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Castello Cavalcanti (2013)
Avasanti la molte miglia in citt! Avasanti!
Goddammit! Goddam... Goddammit, sonofbitch! Noo! Water! Son of a bitch! It wasn't my fault, the steering wheel was screwed on backwards! Otherwise I've never been bringed up the rear in the first place but sliping and sliding for the last 150 miles plus there's a slow leak in the rear left tire. Ah... screw it. - Acciavolo. E uno, e due, e tre! Avanti! - Avanti! - Avanti! Come on! It's totalled, fellas! Completamente finito! Fatale calamiti disaster catastrofica! Stick it back in the garage where it belongs! Give me a shard of the local hooch. When's the next bus? - 20 minutes. - Got it. Barkeep, can you place a call to a sissy for me, please. - Grand Hotel Americano, collect from Jake Cavalcanti. - Si I'd strangled that little twerp, by the way! My mechanic, it's actually my brother in law, gosh, screwed the steering wheel on backwards! Where am I? - Castello Cavalcanti - What? I think my ancestors might've came from here - Si, si, Cavalcanti - Cavalcanti - Cavalcanti Wow! Ciao! Ciao, ciao! You're my ancestors, I think. Ciao, ciao. We're ancestors. What are you? The old man of the place? He is your great-great-grand uncle. Great-great-grand uncle Michelangelo? Si Son of a bitch, I've seen pictures of this old man. Great-great-grand uncle Michelangelo, I know you. He's the one that stayed behind. - Bravo - Bravo, bravo In a way I'm glad I crashed, it's a warning for me. I could've got killed, you know like that coop of chickens over there. Tarred, feathered and spitroasted... - Telefono, signore - Excuse me Sweetie? I crashed. Yeah, I know. Well, it could've been a hell of a lot worse. I'm in my ancestor's village actually if you can believe it. Castello Cavalcanti. No, I'm serious. Yeah, I know. Don't bother me with that right know, I just crashed. Listen, could you put Gus on? Yeah, I know. Gosh, you son of a bitch, you screwed the steering wheel on backwards. I crashed! Damn it, you son of a bitch. I'm fine, obviously. Stop crying. I understand, I understand. Plus there's a slow leak in the rear left tire but I guess it doesn't matter anymore since the car's totalled No, it's ok. I'll take the bus. Yeah, I know, it's ok. Don't worry, it's just a race car. So long, pal. Oh, shit, here's my bus. That wasn't 20 minutes - What do I owe you? - Niente No - Niente, niente - I can't accept that - Niente! - Niente - Niente - Niente, niente. Tell him I'll catch the next one. Va nel prossimo. You know what? Can I get a little plate of spaghetti or something? - Paolo. - Just a little bowl. - Spaghetti. - Spaghetti. - Ha fame. - Ci mezzi citt minuti. - Spaghetti. Thank you |
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