Dachimawa Lee (2008)

Presented by Showbox / Mediaplex
Produced by Filmmaker R&K
1942, The Soviet Embassy
in Beijing
Plan 1 is on.
Go ahead and begin Plan 2.
She's going that way!
You could get caught!
A thirsty dog must drink.
Take the list and go!
You will surely become a nameless ghost
on this foreign soil.
ls there anything more to say?
Please go, or you too will
part with this sorry world!
You're a good person...
l wish l had you...
Whether driven by virtue or vice,
we all die eventually.
Only the method and purpose vary.
lf this is fate, let it come.
And we shall meet it head on.
Why do l have this nagging thought
that someone could break in here?
Must surely be
my nervous imagination.
Look up at the stars in the sky.
They shine at night and
people hide in the darkness.
Thus evil is born in the
small hours of the night.
Throw down the chains of betrayal
and take my fist as repentance?
No... this can't be happening.
Heinous lies are unforgivable!
But why!
l couldn't help it!
No excuses!
Please say it isn't so!
When puberty begins, one seeks
the opposite gender, not friends.
When one gets hot flashes
and grey hair appears...
...pursuit of happiness becomes
higher priority than national security.
Enough with the show!
who would cast a stone at her
in this hour of tragic history
Codename Madam Jang was
once an ordinary girl with dreams
Madam Jang (Real name Sook-ja Jang)
Codename Madam Jang was
once an ordinary girl with dreams
a bit prematurely aged however
But as her family fought against
Japanese occupation,
she was naturally influenced
by their involvement in the movement...
and found herself following
in their footsteps as a secret agent.
13 years as a secret agent
had deprived her of her youth.
She had once fallen in love...
but she was already married
to her country.
Sook-ja was also a woman with
passion coursing through her veins.
Having spent years alone
carrying out dangerous missions,
blowing up buildings,
Ah another explosion!
Torturing the enemy,
Ah More pain!,
and killing people,
it was true that she felt
utterly alone when night fell.
Then one day...
Here comes a lonely wolf
Oh, my god!
Finally,
he's shaking her mind!
and his name is damanegi
l chose passionate love,
that's all.
Not just a fling, or something to
shield me against loneliness.
So you had some innocence
left in you!
But you have committed treason
and cheated on our country!
Cheated?! The marriage isn't
even official yet!
lt's still common law marriage!
So how does this change anything?!
You don't pick flowers
that have already withered!
Enough!
Stop defending yourself!
Just accept your sins
and end your vice-laden life!
Accept my fist while at it!
Swallow it, and you will explode
in 5 seconds, Jang Madam.
lt's Madam Jang,
not Jang Madam.
l see.
Good bye, Jang Sook-ja.
Where is he?
Oh my gosh!
Why are you so late?
Because of Madam Jang?
So it was true.
Who would have thought
she would end up like that...
A beautiful rose has many thorns.
The list of Japanese agents?
Here.
My gosh!
l believe it's time to bid farewell
to this place.
Ready?
With you, always.
Tokyo, Japan
Snowy Horse
Good evening.
Today we talk about Golden Buddha
containing names of Korean agents
threatening the future of the
Japanese Empire.
The agents on the list
work all around the world
to collect funds for their course.
The moment we get that list,
the freedom fighters and the
Shanghai provisional government
that have been expanding their
activities down from Manchuria
will take a tremendous hit
and be forced to retreat.
We have received the reports.
But how do you propose to...
get your hands on Golden Buddha?
Okay, okay.
Boss.
How can you get the statue?
Please provide basic information
and expenses needed
and we shall get it for you
in not time.
We also like Miss Myong-wor.
if we give them
basic information and expenses
they can bring the Golden Buddha
quickly and surely.
And they like Miss Myung-wor.
Oh, l see.
l can give you the funds necessary.
but do you know
where the statue is?
You say money is not a problem
but you don't know its whereabouts?
Yes, that's right.
Then tell him not to worry.
He says not to worry about
the statue's whereabouts.
How come no one's translating
into Chinese?
Just have the money ready
and l will tell you where it is.
Let's meet in Switzerland
at the World Spy Conference
and make the exchange
in the secret bank there.
to guarantee the safety of
the money and the statue.
Boss, let's exchange the statue
and the money in Switzerland.
Oh, my God!
Sorry, sir, but we did our best.
lt's okay.
l spy a fly.
A pussy cat with sharp claws.
How much to buy you?
l won't ask for a discount.
Your words are as foul
as your breath.
You're obviously no ordinary
cat seeing as your made it this far.
Why, you... You traitor!
That was my mother's name.
Listen, you son of a traitor.
l kneel before you today...
but mark my words! l shall surely
tell of your treacherous acts!
You leave me no choice but to
zip up that cute little kitty mouth.
Dooman River
lt is as ''moth to a flame'', and
''out of the pan and into the fire.''
This could only mean
the situation's getting worse.
Wouldn't ''as leaves in the wind''
be more appropriate?
But ''leaves in the wind'' implies
we are helpless.
Leaves have no voice, but comrades
are crying out to us.
Then is it not illogical?
Such good ears you have.
There is only one thing to do.
We must send him in.
You don't mean...!
Let me help you ma'am.
Why, thank you.
Oh, my back.
Oops a daisy!
What's happen?
Oh, no!
Good lord! My money's gone!
Everyone! My money is gone!
What shall l do!
What's your fucking problem!
Hand it over!
You're pushing it!
Testing my patience?
One of us is certainly being patient.
l'm afraid l lost my patience
a long time ago.
That's your problem.
Why, you!
What an idiot.
You're determined to sign off
your life on a speeding train!
And you seem to have signed off
on your decency, little boy.
Who the fuck are you?
You don't recognize the Border Lynx?
You should already know
my name by now
You're...
Lynx or Mink or whoever you are,
this is getting heavy.
So could you return it
to the owner?
Yes, sir!
Why did l do that?
l'm sorry.
Please!
l'm so sorry.
lt's because of you.
This is my money!
Would repenting now
cleanse my disgraced blood?
l reproach myself to no end!
Weep.
Weep until your bad blood
is all washed away in tears.
Who doesn't make mistakes?
Did we come
into this world to cry?
As long as there are youngsters like
you who will acknowledge their sins,
our future looks bright!
Goodness!
lt's time to say goodbye.
Goodbye.
But, sir!
Sir!
What do you want?
l live this sorry life because l met
the wrong kind of people.
l wanted to take the right path,
but reality would not let me do so.
But if you take me under your wing
l will dedicate my entire life
to doing the right thing!
He's so handsome.
l'm not big enough of a man
to be responsible for another's life.
l understand what you mean
but look around.
l'm sure you'll find
someone much worthier.
Let us not forget how we crossed
our destined paths today.
Dachimawa Lee!
Dachimawa Lee!
DACHlMAWA LEE!
Shanghai Station, China
Please! Help me!
Trying to resist me makes you
even more irresistible.
And being the men we are,
how can we pass this up?
Yummy. l'm sure she tastes
like wild raspberries.
Why are doing this?
l'll scream!
Go on, scream.
We also enjoy having women
scream and swear at us.
Stop!
No wonder the sky was as overcast
as my wife's fugly face today.
lt was a sign that l would meet
an obnoxious guest from Korea.
You should be careful.
Or something bad might happen.
You filthy Korean!
l'll let you sleep on a cold bed,
six feet under!
Nothing like Korea's Tekkyun to
wipe the smile off your grotesque face!
Tekkyun?
l'll take you on.
This should be fun.
Oh, no!
You protect yourself quite well.
l see you've been taking
lessons from a master.
But you underestimated me!
Take that!
Use karate!
Why are you falling down?
You Korean! This samurai
will take you on!
Didn't know this!
Roll!
Broken!
l'm hit!
Take that!
- Poor maiden.
- You're so noble!
Don't worry.
Woo, my ribs!
lmpressive.
You live up to your reputation.
l'm Mari and l'll be your partner
on this mission.
Then?
You are really something.
l'm Agent 6.
l'm not sure
l like this welcome.
l apologize if we offended you.
But we needed to see
if you were up to the task.
You're on this mission with me?
But what about Geum Yeon-ja?
l guess you haven't heard.
She's been missing
since 2 days ago.
lt's unlikely she's still alive.
- No way.
- Yes way.
Agent Yeon-ja was tracking a leak
within the agency
when she disappeared.
This is ''Snowy Horse,''
a restaurant in Tokyo.
She knew Japanese agents met there,
and worked undercover as a waitress.
So the horse got to her.
According to her reports,
Japanese spies are looking for this.
Real gold?
Only 14k.
No, more like a single coat,
actually.
That's not important.
What's inside is really important!
lnside the Buddha!
The statue contains a list of
all our secret agents
who are working around the world
to raise funds for our independence.
What?
Agent 8 managed to get the list
and is waiting for us in Manchuria.
The problem is, Manchurian bandits
are tracking this statue too.
You must go to our lab at Princeton
University to get weapons and funds.
Princeton University, 08544
New Jersey, USA
Research Center for the
provisional government of Korea
Who is this!
You're still in your prime.
And you're still a sweet talker.
l heard about your mission.
lt will be your most difficult and
more dangerous mission yet.
Laying down my life is not a big deal
when it is for my country.
~ Until the East Sea and the Beckdoo
Mountains all wear away
~ May God protect our country.
~ Rose of Sharon and the beautiful
Geumgang mountains
~ May you live on forever
with Korea and its people.
You bad man!
- Up to your old tricks again?
- What?
Stealing women's hearts.
There's no time for jokes.
Geum Yeon-ja is...
You're right.
l forgot we have no time to waste.
Take this.
What's this weapon?
Hold on.
Hold your temper.
This is a breath of heaven.
This gum was developed
in Mexico and the U.S.
from the mid 1800s.
lt's a must for agents like yourself
who meet all kinds of people.
lt stays chewy without melting.
Now let's get started.
You'r e familiar with this model,
right?
This is...
lt's the latest automatic model.
But it's made of an alloy
unlike the other models.
That's why it's heavy.
One smack and it's lights out.
But in order to match the weight,
the barrel is filled with
a special alloy,
so you have to use the bullets
in a different gun.
And last but not least...
lsn't that a sprayer?
You think like a field agent.
This is not simply a sprayer.
This is a portable bidet and it's still
in development in other countries.
What?
Our agents suffered from
irregular life styles
and sleeping out frequently.
Agent 62 who worked in Frankfurt
lost his life to bleeding caused by
hemorrhoids.
So! After a long stakeout
you can say goodbye to that
uncomfortable after feeling.
Air Force Aerodrome,
Nevada, U.S.A.
Air Force Aerodrome,
Nevada, U.S.A.
l'm sorry for sending only Agent Mari
with you on a dangerous mission.
After all, it only seats two people.
lt would be my pleasure to go with
You bad man!
l'm so embarrassed!
That's gotta hurt.
She looks tough but she's
still a soft-hearted woman.
Please look after her.
lt makes no difference
on a mission.
Agent Mari is just an agent to me.
You've opened up to so many
female agents before,
so l'm surprised by that remark.
l want to make one thing
very clear.
Geum Yeon-ja is the last tenant
of my heart.
Then accomplish this mission
in her memory!
Are you crying?
lt is rain, l believe.
There's a speed limit up ahead.
Please reduce your speed.
Antique Alley, Manchurian
lnternational Trade Market
Hello, Come in.
Good day.
You have many good items.
l didn't know
there was such a place.
Just tell me what you need.
We're looking for
a statue of Buddha.
We have them.
What kind are you looking for?.
One that's made of gold.
Oh, dear.
- We have no golden ones.
- No?
We heard that you had it.
You were misinformed.
Misinformed?
Agent 8.
No!
So the statue sprouted wings
Agent 8?
Produce the statue
before l count to 3.
You coward!
One.
Just kill me!
Two!
For our lndependence!
Three!
Watch where you're going!
l'm sorry.
You even speak Chinese.
How many languages do you speak?
Enough to embrace the whole world.
Oh my God.
How could they?
Maybe...
We were too late.
lf your hair hadn't gotten caught up
in the propeller,
we might have arrived in time.
l don't know what to say.
l take full responsibility for not
separating my emotions from my job.
Agent 8!
l thought l wouldn't get
to say goodbye.
l'm relieved to see you.
Save your breath.
lt's too late.
Agent 8! Agent 8!
Agent 8!
l didn't carry out my mission.
Please forgive me.
Who dare forgive who?
Human beings do not have the right
to give forgiveness.
There isn't much time...
What?
lt was the Manchurian bandits.
A man called Mr. Wang
is their contact man.
Mr. Wang!
lf you take a horse...
to the place l tell you...
You might catch up with them...
The horses... out back.
No!
Agent 8! Agent 8!
Sangpal!
Black Dragon River
Agent 8 is gone forever,
so the world is working against us.
That means we are alone
in the world.
lf you think of Agent 8 leaving us,
l would say this is more of an
upsetting and painful situation.
How did he die?
The Manchurian bandits tortured him
and suffocated him to death,
by forcing snot and saliva
down his throat.
Those villains!
We should move before
it's too late.
The two of us?
No.
The statue is obviously there.
So you must get it, even without me.
You stay here in case...
Don't say that!
Not even as a joke!
Really
Mari! l don't want to
put you in danger.
Dachimawa Lee.
Promise me
that you'll come back to me.
- We shouldn't.
- We should.
Why is my heart beating so?
My head and my heart do not agree.
l'm ready.
- l can't do this!
- You can.
Your lips are drawing me in,
- l know.
- Yeon-ja, l'm sorry.
Fool.
Sneaking in is going to be tough.
One smack and it's lights out.
This isn't enough.
What shall l do?
so you have to use the bullets
in a different gun.
Professor Nam prepared me for
every possible situation.
l just hope he lives a long, full life
and continues working for our country.
Don't kick. Pull.
Drop your weapons
and raise your hands!
Wait, this is Manchuria!
l said, drop your weapons
and raise your hands!
l like your guts.
What do you want?
l hear there's a lot of money
to be made here.
l want a cut.
What are you talking about?
The Golden Buddha.
What the hell
are you talking about?
Whoever chops his head off
gets a casket of gold!
~ l think of him when it rains.
~ He was always quiet.
~ He hid the pain of love,
~ and cried over the one
who left him.
~ One rainy day in the car,
he asked me,
~ What's the saddest thing
in the world?
~ He said affection was
sadder than love,
~ and lowered his head then.
~ He played the guitar for me
in my hospital room.
~ He comforted me
and l loved him.
~ He left without
a word of goodbye.
~ Where is he and is he happy?
~ Does he ever think of me?
~ Oh, how l still miss him so.
~ He came into my heart.
Quickly!
l told you not to come down here!
There's no time.
My license is restricted to cars!
l told you l didn't have
the right license!
Where's the statue?
Here!
Mari!
Oh, no.
Bring me his dead body!
Quick! Find the Golden Buddha!
Come on, get a move on!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Where am l?
Who are you?
Why am l here?
Oh, no.
l can't remember anything.
How l came here.
Who l am...
l don't know who you are
but l get the feeling you're a
rich businessman or a diplomat.
Why is that?
You had a lot of cash
in your pocket.
So l guess you're buying lunch?
What would l do with money
when l don't even know who l am?
This was in your pocket too.
l don't know where it's from
but it looks like a sturdy device.
l'm not sure,
but l don't think...
You're whining over a water bottle?
No, no. lt's just that...
How come you don't have
protection money for me, huh?
Do l have to beat the crap
out of you?
What are you gawking at?
Get out of here, all of you.
Sir!
You should be careful.
Just let me know
if you have any problems.
What a strange man.
Hold on.
How long has it been?
You know me?
You're gonna be like that
just 'cause l made a tiny mistake?
What are you doing way out here?
l don't know.
You've seen me before?
Sir!
l know it's my fault for not
showing you that l'm a better man
but you keep this up
and l'll get upset.
- Who the hell am l!
- Let me go!
lf you don't want to be associated
with me, just say so.
There's no need to embarrass me
in front of all these people.
Like l told you before, l didn't plan
to keep living like this.
l have an aging mother,
sisters ready to get married,
my cousins, and half cousins
born out of wedlock.
A huge family to take care of!
You're so cruel.
What's his family got to do with me?
l don't know.
Dachimawa Lee. Wait and see.
You should have knocked me down
when you had the chance!
l shall never forget
how you snubbed me twice!
Boss!
Lynx?
You're from Korea, right?
We're looking for a Korean.
You be our man.
lt fits you well.
That's the only thing my father left me
along with his cooking knife.
Having memories is a beautiful thing
even if you are alone or sad.
Whereas l..
remember absolutely nothing at all..
Mister.
Can you chop some wood
so l can light a fire?
Hurry up with the firewood!
How am l supposed to with
a broken ax?
Then what do we do?
We could starve or freeze to death
without fire.
Are you suggesting l use my fist?
What are you mad at me for?
You could use the knife
in the house.
Mister!
Stop! Stop!
Stop it!
Enough!.
Move back, you dickheads!
You got nine lives.
You thought you could hurt me
and get away with it?
Why are you doing this?
What's with you?
Turned into a sissy, now, have you?
Dachimawa Lee?
What a loser!
Dachimawa Lee?
ls there some mistake?
Mistake? Why, you fuck!
Where are your manners?
You insist on disappointing me?
To think l used to respect you!
l've seen enough.
Let's just chop his head off.
Just one minute.
You want to live?
We could let you.
Then you'd have to pay us back.
Crawl under my legs
and bark like a dog!
But...
Or we could show her a good time.
Let me go!
How could you do this to your own
countryman?
My country?
Where l stand is my country.
Seeds change according to the soil.
You wilted and l bloomed!
Boss!
Wait!
You're torn.
Look, Dachimawa Lee is crawling!
l said bark, you fuck!
Wuff.
Louder!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
Wuff!
You're so freakin' talented!
You think your fist is all that?
Why, it's all soft and mushy.
Get up, you fuck!
Go on, do your thing!
Please...
Bring it on, smart ass!
That was fun.
Boss,
if we kill him now,
it won't make us feel much better.
His hands are useless now,
so we can keep him here and
torment him whenever we like.
That sounds good.
You're certainly
worthy of being my blood brother.
You're no better than a worm!
We win!
Mister! Get up,
Mister! Come on!
Are you up?
Then help me with this.
We have to burn all this and leave.
What? Leave?
They said they'd be back.
Burning everything and running away
is not the answer!
l may not know who l am but l know
what's right and what's wrong!
Life is not about running away!
You're all talk, you know that?
Give me that.
You don't even know who you are.
What can you possibly do
when you can't even use your arm?
This is...!
- Give me that.
- My, God...
You have a way out or what?
- You shouldn't be reading this!
- What is it!
lt's a romance novel.
There might be more.
lt's hot! lt's hot!
Yeah.
This is it!
That's..
The knife inside isn't for cooking.
lt's the broken sword of a warrior.
Your father wasn't a cook.
He was a warrior turned hermit.
Dammit!
You're strutting your stuff!
Come on, then.
Why are you stopping, fucker!
Feeling better now,
Dachimawa Lee?
Last time was no fun,
so l waited until you got better.
But seeing as you look fine,
either you recovered real fast
or l didn't hit you hard enough!
lt's all gone!
You must have saved on bandages!
l thank God for bringing you back.
You just picked your day to die.
The day is too nice to die alone.
You all had your last meals, right?
Why, you bastard!
The one-armed swordsman!
This is more
and more interesting!
Here are the tickets for
you villainous bastards!
What tickets?
For the express train!
Curiosity is killing me!
l wonder what tickets Big Mouth
with no balls got for us?
Stop stalling
and just blurt it out!
All in good time.
lt's where all men of evil
like you go,
lt's going to
be a long trip anyway.
You don't mean...hell?
Why, you!
l'll send you on a one-way train!
You're going nowhere near heaven
anyway!
What are you waiting for?.
Off with his head!
You're all tied up.
Don't come any closer!
l'm ready! l'm blocking!
Pathetic to the end!
Totally impenetrable...
Hey, Boss!
Fuck it!
Oh, no! He cut me off!
He's so handsome.
Ow! Ouch! He's so strong!
You bore me!
l'll just have to fall!
Faking it? Get up!
l'm sorry, sir!
Woo! Another beating!
You're overacting.
Ouch! l'm going to have to fall!
You thought l couldn't remember
who l was?
Border Lynx and Mr. Wang!
Both of you!
You brought me both luck
and misfortune.
First, you trampled on my pride and
gave me humiliating pain.
But physical pain fades away!
The greater pain was not knowing
who l was.
But when you hit me and l hit my head,
the impact brought my memory back.
- He's combing?
- Then you are..?
He looks fine.
- Border Lynx!
- Oh, dear.
You shed crocodile tears on the train
to Shanghai!
Don't expect me
to have mercy on you!
Wait, sir!
l know the whereabouts of the thing
and the woman you're looking for.
The thing is already
in Switzerland.
He said that a mole in your agency
did this to you.
The mole is...
How could you, Boss?
Switzerland?
A mole in the agency?
Mr. Wang!
Stop!
l need more answers from this tongue.
Then l'll cut it for you myself.
What's this?
lt's me!
He's like the wind.
Dachimawa Lee... Hurry!
lf we had met in good times
we could have been friends.
lt's a shame.
No way.
We couldn't be friends anyway
because of our age difference.
Mister.
Girl with no name.
lt's time for goodbye.
Take this to remember me by.
This was mine.
Mister,
Now that your memory is back,
please tell me your name.
Mister! Mister!
You'll always be in my heart!
l have no regrets now!
lnternational Conference Venue,
Underground bunker, Switzerland
Dachimawa Lee! What happened?
Where have you been?
l had a slight problem
so l took a little detour.
What about Agent Mari?
Oh, no...
Something doesn't add up.
Only Agent Mari, you, Agent 6,
and l knew about this mission.
According to my sources,
we have a mole in our midst.
Where did you get that information?
3 minus 1 is 2.
You and me makes 2.
2 minus 1 means one of us
is the mole.
Why don't you show your
true colors?
After you contacted me,
l got busy
and found out that the statue
and the money
will be taken from a secret safe
and exchanged in Geneva.
lt won't be too late to continue
our conversation there.
What makes you so sure?
The confidence of someone
who holds the key to the truth.
That's a rare commodity.
You can't dodge
an unexpected bullet.
l leave the rest to you.
Swiss Secret Dairy Bank
That is the meeting place.
Only the main participants can go in
so you won't need back-up.
So the truth will out.
We'll see when we open it.
Whether it's a treasure chest
or a Pandora's box.
Wait!
You follow that Japanese fellow.
l shall follow the Shadow Man.
Chances are the statue is in
the Japanese man's bag!
Get the bag and meet me at the
opera theater we talked about!
The opera theater!
l must hurry.
All righty, then!
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Lamb? Oh, no, lamb.
Oh, my God, this lamb!
Oh, no, boring.
Hey, lambster!
Lambs out, fleas!
Stop following me!
Stop following me!
Come here! Damanegi!
- What's that freakin' snowball!
- l don't know!
Sayonara.
Damanegi!
Damn! That slippery little eel.
Almost there!
Why, that little-!
Take that!
All right!
- Farewell!
- My secret weapon!
What a loser...
Swiss National Opera Theater
Over here!
You're...?
Shh! They might be listening to us.
What happened?
Everything was a plot.
A plot?
The mole in our agency is...
Oh, no! Hide!
That treacherous...
So how do you feel now that
your secret is out?
What! You still have no idea...
- Enough of your lies!
- Look at this first!
What!
Yeon-ja!
You still don't get it?
The mole is none other than-
So your efforts paid off.
No! No!
Not after everything l went through
to find you... lt can't be...
l was one step ahead of you.
Save your second rate drama
for your buddy to hell!
l faked my death.
A precaution to counter the intel that
the agency was tracking the mole.
Actually, she's the daughter
of the traitor.
Then...
l'm dying here!
Unfortunately, Agent 9 lost his life
to save mine.
So instead, l became Agent 6
and continued with the mission.
Then who are you?
The real me?
This is who...
l really am.
Then...
That motorcycle was rigged.
And you made me drive it on purpose
even though l had the wrong license.
Those bandits threw only rocks
yet blood burst forth from your chest
as if it had been hit with a bullet.
Then the sidecar fell off.
Everything was planned.
One more thing.
She was disguised as the Shadow Man
but l found out who she was.
And having lost the money to me
and getting shot
she came here to use you.
Then what happens next?
Seeing as you're still talking
you're not the type to go quietly.
Look at me.
Who do l remind you of?
- But you can't be!
- Are you...
Madam Jang, who died at your hand!
She was my sister
You two caused everything!
That's not our fault!
You can't say it's not your fault
when she died in your hands.
lf you don't want a hole in your chest,
give me the statue in the bag.
l'd rather take this to hell
where your sister is.
No!
Give me that!
- lt's for indigestion!
- l can't let you die twice!
How touching.
Let me!
No!
Enough of your tactics!
No more warning shots.
l have one last thing to say.
l'm not interested.
l know that you won't shoot me.
Shut your trap!
No!
Love for your country may have faded
but not the love you have for me!
- Enough!
- Take it!
- Stop!
- No!
Mari!
l hate you.
l don't want to die.
No use regretting it now, is it?
Stop that.
Just as my heart was finally ready
to let in a new tenant...
lt's getting dark in here.
lt actually is dark.
l don't want it to end like this...
The silicon in your breast
will save your life.
Don't lose hope!
You have dreams
no silicon can ever replace!
Being with you in my final hour
makes me feel like my dirty soul
has been saved.
Please know this one thing.
Let us not say anything more.
Mari!
When you're tired with a scent,
you replace it with a new one.
Dogs attract dogs and
blood draws blood.
Just throw down your toy gun.
Don't worry about me.
Just shoot him!
Feisty as usual, kitty cat!
l'll let you live with the guilt
of having killed Mari!
Stop!
Where's..?
There's no need to hurry.
l have a plan.
Swiss Spy Hotel
Hey, you!
ls the international spy conference
being held here?
Ah! Stop! Stop! Ok.
Then please check this.
Serve this specialty tonight
to the people on this list.
Make sure you put this
in their drinks.
Our company made a special list
of people with jetlag.
and giving vitamins as gifts.
Yes,sir
But how's the Golden Buddha?
l'll take it.
- Move it!
- Yes, sir!
We got the statue, so
our mission is accomplished.
l'd like to see the statue with the list of
people
who have been bothering us.
Well, l just happen to..
have it right here.
Oriental Express from Switzerland
to Shanghai
How can you laugh at
a time like this?
Our agents' lives are in danger.
l can't believe you!
How would they know our agents?
What? Are you kidding me?
Did you hurt your head?
We lost the Golden Buddha again!
Would this be it?
Great!
May l look at it first?
Of course.
What a big catch!
But...
Did Korean agents all get
Japanese aliases?
Let me see!
lnternational Spy Conference
Japanese Delegation
Kakemochi.
Denkang.
Nimai.
Sumu.
ldiot! This is cheap gilding.
We're fucked!
How could you not check it?
lt can't be!
You'll be executed
for disclosing top secret
information and killing agents.
Then you switched the list of Korean
agents with Japanese agents.
The mission felt wrong
right from the start.
So l set a trap just in case
and Damanegi fell right into it.
You didn't suspect me, too,
did you?
l'll have to choose my answer wisely.
Wait, what happened to the money?
lt was the Japanese agency's anyway,
so let's consider it gone.
Too bad.
So the mission was to lose both
people and money.
But we found each other.
You're so handsome.
Yeon-ja.
- Come here.
- This is exciting.
This feeling of security.
Many were sacrificed
The Yalu River
but we protected it.
So it is indeed 'a sweet reward
at the end of the road'
We were all 'in synch'
and our voices were 'as one'.
But wait a minute.
Where are Comrades Lee and Geum?
Falkner Wind Power Plant
Fleming Ranch, Pennsylvania, USA
So this is how it all ends.
After all,
the mighty change history.
Money and brains empower you,
not your fist.
Too bad for those
who aren't aware of that.
You mean life is all about
deceiving each other?.
While we take over these US plains,
they'll forget about this money,
and then we go back home
to take over the positions left?
lt's a brilliant plan.
What?
- Excuse me, sir.
- Who are you?
Hold on. Hold on.
What's the problem?
There's a problem with the money
you're spending.
What? lt is cash!
l'm sorry,
but they're counterfeits.
Made in Japan.
You lose.
You can't be?
lt's a great day for a trip together.
You backstabbing villains!
How could this be?
Then you are?
They call me...
Dachimawa Lee!
Please, spare my life!
- Men of evil!
- l have to live!
- Take the last
- l have a reason to live!
- express train
- We are fellow countrymen.!
- To hell!
- No!
What are you doing?
What the...
One, two, three!
Keep spinning, you jerk!
That's good! Spin him.
round and round.
A-ha! Bull's eye!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, dear!
They're gone.
My lady.
Why are you looking at me
like that?
Am l wearing too much make-up?
No.
Finally, everything is over.
What about Mari who formed
a love triangle with us?
The only triangle in my life
are triangular dumplings.
Then l'll be the spicy filling
in your dumpling.
Even in the face of death?
Nonsense.
Don't say that.
You must have resented me.
How did you guess?
Yeon-ja.
l think it's time we said goodbye
to this place.
With you, always, Dachimawa Lee.
Yeon-ja...
Oh, my.
- Finally...
- l'm trembling.
You tease.
Help!
Farewell.
Action!
So handsome!