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Chunkzz (2017)
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It's terrible to be run out when you're batting well. It may happen because of your own fault... ...or because of your partner's mistake. Tobacco harms you when you smoke... ...or someone else smokes around you. Be smart. Stay away from tobacco. Don't be run out. Which goddamn building is this! Take off the cooling glass and look, you dumbhead! Oh, it's our college!! If not submitted today.. Where are you girls going? Got to submit assignment today. Shall submit the assignment together. Its this Riyaska words As you say. You got two challenging questions from this Riyaska today. Efforts gone in vain! Do it later. Dude, come here. It's final year. At least now try to learn some attitude! Attitude won't work in such cases! Got to have some glamour also. Poor guys! I'm going, guys- Hey, don't misunderstand me. Let's go. You deserve it for befriending CS rascal! - Didn't bathe today? - Drive the car. Reached Cemetery! - What is this? - G0t Ji0's Wifi? What is wrong with them? Some are reading, some are fidgeting. Yes! What to say about this Jolly Miss!? - She wishes to see me every now and then! - As if!! Do I look so handsome? It's not that. Jolly miss calls you to check if I'm here! You go and tell her I'm here. Sure. Let me go and chat with her for sometime and be back. - What is going on there? - VIVA! Very good. See and learn. - Last question. - Miss! Where is the bearing? Gone awry! - Where? - Show. Protect me O Lord! - Is this the one , sir? - Very good. It's the right answer Athmaram'.! - You can go now. - Okay sir. Yes!! Miss, see you later, ok Thus I become the pride of this college Your head ache is gone? No sir, it still pains badly Let's have Viva tomorrow. Hmm...drink tea. Thank you sir I only asked you to drink tea, why did you take vada? Oh sorry, sir. I didn't know you like vada so much. Get lost from here. Why the hell I offered you tea? You will never ever pass this exam! Shall I take this? Why wasting it? Anyway I am not going to pass in the exam Go and eat Can't you tell me if you like this vada so much? Won't I give mine? Where is your house, miss? Vadakara! - Really? - H mm. - What happened to Viva, dude? - It's reduced to a vada! Only this fool passed in our group! - Then, you owe us a treat today! - What? Our parents send us here to study well -and not to become wayward! - Kill that bastard! Don't thrash me. Ok, will give you treat. Take the Car. There are no girls What a time is this, dear No girls, no girls, no girls I searched till my eyes ached To see a beautiful girl No way, no way, no way She need not be like moon She need not be very beautiful For namesake, at least I must have one, O God "In every corner there are girls" But not one for me This work is tough O my God Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz There are no girls, what a time is this, dear No girls, no girls, no girls I searched till my eyes ached to see a beautiful girl No way, no way, no way Though there is no one to give company, Chunkzz are always near me Even if I get thrashes or I burn with pain Chunkzz will give their hearts at once Even if that girl I got with ardent prayers dumps me, Always Chunkzz who give their hearts are with me. Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz, Chunkzz Mummy, tea. Hello. We are waiting outside, buddy come.. Come inside, guys. Have breakfast and go. - Calls to take breakfast! - Give that to me. O my dear friend! No need You want your mother to scold us? Here everything is fine There are Pancakes and Egg roast for breakfast. Please come. - Hot pancakes, friend. - Really? Riyas, pancakes and Egg roast! Tell him we are coming. Here we are, dude! Hi dad! Both are gorging well. Vagabonds reached at the right time! Don't you get food from home? Wow, 699! Your craving for egg still not stopped, you idiot? Dad, egg is good to let off the gas! Yes, my grandpa's gas also went after the egg got stuck in his throat! Well dad, I want some money for studying Viva! Study what? For Viva! Oh...Education cost is too high! Last week you took money for buying assembly I bought timetable for that. Every day you are... How much money do you want now? -1 O..1 O - COS1:S RS.1 OOOO! 10000?! To get the best Viva, it will cost that much. Yes uncle, I also got it for that cost only. You can afford, your father is an NRI But I'm a poor real estate broker Do one thing. Go for second hand one, for Rs.3000! Poor man! Then go for second hand only. - Mummy..Pancakes are over.. - Mummy.. - What is it? - Get it quickly. Got too much of work. Goddamn work! Don't provoke my anger If you come here in a form like yesterday, then you my son, will never step into this home, mind you. No mummy, I told them not to take drinks But they forced me...especially him. Hey, you will get from me! Oh! So you guys are spoiling my child! Yes we admit that! But who spoils his father, tell me mummy? Why coming to me now? You don't say anything. Let them go, I will take you to task Like father, like son. When everyone can abstain from drinks attending divine retreat, Why can't your dad alone do it? That is the problem. Shut up and go! You shut up and stuff the egg! DEPARTMENT OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING Dude hurry up, it's miss Sonia's class! Sit at the front..run.. - Good morning, miss. - May I come in? Yes Thank you, miss. All are present! Have we come to a wrong class? No wonder Sonia's miss class is houseful! - Come - Get your seat Thank you. Are you basking, you dog? Get up, please. Sit at the back But you guys are usually back benchers! You go and sit. Never let others to study - You here? - Sonia is my darling, Athma! - Get away! - Don't dare tell me. Sit there if you wish to. Present miss. Here she comes! O God! Tender breeze keeps blowing! Oh no! - Can I sit at the corner? - No Hmm, all are present today - Thank you very much! You can go. - Ok sir. Here comes the bloody Jose! Showing yourself financing college tricks to this Government Engineering College passed out man Excuse me, sir, why did Sonia miss leave? Asking why? Not only you, I know how to bring your dads also to my class. Sit down. It's fine even to prank with Sony miss - Sir! - Yes. Can I take leave, sir? You sit down there No sir, I belong to CS - Pardon! - Computer Science! Yes I know! Searching for a Chalk while sitting in a chalk mountain..bloody fool!! Sit down. Bird watching in Mech despite having pretty girls in CS! - Stay there. - You deserve it! Hi students! Today we are discussing about factors influencing breaking effect! Sure I'll break his neck today What is cos(90 - ?)? Eh! Oh no! Cos(90 - ?)? Sin? No ba ba ban. Without knowing basic fundamentals how you reached up to final year? - I pity you! - I forgotten Sit down. Let me see if I can teach you! Don't know fundamentals? Come out, I will show you. All positive Sin positive Tan Positive and Cos positive Gain what studying all these! You will get only cattle feed atlast! Having studied this way, nothing got into your heads I believe! So, let's forget that method. A for Anuradha.. S for Silk T for Tamanna! Close your mouth And C for Catherine Teresa Interesting? - Fantastic! - Yeah Yes sir. - Lovely? - Yes, sir. They were the trends of some phase of time Stick onto this order it will never ever go away from your memory Sir, one minute. Yes - One doubt - Yes Doubt?! Can I change Silk to Shakeela? I mean..if change to Shakeela..in driving school.. Being a Mech student.. Will also be quite easy to study. Thank God! Atleast now you opened your mouth Thanks! Sit down. Change it whoever you like - Silk, Shakeela - Who else you said" ah, Sunny Leone! - Really? - Yes - Thank you, sir. - I'm offering you - Thank you, sir. Sir, Pappichan arrived -inform that I will give a call. - Ok sir. Why do you wish to see me urgently? Get in, I will tell you. What is the problem? What is the problem, buddy? I'm really in a fix Oh, is this the problem! Since sometime, I was also wishing to have drinks with you. Good I'm in a big tension, you know. What happened? If possible, we should not send our children to Bangalore for studies It's true, boss. But whom do you have in Bangalore? Came to know from this week's magazine about the Bangalore enjoyment Shut up, you rascal! Come to the point. I'm not able to sleep also because of this tension, am in that much pressure. - I've bigger tension than you - What? I struck a land deal and unable to make the payment Your goddamn land dealings!! When my life sucks here, you talking about your land dealings? Then, tell me what is your problem! Who else will I say if not you. Dude, you know my daughter Riya.. ...has got an affair. Do something and get that ready. Simple! Show me the person, I will get it done. - Really? - Yes Her intimate friend ...College mate! Came home insisting strongly to marry her! Where is the person now? I somehow convinced and made him stay in my flat - In our flat? - Yes Matter is too simple! Needn't worry at all. Do one thing, give me 30 has 30 has'? Not as a loan, as my fees. Shall sort this out and clean this away, deal! Won't you resolve it? This Varkey has only one word .. Deal or no deal? OK Now, next question Have you heard (King) RAJA drink milk, is it? Which DOOT(Milk) does RAJ drink? Don't know? Rajdoofl! Now comes next question..a bit challenging one! Which PAL(milk) PRINCE drinks? Don't know? O my Rasiya! Move away your scarf and think! Shall I say? It's PRINCIPAL! She doesn't know anything..Dumbhead! You have good sense of humour I guess! Not such. Occasionally. Got it out of learning or by inheritance? Will you just shut up? Hangs around with pretty girls with ugly looks! Enough of stuffing! Get away, don't stare I also don't wish to talk to a nasty creep like you. - Hey.. - Leave me, Rasiya - You.. - Thank you. - I will debit your account - In Riyas account! Here is Riyas lkka. - You here? - Yes dude - We were looking out for you. - Tell me. Like last time, won't you be the goal keeper this time also? Don't worry, We'll excel! These pals want me for everything! Riyas lkka is your best player in your team, is it? He's not in our team. Plays for the opposite team. We are Mechanical! It will be easy for us if he is the goalkeeper Can tease him after hitting goals. Is it enough? I will be here, see you. They lost the last match after I scored eight goals alone that is why they are jealous. Sinner! - Riyas lkka! - Yes, tell me. Got cricket match this evening. Won't you come? Can't start the game without you. Definitely I will come. Else who will pick the balls for us other than lkka! Picks up the ball in a jiffy! Excellent picker!! You are really a Judas! Don't get me? He is our ball picked! Joking! Might have hit 8 sixers in the last match of his over, that is why he is jealous, right? I hit 6 sixers and your dad hit the last 2 sixers! Let's move, Rasiya, Come. Needn't stay here for a minute also, come. - Get off you! - Get going home! - Taken a Tarpaulin? - What for? Likely to rain! We'll swim inside the car then - Go by bus tomorrow. - Stop..Stop - What for? - I need to recharge - Come back soon -ol - Shall cool it? - It is too hot. Put A.C Dude! Isn't she the one who ditched you? Isn't that a pharmacy? - That blue dress! - Yes, she is the one. We must take her to task! Of course! Read that number Looking gorgeous today with green colour top! Phone is ringing - Hello - Hello sis - KPK Medicals? - Yes, tell me Sis, please take a pen and paper Give me a paper and pen! Paper and Pen! Here take. Please tell 10 packets Condom 10 Packets Whisper And also 10 packets Pampers! 10 Packets Snuggy, ok - Big order I guess. - Noted? - I did - If so, stuff that paper into your mouth and swallow, you bitch! Now nappy! Who is that? Wrong number! Interesting! Now my turn! - Hello - Hello - KPK Medicals? - Yes Take a pen and paper No pen and paper, you dog! Then pull out the paper you stuffed earlier into your mouth and write. - Again wrong number! - Hmm Can make out from your looks! - Come..Come - Hey Varkey..wait. - What are you going to do? - Simple...! - Oh no! It's not something you think! - Listen to me. You don't involve. Stay here. I will handle the rest. - Let nobody know about your coming. - Varkey, please listen to me. I will give you a whack! Stay quiet Watch this Varkey's operation, ok. Mr.. Who are you? - Sorry, I've come to a wrong flat - It's ok. OK I'd been to a wrong flat. - This's the flat. - This ? Yes - If so, then you are saved - How? He has brought another woman home! - Not him, dude - Then, you? - Not me also. - Then? - You saw a girl now, isn't it? - Yes - That girl is the boy. - What? Boy who insisted to marry my daughter, ...is this girl I will give you a tight slap, tell me clearly, you swine! This girl only insists to marry my daughter! Oh! So they are lebonese, ah! - What? - Lebonese!! No..No..My daughter is not that sort! I swear..believe me. But this girl is of that sort, that is the reason she causes all these problems. - Oh! - Yes. For the 1st time I'm handling Lebonese case! - I will operate it. - Won't you? - Definitely! - Won't you deal this? This Varkey has only one word!! - Deal or -..no deal! Oh Jesus! Hope he doesn't kill that girl! This evening at 7.30, there is an Indigo flight to Bangalore You must board in that, ok? Get yourself boarded! My dear lass! You are not aware of this Varkeyachhan's true colour! You must leave this evening! You will, ok! Come on, man..hmm.. Come on, smash her friend! Smash kicking her abdomen Excellent friend! Awesome! Deal? No deal! Why? Marry off your daughter to her! What nonsense are you talking? Good girl! Really good! Won't lack in anything. Will take good care of her. - What the hell are you blabbering? - Kick you bloody That lebonese hit my chest so hard and damaged You only said. I will surely pay you for this! Turned up like a godman's case! What did he do to her? What is wrong with him? Wait, buddy! Mummy, here comes Sikandar (character) of Punjabi House! Get off you, rascal! Don't provoke me say anything. Oh my Goodness! What happened? What was the problem? I involved in a boundary issue! Must have simply got a hit on his head! Hell with...! Girls! What happened daddy? What were you girls doing inside? Tell me. Doing combine study Combine study!! No combining and doing new studies! If you are able to do only combine-study! Call few boys . I don't mind. - Boys? - You get going home. - What are you talking? - Please get away Combine study!! My foot! Mummy, what is wrong with dad? Your dad...! Damnit! What has happened to him? When got a hit on his head, he probably gone mad I guess! Possible! Mummy, milk. Getting, son. Oh god! Why this lag, mummy? Who told him he will turn fair if he drinks milk? - Get quickly -ol Take. No saffron? No son, waste of money! Of late our comedy is not that good Keep in mind. This is more than enough for you!! That is pretty good! 2 points! How is your college doing? After putting me up in a hopeless college, asking how is it doing? Total failure! Really? Pappichayan's daughter is also joining that college only Shall I ask him to stop? Oh God! Mummy, I was joking It is really a superb college. What? Experienced teachers for scoring good marks, Job opportunities, ample playground Enough! Don't make it a bit over. Hell with his playground! Not necessary, is it? She is joining your college only. Always keep an eye on her, ok. Why only my eye, behind her, there will be loads of eyes!! - What? - H mm Fragrance in the breeze here! What... A Stink. Dear.. What is this? - Unseen in the earth - Oh it was that! Father says our future is in our hands But use it with care, ok.. Such a big one? - Look at this pal! - What is it , dude? - This stone might have come out while I was peeing!-Ugh! It's a cockroach repellant you fool! Is it? So, it's confirmed I have no kidney stones. - What dude? Any obscene bits - Get lost! To keep watching full pieces we are not your dad, scoundrel! All my search on the Facebook has been a failure. She left for Dubai at a very young age. Haven't met her since.. Now she must have grown into a chic! No way! Good looking ones in childhood lose all that when they grow up! Shut up! Let me see Look at Rome! Neither handsome then nor is he now'.! Shut up, give back the photo You guys are unaware of her background Only if we have seen her, can we say if she has a background or not. Dude! She was born with a golden bum in her mouth. - Golden Bum? - Golden SPOON! That's it...Oh my.. You all sit here. I'll meet her at the stairs.. Shall let all know.. Luckless guys! Come, leis move. Conscience less guy.. Why the hell did I chose MECH? lam really fed up of this life Dude! A lissome figure! When you said, I never expected so. - She is in the Canteen now. - Canteen? Pal! Gorgeous Chic! Has moved to the C Block. C Block Hey, stop. C block is left from here - Which department classroom is this? - It's the Library, you fool Really? Fantastic! Do we get magazines like Fire and Muthuchippy? No! Get away. Those guys pulled fast on us! She is nowhere here. I can't run anymore. Ask her to come and get acquainted me. Oh! Let's move. Don't leave me, I just joked. Shall kill those guys if get them on my hands! Who the hell does he think to fool us? Here comes Pinky. Pinky +m +m. Pinky Rome. Rome. - Hi! I'm Yudas - Oh, I'm Riya I'm Atma..(Soul) Not AtmauAtmaram Atma is enough - Which Department, Riya? - I'm Mech Oh Mech! Mech it seems! OH WHAT , MECH?! Here is our Mech's queen! O my goodness! Come let's rejoice! Move away! NO ENTRY FOR WOMEN STOOOP Welcome my dear..come in Hey Pinky, hasn't your Course got over yet? If call me Monkey, Pinky, I will shove out your balls. - Just call me Riya - I will call you Riya only There we have. Don't let anyone here know that I'm older to you by 2 years, okay Me... telling them...? Isn't it between us... Are you not on facebook? I searched a lot I deactivated! Some louses are there to send messagesl! So are you on whaisapp? Take off your hands! No whaisapp number, get away There is a Mech group in Whaisapp It is just a boy's group! Pretty Nasty Nothing useful! I will drop her to the hostel, you carry on . - No, if goes alone she will lose her way - No I wouldn't lose the way. You leave. Dude my luggage is kept there. - I will get them - I will get them Pinky, He is Riyas Pinky he is the most well known flirt of this college Rascal who wouldn't even buy a sack of grain for his own family.. Come. Thank you so much dear. Give me the bag. I will carry Don't touch, I will kill you. If I could carry them till here, I can also carry them till the hostel. See, Pinky? Let me go with him Which is this haystack vehicle? - My Dream Queen! - Which Queen! Das, Who is this blockhead? I don't know! Whoever she may be, I'm okay Hi! Wow! What a surprise! What is this surprise visit? Just like that. This is Sherin. We were together in Bangalore. What brings you here? I had some work here. Moreover it's her first day here. I could as well as meet her then. Will you return today itself to Bangalore? What? - Would you return today itself? - Why? Simply asked. You can spend a couple of days with us too Please" - Come, let's go. - Yeah, let's go Wear this glasses! Dust may fall Don't use that. He bought it for mere 50rs at a church festival Wear this new Rayban glasses of mine. - How is this? - Nice. Please keep my luggages in the hostel - Let's go - See you then Give way. - What's this, girl! - Is it a flirt's state meeting here? Pal, please carry this Keep my bags in the hostel Please carry it, dude Thought of impressing her all alone, is it? You do it yourself. Let's move, pal Get off you. HEAVEN Dude, stop! What are you doing with Guitar? One of the strings is bit loose Must get that done. Of late all your strings are causing too much problems No, only when seeing you. That isn't quite good character, okay May be to impress her! I will set you right, dude Riya is the pride of our department Yes! You are right Not yours! You belong to a different department You noticed one thing, Riya! How matching are our names! If add a S to Riya..it's Riyas! If cut of the Ri, then he is just an Ass! Needn't have to sing a song It will create more trouble if Jose sir sees this - Take it. - Wow! Thank you. See this! His usual trick! - Hey Atmaram.. - What is it? - Hi - Hi Riyas, come here for a minute. - Both of you. - What for? Come here. Riya, just a minute, I will be back now. Will be back now, guys What brings you here? Both of us were giving Riya company You giving company to Riya!! We are here for that. Get away I already warned him. Where are you going, sir? You stay here. When you didn't have money to contribute funds yesterday, How could you afford to buy her a diary milk today? That money was given by my mother for buying medicines. So you bought her a chocolate with that money, ah! A classic Malayalam song especially for Riya! When I chased one, another one comes! I will surely kill all of you, watch! Guitar strings are a bit loose! Tuning also gone If talk about tuning.. - You know to play? - Yes, he also plays well. - But not using Guitar. - No, I beat drums excellently As if! Riya, come with me, I got to say something. - Do I? - Hmm, come. Move your leg, dude Now relieved! Are you trying to impress her with this? I will break this into pieces. I will kill you, don't dare touch this. Please don't come here without wearing a overcoat! All are very bad guys. That's why Why does a Mech Queen need a overcoat? Yes, you are right. Why an overcoat.. Why do you have tension now ? Coming, sweetheart! Shall we begin? I'll take you to task "O Moon, do you have a small casket of mandhara flowers, rubies Jolly miss is okay now Jose Sir.. - What's it? - Too much of disturbance in class! - I'm not able to study - When did you start studying? - I thought of starting from today - As if! How can I study? Yudas is staging a musical concert in the classroom with Guitar! - In Classroom? Musical concert? - Yes, Yes sir You carry on, sir. I will be back now. - Indisciplined fools! - You have to suspend them Only you will be able to control them. Get inside, sir.. When waves of ecstasy rise in the heart, silence sings a small casket of mandhara flowers I'm sorry sir. We won't repeat this. Sorry sir. Sir, sorry sir. In the platter of vegetables, one potato grandma said This dumbhead is awesome! Little one, have food in the leaf bowl and swing. In the platter of vegetables, one potato grandma said Little one, have food in the leaf bowl and swing. ...have food in the leaf bowl and swing.. ...have food in the leaf bowl and swing.. - I will kill you today! - Sorry sir..sorry Okay enjoy, but discipline! Carry on. Mass...a deadly mass! What have you done, sir? Rather than lying on the road sloshed out Try to learn such performing arts! Okay? All the best Bullshit Playing Cards is injurious to health! Should be displayed in the beginning of the films What is the need? People are losing plenty of money because of that. Even smoking does not cause so much loss of money As if you had given money! Get lost you. - What is gnawing you? - Stop it, man! Go and wear your brassieres and come. What sort of a guy he is? I guess Boney have a relationship with a girl Asking if he could meet her tomorrow Who is that girl? I will surely come.. Tell the truth, to which girl are you chatting over the phone? I called my mom not allowing me in at home, you idiots. What sort of guys you are? So rFY Always think this - Pal, I'm leaving - Where do you go? I need to recharge my phone Usual trick! Escapes when asked for his share! - Is it enough if I give my share! - When will you give? - Next month, okay? - Get off you, beggar. Who took away the lighter? - It's with me - What is this? Light a cigarette. I think numbers of cards have been decreased - Sherin is calling. - Sherin? - Yes, Sherin - Please give me the phone - Give me please - No, I will attend. Sflence - Hello Sherin - Where are you? - I'm in Heaven - Heaven? I meant my hostel Come quickly to the entrance of the Ladies hostel Ladies...What for? Please da What she said? Calling me to ladies hostel - Ladies hostel? - I'm leaving Sherin Seeing her! Not getting sleep at night! I don't feel good without seeing her. Me too! - But I will sleep peacefully tonight.. - How? I saw you Don't you remember me? I'm Riyas from cherupalassery What am I supposed to do for that? - Stand aside What is your problem? I want to see her. - So you want to see her? - Yes - This Yudas will take you. - Take off your hand What nonsense! Don't you know visitors are not allowed during night hours It's just a cheap show of his! - Then Scale the wall! - What? At night hours? That is asking for trouble! Isn't it enough to meet her tomorrow? Who is this Amul baby? Get away One of our distant friend. Don't mind him, Come. Come let's go - Stay here and eat grass - Come pals! Don't leave me alone. It's a ladies hostel. May frighten me! Come on, put your feet on my shoulder and scale Oh God! She weighs too heavy - Hey, hold me. - Was it you, dude? You beggar! Bend down dude! Climb sister Hold me please Sherin, step on with your right feet and climb You dog, leave me. Riyas leave her Why did you grab me? You asked to hold If asked to hold, is it on the butt you've your hands on, rascal? That was the one I first saw, what can I do? Happy Birthday, dear. No one should make noise. Go slowly Why do you walk this way? Bend down and move. It is us who will get into trouble, not you. This is quite interesting! Why don't we visit all the time? Shut up you dog Something there. Sherin, you love to scale down the wall, is it? I'll show you dog Shut up You rascal Trouble...Run away. What are you girl shouting? Sherin, who is this? Is that Atma on the top? Hey, what are you doing here? Why are you guys here? Any marriage function here? Is this your recharge shop? I often come here to recharge - No hot scenes here, get away - You could've called us also Oh Sherin! Please don't mistake me. I came to clear my doubt. When did you come? Are you fine? I want to see Riya. Where is she? She is here. Climb up Sister, you climb first. I will hold you. Get away you I hold you, climb These idiots are a big nuisance now Look there What is it? Jolly miss and Sony miss are in great form Oh Lord , Look Rasiya there. Anybody will fall upon seeing this. Take the phone Hey, If you capture, I will kill you You filth, get away - Hello - Hello - I'm in your hostel - Where? I'm waiting in the sunshade of the room where you and your friends are now. Come immediately. Just a minute. - Hi Riya - Why you here? I can't stay without seeing you. - You came alone? - Those guys are also there. Is it over? - Take that glass - Shut up please Thief...Thief!! - Escape! - Go go... Get away Let me climb down first - That is the real girl - Wh0? Sherin! What a boldness! - Must love such a kind of a girl! - For what? Can get rid of your friendship, is it? She is a best match for him Never bathes at all, isn't it? Good morning boys Hi my dear. We boys are really pathetic! What a celebration in your hostel yesterday Was it a Church fest! You are not aware of girls! - We always have a good bash! - I knew it earlier If dare come there.. When did Sherin leave yesterday? She left early morning itself Why did you bring her to the hostel? Actually it was not us. She took us there. Would we do such a thing? Come, I got something to tell you. What's it? Although she is my best friend, Of late I feel there is some change in her behavior. No more friendship with her, ok? OK I take leave? Pal, look there Did you notice the girl at the centre She keeps staring at me. As if she got no other jobs to do other than minding you! You watch, she will glance at me while passing this way, bet? Let's see What a stink, Riyas? Can't you go to the toilet? You have to consult a doctor Riyas! Give up eating potatoesH Go to the toilet and come. If give a whack.. What happened, Riyas lkka? Your father died, idiot Wow! Very good. What a tough question paper is this! HEAVEN Hello Riya, what happened Why don't we go for a trip? I'm terribly bored here All are going home here - Going for a trip? - Yes Why don't we go to Goa then? Full of familiar people are there - Fully on! - But I hardly have any money If parents come to know, it will cause trouble Money? Don't worry, I will take - Let's go-Call them also then This won't work out if we call them Why? They don't have money with them. Then the trip will be cancelled Okay, what is your plan then? Nothing will work as planned Let's leave immediately Ok. So we shall leave, is it? Of course! Shall we leave? Okay da Okay. Excellent! Hey Dudes Riya and I are travelling to Goa To Goa? Pal! He is going to Goa along with her - What - Tell him we are also joining - Dudes it is not the kind of trip you are thinking about - What else? Both of us are going on a honeymoon What...Going on a Honeymoon.. So don't keep calling in between and disturbing us, bloody fools! What did he say? He is going on a honeymoon. - Honey moon, is it? You needn't worry then - Why? Must have taken him as her driver, else what? To Goa as if!!! With him they may be travelling local! Exactly! He and Goal! "O bird, my heart is stolen if my heart is stolen, O God "O bird, my time has come "if my time comes, O God" Is this a dream or real? "It is real, but is it a dream?" Whoever hears this will not believe it "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "O bird, my heart is stolen "if my heart is stolen, O God" When we laugh, play, take bath and stand drenched Life Jingalala, life jingalala The time when we rub our wings with desire and throbbing heart Life jingalala, life jingalala We flew high like colourful kites, as we wished "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa Would Premaettan have slept! Eh.. so you know him? Know him! Just watch! - I will set the room and be back - Okay! Stay here. Slept off? Brother Prem..Brother Prem.. Brother Prem I swear, I was not me who peeped this time O my Premettan! It's me Remo! Oh it is you! Why so late? Got late! ls the room set? Yes! I've set an excellent honey moon suite especially for you Fantastic! A bit costly! For a couple of days Ok! Cost doesn't matter in such moments Get the room keys ready, I will be back now. - Shall bring her and come. -ol Hand over the room key - Who is this? - Aunt's son! Aunt sent him over to build himself up. So it will take some time.. Riya! Come on man Keys.. Keys please See you, good night. Stay here. You go, dear We have an unhindered relationship I can show you the room You go dear. Just walk straight Don't shut the door, I will come soon. Last time when you came nothing worked so you have come in with all set up, naughty boy! She is my girl friend. We understand everything Still how did you managed to get her? Haven't I told you brother Prem it is not in the looks... Eh.. It is in the work! Yeah. Teach him that! It's late night. Let me sleep. - Work well then. - Ok! Thank you. Spoilt others sleep! Hmm..His fortune! That even I have? Must be bathing! Let her bathe What if I peep? Na.. That will make me a typical Malayalee What if some money is spent.. the mood has been created! Eh.. Leis look No gaps... Here there is.. At least if I could see something Hi.-I "was doing sit ups - Yes..Yes Sit upsl! Sitting in the car for long time has caused a severe back pain. Having back pain at this young age, that means your condition is bad True...Oh no. When I did pushups and sit ups, it is completely cured Nice room, isn't it? You liked it? Easy boy.. "Easy- Oh god! What attire is this, girl! Needlessly tempting one to lose control! Did you lose your control? As if.. I will not lose my control so easily. Really Then that needs to be tested. This is an intoxication pervaded by fresh arrows of flowers A special butterfly in the river of lust Slowly, come dressed up and fuddle me You enjoy the honeymoon This is an intoxication pervaded by fresh arrows of flowers A special butterfly in the river of lust Slowly, come dressed up and fuddle me You enjoy the honeymoon It is not to lie with you that I like.. But sleep hugging you tight that I love to Get off.. Duluqar talks like this only Get lost you. As per motor vehicle act, mistake lies on my part Ouch! - You lie down my dear. - It was needless! Where is this guy gone? Flip it. You were asked to serve Masala Dosa to that Englishman And you are happily stuffing in Omelette here! You swine! The egg had broken ! I know that Omelette can't be made without breaking an egg. Why are you getting on me? Only if he roasts, can I serve Couldn't you have roasted a Dosa? I am just a supplier? - My foot! Supplier! - Where is the Dosa? Pan needs to get hot.. Look here. - If I give a knock on your head.. - What? Pan isn't hot yet it seems! What is there to eat now? Appam and.. - Then? - Onion curry is there. Stuff some onion curry inside Appam and serve it as Masala Dosa to the Englishman. What Cheating?! English man wouldn't understand. Go and serve Oh Shit..Pan is hot. Is it? But you said Pan is not hot. Almost getting heated up. Bloody rascals! Oh that rascal! - Hello - Hello pal..hello dude... - What is it dude? - What was it like last night? Did anything take place? Took place!? Will put it on the speaker What is he saying? Dudes, it was like medicine.. like medicine Have you developed sugar? Like medicine? One three times a day My my! I am having a roaring time here. Don't have to lie You dog! Glamour isn't sufficient. To entice girls, you need skills. Got it? Did you hear? Do one thing. Send us her photo from your phone. We'll believe you then I will send the photo Not your ugly photo, ok! Send us the photo of you being together, got it? Did you hear? I will surely send it. If that will satiate your desire, so be it! These guys won't know anything. I will show it now. Don't wake up To make it a little more realistic, I have an idea I will show you pals! You!! Hello, madam, good morning. What are you doing with my brassiere? Brassiere!! Oh! Is this a brassiere? No..Panties! Put that back and get lost Fill it up with sponge and shout at me.. I don't need this Oh god! In fact I was looking for a medicine for my head ache Poor guy! Looks tired. All seemed to be out of focus. Take off your glasses and see Too many photos! We must rather hang ourselves to death! True! Such a louse has got a pretty girl! That too like Sunny Wayne! Not Sunny Wayne, its Sunny Leone! No matter whether its Wayne or Leone! He is lucky! Okay da, I will come now. You changed so quick! What is the programme for the day? Shall we have a bash? No pal, I need to go out.. Hey.. Out .. Wait ...Just a minute. Hey stop! Where are you going alone? To meet my friend. Friend? Hello...which friend? Or shall I also come along? Needn't! It's been long since I saw him Got some personal matters to talk. See you then. Hey.. Riya .. How long has it been! Dude! This is Arjun We were together in Bangalore and this is Rome'.! - Hi! "Ugh! Is he the Romo you mentioned about? Phew! To tell you the truth..when you suggested Goa, meeting him was what had me join you - Let's go - Sure So we will take leave. You sit happily boozing! Okay Let it fry well it is like that for me too, whenever some pain comes in, the next thing is to hit the bottle. Anyways seeing your state I recall the title of the skit I enacted in school Which skit was that? No luck girl, roll up the mat! Nice title! Fill one more! What was it last night! Erotic song dance etc And at the Climax, in the pole position, She kicked him to the floor from the cot. You.. So you were peeping into my room? Is it termed peeping in your land? What a cheapness! Just because he peeped in, he is able to join in your pain. Exactly! Advise him like that. Don't burn your guts like this! What kind of binge is this! These two were like the small dark lamp kept beside the big shiny lamp That is not how it is to be said it is Ghee rice and meat! Yes, meat would be correct Hmm. That is the correct Hey that was a joke! Laugh man? Laugh my DOV! To tell about him...Needlessly pining for a girl.. So sitting alone and admiring Sunset! Cute! Dude.. I am asking you. What happened to you, dear? Why do you want to know all that? Because we came together Is that why you walked out with another guy this morning? Isn't he my friend? Listen if I had come with you and walked out with a girl, how would you feel? For that matter which girl would come with you? True. Who will hang around with me? I am not handsome, isn't it? Who said you are not handsome? I know. How do you know? Get lost! Now has your anger disappeared! Pal, truly he is my friend. May be if you give me one more, it could go fully Try your luck, flirt! "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa "Oh Goa Excuse me, this card is not working Swipe it again, man Last morning, didn't we go to Anjuna.. I think this card is blocked. Can you get me a bottle of water please? - Sure - Oh thank you. I'm afraid card is blocked. Got any money on you? What? I have no money, I already told you. What shall we do now? For a change, shall we run away? Can we try the sizzlers? And get ourselves bashed up What else.. how do we eat the noodles? You do something. I will walk out easily. O boss! Why talking like this? Let me call Premettan! Fantastic! His phone is not reachable. Do one thing. Go and get money from Premettan and come. Just because I am gone doesn't mean you buy this shop Here is the phone. Have it man! Enjoy life happily like this! Of course! Appear to be generous malayalees! "Eni0y! "Bro! +m +m. Who is that beggar? Do you know him? Yesterday itself how much money did you throw on that girl! - Hi +m - Good morning - Good morning Could you do a small favour? - Give him a bottle of beer - No..Not that help - Then? - My ATM card isn't working. Oh! So what do we do? It is not that...l came along with my girl friend. Would it be possible to pay this restaurant's bill? I will return you immediately when I go to my room. - Otherwise I need to leave her alone here. - What a pity! Having good bash with girl friend, you naughty! Yes, I did but now feel bored Please settle the bill, bro. - Doesn't he carry a shady look? - May be there.. - Yes, you do! - Certainly! Let's do one thing. We shall meet his girl friend first Then let's decide whether to swipe the ATM Card or not What do you say? Doesn't matter. Let's meet her. I swear, She is waiting at the top Let's take a look! You guys wait here! Will inform if found She is truly your girl friend, is it? Girl friend means, we are not engaged. Just hanging around! Dude, is she like you? Yes! She is fun! Come. As I oil my little son, sing this... - Hey Boss, is your driver in? - Yes sir - Boss is in full tension - Okay boss Come to cheat him.. - Hey Paapi... - I am here.. Ah You are there... Pretty early to start drinking your breakfast... I have not drunk my breakfast.. Why is it you wanted to see me! Completely problematic.. Ah.. Tell me the matter... This place called Goa... Isn't it full of problems? Isn't it the best place! Where in two pieces you can see chics around.. Why not go? I am free for two days.. Over.. All is over.. What is over..Thousands are there without a stitch on them.. Leis go.. The whole of last week do you know where my daughter, Riya, was? Is that to be asked to me, bull head.. Call her in and find out The whole of last week she has been roaming around in Goa.. - In Goa...? - Yeah.. To get off everything I had her shift here from Bangalore.. Now, from here she has gone to Goa.. Did she go with the other one...Lebanese (Lesbi...) Hey ha ha ha... This time she has gone with some other son of... - Wow...You are a fortunate guy.. - Why so.. Now you needn't worry.. Hasn't she gone with a guy? Get her married off.. The guy has a fraud look, says Freddie.. Ooohh.. Do you have any details about the guy? Details should be with Freddie.. Freddie.. Son.. - Yes... - Come here Since he spotted the two in Goa we got to know it.. What is it Dad? Show the other photograph.. The one you took in Goa.. Looks like someone dipped in Varnish" By the way.. why did you go to Goa.. I went in for a business meet. In Goa.. No... in Mumbai.. Yes don't we go via Goa to Mumbai.. Paapi...have a close eye on your son Is he from CBI? Here it is.. Hasn't he got a look of a fraud? Ah...He... Do you know him, Uncle? - Of course.. - Who is he?. He is related to me as a son.. Doesn't seem so.. - Your son.. - Yes..He is my son, Romario... Oh no.. if I had known he was your son, I would not have bashed him up.. Doesn't matter..He really had it coming... Good job.. Yes.. Dude. Whats up.. Had that ATM card not got blocked.. could have hit the streets in Goa.. Yes for sure...There has been no other trip in my life I enjoyed the most.. Really.. I had something to tell you.. What is it, Dude? Whatever it be.. say it.. Wouldn't you be coming to the college for submission of assignment? Yes.. - If so, I shall tell it tomorrow.. - Ok... My Sweetie.. In such critical moments, as a friend, I believe, it is my duty to support you.. The marriage between my son Romario and your daughter Riya is acceptable to me.. Aren't you happy? Isn't a casual word..This is friendship.. Hey dear..Your grandfather has hit a jackpot.. I can't even think of that guy as a brother-in-law.. If this disaster happens, I will hang myself and write the name of this bearded guy.. What is this conversation you are having? Haven't you seen my daughter? That white, chubby, bright girl... Getting married to the dark, burnt, boy of yours.. how would it be.. Tomorrow when they have a child.. how would that look like? Haven't they grown a liking for each other? Who said the liking is there? Did she? If not would they travel to Goa together? If so, leis find out from her.. Dear.. Riya.. - Yes..What is it Dad? - Come here.. I wanted to ask you something What is the relationship between you and his son? He is my best friend. Is that all.. That is it.. You can go dear.. go dear.. But then... So you heard...He is her best friend.. That is all... Chapter closed.. - What about this deal... - No deal... Got it'? Varkey leave... - Then...she wanted to have a water scooty ride.. -Is it.. Yes.. Then I jumped on to the water scooty... like you see in Hindi movies" Caught her like this ..Oh my friend Hello...helloo.. Don't let too much lies Today you are getting it.. When a girl called him has gone as her body guard to Goa.. Are you intending to make me insolvent? Sorry Dad.. I am in complete love with her.. Dad you must bless me.. What is use of you liking her.. She said it's just friendship between two of you... - She said that... - No.. no... Take a look at these pictures in the phone Very sexy one This idiot spoilt everything Let his dad know his prowess.. Son's nude pictures being enjoyed by father.. That is the India this Atmaram dreamt of .. After all this if she still sees you as a friend then you are a failure.. Correct.. Take and eat it Leave it.. Don't worry..We will buy some dates and badam Buy some cashew nuts too.. Dumbhead...! A father's anguish.. Do you have the money to buy cashew nuts" Get lost you dog.. Is the hair OK? Don't get tensed.. - Have this..Have some.. - Might have reduced the tension, right? Pal.. Why hasn't she come? Its been some time... Why are you getting tensed unnecessarily? Ain't I the one proposing? Pal..if it doesn't set for you then I could look at it for myself. What.. ls looking for second hands your job? I want to let you know one thing.. You all must start looking at her as your sister.. Hell... for that let her acknowledge first that she loves you.. Then we will decide whether she should be a mother or sister" You can make her as your daughter.. The Ages match.. You beggar...It is me who actually meets her age.. Whatever it be.. she went on a trip with you.. - It will get set... - Will it? For that matter, if she didn't like you, then? Then just consider the dosage of the medicine he gave was less. Hey dear son Judas I get clearly why you are siding with him.. Why.. If his is set up then in that gap you can have a set up with Sherin, isn't it? For that this Atmaram must die.. There... she is coming.. All leave...Leave.. Leave... Hey buddy.. come... I have to see live she expressing her love to him... We will show you the first night in live. Come along.. Atmaram, I told you not to tease me like this All the best.. Hi.. Good morning , Bro.. Morning.. What was it you said wanted to be told? Are Dad and Mom fine? Is that what you wanted to tell me? What.. What about your elder sister and kids? It is been quiet a long time since I met them.. Stop beating about the bush.. be straight.. That trip has caused a lot of turmoil.. What happened? Anything at home about it? - Not at all... - Then? - I am unable to sleep at night.. - Eh? Without you around, I just cannot sleep at night.. What are you considering? Want to marry you , Riya. Come on, dude.. Are you mad? No, I am serious.. Riya, you are someone I love a lot.. Dude, that will not work.. See I am older to you by 2 years.. Don't we know the cases of Sachin Tendulkar and Abhishek Bachan? See.. take a look.. Look at the colours.. Do you see any match? Tell me.. Any match? Do not let this damage our existing friendship. Please..Did you get that.. Hey Dude..what happened.. Shit .. wasn't necessary" - What happened? - Tell us the matter.. I thought she loved me.. But ain't I dark? If I had been fairer may be things could have worked out. Dude.. do not bother.. I had known this earlier that it will not set for him.. So haven't I got scope? Oh.. playing one up on one of ours broken heart..Swine.. Hell with your scope! You be at peace.. Sorry dude.. I never considered him to be that serious.. - Come here.. -Your overacting sometimes becomes unbearable.. Use a bit of common sense" Do you think only these kinds of people like Dulquer Salman need to love... Don't guys like us also need to fall in love... Come on.. Leis for a bash" O girl, my sweetheart, You are the moon in my heart Aren't you the pupil shining in my eye O girl, my sweetheart, You are the moon in my heart Aren't you the pupil shining in my eye lam not like Dulquer, lam not like Nivin, I am not Fahadh in handsomeness Even then am I not in your heart? O girl, my sweetheart, You are the moon in my heart Sweet Aren't you the pupil shining in my eye O girl, my sweetheart, you are the moon in my heart Aren't you the pupil shining in my eye words in your red lips Your eyes like sky Aren't you my lover forever? Your laughter is sweet milk You are the girl I first saw Am I not there with you always O beauty, O flower You are my soul in this world lam not like Dulquer, lam not like Nivin, I am not Fahadh in handsomeness Even then am I not in your heart? We can't wait longer, Varkeyacha.. Before the contract ends, arrange the money to complete on the registration" The contract had already expired 4 months back.. Can't wait any more, Varkeyacha... What we had to say, we have told.. An avoidable deal we landed into.. This extension of 1month was got after a lot of cajoling.. Speak to them and find out if an extension of 2-3 months could be obtained I don't think further extension would be possible. Consider the advance given is gone.. Varkeyacha, do whatever you feel like.. I have told you all. Oh God.. it is Pappi.. Hey Varkey.. What kind of person are you.. You never turned up after that.. I was working on arranging the money and then come over to meet you... Are you talking about the money that you owe me? - Yes.. - Let that be there.. I came now to talk about something else.. Come.. Leis move in.. What could it be? Dude.. is the thing available? Dear.. Oh Last night I had the remaining and finished it.. - What kind of Christian are you? - Tell me what brought you here. I came to talk about my daughter.. Please" do not talk about that.. I got involved once and the pain hasn't left fully yet.. - Anything other than that, lets talk.. - It is not that.. Came to tell you about getting my daughter married to your son.. Best.. That is best..100% best... That is a great decision.. Not because he is my son.. I have never seen a best person like him in my life.. Really.. He can have one drink more than I can and still stand erect... That is the kind of person he is.. Awesome decision" Mary,, get that Scotch bottle.. Wow.. You are the original Christian - That I when had half.. - Understood.. By the way there is another thing.. This marriage cannot be dragged for long.. Needs to be done immediately and has to be done next Sunday... What are you saying.. Next Sunday.? How can that be possible? Aren't there several aspects on which decisions need to be taken? What is there between us to think about? Aren't there business related issues? All that can be dealt with even after the wedding.. Marriage has to be conducted next Sunday. Why are you in such a hurry? Come here... shaa hava pega.. What that say" - Hey she is pregnant! - Pregnant!! Ya!! While roaming together who thought they will end up doing this.. Oh Oh" HO HO.-. So that is the reason.. - That.. That will not be OK.. - Why so! As I am thinking, I do not see it work out.. - Why dude.. - Nothing.. but - The other day you said...that was correct.. - What did I say? My son is black.. And your daughter is white.. Between them the colours do not Sh... what is there in colour.. Isn't it all about the closeness and love between them that is critical.. Without our knowledge she has become pregnant.. look at that.. - Oh Gods.. There is another problem.. - What is that.. As you came in did you see three people leaving? Yes..l did . I did.. Holy shit.. I gave my word.. - What word have you given? - Oh No.. Oh No.. - I spoilt it - Tell me the matter.. Lis Elizabeth Fernandez.. Who Lis Elizabeth Fernandez..She is a millionaire's daughter.. A marriage alliance with this guy.. She is adamant about my son.. And I was in need of some money.. Unfortunately I gave my word.. What do I do? The mistake I committed is that I have taken an advance too.. Dude return the advance to them.. My money... is lying at different places .. In the bank, advance given for land etc.. - These decisions at such times... - So what... I will give you the amount, that needs to be returned.. Wouldn't it be a bother for you? What are you saying? Aren't all our earnings for our children? That is true. For our children. I will give it to you. Tell me the amount taken as advance.. The amount...is.. eh.. eh.. taken is.. - Rupees One... Crore.. - One Crore Rupees! Oh! That is all.. I will give it to you right away.. For the time being that is enough Later I can ask you step by step. It is there with you.. All that is later.. Now return the advance to them.. I am giving you a cheque for Rupees One Crore.. Ok.. - Then no problem.. - Deal...Shake hands" You call for the Scotch.. Be quiet.. all that we can have later.. at your place.. Come.. get up..get up.. stand up.. stand up.. Did Brother Pappi leave? For the first time in my life your son has been of use to me.. - Have you gone mad.. -Insane is your father.. Pappi was here to confirm his daughter's marriage with our son.. - Really? - See this..advance.. Who are you now? Wife of a millionaire! Hey what is this game the two of you are playing.. You are my son.. my very dear son.. Dad did you hit a jackpot? I did.. Before that let me take a hit from this bottle.. I will also join you.. - What is this all about? - I shall tell you.. come here.. Call your friends" - Why? Then you scold them.. - Not for scolding.. there is a surprise" Surprise? Boney, you fool catch the ball. You are not playing in a stadium" - What you want, idiot?-Get lost you dog This is me, mummy here Sorry Mummy.. Tell me Mummy.. - There is a happy news" - What is it mummy? Buy a bottle and come down.. - Bottle? - Today's celebrations on me.. Rome's and Riya's wedding has been fixed.-. - Marriage. When.. - I will pay for all that... - What?! !! - Come fast OK Mummy.. Pappi Uncle's conversation details, I am informed .. You are really smart". - Really fast.. Drink.. Drink..-Thank you.. BY the way.. my people need to be called first.. All that we will do.. Before that we need to book the hall.. We got just a week's time.. - One week!! - One week! - Why is it like that.. - It is like that.. Next Sunday it is.. Any delay will cause problems..Won't it? Come on Dad.. What would be the problem? Lets hear that.. She is pregnant.. Kids of today, what do we say" What .. What. .Pregnant.. Mom.. Mom.. That..l swear I don't know anything Dad.. Dad.. I have not even touched her.. Really you haven't touched her.. What is all that hugging and cuddling stories that I heard you sharing with friends" Is it so son"? Mom.. Dad.. I just said that to impress Dad.. - I just tried to impress you, dad - If I give you one.. Is this the way to impress your Dad? I do not know anything.. I am not the one who impregnated her - If it is not his... - What if it is not his.. It is a girl's life.. My Pappi's daughter's life.. Have you kept that cheque ? I swear I didn't do that dad Even if you have not done anything.. That pregnancy is yours.. You are marrying her.. Thus your that work has been saved" All the best.. Belief that is everything.. Mom.. Tell something.. - Hello... - Helloo.. Hey your dad had come over.. He had come to fix our marriage.. Now aren't you happy'? Let us wait for the marriage... first tell me who is responsible for your pregnancy.. Who else, but you.. Stop playing-- Did you forget all that we did in Goa.. You walked out with some beggars and how could you put that on me.. Do that with anyone else, not me. I would have walked out with any beggar.. But the responsibility for this pregnancy is on you.. You will go to jail for harassment. Who me... Harassment.. Mummy, here we're! Shut up and get out all of you! What happened, mummy? Rascals spoiling my son! Get out! If anyone dare step in, I will break their knees, mind it She is quite angry now Wait guys! I'm also coming. Didn't I already say it was some hoodwink when she asked us to buy a bottle! - Just a minute, dude! - Come back quickly Your father got to be appreciated! Aunt)! - What? - Can I ask you something? The cost of the bottle..was contributed by me. Get out, you dog! Thousand and one bars closed! Please trust my words, guys! Nothing actually has happened. However, you are a real Tiger! I've never even touched my girl friend, you know? That's your incompetency! Tea..Tea.. - Did I ask you to bring tea? - No. Go and get the touching! Go and get the touching. Fed up of him! What all you boasted! Like a medicinel! What else he said. Water bike, bull shit..etc..what all you bragged To show off before you guys, I bragged Truly nothing happened. - Really? - No. Now I'm relieved - Stop it bloody. - Needlessly got tensed. When I'm going insane here.. that is when his irritating language! After spoiling our darling Riya, are you creating a scene here? We won't trust your words. It is yours! Stop it. Even otherwise after 2 pegs you lose control. In case if it had happened without your knowledge.. That is for sure. May be under the influence of alcohol.. - My dear Dasappa.. - Yes friend. Get lost you dogs! - Take - Cheers - One glass for me too - Take it and gulp Happy! Too dry! - - Why the hell bringing tea now? Take it and go - Tea..for relieving tension - I will drink, you go. Give me also then No tea for you Get lost If give her a tight slap, won't she speak the truth? Only pregnancy case is on you now. If you do that, harassment case will also be added to it. Cool down, Romo. What all you bragged! Don't flog a dead horse! You beggar! Come here rascal! - O my hair!! - Sherin, stop.. - Get away you dog. - Dear.. Leave him. Get away rascal! Don't keep watching! Pull her away - Listen to this Yudas - Got it? Move. You bloody! - Madhavan Kutty! - Madhavan Kutty?! Had she raised her voice a little, or cried a little, he would've come back to his senses! - True! - If I give one kick". You didn't find any other girl, is it? Shut up you bloody! I'm not responsible for this pregnancy! Trust my words, please. Is this any mega serial? Are you speaking the truth? Please..l swear. Then it must be the tricks of those rascals! Whose? Pappi's and your dad's! Call her and say you wanted to meet her. She is not attending my calls. Oh Does she smoke also? - Hello - Hello - Where are you? - At home. Come out, I wish to see you. Nobody is at home here. Then stay there. I will come Okay. Sherin.. Sherin..One fag, please. She is at home. Let's go there. Come let's go. Come dude - You come by car, I will go with her. - Dog! He has gone to sit behind her Shall we go? Move away - Here he comes! - I'm also coming, buddy...please. You have not grown enough to take ownership for this pregnancy! Got it? Leis move, buddy - Go and stuff in anything. - Get away you filth! Is there no disc brake in this? - Get down! - Zeena, can we have a juice dear. Look.. a woman riding a Bullet..coming this way.. All are coming here only. Come pal Drink your juice Give me 2 pregnancy tester of good quality, quick Hello.. Take. - How much? - Rs.80 Here Bro! 2 Moods, please! What? Is there no moods? Condoms!! - Condoms?! - H mm! Come here. Why you need Condoms? Let her know that we are available! Then, buy 3 more also. - Got chocolates? - Yes Sherin, you want chocolate? - No need, come fast - No need of chocolates! No need? What if buy strawberry? - Strawberry! - Strawberry is there - Strawberry will be good, is it? - Certainly! Get strawberry! - One big packet, okay! - Hmm okay 4 guys!!! Get them quickly, bro..running out of time. How much, bro? - RS.1OO - RS.100, is it? Kept it here. Give it to him. Doesn't matter! Keep the balance. Let's go dude Four of you don't fight! Why have you worn crumpled shirt? If give to her, she will press it smooth and flat! An excellent lroner!!(LITERAL MEANING DITCH) am I right? See you dear Do you know him? Her bloody pregnancy! I will not leave the place until it is resolved. Get down. Use condoms for your protection is stuck in all the hospitals. Would he have got into trouble if he had read it? Pant became a bit tight! Got to get the final word .. Move away is what I heard true? That I'm pregnant? - That's true Who is responsible for it? Who else could it be other than you? Then, it is true! Where are you going? Stand here. I'm not any Al Qaida to take responsibility of any pregnancy! Al Qaida? How is that related to this? You shut up! Get some urine of yours. I have got a Pregnancy tester. That's not necessary See..she dissents! That means it is not my pregnancy! You fool! It'll not show the name of the person responsible for the pregnancy! If she is pregnant, two pink lines will be visible! - I will not believe! - Why? - Because colour of the Urine is Yellow, is it? -He is right. Go and bring your urine. Yes, get it. Something would have got Missed while you tested. Yes, it could be that. Then, let's test it soon. You! Where the hell are you going? To collect the urine She will bring, you stay here. Needn't, is it? - You have good knowledge in this! - Give you a whack! Let her get Coming..coming! Take I will show you like the first sight on Vishu Take off your hands! Dude! You won a cash award of Rs.6000 from Government Now you believe? Bloody cheat! It happened in a weak moment! I lost my control You...!! Ain't I there, Sherin? Had she raised a voice a little or cried aloud, you would've come back to senses! At last entire blame is upon men! My dear friend! I neither did nor know anything. Riya was the apple of my eye! If you cheat her anymore..You rascal I'll.. - O my Sherin - O my Papa is coming. All of you go. Come dude! Dude, when is your treat? Get lost! You!! No need! You needn't owe me treat! There will be stuff in her dad's room, I'll get it and come that way. Take 2 or3 bottles! For her pregnancy, where else other than her house will I pick the bottles from? Needn't trust me! When I prove my innocence, you guys will surely cry! Watch! O my black brother-in-law is here! Your in laws! - Why has he come here? - Who knows? What will people say if walks in prior marriage? What more to say? When did you reach? A Little while ago. Whose bike is this? That is Sherin's - Whose? - Sherin's! Riya's friend. Has Sherin come home? Yes, she is inside. Oh my God! I'm also there, Papa Sherin, aren't you going with them? I will be leaving only after marriage. We still got many days for marriage. Let her stay here, Papa! It's a marriage occasion, isn't it? Now she will go and then come for marriage No Papa, don't we need a person to help us in shopping here? You guys are here for that, is it? Is she like us? Taste and everything will be different from us! Come dear! Come with me.. From where the hell you found this bitch? - Can you give me a ride... - What? I mean your bike. Papa, look, he is going after Sherin Don't you know his character? Don't have any tension about him Just take care of yourself Eh! Leis change the house's name HEAVEN to HEIR - Dude! An idea! - What? Suppose I say I got another link She may get away, is it? You are yet to resolve the problems caused by your one link And now comes with another!! Bloody ass! I got stuff with me to change your mood now. - What's it? Drinks!! - No. - Drugs I guess! - No. - Powder? - No. Without giving tension, tell us what it's! Pain Balml! Honey!! It's her Urine, dude! I took it without her knowledge In case if needed in future.. I'll whack you rascal! When my life sucks here..he is talking about urine. Leave it if you don't need. You come, pal! Needlessly giving tension! I'm also there, dude Come on, give. Get away Boney! We need to play. Get away from here! This is Pregnancy heat! Friends! Atleast you guys try to understand me. I swear I didn't do anything to her. Is there any way to prove its someone else's child? What else is the way? - One Antony, who is pursuing Nursing.. - Yes Why don't we contact him? Yes, he is the best in such a case. - Contact him immediately then. - Okay - Will he be okay? - He is okay. - Hello! - It's me, buddy. Tell me buddy. - I called to clear my doubt. - Tell me. Any ways to find out the person responsible for pregnancy? For whom, dude? Not for me, dude..It's for one of my friend. DNA test might work! - How is that done? - Need Urine for testing. Okay buddy. Thanks. If collect her urine, DNA test can be done. Urine.. how...? Atma.. Atma... My darling! No..Don't throw. I threw away. What you threw now was my life, you swine!! Is this Urine your life? I will kill you to death, Swine!! What foolishness.. He was wrong. DNA test is not possible with Urine! Kill me. Kill me, rascal! Don't make it too over!! He told it can be tested with Urine. Don't I have the worth of urine also? - What nonsense you said! - What will I do? - You said it was possible - What am I to do? - Get lost - O Buddy Nice comedy! What is this? - Not like this? - No. Sit straight..Keep your hand straight Here.. Concentrate Shucks! What the hell she is up to? - Keep your hand straight. - Papa! What is this? Have you swallowed an amplifier? Papa, these are not our items. There are special items for us it seems. Are you haPPY? Get lost! Get off from here! - Why is he losing temper now? - Get away I say. If he is lazy to do exercise, can't he say that? Nothing surprising that his father started plantain farming after he was born! Sis..you know disco"? Is it? I don't know. Hi Sherin! Ancy aren't you coming to sleep? - I'm sleeping with Sherin today - Is it? Okay enjoy. Everyone will wish for a change! You did not think of calling me when you indulged in it? And now lamenting? However, please deal this case. Is it for this rubbish you called me from that far? What? Firstly, he is unfit to impregnate someone Why? Lack of stamina! You thought this is as easy as making pappads! Even I've been trying this long since! It could be gas trouble! Give some garlic and ginger paste! Pregnancy will go like gas No, she is really pregnant. We checked it with Pregnancy test! True! - It was double line. - Really? Shucks! Could've rather offered fireworks worship in the temple! I would've been gotten four children by now. - Must also know to work it - Stop Let me take a fag Here comes Pulsar Suni! Pulsar is the omen for you.. Probably your problem will also resolve! Give some idea please Got'? Good! Come on say. Children of this generation seem to be good players I guess! Watch! Full of goals only. Find some solution to my problem first. - Is she sure that it's her child and not yours? - Eh! Answer to my question first. I don't get your question. You did not have anything to understand at that moment? Dude! Asking if she is sure that it's her child and not yours! Now who is pregnant here? Pregnant is your dad! Swine! Can you however deal this please? - I could that. How about the things around her? -That's.. Not sure if she got any marks around Somewhere around here there is.. Dude...please understand my situation May not be sensitive ! Put on a dog lock.. Were you born in any bricks factory? Full of muck!! She is well off Shall I tell the truth now? I'm sole responsible for her pregnancy - You rascal! - Oh god! This pregnancy makes his life sucks, you know? It's not mine! Hold this a minute! Just now you admitted you are responsible Thank you. No wonder to get pregnant here You guys are good hitters isn't it? You guys keep cracking comedy! But it's me who won a trophy! - Sorry da - Not a comedy, come here. First stay away from these rogues! Or you will suffer more than this. - For your rescue, there are only 2 ideas left -What? Get away from here and survive doing any jobs! I hardly know any jobs What is the second idea? Do one thing. Marry her then Wow! What a best ideal! Get off with your idea! - Marry her and take away her maximum gold and wealth - Then? Flee away! And return after 2 or 3 years! By then dust will get settled here! How is my idea? I will do all arrangements to flee! - So I can live happily for 2 years without doing any work, is it? - Of course! How is it? - Lovely! - Go ahead and make all arrangements for marriage. - I will take care of the rest. - Like your name, you are really lovely! Needn't say! All knows! - Okay, done. - Give hand. God bless you Let's go dude! Today's celebration is for him. Say Cheers! - We must have a good bash tomorrow! - Definitely! Look at his sheer luck! That is luck.. - Because of Riya's money, is it? - Else how? That is not the reason, buddy. I appreciate you in one thing. He effortlessly fathered a child! Correct! Doesn't matter if have no children. When take one, you get one free, is it? What have you thought of me? - That I will marry her and accept her child!! - Then? Romario Varghese must be a fool then!! What the hell are you up to then? I will marry her, take her money and flee to Dubai. Premettan has already made arrangements for that. You guys keep loitering around, dogs! Would you dump her and go? What happened? When did you come? You will marry me and abscond with cash, is it? I can't hold responsibility of someone else's child. Won't I become preghnant if use me 3 times like a medicine? Excuse me, it's PREGNANT and not Preghnant Whatever it may be! But who told you all this? It's me! What the hell did you take you to be? You could go on a trip with him.. ...Share bed with him.. Using him 3 times a day medicinel! But couldn't marry him. Did he tell you all this? Apart from telling, also sent us the photos" Have a look.. We are nothing You at last spoiled and dumped an innocent boy! Stop it! If man and woman travel together, does it means only sex? No. - Whatever he said, all are white lies! - Is it? Whom do we trust now? Trust her or him? It is true that I like him. But Papa will not agree. - Moreover his bloody lies! - True Yes, he does. Can you guys stand by me to make him speak the truth? - H mm. -ol Stop it all of you. How about the double line in the pregnancy test? Look at his doubts! Tell me guys Story unfolds.. - Hello - Hello Riya - Our plan misfired! - What happened? - Sherin is coming home with Pregnancy test - Oh no. What shall I do now? You google and see - Definitely find a solution. -ol Urine.. Abbas was of some use to us! Abbas? Which Abbas? The one who comes in the toilet cleaning ad! Got it'? Tomorrow we will have good bash at their wedding! Okay. Is it ok for all of you? Of course! Playing tricks with my dad!!! Of late you are boozing heavily Business is totally dull. My hopes are in you now! Hopes!!! I already have 10 - 20 backlogs Unlike earlier, Engineering has no demand now What is your plan then? - Why don't I get married? - What? - I will marry a rich girl - Wh0? Your friend, Pappi Uncle's daughter Pinky.. I've an eye on her since childhood If marry her, I will get abundance of wealth My life will also be settled, dad. That's..But Pappi was saying she is living a wayward life in Bangalore. I will deal that. Will you stand by me, dad? She is one of our Chunkzzs! Idea is good but it's quite risky - If matter gets leaked, we're dead! - Bull shit! Oh God! Hello Sherin Darling! Where are you? Tell me dude! What's it? - Isn't Riya with you? - Yes, why? A small plan! It will benefit you as well. In that case I'm okay However try and bring Riya here. I and my dad shall deal the rest. Okay, deal! I will give you a whack! Tell me what the problem is. This girl is the one who wants to marry my daughter is causing all the troubles. Ohh... Here.. ...is the price you demanded Only 50,000? Romario agreed to pay me 5 has! Let it work. Then I will pay the balance amount. Why do I need to bother if it works or not? If I'm not paid what I demanded, then you will see my true colours. My dear lass! You don't know this Varkeyacchan's nature! Don't let her study in Bangalore any more. Let her study here I too wish that, but she is doing her final year now. At this last moment, how will she get admission in college here? - I could get her admitted in Rome's college - Really? But it will cost a little Doesn't matter! Cost not matters! Get her admission Shall we go for a trip? - Trip? - Yeah Let's go to Goa then Goa is fine.. but don't be too lavish Come on, dad. I know. We shouldn't be stingy in such things Only if you throw some money can we get returns Hello! Sherin dear! Pappiachhayan has given his consent to this marriage. Fantasticl! Don't forget my cash! If this marriage gels over, I and dad will have a great bash! Let me take the support of my leg.. Take it. - I am sure no old habit of manipulation, is it? -Manipulation?! Along with the price demanded, I also added Service tax! Then it will be better for you We are now Multimillionaires! Dad! What are you up to? I thought it was her. Looks these fools are dancing without knowing the facts! Pappi's nephews in Uniform, those fools" shall make them also naught and rock! That's simple, dad! Deal! We are the real Chunku, dad! I'll give you a whack! Chunkzz!! Yeah Chunkzz!! O my dear! What happened, dad? - Screwed!! We're screwed - O God! Let's run away, dad Was it all preplanned by both of you? I never expected you will do this to me. - That's.. - Don't talk a word either. Dad and son thought of gulping a full bottle all alone, is it? Pour a glass for me also Pour it dude! Do it, son. Chunkz!! A marriage where the groom and the bride, with great tension unite with all their hearts A marriage where all the chunkzz who give their hearts join together with acclamations Beating of drums...Oh! "Auspicious things...Oh!" Call them, bro The marriage of our boy is colourful The marriage of our boy is superb The marriage of our girl is rocking The marriage of our girl is mass A marriage where the groom and the bride, with great tension unite with all their hearts "It is not cheating, it is smashing" Tiger is like a toy for him, he is like Murugan She is a jasmine, a new rainbow This girl is a painted glass Chunkzz are also there He and she, those people and these people Here and there scattered, like a sea of laughter Hey you! Sing our song Song got changed! The marriage of our boy ...The marriage of our boy.. The marriage of our boy is colourful The marriage of our boy is superb The marriage of our girl is rocking The marriage of our girl is mass Hello Premettan! What is up? Put her to sleep and try to flee away with gold and cash! I made all set up for you to fly to Dubai - O my dear Premetta! Her illegitimate Pregnancy.. -illegitimate Pregnancy.. I've taken responsibility of her illegitimate pregnancy! How is this? We shall meet when visit Goa for honey moon next time. Ok, bye man! Oh God! How will I convince Omar Bhai who arranged his Visa to fly to Dubai? - Hello! - Hey Hi! Hi! - Are you happy now? - Yes, definitely Shall we move then What about the payment? Will pay you once the film gels hit Come, I will tell you. The marriage of our boy is superb The marriage of our girl is rocking The marriage of our girl is mass |
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