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Say my name.
Oh yeah, what's your name?
Vivianna.
Oh yeah, Vivianna.
Oh yeah!
Sounds French.
Oh yeah, right there.
Oh, you like that?
I do.
Do you like that?
Yeah, I like that.
What the fuck...
Hey baby.
Hold on a second, okay?
Are you actually serious?
Get my bags.
Seriously?
Hi, baby, how are you?
Are you okay?
I'm fine, why?
No, it's just...
your voice just sounds
like you have a cold
or something, no?
No, I'm fine, are
you at the ranch already?
I thought you weren't
getting there until later.
- Yeah, I'm already here.
- Excuse me.
Where do you want me to
put these, excuse me!
No, Mel's party ended late...
and so I figured I'd
stay up and drive.
Ma'am, where do you
want me to put these?
Just a second, baby.
Where do you want to put these?
Who's that?
Sorry baby, that was the driver.
Look, Vivianna, I
have to tell you something.
I miss you, I totally miss you.
Will you listen to me?
Yes, I can't wait
until you get here.
I talked to Alice, I told her.
What?!
I told her I'd been unfaithful.
So she knows about us?
No, not exactly.
Jesus, I almost had a coronary!
I don't think I could face her.
I've got to go.
Why are you going,
no, stay on the line.
It's over, Vivianna.
Baby...
It's over,
Vivianna, do you hear me?
Are you listening?
Baby, don't say that!
You don't want us to end.
Goodbye.
Don't hang up!
Vivianna...
You know what I'm
doing right now?
I'm playing with my nipple and
it's really erect and hard.
I've got to go!
No, don't go, there's
no law against listening.
And imaging my
nipple in your mouth.
You know what I'm doing now?
Vivianna,
look, I'm hanging up now.
I'm putting my
hands down my panties.
Vivianna!
Mmmm, it's getting really wet.
Do you wanna see?
- Vivianna...
- I'll show you.
Goodbye.
Does it feel good, Vivianna?
Who the...
Hey Katie, what's up?
Hey, Mrs. M.
I'm still good to watch
Logan tomorrow morning.
Oh, you know what,
I postponed my trip.
So I think I'm okay.
- Okay, thanks Katie, bye bye.
- - Belinda, come on!
You move any slower,
you'll miss your plane.
Sorry!
Could you take that please?
Good Lord, woman, what
the hell'd you pack?
There better be some
sneakers in there.
I intend to do some
hiking this weekend.
Don't tell me, two
suitcases and no sneakers?
You said it was a spa weekend.
I said ranch.
Ranch, spa, it's the
same thing, isn't it?
Okay, wish me luck.
Come on, Alice, I told you
I'll make it up to you.
You and Logan mean
everything to me.
I'm gonna make things right.
Promise.
I'll see you tomorrow
night, Belinda.
Try to behave yourself
until I get there.
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Hi, buddy, awww!
Vroom vroom, look, there's
a vroom vroom right there.
Well fancy
meeting you guys here!
A A A to the K, K K K to the Pi,
A to the K, K to
the Pi, A, K, Pi...
Dorri!
Wooooo!
Great timing.
How was that flight?
I could get used
to private jets.
Hey, who's the sugar
daddy du jour, Taylor?
By the way, one of these guys
you dangle your wares
in front of is gonna
get really incensed that
you won't acquiesce.
He's gonna freak out, and you're
gonna wonder what happened.
That was Alice, she's
coming tomorrow now.
Apparently Eddie had some
unexpected business out of town.
But it's her flipping birthday!
We've been planning
this for months!
God, that man is ridiculous.
On the bright
side, does this mean
we are spared an entire
day with Belinda?
Cassie!
Oh come on, don't act like I'm
the only one she annoys.
Thank God she only had a year in
college to annoy me
before she graduated.
Are these yours, Dor?
Yeah, thank you.
You know, if you think about it,
she really doesn't
belong in this group.
Cassie, we don't
pick our families.
She's Alice's
sister, she belongs.
And besides, you
graduated a year later,
so we didn't have much
time with you either.
And we still like you.
Volleyball court and it
sort of turns you on.
Yeah, that's it.
I got dibs on shotgun!
Ah, too late.
What?
I'm already in the front.
So?
So it's too late.
- So?
- You need to be in the back.
Fine.
Well hello there!
I'm free you know!
Oh my God, they're not...
Oh my God, they are,
they totally are.
Gareth!
What?!
Oh for the love of God,
Dorri, what have
you gotten us into?
I promise you they did
not include that
in the brochure.
Oh, yummy.
Down, girl.
It's just disgusting.
Disgusting is relative, Taylor.
I wouldn't kick that out of bed.
I hope his dick is in
his pants before he gets here.
Hi, we're here to stay
at the Benton estate.
Right, right, yeah, some
of your group's already here.
I'm gonna need a signature.
I'm gonna have to
charge you girls
a cleaning fee to get the
place properly opened up.
Nobody's stayed here
in like a long time.
That's ridiculous, that
should be the owner's expense.
It's fine, just put it
on the card I gave you.
You ladies need a map?
Taylor, give that
to someone else.
I wouldn't mind being
in charge of the map.
No, I don't mind either.
I am perfectly capable
of reading a map.
I can follow a road
to a little cabin.
Oh, and one more thing I should
probably tell you guys about...
You are so
directionally challenged.
Is this upside down?
Well North is always up.
Oh dear God.
North is always up?
Ugh, we are completely
turned around I think!
I think doesn't
get us where we need to go.
Well excuse me, I'm not
the one who got us lost.
I'm sorry, but it
is terribly drawn!
This is classic, they'll find us
slaughtered here tomorrow
by a maniac with an axe.
Oh shit!
What in the hell,
dudes, you trying
to scare the pants off me!
Not that I'd complain.
How fortuitous!
How did you know we were here?
Oh, well you see,
it's got nothing
to do with for-tuition.
You see, you girls headed off
east, and the cabin is west
and it didn't take a rocket
inventor to figure that out.
But follow me, I'll take
you all the way, baby.
Okay.
Okay, Middle Forest,
here we come.
What do you mean
you weren't invited?
Dorri completely left
me off the invite list.
I had a momentary
flash of Junior High
when Alice and her friends
would ditch me at the mall.
Okay, I am good, let's do this.
Right, action.
Hello mystery hunters,
and welcome to the
latest installment of
"The 72 Hour True Crime,"
this time the crime has
an outer worldly theme.
The sun is going down as
I prepare for my first
night in the infamous
Vanity Killer Murder House.
I gotta admit guys,
I'm a little nervous.
Hey guys, you made it!
A to the K to the Pi, Wooo!
Dorri, I got your stuff,
go ahead and get in.
Cassie!
And get suckered into
picking up the grocery bill?
Who'd you stick
it with this time?
Taylor.
I tried to stick
it with Princess,
but her card was declined.
Apparently being
a rocket inventor
sounds fancy, but doesn't pay.
I told you I had to cancel it
because of fraud on the card.
Just kidding,
you're so sensitive.
Honey, there's ice
tea in the back hatch,
would you be a dear
and get that for me?
Darlin', I'll do anything
you want in your back hatch.
Is the cancer back?
Minnie, stop
intuiting me, I'm fine.
Is that why you
didn't want me to come?
You didn't want me to
know the cancer was back?
Alice told me you were
working at the farm sanctuary,
so I just figured
you couldn't make it.
But I'm glad you could.
Oh, can you put
that in the kitchen?
Don't have to ask me twice.
I got it.
Wanna share?
In your dreams.
The only other option
is the bunkhouse, Taylor.
The what?
There's a bunkhouse.
I talked BJ into staying in the
teepee with me, so that's taken.
Geez, I'm like this
close to just bagging
all of you and just
checking into the spa.
I'll share.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Coming through.
You're like a tall drink
of water with a great ass.
Anyone ever tell
you that recently?
Really, you're actually trying?
Hey Princess, get this cake,
let's get the party started.
Okay!
Oh, hello!
Right, we have to
stop meeting like...
Pretty hair.
Thank you.
You're not so bad your...
Shhh.
Wanna grab my dick?
Oh!
Come on!
You're, you are something else!
Swear, you're like
a bitch in heat, girl.
Well takes one to know one.
Dorri, are you okay?
Um, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Thanks.
Here.
Dinner will be ready soon.
Okay, thanks.
Dinner's almost ready.
Can I borrow the
loo for a minute?
Uh, sure, I'm done.
Um, dinner will be ready soon.
Great, I'm starving, thank you.
Minnie, will you get the salad?
Yup, got it.
The evening starts innocently.
The Alpha Kappa Pi girls
back together again.
Unaware of the evil
spirits that haunt the...
BJ, here, catch!
Hey, bitch, watch the camera!
Cassie!
God...
Stay away from the pot
with that gook in your hair.
I don't know what gook
is, this is conditioner.
I don't care what you call it,
I don't want it in
my spaghetti sauce.
Oh my God, you can
borrow it if you want.
It really helps with
limp, lifeless hair.
I beg your pardon?
Why would you
say that, Princess?
We all have things
we wish were better.
I mean my hair's never
recovered from the chemo.
You wanna talk about my hair?
I was only joking.
No you weren't.
Just make yourself useful.
Okay Minnie, I have to ask
since Alice isn't here yet, what
is going on with her and Eddie?
Last time I saw them,
all they did was argue.
They're okay, Eddie's just
had a lot of pressure at work.
Uh oh, we all know how Eddie
likes to work off his stress.
BJ, seriously,
Eddie loves Alice.
That hasn't stopped
him in the past.
You would know,
wouldn't you, Princess?
Well they were barely dating.
Anyway, Alice didn't even know.
The whole house knew, Princess,
including Alice, she
just forgave you.
We did.
Well that was eons ago
when I was young and puerile.
That means childishly
silly and trivial, Taylor.
Well then why didn't
you just say that?
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers.
Amen!
L'chaim!
That was a good dinner.
I can do this, I know I can.
I don't think you can.
I can, I know I can.
Hey guys, has anybody
heard from Viviana?
Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I
thought she cc'd everyone.
She's not gonna make it,
something came up at work.
Oh, really, that's weird.
Oh shoot, shoot!
Princess, can I have the towel
quick before it
goes to the floor?
Oh my...
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
We did not do that.
That's not wine, that's blood.
I knew it.
What are you
guys all staring at, move.
I knew there had to
be something to your story, BJ.
I just feel darkness
in this house.
Wait, what story?
This place is supposed to be
haunted by the souls of
seven murdered girls.
It's a fantastic story.
I'm doing an episode about
it on my show right now.
In fact, why didn't I
think of this before?
This is the perfect environment.
Why are you still dumping
finances into that money suck?
You've got no advertisers,
barely any audience.
Green is an ugly
color on you, Taylor,
and I make plenty of money, and
plenty of people
watch, how do you
think I get
investors interested?
We all know how you get
investors interested, BJ.
And it's not the business plan.
I am hurt and insulted.
No you're not.
Takes one to know one.
Sticks and stones.
Can we talk about
more pleasant things, please?
I really am not up for a
story about murdered children.
Sorry, Dorri, this is
too good of an opportunity.
Okay, gather round, girls.
I have got a story to tell.
15 years ago, there was a family
of mom, dad, and two girls.
The 'rents, they head
out for the weekend,
and little girlie
decides to throw
a pajama party with all
her little teenage friends.
Dear mystic board.
This table's a mess.
Shaeda!
Mother always says it's
hard to replace good help.
Your other maid was
at least decent,
too bad she took
that nasty tumble off the cliff.
If only she'd have obeyed orders.
Yeah, and then
she leaves us with
her little bitch.
I don't know what
my bleeding heart
parents were thinking
adopting her.
Between her and that,
what's his name,
the guy whose parents
take care of the ranch?
I wouldn't care to know.
Oh whatever, it doesn't matter.
But between them,
they're turning
my life into a trailer
trash nightmare.
So it's night,
and the girls, they...
They wake up to this
awful screaming.
They rush down to see where
the noise is coming from...
And they find one of
their friends dead.
Her implants cut
out of her body,
and one of them stuffed
down her throat.
The other one gone,
completely gone.
A trophy, they think.
A teenager with breast implants?
That's just not right.
It gives the girl
the wrong message
that her worth is connected to
her body, not her
mind and heart.
Really, there should
be a law against that.
Not the point,
Minnie, focus please!
So the girls try
to bolt, but the
only car there has
its tires slashed,
the house phone
is dead, so there
is no way to call for help.
So the girls, they
huddle in the teepee
and they use the fire pit
to send SOS signals by fire.
Okay, seriously,
BJ, smoke signals?
Hush, Taylor!
Go ahead, BJ.
So the girls lock themselves
in the house and wait for help.
Still, one by one, each one of
the girls dies a gruesome death.
And with each, the
killer takes a trophy.
A lock of hair, an
eyeball, things,
it turns out, that each girl
was most stuck up about.
They realized they
aren't safe anywhere,
so the remaining
girls, they take
their chances and they
hike up to the main gate.
Only one of them ever
made it out alive.
And they found her
mumbling incoherently,
her little feet
bleeding from running
barefoot through the forest.
And the only other
person to disappear
was the ranch hand's son.
Popular rumor is
that he's actually
the killer, you know they found
traces of his blood
in the forest,
but they never found the body.
And some townspeople
believe that
he, or his ghost,
is still out there.
Somewhere.
Waiting.
God!
Minnie!
Belinda?
Hi!
Hi!
Thank you, sir, you're too kind.
Hello!
I didn't...
You're so, I was just... sorry.
I am so glad I made it.
What a long journey.
Well I'm glad
you came on despite
Alice's situation with Eddie.
That is old history, Dorri,
we are closer than ever.
Might feel like you have
to wait and come with her.
Oh, no, actually
she insisted that
I go to my audition,
I had an audition
in the foggy city
of San Francisco.
And they simply adored me, so I
have really high
hopes for this one.
Well, it looks like everyone's
retiring, so if
you wouldn't mind
dreadfully, would
you... I'm gonna...
No, no, I think it's
probably about that time,
but you're in the
bunkhouse with Taylor,
so you might want
to put on some flats
if you're gonna walk
out there in the dark.
Oh, I can manage.
Honestly, Belinda,
we're in the forest.
I mean you're gonna
kill yourself in those.
Wait here, let me see if I
can get you a pair of shoes.
Okay.
Cuckoo!
Oh hey, honey bunny!
Oh girl, you smell like a dirty
old goat, where have you been?
Petting the dirty old goats!
Well you stink, please tell me
you're gonna shower
and clean up.
Well maybe I'll use this.
No, Minnie, please
give that back, that's...
Minnie, Minnie,
- What is this?
That's mine!
Oh my goodness,
this stuff is poison.
Well I'm not eating it.
Well this is inventive.
Please, it's
ridiculous, she made me.
Hey BJ, what
size shoe do you wear?
Belinda needs sneakers.
Well she's not getting mine,
I only brought one pair.
You have heard
of pores, haven't you?
Being absorbent,
hence the term porous?
What are you talking about?
He's using skin lightener.
I'm just saying, it
can't be good for you.
It's a little racist lightening
your skin anyway, isn't it, BJ?
I like to be lighter.
I don't see what
the big deal is,
it's not like you or
you would understand.
Hello, have you
looked at me recently?
And I grew up in a tiny
town and went to an all
white school, BJ, you
don't think I was bullied?
No, no, no, you
don't know bullying.
Honey, you try growing
up in Phoenix, Arizona.
Black or Latino, but I was
Indian, after 9/11, and gay.
Now you may have
broken a nail or two,
but honey I had to fight every
day just to get
through high school.
Okay, hold up, try being black
at any time in any place, plain,
with glasses and
a weight problem.
You don't have a weight problem.
You guys, we all know what
it's like to be bullied.
Oh please, look at you!
Not for nothing,
but I gotta agree
with Dorri on this one.
Oh yeah, it's lots of fun.
It's good to see everyone.
When are you coming back to me?
Wednesday.
Miss me?
Oh you know I do, I'm looking
forward to continue
our discussion.
I bet you are!
Taylor, are you still there?
I've lost the visual.
Taylor?
Taylor?
You done?
Just one last thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Shhhh...
Cassie, no.
Shhh.
Cassie, no...
Yeah, get it, baby.
Somebody's been a
very dirty little guard.
Oh yeah?
You feel that?
That's for you.
Taylor, we both know you're
not such a good girl.
No Cassie, you have to go.
"You have to go,"
you don't want me to go.
No, time to go, time to
go, time to go, time to go!
Hey, Taylor!
No!
Fucking straight girls.
Hey, not my hair!
I like it, it's sexy.
Look, it's gonna be all over
your body in about ten seconds.
It better be.
Oh, you're a dirty
girl, aren't you?
For the love of God!
Hey, Cassie.
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Goodnight.
You better hurry,
it's starting to rain.
What's this all about?
Don't ask.
Pajamas?
Nah.
What the heck
are you making, Minnie?
Quinoa with grilled tomato
and scrambled tofu, mmmm.
Okay, honey, I'm all for health,
but can we please
just have real eggs?
I mean where's the harm
in an unfertilized egg?
We're not killing anything.
Have you seen the way
those chickens are treated?
Shut up in tiny cages,
sitting in their own feces,
never able to
spread their wings,
their beaks clipped
off when they're
babies without anesthetic.
Okay, stop stop!
You're gonna ruin
eggs for me forever.
BJ, seriously, first
thing in the morning?
It's cinema verite, darling.
I don't care what you
call it, just stop it.
Stop it, stop it!
BJ, turn it off!
BJ, quit it, quit it!
Stop, stop it,
you're like a child.
Okay okay, is
Princess still sleeping?
Probably considering she had
her workout last
night, regretably
I got an eyeful of
it this morning.
Was it the little guard?
He can do so much better.
Oh he could, could he?
Well that stick
is so far up your
ass, you'll never have
the fun of knowing.
Just cause that's how you
like your sticks, Princess.
Girls, BJ, really,
this is getting quite vulgar.
You know Belinda, this whole
lady-like thing is
getting a little old.
What is that supposed to mean?
You really wanna get into this?
Eddie!
You gave up Eddie
for you career on Broadway.
Here a failure and try
to steal your sister's
husband to feel
better about yourself.
They were on a break, and no one
thought that they would get
back together, including you.
And I did make it to Broadway.
If by "Broadway" you mean
community theater in Jersey.
Come on, Belinda, how deep does
your delusion of
stardom actually go?
I never said I was a star, but
one can't ignore the
popularity of my biotherm ad.
Bio... Belinda,
that was 20 years ago.
It was a photo of your ass and
your leg and no one
even knew it was you.
I'm sorry, it's
time to face that
you lost and just go get a real
actor's job waiting
tables or something.
You're just a man-hating
deviant, you know that?
And I feel sorry for you because
something really awful must have
happened to you when you were a
little girl to
make you like that.
You disgust me!
Get back here!
You don't get to just say shit
like that and then
run out of here!
Cassie, let her go!
She doesn't mean any
harm, tell her, BJ.
No, sister, I'm with
Cassie on this one.
That was just plain wrong!
Give it back, Minnie!
Cassie, just leave me alone!
It's not funny.
Who are you?!
What do you want?
Ahhh!
Please!
Ha, Gin Rummy!
I quit, I'm tired of losing.
Hey you guys, check this out.
It's a spirit board.
Let's try to talk to
those poor murdered girls.
I can still feel their spirits
in the house crying
to speak out.
I don't wanna
talk to dead people,
I could be doing that
soon enough anyway.
That's not funny.
Did you find her?
I don't know how she moves that
fast in those ridiculous heels.
Morning.
Hey, just want to
let you all know
it's gonna storm,
gonna storm, hey.
I mean yeah, duh,
obviously it's gonna
storm, but it can
get crazy, you know,
when the wind picks
up, and I wouldn't
want anything to
happen to you girls.
So thanks for the
information, Gareth.
We'll let you know
if we need anything.
Alright.
Pretty pearls.
Hands off!
Oh please.
If I wanted him, it'd be like
taking candy from a baby.
I couldn't be bothered.
You know Princess, next time
you are bothered,
could you do it
somewhere else, I'm not getting
locked out of my bedroom
again tonight, okay?
You know, I'm
getting stir crazy,
who wants to get out of
here and go into town?
- That's a good idea.
- That'd be nice.
I'm gonna change.
Sorry, I'm ready now.
Are you sure we should leave?
I'm a little worried.
Oh please, she'll be back when
she gets over
herself, she's fine,
really, I'm sure, come on.
Are you okay, Dor?
I think, I think I
should probably lay down.
Yeah, I'm sorry, please
just go without me.
Are you sure, I can
stay with you if you want.
No, that's so sweet of you, but
I'm just gonna try to sleep.
Bring me back some soup maybe?
Okay.
It was here at Newhall Refinery
where the murdered girls
ate their last meal.
Are you coming, BJ?
Would you pick this up for
me, and I'll pay you back?
Yeah, yeah, it's okay,
P, don't worry about it.
Ooh, beer, how quaint.
Okay, so can I get
you guys some drinks?
I'm guessing the answer is no,
but do you by any remote stretch
of the imagination
have a green tea?
We have regular tea.
I'll just have a glass with ice.
I'll have an IPA, your favorite.
Me too.
I'll have a crisp apple.
Do you have any Kom...
Kombucha?
You have that?
Sure do!
Okay.
Are you guys passing through
from somewhere
else, cause you're
definitely not from these parts.
Yeah, we're staying up at the
Benton estate, up
by Middle Forest.
Oh...
Oh no, we already
know the story.
Really?
So you know that we all suspect
the ranch hand that lives there?
Uh, the older one.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Pamela, there's not one jot of
truth to that and you know it!
I heard...
Wait, wait,
wait, can I film this?
Sure.
Okay, and action.
Okay, so I heard from Johnny,
who heard from his
dad, who is friends
with the detective who is
investigating the murders,
that the ranch hand was
definitely a suspect.
Someone was having inappropriate
behavior with the stepdaughter,
and the rumor is it was him.
Anyways, it's just a rumor.
Not to put too
fine a point on it,
but I wouldn't stay
there if you paid me.
Especially you,
he would love you.
Apparently he had a
thing for red-heads
with small perky boobs.
Hey, babe.
Looking good, Pammy.
Spreading that rumor around
is just wrong and you know it!
Life without you heapin' a
bunch of murders on top of them.
I got to agree
with her, you know.
Come on, lighten up, you guys.
I'm just having a little fun.
Anyways, these
snotty bitches could
use a little fear
of God on them.
God...
I'm stuffed.
I need a nap.
Yes, indeed.
Food was pretty good though.
Yeah, for a diner.
Doesn't seem like
Belinda made it back yet.
She's probably in the bunkhouse.
Yeah, sulking.
I'll give that to Dorri.
That waitress was
really freaking me out.
Yeah?
You wanna sleep with me tonight?
I can protect you
from the big bad wolf.
You are the big
bad wolf, Cassie.
You guys, Belinda's
stuff is gone!
There's no answer
on her cell either.
What do you mean
her stuff is gone?
It's gone!
Shoes, everything!
Maybe the vanity killer got her.
And then stole her shoes?
That's not funny!
You drove her away, Cassie!
What?
What are you talking about?
Did you hear what
she said to me?
You were poking
her with a pointy
stick and she lashed out.
Minnie, come on.
Hey.
Oh God...
Why are you always lurking?
Uh, I had to feed the animals.
The Benton trust
says that we take
care of the ranch, so I'm
supposed to be here to do that.
So do that.
Alright.
Also, a cab came
through the gates
headed to the house
for a pick-up,
and I didn't see it drive out,
so I was just
wondering who left.
Oh, hey, cool, cool.
My sister wanted me to bring by
some umbrellas, I know that you
ladies wouldn't want your
hair to get all wet and all.
They're in the car.
Christ, ugh.
What, do ya live in a barn?
What just happened?
What did I just see?
This just happened.
Let me help you with those.
Do you think you're
too good for me, bitch?
Huh?
Hey!
Hey.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm just, I'm getting umbrellas.
Oh, what a mendacity!
M-E-N-D-A-C-I-T-Y,
it means a falsehood.
Just because you use
big words like menadicy,
does not make you
smarter than me.
No, trouncing you in
our college debates did.
Who gives flying flip
about some stupid debate?
Well it was your one chance to
show you had a brain and you're
not just arm candy,
which is all you are!
God, you can't even do that!
You and your stupid
virgin pussy!
I'd rather be a
virgin than a skank!
Virgin, sweet.
Gareth, in, now!
What, hey, whoa!
You did not just do that.
Oh ho, damn, this
is getting good.
You have had this coming
since freshman year!
I wanna watch it.
Oh my... that's a Varro.
You are gonna pay for that!
Oh no, my hair, not my hair!
You and your stupid hair!
It doesn't cover up
your stupid ugly brain,
and your mean bitch attitude!
One of these days,
someone is gonna
knock you down a notch!
I'm just a mess.
Princess, it's
just a little mud.
It's not, it's not
just a little mud.
I lost my job.
Oh shit.
It was eight months ago.
Stupid economy.
So now you bitches
can gloat because
even my brain is
worthless at this point.
Oh my gosh, Princess,
why didn't you tell us?
Maybe we can help.
Seriously, you should have said
something, we
wouldn't have judged.
Well not much.
I mean come on,
if you can't count
on your friends, who
can you count on?
She's right, I
bet if we all pool
our resources when we get back
home we can find you a new job.
Until then, I say we drink.
Okay.
I'm going to beat
Belinda senseless.
No message, no phone
call, it's rude.
Come on, Dorri,
come play with us.
Yeah, come on, Dorr.
I think it's stupid too,
but it's just for fun.
I prefer to read.
Suit yourself, go Minnie.
Dear spirit board,
please connect
us to the spirits of the house.
If you are here, give us a sign.
Oh my God, the door just opened
when the thing-a-ma-jiggy moved.
There's a spirit here.
I felt her pass.
The door opened because
Princess went outside.
Your spirit was the breeze.
And you moved the
thing-a-ma-jiggy, BJ.
I did not.
Yes you did.
Why would I?
This is stupid.
Forget the unbelievers,
go for it, Minnie.
Spirits of the
house, we have come as friends.
Let us help free your
souls with the truth.
Tell us, without
fear, do you know
who your murderer is?
Taylor went outside.
You know, I could give you
the money to tide you over.
That's very kind, but you know,
I just don't want to
owe anybody anything.
Thanks though.
I lost my virginity
when I was 14.
It was, um...
A date rape sort of thing.
Kind of felt like
it was my fault
cause I'm so pretty
and sexy and all that.
So it...
It just seems easier
not to start with a guy
cause once you start,
they don't want to stop.
You know, just to say that...
You're not the only one with
secrets you're ashamed of.
And if you tell anyone,
I will kill you.
Okay.
You coming back to the teepee?
In a bit.
Okay, see you in a bit.
I'm going to bed, Cassie.
Really, you gotta stop.
You're barking up
the wrong tree.
Okay, Taylor, open
the door, come on.
Come on, you know you want to.
Go away.
Taylor, why are you
pretending... oh, I get it!
You need an audience, right?
Hey, what the hell?!
How many times does she have
to tell you, no means no.
What do you care, Princess?
I don't, I'm just saying, maybe
you should respect her wishes.
Whatever...
[Princess[ Are you there?
Gareth!
Are you there?
Do I excite you, Princess?
Not my hair... Gareth!
Ahh!
Shit!
Minnie?
Oh, God!
You really should not sneak
up on people like that.
Alright, let me see.
Oh shit, Minnie, you're hurt.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, that was stupid.
I just wanted to...
Not that I'm a...
You know.
Because I'm not.
It's just...
There's just
something about you.
I feel it.
What are you...
Shh, hold on a second.
Alice!
Hi, how are you?
- Good, oh my Gosh!
- I made it!
How was your trip?
It was good.
Yeah?
It's kind of chilly.
It is chilly.
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
Just promise not to tell anyone.
What?
Did I do something wrong?
No, no.
Minnie, when this
trip is over...
If you'd like to
come and visit me
and maybe go to
dinner in public.
I, I would like that.
Fuckin' straight girls.
Hi.
Thank you.
You look beautiful.
You've lost more weight though.
Are you taking care of yourself?
Are you a little warm?
Really, stop, stop
fussing, I'm fine.
Okay, okay.
Cheers.
Did you happen to see
Belinda before you left?
Why would I have?
Belinda went back to LA.
You're joking.
Okay, what did Cassie do now?
No, that's beside the point,
I think, I think she was looking
for an excuse to
leave, to be back
in LA while you're gone.
You're wrong.
Dorri, it was one time,
I let it go, so should you.
Alice...
No, I know who Eddie is,
and I know what Eddie is.
And we talked, okay?
And I told him flat
out no more chances.
He actually cried.
He said he would do whatever it
took to make it up to
me, and I believe him.
You know Guy loves you.
He would be loyal to you.
I care about him, I do.
It's just, I told him it's one
of the reasons why I needed
to come here this weekend.
To be away from both of them and
figure out what I need.
You know what, if you were being
a friend right now, that's what
you'd be helping me do.
Okay.
Well then let me
start by telling you
that the person who
taught me to be confident
and independent is
anything but right now.
Listen, I know you need time to
work things out
for yourself, but
we all need help
every now and then.
And I know people,
you know, so...
if you want me to
take Belinda out...
What?
It's not funny.
I'm just saying.
Mmmm.
Hi.
Uh, hi.
Are you... how are you?
I'm still thinking
about last night.
What happened last night?
Oh my God, Minnie, honey,
what happened to your face?
I tripped and fell in the dark,
what happened to yours?!
Oh my God,
oh my God, you made it!
I didn't think you were coming.
Oh my God, what
happened to your face?
Oh, she tripped and fell when
she was out all alone walking
around without a purpose.
Dorri, hi!
Are you okay, you look so tired.
Yeah, you do, you kind
of look a little peaked.
Okay, well how about
we stop commenting on how
I look and let's just
say that I'm fine, okay?
Thanks, great, awesome.
Okay, you know what, there are
what look to be
amazing trails in here.
Who's up for a hike
after breakfast?
Guys, these
are like raspberries or...
Ow, and prickly.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi to you too.
What are you doing here?
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to freak you out.
I thought this place was empty.
I come here to watch
the animals sometimes.
Rocky!
Rocky, whatcha got there?
Oh Rocky, drop it, drop it now!
Ugh, looks like the coyotes
had dinner last night.
We could hear them.
They really enjoy the kill.
Turns into a symphony almost.
They'll come around here and
eat family pets and stuff.
There's no justification
for killing, Cassie.
They're just trying to
survive like the rest of us.
Oh no, Rocky, come!
Shoot.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
Have a beautiful day.
Rocky, Rocky, stop!
Oooh, who was that,
and where was I?
Forget it, BJ, he
doesn't play on our team.
Never stopped me before.
Princess still isn't back?
I left her a note,
she'll catch up or not.
He thought you were cute.
He was totally giving
you the eyeball.
The eyeball, Minnie!
You alright, Dor?
I'm fine.
Okay.
- Oh!
- Whoa!
I'm sorry, just go
ahead, I have to pee.
Oh, alright, I'll hang
back and wait for you.
Jesus, is there nothing
you won't do to see me naked?
Really?
I don't usually
get off on watching
girls pee, I was just gonna hang
back and keep watch for you.
Go please, I'm not
gonna go until you go.
Jesus!
Go!
Fine!
Thank you.
Dammit, Cassie!
Dammit, Cassie.
So you're a jackass?
I'm a donkey, girl, shit.
Oh, see, you don't want your
skin getting darker either.
No, I just don't want to
add skin cancer to the list.
Besides, haven't you ever heard
of growing old
gracefully, Darling.
Well good for you, you can get
old and wrinkly and
it won't matter,
but I am in the public eye.
I am!
I have to keep up appearances.
Taylor should have
caught up to us by now.
I'm sure she's lost.
She is truly
horrible with direction.
You know what, I think we
should backtrack and find her.
Oh for the love of God, Alice.
No, come on, let's go.
Cassie?
BJ?
You guys?!
Let's split up.
Alice, Dorri, you
guys take the fork.
Cassie, Minnie, and
I, we'll go back
down the way we
came, we'll regroup
at the house, and
if we don't find
her, she may have already
made her way back anyway.
What's that?
Alice, I can explain this.
It's okay, I already knew.
I found the videos
on Eddie's computer.
Videos?!
Jesus, how did he even do that?
I don't know, Cassie,
and I really don't care.
Right.
Alice, I am so sorry.
Does he know you know?
Yes, he knows, we talked.
He confessed to all of his...
Everyone, the list
just went on and on.
Honestly, it was just too much.
Oh God, Alice, I'm so sorry,
it just happened that one time,
and it didn't mean anything!
What?
Oh, shit, well I thought...
You were looking at
me when you said...
Wait, you mean he
didn't list me?
Oh, cause I'm a guy, sure, yeah,
God forbid, keep me his
dirty little secret!
BJ!
Oh shit, Alice, I'm sorry, I am.
And it's not like
we ever, you know,
I mean, well,
technically speaking,
honey, I would not do
that to you, I swear.
This, this is what
makes me so mad, Alice.
I mean really, where's
your self-esteem, honey?
One is enough, but
an endless list?
Alice, I have
felt insanely guilty.
I'm so sorry.
I mean even though I wasn't the
one that slept with him.
Are you saying Taylor?
Taylor!
Of all people, Goddamnit!
Has anyone of my friends
not slept with my husband?
Well you guys were
on a break at the...
I'm, I'm done, I'm
done with you and him!
What does friendship
mean to you guys?
I mean seriously, what?!
Which Cassie are you?
Cause this one I
don't wanna know.
Shit.
Let's go find Taylor before
she gets irretrievably lost.
Show yourselves, Goddammit!
Holy shit!
Alice, no, please, please, stay
back, don't touch the body!
That's not a body, that's
my sister, she could
still be alive!
Dorri, please, can
you help me here?!
Minnie, no, no, no
no no, Minnie, please.
Well it was her own heel.
Those were her favorites, 2009.
The extra high heel season,
it was a great season.
This reminds me of
a movie, what was it?
With Jennifer Jason Leigh?
Shit, bars, we had
bars the whole time,
Satellite blocker, I did a
show where the killer used it.
Here, Taylor, why don't
you check your phone.
We have got to get back to the
house and hope for
better reception,
another night of rain and there
won't be any evidence
left to process.
No, no no no no, I
don't wanna leave her.
There's nothing we can
do for her now, you guys.
We have to get out of here.
I mean maybe, maybe
she tripped and fell?
It could have been soft of
a freak accident, right?
And her heel just
flew off her foot
and jammed itself
in her eyeball.
You guys, what if
it's the Vanity Killer?
They never found him!
No, wait, remember Belinda?
What was her biggest
vanity, her legs,
she was always
lubing them up and
wearing those
ridiculously high heels.
I mean who was she
trying to impress anyway?
The bugs?
The coyotes?
Oh my God, the coyotes!
Don't think about it.
Oh, I have a feeling I'm gonna
be sorry I told that story.
Look, why don't we all
just go back to the house?
I'm gonna take the car and go
back to the guard gate for help.
I'm coming too.
Me too.
Why don't we all just go
back to the guard gate?!
Oh God...
Shit, oh this is not good.
Oh shit.
What's wrong?
The battery's gone.
Oh my God, this is
it, we're trapped.
He disabled the car
just like last time.
We're all gonna die, just
slaughtered like pigs!
BJ, BJ, what do you
think you're doing?!
She was freaking out,
you were freaking out!
And that's what you do
to people who freak out,
you slap the shit out of them!
Alright, alright, stop, stop,
this is not time to panic.
Okay, everybody just
relax for a second.
I'm gonna take a horse and go to
the guard gate for
help, just everybody
stay together and
go in the house.
Well now!
And lock the door.
Take this darkness away.
Cosmic mother, take
this darkness away.
When I sit with eyes
closed, enveloped
in self created shadows,
cause thou to blaze upon...
We've got a problem!
This is just gruesome.
Maybe she's still
alive somewhere.
Why did he take the body?
You guys remember that scene
from Silence of the Lambs where
there's that guy
who has his skull
removed and his brains exposed
and Hannibal is eating
parts of it for dinner.
Oh my God, what
if that's what he's doing?
Remember she was always so full
of herself about
how smart she was?
Oh poor Princess,
it's just horrible.
See, I told you guys
that... don't you dare!
We need to just get out of here.
There's enough horses,
if we share we...
Well actually it appears
there's only one left.
Where did they go?
How should I know, they were
all gone when I got there.
Maybe the killer drove them off.
Yeah, the killer must have.
What are you looking at
me for when you say that?
Not for nothing,
but Dor has a point.
It's kind of convenient that
there's only one horse left.
Plus everyone knows that you and
Belinda were pissed
at each other
and you and Princess
weren't best of friends.
What are you talking about,
Princess was my best friend!
Still, do you have an
alibi for last night?
Do you?!
I...
You followed Belinda
into the woods,
that's the last time we saw her!
Are you saying...
Stop it, both of you!
We are supposed to be friends.
We need to stick together.
I'm gonna stick to the plan.
Cassie, I don't think
it's safe out there.
I have got to go
and get us help now.
I'll be fine, really.
That's what
you said about Belinda.
Did we lock all the windows?
A little forewarning,
please, my heart can't take it.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I believe so.
I made up the couch for you
and Alice lent
you these pajamas.
Don't go out of the house
for anything tonight.
I won't.
We'll all stay in and
we'll stay safe, okay?
Goodnight.
You like this?
I know you do.
You're not as pure
as you like to play.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my God, she's dead, shit!
I misread her!
I should have done something.
There's no sign of forced entry.
There was something
unclean in her body.
It's bitter.
Could be Special K,
that has a bitter taste.
I tried it once.
For a show involving
murder and Special K.
I drank some tea last night too.
Come to think of
it, I dropped off
pretty quick even though
my mind was racing.
Cassie!
Go, go, go!
What the hell!
Oh my God, it was just here!
Guys!
It's a weak signal, but there's
no danger in the energy left in
the footprint, she
must have made it.
I love you Minnie,
but this is ridiculous.
How can you possibly know
anything from touching dirt?!
No no no, and it
doesn't make any sense anyway.
Guys, I hate to
repeat it, but Cassie
is looking more and
more suspicious.
No BJ!
Yes Minnie!
Ow, ow, ow!
Oh God, are you... oh, hang
on, it's a piece of glass.
Okay, I'm gonna
pull it out, okay?
One, two, three...
Oh God!
Okay, okay, just stay still.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
Okay, come here, I gotcha.
Guys, we are not safe.
We need to get
back in the house,
lock ourselves in until we can
figure out how to
get help, okay?
Okay.
Let's go.
Get back from her!
No no no, I was just looking
for my brother, and
I found her that way!
No, no, get back!
No, I was looking for
Gareth and I found...
Don't come any closer!
Please put that down.
Oh my God.
No shit.
There's rope under
the kitchen sink, BJ.
I've got something better.
Alice, Alice, give
me the poker, honey.
You got him, you got him good.
Are you getting any bars?
No.
Okay, I checked
each of the rooms.
All of the windows are
locked for sure this time.
Okay good, we're about 20 miles
from the guard
gate, that's gonna
take us at least a full
day of hiking and...
Oh boy, with Alice's foot...
I'd say we wait until the
crack of dawn and head out.
Alice, don't worry, we will all
take turns supporting you.
Thank you.
Until then, I just say
we all stay put, agreed?
One more thing, if Cassie comes
back, we can't let her in.
You can't do that!
My gosh, no!
You could be risking her life.
We have to, we don't know who
the killer is, and we
can't rule her out.
Why, because Taylor,
she couldn't get
her in bed, or Belinda was rude?
She may be annoyed,
hurt, frustrated,
and insulted, but
she is not a lunatic.
How do you know?
Maybe all these years she's been
on meds, and now
she stopped taking
them and flipped the switch.
No, no!
I, I don't believe that,
I just don't feel it.
This is stupid!
Cassie's never even
taken an aspirin!
People always say,
"Oh, he was the nicest
"person, can't imagine
him killing anybody,"
about some whack
job who flips out
and murders his entire family.
No, no no no no,
I'm sorry, Minnie,
I'm sorry Alice, feelings aside,
we can't take that chance
and risk letting her in.
Hey guys, I hate to be anal,
but we can please
not touch my creams?
I have them in a specific
order for a specific reason.
Come on, BJ!
Guess whose birthday it is!
- Aw, thanks, Minnie.
- Make a wish.
You know what?
Sitting here right
now, this very
minute, knowing I
could die tomorrow...
There's nothing I would wish for
except for Logan to
have a happy life.
How about wishing Eddie had
kept his thing in his pants.
I know Eddie's
caused a lot of pain.
Without the pain, there
wouldn't have been the love.
And that was something.
Even if he doesn't make
amends like he promised.
Make amends, what does
he mean make amends?
Belinda, Taylor, Princess, they
all slept with Eddie, and
now they are all dead.
Then I guess all
of us will be safe.
Oh, well, except for you, BJ.
Goddamn it, Dorri, I said I was
sorry, and I mean it!
I'm so sorry, Alice,
I didn't know,
you guys were on a break...
Ow!
Oh God, Dorri!
Dorri...
I'm fine.
Dorri, for the love of God, stop
saying that, you're not fine!
I've got, uh...
I've got three
months at the most.
Are the doctors sure?
It's fine, I'm okay,
I've come to peace with it.
It's not fair.
When is life fair?
Oh my God, what, what happened?!
That's a dead body.
Oh, like you didn't know that!
You people are lunatics.
Okay, let me just say, if you
are not the murderer, I
am really really sorry
and I promise we'll send someone
for you when we get to the gate.
Not sorry, and the law will
be coming for you soon!
Oh for Christ's sake,
I didn't kill anybody!
What's going on?
We gotta go, come on.
No wait, wait, don't leave me!
Wait!
Come on, don't
leave me like this!
Careful...
Come on!
Awww, come on!
I think we've gone
about five miles.
What've we got, 15?
This is worse than the
Bikram yoga class we took, huh?
Okay, wait, you
guys, I gotta stop.
Oh God...
You know, the more
I think about it,
the only logical
killer would have
to be those two guard guys.
I mean I think it would have to
take at least two people.
No, it has to be them!
At least we have
the one tied up.
Now all we have to
worry about is Gareth
and I think if he comes
upon us we can take him.
Oh my God!
Is he okay?
Oh my God, he's bleeding.
Is he bleeding from his...
Jesus!
I hit an innocent man
with a poker and
I left him to die!
Oh God, Minnie, no,
don't touch him!
It could be the brother.
Well if it is, he's secured.
No, not that one.
The family's kid, the one
who the police couldn't find.
Who was that guy who
passed us the other day?
That was weird, wasn't it?
This is private gated property,
what was he doing if he wasn't
staying in one of the houses?
I hate to say this, but aren't
we back to Cassie again?
Bunch, and she isn't
exactly the daintiest girl.
She must feel big and
awkward around some of you.
That was catty and
unbecoming of you, BJ!
She's beautiful!
Just because she's
tall and strong...
If that tweaks your
manhood because
you're petite, then
just zip your lip!
Wow, meow, what
has gotten into you?
Or on top of you!
Oh my God!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my Gosh!
Alice!
No, no, you leave her alone!
Stay back!
God damn it, BJ, what the...
Oh my God!
Stay back, stay back!
Oh my God!
Get off me!
Oh my God...
No no no no, she's alive,
she's alive, she's breathing.
- No!
- - Dorri, stop!
If she gets up again, she
can catch up with us, we can't
move fast enough with your foot.
I have to put her
out of commission!
Dorri, I don't
care what - No!
She's done, I can't bear it!
Let's go, come on!
I can't leave her.
Minnie, let's go, come on!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, BJ!
Oh my God.
Oh, oh my God, guys,
what's happening?!
BJ...
Oh God!
Oooh, guys!
Ow, ahhhh!
Help, guys, help!
It burns!
Should we check him?
No, just no.
He smells.
I yelled at him.
Why did I yell at him?
He deserved so much better.
Really?
Did he?
I mean he blew a
friend's husband.
Spit in her face by doing it.
He got what he deserved.
Dorri, how can you say that,
that just doesn't compare.
She's not saying anything.
I don't wanna hear
talk like that,
Dorri, I really don't.
Let's just get out of here.
No, everyone makes mistakes,
and everyone deserves a
chance at forgiveness.
This is why I didn't
want you on this trip.
I wish you stayed at
the animal sanctuary.
What?
You're too good a person.
You live your life
respecting the world,
forgiving those
who don't deserve
forgiveness, I just
...I didn't, I didn't
wanna see the
judgment in your eyes.
Okay, Dorri, Dorri!
Dorri, have you been
taking your lithium?
I needed to be
alert and on my toes.
I mean, I knew about
Princess and Belinda,
and you showed me the
pictures of Cassie and Taylor,
you know, Cassie I
figure wouldn't have,
you know, for obvious reasons.
She was an unfortunate casualty.
But Taylor, Taylor!
That is a different story!
And BJ...
BJ, I didn't suspect him.
You?!
- Dorri, how could you?!
- Viviana, I did!
I suspected Viviana, and all it
took was a phone call to
settle that possibility.
They were all your friends,
what is wrong with you?!
No, I couldn't
die without cutting
out the infection in your
sister's life, Minnie.
All those so-called
"friends" with
their selfishness and vanity,
and it's like a cancer.
It's insidious, and
it spreads through
them and it spills
out and it affects
everyone around them!
This is seriously insane!
Dorri, Dorri I love you
for caring, but this, this...
Trust me, you will feel better.
Maybe not this moment, but
in a few days from now?
I know, I know kids,
kids are cruel.
Girls especially.
When my mother died and I
was alone in the world...
My mother's employers took me in
and I thought maybe my
life will be better.
I'd have money,
respect, I would belong.
Who let the cows in?
Nothing changed.
My mom was dead, and I was still
the chubby daughter of a maid.
The only person
who was truly kind
to me was the son of a
ranch hand, he loved me.
He defended me like a brother.
If they had treated
me just, just
decently, you
know, I wouldn't...
But they were mean.
All those little spoiled girls.
They got what they deserved, and
I most definitely
felt better for it.
You killed everyone
I know, and for what?!
Get off me!
Minnie, no!
I don't wanna hurt
you, but I will.
What happened to your
"thou shalt not kill"
philosophy, Minnie?
You beginning to see how
it might be justified?
Alice...
When I thought I was worthless,
you treated me with value.
You stood up and you told me,
"No, you are worth more!"
Now I'm telling you
you are worth more.
Please remember
that when I'm gone.
This will be one killing I think
you'll agree is justified.
Ladies.
For hours, detective, no
one's telling us anything.
Imagine, we have more immediate
problems to deal with.
No, no!
Now you say your friend
there, she confessed to you?
Yes, she did.
I can't believe Dorri was
capable of something like that.
She was such a sweet person.
That "sweet person"
was a serious nut job.
I mean maybe losing her mother
in an early age pushed
her over the edge.
I'm not sure.
When we interviewed
the ranch hand's
kid, he was pretty sure Molly,
or "the little bitch"
as he called her,
had caused it, but we
couldn't prove anything.
I told her I could get
up the face on my own.
That's enough
to make anyone bitter.
When he disappeared that night,
we did find a
blood trail leading
into the woods and common wisdom
is that he escaped the killer,
but was seriously wounded.
Of course at that point
he was coyote food.
Now of course when Mr.
And Mrs. Benton died
a couple of months later
in that car accident,
we stopped investigating
altogether.
They left everything they
had to your friend there.
Speaking of, we did find another
body next to a
black convertible.
Viviana had a black convertible.
Who's that?
Vivianna Huffington.
And I'm sorry, but
if you're through,
I need to know, have your
officers found our friend Cassie?
She's in need of
immediate medical attention.
Well I'm sorry to
say, but that's her.
No, that can't be right.
Well she bled out.
I mean you don't survive having
the back of your head
smashed in like that.
You're lying!
She wasn't hit in
the back of the
head, she got hit in the front!
She was alive when we left her!
It can skew the memory,
trust me, she's very dead.
No!
Officer Daniels!
Yes, sir.
When you and your
friend are done here,
Officer Daniels will take
you back to town, okay?
Please don't touch
the body, Ma'am.
Alice!
Jesus, Alice, Jesus,
you're okay, thank God.
I got on the road
as soon as I heard.
Look, I know I messed up plenty.
And you can be mad
at me again tomorrow.
But right now, let
me take care of you.
Please.
Is that a yes?
I don't think there's
any fixing the past, Eddie.
Go home.
Logan needs one of us there.
I'm sorry!
Crazy bitches!
You know it's
not your fault that
all our friends died, right, Al?
Whatever you do, don't feel bad.
No, I know.
I won't.