You will soon feel the wrath
of Anastacio Balbitero Jr.!
Hide and seek underneath the moonlight.
Lets all play
in the darkness of the night.
When I count to ten,
all of you have hidden.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
AC, I can see your butt.
Where did they hide?
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Son...
Dad?
Mom!
Mommy!
Son...
Don't be shocked.
I said, don't be shocked!
Your father is dead.
If dad is dead, then who was...
Mommy!
Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Mom!
- Oh, Ramon...
- Good evening, Maam!
Is Kiki ready?
Yes.
Kiki, get down here!
Ramon is waiting for you.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
Son...
Dad?
My son, wait!
Wait, son!
How much is your barbeque?
Fifteen pesos.
How about this one?
Ten pesos.
Mom! Mom!
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Bro, here! Take this!
Hey, hey!
Bro, Mom, I saw dad's ghost again.
He looked different this time.
His belly was bigger...
and his hair was whiter.
Wait! That's not how you saw him before, right?
Maybe you just never noticed
that your dad's belly was really big.
Of course, when you get drown...
you get stuffed with sea water.
Then you eat seaweeds...
tin cans, styrofoam,
some used diapers and other stuff.
I ll get you some water.
Grandma, why does grandpa's ghost
always show itself to us?
How did grandpa die?
Your grandpa...
WES a seaman.
One day, his ship sank.
Then a shark ate him.
His body was never,found.
Kids, your belly will surely
bloat from drowning.
When you get drown, your body gets
stuffed with seaweeds, clams...
Maybe some cans,
styrotoam, used diapers...
and many other things.
Please, Marie.
Dont butt into the conversation.
This is family matter.
It's just the wind, son.
Don't be scared.
It's just thunder, son. Dont be stupid.
That's just the cat, son.
Don't be stupid. Please?
It's just your imagination.
Its just your imagination, Ramon.
Don't be scared! Don't be scared!
Bro, wake up!
Bro? Mom?
Get up! The whole town's
knocking on our door! Come on!
Come on!
Dont stop me! What the heck is this?!
They have to do this
in the middle of the night?
These idiots can't just barge in on us!
What are you doing here?!
Sorry for the intrusion.
You are not forgiven.
Your house is pretty far.
Yes. I know our house is quite far.
Good evening.
Mom, stop overreacting.
It's been a year since your
last payment for your bank loan.
SQ?
You havent paid your
real estate tax for two years.
And so?
You have not updated your
housing loan in three years.
So what?
For a grand total of...
Php 125,000.00
That's the amount of money you owe us.
Really?
You have until next month
to pay the full amount.
This is your last warning.
If you won't pay,
we will tear down your house...
and drag you out of here.
You, bastards!
Get out of here! Bastards!
We are sorry.
See you in court.
Stop it, mom! Stop it!
Where are your parents?
How come they're not
eating breakfast with us?
When will we leave this house, Bening?
Every year, you promise we will have
our own place, but you never fulfilled it!
I already made a promise, and
you still want me to fulfill it?
You are so demanding, Marie!
Marie! I can't hold it any longer!
Mom, Berting might hurt Marie.
Leave them alone.
It's a couple's argument.
I can? stand your mother any longer.
Up to now, she does not treat me
like I'm pan of the family.
That's not true!
Not true?!
Every time we take a family picture...
she excludes me because
ifs just for the family.
Am I not pan of the famity, Belting?!
Come on, Marie! It's just a picture!
Fine, III take pictures of you.
As many as you'd like.
Marie! Marie! Fm telling you...
I can't stand this anymore!
Mom, shouldnt we do something?
No, let them be.
Eat.
For seven years, Belting
Ive felt like I'm...
like Fm Cinderella.
She should say sorry
to Cinderella for that.
Mistreated. Humiliated.
Always being stepped on. Maligned.
Attacked. Rejected by your mother.
Your witch mother!
Marie! Marie!
Me? A witch?!
I'll show her who the witch is! ^
Mom, wait!
You said it's the couple's argument?
Why are you getting involved?
I changed my mind.
It's now a fight between in-laws!
Mom!
Marie! Marie!
Who's a witch?
Don't you
Marie! Let me out of here!
Mom...
Dont get mad at Marie.
Remember, being mad
makes you age faster?
You will lose your beautiful,
baby face.
Bro? Bro, get me out of here!
I beg of you! Open the closet!
Do I really have a baby's face?
Oh, mom. That's pretty obvious.
You look like youre
still twenty years old.
Oh, you. I'm turning sixty in
a couple of months. Remember?
Oh, my God.
I didn't know, mom
I thought you were only twenty.
But you know, mom,
if you finish your breakfast...
your face will be rejuvenated.
You might even look like a fetus.
Really?
Mother...
breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
So, let's eat.
Thanks.
I forgot.
Bro, ifs so dark in here!
That's a new fashion trend?
I'm going to look for a job.
NO Way!
Son you know you're
not fit for employment.
You're clumsy. Flimsy. Fragile.
Sickly. Weak. Asthmatic
Shaky. A scaredy cat.
Thanks for announcing it, mom.
Son, were just concerned for you.
Don't be too sensitive.
I will work for this family.
Bro, what kind of job can you get?
No one hires mummies.
If you think my heart is deceiving you
You should know
Ma'am, share your blessings.
Thanks.
- I need you
- Hello, Sir, share your blessings.
- So that I can live in this world
- Please: miss. Share your blessings.
Thank you so much. God bless you, sir.
I feel like Superman when I am with you
Php 76.25
Wow, my son! Thank you so much!
This will be a big help.
If you keep this up, we will
be able to pay our debt by 2017.
Let.me find li job.
Don't butt in, Marie.
This is family business.
Marie; I don't think you
should be the one to work
You have to take care
of Michelle and Ryan.
We have no other choice.
I'm at the right age.
And I want to help out.
Please, mom, can I be the one to work?
You're sickly. Weak. Asthmatic.
Flimsy.
Shaky.
Clumsy.
And also a scaredy cat.
That way.
There?
Yes.
Ouch!
It's not in yet.
I'm just cleaning your skin.
Thank you.
Youre welcome.
There?
Yes.
There?
Yes.
Thank you.
Php 3, 765.75 all in all.
We just need Php 121, 234.25
Good luck.
I have no blood left, mom.
Where will I get that kind of money?
Who's throwing stuff?
Job opening.
Immediate hiring.
Landscape artist.
Please call 9243218?
Whats a landscape artist?
Whats this?
Theres something inside.
Landscape artist.
A glorified gardener.
Ah... so that's what it is.
So, how much am I going to get?
Salary .
Php 121, 234.25!!!
Ive heard this before.
For real?
The salary is exactly the amount
you need! You're still complaining?
I don't believe this.
Get down. Get down from there.
Get down! Hurry!
Ramon, it's just a building.
It's just a building, Ramon.
Ramon, it's just a building.
Its just a building, Ramon.
Leave this place.
Do not dare to touch this land.
Leave!
But why?
There are so many of them here.
They cannot rest.
Who are "they?
Please expound!
Hey! Hey!
The soil here is too dry.
Nothing can survive here
except for camels and cacti.
Wow! That's amazing!
Relax, guys. It's just me.
Bless! Bless!
What?
You dropped your panty!
You, pervert. That isn't mine.
Just because it's an old granny panty,
doesn't mean it's'mine.
It has your name on it.
It's just a coincidence.
It has your signature.
What?
Your signature.
What?
Your signature.
What?! I can't hear you!
Your signal's weak!
Hi, Ma'am!
I have a joke for you.
Knock, knock!
Go home now!
You're fired!
His style is washed up.
Hi! You think I'm Vin Diesel?
Relax. It's just me.
Vin Diesel called me.
He wants his reputation back.
Do you want to have coffee with me?
Smile if yes. Backflip if no.
Of course, you'll smile.
It's harder to do a backflip.
You wanna kiss me?
Smile if yes. Double backflip
and somersault if no.
I'd rather lose my job.
Im fired.
Anyone else wants to get fired today?
This casino will open
in six months' time.
We need to begin landscaping at once.
Just in time for the launch.
I am going to hire 100 landscape artists.
My love for you is true
?And that is not a joke
Sol hope you ll believe
This love I have for you
Yes! Finally, we're free!
Ramon?
Ramon?! Ramon!
Ramon...
Aunt Belen, sorry
Don't you call me "Aunt."
You are not my niece.
Grandma Belen
What?!
Ma'am Belen...
Yes?
Ma'am Belen, Ramon is our most
hardworking landscape artist.
We can't afford to lose him.
He is an asset to the company.
He might be up for
employee of the month.
What good will being
an employee of the month do...
if my son is already dead?
I'm still alive, mom.
Quiet!
Im sorry for what happened.
I'll increase his salary,
even his hazard pay, over -
Ramon will not go back to work.
And that is my final answer.
You can leave now.
And dont forget to bring along
your best-in-costume maid.
Hey! I'm her aunt!
Really?
It doesn't look like it.
Come on, Anna.
We are not welcome here.
Anna, let's go!
Look who's talking!
My God!
From now on, Ramon,
you'll be my babe. I won? leave you.
Berting... Berting...
Dont mind it, it's just the wind.
The wind does not sound like that!
Thats not the wind! Come on!
Just go to sleep.
Stop it!
Be quiet.
Close the door.
Close it!
Come here! Come here, quick!
Marie! Marie!
Marie! Marie! Wait for me, Marie!
Marie! Marie!
Michelle!
Stop playing! Go to sleep!
You're it!
Mom...
Why does the bed stink?
It's like someone pissed on it.
And not just any piss,
it smells like a sixty-year-old s piss.
Oh, by the way. I'm going back to work.
Ramon::;
Mom, someone needs
to work in this family.
Our home is at stake here.
Okay, fine.
But when you go back to work...
you better tell me first, ok?
Yes mom.
Yes.
How come it still stinks of piss
even then the door's closed?
Its strong.
Ramon!
Why are you late?
Ma'am, because...
You came back.
I thought Aunt- Ma'am Belen
did not want you to work here again.
I thought so, too, Ma'am.
I thought she wouldn't let me.
Ok, I'll get back to work now.
Ramon...
My love for you is true
Ma'am, why are you crying?
This necklace is the only thing
my father left me before he died.
- It might get broken.
- Sorry, sorry.
I will untangle ifcarefully.
I miss my dad.
Every time I hear the word 'father '...
I always cry.
Father?
Fart.
Farting.
Father, father, father!
Sorry sorry.
Father, father, father!
Father, father, father!
It feels nice to "father" you.
Don't be so polite.
You can call me, Anna. Just Anna.
Anna Just Anna?
Anna Just Anna? Thats kind of long.
Anna!
Just kidding.
Is that so?
Hey! You're not hungry?!
What happened here?
This used to be a farm, right?
Filled with fruits/ vegetables,
and so many things. What happened?
You're right.
Maybe it's the effect of .global warming.
People should know that global warming is
the biggest threat to mankind and to earth.
But George Bush said...
There's a lot of different opinions...
but before we react, I think.it is best to
have full accounting, full understanding...
of whats taking place."
Stop it! It s time to go home!
For God's sake!
It s a good thing it easily untangles.
Of course. We can't stay here all day.
Anna...
Ramon...
Can I court you?
- Really?
- My love for you is true
And that is not a joke
Sol hope you 'll believe
This love I have for you
Sol hope you'll believe
Stop smiling like that, Anna!
What smile?
Am I smiling, Aunt Bless?
I'm not smiling.
That's your in-love smile.
Me, in love? What's that?
Is that edible?
Ouch!
Ramoncito! Are you in love?
Me, mom? In love?!
Hey, you have no proof.
- What are you talking about?
- Don't tell me you are courting that Anna.
I dont like her.
She's not pretty.
She just has big boobs.
Really, mom? They're big?
Big!
Like an underwear and
whiskey model combined!
Dont try to hide it, Anna.
You're so obvious.
You're a brave girl, but when
it comes to love, you're vulnerable.
You've been in love thirteen times now.
Thirteen times you've been heartbroken.
Thirteen times you've bought
your own wedding ring.
And youre only twenty-eight!
You're a flirt!
Don't you dare court that girl.
And dont hide it from me.
Family members don't lie.
Im not hiding anything, mom.
Promise.
Let's sleep, mom. Good night.
Good night! Sleep!
I have a new playmate!
Someone will finally bury us properly.
He is the key to our vengeance.
We will use Ramon's body.
You mean, we will possess him?
He was the one who
disturbed our resting place.
He woke us up.
Therefore, he is the chosen one.
The chosen one?
Ill be able to play again.
Go, Anya.
Entering the nose is no good.
Find another hole.
All right.
I have to time it right.
There, there. Perfect.
One, two, three...
It still didn't work.
Yuck! There's so much saliva.
Oh, I know what to do!
Ramon is naughty.
He likes it in a different way.
You, naughty boy.
Yuck! It stinks!
Dump that out, Ramon!
- It stinks!
- What the heck, Ramon?
Go to the bathroom!
Smells like septic tank!
Mom, that's your breath.
I tasted it.
How was your trip inside?
Hi, Anna! May I ask you out on a date?
This is my latest project - the casino!
What do you think, my friends?
It's a brilliant idea, Don Demetrio!
Why are they laughing? It's so corny.
Look who's talking!
How can you trust such faces?
I think theyre just
naturally happy people.
Listen up!
He is my foster father, Don Demetrio.
He owns this casino.
We all work for him.
You got it?!
Im happy to meet all of you.
We, workers, are also happy to meet you.
Shut up!
Father...
That is Ramon.
Our most hardworking and
most handsome employee.
Get back to work!
Go!
Ramon, just stay there.
Father...
This is Ramon.
Our most hardworking and
most handsome employee.
Is there anyone among you, lowlifes...
who wants to die by my gun
and the fists of my friends...
just to court Anna?
None. No one, Don Demetrio.
Hi, Anna! Let me walk you home.
Are you mad?
You're mad.
Anna...
You really are mad!
Anna...
How do you make a banana disappear?
How?
Replace "B" with "G".
Gone-nana. In English, it's gone
Anna, listen to me.
Let me explain.
And why should I listen to you?
Youre not even courting me, right?
It was my first time
to meet Don Demetrio.
Of course, I got a little scared.
A little? You were on your knees,
face flat on the ground...
Scared to your wits!
You're just a LITTLE scared?!
Anna...
I promise you, I'll be braver next time.
Anna...
Anna...
I want you to know...
I will pursue you.
I will court you,
and I will be proud of it.
Anna, how do you make a banana reappear?
How?
Showman-a'.!
How do you make a banana run?
How?
Runinanairunmana.
How do you make a banana go away?
How?
Bye-nana! Leave!
Gone-nana!
Wanna come with me?
Runinanairunmana.
Run-nana.
You came home late again!
Me?
No! me!
Late?
That's not true, Father.
Whos your new boyfriend?
Boyfriend?
What's that?
Is that edible?
Dont forget. You have had
thirteen boyfriends already.
They were all scared of me.
No one was brave enough to pursue you.
So if one thinks of courting you...
he must go through me first!
Because if not...
he can never get near you!
Yes, Father.
Bless...
talk some sense into your niece.
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Make a wish!
Now, blow the candle!
Blow!
Yehey!
Happy Birthday, Anna!
Thank you, Daddy!
I love you!
I love you, too, Daddy.
I miss my Daddy.
I wish he didn't die so soon.
We were so happy. Right, Auntie?
We were poor.
But Daddy and I were really
happy and contented.
Its not that Im complaining
with my life now.
Its just that...
I feel like I'm in a cage.
I understand, Anna.
But I also understand Don Demetrio.
He's just protecting you.
I saw how close Don Demetrio
and your Daddy were.
Thats why, when your Daddy died...
he took you in as his own.
But sometimes he's
too protective, Auntie.
He's always overreacting! Just like you.
Always overreacting!
Always!
Always overreacting!
Why?!
Why is he always overreacting?
Always, overreacting!
He's overreacting, Auntie!
Always overreacting!
Hey, Berting!
Why are you here?
Did you and Marie fight again?
Hey, Berting!
Get up! Let me sleep.
You don't want to get up?!
Berting!
Ramon!
What is it? Why are you calling me?
What do you want?
Hi, Babe!
It stinks like Durian!
She got hit with Durian!
It's him, Doc.
Oh, Ramon.
Hi Doc!
Belen. Berting.
According to my mother-in-law,
I'm not a part of the family.
Hello!
No! She's not part of the family, too.
Get used to it.
I am certainly not part of the family!
Thank God for that!
Yes, I know!
We're not related to reptiles!
Okay, fine.
Members of the family...
I'll give it to you straight.
Ramon's heart is really weak.
It's not asthma that makes him
black out when he gets scared...
but panic attacks.
Huh?
He should never get scared again.
If he gets scared...
he might die"
What!?
Doc? What does that mean?
It's like this...
Woah! Theres a ghost behind you Ramon!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Doc, revive him!
Clear?
Clear.
Ramon?!
Ramon...
That will happen if he gets
another panic attack.
Doc, does that mean I'll die
if I get scared again?
Like I said...
Whos that beside you?
Ramon!
Clear'
Clear.
Any more questions?
None.
We get it, Doc.
Good.
Okay. I ll go ahead.
Okay, Doc. Please, go ahead. Leave!
See! I told you this would happen!
You shouldn't be working for that girl!
But Mom^lm courting her!
No! I won't allow it!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Okay! I allow it! You may court her.
Right, my dear? I love you, dear!
I love you! Welcome to the family!
I love you!
Just for you my child.
Famiiy?
She's family?!
Hello, guys
Welcome to my crib!
Granny, is that you?
It's been a long time.
I know, right?
You touched the lot!
Granny, I'm still a virgin
Granny, we need your help.
Strange things are
happening in our house.
Yes!
Ask her help for your face, too.
Granny, dont sleep.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We need to be sure that
your house is haunted.
First...
If you feel there's someone
playing with your hair...
or with your blanket
while you 're sleeping.
We're 20% sure!
There's a ghost in your house.
Second...
If things disappear and
reappear by themselves...
We're 40% sure!
Third...
If you feel like someone's watching you
as you bathe, or as you brush your teeth...
or while you wash your dishes.
Were 60% sure!
Fourth...
If the piano plays...
by itself...
Granny, we don't have a piano.
Son, we have a piano!
Whey! We have a piano'.!
You can't pay for the house,
but you can buy a piano.
We're 80% sure!
Fifth...
When someone plays with a ball,
but nobody sees it.
It must not be a top or a toy car...
Just balls...
None.
There are no ghosts.
None.
Dan-dan-dan-dan.
We're 100% sure!
Berting, tell Ramon to take
the kids out of the house.
He can't be there when
we have the ghosts exorcised.
I said, he cant be there in the house -
This old geezers got nothin!
Crap,!
Lola Domeng?
Lola Domeng?
Lola -
Lola Domeng!
Shh!
She's sleeping!
Keep quiet!
What are you staring at us like that?
I had no idea Lola Domeng
still had some spunk left in her.
We're not gigolos.
We're her grandchildren.
Are you spirit mediums, too?
Uh...yeah.
Well, you do look like
you work with the dead.
Why do you say that?
Why are you here?
My house is haunted.
Maybe you can exorcise the ghosts.
Momfasyo bolele!
Dude, wait!
You should read it in reverse.
Start from the bottom.
It's called back-masking.
The spirits will weaken faster for sure.
What are those idiots doing?
Isn't it obvious?
Theyre trying to expel us.
Trdparis siyempri.
Depiti PU!
Devin pul Pu!
Streyawe meswen!
Meswena! Out!
Sister, Brother, look at this!
Whats that?
Amazing!
Go ahead, you, fools! Carry on!
I love this feeling!
Kiri woops.
Kiri woops. Kiri woops.
Kiri woops.
Kiri woops. Woops.
Away! They are just fooling us!
Yo! I feel complete!
Thanks, guys!
I don't look like a zombie anymore.
Me, too. I feel so powerful!
Boliripasyoma.
'Out!
Woop!
Come down from there!
What the heck!
My underwear!
Dude, help! Help!
That's so cool!
It's like telekinesis.
Ouch! This hurts!
Oh, it's hot!
Oh hurts! Ouch!
Now...
we can finally begin
our fight for justice.
Ouch! Ouch!
The spirits are gone.
We have driven them out!
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
I got scared for a moment.
Thank you so much!
Ramon! Hey!
Wake up! It's almost noon!
Mommy!!!
Mam!
Son?
Mom! There!
Look at what happened to Ramon!
The ceiling! The ceiling! The ceiling!
He a sleep!
He's sleeping soundly.
Ramon, it's time to eat!
Ramon, come on!
The food is getting cold. Hurry!
You're making me mad!
Sorry, mom.
Don't let the food get cold.
Sorry, mom.
Hey! Eat!
Yes, Mom.
Eat your food properly.
Yes, Grandma.
Let's play!
Ramon!
Why me Ramon?
Ramon! What are you doing?!
Stop fooling around!
What's happening to you?!
SPYBy Daddy, too!
I said, stop it!
Flying missile!
Breakfast is the most important meal,
Where is he going?
Hey!
Uncle Ramon, let me ride! Hurry!
No! That's dangerous!
Go back to eating your meal.
Kids, listen to your granny.
And you, come here! Get back here!
Ramon what are you doing?!
I can fly! I can fly!
I love you, babe.
What is happening to Ramon?
I told you so.
Something's wrong with Ramon.
You won't believe me!
Im back!
Ramon?
Ramon!
Hi!
Girlfriend!
Oh, you look like a boy.
Hi, babe!
Having burgundy hair
will make your skin glow.
Try it.
I'll try that.
And apply a very light
foundation to your cheeks...
to add a bit of contour on your face.
Wonderful!
Hes in touch with His feminine side.
Anna, enough of this nonsense!
Just tell them what they have to do.
Listen up
Don Demetrio and his co-investors
are coming to inspect the site.
Hey! What are you doing there?!
Digging up graves. What do you think?
Stop digging! Dont touch that area!
Why? Are you hiding something?
Anna!
Didn't I tell you...
never to be friends with
a man you dont even know?
He has to get passed me first.
He doesnt even look like a man.
You, monster!
Ramon...
don't be too hot-headed.
You're hot already.
Father, Ramon is no longer
just my friend.
We are in love.
In fact, we are getting married soon.
Anna, tell your girlfriend
to go to the house.
I will talk to him there.
Men, let's go!
I am Anastacio Balbitero Jr.!
I will go to your house.
Ramon, you are so brave.
Move it, girl.
Why am I wearing this?
If not for that Anna...
I could have already killed Demetrio.
Relax, sister.
The important thing is
to find some evidence.
That's exactly why I was digging,
to find evidence.
You know that Anna...
She's so hot.
Next time, I will possess Ramon's body...
and make out with Anna.
You're right! Anna is our key.
Yes!
Anna is our key.
Ok?i
To Demetrio.
We will do everything to
get Anna and Ramon closer.
Then we will go in.
We will go inside Anna.
Are you going inside her, too?
Pervert!
We will go inside Demetrios house.
Hairy, Small eyes, get ready!
Why?
Someone knows
about Anastacio Balbitero Jr.
Who?
Ramon...
one of my construction
workers at the lot.
Where we buried...
Anastacio Balbitero Jr. and his siblings?
Yes.
Before the stench gets worse.
Same modus operandi?
Kidnap him!
Then kill him!
Miss, how much is this?
Php 1.5 Million, Ma'am.
Oh, so cheap.
Beautiful.
Is there a bigger size?
We do have, Ma'am.
The most expensive one.
Okay, ma'am. I'll get one.
It must be very clear. My size is 4.75.
Here Ma'am.
Oh, here it is!
So beautiful.
What else do you have here?
That one!
- Welcome to my home!
- Hi, Sir!
Oh It's pretty!
- Sir, we dont have stock for boys.
- Wonderful!
Can I try this?
Go ahead.
Thank you!
This is beautiful!
I really like this!
How much-
Ra--mon...
Ramon?
Ramon!
Miss, do you have a hair clip?
Yes, Sir, we have. Wait, i'll get one.
So that it will fit perfectly
Place it here, miss.
Ramon?
Thank you!
Babe, I'm glad you came.
You know what?
Let me pick a nice sari for you.
I'm good with colors.
This one! Baby blue.
This one fits you.
Miss, hold this.
Here, babe.
Here we go.
Look at you!
We're both pretty now!
Go, girl!
Just follow me, babe. Okay?
Shake your body like this
Shake your body if you can
Like a snake tickling your body
Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey
Just keep moving your body if you can
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Here come the moves
Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves
Shake your body like this
Shake your body if you can
Like a snake tickling your body
Give it to me: baby
Show it to me, honey
Just keep shaking your body if you can
Baby girl, can I ride too?
Mommy...
- You're too old for that!
- Thank you
Get on!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Ramon!
Yehey feels great!
Shake your body like this
Shake your body if you can
Like a snake tickling your body
Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey
Just keep shaking your body, if you can
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Shake your body like this!
Shake your body if you can...
Like a snake tickling your body
Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey
Just keep shaking your body, if you can
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Here come the moves!
Shakalaka the moves! shakalaka
Shakalaka the moves! shakalaka
The moves! shakalaka
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Best date ever!
You surprised me, Ramon!
You never told me you can be...
your stylish, playful...
your naughty---
And your such a good kisser!
Really? I've kissed you?
I think it's time.
We're engaged?
But I haven't proposed to you yet.
Youre so busy.
So I proposed for you.
Youre lucky I said yes. I'm so happy!
Tomorrow, you have to go to my poster
father to ask for my hand in marriage.
Really? I kissed you?
Did you hear what she said?
Of course, I heard it.
I'm not blind.
This is our chance to finally
get inside Demetrio's house.
And Ramon will be our key!
Mom, I'm going to Anna's foster father...
to ask her hand in marriage.
Mom, what happened here?
Are the townspeople
forcing us to leave again?
Mom, that's not your name.
You are Belen Villamayor.
This is your handwriting.
Why did I write these?
I dont know.
You've been acting weird for days.
I don't know who you are anymore.
Am I Anastacio Balbitero Jr.?
Witnesses say that these
people were gunned down...
and were buried by
unidentified men in a vacant lot.
Ghosts who possess the living
are usually vengeful.
Whoever is possessed by these ghosts...
If he or she is still alive...
should start praying...
because these ghosts will not rest
until they get what they want...
even if they kill the one they possess!
What the hell, man?! This sucks!
Where the heck is Ramon?
He's still not here.
Beautiful women shouldn't
wait for such men!
So you're allowed to wait then?
What did you say?
- What did you say?!
- Auntie
Auntie!
Take this!
What did you say?
Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
You've been waiting for five hours.
Is he coming from Mindanao?
Maybe he bought flowers.
He's taking too long.
Is he still waiting for them to bloom?
Wandering spirits are very playful.
They can do a lot of bad things to us.
They can flick our ears.
Tickle our armpits.
Poke our butts.
Pinch our foreheads.
Tap your heads.
Bite your hands.
Give us a wet willies.
And pull on our eyebrows.
But for the sake of bringing
peace to Ramon's life...
I am begging you, do not move a muscle!
Do not ever leave!
And do not give in to the ghost's power!
We are Ramons strength!
Let's all hold hands.
Anastacio Balbitero Jr ..
can I invite you to
a heart-to-heart talk?
Father!
Let's play!
No! Im not part of the family.
I'm leaving already! Excuse me!
Nobody moves!
Nobody leaves!
Nobody gives in!
Im scared.
Anastacio' Balbitero Jr...
what do you want from me?
Please answer quickly
because Anna is waiting for me.
I hate the name Anastacio, babe.
For goodness' sake...
call me Chemerut.
Che...
Che...
Me...
Me...
Rut...
Ramon!
It's your turn...
Che...
Che...
Me...
Me...
Rut..
Rut!
We are the real owners of that land!
Thats true!
I have the title!
They stole it from me!
Those monsters!
They are animals!
Dog! Cat! Goat! Rabbit!
Turkey!
They are gutless!
They have no guts!
They are full of bile!
They have no shame! No mercy
No woman, no cry
All of them will pay
Where did he go?
He walked out.
Can the two of you walk out as well?
Ramon
He doesn't love me, Auntie.
He doesn't love me.
What did I tell you?
I know, right?
I really believed we were engaged.
I even matched our names to make sure.
E for Engagement.
Stupid! E is for Enemy!
Anna, maybe Ramon didn't show up
because he is the enemy.
Listen to me...
So you won't get hurt anymore...
repeat after me.
Ramon is my enemy
Ramon is my enemy
Ramon is my enemy
Ramon is my enemy!
Again!
Ramon is my enemy
Again!
Ramon is my enemy!
Faster!
Ramon is my enemy! Ramon is my enemy!
Ramon is my enemy!
Slower!
Ramon is my enemy!
Why did you leave us, Ramon?
Marie should have died instead!
Ramon is gone!
Bad move, Big Sis. You killed Ramon.
I didn't know he'd die from fright!
So what are we going to do now?
- It hurts! It hurts!
- How can we now possess him?
Maybe we can bring him back.
But were not God. Were just ghosts.
Ghosts.
Anya, you are the solution.
Use your remaining powers from the
fake spirit mediums to revive Ramon.
But if she does that...
she won't be able to possess
Ramon's body anymore.
Does that mean I won't be
able to play anymore?
This won't take long.
Everything will end soon.
We have to revive Ramon because
he is the only one who can help us.
Call the priest!
Call the priest!
Fine.
Mom!
Why didn't you wake me up?
Anna's going to kill me.
And why aren't you guys dressed?
I'll go ahead! Stay here!
Anna! Anna!
Stay there!
Anna! Anna Im here!
Don Demetrio...
Ive come here to ask
for Anna s hand in marriage
Here's my fist!
Go! Put him inside the car! Hurry!
Go!
Son?
Ramon?
Son? Son, what happened to you?
Dad, are you here to fetch me?
What are you saying, son?
Who did this to you?
Ramon!
Son...
Son!
Son!
Son!
You are despicable Demetrio!
It's so easy for you to take a life.
I volunteer.
Son?
You're'alive! You're alive!
Dad, you're dead!
You died already!
What are you saying? I'm still alive.
You can feel me hugging you.
You can see me crying. Look.
Dad, you're alive.
Dad! Dad!
Mom, tell me the truth!
Is dad dead or alive?
Ramon, what happened to you?
I got beaten up. Wasn't it in the news?
Answer my question!
Ramon you're toeing the line!
Knock first before you enter!
Come in!
Mom, tell me the truth!
Is dad dead or alive?
He's been dead a long time.
I told you, didn't I?
He became a seaman, then his ship sank.
A shark ate him.
His body was never found.
That's not true!
It is!
Dad is alive!
He's dead!
In fact, he's behind me right now.
Hi, children!
Yes, Im alive.
Mom!
You lied to us for so long.
I thought you said
it's bad to lie, Grandma?
I'm not walking out because
Im not part of the family. So...
I'm staying here.
Mom?
Since I was a kid,
I thought dad was a ghost.
I grew up a coward. Afraid...
Anxious? with no balls.
All along I shouldn't
have been scared...
because there's nothing
to be scared about.
Mom, please stop eating rice
every time you feel guilty!
Ramon, your father cheated on me.
He left us.
My rage made me hit him hard.
But even after I had beaten him up...
it still hurts.
It hurts here.
So, to punish him I
told all of you that he was dead.
But I came back.
Because your mistress left you!
I loved your father.
But he broke my heart.
He made me believe in forever, only
to be told that forever does not exist.
And I hated him for that...
because he pained me so deeply.
All my life, I was led to believe a lie.
Everything was a lie.
A lie, everything was!
I'm so sorry, son.
Mom, why are we talking in English?
Because it's a dramatic scene.
The lines sound better in English.
Do you still love me, Belen?
No, Anding.
I do not love you anymore.
But you can still be
a father to our children.
Thank you.
I feel for you.
If Berting left us for another woman...
I would have killed him as well.
Thank you, Marie.
You're welcome...
Mom.
This is the first time
you called me "mom", my child.
This was given to me by your grandfather.
It protected us from vampires.
It's also effective against ghosts.
As long as youre wearing that,
they cannot possess you.
Thanks, dad!
Be brave, Ramon.
Don't be like me, a coward.
But now I have realized that there
was nothing to fear but fear itself.
It's better to be possessed by spirits
than to be conquered by fear...
because spirits can be
exorcised by priests...
But fear can only be defeated by you.
You're right, dad.
I need to overcome my fear
before I can marry Anna.
But, of course.
You cannot love while
you are still living in fear.
Why is that?
Because it takes courage to love.
Wow, dad! You speak English.
Yeah. Your mom is right.
Dramatic lines sound better in English.
Show yourselves to me!
I'm not afraid anymore
Show yourselves!
Come on! Show yourselves!
Psst"
Babe...
Why do you look like that?
I got stomachaches from
our previous costumes.
And this is how we want to look like
when we finally get buried.
What do you want from me?
All we want is...
Hey! Hey! Stay back!
Is justice for the super ugly way
we were murdered.
Come on, bro.
It's so hard to impress the chicks
when you look like a zombie.
All I want is to fall in love like you.
Me, what I want is simple.
I just want a playmate, but he killed me.
Who?
Don Demetrio!
What?!
Call the police.
Dig up our bodies and
bring them to the authorities!
Four bodies were found.
Three adults and one child.
They were all gunned down.
Four?
But there's only three of them?
Who's the fourth one?
Madame, you have guests.
Let them in.
What are you doing here?
Anna, there is something you should know.
Sir...
Miss...
MY friend!
What brings you here?
How are you, my friend?
Demetrio Demetrio, we have
a warrant of arrest for the murder...
of Anastacio Balbitero Jr.,
Dado Balbitero, Anya Balbitero...
and Arnel Ignacio Jr.
My father?
My friend...
Yes. It pains me to tell you...
that the fourth body we found
at the crime scene is your father...
- Arnel Ignacio Jr.
- My father!
You, heartless criminal!
Monster! Demetrio Demetrio! I hate you!
You're the killer
of my father, Arnel Ignacio Jr.!
You are evil!
I wish you death!
Anna! Anna! Anna!
I am so sorry.
I swore to your father, on his grave,
that I would take care of you.
That I would treat you
like my own daughter.
All my life I was led to believe a lie!
Everything was a lie!
A lie, everything was!
It really does sound better in English.
How dare you! How dare you!
All my life I was led to be-
Enough!
We re taking him to the precinct.
Demetrio Demetrio,
you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be
used against you in the court of law.
Anna...
What?!
It's still closed.
Here.
Vhong diggy diggy diggy Vhong
diggy diggy diggy Vhong diggy diggy...
"w: flaw flaw hone-u...
At last, justice has prevailed!
You are the devil, Demetrio!
You are heartless!
F you, mother-father!
I will kill you, Demetrio!
I swear!
As long as I am living...
As long as I am dead...
As long as... Whatever! I will kill you!
Hi, relatives!
Uncle Ramon, Grandma Belen is missing
What do you mean?
She was taken.
She usually wakes up at 5:30 AM.
But ifs already 7:30 AM.
We didn't make it to school,
and that's very unusual.
We should report this to the police!
Bro, bro! I talked to the night watch.
They saw a Mexican-looking fellow
come out of our house last night.
My father!
Your father?
My adoptive father!
Where is mom?
Check the earthen jar.
She was taken to an abandoned building.
An abandoned building?
Yes. In an abandoned building.
That's where she was taken.
Why in an abandoned building?
All kidnapped victims are taken there.
From Mara, to Marimar,
to Claudine, even Kristine Hermosa.
Everyone who's been kidnapped
is taken there.
Not in a swimming pool...
Not in an apartment, or a condo.
Shes in an abandoned building for sure.
Good evening, Ma'am Anna, Miss Bless!
Where's my father?
I can't tell you.
Hes inside...
with the kidnap victim.
He has been waiting for you.
And Ramon as well.
You want to get hurt before
giving a straight answer?
Father!
Father!
Take care, Anna!
Arent you tired of being a goon?
No! Where is your girlfriend?
He's the one I need!
He's not here. He's busy.
Let Mommy Belen go!
Just try to come near me!
I will blow your ugly
mother-in-laws brains out!
Phew! Is that all?
Just shoot her and get it over with!
I dare you! Take one more step!
Take one more step! Go!
Aunt Bless!
See? You don't have the balls. Sheesh!
Don Demetrio! Let go of our mother!
You have no mercy for an old woman!
She's so old that she pees
on the bed. Just let her go!
Face me instead!
Son of a gun!
Ramon!
Father!
How have you been, Demetrio?
Did you miss me?
I asked you if you missed me.
Tell me you did.
Tell me you did!
Yes!
How does it feel...
to have the people you killed
haunting you now?
Innocent people that you
killed without mercy?
What if he dies instead?!
You won t give it to me?!
You're it!
You, heartless monster!
She's just a child!
You will soon feel the wrath
of Anastasio Balbitero Jr.!
Oh, really?
Why arent you laughing?!
Laugh! Laugh!
You never really learned
to join the party, Arnel.
The number of bullets you fired
that night you killed us...
is the number of times
I will make you suffer.
Run! Run!
Shut up
Don't touch me! Dont you dare touch me!
Raise your hand!
Raise your other hand!
Raise your foot!
Raise your other foot!
And raise your-
Surprise!
I dare you. Shoot my hand!
Go ahead and shoot!
I will take you to your grave!
Chemerut, that wasn't part of the deal!
I will take you to your grave!
Shut up! I will take him to his grave!
You can't do that, Chemerut! You can't!
Damn it!
This one is for Dadu!
Goodie!
Hi! Im already here!
This one is for Anya!
And this one is for me!
Faster! Let me go
Come on! Just bring the chair with you.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up
Hurry!
- Hurry up!
- The chair is heavy can't you see?!
Do you still remember what you did to us?
You forced me to give you our land!
Now, it is you who will die! And I...
myself... myself...
...myself...
Stop it, Chemerut!
Myself... myself... myself...
Stop it, Ramon!
Wait, I'm Ramon! Stop it, Chemerut!
Myself... myself... myself...
Myself... will bury your corpse!
What did you do?!
I know my father's sins are grave...
but it is not up to us
to sentence him to death.
Ramon!
Ouch! That hurts!
Why did you eject me from your body?!
I'm not finished with Demetrio!
Take off that rosary! He has to die!
Sorry, Chemerut. I cant do it.
What do you mean
you cant do it?! You're a coward!
Yes, Im a coward...
but not this time.
You make me braver.
And I promise you will get
the justice you deserve.
I will make sure
Don Demetrio goes to jail.
Chemerut, I want to be braver...
but not in the way you
want me to, by killing a person.
That's not me.
I hope you understand, Chemerut.
Sis...
I think this is enough.
Weve used Ramon enough.
Big Sis, I'm okay with just
seeing him behind bars.
I'm so proud of you!
You're so brave!
Youre my hero!
Excuse me.
Can I make a request?
Can you, at least bury us first?
Move it!
I can't believe you did that!
Wipe it off. That tastes rotten.
Thank you so much, Ramon.
We owe you a lot
for what you did for us.
Don't worry.
One day, we will come back
to return the favor.
Oh, no need. No need.
I'm good. I'm good.
No, I insist.
No, please dont.
Goodbye, bro.
I hope you and Anna will
have some sexy time someday.
I pray for that.
Bye bye!
- Anna!
- Does she have to step on us?!
Ouch! Ouch!
My child...
Dad...
I miss you so much.
Please, don't go. Stay with me.
I miss you too, Anna.
You may not see me but
I am with you every single day.
One day, we will be together again.
But for now
live your life with Ramon.
I like him.
Cheers!
I love you, my child.
I love you too, dad.
In the name of the father, and of
the son, and of the Holy spirit, Amen.
Php 124,000.00
Php 125,234.25
Thank you!
Thank you so much.
Here is your land title.
Thank you.
You may leave.
Can we all take a picture?
Sure! Let's go, come on.
Wacky! Wacky!
Yes!
Are you ready, babe?
I was born ready, babe.
Wait a minute, babe.
I need to show you my true self.
I kept this as a secret
from my parents...
from my brother...
even from myself.
But I want you, and only you, to know.
You're such a cutie!
I also want to be honest to you.
Huh?
Wait!
Lets just sleep! Let s sleep!
Let's pray, babe! Let's pray!
Do I make you feel awkward?
Slightly, babe.
Okay. Hand me my bangs, please.
Okay, okay.
I will get them.
Hey! Psst!
Babe, theres somebody on our bed!