Chandni Chowk to China (2009)

The only wonder of the Earth.
Which can be seen
even from the space.
The Great Wall of China.
There was only one reason
to build this wall,
The Defense of the Country.
Enemies kept on attacking.
He kept on fighting.
The biggest warrior of
the history of China.
Lou Shang
Today this wall is only an
attraction for tourists.
And the warriors are reduced
to the statues on the roads.
Now the enemy has returned.
Hojo!
Hojo ruled this village.
He knew there's a treasure
buried in this village.
He kept on selling that
to the foreigners.
The game Hojo was playing with
the villagers,
had only a defeat for them.
Only the death.
Only the helplessness.
In hard times like this a blind
man looks at the sky.
But only those get help
who have courage to reach it.
They were seeking the light.
To eliminate the darkness
of their lives.
The key to their hope was
in their own past.
Their centuries old savior
has come back.
He is re-born.
Lou Shang.
In some other guise.
In some other country.
In a country where the Lord
Buddha was born.
In a city which is still
standing strong
even it got attacked
for seven times.
Near a Fort.
A fort who's strength shows
the courage of it's warriors.
Near a road-crossing, who's lights
are brighter then sunlight.
Under all such great things...
Their savior is waiting for them.
Laughing?
You are no more, son.
Where are you going to?
I bought lottery of 50 million.
I spent 100 rupees on that.
I asked forjust one favor.
Just one favor and you can't
do one thing.
You just keep on sitting
like this.
Just once Lord.
Just once get the lottery.
One, one, six, six.
I've won the lottery.
Keep it with you.
I got it, noodles with bread.
Here put it down.
I'm the only fool who keeps
on working like a dog.
Shut up.
Here!
Do you see this magical
taveez ( amulet)?
You'll get lucky with it.
It's a unique magical object.
Just for you.
Forjust... How much do
you have in your pocket?
What?
How much do you have
in your pocket?
I'll have to check that.
Only 2 notes.
Damn you.
Give it to me.
But shall I become
something?
Stupid! Just put it on.
After that you'll be up
and the world will be down.
Master!
I wish I had become something,
your menu would've finished.
Yes, even since you've come
I'm surviving.
Else I would've been begging
in front of the mosque.
I know everything.
You don't know a thing.
Had I worn that taveez,
I would've been very rich.
Hey Sidhu.
You are too naive.
Don't get into schemes
of such frauds.
Our luck in not in this.
It's in here.
Do the hard work.
- Hard work give only sweat.
Not the money.
I need money. And for
money I need luck.
And for luck you need
hard work.
Don't take out your anger
on that.
It's our fate that we have
to work everyday to survive.
Don't make hollow plans.
No miracle will happen.
How any miracle will happen
when I didn't wear taveez.
Miracle!
Ganeshji appeared
in potato.
Look!
Ganeshji appeared in potato.
Hail Ganesh, hail Ganesh.
Will you tell us why Ganeshji
chose a potato to appear on?
Don't talk just prostate
and go out.
Weekly money?
- Money?
My money.
I knew Bappa will send
you on time.
Just be patient with me.
Don't smash eggs.
You too are here?
You always follow me
in every wedding.
Don't spare him.
Beat him
Beat him.
I'm the bridegroom.
Why are you beating me?
It's my wedding today.
You're ruining me.
Remember one thing.
You won't find any vegetable
cutter better then me.
Even you search the
whole Chandni Chowk.
I'm best Mughlai...
Where did he go?
And...
Chinese?
He too...
Chinese?
How should I tell them...
They think the toothpick
is arrow.
What are you doing?
You're getting a chance
to have foreign money.
And you're refusing it.
If you say to Sidhu that
these Chinese are
taking him to fight with
a dangerous enemy.
He will never go with them.
You speak the truth. At least
he will live.
If you give him this chance,
he'll always be grateful.
What if that Hojo kills him?
Your blood is calling you.
You have to honor your
Chinese blood.
Go on the shoulders of Sidhu
and earn money from them.
Don't do this.
It's sin.
Don't listen to him.
He's an ass.
Walk of the path of the truth.
Truth?
Truth you get you killed.
What are you looking here
and there?
And what they are talking
in Sindhi?
Dado Hojo?
If you tell him that Dado Hojo
means to kill Hojo.
The whole plan will be ruined.
Say something else.
Dado Hojo means you're
too sexy.
You too are sexy.
Very sexy.
They were also speaking some
thing more.
What does that mean?
They mean to say that
you're blessed with Ganeshji.
When such blessing happens,
all things a changed.
That Ganeshji has decided that
you're not for these fishes and all.
You were a brave king of
China in you previous lifetime.
Lou Shang.
Dado Hojo.
I'm going...
Chandni Chowk to China.
Can I get a girl like
her in China?
Like her?
You'll have to stay in
the queue to get Chinese visa.
No matter if you're
Miss TSM or whatever.
Tell your story to these people.
Maybe any of them can
help you.
I can't help you.
Come inside.
Come
Show your passport madam.
Do you have the token?
Yes
Lord Ganesh.
My lovely Lord.
Ganpati,
You've come and everything
is lit up.
Just it's lack only that
beautiful girl.
Miss TSM
I've reduced my head by
bowing it for you.
Lord! I'll pay tribute to you
with everything.
Please listen to me.
Please Ganpati.
Oh my God.
My friend Ganesh!
The dish is ready before order?
Listen to me I know
everything.
You're so delicate and pretty.
You're not simple woman
you're more then that.
My number has come,
I'll be right back.
Hey give me my token.
I'll slap you.
Will you go to China?
No I won't
I'm very upset right now.
Take this bag and
put it in the shop.
Nobody can stop the
wind.
Neither talks nor kicks.
Let him go.
You cheater.
I'll hit you with the shoe
that you'll get back in senses.
You always trust
Wrong men.
You're doing the same
mistake today.
Let me go, it will
get my dream come true.
Don't live in dreams.
You'll have nothing when
you'll wake up.
What do I have now?
Who's with me?
I don't have money, home,
servants, cars, nothing.
I don't even have a mother.
I'm scared.
My life started from a dustbin
and will finish in a dumpster.
You were this little when I
became your guardian
and raised you this big.
And you're talking about
a dumpster.
You trust that cheater.
You believe a potato
as your lord.
But you don't in yourself.
I scold you
I beat you
I have no right over you.
Do I?
You talk about the dumpster.
All right.
You can go.
I don't need anyone.
Dada! Please stop.
Stop.
I understand.
That you've taught me
to walk.
You've raised me.
My fate is not here.
My fate is there in China.
I know of one thing.
If I fall you'll hold me.
Don't be mad.
Let me go.
If everything goes well,
promise me.
You'll come to see me
in China.
China? No, no.
If you won't come who will
kick me on my behind?
How will I fly in the air?
Tell me frankly,
that you'll be alone here that's
why you're not letting me go.
Isn't it? Don't lie to me.
Be careful.
A green forest who look
beautiful from far
might be too dangerous
from inside.
That's how, with the blessings
for his Dada...
Sidhu left for China.
I'll shut it down,
luggage will fall.
This is a wicked woman,
we shouldn't trust her.
She is too wicked.
Speak low..
You should not trust
any Woman
Who threw the banana shell?
Beware all Chinese!
Let's sleep.
Hail Ganpati! I'm in China.
Be good, you still have time.
Look everyone has a student
and you have a sack.
Potato Bread!
Get aside.
Stop her.
Where were you going?
Beautiful, delicate?
Or wicked and evil?
How come you've become
a Chinese?
The guise according
to the country.
From Rampuri knife to
a Chinese nanchakoo.
What's this?
Where did this oven come
from?
Who made breads out
of it?
Are you crazy?
Why are you bothering that lady?
She's not a lady.
She's cheater lady.
Miss TSM.
I won't spare her.
Wait I'm coming too.
Hay Madam, who's this Choochi?
Who's this Choochi?
To find out the reality of Sidhu,
Hojo sent his faithful Joey to India.
She was confused that why
did Sidhu was after her?
What did Sidhu see
in her face?
I'm Miss TSM from India,
Sakhi.
How should I explain them?
You're welcome to TSM China.
Miss Sakhi.
James Bond?
Now you'll say it's a
parachute too.
Take madam's luggage to
the car.
Come Madam.
Can I ask something?
You're a celebrity in India.
Yet you've come here by yourself
to collect samples.
From India to China.
This far.
Far?
Actually China is too close to me.
It's the same place where my
mom met my dad.
It's the same place...
Where I and my twin sister
Suzy were born.
It's the same place..
Where my family got destroyed.
You take Suzy and...
- You go I'll come.
Yes.
- And you?
There bodies couldn't be found.
And mom couldn't bear
that incident.
And she too...
She used to always say
that they are alive.
I've come to China.
I've come this far.
For the peace of their souls.
For their peace.
Om Shanti (Peace )
Who's this?
Dad!
Suzy?
I've never met you.
But I promise you that
I'll never forget you.
They're saying the Lou Shang
died right here.
No he didn't die.
He was martyred.
Easy.
Why are you standing?
Pay respects.
Too many fans in China of TSM!
Police too?
Autographs?
No autographs?
You're under arrest.
- Arrest?
Actually, I fell.
I didn't know what happened.
Not here.
There.
What have I done?
I have come.
No one will recognize me.
She returned unsuccessful
once again.
She thought her time has come.
But Hojo wanted something else.
Sidhu's death.
It's our India's song.
Hey God, why is it so itchy?
Chanchal, Sheetal, Komal?
Whatever happened, it was my thinking.
It's not my fault.
Please try to understand.
I didn't do anything but police is still
after me.
Teacher, tommorow my photo will
be printed in the newspaper.
I know.
Your photo?
Yours too.
Teacher, I'll sleep with you.
Go now.
Careful.
Sleep here.
She changed her clothes!
Where did you come from?
Save me.
Teacher, I'm the expert of this song.
I'm so scared.
I'll sleep in your sack.
What are you doing, teacher?
Nothing, close the door.
I'll be back.
Teacher, lock it well she comes
out again and again.
She's a very clever woman.
Come on let's sleep.
What a girl.
So beautiful.
But like the villagers she also thinks
that Siddhu is Lu-Shang.
He's nothing.
He cuts vegitables on Chandni Chowk.
He does as I say.
He's not Lu-Shang.
That's what I was saying.
Siddhu is nothing.
Meow Meow has found a precious
gift for Hojo this time.
Key to the death of Siddhu.
You don't need to tell him anything.
Tell them.
His reality.
He's nothing.
He's just a fraud.
He cuts vegitables.
He's a fool.
Daddy, I have made him a fool.
He doesn't even know that he's been
brought here to kill Hojo.
He's telling the truth.
I've brought proof. Hojo.
She always breaks the lock.
What do you want now?
I'm like a dog.
Nor here or there.
I can't go back to Chandni Chowk.
Please give me work here, I'll
do anything, I'll polish your shoes.
To bring Meow Meow and Sakhi
together.
Chopstick joined Hojo's gang.
And after three months.
One hand on my head.
And with the other one you
stole my grandfather.
Why did you do that, God?
What do I do here with these
Chinese?
Where do I go?
No speaks Hindi here.
Show me the way.
Show me the way.
He's gone mad.
Talking to a potato.
Hey make French fries and eat it.
You're so slim.
It's not a potato.
It's not a potato.
It's my GOD.
Don't talk rubbish you beggar.
And people say that I'm crazy.
What did you say?
What?
I said that people say that I'm crazy.
How did you say that?
I said it like that they said it.
You spoke Hindi!
No I spoke Chinese.
No.
You spoke Hindi.
How can I speak Hindi?
I'm Chinese.
You're Chinese but you spoke Hindi.
I don't know anything.
I asked of you to show me the way
and you sent me guide.
God sent you.
People here think I'm Lu-Shang.
Listen to me beggar.
Hey beggar listen to me.
I'll avenge you.
I'll become Lu-Shang.
I'll become Lu-Shang.
Look at my friend.
Laugh all you want.
I'll laugh when I'll become Lu-Shang.
Beggar.
I'm not a beggar, I'm Lu-Shang.
Yeah very good.
Keep saying it, People will give
you money laughing.
And keep up your play of breaking
legs.
Hey Uncle.
Just wait and see once I have
some soup.
Let the chicken get inside me then
the Lu-Shang will come outside.
Shop is closed.
No food.
Tell him to give us raw.
I'll cook it.
Lu-Shang is a cook.
Yes cook.
Think about yourself before
laughing at me.
No ones with you nor you remember
anything.
Have you seen your face?
Looks like a beggar.
Lu-Shang is awake.
That's me, idiot.
Not Lu-Shang.
I'm protecting you.
I fell over there.
Why didn't you protect me?
Wait.
Now dead.
God has sent you for me.
Make me your student.
You are under arrest.
I want stay under you.
Stay away.
This chopstick.
The evidence.
This dead body.
You're the killer.
And now jaiI.
case solved.
What case?
Stay with the dead body, killer.
I'll go call the police.
Don't move.
Strange man.
He thinks he's a policeman.
I'm waiting behind the opera.
We're coming.
What is happening?
Sidhu's alive, he's acting.
Hojo is after him.
Get inside.
You take care of them.
I'll go after Sidhu.
Where are you taking me?
Not Meow Meow.
Your Sakhi.
Miss DSL!
Yes.
He's here.
Come on.
This is me and this is my
twin sister Susie.
That's why!
that's why I got confuse.
you when ever I met your sister, my
heart become heavy,
I mean I felt different. and when..
when... when I look at you..
look here, when I see you then my
heart..
feeI very calm.
I feeI like flying like butterfly.
let's go to jaiI.
why you are hitting me?
what are you doing?
leave me.
you are not inspector your James bond.
didn't I told you..
since when I came to China, they
are hitting me.
that's call love.
why are you hitting me?
no...
Dad.
Dad who?
Daughter who?
I don't believe Dad.
Mom was always right.
you and Susie both are alive.
I wish she could see this day.
Dad that...
Your ticket to India.
I am not going anywhere.
all of us will go together,
You, me and Susie.
Hojo knows that you are alive.
and he also knows that Sidhu..
Sidhu.. Sidhu..
I am sorry.
I want to learn Kung fu Karate.
I want to become like you.
I want to take revenge of my Grand Father.
you want to learn Kung fu..!
you want to take revenge with Hojo.
Hojo wasted 20 years of my life.
I will take revenge.
should I go back to India?
sure.
all right I will go.
and when people ask where is
Grandfather, what shall I say?
Grandfather died, how?
because of me, "so what you were doing
there?"
nothing I was just watching.
Sir, you take rest, you got your
family back.
but my family, I wont see my
Grandfather ever.
because he is dead.
Hojo killed him on the middle of
the road.
he came to China from Chandni Chowk
to hug me..
and Hojo cut his throat.
but I will take revenge with Hojo.
"He will die too by Hojo"
it was my mistake, I trusted on you.
I thought you would help.
Grandfather always use to say do not
trust any one.
believe in yourself.
now I will do the same.
you will see.
I will kill Hojo.
Grandfather...
why you have come here?
you training will be start from tomorrow.
what going on?
what happen?
are you going to Moon?
don't treat me like this if I am not
paying you.
I want to learn Kung fu, I want degree,
not diploma.
I want to learn Kung fu not this.
my speciaI move.
I want to learn Kung fu.
there is a old saying in Shaw ling.
I am not scare from those ten thousand
moves.
which you have practice only one time.
I am scare from that move which you
have practice ten thousand times.
see in yourself do you have any move
like that?
one move which you are doing from
childhood?
in which you are expert.
everyone has one speciaI move.
so which move is that?
when you will face Hojo, only your own
Kung fu will work.
tell me.
everyday I eat, drink.
I cut vegetable.
I take shower..
I will become mad teaching you.
if that's Kung fu then, in every kitchen of
India there would be a mother of Burs lee
make bread in India, and here too.
so tell me what happen when you
were 4 years old?
4 years, how would I remember?
think.. we got lot of time.
we don't have time, when she was
4 years old she was having milk.
and I became 27 and half and still
making bread.
nice food.
can I have one move bread?
bread?
its been three weeks I am making
only breads.
I don't want to do all this.
RascaI..
I am doing it, you eat.
second move.
second move?
if you were not the father of Sakhi, I
would stick that up your ass.
whole life I cut the vegetable, now you
teach me to make bread!
I don't want to learn this, I want to
learn Kung fu.
will you teach me or not?
here's the Kung fu.
you did you hit me?
that is call Kung fu.
I learn Kung fu.
high..
more..
very soon.
my legs.
my chest.
and bally.
enough.
don't stop me.
the whole body has become the iron.
if iron got rust its useless.
you are my enemy not Hojo.
I know that's her room.
that's it?
go up high, more..
that's it? no..
my dad live up there should I
go there?
Dad he will fall.
then I am done with training.
forget it Sakhi your Dad is crueI.
now here's bird shelter too,
that's it now?
I cant hear you, what did you said
good?
I said jump.
its 250 feet, stop kidding.
kidding?
wow Master.
Kidding. you are kidding. if you will
show this Kung fu to Hojo.
he will die laughing.
throw it from higher place..
it will never break.
just like this feather..
Jump...!
I am jumping..
you cant do anything.
go back to Chandni Chowk, and die there.
Sakhi pack his bags.
no, I am jumping..
Sakhi...
you cant do it.
"there Sidhu was about to prepare"
and Hojo was also getting ready.
and Chop Stick was busy
in investigation.
Chop Stick send a news.
what was that?
six out of ten.
my shorts gone..
and you don't even appreciate it.
you don't have to stop the traffic by
show the hand.
you have to kill the enemy.
understand?
Sidhu..!
what it is?
the same usuaI dialogue.
"if you will come near me I will kill you"
etc. etc.
I think now its time for me to die.
you are master.
what ever you will say come true.
Sidhu you run, don't worry about me.
you don't worry, I don't care about you.
I knew you still care about me.
not care, I have a question, what you
want me to do with you ashes?
let's do 75.
. and 25.
ashes here, jar there.
forgive me. I am touching you legs.
then touch my legs.
Old man.
familiar voice on other side of phone.
which Hojo was hearing after 20 years.
Frankie was with them.
and with Hojo.. Meow Meow.
there will be his men every where.
why Susie has done it?
every thing is setup by Hojo.
Susie thinks I killed his father.
where are we going.
from where all this begin.
Meow Meow got it.
Hojo made her fooI.
they are saying they made a big mistake.
that you are not Elusion.
you are not from here.
and they want you to go back to
Chandni Chowk.
whatever if I am hot Lesion.
but now everyone is my own.
I was lesion of mosquito in previous
birth.
now it doesn't matter.
but my this life.
is made to kill Hojo.
I will fight alone.
with my own.
you will be always with me.
what are you doing?
they are here,
where are you going Dad?
I am all right.
WoW.
Grandfather!
you still believe in this?
God only help those who believe
in them self.
believe in yourself.
believe in yourself.
your destiny is not in the line of
your hands.
it is in this punch.
understand what you have inside you.
cut them like vegetable.
cut them..
stand up Sidhu..
I am not scare from those ten thousand
moves.
which you have practice only one time.
I am scare from that move which you
have practice ten thousand times.
see inside of you.
your destiny is not in the line of
your hands, it is in this punch.
do you have and move in which you
are expert?
try to find out, what you are good at?
you have that move!
cut them like vegetable.
you have that move!
cut them..
see inside yourself.
is there any move?
is there any move?
he is laughing, you are gone.
now you check my desi Kung fu.
the Kung fu I use to learn when I was
3 years old.
same Kung fu which fall out in every
kitchen of India.
and in the end the Chinese..
why stop... say Sidhu..
Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu..
Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu..
today's breaking news.
and that's how Sidhu..
means Lou Shang end the Hojo.
after all how long he could see
all this.
now they need rest.
here comes the happiness again.
with blessings of Grandfather, Sidhu
and light of Chandni Chowk
has spread all over the China.
Inspector found his lost family, his
both daughter.
Chop Stick got chance to know Chinese
people even better.
and Sidhu told him no more black
business.
what is that?
what happen?
Sidhu they are saying..
what?
they have big problem in there village.
so what?
how you know?
actually I lie to you.
my mother was not Chinese.
Africa?
from Chandni Chowk to Africa.
shut it, lets go to Chandni Chowk.
Pack up, close down everything...