revenge pitch speed round. Good pitches get a thumbs up, bad pitches get the gong. You heard the man. So what have we got? We'll play the sound of an ice cream truck, and when they come running out, there's no ice cream. Okay, I'm not saying it's a guillotine, but... okay, it's pretty much a guillotine. We infect York's water supply with a special strain of rhinovirus, spliced with just enough earthworm DNA to significantly alter their morphology and create... Elmer. Is this another plan to turn the York boys into worm people? Would that be a problem? I like the sentiment, but... I'm not sure we can afford a crane. My uncle raises these thoroughbred guinea pigs, right? I say we borrow, like, a hundred of them... Nope! Not even going there. Severe guinea pig phobia. But they're so cute! - And they have - such luxurious hair... Can we please talk about something else? And so, I say that we hire a witch to put a curse on the York team. Hm! that's interesting. Yeah, except for the little detail that curses aren't real. What if we put a curse on the York Academy team, - but then just don't tell them - that it's not real? Wait, athletes are superstitious... You mess with their pre-game traditions and it can throw - their whole game. - Exactly, right? If, you know, Someone steals their mascot, something like that. Princess Penelope! Good shot, boys! And it's all because of you, the prettiest princess in all the land. Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna steal a princess. It's about to go down. Alright, York clothes on. It's go time. Over. You know, we are right here. You could just tell us. But this way's more fun. Over. Good point. Over. Let's do this! Welcome, parents, students, pain help, and our many corporate donors. Find tomorrow's leaders today! Welcome, one and all, to another York Boys Academy pep rally where we celebrate victory before it has actually happened. Why? Because, come on! We are the York Boys Academy! - Dude, I tackled him - so hard, It's a miracle he can still walk. That's 'cause you're the greatest, Chip. Hey, did you hear that? Let's check it out. Hey, what are you doing? Check it out, it's Hartley! Look at those teeth. Ha-ha-ha! That's my dad, man. His nose is way bigger! Make it bigger, make it bigger. Oh yeah. Oh, add some spinach to his teeth. Yeah. Oh yeah, he's like a hundred years old, man. Can't forget the wrinkles. Hey, guys. Hey, man. That is just wrong, man. Copy that. Princess is traveling. Yo, let's go. You really captured his lack of scruples. Nice job, little weird artist dude. Oh man, that's just wrong. Yes! They had no idea! Totally clueless. High fives for a perfectly planned caper. Uh-uh. Gotta keep my hands at ten and two. Driving's no joke, boys. High five for Wilbur getting his license last month and being such a conscientious driver. - When's the last time - you ate, Wilbur? Don't look at me. It came from the cage. That does not sound like a princess. As many of you know, our beloved Princess Penelope died earlier this month after 17 years of devoted service. Why, that's almost a hundred in cat years, and almost 200 in mascot years. But, sometimes, the passing of a loved one gives one the opportunity to rethink your branding strategy, which is why I am proud to introduce to you all York Boys Academy Cougars' new mascot, Princess Murdertooth! Oh, dude! A bowl of pudding? Curse you, Macdonald Hall! Who has an actual, real live cougar as their mascot? Why? - Because they are called - the Cougars, right? Fun fact: cougars aren't considered big cats. They fall into the same family as housecats. - Fun fact: - you can't talk about fun facts - When you're dead! - That's a technicality. What do we do? We calm down. We calm down. It's perfectly secure inside its cage. OK, it's... it's perfectly secure inside the van. You were saying? What the... That cougar's a terrible driver! He's definitely not keeping his hands at ten and two! Let's go, we gotta get it! Come on! - The surprisingly - low speed chase ended with animal control officers tranquilizing the animal. Charged with one count of purchasing a banned exotic animal is Thomas J. Hartley, headmaster of the now formerly prestigious York Boys Academy, who faces disciplinary action. Headmaster Hartley lost his job today. We're sorry. Because your shenanigans Brought to light his black market animal purchase. Uh, you're welcome? Boys, since you've both been together here at the Hall, you've found yourselves in no small amount of trouble, hm? Pancake launcher, illegal road tolls, underground tunnel to the local movie theater... Attempted tunnel, sir. Oh, I stand corrected. What Bruno means is that we will graciously accept whatever punishment you think is fair. No, actually, I think the time for punishment is over. I think for the sake of the Hall and its legal bills... We need to have a change. We punish you? - Do some kind - of yard work? Keep in mind, I burn easy. I'm less concerned - about punishing you for the past - and more interested - In preparing - you for the future. - What future? - A future where you're no longer At the Hall. - Or living together, - for that matter. Actually, sir, - I have a plan for that. - I'm sure you do, O'Neal, But a big part of growing up is adapting to change, and it's my job to ensure that you're up for the challenge. Which is why, effective immediately, I'm separating the two of you. That's... No... No, sir, that's... Okay, um, let's just talk this through... No need. My decision's final. - I know it's gonna take some - adjusting, - But I'm sure - you'll be up to it. - What if we're not - up for it? What happens then? Have you even thought about that? I very, very strongly suggest you find a way, O'Neal, because if you don't, you'll find yourself not at the Hall much longer. Yes, sir. I know this is gonna be difficult, but I truly believe it'll do you both good to see what you're capable of separately. So, as of right now, no more classes, no more clubs, no more roommates. No more Bruno and Boots. Ms. Davis dropped these off. Our new roommate assignments. - We should probably - get it over with. - I wanna give you - something first. Dude! My party shades! Ha! Uh... oh! Here. My lucky puck. Isn't this the puck that hit you in the stomach? Yep, but it's lucky because it didn't nail me anywhere lower. What's wrong, man? I've never seen you like this. I'm not good with change. My parents once painted my room without telling me... I didn't sleep for a month, Bruno. Don't be scared. Here, look. Come here. You take the smoothie station. Okay? I'll be fine. That's just it! You'll be fine! - You're Bruno Walton, you always - land on your feet! You've got a plan! What do I have? - Yes, that's right. - That's right, I do. And so... here. You take your half, I'll take mine. Hang on to that. We're gonna be making cheddar and bacon smoothies in no time. Yeah, I actually hate those. I promise you. Alright. How weird can our roommate assignments actually be, right? Yeah, that weird. - Don't you have - your own hazmat suit? Pardon? Don't you have your own hazmat suit? Uh, no? Should I? - Opening a window - should suffice. Welcome, roomie. Lot of stuff and gear, Elmer. And why is it so creepy? My world is the world of science, the world of knowledge and discovery. - Yeah, okay, but where - did the last guy live? For some reason, he elected to live in a box. On the roof! I can't imagine why. My synthetic mucus! Oh, sorry! I did not mean to... wow. That is a new smell. I can see we're going to have - to establish some ground rules. - Let me start with a list Of things you shouldn't touch. Test tubes, beakers, petri dishes, anything on the primary or secondary science tables, likewise my pheromones of the animal kingdom, and you do not wanna touch any of the slime molds in the specimen fridge. OK, but what about the blueberry yogurt? What blueberry yogurt? Hi. This is... - Mr. O'Neal, welcome. - Mr. Wexford-Smith III has been expecting you. He has? Is this room bigger on the inside? Considerably. But well worth the expense. Murray, if you please? Good to have you on board. So you're outsourcing handshakes now. I was a skeptic, until I ran the numbers. Welcome to your new home. Non-disclosure agreement. You shouldn't have. Well, living here, you may be privy to trade secrets, cap and trade policies, etc. etc. Most of all... I love the smell of contracts in the morning. I need to lie down. Where do you sleep? Sleep? And miss a day's trade or the Tokyo Stock Exchange? No, no, no, no. That's Murray's job now, old fence. I'm sorry, but I need a bed to sleep in, to study in, - to sleep in while pretending - to be studying... - This is not gonna work, - I'm sorry. Relax, old sock. We have you all settled. Right over here. You'll be snug as a bug. - I mean, of course I'll expect - you to clean out By start of business hours each AM, but until then, welcome home. Ah! That's my 6:50. Hey! So you deciphered my code. A picture of the place we're secretly meeting at doesn't really qualify as a code. So, how's living with George? Is it true that his room's actually some company? Yeah, no, I sleep next to the photocopier. - And it's not so much sleep - as I close my eyes For ten seconds before somebody prints something. - Well, um, - I found One of Elmer's carnivorous centipedes in my bed. Don't ask why I know it's carnivorous. I'm glad at least one of us is getting a kick out of all this. Wait a minute. I know that smirk. You've got a plan. Why else would I call you here? OK, well, make it quick. If The Fish catches us together, we're through. - Should I get the guys together - for a meeting? - No, no. Actually, this plan kinda means doing the exact opposite. Normally, we ask our friends for a bit of help, right? This time, our friends are gonna help us without them even knowing. We're about to become the worst roommates in the history of rooms... or mates. I call it Operation Doommates. Then Sturgeon threw some butter and someone threw some icing in, and then it just turned into this huge epic food fight right on stage. Such tales of waste, Bruno! You could've fed dozens instead! Macdonald Hall is a dream school. Every day, it's zany antics. What are you doing? Oh, just talking to Francisco, your Malbonian video pen pal. Hey, Elmer! Yeah, my Malbonian video pen pal! Hey, Franny, you should totally come to the Hall! You know, maybe there's, like, an exchange or... No! No, no, no, no, no! Come to MacDonald Hall? Where students sell doorknobs and don't go to jail? Where are my test tubes? Ah man, you know what? The charity drive came by today. They must have taken it. Bruno, those were highly concentrated skunk pheromones I was collecting for a year! If one of those test tubes breaks, it'll be skunk mating season for months! Elmer, I'm sorry, I had no idea. What is that? Oh, Mr. Captain Cuddles? - I've had him for like ten years. - Have you guys not met? Wherever he goes, I go. Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles? Aren't you cute? Look at you, you're so cute! Well, you can rest assured, because when it comes to collateralized debt obligations, I happen to be a bit of an expert. Hello? Hello? Hello? What are you doing? This simply cannot be! Oh, sorry, George. I gotta be ready for the Junior Jazz Ensemble. The show is only three months away! This just cost me a client! I'll try and play as quietly as I possibly can. See? It's like I'm not even here! Ms. Davis? Ms. Davis! [GEORGE AND ELMER It was so loud I could feel it in my chest! - I can't believe - this is working. Hey, I made a promise, didn't I? Rinse and repeat until we're roomies again. Alright, alright, alright! Take it easy, Einstein! Don't get your fifties in a knot. Here. Fill out these roommate request forms. Now you need to build up an appetite. I stick to you like glue You're my weekend I like what you did 'Sup, roomie? Hey, this isn't your food, is it? This isn't gonna work out. Um, you boys wouldn't be intentionally bad fits for all your new roommates, would you? Mr. Sturgeon, I can honestly say we would be terrible fits with anybody. We're trying our best, sir. Ah, don't worry. There are over 300 new boys for you to try harder with. Operation Doommates just got a "snore-midable" improvement. You gotta be kidding me! - Aw, man! Come on, - be quiet, let me sleep! Incoming. Here we go again. Do angels live here? No, I don't drink tea. Actually, you know, I'll give it a try. Ah! Thank you. Man, I've been on fire! Bro, most of these kids - don't even last - a single night with me! Carlos, done. Brian J., done. That Gordon kid that never stopped typing, done. Wow! That's great, man, really. - If you've been - keeping up with me, We have got to be through most of the roommate options by now. Gimme your names, I'll cross them off. I'm... kind of still living with Chris. What? Dude, it's been over a week! Doesn't he drive you crazy, - always never talking, - always so quiet? Well... Mumsie, look! The Duke of Bermondsey's driving a lorry, and he's wearing a jumper! Cheerio! So he really is British. Super British. Dude, it's been over a week! Meanwhile, I've been burning through roommates like sulfuric acid burns through iron. I think I still have some residual Elmer on me. I know, but Chris is a good guy. I don't know, I kinda like living with him. What's wrong? Do you need a hand? 'Cause I can come by... No, no. Tonight's - watercolor night. - Excuse me? I... it's just a thing... that we do. Obviously, - I didn't have the greatest - technique at first, But he really helped me work on my brush strokes and my use of negative space, and the whole thing just came to... What? I like painting! Whatever. We just need to stick to the plan. - Don't you think that maybe - we've been taking - Some of this - Doommate stuff pretty far? You'll get over it, dude. All we're doing is slightly annoying people for a good cause. We're like mosquitoes who recycle. Well, maybe I don't wanna be Chris' mosquito. Are you forgetting why we're doing this, dude? You know, "I can't handle change, Bruno! Help me, Bruno! I'm nothing without you!" Okay, I remember the first two, not so sure about the last one. I know what you meant. Anyways, don't you still wanna live together? Of course! I swear. Just... maybe we should take a break for a couple days, you know, make sure we still have some friends left. I suppose next you'll want me to give back Elmer's pheromones. Hey! That's the spirit! C'mon! Let's go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing here? I... Elmer's pheromones, please. There's three words that should never go together. - Have you tried - buying him dinner? What happened to Operation Doommates? Thank you. But he's been practicing his brush stroke technique. Not to be a drama llama, but are you guys okay? Never better. - I'll take that. - No, you need To get back to Chris. I said I got it. You don't trust me now? Come on, dude, gimme the phero... Ugh, that stuff reeks! We are so sorry. We will - stay and clean up. - Uh, no. We have no time. We have to get you back to that canvas. See you, gals! Okay... Uh... Are you serious? - So they can use a little - air freshener! What's the worst that could actually happen? Uh... that? And that. We should go. Really should. Boys, a couple of things have come to my attention. Oh... Uh, I think what Boots meant to say was, uh, "Oh?" Let's begin with how incompatible you both seem to be with virtually every other boy in dorm 1. Yeah, it's a real shame. I feel like I could room with anyone, but I don't know, I guess the other guys just... don't feel the same way about me. Yeah... ditto. Hm. It's almost as if the only people you two can live with are... the two of you. Almost, sir. Except for one little wrinkle. The plan to separate you is working. Boots' marks are up 6%. Really? That's great! But 6% is not that much. It's enough for me to think - that separating you was - a good idea. - I'm tempted - to keep it that way for good. But that's not part of the plan. I mean, uh... I mean... no... Not like we have a plan. Or I had a plan. What plan? Well, regardless, there's another little wrinkle that's going to affect the way we all live for a while. Something happened at Scrimmage's last night. Oh... I mean, oh? Yeah, massive skunk damage. Some kind of skunk mating frenzy. - Carpets have to be ripped out, - wood replaced... - The air quality alone means - it's going to be - Uninhabitable - for months. I guess you already know that we... - Would have no choice - but to invite Our neighbors here in their time of need. P... pardon? Say what now? - Attention, - Macdonald Hall students, This is Headmaster Sturgeon. Macdonald Hall's mission is to ensure each of you grow up to be functioning adults, and also understand that change, however difficult, can also be a good thing, especially when it means being a good citizen and a good neighbor. There will be some new faces in this school, and possibly for the rest of the year, because Macdonald Hall is now the new temporary home of Scrimmage Academy. Please welcome our guests, while giving them - what little space - we can offer. - Although their classes - and living quarters Will remain separate, we'll all be under the same roof. Maybe we should take our chances with the skunks. It smells like grandpas in here. Come on, Diane. So let's all rise to the challenge of this temporary change, shall we, and embrace the opportunity to grow and to learn. Thank you. Wow. So what does this mean? Uh, it means that space is now very limited, so no more room changes. Compatibility is a luxury we can no longer afford. But our... our room! Your room is now... Ah! Scrimmage's Therapeutic Bubble Wrap Room. Apparently, popping bubbles is a keystone of her curriculum. I'm sorry, boys, - you won't be living together - anytime soon, - Not until things - are back to normal. Clear? Yes, sir. This certainly brings everything into perspective. Oh, does it now? Hello! Make way! Hello! Coming through! Oh, watch out! Oh, hello! Eugenia... I mean Ms. Scrimmage, what are you doing here? Hello, office mate. May I just say that your generosity is an inspiration, and quite unexpected. Oh! So much possibility in here. All of this... gone. Uh, you're moving into my office? Well, as headmistress, I need a nexus of concentration, and if the boys and girls can share the school, surely you and I can share one room. How would you say that the energy flows best in this room... This way, or this way? Wouldn't you be much happier in a... oh, I don't know, a field or a lovely tree? Ha! No, I would not. I am not an orangutan. It's not even my spirit animal. Well, we'll let you, uh, rise to the challenge and embrace opportunities. I cannot work without my wind chimes. These will change your life, William. - So wait, you're - telling us that you spent the last month making our lives a waking nightmare from which there was no escape, just so you two could be roomies again? But now you want our help to do the same thing to the girls? Maybe we owe you guys an apology. - Mm-hmm. - Maybe! - And Boots - is working on that - Right now, okay, - but the bottom line is, The longer the girls stay, the more Macdonald Hall changes. They have got to go. - And the girls - Could not agree more. Don't touch me. Wait, really? Well, I don't know what you guys are serving in the buffeteria, but it isn't food. - And I don't know - what buffeteria means, But it isn't a real word. - And one of your teachers - scolded Diane - for digging a hole - in the schoolyard. I was just trying to bury my metaphorical inhibitions. - Plus-and I mean this - in the nicest way possible... I've smelled fast food dumpsters that stink less than you alls. That's true. That one's fair, actually. The gong is ready to go. - Oh no, we don't need that - anymore, Wilbur. I actually already have a plan. Operation Fake Prank War. That's... that's brilliant. If Sturgeon and Scrimmage think the boys and the girls can't get along, they'll separate us. - Scrimmage will find us somewhere - else to stay - While the school - gets de-skunked. A motel, a trailer park, a ditch... anything would be an improvement. No offense. Guys, do I have to remind you? Bruno's plans don't always go as... planned. He's right. Sometimes they go better. Alright, let's go! Yeah! - Okay, let's just remember - the ground rules. - That's right, - where there are no rules, - Only losers and winners. - No! That this is a fake prank war for Sturgeon's benefit. We don't want to hurt anyone. Right? Right. That too. Ready... Break! She said I'm starting A war today I said you're already On your way I know trouble Homerun, back where You started from Shotgun, sing me Another song Moron Keep your seatbelt on Bye, Walton! Watch your back, girls. All wrapped up And ready to go Eyes on the sun And feet the snow There isn't a place Where we can't go Oh-oh-oh Select my targets, am my newest invention, the "Viscositizer", and... Minimal malfunct... whoa! Well, the liquid works. And I know what The future holds Seen her on the center boards Coming Whether you're ready or not Really? All wrapped up And ready to go Eyes on the sun And feet the snow There isn't a place Where we can't go Oh-oh-oh Okay, new plan, new plan. Prank hard. That is a prank war. A game no one wins. Maybe it's all in good fun. Oh, that's not fun, Eugenia. What on earth is that noise? It's my wet noise generator. It's just the thing to use in times of stress. Just the thing to give me a splitting headache. - Oh, that means - I should turn it up. Ugh. All wrapped up And ready to go Eyes on the sun And feet the snow There isn't a place Where we can't go Oh-oh-oh Walton! Catch me! No way this is gonna get out of hand, right? Well, define "out of hand". It always tries To knock me dead All wrapped up And ready to go Eyes on the sun And feet the snow There isn't a place Where we can't go Oh-oh-oh All wrapped up And ready to go Eyes on the sun Alright, second time's the charm. A few adjustments and... Not again! Whoa! Bruno! Bruno! Come on, come on! Wha... I've been thinking... Maybe we should pull back on this prank war. What? Why? - I just think it's - getting out of hand. - I don't know what you're - talking about. - This prank is going - to be beautiful. What prank? No, no, don't! No! No! What's wrong? You can dish it out but you can't take it? Cathy! Guys! - I knew this - would escalate! I'm doing this for you! Guys, stop! You're gonna break it! Walton, what are you doing? Guys! Guys, look! Who would leave this lovely box here? No, no, no! What? Nuts. Now, Mr. Sturgeon and I understand that this has been a difficult time. Actually, "we" don't. - I think what William - is trying to say is that we feel your confusion. Hmm... no, I'm not. I'm too busy feeling very, very pink. Sir, I think I can speak for all of us when I say pink is definitely your color. - And I think I can speak - for all of us when I say This is entirely Bruno's fault. My fault? Who was the one who put all the moustaches and wigs all over Chris' masterpieces? Well, who's the one that painted the entire staircase that I walked into? I've still got a headache. Oh, I have something for that. Where is my wet noise generator? Oh, it's drying out. On the roof. The thing I don't understand is... I thought you all liked each other. We do. I mean, we're friends. Arguable. Mr. Sturgeon, Ms. Scrimmage, we only did all this to show you that we couldn't get along so you would split us back up and... everything would go back to normal. I guess it just... got out of hand. That is the most... Idiotic, harebrained, impossible... Poignant, understandable, beautiful... Beautiful... - Wait, what? - Well, William, we're the ones Who forced them to do this, so this is really our fault. Is this really happening? Oh, and it gets better. Watch. Wait a minute. I'm not the reason I got pink powder up my nose. Aren't you, William? In your heart. I think it's time to let bygones be bygones. We have so much to learn from each other... which we could do at a coed equinox gathering of movement and co-mingling! I believe what she's trying to say is a dance, and no, - I don't think this is the right - time for that, Eugenia. Nonsense! It's a perfect way to let off some steam through vigorous rhythmic activity. Yeah, actually, I think that would be a really good way for everyone to just... get along again. Really. Do you think that's possible, hm? Walton? Ms. Burton? Absolutely. Come on! Rubber chicken, Cayenne pepper, bird's nest... There is no way that evil girl's not planning something. We have to be ready. Bruno, we literally just agreed to let bygones be bygones. Which we'll do, but if they start bygoning again, we'll be ready. Ah, there you are! Old Faithful. - I've actually rigged it - to a small battery So it's way more buzzy. Hope Diane doesn't have a pacemaker. No! Oh, come on! - Dude, it doesn't hurt that bad. - I do it to myself. - Why do I get to have - all of the fun, you know? Bruno, I mean no more pranks. No more revenge. It's over. Wait, what's over? Like, us? No, of course not! Just... we can deal with a little bit of change. It's only until the end of the year. Sorry, do you smell that? Oh yeah, it's you. Stinking and sounding like The Fish. Dude, I don't know what's happening to you anymore. - Maybe I just - don't want everybody To end up hating everybody. Maybe I actually liked living with those other guys, doing different stuff. Since when? You were the one who was all, "I don't know what to do, Bruno. - I don't want change. - I don't want to room With anybody else, Bruno!" Yeah, well, maybe I've changed. You know what, maybe The Fish was right. Maybe we should be apart. Oh wow! Ah! Okay. Oh, come now, William, it's going to be fun! Music, movement, mutual respect. Eugenia, in my not inconsiderable experience, I have found that forced gatherings meant to create amity usually do the exact opposite. Oh, you. What could possibly go wrong? What could go wrong? Where shall I start? It's like you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you can't help but take the extra step. And you're like a fussy man in a suit who doesn't believe that kids can have fun at a dance. You don't quite understand how analogies work, do you, Eugenia? Analogies are like kids. Sometimes you just have to trust them. Oh... I want you by my side You were saying? Ooh, dolphin! I could barely hide I will fall for you That way We could just go over there and ask them to dance. Or... just hear me out here, we could stay right here, and not. I like this plan. It's workable and it has a lower humiliation factor. OK, guys, what is the worst thing that is gonna happen? Okay, that's pretty bad. You know if we don't even try, Ms. Scrimmage will make us all - do a sharing circle - about it tomorrow. Okay, I'd rather do a hot yoga sharing circle in a parka than let that guy have even one chance to laugh at us. Cathy, do you think you're maybe getting a little... obsessed? - I don't know what - you're talking about. Cathy? Alright, how much longer do we have to force these children - to endure this? - Oh! Hey, everybody! Are you ready to dance? Get this outta here! That's right, it's me, TV's Kip Kipperson, here to answer that age-old question... Boogie or Breakdown? No, no, no, no! I'm still picking cupcakes out of my ears. I don't know who's responsible for this, but it's just what we need. - I knew Walton would - pull something. This has Burton written all over it. In pen. Now, I'm gonna ask two participants to come up here into our dance-agon and show us their most groovetastic moves while the rest of us and the viewers online make the decision: Boogie or Breakdown? Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no, no, no! Yes! Awesome! Now, what do you crazy kids have to say before you boogie or breakdown? Holy Mother! I have nothing to do with this, but I just wanna say thank you to whoever it was. Was it my girls? No! Let's just say it was a fun-nonymous tipster who knew that this place needed some funk in its trunk, some swing in its sting, some black in its blue. Now you're just talking nonsense. Hey, doesn't matter, we've got 13 million YouTube followers! A Macdonald Hall headmaster does not bust moves. Get fly, bowtie! William, loosen up! Go Sturgeon! This is a trap! I can smell it! Hold on, girls! We didn't plan this! Ha-ha-ha! Such hijinks, such wild abandon! If only I could be part of such fun. Come on, Cathy! What are you doing here? I'm about to end this nightmare! Not before I do! Drop it, drop it! Drop it! Everybody, back! Is everybody okay? Everybody? Okay? Hello, Sturgeon. Hartley? What are you doing here? Oh, I think the real question is: what are you doing here? I'm headmaster of this school. Oh, really? And for how long? I would think that after a disastrous prank war, the last thing a responsible headmaster would do is hold a Boogie or Breakdown competition in front of 10 million YouTube viewers! Thirteen million. Oh, God. How would you even know about... Hello? Kip Kipperson, from Boogie or Breakdown Productions? Great. I have an event that I think you'd be Kip-tastic for. Diabolical laughter in the halls. Three demerits. I dig the use of "Kip-tastic", but you used dance for evil, man, and that is not cool with Kip. Eh. I just don't understand how you thought this was a good idea, Sturgeon. You know, it wasn't exactly my idea, Superintendent Snow. And that's the problem. You've lost control. Hosting the Scrimmage girls is one thing, but a prank war? An internet dance fiasco? And reports you were seen doing... the stanky leg? Hello, this is Eugenia Scrimmage and I think I can help. Oh, please don't. We have had some interesting transition challenges, it's nothing that a sharing circle couldn't sort out. Ms. Scrimmage, the Governing Board of Governance and I couldn't agree more. In fact, we are prepared to have our own sharing circle when we discuss who will run the Hall before someone gets seriously hurt. Surely you don't mean... firing me? That is one option on the table. We do have a very qualified replacement who is willing and able to... No. No, please, don't say... Hello, Sturgeon. Hartley. It's me, Rob Hartley. Yeah, I just said that. Oh. Mr. Hartley has some very interesting ideas about how better to serve - the students of Macdonald Hall. - Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sure he's very interested in my job, since he just lost his own. Well, you see, let me explain that. Like many great men before me, I was duped... duped, I say... By cougar traffickers, but all charges were dropped, Sturgeon, when I agreed to testify against everyone, - including people - I've never met before. So all's well that ends well. We can discuss all of this, including just who is best suited to run the Hall, when the Board meets at the Hall tomorrow. Hartley? Mm-hmm. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Your evil is showing, Hartley. Oh. Thought I'd hung up. Still on, Hartley. Oh. Tomorrow, Sturgeon. We will support you, William, don't worry. My girls, myself, my entire school... We will all be behind you. Eugenia, I'm right over here. William, are you alright? I told my boys that change was good, - that it was a necessary - part of life - And they could - deal with it and... And you were right. No, I was wrong! I was very wrong. Now I have to fix it. Somehow. Where did you learn those moves? Don't you wanna see, Cathy? Everyone's having a blast. Okay, where you see a blast, I see another Bruno Walton plot. Yeah, well, we sure see something. Girls, we need to talk. I'll get the sharing stick. I'd like to propose another study session: revenge and its practical applications. Diane, forget the stick. And I'm not here to talk - about a study session. - I'm here to say that, For the first time in my life as an educator and an awakening specialist, that I am... disappointed. In who? Yeah, tell us and they're done. In you girls and your behavior. But I... I don't understand. Is this what they call... criticism? Yes, it is, and I think you all need some. Mr. Sturgeon opened up his hall to us in our time of need, and how have we repaid him? Through prank wars and dance disasters and horrible manners! Manners? What is this supposed to be, a young ladies' finishing school? I thought you wanted strong, independent women that take... I do Strong independent women know how to treat their friends, which is apparently something you don't know how to do. - Oh, nice try, but I'm still - not talking to you, dude. - Yeah, well, I didn't ask - for this meeting, you did. Wrong again, Melvin. Yeah, that's right, - I'm so mad at you I'm not even - using your cool nickname, - Which I gave you. - Wait. If I didn't set this up and you didn't set this up, then who set this up? We did. We need to talk, all of us. - I'd rather eat dirt - than talk to her. - Oh, I can arrange that. - Stop! Guys, Sturgeon might get fired because we can't get along. - Fired? - What do you mean? How do you know? When Scrimmage came and gave us a lecture... Wait, wait. Scrimmage lectured you? Yeah, pretty freaky. So we checked around, talked to some of our resources... we can't really tell you who, it's hush-hush, but... We asked Mrs. Davis. The Board's meeting tomorrow to decide if Sturgeon goes and Hartley takes his place. Whoa, The Fish can be a real pain in the pants sometimes... Yeah, but no way the Hall would deserve Hartley. This is all our fault. No, I'd say it's 30% us, 70% the Scrimmage girls. Oh my... But who's counting, right? Well, 100% of us need to do something. She's right. Thankfully, I have a plan. Bruno! It's risky, you know, and may involve military vehicles and a lot of penguins... We do nothing. Boots, if we don't do anything, Sturgeon could get fired - and Hartley would be - running the Hall. - No. He's right. Everything we've been doing, it all has to stop. But when Sturgeon is having that meeting, the Hall needs to be the quietest, best school in the country. So no pranks and no revenge. Okay. - Just to be clear, - I'm still mad at you. Yeah, me too. We still have to tell the boys. And I'll tell the girls. For one day in the Hall's history, no surprises. You gotta be kidding me! A hot air balloon? It is I, crown prince of Malbonia, Francisco Diaz. I ran away to come here to be a Macdonald Hall boy like you said I should, Bruno. So, where's all the fun to be had? You were right. It does taste like stardust. So funny! What's the problem, Smith? George isn't a big fan of the homeless. I mean, where do they even live? But that's not what my look of horror is about, O'Neal. Am I the only one here who follows international news? Of course I am. People of Malbonia, something terrible has happened. Late last night, our beloved prince regent Francisco was taken from Castle Malbonia by some unscrupulous monsters who left a note with only one word: Canada. Franny, did you write that note? The Prime Minister of this strange and exotic land has agreed to help us. Rest assured, my people, when we find out where Francisco is, there will be terrible consequences. Awesome. Remember Malbonia's royal motto: Never forget. Never forgive. Never forget, never forgive. Okay. Wait, you ran away! This isn't our fault! This is a fair point. - We just need to take him - to the Malbonia Embassy and explain what happened. No! I came here to have fun. Malbonia is so boring. I wanna be a Hall boy. I can live right here. Uh, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. There's already a waiting list to be one of my interns. He... Francisco, when you become king, you're gonna be able to do whatever you want. But I already know what I want! I wanna stay here, be a Hall boy, and make hijinks with Bruno and Boots forever. But Franny, we're not gonna stay here forever, 'cause at some point, everything's gonna change. Whether we like it or not. We have to fix this before the Hall becomes the middle of an international incident and The Fish gets blamed! But even if you do, to save Sturgeon, you need to convince the Board and unless one of you is a member, which... Well, I do have an aunt and uncle on it. So they can come and talk to the Board tomorrow! No, no, no, no, no, there's no time! They live in Singapore! They haven't been back to the Hall in over 20 years. There may have been some legal issues. Of course there were. You know how it is... - You run one billion-dollar - Ponzi scheme, Suddenly you're the bad guy. Cathy... I know that look. So do I. Bruno... you have a crazy plan, don't you? Feel like dressing up as a certain aunt and uncle, Burton? Maybe, Walton. You feel like making an impassioned case to the Board, convincing them that The Fish must stay? That is the craziest thing I have ever heard and there is no way it is gonna work the way you think it is. Of course not. But whatever does happen, Burton and I will figure it out. Together. Come on, George. Didn't wanna touch you. For the muffins! I mean... for the Hall! You're absolutely right, Franny. - Break! - Yes! Peaceful and quiet. As long as that lasts. William, I'm sure everything is going to be fine. Really, Eugenia? What exactly in the past month has given you confidence to say that? Hm? Ms. Davis, bring me... the speech. Are you sure, Mr. Sturgeon? Absolutely. What is the speech? Ready? - Three, - One, Two, one. Two, three. What is that? This... is the speech that Willy gave to the Board when he first interviewed for the job, and they said it was the best speech they'd ever heard about Macdonald Hall that didn't rhyme. And sometimes, on a clear night, you can still hear the words echoing down the halls. And by Mackenzie's beard, these words shall echo again. William, I'm sure it's a very nice speech, but haven't you changed a lot since you first started? Grown? Blossomed, even? Don't you think you should talk about that? Don't touch it! Oh! Eugenia, I think I've done enough change. It's time to go with what works. Tradition. History. "To my fellow educators. "A full education means an ethical education." And of course tradition, the very foundation on which Macdonald Hall is built... Nice words, Sturgeon, but you can save it for when we get inside. Oh, don't be too hard on him, Ms. Snow. I'm sure Headmaster Sturgeon - will do everything - he can to keep his job. Not everything, Hartley. Just the right thing. We'll see about that, won't we? Fish. Yes, I went there. Snow? Please. I can't believe it! I, Francisco Diaz, crown prince of Malbonia, involved in a legendary Macdonald Hall caper. That's pretty exciting. - If you guys don't stop - distracting me, It'll be pretty over soon. So long as Diane's drone - can get the keys, we should be - able to drive the prince Out of here before the board meeting is even finished. And since I'm driving, you know what that means. We can test vehicular velocity as it relates to wind drag? No, man! Drive-thru! I envy you, Wilbur. For your simple pleasures. There is nothing simple about this. - We have about an hour to hit up - ten places between here And the embassy. We'll need some serious coordination. Whereas I chose my life's passion: science. Yes, she has betrayed me. Everybody else's prank worked, but my Viscositizer... nothing! The irony, it stings... like iron. Uh-huh. So, about that drive-thru? Chris, we gotta move. Time to do your magic. I'm assuming this is all unionized? Why is he smiling like that, Walton? We're usually the ones with the big crazy smiles. Yeah, I know. - It's kind of weird - to look at. Chris, what are you thinking? And of course, what would a Macdonald Hall board meeting be without my renowned tea biscuits? Ms. Snow? Why don't you take two? Nobody's looking. Looks like Mr. Sturgeon forgot about your extreme gluten allergy, Ms. Snow. Carrot stick? Thank you. Stress eating again, Sturgeon? Alright, alright. Let's get this show on the road. Wait! Don't start without us! We are on the board, too. Hello, everyone! Charlie Wexford, and this is my beautiful wife Brunhilda. - Sorry to be late. - Hello. - Yes, sorry - to be late, yes. I'm sure if I was allowed to go to the Hall, Mr. Sturgeon would've taught me about arriving on time. And freshly baked goods! This takes leadership, you know. Well, speaking about leadership, let's discuss it, shall we? Ah! Fantastic idea! Let's. What is that horrible noise? The keys! You did it! Was there ever any doubt? - Not in you. - Alright, now let's get everyone - Back to the parking lot, - and Wilbur and Elmer - Can drive this kid - back to his embassy. - But I've barely - had any adventure! It's not over yet, Franny. - The Viscositizer had three - main elements - Meant to work - in perfect harmony: Mechanical, chemical, and what I like to call awesome. It... Why does it feel like I'm at the dentist? Get it? Laughing gas! Why can't I work? They're fine. Just sleeping. - What is this place? - Some kind Of infernal Canadian kidnapping academy? Once we have what we came for, we will free all the children. For Malbonia! And now, I think the Board is ready to hear statements from headmaster Sturgeon, - followed - by Mr. Hartley, - On what they - think is best For Macdonald Hall. Sturgeon! Ladies and gentlemen... Honor and tradition... are the, uh... Oh, no. Are the, uh... Excuse me just one moment, please, if you could. I, uh... Well, if Mr. Sturgeonpants - doesn't seem to be ready - for this meeting which he's known about since yesterday, but who's counting? Perhaps I could go first. Yes, please do. Ah! We'll see about that, won't we? Fish. What does this Hall deserve? Well, unlike my friend here, I can think of a few words right off the top of my head. Words like "tradition" and "honor". I just finished saying those exact words. Let the man speak, Sturgeon. Thank you, Ms. Snow. What's going on? My initial findings would suggest some sort of sleeping gas. Just before I passed out, I think I remember some soldiers. They were all wearing these funny black slippers. Soldiers? Black funny slippers... ninjas? Cool! The Hall's in trouble. Not cool. Stealing keys and smuggling in underage dignitaries is one thing, but... ninjas? Sturgeon and Bruno and Cathy are still in that meeting. Maybe we should, like, warn them? Yeah, but... ninjas! Do my ears deceive me? - You have the greatest school - in all of the world, And yet you are afraid to defend it? Well, I am not. For the Hall! You know what? He's right. Our school is the greatest. So let's go save our school and our friends. Sorry, who's that crazy kid again? It is he, Francisco Diaz, crown prince of Malbonia. - The one you're doing - all this for? Oh no, I'm just in it for the drive-thru. OK, let's go get him. Let's go, buddy. Yup, definitely sleeping gas. Which means we're in trouble... and I know just what we need! And that is what a school like Macdonald Hall needs in a headmaster, which you will get in me, William Theodore Stur... Uh, Robert Jeremiah Hartley. Oh! Thank you. Excellent speech, Hartley. Thank you. The Hall will be in excellent hands if run by the man who wrote that. Alright, William, if you have anything else to add... Well... Um... I suppose that anybody that is fa... familiar, uh, with the, um... I'm not a big fan of, uh... improvisation. In some ways, I find that, um... Ladies and gentlemen, I, Brunhilda Wexford, would like to... would like to say a few words on behalf of The Fi... uh, Headmaster Sturgeon. No! Maybe not the right time for... My dear, dear nephew, George, well, to be honest, is not my favorite person in the world... bit of a snob really. Brunhilda, Brunhilda, stay focused, dear. Yes, right. This isn't about George. It isn't even really about Headmaster Sturgeon. This is about change. Right. Do you remember those things we used to say to the kids? You know: "Change is a part "of growing up and it's a part of life, and change helps us grow..." Ha! New heels. Let's be honest. Change isn't good. Change means losing what you're used to. We had to change our mascot. No fun, believe me. You know, I think perhaps this is not the best time to talk... But that doesn't mean it isn't gonna happen anyways, to all of us, and there's nobody better at helping with that than Mr. Sturgeon. I know. I mean, uh, George has told me that Headmaster Sturgeon understands that kids make mistakes and they mess up, right? Even temporarily... take down a school or two, huh? Isn't that right? He cares about us. Some change is good. Some isn't. Macdonald Hall without Headmaster Sturgeon... Ha! That isn't change. That's just crazy. Wait one minute. You said "Sturgeon cares about us". You're not a student of this school... or are you? Pff! Whoa, easy, easy there, Hartley. No need to pick on a lady. Or is she a lady? Hm? How dare you say such a thing? I ought to take you outside right now... Get out now! I'm defending you, dear. Oh, please! This is obviously a ruse to end this meeting and save Sturgeon! Show's what you know. He didn't know about any of this. He has no control over any of us. Not helping, Bruno, - but you can - explain later. Uh... If everybody could just please follow me, quickly. Quickly, quickly. Again, nice trick, Sturgeon, but I'm not falling for it. Where's Jane Snow? How can she just disappear? - Alright, come on, - keep moving. - There's two more - board members gone. Not to worry, I'm still here. Hartley! This way, let's go, let's go! Okay, I know a shortcut. I had that sealed off last week. - Yeah, I know you think - you did, but... Other way. Hold this. Hold this. Hey! Are those my biscuits? That's not working! They're too light and fluffy! - They're an award-winning - recipe, of course they're light - And fluffy! - We need something more Than baked goods to save us! It worked! Elmer? Everybody duck! Whoa! Chew on that! It worked! It worked! All it needed was a little more awesome, and also a couple extra screws in the backpack, but still, the Viscositizer's a win! Nice job! - Okay, we need to find - the rest of the board members. Ladies, if you can hear me: for the Hall's honor! Yes! Yeah! This is all... As soon as we have our prince, you all will go. But until then... Hi, everyone! Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of here as soon as possible. You're last. Team one, where are you? Come in! Fire in the hole! Pando? Is that you? Save our school! William, what is going on? Why am I getting texts from my girls about ninjas? Do you hear what they're chanting? Save our school. Your girls and my boys. Speaking of boys, all I have to do now is get Francisco back. Sorry, who? Uh, never mind. It doesn't matter. It's not important. Boots, man, you did it! Well, I mean, we did it. But you... Bruno! Where's the prince? I thought you had him. I did, and... well, then I didn't, so... Wait, wait. What prince? Bruno! Boots! That was so much fun! That prince. He's with one of them! Save our prince! No, no, no, no, no! It's alright! This is Pando, - head of the Royal Commandos. - Wait, the Royal Commandos? - Could somebody - please tell me what is going on here, exactly? I would appreciate this, too. And you would be... It is I, King Balthazar Diaz of the Royal Republic of Malbonia. Malbonia. Malbonia. But why would you want to come here, to this place of commoners? No offense intended. Because, Father, ever since I became video pals with Bruno Walton, I saw how much fun you can have in a school! - Even a school - that is not a castle And has no statues of myself inside. It is true, I am quite fun. But that is ridiculous! School is not for fun. School is for important things, like learning how to be a king. You understand this, yes? Actually, Your Highness, I happen to believe that when you let children guide their own learning experience, their sense of self engenders so... I think what my well-meaning colleague is trying to say is that kids know what they need. I need a snack! Believe it! Not only endangering the board and the entire school, but me! Well, and you, of course. While saving your hide, Hartley. While saving all of our hides. Which the board has agreed is a pretty great example of how well Headmaster Sturgeon has prepared his students - for life beyond Macdonald Hall. - What? - Plus, any school - that can make a prince travel halfway around the world for fun must be doing something right. I don't know what to say. Well, I do. Oh, God. Oh, God. You know, she is right. Yes. Miss Snow is tough, but fair. No, no. Your colleague, here. The beautiful. Eugenia Scrimmage. Currently single. Oh! - I have ignored - what my son wants for too long, and I will fix this. And I will fix the school for the damage that my Royal Commandos have done to it! Well, one down, at least. I'm sorry? Sorry. What my friend means is that Miss Scrimmage's academy was also damaged a few weeks ago, so... We have to wait for that to be fixed, and... steam cleaned. Or, you can allow me to pay for one brand new school! That way, Mr. Sturgeon and Miss Scrimmage can teach together forever! No! - No, I mean, I think, - you know, when it's possible... There is such a thing as too much change. Well! I can just pay for both schools to be fixed! Rush job! Around the clock! Would you say one week is too long to wait? - Oh, thank you, that would - really help us - Let things - get back to normal. Wow. I suppose this means you guys can be roommates again! There have been times When I was dazed And confused There have been days When I only believed In bad news And there are places That make me look away No more bad smells, here or across the street. You know, I was just getting used to them. I wanted, I wanted I needed, I needed I needed, I needed I wanted, I wanted I want it all But I still need you I want it all But we don't see eye-to-eye And I still need you And I still need you Hey. I can't find the little basketball net that went on top, but it's around here somewhere. - It mostly got in the way, - anyway. I got this. Is it weird to have so many feelings about a pair of blenders? I hope not. Look, I never got a chance to say... How you got all those kids to rally against those commandos... - Well, hey. Probably wouldn't - have been able to If they hadn't trained in the prank war. Look, I... Anyways, I'm sure, whoever you decide to room with, - you'll have a great time... - Bruno. And I guess the Fish and you were right, you know? Maybe we can do awesome things separately. Sure we can. But it's still way more fun when we do it together. Alright. Where's that toaster? Oh, right here! Let's get cracking. Alright. - So I guess growing up means - you can't keep everything from changing after all, like the Fish said. But, if you're lucky, and you have friends like I do, you don't have to do it alone. - How about - some waffles? Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Oh. Yo. We gotta go. There is no time for... Balls? Sorry, big boy... Let's go! - Follow the good and - the right of the people of... No! A little more here! Ugh! Ugh! Gonna make you wanna dance! Let's go be wild boys Like a fever burning up Watch out! Murray, if you please. Uh. Where should I put that? That's my boy. But if you hurt my son I will come back and destroy all of you! Our dreams are Begging to interrupt Just like a pack Of lions roaring I'm sorry. That's rude. Someone tell me it's not your brains! Just... Just sheer panic. Let's go be wild ones Like a fever burning up Move to your own drum No don't go giving up Won't stop 'Til we see the sun - What do we do? - A cougar's in the car! I don't like cats! I don't like cats! Does anyone have any kitty treats? Kitty treats! I don't know, something! I don't carry kitty treats! I don't know what to do! Elmer's skunk pheromones, please. There are three words... I said four words. No don't go giving up Yo, is that Hartley? Yeah! Look at that nose! He just made it bigger. He just made it bigger! Let's go be wild ones Like a fever burning up Move to your own drum No don't go giving up Won't stop 'Til we see the sun Open doors They're keeping shut On your mark! Ohh, that was close! Cougar! Cougar! Run back! Run back! Let's go be wild ones Like a fever burning up Move to your own drum No don't go giving up - Won't stop - 'Til we see the sun - Open doors - They're keeping shut Let's go be wild ones No don't go giving up |
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