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Chandni Chowk to China (2009)
The only wonder of the Earth.
Which can be seen even from the space. The Great Wall of China. There was only one reason to build this wall, The Defense of the Country. Enemies kept on attacking. He kept on fighting. The biggest warrior of the history of China. Lou Shang Today this wall is only an attraction for tourists. And the warriors are reduced to the statues on the roads. Now the enemy has returned. Hojo! Hojo ruled this village. He knew there's a treasure buried in this village. He kept on selling that to the foreigners. The game Hojo was playing with the villagers, had only a defeat for them. Only the death. Only the helplessness. In hard times like this a blind man looks at the sky. But only those get help who have courage to reach it. They were seeking the light. To eliminate the darkness of their lives. The key to their hope was in their own past. Their centuries old savior has come back. He is re-born. Lou Shang. In some other guise. In some other country. In a country where the Lord Buddha was born. In a city which is still standing strong even it got attacked for seven times. Near a Fort. A fort who's strength shows the courage of it's warriors. Near a road-crossing, who's lights are brighter then sunlight. Under all such great things... Their savior is waiting for them. Laughing? You are no more, son. Where are you going to? I bought lottery of 50 million. I spent 100 rupees on that. I asked forjust one favor. Just one favor and you can't do one thing. You just keep on sitting like this. Just once Lord. Just once get the lottery. One, one, six, six. I've won the lottery. Keep it with you. I got it, noodles with bread. Here put it down. I'm the only fool who keeps on working like a dog. Shut up. Here! Do you see this magical taveez ( amulet)? You'll get lucky with it. It's a unique magical object. Just for you. Forjust... How much do you have in your pocket? What? How much do you have in your pocket? I'll have to check that. Only 2 notes. Damn you. Give it to me. But shall I become something? Stupid! Just put it on. After that you'll be up and the world will be down. Master! I wish I had become something, your menu would've finished. Yes, even since you've come I'm surviving. Else I would've been begging in front of the mosque. I know everything. You don't know a thing. Had I worn that taveez, I would've been very rich. Hey Sidhu. You are too naive. Don't get into schemes of such frauds. Our luck in not in this. It's in here. Do the hard work. - Hard work give only sweat. Not the money. I need money. And for money I need luck. And for luck you need hard work. Don't take out your anger on that. It's our fate that we have to work everyday to survive. Don't make hollow plans. No miracle will happen. How any miracle will happen when I didn't wear taveez. Miracle! Ganeshji appeared in potato. Look! Ganeshji appeared in potato. Hail Ganesh, hail Ganesh. Will you tell us why Ganeshji chose a potato to appear on? Don't talk just prostate and go out. Weekly money? - Money? My money. I knew Bappa will send you on time. Just be patient with me. Don't smash eggs. You too are here? You always follow me in every wedding. Don't spare him. Beat him Beat him. I'm the bridegroom. Why are you beating me? It's my wedding today. You're ruining me. Remember one thing. You won't find any vegetable cutter better then me. Even you search the whole Chandni Chowk. I'm best Mughlai... Where did he go? And... Chinese? He too... Chinese? How should I tell them... They think the toothpick is arrow. What are you doing? You're getting a chance to have foreign money. And you're refusing it. If you say to Sidhu that these Chinese are taking him to fight with a dangerous enemy. He will never go with them. You speak the truth. At least he will live. If you give him this chance, he'll always be grateful. What if that Hojo kills him? Your blood is calling you. You have to honor your Chinese blood. Go on the shoulders of Sidhu and earn money from them. Don't do this. It's sin. Don't listen to him. He's an ass. Walk of the path of the truth. Truth? Truth you get you killed. What are you looking here and there? And what they are talking in Sindhi? Dado Hojo? If you tell him that Dado Hojo means to kill Hojo. The whole plan will be ruined. Say something else. Dado Hojo means you're too sexy. You too are sexy. Very sexy. They were also speaking some thing more. What does that mean? They mean to say that you're blessed with Ganeshji. When such blessing happens, all things a changed. That Ganeshji has decided that you're not for these fishes and all. You were a brave king of China in you previous lifetime. Lou Shang. Dado Hojo. I'm going... Chandni Chowk to China. Can I get a girl like her in China? Like her? You'll have to stay in the queue to get Chinese visa. No matter if you're Miss TSM or whatever. Tell your story to these people. Maybe any of them can help you. I can't help you. Come inside. Come Show your passport madam. Do you have the token? Yes Lord Ganesh. My lovely Lord. Ganpati, You've come and everything is lit up. Just it's lack only that beautiful girl. Miss TSM I've reduced my head by bowing it for you. Lord! I'll pay tribute to you with everything. Please listen to me. Please Ganpati. Oh my God. My friend Ganesh! The dish is ready before order? Listen to me I know everything. You're so delicate and pretty. You're not simple woman you're more then that. My number has come, I'll be right back. Hey give me my token. I'll slap you. Will you go to China? No I won't I'm very upset right now. Take this bag and put it in the shop. Nobody can stop the wind. Neither talks nor kicks. Let him go. You cheater. I'll hit you with the shoe that you'll get back in senses. You always trust Wrong men. You're doing the same mistake today. Let me go, it will get my dream come true. Don't live in dreams. You'll have nothing when you'll wake up. What do I have now? Who's with me? I don't have money, home, servants, cars, nothing. I don't even have a mother. I'm scared. My life started from a dustbin and will finish in a dumpster. You were this little when I became your guardian and raised you this big. And you're talking about a dumpster. You trust that cheater. You believe a potato as your lord. But you don't in yourself. I scold you I beat you I have no right over you. Do I? You talk about the dumpster. All right. You can go. I don't need anyone. Dada! Please stop. Stop. I understand. That you've taught me to walk. You've raised me. My fate is not here. My fate is there in China. I know of one thing. If I fall you'll hold me. Don't be mad. Let me go. If everything goes well, promise me. You'll come to see me in China. China? No, no. If you won't come who will kick me on my behind? How will I fly in the air? Tell me frankly, that you'll be alone here that's why you're not letting me go. Isn't it? Don't lie to me. Be careful. A green forest who look beautiful from far might be too dangerous from inside. That's how, with the blessings for his Dada... Sidhu left for China. I'll shut it down, luggage will fall. This is a wicked woman, we shouldn't trust her. She is too wicked. Speak low.. You should not trust any Woman Who threw the banana shell? Beware all Chinese! Let's sleep. Hail Ganpati! I'm in China. Be good, you still have time. Look everyone has a student and you have a sack. Potato Bread! Get aside. Stop her. Where were you going? Beautiful, delicate? Or wicked and evil? How come you've become a Chinese? The guise according to the country. From Rampuri knife to a Chinese nanchakoo. What's this? Where did this oven come from? Who made breads out of it? Are you crazy? Why are you bothering that lady? She's not a lady. She's cheater lady. Miss TSM. I won't spare her. Wait I'm coming too. Hay Madam, who's this Choochi? Who's this Choochi? To find out the reality of Sidhu, Hojo sent his faithful Joey to India. She was confused that why did Sidhu was after her? What did Sidhu see in her face? I'm Miss TSM from India, Sakhi. How should I explain them? You're welcome to TSM China. Miss Sakhi. James Bond? Now you'll say it's a parachute too. Take madam's luggage to the car. Come Madam. Can I ask something? You're a celebrity in India. Yet you've come here by yourself to collect samples. From India to China. This far. Far? Actually China is too close to me. It's the same place where my mom met my dad. It's the same place... Where I and my twin sister Suzy were born. It's the same place.. Where my family got destroyed. You take Suzy and... - You go I'll come. Yes. - And you? There bodies couldn't be found. And mom couldn't bear that incident. And she too... She used to always say that they are alive. I've come to China. I've come this far. For the peace of their souls. For their peace. Om Shanti (Peace ) Who's this? Dad! Suzy? I've never met you. But I promise you that I'll never forget you. They're saying the Lou Shang died right here. No he didn't die. He was martyred. Easy. Why are you standing? Pay respects. Too many fans in China of TSM! Police too? Autographs? No autographs? You're under arrest. - Arrest? Actually, I fell. I didn't know what happened. Not here. There. What have I done? I have come. No one will recognize me. She returned unsuccessful once again. She thought her time has come. But Hojo wanted something else. Sidhu's death. It's our India's song. Hey God, why is it so itchy? Chanchal, Sheetal, Komal? Whatever happened, it was my thinking. It's not my fault. Please try to understand. I didn't do anything but police is still after me. Teacher, tommorow my photo will be printed in the newspaper. I know. Your photo? Yours too. Teacher, I'll sleep with you. Go now. Careful. Sleep here. She changed her clothes! Where did you come from? Save me. Teacher, I'm the expert of this song. I'm so scared. I'll sleep in your sack. What are you doing, teacher? Nothing, close the door. I'll be back. Teacher, lock it well she comes out again and again. She's a very clever woman. Come on let's sleep. What a girl. So beautiful. But like the villagers she also thinks that Siddhu is Lu-Shang. He's nothing. He cuts vegitables on Chandni Chowk. He does as I say. He's not Lu-Shang. That's what I was saying. Siddhu is nothing. Meow Meow has found a precious gift for Hojo this time. Key to the death of Siddhu. You don't need to tell him anything. Tell them. His reality. He's nothing. He's just a fraud. He cuts vegitables. He's a fool. Daddy, I have made him a fool. He doesn't even know that he's been brought here to kill Hojo. He's telling the truth. I've brought proof. Hojo. She always breaks the lock. What do you want now? I'm like a dog. Nor here or there. I can't go back to Chandni Chowk. Please give me work here, I'll do anything, I'll polish your shoes. To bring Meow Meow and Sakhi together. Chopstick joined Hojo's gang. And after three months. One hand on my head. And with the other one you stole my grandfather. Why did you do that, God? What do I do here with these Chinese? Where do I go? No speaks Hindi here. Show me the way. Show me the way. He's gone mad. Talking to a potato. Hey make French fries and eat it. You're so slim. It's not a potato. It's not a potato. It's my GOD. Don't talk rubbish you beggar. And people say that I'm crazy. What did you say? What? I said that people say that I'm crazy. How did you say that? I said it like that they said it. You spoke Hindi! No I spoke Chinese. No. You spoke Hindi. How can I speak Hindi? I'm Chinese. You're Chinese but you spoke Hindi. I don't know anything. I asked of you to show me the way and you sent me guide. God sent you. People here think I'm Lu-Shang. Listen to me beggar. Hey beggar listen to me. I'll avenge you. I'll become Lu-Shang. I'll become Lu-Shang. Look at my friend. Laugh all you want. I'll laugh when I'll become Lu-Shang. Beggar. I'm not a beggar, I'm Lu-Shang. Yeah very good. Keep saying it, People will give you money laughing. And keep up your play of breaking legs. Hey Uncle. Just wait and see once I have some soup. Let the chicken get inside me then the Lu-Shang will come outside. Shop is closed. No food. Tell him to give us raw. I'll cook it. Lu-Shang is a cook. Yes cook. Think about yourself before laughing at me. No ones with you nor you remember anything. Have you seen your face? Looks like a beggar. Lu-Shang is awake. That's me, idiot. Not Lu-Shang. I'm protecting you. I fell over there. Why didn't you protect me? Wait. Now dead. God has sent you for me. Make me your student. You are under arrest. I want stay under you. Stay away. This chopstick. The evidence. This dead body. You're the killer. And now jaiI. case solved. What case? Stay with the dead body, killer. I'll go call the police. Don't move. Strange man. He thinks he's a policeman. I'm waiting behind the opera. We're coming. What is happening? Sidhu's alive, he's acting. Hojo is after him. Get inside. You take care of them. I'll go after Sidhu. Where are you taking me? Not Meow Meow. Your Sakhi. Miss DSL! Yes. He's here. Come on. This is me and this is my twin sister Susie. That's why! that's why I got confuse. you when ever I met your sister, my heart become heavy, I mean I felt different. and when.. when... when I look at you.. look here, when I see you then my heart.. feeI very calm. I feeI like flying like butterfly. let's go to jaiI. why you are hitting me? what are you doing? leave me. you are not inspector your James bond. didn't I told you.. since when I came to China, they are hitting me. that's call love. why are you hitting me? no... Dad. Dad who? Daughter who? I don't believe Dad. Mom was always right. you and Susie both are alive. I wish she could see this day. Dad that... Your ticket to India. I am not going anywhere. all of us will go together, You, me and Susie. Hojo knows that you are alive. and he also knows that Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. I am sorry. I want to learn Kung fu Karate. I want to become like you. I want to take revenge of my Grand Father. you want to learn Kung fu..! you want to take revenge with Hojo. Hojo wasted 20 years of my life. I will take revenge. should I go back to India? sure. all right I will go. and when people ask where is Grandfather, what shall I say? Grandfather died, how? because of me, "so what you were doing there?" nothing I was just watching. Sir, you take rest, you got your family back. but my family, I wont see my Grandfather ever. because he is dead. Hojo killed him on the middle of the road. he came to China from Chandni Chowk to hug me.. and Hojo cut his throat. but I will take revenge with Hojo. "He will die too by Hojo" it was my mistake, I trusted on you. I thought you would help. Grandfather always use to say do not trust any one. believe in yourself. now I will do the same. you will see. I will kill Hojo. Grandfather... why you have come here? you training will be start from tomorrow. what going on? what happen? are you going to Moon? don't treat me like this if I am not paying you. I want to learn Kung fu, I want degree, not diploma. I want to learn Kung fu not this. my speciaI move. I want to learn Kung fu. there is a old saying in Shaw ling. I am not scare from those ten thousand moves. which you have practice only one time. I am scare from that move which you have practice ten thousand times. see in yourself do you have any move like that? one move which you are doing from childhood? in which you are expert. everyone has one speciaI move. so which move is that? when you will face Hojo, only your own Kung fu will work. tell me. everyday I eat, drink. I cut vegetable. I take shower.. I will become mad teaching you. if that's Kung fu then, in every kitchen of India there would be a mother of Burs lee make bread in India, and here too. so tell me what happen when you were 4 years old? 4 years, how would I remember? think.. we got lot of time. we don't have time, when she was 4 years old she was having milk. and I became 27 and half and still making bread. nice food. can I have one move bread? bread? its been three weeks I am making only breads. I don't want to do all this. RascaI.. I am doing it, you eat. second move. second move? if you were not the father of Sakhi, I would stick that up your ass. whole life I cut the vegetable, now you teach me to make bread! I don't want to learn this, I want to learn Kung fu. will you teach me or not? here's the Kung fu. you did you hit me? that is call Kung fu. I learn Kung fu. high.. more.. very soon. my legs. my chest. and bally. enough. don't stop me. the whole body has become the iron. if iron got rust its useless. you are my enemy not Hojo. I know that's her room. that's it? go up high, more.. that's it? no.. my dad live up there should I go there? Dad he will fall. then I am done with training. forget it Sakhi your Dad is crueI. now here's bird shelter too, that's it now? I cant hear you, what did you said good? I said jump. its 250 feet, stop kidding. kidding? wow Master. Kidding. you are kidding. if you will show this Kung fu to Hojo. he will die laughing. throw it from higher place.. it will never break. just like this feather.. Jump...! I am jumping.. you cant do anything. go back to Chandni Chowk, and die there. Sakhi pack his bags. no, I am jumping.. Sakhi... you cant do it. "there Sidhu was about to prepare" and Hojo was also getting ready. and Chop Stick was busy in investigation. Chop Stick send a news. what was that? six out of ten. my shorts gone.. and you don't even appreciate it. you don't have to stop the traffic by show the hand. you have to kill the enemy. understand? Sidhu..! what it is? the same usuaI dialogue. "if you will come near me I will kill you" etc. etc. I think now its time for me to die. you are master. what ever you will say come true. Sidhu you run, don't worry about me. you don't worry, I don't care about you. I knew you still care about me. not care, I have a question, what you want me to do with you ashes? let's do 75. . and 25. ashes here, jar there. forgive me. I am touching you legs. then touch my legs. Old man. familiar voice on other side of phone. which Hojo was hearing after 20 years. Frankie was with them. and with Hojo.. Meow Meow. there will be his men every where. why Susie has done it? every thing is setup by Hojo. Susie thinks I killed his father. where are we going. from where all this begin. Meow Meow got it. Hojo made her fooI. they are saying they made a big mistake. that you are not Elusion. you are not from here. and they want you to go back to Chandni Chowk. whatever if I am hot Lesion. but now everyone is my own. I was lesion of mosquito in previous birth. now it doesn't matter. but my this life. is made to kill Hojo. I will fight alone. with my own. you will be always with me. what are you doing? they are here, where are you going Dad? I am all right. WoW. Grandfather! you still believe in this? God only help those who believe in them self. believe in yourself. believe in yourself. your destiny is not in the line of your hands. it is in this punch. understand what you have inside you. cut them like vegetable. cut them.. stand up Sidhu.. I am not scare from those ten thousand moves. which you have practice only one time. I am scare from that move which you have practice ten thousand times. see inside of you. your destiny is not in the line of your hands, it is in this punch. do you have and move in which you are expert? try to find out, what you are good at? you have that move! cut them like vegetable. you have that move! cut them.. see inside yourself. is there any move? is there any move? he is laughing, you are gone. now you check my desi Kung fu. the Kung fu I use to learn when I was 3 years old. same Kung fu which fall out in every kitchen of India. and in the end the Chinese.. why stop... say Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. Sidhu.. today's breaking news. and that's how Sidhu.. means Lou Shang end the Hojo. after all how long he could see all this. now they need rest. here comes the happiness again. with blessings of Grandfather, Sidhu and light of Chandni Chowk has spread all over the China. Inspector found his lost family, his both daughter. Chop Stick got chance to know Chinese people even better. and Sidhu told him no more black business. what is that? what happen? Sidhu they are saying.. what? they have big problem in there village. so what? how you know? actually I lie to you. my mother was not Chinese. Africa? from Chandni Chowk to Africa. shut it, lets go to Chandni Chowk. Pack up, close down everything... |
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