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Chennai 600028 II: Second Innings (2016)
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'India' '7th largest country in the world' 'By way of population...' '...2nd in the world' 'With many castes, religions, languages' 'A country with a varied culture' 'At the drop of a hat there's caste clash' 'Religious riots, disputes over language and water' 'Even though we have these differences...' ...it's hard to beat our people in just one common factor' 'Our thanks and wishes to all these true heroes' 'Hats off! Really hats off!' 'What you are about to watch now...' '...isn't about these real heroes' 'But about these reel heroes who are our constant favorites' Dad...? Let's go, dad Mom will yell at us That's the favorite hobby of all moms! Wait, Sachin What crappy shot was that? He's bowling short Why don't you hit it? Jackass! Play properly Dharmendar, keep an eye on Sachin Hey! Give me the bat There's no such shot in cricket - Hold it - What, bro? Machan, we are practicing Your practice is soooper Ask him to bowl Go ahead, bowl Boys, watch and learn Where are you bowling? - Why bowl on the leg side? - What is this, bro? If I hit, the ball will fly out Bowl properly Bowl, da "We will again win hands down if we walk into the ground" "Daily, forever and a day confidence is our mainstay" "Announce our arrival Move aside as well" "This is our pitch, dude You bet they are screwed" "Enjoy, friend This is our trend" "Hat-trick sixers on a free hit we can boast to our credit" "This is our game Our team will win all the same" "Again are you ready to watch Sachin and Dhoni play a match?" "We got into this game Ball spins in the frame" "Now do you accept we are lions in cricket?" "No one is an obstacle No one can stage a hurdle" "My flag rises gradually high 8 directions wide up to the sky" "The world is changing slowly to fall into my hands eventually" "I'll throw the ball anew It will chase you too" "Victory's hunger within us to honor" "Full toss, hit wicket or howzat Boys & their 'Soul Jour' band" "Chennai 28" 'In these past few years...' '...so much has changed in our Chennai city' 'Big, big buildings Metro train' 'CSK our cricket team' 'But not any longer' 'We miss you guys :(' 'Fans of our heroes who were fighting outside theaters...' '...are now squabbling in social media!' 'That too using bad, bad words' 'They have a platform to deride stars they dislike' 'Thanks to Twitter and Facebook' 'Pccht! Very bad' 'Prices have shot up sky-high' 'All local playgrounds have railings over the compound walls' 'What is your take on this?' We sat on these walls and smoked Ogled to our hearts' content at girls who passed by - You put an end to all this, sir - 'On camera, da!' 'Our city that has seen so many changes, our favorite team called the Sharks-' What...? Did you say Chennai's favorite team? Are you being funny? 'No, huh?' 'Obviously' 'Team 'Sharks' which is Chennai's favorite only after Chennai Super Kings' That's on dot Now go ahead 'Many changes' 'Gopi is now our Sharks team's captain' 'With many new faces he's trying to save the team's tradition' 'Because his dad started this team...' '...he doesn't have the heart to quit' 'He is very closely attached to the team' 'Recently he got married' 'That too he fell in love' 'A wonderful and beautiful North Indian girl' 'I swear even we have no clue how he hooked her!' Why, sir? 'Besides his old mechanic shed he has also opened a battery store' 'His life is rolling on full charge' 'But Sharks team isn't swinging the way he anticipated' 'Ezhumalai has his own Travel agency' 'In addition he also owns 4 or 5 ambulances' 'He is married' 'Has 2 kids' 'Blessed with a very good, understanding wife' 'To such an extent she'll believe all his stories!' Only I know how much I should drink or not drink Ask him to pour some more Come on, da To make sure I get caught... ...Gopi and Whiskey poured Cheenu on me! - What...? - Stinking! I puked a couple of times Like a broken record I keep saying this 'You have a lousy set of friends' Don't befriend them They will spoil you and ditch you 'So supportive a wife!' Why are you pecking at your food? 'To get such a loving wife is God's blessing indeed' 'Can see them only in Visu sir's films! Eat well 'Yov! For Heaven's sake eat!' Dude, we are short of 1 player Will you play a match? First get down, jobless junk! 'Pazhani is currently jobless' 'He is trying for a police job' 'But he is too tall to qualify!' 'Though his dad is a cop, no use' - Reject - 'Not selected' - My dad is a cop - Go...clear out Go...go, pint sized fellow Why did you hit him now? You have a sister, right? I'll hook her Then you'll know 'Believe me, what he said in a rage came true' 'He married Ezhumalai's sister' 'Has a daughter She's in 2nd grade' 'Wife is a little suspicious' 'Even though we know he's a dummy piece...' '...to every wife her husband is Prince Charming, right?!' 'Since he couldn't get a job here, he tried for jobs abroad' Take care, dear Dude, I saw you this morning at the Singapore Embassy Who...? Me...? Our friend Philip... ...wanted some job Why would I go to the Singapore Embassy? Like a madcap Okay, I'll talk to you later 'That's right, he has kept his foreign plan top secret' 'Even his friends are unaware' 'Whom are you talking to?' I'm coming Dude, we are short of 1 player Will you play a match? I'll kill you, scoot 'Arivazhagan That college boy' 'Now he has moved to a different State' 'He's working for a big software company' 'He is working under the CG department' 'Baahubali, Transformers, Avengers' 'He contributes to big films, Hollywood, Tamil...' '...all films with his Computer Graphics' 'After the bomb blast, about 150 men will fly in mid-air, when the hero will enter' I'm short of 1 player Will you play for us? I'll call you later, okay? 'Aravind That coffee shop fellow' 'Few years ago he eloped with a girl from an affluent family' 'Did he elope empty handed?' He ran away with 150000 I had for conducting the tournament - Damn him! - What do you mean? Dude, what do we tell our sponsors? 'He flicked Sharks team's cash meant for the tournament' 'Terrible disgrace to the Sharks team' 'They begged, borrowed and conducted the tournament' 'Now he has absconded' 'Imran left for Mumbai' 'Prasanna flew to America' 'Uday just vanished into thin air' 'Karthi...!' 'Many years since our Karthi and Selvi got married' 'Their son is Sachin' 'Karthik wants his son to be a Sachin Tendulkar' 'But Sachin's dream?' Sachin, go out and play cricket No, dad, I don't want to play I'll stay right here When I was your age only because we played outside... ...we are so fit now! But kids these days... ...thanks to technology ...you're always glued to these video games Think of your life when you reach our age At least play cricket in this Dad, that's a boring game! Instead of naming him Sachin... ...I might as well have named him Premgi! 'Karthik isn't with his brother Guna' 'Now his brother Guna alias Sampath is rocking as a villain in Telugu films' 'He is a big Don in Telugu cinema' 'At one time, a terror in real life who was smashing so many...' '...is now being mashed to a pulp by heroes in reel life' 'With the money sent by his brother...' '...our Karthi is running a finance company' 'You can get loans here with credit cards too' Here, sir This is my card Cheers! 'But this is not his main business' 'He is 1 among many who review films in YouTube with zero knowledge of cinema!' 'Yes, he's one among them' Hello everybody 'I wish to ask James Cameron only 1 question' 'I know where you got the script for 'Avatar' movie' 'Tamil film Vietnam Colony' 'Am I right?' In that film hero Prabhu and comedian Goundamani... ...will go to kick out the tenants in that colony 'Finally they'll team up with the tenants to ensure the enemies kick the bucket!' 'But in your film...' '...the hero along with his friends' '...go to evacuate all the folks in that town' Finally he unites with them And executes the person who sent him here 'Mr Cameron' 'You can hoodwink anyone' 'But me, Karthik won't fall for your trick!' 1st half and 2nd half are completely disjointed There's a lag in each and every scene Producer sir, tell me Deposited money in my account? I'll take care Movie is packed so tight Screenplay is extraordinary You'll be glued to your seat Your eyes will be riveted to the screen Think you have a PhD in reviewing? Yes, brother That's what people say! Deriding my leader? I'll kill you, watch out If you keep roaming around claiming you're reviewing and screwing up- I'm very happy Dude, I'm short of a player Will you play a match? Please don't mistake me Christopher Nalan's film is releasing Only I can review it Producers released another film assuming it will be a B.O hit It made an ass of everyone! Producer is asking me to give it a boost He has already transferred money into my account 'All these chaps have countless enemies individually' I chased you from pillar to post, fell in love and married you Why should I sit here as your wife? You can be with her If you come late again, you'll sleep in the porch 'Oho! Sorry, we entered the wrong house' 'Editor, not this house' It's about your friends all the time, 24x7x366! Weren't you chatting with her last night? On our wedding night you swore you won't drink If you want to gallivant, why did you marry me? All I asked was a cup of tea! Didn't you make 'chutney', dear? 'No cuss words will dent their minds' 'Because they are used to it' 'But they all have a common enemy' - 'My dear bro?' - Yes...? - 'Did you stack up those rice bags?' - Yes, I did 'Where's the new 2000 rupee note?' - I'll get it now - 'Go fast' 'Our dear Cheenu' So you are saying... ...your wife is more important than me You won't join me for a drink? Cheenu, don't click a snap of all of us boozing here and post it on Facebook 'Cheenu isn't married as yet' 'He's the main reason for the Sharks team being united' 'But to all these boys he's giving big, big troubles' You said you went for a meeting last night What is this? Cheenu...Cheenu...! If he's important why do you need me? Why the hell didn't you marry him? Should get this Cheenu married soon Dude, he says a big 'no' to whichever girl we show If I ask him to show a girl he likes... ...he shows me the calendar Says he wants a girl like Goddess Mahalakshmi! Then he should be like Lord Vishnu! That's how I look 'Cheenu's grocery store has gradually developed into a huge super market' 'Manohar anna Now Arnold isn't with him' 'He has opened a big salon near R.A. Puram' 'Even now he cuts everything except hair but if you ask him-' Then, now and forever Only I'll be the Sharks team's manager Dude, I'm short of 1 player Will you come and play? Certainly, I'll come I didn't ask you, bro I asked Raghu Where is Raghu? 'Raghu is working in a software company' 'Earns a fat salary and has a gorgeous girlfriend' 'Her name is Anu She's very cute' 'They've been in love for the past 5 years' 'Anu and Raghu are colleagues' 'When Anu told her folks about Raghu, her dad threw a royal tantrum' 'But she's hell bent on marrying Raghu' 'She's very adamant and strong' 'She argued with her dad, refused to budge from her stand' 'She got a green signal for their wedding' Anu's parents are coming home tomorrow I'm so stressed out If you're too tense, come along Let's guzzle beer and then meet them I accept wholeheartedly For my daughter's sake... ...I've done whatever she wished for She wanted to work in Chennai Today she wishes to spend the rest of her life married to your son Similarly as her father... ...I have a wish Will you fulfill it? Why are you being so formal with us? - What should we do? - Nothing big We would like the wedding in our hometown Theni You will celebrate just 2 occasions here I want to celebrate this wedding like a festival by inviting our entire community Is that all? We can perform the wedding in Theni just as you wished So happy you agreed 'Next we will witness' 'Sharks team's reunion for our Raghu's wedding' 'The chaos and confusion during this event' 'True love, friendship ties' 'Backstabbing wounds Joy without bounds' 'Distress, disappointments, drifting' 'Ups and downs of a family man's life' 'Then...plenty of cricket' 'Shall we watch?' 'Madurai-Chennai Pandian Express' Want to listen to a story? Do you know the story of the crow? - Don't know that story? - She's a good storyteller 'Once upon a time-' Hey Kutty - My hand is trembling - I'll just talk to Anu and come You promised to come without your family - What's all this? - 'No, dear, I won't drink' We announced our plan They said we could combine this with the kids' holiday and make a trip together Couldn't you have discussed and convinced them to stay behind? Sat and spent 5 minutes I explained in detail My wife convinced me for 5 hours! Not just me The whole jing-bang lot My family too! You came up with this idea of drinking in the train Everything is mixed and ready What will I do with all that now? Just wait, da Kids are also here, right? They will sleep at 10 After that we can have a blast Not an ordinary promise 'I swear' tick promise - Won't that Cheenu reform? - What happened? He has boozed even before boarding the train But he promised us he won't drink You call him your friend and hang out with him! Come, let's drink We'll come You go now We'll all come after they sleep My stomach is burning Let's open the bottle You told me, right? Dude...? He won't come now Did you see the sari Khushboo wore this week? It was beautiful, Selvi But I think it must have cost a bomb Not costly, a tailor can easily stitch it for you Really...where? - I already showed you my ticket - Then it's fine - Want a peg? - What? Slip of my tongue! - Bro, got some booze? - Yes, sir, I have - Everything, whiskey, sir - Soooper, dude! - I'm all set and ready - A mini bar, huh? I have cups too - I have water for mixing too - Let's go to that room You are a dear drunkard! 'Theni district welcomes you' Good afternoon 'This is your stop' They really rock! - Bless you, my boy - Hello, Mr Rajamanickam What a grand reception for us My son-in-law is the VVIP, right? I must roll out the red carpet Bless you, my boy Perfect match for my granddaughter May you both always be happy Don't jump, you'll fall Go in quick for a quickie! - Someone's having a ball - Come in, why do you snoop? Aiyaiyo! We are very happy with our rooms Alright...what's this? This is for us But the groom has no such bad habits Cigarette, booze, 'beeda', 'paan' - None of these - Enjoy, sonny Only now you can live it up If you end up with a bad stomach, I'll get some concoction brewed for you, okay? Kick your heels! Aiyaiyo! Great escape!! Chop all the ice apples from the palmyra palms Let's impress these boys from the city The room on the right Mama- I'm 'mama' only to Anu - You should call me 'uncle' - Okay, uncle How far is Anu's house from here? - It's close by - Will it take half hour to go? Hardly 10 minutes End of this road - That's all? - Sonny...? Why are you in such a rush? We'll be going there for lunch - You can meet her then - Aiyo! Not me My friends and their wives wanted to meet her They can see her during lunch Patience pays, my dear boy 'Ouch! The whole family is high on muscle power!' "I found you, I'm so lucky Penance of a previous birth, sweetie" "Because you're a maiden so pretty" "Thanks to your love for me I'll never forget this day till eternity" "My thoughts revolve around you" "Warm fuzzies in my mind new I saw your image everywhere too" "What happened to me? I'm clueless completely" "My mind footloose and fancy free" "It became a happy captive suddenly" "Oscillating to and fro Senseless you know" "Perturbed Disturbed" "Even as we were born here we bonded forever, my dear" "Promotion in life This is true, as your wife" "Our minds dance in joyful spree Gushing like the river Cauvery" "Our eyes paint rainbow hues Pleasing and teasing profuse" "Our minds prance in revelry Rushing like the river Cauvery" "Here, there, everywhere, all over me" "Won't it brim over to flow effusively?" "My thoughts however surround you forever" "My mind floating in air anew I saw you everywhere, my beau" "What happened to me? I'm dazed and dazzled truly" "Wherever I go if I don't think of you" "My heart without telling me even will stop beating all of a sudden" "My darling dominating dearie You'll influence me daily" "Make magic and miracles many This love will last till eternity" "Stay with me Continuously" "My life, my only support device" "My breath in the alcove of your eyes" "I found you, I'm so lucky Penance of a previous birth, honey" "Because you're my love so lovely" "Thanks to your love duly this day is precious to me" "My thoughts orbit around you" "Warm fuzzies in my mind new I saw you night and day, beau" "What happened to me? I'm dumbstruck and dizzy" "Our minds dance in joyful spree Gushing like the river Cauvery" "Here, there, everywhere, on top of me" "Won't it brim over to flow elatedly?" Is this the toddy shop? - Let's open the bottle - Why are you like a hurricane? It seems toddy prevents stones in the kidney 1-2-3-4 Hey! Booze party We will drink the whole night through After a long time he is beaming only today (Hey you!) (incoherent babbling) Who is he? - Watch your step - What happened? (continues incoherently) Hahn! I understood - Go slow on the booze, enjoy - What is he saying? - Get lost! - What does he want? - No need, don't - Let go of my leg He is in some kind of trouble 1 minute, let's find out - Let's go - Karthi, why buy trouble? A pipsqueak and you dare retort Who is he bashing up? Who are they? They are beating him to a pulp I'll kill you - Hey! That's our Aravind - He's right Trying to act smart with me?! Don't hit him, sir - Who are you? - He's our friend, sir Your friends, huh? Hey! Watchdog Did you get these dogs from the city? Show your face near the ground tomorrow I'll chop you and pickle you to pieces - (Scumbag!) - Go bathe, dirty face Lift him up Check if he is alive - Don't be rough - What happened? How did you come here? Whatever it is, at the right moment you came as my friends to rescue me How are you? Ages since we met We are all fine No regrets As your friends when we are here... ...how can we let someone else hit you? - Machi, hold this - Why, da? Only we have the right to bash you (Help! Save him) What are you doing here? After I stole all that cash and ran away I was scared to show my face in our area I knew you would be pissed off with me But I didn't know it would be so violent! What happened to that glam doll you ran away with? She stuck to me till my wallet was heavy My money dwindled and she fled Who is that chap who bashed you at the toddy shop? His name is Maruthu Pandi, machi How far will he ride in that same gear? Shift gear and continue 'Sorry, I was mixing my drink, dude' 'This Maruthu Pandi's father is a big shot land owner' 'The one holding the umbrella for him is Ganesan' 'They are thick friends, machi' 'They run a private channel called 'Maruthu' TV' 'The sole purpose of that network is self glorification, machi' 'For their cricket team 'V'll Win XI' they've even shot commercials' 'Take a look at this lame commercial' 'Besides this self praise, they mediate village brawls and resort to violence' 'Daily at night they booze and enjoy with their friends' 'Hook up with the beautiful chicks in town and have a ball' 'This is their full time job, rascals!' How did you get into a mess with them? (He went and poked his nose) Why are you asking for trouble? He didn't mean that He's saying cricket is our bone of contention 'He always picks up a quarrel with me' 'He has been maligning me for many years' 'If we thrash them in 1 match...' '...it's equal to closing his chapter' Did you have an older brother? (Yes, indeed) Did he run away from home? (How did you know?) He can de-husk a jackfruit with his hands, huh? Didn't he act in a film directed by Bala? - Karthi, don't ridicule him - He has a heart of gold He has been my constant companion He is Mr Watchdog (Wat god!) Forget that Are they ace players? They are ace frauds, machan 'Maruthu will stoop to any level to win the cricket trophy ' Because we aced this tournament... ...he has threatened my team players and made sure they don't play When I questioned him he bashed me up, machi You want us to retaliate? We are ready, let's go No need to bash him up Win the semi-finals match tomorrow and bag the trophy in the finals Make him lose and lick defeat I can see a spark in his eyes - He will win for sure - Thanks for your faith in me My team has only 5 players now, machi That spark is only in 1 eye of his! Is that why you named it 'Come, if U come XI'? Sometimes 11 of us will play, dude That's why such an apt name! You don't have players in your town? Our boys play but not tournament material God took mercy on me and sent you to rescue me, dude Why are you giving God's status to Raghu? We have 1 week to play this match Sorry, the wedding is 1 week away, right? 1 match tomorrow and finals on Sunday If only we get the trophy... ...sooooooooooper, machi! I'll make all of them eat their words My dear boy, are you mad or what? Do you know what I had to go through for Anu's parents to agree to this wedding? If the groom plays cricket a week before his wedding... ...won't this whole town spit on my face with full force? Why...why? Didn't our Ravichandran Ashwin play for India just before his wedding? Hey! Your comparison is as far as Pluto from Earth! No difference at all We both play cricket Wherever we go... I would've thought twice if you wanted me to play 'ghilli' or a game of spinning top Even if you had wanted me to play 'mummy daddy' I would've hesitated What is he saying? How can we say 'no' to cricket? - Revolution! - Cricket is my breath My 'be all and end all' of my life If Anu's folks find out I'll be in a soup Hey, machan Just 2 matches We can finish it in 1 sweep casually Don't we hide a lot of stuff from our folks? We play this match for Aravind's sake What? Hi machan How are you? I'm good Long time no see Did you come here in an ambulance? Ezhumalai is part of my team who drives an ambulance - This is his vehicle - How can you land up so late? - You had a dig at me yesterday? - Keep quiet - He's a friend - Hello, please come This is Anu - Her parents - Hello, sir - How are you? - I am fine I'll just join you in a bit Don't blabber here We'll talk somewhere alone Move your butt Betel leaves are good for health Herbal benefit to the body it seems No wonder our elders chew it Our match is this evening - All ready? - Machi...! Do we drink after we eat or right away? First drink, then eat We can have a feast, fine You are okay about today's match? Bro, TV remote isn't working at home Which tree do you mean? Ezhumalai, we have a match They are talking some crap My baby has crapped Let me go clean up Crappy fellow! You made a million promises yesterday Why are you ditching me now? Why were we changing the topic? Please understand I'll promise once more - Can't play a match - This just isn't fair I've been hunting for you Sachin wants only you Aravind anna, how are you? By God's grace I am fine If you run away with 150000 you're bound to be fine Come, don't dilly dally The whole town knows this, huh? - The whole town knows - You are here? Your daughter wants you, come in - I'm coming, dear - Aravind anna? - How are you? - No complaints I am on top of the world after stealing 150000! What 150000? She doesn't know You said the whole town knows She was out of town then Come in Have you met Gopi's wife Poonam? Let me introduce you to her We have a match today Bro, this is Poonam Keep chatting I'll be back You look like a North Indian Yes, I am from Sowcarpet Oh! So you're fluent in Hindi? My dad owns a textile shop in Sowcarpet After he passed away we found it tough to run it That's why we settled down here How is life treating you? Went on a honeymoon? Yes, we went to Ooty Hi machan, I got introduced to your wife So I was just getting to know her We finished chatting 'Get inside' Get your Hindi right It's 'go inside' - See you, bro - Fine, bye No one is taking today's match seriously You want to play today? I'll bring the boys Don't chat up my wife Understood? 'Get outside' - Match, dude - 'Get outside!' In this exciting semifinals match... ...20 runs to be scored but only 1 ball left 'Like Ajith Agarkar's expertise with that ball...' '...'V'll Win XI' team beats 'So What V'll lose XI' team'' 'And wins the 'Dhoni Brothers' cup for the 8th consecutive time' They were the ones who hit you the other day, right? Yes, machi (True, I can identify them) Let's go to our dugout - Hi lame ducks - Hello buffaloes! Ignore them They will take a dig - Raghu, come here - What...? It's been ages since I played That's why I'm warming up You should've come and played when I called you Only then you can be in touch Dude...listen Cricket is like riding a bicycle If you learn to cycle when you're a kid... ...you can ride throughout your life happily Watch my performance today For sure I'll score a century Gopi, why did you get him started? Wait and watch At least I'll score a 50 Firework performance awaits you Can't take his bragging - Not possible, bro -They'll try to convince you - Don't accept, uncle - What's the problem? I heard you got boys from outside to play? Yes, what else to do? Maruthu bribed 6 boys in our team and stopped them from playing So I got players from out of town Still 5 of you are left, right? Go and play some indoor games Only after winning the match we'll know who will be playing 'pallankuzhi'! Ramesh anna Chase the new boys away They can't be allowed to play Why should they be sent away? Didn't you bring boys from Madurai to play a match? Anna, that was a league match This is semifinals So in a league match if a player is bowled, he's out If he's bowled in semi finals he scores a 6? Any other terms and conditions? Watch your tongue You dare insult us in my town! Stop this squabble Call that Chinnamanur captain Doesn't matter which team Toss the coin and we'll play ''Come, if U come XI' team has won the toss and opted to bat' 'We assumed captain Aravind will send youngsters to bat...' '...he's sending only uncles!' Listen, how can you say 'uncles' in that demeaning way? Our lion-king Sachin will score a century even today Uncle senior is riled up when I meant junior uncles Why did you come here? I can face this ball - I'll play, you go there - Okay, watch out 'The bowler's 1st ball tested Ezhumalai's caliber' 'Wonder what shot Ezhumalai from Chennai is trying to play...' '...only Lord Ezhumalai knows!' 'Next batsman to walk into the field is Karthi' Run...come Where's the fire? Wait, this is just the 1st ball Go...go...go back It is blatantly evident he likes hitting only fours and sixers 'After 3 overs, score is 29 runs with the loss of just 1 wicket' 'Hey! Call the shot and shoot it into the sky' 'Captain smashed the ball It's a Vasanth & Co four' 'At the end of 7 overs 61 for 2' 'Next batsman is Gopi' I'll take care 'At the end of 10 overs score is 92 for 2' Drink water Take rest Cheenu who got water for the players, took the bat without batting an eye lid - Cheenu, give the bat - My turn now How long will you bat? You brought us here and you keep playing The game isn't over as yet If I leave, I'll walk out with all the boys - Why are you doing this to me? - Just zip your lips If he is sending back Aravind who hit fours and sixers... '...what a master-blaster he must be' 'Wow! We can't even imagine the outcome' 'What's up with him?' 'If the ball is bowled to the east, he's hitting to the west' 'Thought he'll be a master blaster Instead he's 'oh gawd' disaster' Is he a stand-up comedian? Come...come...fast Don't make me run in this old age! (Get up and run) Run, I say Go for a 4 Or a 6 Why do you take singles? I'm getting old, can't run You think Ive taken a vow not to hit? Kamal in '16 vayadhinile' Come here Why has he 'retired hurt' now? 'Cheenu replaced Aravind in true dog in the manger form!' - What happened? - I can't, you play 'Pazhani has taken Cheenu's place' 'Next player Pazhani Gone for a toss!' 'He hit a 6 but Karthi signals a four correctly wrong' 'After 12.4 overs, score is 102 with loss of 3 wickets' With just 2 overs left, our town watchman has walked in 'Looks like actor Vikram in 'Pithamagan'' (Dear God, help me to win this match) 'Whatever the bowler's tactics...' '...the batsmen are having a field day!' Last ball of the final over At least in this ball let's see whether Chinnamanur team can control the runs 'After this how does it matter if Chinnamanur plays a mature game or not' 'If they had created a world record or whoever won today...' '...in any case tomorrow will lose to 'V'll Win XI' for sure'' 'This is the whole truth as history repeats itself' 'Impossible task for CSK to hit such a high score and win' Unless someone fixes it for them Raghu is on his way to bowl his 1st over 'His 1st ball of the 1st over' Raghu, bowl inside It's a wide Yov! Imbecile 'Lance Klusener's ball 'Come, if U come XI' team' 'Batsman hit it in a lightning stroke' 'Spictex four' 'CSK has scored 11 runs off the 1st over' 'The batsman tries to hit the next ball' 'Nehra's fielding expertise can be seen here!!' That was a lousy ball 'Karthi's catch was as brilliant as Kohli's 'match' with Anushka' 'After 5 overs 31 for 4' Where the hell are you bowling? Chinnamanur Super Kings team has lost 7 wickets till now 'Aravind will bowl the next over' Bowling feat of 'Come, if U come XI' shows... ...CSK is heading for a grand funeral Catch it...catch! I predicted right CSK is well and truly gone Inform all the relatives 'Looking at the way, they have won with a difference of 62 runs...' '...they are sure to beat Maruthu team in the final' 'And rewrite history!' I'll handle this Hey! Did you ask us to play 'Pallankuzhi' at home? You have a teenager at home, send her over - We will have a ball - What audacity! Use words Don't raise your hand! - Wait, da - Seething with anger, huh? Past 5 years you won the cup by devious means Try to win the cup now Expose your talent Show them our dance steps! Are you acting pricey because of these out-of-towners? Let me see how long they can protect you - How dare you insult us! - Don't rise to their bait Be patient Wait...wait Let me handle this I'll finish you off Loser, talk to him now Listen, we will win the finals for sure Cup is waiting only for us! If you can try and beat us What do you say, dude? 'Dude, today I will sponsor your bachelor's party' 'I don't want any party, shut up!' Sharks team was ruling the roost in Chennai at one time All these boys played in that team They've come together after many years It isn't as easy as you think to beat them hollow I should say whether we can beat them or not Okay...? Watch their fate tomorrow 'Nizam of Hyderabad's prized possession and then the minister's-' Soooper scene Increase the volume Consider it done 'Glam-doll film celebrity Swapna Sundari owned it' 'After that we have got this car now' 'Why did you ask me that question?' 'Why do you keep hitting him?' - 'What did he ask you?' - 'Why won't you ask?!' 'We own this car' 'Who owns Swapna Sundari the owner of this car?' 'Whom does she belong to?' 'Who is her Lord and master?' 'This was his question' 'Query...inquiry...enquiry!' Have you eaten? How can you ask a musician this?! "Do you know who kept her as his lady love for pleasure?" "If her name I specify will the list magnify" "Nizam of Mysore Ministers and some more" "Cherished her as their own treasure" "Glam-doll glamorous" "Who has you as his mistress?" "Dream-girl gorgeous" "Whose 'kept woman' are you, princess?" "No need to learn this It's Cupid's art of bliss" "You'll never forget this art Why worry, sweetheart?" "Before our moustache stands up bold and brash" "Our desires make a splash To cast a spell in a flash" "This firecracker is dynamite Light the spark, let it ignite" "Holding your breath in 'kabbadi' That's how 1st glass will be" "Nights we toss and turn sleepless Honey, you were born to delight us" "Dream girl delightfully" "Who is your master, tell me?" "Mesmerizing missy" "Who is your lord, my lovely?" "What story do you want? Shall I teach you this instant?" "What is your preference? Embrace me with your experience" "We don't say 'no', ever when females ask us a favor" "What falls into our palms we savor, we have no qualms" "Brand new babes alluringly dance before us willingly" "We'll follow you duly Age isn't a big deal truly" "You made a deep imprint in us A memento for keeps, delirious" "Blue dreams you weave, darling" "Who has kept you without sharing?" "You make magic, sweetie" "Whose love interest are you, honey?" 'Raghu, where are you guys?' 'Hey Ezhumalai...?' 'Dude, where are you?' 'Where the hell did you go?' 'Machan, where are you?' Who is it? Booze...oh gawd! I can't find my glasses Give me my glasses Can't see anything I swear I won't drink again Dude, wake up Raghu is missing Raghu's folks have been calling me Today is his engagement We have to get ready and go Groom is missing 'And that too just before the wedding!' 'Got it' 'The Hangover' 'English movie' 'Venkat Prabhu' 'Why copy frame to frame?' (Hey...hey...Raghu...?) (Raghu is in there Sleeping with a figure) 'Is the groom in there?' (Come with me I'll show you) 'This is a totally different film' 'I'll be there now' 'Don't forget to click 'surprise' He has had a feast all night Hey! Wake him up "Glam-doll gorgeous" "Who has you as his mistress?" Getting engaged today and you heard his song? When he wakes up, he'll ask 'Good lord! Who is this girl?' 'How did I land here?' He will act surprised Wake him up Who is this girl? How did I land here? You score 100/100 "Dream girl gorgeous" "He has kept you as his mistress" ("He is your master, missy") Hey! Shut up Blessed bugger! Wedding chain, I say! - Raghu, come here, 1 minute - What...? Last night only after you tied the sacred thread... ...she was willing, huh? Is this the time to joke? Keep quiet, da He's in an unholy mess Let's think calmly what to do next Wait...wait Was the sacred thread around her neck last night? Go in for a flash back I asked you to visualize only her neck! No...! Cheenu, did you take any photo or selfie in the party? Dude, check your cell phones Delete photos if any The network guy promised me 4G even on a mountain top But no network even if we cross the check post! How can we take photos? Why do you need network to take pictures? Check all your phones please Don't know how I will face my parents I'm climbing a mountain for the 1st time, don't know Oh my Go- Is that Round 2?! 'Where did you keep your phone?' 'Oh God!' 'What is the password?' - Raghu, nothing incriminating? - No Check thoroughly - No snaps here - Put it back Raghu, shall I? I was just offering to help you Do it gently Raghu, no photos in any of our mobiles Remove the 'evidence' Only then we won't be caught Take it off fast 'Resident of Bodimettu, in Theni district' 'Mr Rajamanickam and Mrs Meenakshi Ammal' '...proudly announce the wedding of their daughter R.Anuradha' '...with S.Raghuvaran, son of Mr Sampath and Mrs Durga' 'Residents of Raja Annamalaipuram, Chennai' 'Elders gathered here can shower their blessings now' - The groom is really lucky - Yes, sir He got married to a girl last night Today he's exchanging rings with another girl, congrats! What are you looking at me for? I need to talk to your friends Bring them out But don't bring that blockhead Aravind, huh? Congratulate the groom Bless you, my dears You should both be happy "Dream girl dangerous" "Who is your prince, my princess?" - Soooper dance, right? - I didn't see you in the song I'm the dance master for that song Did you think that blockhead Aravind brought that siren Sundari here? Yours truly gets the credit Boys, I set all this up Why did you take pictures? Boss, don't get stressed out All the photos will be safe with me But you should listen to what I say In tomorrow's finals... ...you are losing If you do what I say... ...I'll delete all the photos, boss You've misunderstood us It's ages since we played We win only once in a blue moon And that was yesterday I know about Sharks team Every single detail You'll give your life for the game it seems I know everything Lose the match I'll delete all the photos Sir, none of us will go anywhere near the ground tomorrow You can presume you won Wrong...wrong...! Yesterday you plucked my pride out in public Every single soul in my town witnessed it In front of the same townsfolk, you must lose the match and feel the same disgrace I must enjoy that Why hassle us unnecessarily? We are assuring you we will lose Don't be scared, empty-headed shrimps! This Maruthu Pandi will never break a promise Lose the match tomorrow I'll delete this photo See you? Bro, that glam doll Sundari's number Can you pass it on? Lose the match tomorrow This phone, the dream girl, her sister's number You can have a package deal - Bye then - Thank you, carry on We won't tell Raghu about this If Aravind gets to know, he'll exaggerate Let's plan and lose this match tomorrow That's the right thing to do But- Just miss Next to that glam-doll... ...instead of Raghu if I had been sleeping I'll take pictures and post them on Facebook and Twitter Because I don't know the meaning of 'fear' Nobody can do anything to me Listen, bro 'In the final match of 'Dhoni Brothers' tournament...' ...like how the revolutionary Maruthu Pandi drove the British away ...not leaving a single ball, he is in full form with 4s and sixers' 'Our Maruthu Pandi of Anaikaraipatti' 'With this shot end of 10 overs' 'Total runs scored 101 for no loss' 'He tries to hit the next ball-' If you want I'll fall at your feet Don't bowl short pitch balls Don't get hyper We'll manage 'Spictex four' In 15 overs, without the loss of any wicket... '...'V'll Win XI' has scored 152 runs' 'To Captain Maruthu Pandi goes the credit of having scored 80 runs' Hey! Is this the way to bowl? Didn't take even 1 wicket What do we do now? The mark of a good team is in how well they chase Come and watch me bat ''Come, if U come XI' has started their innings' 'They have to score 10 runs an over' 'We can expect many fireworks from this team soon' Come...run - I'll handle it - It's easy, run Is he out of his mind? - You mean Karthi? - Yes He's playing a different kind of game He is batting with an idea battling within him Don't you trust me? 'Watch me now See my shot, dude' - What is this shot, da? - Machan I tried the AB de Villier shot - Play properly, please - No problem, I'll manage 'At the end of 1 over 2 runs, 1 wicket' - Is everything okay? - You're doing great Catch it...catch it Don't have butter fingers Are you giving them catch practice? This is the final match, da What could I do? I played well, it hit the edge 'At the end of 2 overs 2 runs for loss of 2 wickets' Don't play defense, Pazhani - I'll play - Please, da 'If you hit the ball half way down the pitch...' '...will my hands be plucking flowers?' asks the wicket keeper How could you?! You were awesome! They are in a situation of taking 10 runs an over The batsman got out scoring 9 runs in 3 overs I went to take a leak and what a disaster! I'll take care, not to worry 'Like South Africa chasing Australia's 434 runs...' '...our boys are also putting the pedal to the metal' They need 70 runs in 6 overs Looks like the game will be over in 3-4 overs Bro, remember the 'blue' bit! Why is Raghu playing like he's casting a spell on himself? - Go and tell him - Okay...okay Move...move back - Raghu - He'll tell you - Want to cancel your wedding? - What happened? Maruthu is blackmailing us with a photo of you and the glam doll! Hey! What do you mean? He is coming here You go over to that side - Step...step aside - What is the problem? Nothing we can't handle - I'll get bowled right now - You don't get out Listen to me properly Make sure he gets out Patiently choose defensive tactics and keep blocking the ball, okay? Raghu, don't forget what we told you - Good, keep it up, okay? - Yes, da Maintain the same pace Come, we'll ace it Clean sweep, huh? Come on...come on - Hey! Aravind - Don't - Don't run - Throw the ball here Throw it 'This partnership which was boosting up confidence...' '...went for a toss with a disgraceful run' I'll manage Next comes this team's dependable star Gopi Don't forget what you told me We'll play this game patiently, okay? Gawd! Raghu...play properly You come and bat He's a fast pace bowler Don't get out 'Come, if U come XI' team needs 67 runs in 6 balls They have been pushed to this corner If they still win this match... ...it will be the next wonder of the world, trust me - Don't rush - Patience - (Hit...!) - Play 'Last ball is being bowled' 'Batsman blocked even that' 'Maruthu's team has won for the 8th consecutive time' 'Not only have they won the 'Dhoni Brothers' trophy...' '...they have proved again and again no one in this district can defeat them' Are you really my friends? Such a lame team Did you treat this like Finals? I should clobber myself for trusting all of you Don't even look at me ever again Get lost! Clear out Couldn't understand half of what he said You don't make it worse Hey! What happened? They are feeling so bad as if they lost the World cup You handle them I'll go and delete the photo Come, we have to ensure the photo is deleted 8 years, dude We did it again Soooper, right? We rule the roost in our town Next year too the trophy is ours We lost just as we promised We'll be at rest if you could delete that photo Hey Ganesa! You played so well Simply sooper! Delete those photos Which photo? What is this? Rajamanickam's to-be son-in-law has stooped to this level That photo in Facebook and WhatsApp, right? WhatsApp, huh? This isn't a joking matter! That photo was leaked long ago - What the hell? - It's his life, I say Check if it's the same boy? Let us go and show this to Rajamanickam right away This may be a game to you His life will be ruined - Where are you? - I'm Cheenu speaking Do you know how hassled everyone is here? Bring everyone here at once Stop it! There's some major problem at your in-laws' place, come fast Hey! Tell me the truth I gave you the phone to delete the photo as soon as the match was over How could it have leaked? I was the one who released it I've been in love with Anu from childhood When I went with my parents to ask for her hand, she refused God gave me a chance through you I used that opportunity 2 people are in love, da What if they die- Doesn't matter if I die, huh? Forget it, dude I'll handle this Come, sir Most welcome! Where are you coming from? We went up to the ground For the cricket match- Play cricket Drink together and have a blast Bring a hooker and have a ball Is this how a groom behaves with the wedding in 4 days? Sir, you've misunderstood us We don't fall into that category Then who is this? Sir, we agree we are in that photo But we have no idea who that girl is Someone has done this to spite us Sir, those photos have been edited with graphics Do you take us to be imbecile bumpkins? The photo shows the naked truth! They are all a bunch of frauds, uncle I saw them with booze bottles that day Today they swear they don't drink! Drunken dunderheads! Sir, why are you generalizing like that? Point your finger at the drunken chap alone Don't drag my husband into this This kind of fooling around, flings and drinks may be okay for city girls My daughter need not put up with such a degrading lifestyle Give an inch you'll take a yard! Shall I tell you how wonderful your townsfolk are? Raghu brought us here only because your daughter fell for him Can you vouch for your daughter? - You don't know, right? - Selvi, why bring all this up? Why are you yelling at me? Selvi, please keep quiet You are all standing here silently like sissies I'll hit you What do you want? - We should leave now? - Don't make it worse You know only to hit me - Hey! Karthi - Happy now? This is why I told you not to befriend any of them here They joined hands and humiliated you This is why I didn't want to come here I'm leaving now Enquire about the groom properly before the wedding Yov! Why bother after hearing all this? Their wives in toto gave us a tattered picture of them The wedding is cancelled Take your luggage and leave Yov! Don't let your tongue run We haven't raised our son like that Let's find out what happened What's there to find out? He stays in my house, my town and makes out with a mistress If I get my daughter married to him... ...what's the assurance he won't do the same in his house? Don't let your tongue run You came up with this alliance It was wrong on my part Thanks to my sinful blunder of asking for your son's hand... ...we are standing shamefaced today If you malign my family once more- - Get lost! - Standing still as a pillar Ask your husband to curb his tongue Will you be calm? We have nothing to do with that photo STOP it What the hell? Let Anu tell me I'll leave right away The bride's father said it all, clear out I didn't come here to live with the bride's father I came here to marry Anu Let her reject me I'll leave right away Hey Anu Come out, I say Come out Anu? An- You don't believe me? It was you in that photo, right? That wasn't- It was you in that photo, right? Yes, but all that is a lie, An- I am not a fool, Raghu I trusted you completely You cheated on me Let me tell you now Your friends will dig your grave for you Please for God's sake leave this place "Is this the reason, tell me?" "We lived in harmony" "Why isn't the eyelid a cover for the eye hereafter?" "Where did the heart disappear?" Today's topic of discussion is... 'Awards!' 'Oscar Awards!!' 'People claim Oscar awards to be the best in this world' 'But according to me what's so great about it?' They are selecting 5 films Only 1 film bags the award 'But in our country...' '...if the jury selects 5 films' '...all 5 will bag awards!' If 5 directors are called... ...all 5 will be presented an award each They will invite 5 heroes... '...not only will all of them be honored' 'But their friends who accompanied them' 'Their drivers Everyone gets an award' Now you tell me which is the best award? Yes, our awards win hands down! To find out more views and news in life... '...click 'surprise' button in 'I am Karthik' You Tube channel' 'Plus you also know my bank account number' 'You can deposit whatever amount you can spare' 'Next review...' '...US election' He isn't talking to anyone He hasn't stepped out of his room How can we let him be like this? Can't you at least try to console him? How can I defend him? What he did was wrong I couldn't look the bride's father in his eye and reply Our son is really spoilt Keeps drinking and having fun with his friends all the time You're imagining all this 'How can we speak ill of our own son?' 'They stuck that photo under my nose' 'Is this how a groom behaves 4 days before his wedding?' "Is this a story?" "Or a poetry?" "In love's glory?" "Is it a story continuous?" "Or a riddle mysterious?" "In my life, please answer" "My lifetime lover!" "Though we have drifted Our love has not shifted" "Memories uplifted" "Reach for the horizon" "Rise even if fallen" "Love should never be forsaken" "No way, no other go Who said so?" "Life is aligned to sync based on what we think" "No ties for bonds of bliss Whose quote is this?" "Life isn't about love per se Time repeats this all day" "No joy or sorrow Who told you so?" "Life's lessons clear brought to you here" "A new life to earn and rest The path shows in earnest" "The road knows best" He wants to know what photo everyone is talking about! - Shall I show him? - Why rake this up now? - It's so trivial - Inconsequential...?! In the same photo if I was in your place... ...and if some other guy was next to me ...even then it's trivial? How many times to tell you? My friends forced me I found out everything I'll kill him, scumbag This kin- No bad words, sir Don't abuse in Hindi I won't leave you My daughter's life is badly affected Your dad is rattling away I can't understand a word He doesn't trust me? I am repeating a 100 times I'm not to blame I'm too stressed out I'll go for a smoke You equate me with your friends? They drink because they earn and are well settled in life For a mere cricket pitch, if you land up in the police station... ...if your visa is rejected, will they provide us living expenses? I'll never see them again Does that make you happy? Don't keep harping on them Wretched female! If I see you again with your friends... ...I'll take the kids and go to my dad's place Why are you taking such drastic steps? Decide once for all Do you want us... ...or your friends? "Like a rainbow it bends" "Our journey with friends" "Is it a dream?" "Or truth extreme?" "Heartbeats tipsy, tell me?" "Who can guarantee?" "In the world of friendship however" "Is there any rift forever?" "A river flows off the course" "Follows its destiny to join the sea" "Without fear or favor Friends forever" "1st time experience of a new kind" "Doors will open again, also your mind" "Night will dawn into a fresh day" "Follies of youth will be buried away" "Birds that know directions 8" "Don't close your eyes and fly straight" "Love and friendship will never change" "Strange but it will never estrange" - Dai Kutty - Huh...? When did you get here? - See you, anna - Where are you going? - Raghu, wait - Why aren't you talking to me? - Talk to me - Leave me alone Hey Raghu Why is he mad with me? - What did he say? - He's feeling terrible right now He doesn't want to stay in Madras Wants to get a transfer to Bangalore What do you mean, bro? He doesn't like Madras anymore He wants to live in Bangalore What did you tell him? What can I say? His wedding got cancelled Did any of you try to comfort him? Did anyone think of reconciliation so the wedding can take place? If I call the boys they cut my call They are at home but claim they have gone out What can I do? This is such a royal mess Maybe you should trim a bit on the side Try this Call and tell them you suffered a heart attack, they'll come rushing Stop kidding, bro They are the least bit bothered about me They will ask me to perform my own funeral! - That won't work! - I'm being very serious I'm also serious Keep your hands off him - I got a brilliant idea - What? Give me your phone 1 minute Manohar anna This isn't Manohar'na Cheenu speaking Tell me, da Shall I make egg 'dosa' and mint chutney for dinner? Let's eat well tonight! Shall we order takeaway? I watched it on TV It will be yummy Tell me Can you come for 5 minutes to Manohar anna's salon? I can't come I have urgent work Remember we danced with a glam-doll, Swapna Sundari The moment you hear the name don't you feel the 'quivers'? She is here now and wanted your address I've asked her to wait in Manohar anna's salon Why does she want my address? She wants a selfie with your wifey! - That's all - What happened? - Er...huh - What...? Signal is weak here Please make her wait I'll come there Bingo! I am meeting a bride-to-be Please make it fast Alliance for you, huh? Be choosy about your friends! Attend to your work Urgent work has cropped- I want my phone back Where is she? Didn't I tell you they won't come for you? The 'glam-doll' was the right bait! You're brainless or what? I've sworn on my kid not to meet up with you guys If she finds out, you know what kind of mess I'll be in? Is this your problem? Raghu is hell bent on settling down in Bangalore - He's going to Bangalore? - Yes Bro, we were also 10 One went to USA Another went to Bombay He's now going to Bangalore Can't obsess about it Reality of life They all went abroad for a job But Raghu is relocating thanks to all of you The other day when it was a question of love or friendship... ...you chose friendship and begged forgiveness - What's your problem today? - What now? I must fall at your feet and apologize? You are all married You've changed You want to be jolly maintaining a cozy relationship with your wife Come home and see if it's cozy or calamity! Hey, keep quiet Don't talk without knowing what we face at home, bro At the drop of a hat she brings up divorce and walking out with the kid Problems are bound to crop up in a family Balancing family and friends is life Shut up, uncle Where is Raghu now? At home Inside...? What is Rockers Rajagopalan doing here? What have you done? So much has happened You didn't say a word? Totally in the dark, I called Raghu to find the route to Theni... ...he threw this bombshell at me What actually happened? Nothing Unnecessary problem - Bro, would you like coffee or tea? - No, we are good Let's go out and discuss this once for all - Raghu...? - I'm not coming, bro He's calling you, right? Hey! What? If none of you intend talking how long do we stand here? We must do something Did anyone call Aravind? I called but looks like he hasn't paid his phone bill Number is deactivated Raghu, did you call Anu? Wait You ask the same question he did Raghu, did you call Anu? Of course I did but she didn't pick up I even tried calling her friend Nothing worked He tied the knot and hustled her to the motor room Why is he upset with me? Hey, wait Raghu, why don't you try explaining to your parents? Ask them to talk to Anu's parents My parents won't talk They are so pissed off with me Anu's parents weren't interested in this alliance Anu made them agree and arranged the wedding This happened just 4 days before the wedding I am so irritated thinking about it I've decided to go to Bangalore Just let me go Will that make Anu come there and you'll get married? Be practical Raghu, sorry, dude Don't go to Bangalore We'll be there for you Bro, ask them to let me go Bugging me! Let me go now I've made up my mind Listen to me - What will you do in Bangalore? - What now? I got a call, my wife's grandpa is serious When I was going there, he called, I came here Wonder what happened to her grandpa Earlier on, whoever gets into your ambulance will die Now even if you get a call he'll go to hell! Cheenu, stop Want tea or coffee? A strong tea for me All I asked was a glass of tea Why are you glaring as if I ordered booze? You can order what you want - Coffee - Tea for me Get me a glass of Boost - Raghu has cooled down - How do you say that? Before going to Bangalore... ...no one will order Boost! Great joke! I will laugh tomorrow King of poor jokes! Awesome...! Dude, because all of you blundered Raghu's wedding got cancelled Even if we have to fall at his parent's feet... ...we must somehow make this wedding happen, okay? Makes sense Let's leave for Theni now Meet Anu's parents Let's convince them somehow and conduct Raghu's wedding My God! Aiyaiyo! - Oh my God! - What? If my wife gets to know I met all of you... ...she will ground me to a paste! That too, if I should go again up to Theni, I'm wondering- - I have a soooper idea - What? Tell our family Manohar anna had a heart attack, we go to Theni Don't make past tense as present tense, I'll whack you - I have an idea - What...? Will you tell your wife you're dead? Don't jinx me! We shall tell the truth as it is Why are you packing? Going out of town? Will you tell me now or not? Can't you hear me? Let me tell you something important Raghu's wedding got cancelled, right? My friends are planning a trip to Theni... ...and kidnap that girl! If I'm here they will take me along That's why for 4 days... ...I'll go to Bombay Okay - You go to Bangalore - Then you go to Hyderabad - Okay, dear - How is my idea? Soooooper idea! Wily wifey! Dad, my friends and I are going to Theni Why this sudden trip to Theni? Raghu's wedding got stopped, right? We want to meet the girl's parents, talk to them, solve it And get them both married! Tell me the truth Where are you going? I just told you We are going to Theni Do your faces express such noble intentions? Cough up the truth We are all going to Goa Only now you are my son! Wait - What's this for? - Take it, I'll tell you There's a drink called fenny in Goa Feni...? When S.P.Balasubramaniam and I used to go on our musical tours... ...we used to drink fenny Don't tell anyone about this - I won't - Try it as an experience "My dear deer, emerald koel beautiful" "Sweet as nectar, folk song I sing soulful" "Twilight flower, ambrosia brimful" Let's do it in style I told you, didn't I? I knew they would come - They have come to our town? - Let's go Ask them why they are here? Hey! What are you doing here? Bro, he's Anu's uncle How dare you come back here! Sir, we know you're very upset Please listen to our side too Bro, why waste time talking? Send them with a solid hiding Stop the bus Sir, why are you getting angry now? We are here to find a solution Let's go to your place and talk What will you say? Sir, about Raghu and Anu's wedding That's a closed topic Please don't say that, sir My bad time, awful things happened Without Anu, I can't li- You think I'll buy your truce story Knowing our girl's wedding has been finalized... '...are you here to stop the wedding?' The wedding is on 12th There's nothing more to discuss Go back to your town Are you talking like a gentleman? How can you do this to a girl who is already engaged? Are you bringing up justice here? I'll pickle you to pieces! If you start a fight what can we do? How can we not talk this over? 'Listen to us also' 'What temerity for these Madras fellows' 'They dare come back here' Instead of chopping them to pieces right there... ...you've boarded them on a bus I didn't want to cause a ruckus with the wedding round the corner I've sent them back, right? I'll take care, uncle 'Parama, where's Aravind?' 'He went to Chennai to meet you And you've come here!' 'What are you saying?' 'Bro, this is Maruthu's plan' 'Not only did he stop Raghu's wedding' 'He has also ensured his friend Ganesan marries Anu' Hey! Gopi It will end up as a murder case! Let go of him Get lost! 'We came here for something and what are you doing here?' Yov! Wait I swear, they are madcaps Beating up the mediator! What happened, Maruthu? They are youngsters who lost their cool Should we as elders behave like this? - You're a gentleman - Yes When you entered our town, I should have chopped you to bits If I spared you, how dare you hit my son-in-law? We didn't come here to create problems Why the hell did you come then? If they hit our groom, they intend to stop the wedding Sir, why are you adding salt to the wound? No point talking to these fellows Tell us the truth You came to stop the wedding, right? Who said they came here to stop the wedding? I invited them here to play the match Match...? What match? The tournament which Maruthu is conducting Last date to register for my tournament was 2 days ago It has been 4 days since I registered, I say 'Come, if U come XI' is not even listed, bro Hey! Wrong name, da Chennai Sharks! If you came to play the match, why did you broach the marriage topic? Uncle, using cricket as an excuse they are here to stop the wedding That isn't true We came only to play the match Having come I thought I can convince the girl's parents Only then we knew from him her marriage is fixed with someone else Why would we stop a wedding we didn't know about? No, uncle, I know for sure They're lying, they are here only to stop the wedding 1st thrash them and send them out What...? Are you scared? What's with you, Maruthu? Scared of losing? Your mind is ticking fast How to cheat and how to win by foul means If you're a good player... ...show us your talent in the ground Instead of that, trying to pin some vague blame on us For what joy? If you consider yourself a man... ...try and defeat us in the tournament Go ahead and play 1st match tomorrow... ...will be yours! Did I ask you to register? - Did I ask you? - Aiyo...ouch! Hey! Why are you hitting him? He's responsible for all my problems - Did I ask to play a silly match? - Stop, Raghu Did I tell you I'll play this match? - Did I want to booze? - No What do I care who sleeps with that damn 'glam doll'? Eff you! He ruined a good life in store for me (Why are you hitting him?) Poor fellow! He must be aching all over How long can Raghu hit him all alone? Trample him Let go of me Why are you doing a postmortem? I had no clue it would boomerang, bro Plan our next move to solve this problem Because of 'Sharks' team- What's the damn solution? I don't know, I thought we'll play the match- (Look who is here now) Who is he? Resembles the actor in 'Michael Madana Kama Rajan' Move aside Give him way Don't hit me Why the hell are you hitting me? He asked me to eat, that's all - Who is he? - His name is Chellaiya A distant relative of mine I work for him and I stay here He drinks 24x7 Very few will get what he says He and I can understand That's all All that's okay, we got into a mess because of that damn match, right? You want us to play with them again How come? Why did you get us into this mess again? Stop hitting me Listen to what I say I came to Chennai to inform Anu is engaged But you suddenly decided to meet her parents Fall at their feet and you landed here All that won't get you anywhere in this town That's why I registered for the tournament How is wedding and tournament related? Only because we said tournament they are even letting us stay here 10 matches Knock out basis Lose even 1 match... ...they will pack us back home Doomsday at our doorstep! I'm sure you will be back in Chennai in no time What's this, bro? Underestimating our capacity I know it only too well With 2 drinks per day you'll be tanked out My lips are zipped only because you are Sachin's hairdresser! When did he cut Sachin's hair? Not THE Sachin, I took my son to his salon by mistake! Stop ragging! Aravind, I get what you say Stay here for 10 days Get Anu hooked on to Raghu again Bring them to Madras You're soooper, bro What's your hassle? You've registered as Chennai Sharks Like how we gave Royapuram Rockers a run for their money... ...we must make them run for the runs and their lives! What, dude? We are Sharks and Rockers are only in Chennai Now we've come here to play for Raghu's marriage As far as this town goes we are all 'Chennai Sharks' Hear me out Raghu's life is at stake Stay here for 10 days and make your move as per plan Otherwise they will move you to the cemetery! I'm going back to Chennai "Victory's hunger within us to honor" "Full toss, hit wicket or howzat Boys & their 'Soul Jour' band" 'This tournament conducted by 'V'll Win XI' is sponsored by Nippon Paint 'We welcome our special guest Mr Badava Gopi from Chennai' "Chennai Sharks are in this race for good" "Convey this to our enemies, dude" "This match of ours will reach all corners" "Show your attitude in your area once again, dude" "In the absence of CSK no worries, I say" "No one has banned us from playing this game, boss" "We are in this together We'll ace it in our favor" "We haven't forgotten, dude what we learnt in our childhood" - What are you doing here? - Shall I call? "To take sweet revenge in fact" "The boyz r back" The trophy is ours for sure - Let's go - Okay, aunt Wait Why are you in a tearing hurry? This Goddess is very powerful Stand here as long as you want and wish what your heart desires, okay? We are blessed with everything, let's go Do you remember me? When your uncle said you're marrying someone else, I didn't believe him I thought you won't agree But when I saw you here- We dated each other for 5 years You know how I felt when I knew? You felt awful just hearing I am about to marry someone else 4 days before our wedding the boy I loved for 5 years... ...married some random female How would I have felt? Don't keep harping on it When I told my father about our love... ...he asked me how he could get me married to someone he doesn't know It took me 5 years to gain his trust In just 1 day- - Get lost! - So you didn't believe me Whether I believe you or not is not important, Raghu Now it's all over What is over? What do you mean by that? For your sake, I fought with everyone and I am here now You coolly say 'it's all over' If it is over, just go What are you saying? It was you in that photo, right? It was me in the photo But everything else was graphics, utter lie Then listen to me It was me in the photo But all the rest isn't true Knock on all the doors in this town and clear the air Then we can think of what to do Is that clear? Okay, go What is the problem, bro? - Tell me, I don't get it - This is really urgent Speed it up, 2 days is too late Director Rajamouli is here Please understand, I have work to do against a deadline Without knowing what's happening here... ...you are postponing it They will chuck me out He just doesn't get it Why 2 days? What's more important? Baahubali-II is going on Is Baahubali-II important? - Or Chennai 28-II? - Don't add to my tension You are in only 1 scene You won't get that 'cameo' Only Chennai 28-II is priority, what should I do, bro? Then hear me out carefully - Understood? - Done, bro Everything is settled Face it boldly What did you tell him? - No one should know - Even I couldn't hear it That is the suspense Tomorrow everyone in this town will face the music hooo hooo hooo! What is this, man? Who is this female? If my father sees this he will chop me to pieces They've disgraced me What the hell is this? Clicking photos with random females - Call yourself the family man? - That isn't me Looks like Ganesan's photo is doing its rounds All over Facebook, WhatsApp and Twitter They will definitely call off the marriage He is crucified! Uncle Our groom Ganesan's photo as if he is with a girl... ...is all over Facebook and WhatsApp What are you saying? It isn't real, they have used only computer graphics Not only that, same fate for all the elders of this town The entire town has become the laughing stock now Not one man can step out! - What? - Huh? Take a look This isn't me Uncle, look at this This isn't me - Definitely computer graphics - True, uncle They have done this to prove their photo is false They have released it on every social media possible 'Then listen to me' 'It was me in the photo But all the rest isn't true' 'Knock on all the doors in this town and clear the air' 'Then I will believe you' Those boys told you earlier No one believed them If you're hurt, it's blood, but if they are hurt, it's tomato sauce, huh? Ma, keep quiet Don't blame those fellows for everything - Tell us the truth - Bro, don't hit me He is the photographer of our town, P.C.Seeram The photos were designed in his studio and released Tell them Those Madras boys asked me to do this Heard that, uncle? The level they are stooping to stop this wedding? 'We must give them a solid hiding and chase them out of town' 'Let's go, dude' Hey Raghu Gone! Madcap! Get lost I played my card right and made you call Rubbish! My father is coming over to thrash all of you right now 'All of you escape for heaven's sake please' Why does he want to thrash us? Pretending to be so innocent after planning everything? - Who is it? - 1 minute I can deal with even an army of thugs But I can't leave this place without you Don't be mad 'Just escape, you'll be in a holy mess otherwise' Promise me you will meet me I will leave this place if you want How, Raghu? Let me talk to your grandma Where is your mother? She is outside Call her Louder Amma...? What happened? What happened to her? She fainted Call your father immediately Don't call my son Call the ambulance Okay, grandma You inform dad I will be with grandma Take care Okay? Go...start Go in and drag them out Hey Chellaiya Where are they? Ask them to come out Who is it? Hey drunkard Ask them to come out Jinxu! How long will we roam around in this? In between what if her father goes to the hospital looking for them? All of us will get caught Nothing like that will happen We'll drive around for a bit and then drop them home I know my son very well It isn't easy to pacify him He is very stubborn Listen to me Drop me and take her to Chennai 'Good lord! The old lady is messing up my plans' 'What about our trophy?' How can you say this? Her parents showered love all these years Isn't it wrong to get married without their blessing? Chellaiya, what are you blabbering? Come out, all of you 'Are you talking like a respected adult?' 'Come out' Can you understand him? This drunkard can only slur! I searched thoroughly Not a single soul here What are you blabbering? Can't understand a single syllable (Why don't you tell them?) You can't talk, right? - Hey lad! Come here - Coming, bro Write and show us where they've gone Dumbass, come 'Watchdog, he is calling you' 'Come here' 'Dirty fellow, write now' (I will write, bro) Uncle, your wife is on the line Your mother fainted all of a sudden What? She was fine this morning Suddenly she collapsed She is being taken to a hospital in an ambulance - Are you in the ambulance? - No, dear Anu said she will manage 'Only Anu is with her?' My father wasn't against the fact I was in love He wanted to unite us We made a mess of it Even now knowing you are here my dad didn't lock me up in a room He didn't even confiscate my phone I shouldn't let down his faith in me, right? Why are you talking like an imbecile's daughter? Go in for a register marriage The day your parents get to know then live as a couple together I cracked it 'Alaipayuthey' 'Madhavan's 1st movie' 'Directed by Mani Ratnam Music by A.R.Rahman' 'Awesome film' 'Subscribe without fail' Give that to me (Don't grab it Let me finish) He is writing the Tamil alphabets What is he writing? Looks like he will take all day to write 1 word What are you gawking at? Stick the posters Wait, man "My heart is made of gold, generally" "When it comes to a contest-" Tell me 'Those boys are heading somewhere in an ambulance' Which area? (Look here) 'Am-bu-lan-ce' (Where are they?) I'm late for school Give my notebook, bro Give my pen, bro Don't worry Things will turn out well Who is banging the van? - Vaiyapuri's dupe is following us - Stop Drive fast Catch us if you can Shucks! Ganesa, quick Hurry up Maruthu anna is calling us Start your auto Drink it...enjoy What's up? What are you up to? We are in the midst of a deadly chase Our team is not fit to chase First bat and set the score We will see the rest later Not that chase, bro This is a car chase What...what do you mean? The entire town is out to hit us We don't know what- - Why, da? - We are leaving town Anu and grandma are in our van We don't know what to do En route you see any police station park your van in there and rush inside Drive towards a police station Manohar anna's idea He is a jackass Do as I say Trust me on this I'll take care of everything else Watch out! Move aside Aiyo!It is safe for us go to a police station Ask him to drive there Police station has come to us! Wait, I'll be back Take care of grandma Go inside Sir, save us - They are chasing us - What is it? They are chasing us What is the problem? Don't know I'll kill you! How dare you kidnap my friend's fiance? If you barge in like this I'll lose my job How dare they kidnap a girl he is engaged to And ask you to protect them I'll hit you- Whom was she engaged to? She was first engaged to me - Don't talk out of your hat - I'll kill you 'Stop it' - Ask him, uncle - Was she engaged to you? Just because my only daughter wanted to marry you... ...I finalized the engagement But your photo with some female brought disgrace to our family That is why I called it off Even your new groom's photo is also the laughing stock - Did you cut him off? - Hey! Curb your tongue - Chill...cool down! - Who is that? Rajamanickam anna What is the problem here? They came into our town to play a match and kidnapped his daughter This is a kidnap case, huh? They should be taught a- Sir, don't hit us, please Give me the lathi Who asked you to come here? It was Manohar anna's idea But he showed his might to us Why are you hitting us, sir? Even I know your rules My father is also a policeman, sir You're accusing us of kidnapping Whom did we kidnap? Anu is in the ambulance Ask her Mahendra, bring that girl in My head is spinning Someone take me to the hospital Old lady, you are to blame Get down Get into my car I asked you to get into the car Go right now Those boys kidnapped you Isn't it so? Tell me, dear Get into the car She is getting married 4 days from now If we go to court her life will be in shambles We will close this case See you They came into our area and tried kidnapping my fiance We were unable to do anything Forget it They are gems, uncle Don't file any case I'll handle everything Call all our boys from Arasanoor and Aravakadu See you? Old tin can Look how his eyes turn red with rage! Come out, we know what to do Call 10 of our men from Andipatti Ask Anandraj anna to bring 25 men I'll show these junk fellows the power of MaruthuPandi We should play today We will win the match and show them Mahendra Chuck all of them out Go...go Clear out fast Ask that tall chap to leave How long will you be inside? We won't spare you Step outside, we will chop you to pieces Come and face us They have huge sickles and knives, sir Do something, sir 'I challenge them, come out' Let the incident take place Then we will do something Sir, they are armed Maruthu, keep your games outside the compound Okay, uncle I will handle it I will stir them like an egg beater! You send them out Can't keep you in without filing a case Clear out now Hey! White shirt You've gone through hell because of me, enough This is my life My problem I will handle it "Look who is here, on our side Lion king, best of the pride" "Listen, dude, get set He is M.G.R's grandson, you bet" I meant that as a figure of speech None of you followed me Let us go fight Kutty, listen They are all armed outside You have a girlfriend These guys are married - I don't want to die a bachelor - What is this, Cheenu? I asked you to leave Please clear out Don't disturb my work Good afternoon Bodimettu Police station - 'I'm sports minister speaking' - Sir...sir? 'Is the inspector there?' He is here 1 minute Sir, minister is on the line Heard you are threatening my boys not to play cricket there No, sir Not true at all Those boys are born to play cricket 'I have myself handed the bat and asked them to play' They breathe, talk, walk, eat, drink, live on cricket 'Not allowing them to play is a national crime' I'm not stopping them, sir Give the phone to Shark's team captain I want to talk to him Sports minister Who is the captain? Me, sir 'Bowling or fielding?' My dear boy Karthik How are you? - I am fine, sir - 'Years since we met' Yes, sir It's been ages - How is everyone? - All fine, sir 'You must come back to Chennai with the cup' Sure, sir Did they torture you in the station? No, sir Pass the phone to the inspector Sir...? Ask them to come out We'll teach them a lesson - Hey, man - Sir...? - How many overs are they playing? - 15 overs match - 15 overs? - Yes 15 overs means 6 balls an over - Inform those boys - Okay, sir I will sponsor all the 90 balls! You're providing them with security instead of thrashing them Those boys have clout in high places Try this idea of mine Defeat them in cricket and chase them out Don't I know to do that crap? From our department... ...I have sent 2 of my best men with them They won't let them go anywhere near that girl Whatever it is, we will be informed at once Don't worry, Maruthu It will all work out fine I wasn't aware of your true blue love story My sister will cry I'll somehow plan and get you married, bro I'll make sure you get married Sshhh! My wife is calling I'll mark attendance and come You seem to be well linked in high places If you can find me a posting and get me settled in Madras... ...I would like you to know I'm very happy indeed I am addressing this to you, my dear bo- My wife is calling You carry on Think it over, Kutty God is giving you a good opportunity Like these married morons... ...do you want that torturous life? I mulled over it, baby I have to experience it Then what's up? Open...open the bottle! "No one at home to tattle Dude, open the bottle!" "No one to oppose or take a stand No fear with a bottle in hand" "No one to ask us why or when? Nitwit, why think twice to open?" "We are beginning again Our 2nd innings game" "No ending from now on House party and sheer fun" "Trending throughout the night House party with pure delight" "If no wife to nag night or day we'll party in-house, hurray!" "Lifelong it's a given House party 24x7" "When she's a girlfriend the kick is different" "The kick turns iffy when she becomes wifey" "Intoxication will stick like a friend thick o' thick" "8 directions will echo fun with friends ditto" "Wives tend to be..." Drink...take another gulp Sorry, machan I took a high pitch My dear bro? Pitch as in which 'shruti'? Lakshman Shruti, music troupe! "Wives are hell's teaser" "Tipsiness is heaven's trailer" "Dive into the bottle for a breather!" "Hereafter and in all ways" "Forever and ever always" "This has no ending House party extending" "All night through trending House party never ending" "If no wife to nag nag always house party no 2 ways" "For a lifetime it's a given House party 24x7" 'V'll Win XI' team from Anaikaraipatti presents' '...Nippon Paint Cup major cricket tournament' 'Teams competing in today's match are...' '...Chennai Sharks and Usilampatti Bad Boys' 'TVS Star City is the sponsor of this match' I don't know why, machan My hands have been trembling since this morning! This early in the morning? Let's finish the match and booze this evening Not that withdrawal symptom It's a different feeling Don't know how to express 'Usilampatti Bad Boys team is entering the field' (They aren't part of the team) (They are new players) He's right, they have brought in new players They haven't played in this tournament He's Dr Raju Sundaram's son! Tamil Nadu 1st division player! How can they bring in professionals? They aren't Usilampatti Bad Boys Chennai Bad Boys! He's responsible for everything After they hit 10 runs, we snack on short eats What's happening here? Their team has all new players Not played in this tournament Already they have- This isn't right, bro They are Division players Their players are professionals from Chennai I'm also from Chennai I've never seen them in Chennai - What, Maruthu? - Correct, bro Moron, got the jitters, huh? Scared you'll lose? If you consider yourself men, prove it in the ground We'll show our power You show your true colors, go Go...don't show off! Don't create a ruckus now Show your skill in the field Carry on, old man When you buy these short eats make sure it has plenty of peanuts (You're hand in glove with them) (You won't prosper) Who is he? Foreign player? Only a local fellow He resembles Zimbabwe player Danal Thangavelu! He's the watchman for our town I've seen you somewhere Must be on TV Do you act in sitcoms? No, Indian Premier League Sunrisers, Hyderabad Hi uncle, how are you? Don't call me 'uncle' Uncle, it's such a big deal Even at this age you're playing cricket Have you bought a new bat for this match? Sarcasm, huh? The bat I won from you is so lucky for me Gives me runs by the dozen! How about this? You win this match I'll return the lucky bat to you - Will you keep your word? - Uncle, you need to win first You're very funny 'The way both the teams shoot red hot furious glances at each other...' '...it is evident their feud started long ago, since Baahubali times!' 'So this match is like...' '...the 'Battle of the Kalakeyas' 'For both sides it is bound to be touch and go' 'This young elephant is unable to pick up the coin from the ground' 'Toss was won by Bad Boys team' Heads...batting or bowling? Please go ahead and bat 'Pace bowlers of Anaikaraipatti will play with a zip zap zooming speed' 'Also from our statistics...' '...the chasing team' '...has won 89.2% of the times' 'So on the whole, looks like Usilampatti Bad Boys team...' '...has a 'L' size chance of winning the match' 'Chennai Sharks team...' '...has 'small' size chance of winning the match!' 'Giving foreign cheer girls tremors of fear in their veins...' '...our Kadagampatti's Kanaka's 'Karagatam' folk dance group' '...has entered the ground' 'Match has just begun' 'From the sugarcane plot end belonging to 'shrimp moustache' Ramasamy...' '...the bowler whose name we don't know bowls the 1st ball of this match' 'Well bowled!' 'Bang on to the stumps' 'Sharks team's captain got out in the very 1st ball' 'And is leaving the ground' 'Back to the pavilion wishing he had swung his bat like this' 'When a team of uncles play against a team of youngsters...' '...this is quite a common occurrence' 'Next batsman entering the field is uncle Gopi' Uncle, don't you want a bi-runner? 'The bowler is coming up with his next ball' Gopi, it's okay Take your time 'Well bowled!' 'Beauty!' Take singles Play patiently, no problem 'Same ball...same ball' I told you to play patiently but not at snail's pace Play with your bat 'The last 5 balls...' '...batsman has been brushing the ground, all he did was paint!' - He will be gone in this over - 'No runs scored' 'At the end of 1st over, 0 runs for 1 wicket' Where's he going? Bhoopathy, come here Any problem in the team? Call the bowler He's walking off in a huff Pccht! Don't teach us how to play Bowl...bowl 'Bowler is running from the pig farm end belonging to Sequins Sundari' Ball hit Karthi's chest with a thud' 'Excellent ball!' 'Powerful stroke from Karthik' '1 run scored' 'Next ball' 'Uncle Gopi is playing defensive on the offside' 'There's a chance for a run-out' 'Fielder flings the ball' 'Let's wait and see if it's out or not' 'Umpire raised his trunk! Sorry, raised his hand' 'Uncle Gopi is out!' 'In 1.2 overs 1 run for Sharks' 'For the loss of 2 wickets' 'Next batsman is Ezhumalai' Can only block his fast pace, da (bowling very fast) Dude, last over you took 1 wicket Take 2 in this over Just go and bowl 'Let's see if Ezhumalai will score at least 8 runs' 'He's capable of playing very well' 'Like slamming the door of a rusty old bureau, he has hit the ball' 'It's 4 runs' Bro, you said 2, right? We slammed a four The other is on its way 'Next ball' 'Like a kindergarten kid crying during admission' '...the ball went wailing in pain to the covers' '2 runs for Sharks team' - They've settled? - Slightly Bowl a slow ball He'll get out - Done - Go 'Next ball' 'Good shot, going over his head like 'Thalapakatti' sooooper catch! 'At the end of 2 overs Sharks team has lost 3 wickets' 'Scored only 9 runs' 'Next batsman is Raghu' 'They can increase the run rate only if he scores well' 'Only then Sharks can win' 'At the end of 5 overs score is 31 for 3' - Who is speaking? - This is Anu This is Gopi speaking Raghu is batting Any message? Please be quiet (Let them hit) There won't be any fielder on the offside corner - Anu called - What did she say? Her father is taking her to Tirupati to get her married tomorrow She wants you to pick her up - Let me go check - Wait, don't rush First we win the match After winning we plan to kidnap her At least let me call her now - Who will play? - He is right Want water? Please play patiently 'Next ball is kicking up' 'Is it a good shot or...?' 'Raghu hit a selfie shot and walks out like a lame duck!' - (At least you go and hit) - Play cautiously 'Next batsman is Sharks John' 'John will now add new mileage to the game' - Which number? - Last digits 32 'Next ball rushes to the covers' 'Tanjara - 4 runs' Whichever scumbag you are listen to me carefully Ganesan and my daughter are getting married You can't do anything Bloody, hang up 'It's okay if you miss this ball' 'There's another ball waiting for you' 'Batsman is getting ready to face it' 'Next ball' 'Like locking the house before the expected guest arrives, he is back' 'He's out!' 'After 8 overs score is 45 for 5' 'It's a sixer!' 'Sponsored by Minister 'dhoti' and shirts' '2 runs' 'TVS Star City Watchman hits a 4' 'Good stroke by the watchman' 'He has fallen on the ground' 'Not just the watchman His wicket is down too' 'Ball hit him all over Not just his chest' Out...out, right? How can that be out? 'He's pleading to the umpire But looks like it's falling on deaf ears' Why talk to these useless fellows? They are cheating, dude Not fair How is he out? - How is he out? - Bowler banged into our batsman Why is he throwing mud all over? Go...clear out Get out of the ground 'Sharks team has scored 55 runs for the loss of 7 wickets in 9 overs' 'After Sachin Tendulkar, to have 12 fielders surrounding him...' '...special privilege bestowed on our Flying Paramasivam, good shot!' 'Next ball' 'He came out of the crease to hit the ball Looked back to see the stump horizontal' Super hit Superb catch! 'Looked like South African cricketer Jonty Rhodes came to Anaikaraipatti...' '...dived beautifully to catch that ball!' 'Sharks team lost their 9th wicket' It's okay if you don't score but stay put at the crease We'll get runs automatically, okay? Cheenu...? - Stomach upset - Upset stomach? Take care of that later Go play now - Guard your wicket - Go play, dude Cheenu, please 1.3 more overs Play slowly, okay? 'Last wicket Cheenu is walking gingerly into the ground' 'His style and stride show he doesn't need a bat, ball or stumps' 'He'll strike of his own accord' 'Next ball' 'Beautifully played on the off side' 'Scope for 2 runs' 'They got their 1st run' 'Batsman wanted to take 2nd run' 'But Cheenu has refused saying he'll take care' 'There's a big strategy behind this' 'Cheenu has to score at least 8 runs off this ball!' 'Let's see what Cheenu intends doing' 'Oh my God! It's a wicket!' 'Thought he'll score a sixer like Dhoni' 'But Cheenu is ripped into tatters like an old gunny bag' 'Sharks team 69 all out' 'This will be a cakewalk for even the grandmas' team of Anaikaraipatti' 'This is a good score for the Bad Boys' What, Maruthu? 'An important announcement on behalf of 'V'll Win XI' team' 'Hey! Police' 'Their match will get over soon' 'Escort them safely and board them on a bus to Madras' 'For travel expenses...' '...for every sixer we hit I'll gift the Sharks 1000 bucks!' 'Tell them they can use that money to buy snacks on the way' Smart ass Maruthu...! Dude, if we lose the match... ...doubt if they will let us stay here even for a minute Hey! Why are you thinking we'll lose now? They've got us all out for 69 Can't we pack them likewise? Hear me out 'To them it is just a match' For us, it is Raghu's life His life is dependent on this match Do you know how we got the name Sharks? Do you know? At least do you know? Even I don't know! It's that ancient 'It is a symbol of our area for centuries' 'Should we leave it behind?' 'However great a player...' ...he can't predict his century Whatever the game, only that day is important Why can't today be our day? Think about it, machan Sharks has Rockers to support them If all of us pitch in our 200% best... ...we can win this game Win the cup Kidnap Anu We can do it! You bet! Is this Bombay for you? What's this? Is this the age to play cricket? Lied to all of us and playing a match here Yesterday you sent me that Quarter finals photo You don't have a bank passbook Why do you need a Facebook? You've opened Pandora's box All you aspire is to booze Have a gala time with your friends, that's all Are you even least bit concerned about us? You stick to the truth in everything But when it comes to your friends you lie glibly Enough...for all the times you have lied to me No need to play any match Come on, pack your bag Listen, enough of your story about going to Tiruppur, let's go I didn't lie, listen to me for a second please What will you say? You've come here to conduct your friend Raghu's wedding, right? No I didn't come for Raghu I didn't come for them either I came for myself They were my world until I got married Cricket was my life But today if I want to meet them just for 1 day... ...it's such a goddamn struggle! If I go to Singapore or Dubai, earn well and come back after 10 years... ...I don't even know if they will even be alive Cricket on top of this - Dude, why rake all this now? - Then what? To be the ideal son for my parents... ...I quit cricket To be a good husband... ...I ditched all my friends Today to be a good dad to my kids... ...I'm forsaking all my dreams and going somewhere It's all about compromise...compromise Won't we live for ourselves? Pazhani, what happened? Forget it That's why, these 10 days... ...I intend living for myself I'll behave like how I did before I was married I'll drink with them, play cricket, paint the town red, the whole works After that, whether it is 5 years or 10 or 15 ...I'll work my butt out for you But today... ...I will not step out now I'll come only after playing this match We are late for the match Come on, boys 'The Nippon Paints Grand cricket tournament sponsored by Vaa Vandha XI 'Teams competing in today's match are-' 'Sharks team just got more than an earful from their wives' 'They are entering the ground now' 'Mrs Ganguly, Mrs Sachin Tendulkar...' '...Mrs Dhoni, Mrs Anil Kumble' 'We would've seen all of them on TV' 'For the 1st time Maruthu TV is telecasting the wives of Sharks team players on TV' 'Fantastic shot, 4 runs' 'Bad Boys have taken 4 runs off the 1st ball' 'What a shot! Sponsored by Otto' 'It's a four' Come on, dude 'Great shot!' 'We thought Parama will fly in mid air and catch...' '...he backtracked to disaster' Before he bowled, he could've stood in that position, right? Zip your lips please 'Bad Boys team has scored 15 runs' 'Bad Boys are really bad!' 'Our watchman bowled' 'It rolled and how Straight for a 4' 'Instead of 'however you bowl I'll hit' 'I'll hit if you just bowl' 'Bad Boys team is beating the Sharks team hollow' 'Bad Boys team has scored 33 in 2.1 overs' You missed an easy catch Get lost, you- It's all a wasted effort As soon as we lose... ...they'll pack us back home They'll get Anu married tomorrow My stars are not well aligned Nothing of that sort God is up there He'll take care of everything 'If this match goes this way...' '...in another 3 overs Bad Boys will wrap the match under their armpits!' 'Actually this match was gaining momentum' 'But rain has slowed down the pace' To play this lousy game of cricket... ...he gave such a soul stirring emotional speech! The way you spoke all my anger evaporated But the way you played now I feel like strangling you Don't worry, Selvi We'll win this match for sure Oh really? Tell me about it! They've scored 33 runs of 3 overs How is it possible to win? Okay, you know he's swinging every ball... ...you could've bowled a spin In your match, don't you have fielding restrictions? Dude, it's very simple When you bowl... ...think your wife is batting Move aside Why are you playing like this? Looks like you will stop Raghu's wedding with ease You know he's coming out to hit Then why do you bowl short pitch? Bowl full length Most important, make sure off side is covered No one in your team knows to bowl a yorker, huh? What is this? Your dad was Sharks team's captain too Now you're also in his shoes You've bragged to me about how you've won many tough matches single handed Just 1 man, you're enough to win this match 'Glad news to everyone Rain has stopped' 'The clouds have gone home' 'The cement bag covers are being removed' 'Pitch is slightly wet' 'Like layers of powder needed for a girl's face...' '...this pitch needs even more to be able to resume play' Can't stand this bulldozer's antics! He is unable to bend Then why is he claiming to present a pitch report? He's being XL funny! 'Both the teams have come to the ground' '33 runs in 2.1 overs' 'Even if they hit 3 runs per over...' '...Bad Boys team can win this match casually' Ball won't move too much in this wet pitch Bowl aiming the stumps slowly Do not bowl full toss I think they're planning how to run away from this town without anyone noticing 'In the gap when rain stopped...' '...you must have stuffed yourselves with peanuts and corn to your tummies' content' 'Pazhani is getting ready to bowl the 1st ball' 'He spins like twisting a pretzel for Christmas' 'As if the ball had boozed, it fell flat and hit the stumps with a stagger' 'Bad Boys team has lost their 1st wicket!' 'Next batsman to enter the field is their captain Hari' 'He's former West Indies captain S.N.Surendar's son' 'As predicted he hit on the off side' 'But since out field is wet...' '...the ball is like a 'jamun' soaked in sugar solution!' 'Falling like a corpse' 'We can finish the match in 2 overs flat with 4s and sixers' 'Know the calculation of Duckworth-Lewis?' 'Subtract 200 from 333, multiply by 432, divide by 2 and add 4' 'Tell me the answer' 'Don't know? Shut up then' 'Pazhani is bowling the next ball' 'Batsman is coming out of the crease to hit' 'Ball goes right into the hands of our watchman' 'Our watchman has safe hands Bad Boys won't handle this well' - Ball isn't bouncing, sir - Pitch is fine - They don't know to bat - Ball is very low 'Sharks team is playing very well' 'For the 1st time Bad Boys team feels the pressure and is letting off steam' 'After the rain, this pitch is supporting Sharks team' 'Next Raghu is bowling' 'Fantastic shot Ball high up in the air' 'Our watchman doesn't keep an eye on our town alone' 'His hawk eyes caught the ball' '39 for 4 after 7 overs' 'Watchman bowls Well hit by the batsman' 'But our watchman makes it a point to catch' 'In Australia it's called 'sledging' In India it's the fine art of licking!' '42 for 4 after 8 overs' Hey! Try batting from the other end Calling me 'uncle', huh? Let's see your handwork! 'They need to score 22 runs in 23 balls' 'Let's wait and watch if Bad Boys team can pull it off' 'He hits the ball and picks up a single' 'But Pazhani isn't throwing the ball' 'Don't know why he is acting pricey now' 'Like a random chap benefitting on his phone with someone else's top up' 'Pazhani has given a similar unnecessary overthrow' 'Karthik is running like a mini jumbo truck driving over twisted wires on the ground' 'Excellent ball' 'Bad Boys team is unable to play it' Stay put and play Stick to singles Ask the fielder in the covers to go back Dude, move right Why show off like this when you'll surely lose? Watch your tongue - I'll break your teeth - I'll handle them 11 runs off 10 balls Karthik's next ball 'Like asking his grandma if he should play this ball or not...' '...before he could think, like the auto in Madras, it swerved and hit the stump' Hey, not out 'Only 9 more balls left' '11 runs needed' 'Only 2 wickets on hand for Bad Boys team' 'Like a finance company conning everyone next ball sailed to a smooth 4' '6 balls 7 runs' 'If you look at both the teams...' '...they are under full pressure' 'Way beyond the pressure even a pressure cooker can take' Excellent ball, Gopi! '5 balls remaining 7 runs needed' 'But only 2 wickets on hand' 'Uncle Gopi is bowling the next ball' 'Ball is bouncing towards the boundary' 'Like a friend paying for the 'biryani' we hogged... '...Bad Boys' fans are very happy' '4 balls left and 3 runs to win' 'Uncle Gopi is ready to bowl the next ball with a lot of prayers' 'To the off side' 'Like a slap on the ears by the Science teacher, Hari slams it' 'Ball is high in the air' 'Still in mid-air' - You crossed the boundary line - Thanks...thanks a lot Just like the Math teacher knuckling our heads, ball fell on Cheenu's head Who hit my head? '- You crossed the boundary line - Thanks...thanks a lot' Be ready with your bat Come...come Let's group hug! After knocking Cheenu's skull I caught it before it hit the ground Thank you Thank you so much '3 balls remaining 3 runs to be scored' 'But only 1 wicket on hand' 'If someone is a heart patient don't watch this match' 'Tension has built up' 'Go home' 'Go home, da' 'Next ball by uncle Gopi' 'Terrific fielding' '2 balls left but 3 runs needed' 'As far as I know, this is the 1st time in Theni district...' '...this match will have a nail biting finish' 'Soooper, Ezhumalai!' 'Like Bangladesh captain Shahrukh Khan, well fielded' 'Only 1 ball left but 3 runs needed' Dude, look at the gap Play according to the ball You can easily hit Go, play 'If the batsman strolls like he's fetching milk for his house...' '...he will certainly get out!' 'Outstanding victory for Sharks team' Uncle, here's your bat Soooper match, uncle You played brilliantly Give us a treat Hey Raghu! You played a soooper game Great job! 'Ganesan and my daughter are getting married' 'You can't pull any strings to stop it' - Raghu - Bro...? - Why are you looking so dull? - I don't know what to do They are getting Anu married in Tirupati tomorrow How can they do that? I'll come with you Tonight we will kidnap Anu Why do you worry? Your good heart deserves a good life Trust me Let's go 'In tomorrow's Finals' '...'V'll Win XI' will face Sharks team' 'In this tournament Sharks team is in superb form' 'So I'm hoping this time they will win the Nippon Paint cup' 'And earn the name 'champion team' in the whole of Theni district' 'We will know tomorrow the fate of 'V'll Win XI' as their name implies' 'Meet you tomorrow, the D-day' 'Until then signing off is...' 'Badava Gopi' Dad...? Get ready fast We are going to Tirupati now You said this afternoon? I changed my mind Get ready Dad- Why aren't you ready as yet? Uncle is calling non stop Get ready fast Don't go overboard - Soften your footsteps - You will wake up the neighborhood On top there To this side Okay, go - How can I climb on top? - You try climbing I'll hoist you Watch your step How do you think I can climb this? Shut up Isn't it too high? Do you want a ladder? Other than cricket if you try any other mischief in town... ...didn't I warn you I'll throw you out of town? Come, da 'This tournament which has been happening the past 8 years...' '...till now only 'V'll Win XI' has taken the cup home' 'This time...' '...Sharks team should win this cup' 'Change history' 'Whether they will create any scientific reco-' Bro, time's up Match is about to start I've been trying to reach the boys No one is picking up No one is here either You should have brought them along I assumed we will win the cup and I'm coming straight from the printing press This watchman is also nowhere to be seen Chief guests have arrived How long do we wait? - Toss the coin - Hey, come here Getting late We need to toss We'll be right there Discussing if we should bat or bowl Give me 5 minutes If you aren't here in 5 minutes, I'll strike your team Getting late for the match So irresponsible Give me your phone Start the match Hey! Come in for the toss and then decide whether to bat or bowl Otherwise I'll announce Maruthu team has won First go for the toss, bro Lord Ganesha, please save me 'Finally after praying to God...' '...to start the game Sharks team's captain' '...Aravind is entering the field' 'But his team members-' How come none of them are here! - Heads or tails? - Tails 'Coin is being tossed' Tails it is 'Sharks team has won the toss' You've won the toss Look over there Hey! Where are you? Looks like there will be a big ruckus here People from Anu's house are coming with weapons When you come to the ground, be safe Dude, we are all safe You take care of your safety What are you saying? Don't share it with anyone We've abducted Anu! Why are you getting tense? Listen to me You could be heroes in the city But in rural areas, I'm the hero Do you get it? Our team is the # 1 team Only we will win the cup Hey...! Under the pretext of cricket or cup ...tomorrow morning if I see any of you near the ground ...I'll bury you in that same spot Do a good job of taking that girl away Kutty, maybe he is talking about Swapna Sundari? If you mention the name Swapna Sundari again- You're my friend You're my best friend! - Let go - Shall we both go to Goa? - Do you want to come? - Get hold of him Look there Give way Hey...! What is happening? I already told you We got Anu We have just crossed Madurai bypass Sorry, dude We had no other option You play that match with great difficulty... ...and somehow try to win Bag the cup too Become a VIP in life Signal is weak here - Cut the call...! - Dai...? Poor Aravind You abandoned him Why feel sorry for him? Such an old jackass! Roaming around aimlessly Obsessed with cricket, ditto what he was in Chennai 28 Part I He won't reform For him that Vayapuri dupe is his best match Anu's family will know by now we've kidnapped her What if they make a beeline to Raghu's house? How...? In our area? In Chennai 28? Let them come We'll handle them in Part III Tell them we are here We are back in action Announce we are back in action same way we went 10 years ago Chennai 28, da!! subtitled by rekhs assisted by harini "Saroja, show off your stuffff...!" "Do you know who kept her as his lady love for pleasure?" "If her name I specify will the list magnify" "Nizam of Mysore Ministers and some more" "Cherished her as their own treasure" "Glam-doll glamorous" "Who has you as his mistress?" "Dream-girl gorgeous" We won't feel ashamed to lose the game Come and say it loud and clear I was damn serious, da "No need to learn this It's Cupid's art of bliss" "You'll never forget this art Why worry, sweetheart?" "This firecracker is dynamite Light the spark, let it ignite" Raghu is missing You go and look for him that side How can I search? Look at my slipper! "Honey, you were born to delight us" 'Machi, open the bottle' In your match don't you have fielding restrictions? I prefer the rain to this torture! "Mesmerizing missy" Get outside!! "You make magic, sweetie" "Blue dreams you weave, honey" 'The Love of Humanity' Shot ready Nobody there, right? - Pa - What...? You wanted fenny from Goa Here you are How much did I give you? 5000 bucks - How many did you get for 5000? - Got 2 - Did you pay the shopkeeper? - Yes - How many did he give? - 2 Of the 2, 1 is here Where is the other? This is the other one! How atrocious, sir We didn't go anywhere We are right here! We will continue to be here Deal with it! |
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