My life
has two beginnings
One is my mom's birth canal,
The other one is the red carpet
of G-boy award ceremony.
Can you believe it?
Two months ago...
Get him!
Stop!
Stop!
What are you doing here?
l'm waiting for you.
Oh, my god!
You went on
a shopping spree again?
These are presents from you.
To celebrate us being together
for a year and 147 days
There's more...
Not really.
That's it for now, bye.
Yong-Long,
When you have a girl friend,
you may take
her home for dinner.
l had already got
married with your mom
when l was at your age
Oh~ l see
Man all should get married first,
and then start a career
you're not a kid anymore...
l'm done
Man...
same old story with my dad,
he keeps asking
me all these questions.
When l was your age,
l already got married.
You have to start
a family before having a career.
You are not getting any younger.
How do you know that?
Cancer: Haha, this is what fathers
all over the world will say.
Fathers are always the same.
lf only l had money...
l could go to Taipei
and follow my dreams.
Ever since l was a kid,
l wanted to be a detective,
To arrest criminals,
To help those in need,
To maintain society's stability,
just like Ken,
become the synonym
of righteousness.
Excuse me,
police business.
Two cups of hot milk tea
Three chess and egg sandwiches,
two corn omelets,
with fresh corn,
not that canned stuff.
and a large burger,
put it on our tab.
Thanks.
What the hell?
ls this how the law works?
Stinking police!
Hurry up!
Your...
Girl friend owes us money.
How much?
Ten million dollars.
Dude, let go of me!
He's splitting, get him!
Stop!
Stop!
Why is this
happening to me?!.
G-Boy
the prize money
is Ten million dollars
Ten million!
Sweet salvation, Ten million dollars!
Ten million dollars!
G-Boy
naked policeman: Do you guys know
about ''G-Boy Contest''?
G-Boy
What's that?
You suck.
This contest rules!
This seems
a contest held for you!
The champion alone will get a
G-Boy
Now l can go to Taipei
and follow my dreams.
Damn faggots
with their beauty pageant,
go to hell!
Even though it is
only a symbolic bill,
but still triggered waves
of heated debates.
On one hand, G-Man magazine announced
it will hold a G-boy contest,
with a 10-million-dollar
grand prize.
but homophobic organizations
also sent out hate mail,
and are poised to foil the contest,
while the police...
The order just came,
we are to investigate
homophobic organizations
which are trying
to foil the G-Boy contest.
the only way to be sure
of their activity
is to get someone undercover.
Undercover?
Does you mean like
Tony Leung
in ''lnfernal Affairs''?
l wanna be a good guy.
Stop fooling around.
Undercover assignments
are dangerous.
Especially this one.
Sir, l volunteer!
Good!
We need more young people like you
Who are willing to dedicate
and sacrifice themselves.
Sacrifice themselves?
Study this case file,
and report to me in my office
in half an hour,
got it?
Yes, sir!
Jay,
go get a haircut
shave and get a facial,
don't forget to shave your legs,
Shave my legs?
l'm at my wits' end.
But the rules are clear,
only gay can participate.
lf you keep your mouth shut,
nobody will know
that you're not gay.
Stop trying
to make me feel better,
l don't look gay at all.
Do l look gay?
Tell me one thing...
Do you wanna
win this ten million or not?
Of course l do.
But...
Don't worry, we are pals,
l will stand
by you till the end.
My god, this one looks
like a monster.
This one is out!
See?
Look at that guy,
he's butt ugly!
Look at this one!
This guy is a perfect homo,
Strong but tender,
l love him!
Guys,
this one...
is the epitome of gayness.
Congratulate you on the success
in the first election of G-Boy Contest
l got picked!
l got picked!
l got picked! l got picked!
First election of G-Boy
Congratulation to all for your
success in first election!
these are...
three death threat letters sent
to the G-Boy competition,
The perpetrators
are extremely sly,
Just think...
the postmarks...
of these three letters
are all different,
and not a single trace
of handwriting...
Nothing for us to work on!
Jay...
you have been undercover
for a while,
which one of the contestants
looks suspicious to you?
Well...
Well...
As a matter of fact,
they all look suspicious to me.
'Cause they are all weirdoes.
l don't need you to tell me that.
Didn't they say you're cute?
Turn off the lights!
What's wrong?
Look!
These letters
are all written on music paper
So?
This means...
that the perp might be someone
who knows about music.
There is one contestant,
A-Shin,
he's a musician.
Freeze, police!
We have orders
to arrest you immediately.
Why?
'Cause you are posing
as a gay for money.
There must be some
misunderstanding, sirs!
Call us
Queer cops!
Queer cops,
you got it all wrong,
l am gay,
l wore my mom's
high heels when l was a kid,
and fantasized dating with boys.
l am gay!
Gay!
You have a girl friend.
That's just a hoax.
l am not interested in women.
l don't even like women,
'Cause l am gay.
l am gay.
l am gay.
l'm really gay.
l'm really gay.
l am gay.
A-Hong, wake up!
l am gay...
A-Hong, wake up!
What's wrong?
A-Shin, l am gay.
You're gay?
l just had a horrible dream,
l dreamt that cops
are coming for me,
'cause he found out
that l'm an imposter!
What shall l do?
Don't panic, relax.
l'm gay, l'm gay.
l'm a charming queer.
l'm gay, l'm gay.
Jay.
Jay.
What's up?
You're gay?
How do you know that?
Are you really gay?
No,
l had a dream,
l dreamt...
l dreamt about a gay.
l was on patrol,
he suddenly yelled at me,
l'm gay, l'm gay
l'm a charming gay
Scared me to death.
You are too stressed lately.
Yeah, l...
That explains
your sexual performance.
You're shoes are filthy.
Take them off before
getting into bed.
Filthy!
Not womanlike at all!
What?
What are you doing?
You're wearing cologne,
and are wearing new underwears,
What are you up to?
l...
You...
l...thought you
would like it.
Are you having an affair?
What the
hell are you talking about?
One woman is already killing me,
l would never dream
of having another.
You got that right!
Gay Style Handbook
Gay.
You've become gay?
No, this...
this is for work.
What kind of work?
Are you selling your ass?
My boyfriend is gay!
My boyfriend is gay!
What have l done to deserve this?
What have l done to deserve this?
What have l done to deserve this?
Tell me!
You got it wrong,
l am not selling my ass,
l'm just going to...
What?
Going to...
What?
To be in a movie.
Movie?
Yeah!
l am going to be in a movie,
and work on location.
l am playing a courier.
l'm going away for a week.
You're going away for a...
What's wrong with the lights?
GO GO G-Boy
Greetings,
all thirteen contestants.
Today we are going to
eliminate 6 of you.
The rules are very simple.
Each of you gets 30 seconds,
to be on stage
and show your best talents,
the audience will be voting
on your performance,
when your time is up,
and you don't have enough votes,
you will be eliminated.
l announce...
the competition has started!
''False''
''False''
Once upon a time
there was this old lady...
''False''
''False''
''False''
l will still wait
Till you go
Seven semi-finalists are
A-Shin
A-Hong
Kitamura,
Siao Sih
Young Long
Daniel
and Jay,
Congratulations!
Daniel/24/ Model
Yong-Long/19/Student
Jay/23/ (Undercover)
Kitamura/23/ lnsurance Agent
Siao Sih / 19 / Clerk in Clothing Store
A-Shin / 22 / Rock Singer
A-Hong /22/Courier
A-Hong
A-Shin
Siao Sih
Kitamura
Jay
Yong-Long
Daniel
You're not gay.
Says who?
You're not.
Says who?
You can't be, 'cause...
No gay
can resist my charm.
You're not sleeping there.
Not here, either.
This is where you sleep.
So what will it be?
Sleeping in the
closet ain't all bad.
l can eavesdrop on others.
Siao Sih.
What?
Can you help me put
on some hair grower?
Yanagiya Hair Grower?
What the hell is that?
lt will stimulate
chest hair growth.
Chest hair?
Yeah.
Wow, this is so sexy.
Why don't you put it on yourself?
lt's not that you can't reach it.
l know!
l have read it on some queer website,
that this is a part of foreplay.
You go online too much.
enjoying music all by yourself?
Come, help me with this.
Yanagiya Hair Grower
Come on, come one!
Yanagiya Hair Grower
You want me
to help you put it on?
Let's take a break.
Tired?
We've been hanging
out since we were kids.
The world is so colorful
whenever A-Hong's around,
no matter where we are.
A-Hong,
all l want is to be with you,
you don't even have
to turn around and look at me,
just let me
spend my days with you.
Where is it?
Are you looking for this?
Thanks, l'm A-Shin.
l'm A-Hong.
Take this!
Truly Madly Deeply
This is my favorite song.
A-Hong, can you remember it?
Nice, isn't it?
You can take Risa here.
Risa isn't crazy
about night scenery.
the only thing
she likes is shopping.
Shopping isn't bad, either.
She must have
bought you a lot of stuff.
Not a thing.
Except this.
She wore it a few time,
didn't like it,
made me return it,
but the more l look at it,
the more l like it.
maybe it's because
this once belonged to her.
Risa wasn't always like this.
Look,
remember?
What's this? lt's ugly.
Your junior high's shop assignment.
Really?
l gave you that.
l messed up that assignment,
l was gonna throw that away,
But it happened
to be your birthday,
so l gave it to you.
bad luck being my friend.
but the more l look at it,
the more l like it,
so l've been
wearing it till now.
Let's go.
Get up!
A-Shin, go!
What's the matter?
The ring has
taken over me, go!
l thought we were
playing ''Lord of the Ring'',
when did it turn
into a chick lit?
Gross!
Here it goes again,
l can't take it anymore.
Though we cannot be together
in this lifetime,
but the next lifetime
and the next after that
l will be with you.
Don't forget me then.
Spit it out!
Come on, good boy.
l, A-Shin,
swear to god,
will be A-Hong's best pal
in the next lifetime.
Gatchaman?!
Turn over the ring!
l'll deliver it to
Broke back mountain for you.
Broke back mountain?
What?
Haven't heard
of Broke back mountain?
Shut up!
Turn it over!
Give me the ring.
Give it to me! No! it's mine!
Terra Cresta~~~~~
Why...
doesn't the director say cut?
Because we need to shoot
the most important scene.
Good morning.
The Hobbits.
Gatchaman, fly away~
A-Hong, A-Hong
The pool is very shallow,
don't worry.
Help, help...
l lost my necklace.
Necklace? What color is it?
Silver.
Why are you guys standing around?
Go help him find it!
No way!
l don't want to disturb them.
Disturb?
Staring at the street corner
of Hoping west road,
l have changed
a great deal there.
Risa is calling
The botanical garden changes
with the seasons, water lilies...
A-Shin's back...
Who ordered the chicken?
Excuse me, sir,
You might be at the wrong place.
l am Young Long's father.
ls Young Long there?
Dad.
Dad.
You ditched me
and came to Taipei,
are you having fun
with your friends?
Wherever.
Yeah.
l like Paris.
Right, we can add
a few more days.
Don't worry.
Money is not an issue.
Yeah.
Yeah, please book the tickets for me.
Thank you for your trouble.
Bye.
Where are you going this time?
Wherever.
We have 10 million dollars,
we can go around the world.
How told you
that l have 10 million?
Be confident in yourself.
You can definitely beat
those sissy gay
Did they violate you?
You have to protect yourself.
l think you need to see a doctor.
Why not go to Africa?
What are you talking about?
Tell you one thing
You are a very selfish person.
You...
l see,
This is A-Shin talking.
A-Shin?
Yeah, l bet he is speaking ill
of me behind my back,
right?
Don't be ridiculous.
A-Shin is not like that.
Let me tell you one more thing,
no one would ever treat me
as good as A-Shin.
l see...
are you in love with A-Shin?
Don't be silly.
lt's nice to be loved
and taken care of,
right?
We are just friends, OK?
Just friends?
Why is he accompanying you
to the Gay Beauty Pageant?
l bet he wants to assimilate you,
that way...
he can hold your hand on the street,
he can even kiss you!
Stop being ridiculous!
Fine, from now on,
you can do whatever you want.
By the way, happy birthday.
From A-Shin Still remember
the beach we always went to?
Come here.
We're all waiting
for you right here.
That night,
when he was sleeping
He heard a noise
coming from the door...
That made him nervous,
carefully he opened the door...
Not a soul!
A-Shin,
lt's almost twelve,
is A-Hong coming or not?
The food is almost gone.
So is the bonfire,
and my hair style.
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to...
Happy birthday.
This time you have to decide
who is the next one to go.
So you have to vote
and decide
who is the pain in the ass
The two contestants with the
highest votes will be eliminated.
The remaining five
will be the finalists.
Think carefully,
contemplate thoroughly.
You have been together for a few days,
there must be someone you can't stand.
There must be someone
making your skin crawl.
Fire up your brains
and figure it out, OK?
A-Hong,
you forgot to insert coins.
Did you forget
to bring change again?
What got into A-Shin?
He is acting strange.
What wrong with him and A-Hong?
You don't suppose he would
jump off the building?
Don't say that.
What can we do to get
A-shin back to normal
l'm afraid that he would
do something scary later.
l have an idea.
lt's finally my turn.
Guys,
This can be our team song.
Ladies and gentlemen
Seven wolves: Never look back.
l want to get to the top,
Before sunrise.
look that the stars, and...
Cut it off.
Where are your manners?
What? That's my song.
l made up my mind,
don't care
what other people say,
as long as
you feel the same way.
l would go to the end
of the world with you,
l know it's not easy.
l try to convenience myself,
you giving up
is what scares me the most.
Love needs courage,
to face the rumors.
Calling A-Hung
Calling from Young Long
lf l hurt you
with my capriciousness
''can you remind me gently?
l know l am impatient,''
that's because
l don't want to miss you.
Love needs courage,
to face the rumors.
all l need is a
firm look from you,
then my love would have meaning.
We need courage
to believe in us.
l can feel you
through the crowd,
put your heart
in my hands.
A-Hong...
Excuse me,
do you have a light?
What's this?
Your necklace?
What an ugly piece of crap,
let me take it off for you.
Hold on!
ls my father back yet?
What are you afraid of?
Don't you think it's even
better if he sees us?
Dad!
Dad...
Dad, don't worry,
l not be bad.
Uncle.
You're up early.
Are you leaving?
l have to go home
and take care of my chicken.
l walk you to the bus stop.
Dan, come and sit down.
Dan, do you know
how to make the best
stewed chicken feet?
Chicken feet?
You have to cook them for
an hour and ten minutes.
Listen to me
First immerse the chicken feet
in water and cook them.
then stew them in boiling water,
add some sugar,
salt ,soy sauce,
and spring onion and garlic,
add some aniseeds,
and some fennel.
You know this?
l looked it up online.
Have you heard about
Young Long's father?
So sweet.
Yep, and he taught him
how to stew chicken feet.
None of you guys know how
to stew chicken feet?
l'll make some for you.
Are your chicken
feet any good?
They are the best.
l bet they will give us the trots.
Nonsense, my chicken feet are the best.
they will give us the trots.
All you ever think about is food.
Come and take a look.
Some one drop these off
at the convention this morning.
l guess we have been
targeted by someone.
Pass these down.
But l think these photos
can help you guys
deiced whom to eliminate.
ls somebody
is taking our pictures?
Muscle cramps!
Muscle cramps?
Wait up... My stomach aches,
l need a bathroom break.
Your stomach aches?
You were taking
''bathroom breaks''
while we were preparing
for the party!
A-Hong didn't come anyway.
You ate all the food,
Would you care
if A-Hong came or not?
You weren't A-Shin anyway.
l have counted the votes,
the one who gets
eliminated is...
Jay, you are out!
l got it!
lt's a trap!
He deliberately took a lot
of pictures of me,
to make you think
that l am a scumbag,
Who's gonna protect you once
l'm gone?
Who needs your protection?
Don't flatter yourself.
You can't make me leave.
Why?
Because l'm...
Because l'm...
Are you going to tell us or not?
Not.
Admirable, you have guts.
Everybody, torture him!
Fine, l tell you everything.
l will.
Really?
You wanna send us presents
to cheer us up?
Who is Young Long talking to?
Cancer: No Kidding!
l congratulate you on the
success for final election.
You bangs! and Six
of you are so great
Thanks, you are the one
who encouraged me to compete.
Hey ''Cop'', Wuss up!
l will get naked
when l hit the hay, haha.
Listen,
l am now one of
the G-Boy's finalists
Cancer wants to send us
some presents.
Good for you.
Going off line now, time for bed.
What kind for presents
are you sending them?
lt's a surprise.
How do you know where the
competition is held?
l know where it is and
l also know they've kicking
a loser out of the game
And this loser goes to
a stupid undercover cop
who was kicked out of the contest
only because he furtively ate
a piece of watermelon
That's it for today
l gotta go
lt's him.
Where are you going?
lf you're going out to pick up guys,
take me with you.
l can't sleep,
wanna go out for a walk.
A-Shin's necklace.
lt's almost time
for the final round,
yet you look very unhappy.
What's up?
l don't know.
l feel as though
l have wronged somebody.
Long time ago,
l fell in love
with a straight guy.
l was very young,
and was very much
in love with him.
You know what,
falling for a straight guy
is by far the stupidest
thing a queer do.
He was my colleague,
tall the handsome.
l watched women
Chasing after him everyday,
he never rejected any of them.
The worse thing is,
he used to ask me out
for drinks after work,
and told me what he did
with those women.
But you still loved him?
l knew
it was not going
to work between us.
But you know?
Once l'm in love,
l'll become a moth
that is attracted to fire
l can't help but burn myself.
You haven't
been gay long enough
You probably don't understand
that gay men can live for love,
and die for love.
Live for love
and die for love.
A-Shin...
A-Hong
By the time you
read this letter
l would be gone.
l took part in the contest
to accompany you.
Now you are
one of the finalists,
it's time for me to leave.
The teddy bear
is your birthday present,
hope you'll like it.
l guess you don't know
how happy l am
when l'm with you.
lt's not that l don't want to be
there for you anymore,
but l realized
my love for you
has crossed the line.
l know my love for you
will only hurt you.
Therefore l decided to leave.
Don't worry about me.
Live for love and die for love.
Loving you the way l do,
is enough for me.
The love relationship without
enough understandings
can't even pass
the crossroads of life
A love relationship contains
strong attachment for each
Could last so long
till the end of time
Hello, Jay!
What?
You know who the terrorist is?
Well done!
He uses the internet to
monitor the competition?
Good, very good.
We will arrest him right now.
Jay has uncovered the
identity of the terrorist,
let's prepare to bust that prick.
Yes sir!
Guys,
someone sent you presents.
Must be from the friend l met online.
Dear Young Long,
l guess you all
got the presents l sent,
Four of them
are hand picked my me,
hope you'll like them.
As to the other one,
l can only congratulate
the one who got it,
'cause it's a bomb l designed.
A bomb!
Nowadays homosexual shamelessly
hug and kiss each
other on the street
and now they are
getting married...
this is more
than l can bear.
Therefore l give you
a time bomb,
which will be activated
by the slightest movement.
Don't shake it!
Good luck with the competition.
Don't panic, calm down.
Don't move.
l'll get the police,
you guys wait here.
Hurry back.
Wait, don't go.
l'll be right back.
What shall we do?
The G-Boy competition
is threatened by a bomber,
The current
situation is not clear...
A-Hong...
Don't panic.
What is taking the police so long?
What shall we do?
Great, the police is here.
l am Jay Shiu,
SWAT Team member.
Really?
l am an undercover cop,
l have been protecting
you all this time.
Stop chatting,
save them.
One of the packages
is a bomb!
According to my experience,
These five packages
look exactly identical..
Duh, we can see that!
Yes, Jay speaking.
Really?
You arrested the bomber?
Great!
The deactivating password is
OK, l got it, sir.
Leave it to me.
What the hell are you doing?
lt's a bomb!
Get away from me!
Back off!
Pencil box set.
Cosmetics.
Shorts.
Hair Grower Set
Jay, the bomber said
his bomb is
activated by motion,
better not shake it.
ls that so?
The bomb
will be set off by motion?
Sorry,
l didn't think of that.
No one taught me
that in training.
A-Shin.
A-Shin, calm down.
You will set off the bomb.
What now?
A-Shin, take the guys and leave.
l don't want you guys get hurt
when the bomb sets off.
Go!
What are you waiting for?
Go!
Go!
What are you doing?
you've been taking things
from me since we were kids
You didn't return my gameboy,
you didn't return my magazines,
either.
This has got to stop now.
What do l owe you now?
You owe me a hug.
Listen carefully,
l love you.
l finally figured it out,
the one l love the most
is you.
Don't you guys move.
A-Hong, from now on,
we will be together,
life or death.
Nobody owes nobody anymore.
Jay,
We are tied together
Not by rope,
but by love
Defuse the bomb.
Fine, don't move.
lt's four!
Why didn't you tell me?
What a dope!
l think queer
are necessities.
lf people in the whole world
becomes gay,
that would be heaven.
l love my family,
and l love my lover.
For God so loved the world,
Queer are part
of the world, too.
Therefore god loves Queer.
Last night l dreamt
of the almighty God
And?
He congratulated me
for finding my true love,
and that he would bless of all
Great!
Congratulation!
Don't forget to invite us.
No problem.
Thanks, A-Hong.
Now let's welcome A-Shin.
OK, A-Shin,
Tell the audience
your aspiration.
My aspiration is
to hold a concert
at the Eiffel Tower
performing with U2 and Prince,
and dedicate the encore
to my lover A-Hong.
l had my fortune told,
marry A-Hong,
will bring me bad luck.
Therefore...
He's yours.
l wanna hear!
Me first! Get lost!
Go away, asshole!
l wanna hear,
l didn't hear nothing.
You're not gay,
go away!
That's is mine,
give it here!
Me first!
l wanna hear!
My closet!