"De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
The innocent face you see is mine.'
Nitin Bankar. That's my name.'
This photograph
dates back 26 years.'
It was taken during my childhood.'
I don't remember anybody
taking my photograph after that.'
I live in a tiny palace
provided with all the luxuries.'
That's my father.
Mr. Bankar.'
He looks like a pilot,
but is a servant cum driver in reality.'
He would work with Kuljeet Kaur... '
She is a billionaire.'
My father passed away
two years ago.'
But I was fortunate to
inherit my father's job.
A ready made job.'
Not because of madam's favour... '
...but because my father had taken a hefty
loan towards my education from her.'
Ever since then I've been
slogging for her.
To repay the loan.'
I begin my day by making tea.
Not for myself, but for madam.'
Good morning, madam.
Good morning.
Have a good day.
Madam owns plenty of shops... '
...malls and houses in Singapore
which she rents out.'
She trusts only me, so,
I do all the household chores.'
Did Mr. Mulchand take a bath?
- Yes, madam.
Did Mr. Mulchand had breakfast?
- Yes, madam.
Did you iron Mr. Mulchand's clothes?
- Yes, madam.
So, where is Mr. Mulchand right now?
He's having hazelnuts in
the garden at the moment.
Then call Mr. Mulchand.
Mulchand... sir.
Mulchand. My baby.
Mulu baby.
Mulchand bit my nose.
Mr. Mulchand scratched me.
Mr. Mulchand pissed on me.
That's Mulchand.
Madam's favourite and beloved.'
I share a special relationship
with Mulchand.'
We love each other a lot.
Just like Tom and Jerry.'
Nitin.
I want to hit... 'You dog! Where did it go?
Stop there, you idiot.
Idiot.
Now, I'll introduce you to
my best friend Ram Mishra.'
Ten years ago, he had
come to Singapore from India...
selling off his mother and sister's
jewellery to work in Chinese films.'
He wasn't offered any work
due to his complexion.'
Now, he works with
a courier service.'
Mishra's condition is as good as mine.'
Yet we are always happy.'
Because our girlfriends
spend a lot on us.'
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise,
I will never let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise,
I will never let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
"I'll walk behind you,
forsaking every relation."
"I'll forsake every path
that doesn't lead to you."
"All my dreams and my
hopes are meant for you."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise, I will never
let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise,
I will never let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
"Yes, now you're a part of my life."
"I've found my happiness in you."
"You've said it unknowingly.
That you think only about me."
"I see you every moment,
and keep you close to my heart."
"I wake each morning
with a desire to see you."
"You're the reason of my smile,
and the glow on my face."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
EROS
"Yes, now you dwell in me.
Your fragrance dwells in my breath."
"Yes, she's the only one for me.
It's the effect of your love."
"My heart wishes to keep
talking to you for hours."
"May every discussion,
end and begin from you."
"And, the time stops
each time I'm with you."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
"I'll forsake every relation.
And keep only you in my heart."
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise,
I will never let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
"You and I, will be together
till the end of time."
"I promise,
I will never let you go."
"Now that I know you love me."
- Daddy.
Not now, once we're married.
I'll be daddy,
and you'll be mummy.
My daddy is here.
- Where?
Leave her.
I didn't raise her for you to carry her around.
If I see you two again,
I'll break your bones.
Come on.
Uncle, don't forget your promise.
You and my father would go
around selling fish like this.
You promised my father
that we'll never separate.
So? - So? Just because you won
a lottery, you forgot everything.
Yes, I forgot.
If I keep my promise
and let her marry you...
...then you two will go
around begging just like him.
Don't forget,
Uncle every dog has his day.
And, so will I.
I've started buying
lottery tickets as well.
You can tell me when
you win the prize money.
And you, come with me.
Come on. Let me know.
- Anjali.
Daddy.
If you step out of the house,
I'll break your legs.
What happened?
- Quiet. - Mummy.
If she steps out of the house,
then I'll break your leg too.
A mother should look
after her child.
I'll get her marriage fixed today itself.
Transfer five million from
my China account.
Five million.
Yes.
And... I need to invest 4 million
in Dubai petrochemical business.
And, after you get all this done...
...call me from a public phone.
Okay.
I've brought the amount
you had asked for, - Good.
But I'll charge you 12% interest.
Yes. - And, here are the papers.
You have to sign on them.
Yes, yes.
- How long do you want the money for?
I want it for a month.
As soon as my funds arrive from China
I'll get it transferred to your name.
I actually don't need this money.
This is my son, Nonny.
- Hello.
He's a computer engineer.
He wants to start a new business.
And, that's why I am borrowing this money.
- Yes.
Boss, I want to tell you something.
Come on.
You wanted to get your
daughter married, didn't you?
Did you see that boy inside?
He's a real gem.
Look at their office.
Look at their wealth.
Your daughter's life will change...
...and, so will yours.
I think he's left.
Did someone tell him
about my condition?
Mr. Chadda, I'll give you this money.
- Okay.
But, not as a loan.
Then?
- Just think.
We're Indians.
You've a son, I've a daughter.
Both are young.
Your son wants to
start a new business.
And, he needs money.
I'm giving him the money,
but along with my daughter.
Inspector Wilson pereira.
Corrupt practises Investigation Bureau.
Is Mr. Chadda here?
I don't believe it? Come.
First time in the world... a marriage alliance
was fixed so quickly.
So, everything's been decided, isn't it?
- Yes.
But, the boy and
girl will have to meet.
Fine, we'll let them meet.
Whenever your daughter is free,
we'll let them meet.
Of course.
- Boss, what should I do with this?
Where is Mr. Chadda?
When I've given them the money,
and my daughter...
...what will I do with these papers.
- Forget them.
We need to attend an urgent meeting,
I just remembered.
So, this marriage is fixed, okay.
- Done.
Hundred percent.
- We'll see you later, okay.
Goodbye.
- Come on.
Let's go. - Wow.
- That man is here again.
If he asks for me, tell him
I've gone to China.
What will I tell him if he asks me
why you have gone there?
To eat snakes.
- What if he doesn't believe me?
Then tell him, that the snake was poisonous
and, I died after consuming the snake.
Are you Chadda?
- Yes, I'm Chadda.
Let's go to the police station.
- But, why?
Many of your cheques have bounced...
...I've been searching all overfor you,
for the past 1 month.
And, you ask why.
- Oh... that's not me.
That's my daddy, Harbansh Chadda.
Where is he?
- He's gone to China.
But your receptionistjust
told me that he's inside.
She must be referring to me.
You see, I'm Chadda and
my daddy is also Chadda.
When is that fraud returning?
- He never informs.
Whenever I come here, he's always
in some different part of the world.
I've just four months
left to retire.
And, I want to apprehend
that fraudster before that.
In all my years of police service...
...I haven't come across
a conman like him.
Inform me as soon as he returns.
Otherwise, I'll be compelled
to seal his office,
his property... and all his bank accounts.
Get that? - Yes.
Let go.
Mulchand. Mulchand. Let go.
Let go, you dog.
Let go. Let go.
Let go.
Here.
Nitin.
- Yes, madam.
You dare mock me.
It was such an expensive pant,
and you tore it.
I'm going to deduct eight months salary.
I want to say something.
- Say it.
If this continues.
Then I'll never be able to repay the loan that,
my father borrowed from you.
Every time...
Every time I try to do something good
that dog ruins everything.
You dare call him dog.
He's my son.
He's your master.
Behave respecftully with him.
Call him, Mr. Mulchand.
Mr. Mulchand.
Go and apologise to him.
What will you say?
Sorry, Mr. Mulchand.
- Yes. Now go and get my car ready.
I'm getting late for office,
because of you.
Here we go.
Be quick, you donkey.
What's this audacity?
First you tore my clothes.
And, now you tore your
own clothes as well.
Madam, my suit was always torn.
There are holes everywhere.
The buttons are dangling.
I've been using this suit with the help
of safety-pins for so many years.
Come on, Madam.
Buy me a new suit.
Didn't your father wear
this suit for many years?
But he never complained.
Diwali is approaching.
I'm flat broke.
I'm your driver
please buy me a suit.
I've thought of something for Diwali.
You will like it.
Now, don't blabber
and delay me further.
Drive faster.
Good morning, madam.
Hello, madam.
- Good morning, madam
Good morning, ma'am.
Madam, this is the collection
from our Millennium Mall.
Have you counted them?
- Yes, madam.
Here's the account.
This is the collection
from our petrol pump.
And, this is the collection
from our restaurant.
Give me the accounts, and
deposit this money in the bank.
Okay, madam.
Madam, should we give everyone
Diwali bonus this month?
Diwali is an Indian festival,
this is Singapore.
No bonus.
Look at the price before
placing the order. Got it?
One...
- Yes, dad.
Yeah.
What's wrong, daddy?
- That officer has come here too.
But he doesn't know you,
what's the problem?
But, that other foolalong
with him, knows me.
He filed a case against
me for bounced cheques.
I know, when that moustached
man arrives tell him.
That I had to leave for an
urgent meeting. Get it?
And, you see the girl and
say yes, no matter how she is.
I'll meet you back at the office.
Look forward, look ahead.
Come, dear come.
Come.
Come, Mr. Chadda.
We were waiting for you.
Actually, daddy is slightly busy...
...so, I've brought his wife along.
Hi, I'm pammi.
- Glad to meet you.
This is my daughter, Anjali.
Nonny.
- Hi!
If you two want to talk in private
you'll can sit alone.
There's nothing to talk about.
- But, I want to talk.
Don't feel shy.
It's a good thing to know each
other before getting married.
Go, go dear.
At the corner?
You're so young.
You don't look like Nonny's mother at all.
I'm not Nonny's mother.
I'm Chadda's second wife.
Look, I love someone else.
And, I'm pregnant with his child.
- What?
My daddy asked me
not to tell you this.
But, if you're ready to
accept someone else's child
Then, I'm ready too.
Look, if you don't marry her we won't
get the rest of the dowry.
And, if we don't get the dowry
how will we repay the debts.
But...
- I need to repay so many...
Nine arrest warrants have been
issued against me.
But, Daddy she says
that she's pregnant.
So what?
It's a scheme.
Just like, get a comb free
on a pack of soap.
It's such an interesting offer.
You'll marry the girl,
and get the child free.
But, daddy the child belongs
to someone else...
Be quiet, and eat your food.
You will get married at any cost.
Eat your food.
- Daddy.
This is my daughter,
Manpreet Singh Oberoi.
And this is my brother-in-law...
Mr. Paramjeet Singh Lamba,
Indian Ambassador.
And, this is Mrs. Lamba.
I've heard a lot about you, sir.
I'm very pleased to meet you.
- Thank you.
In India, Diwali is celebrated
by playing cards.
It's the same here too.
Do you see that?
They're one of the richest
families in Singapore.
Mr. Brijmohan Oberoi.
He has enough money to
last four generations.
Really?
- But, he has only one daughter.
But the planet Mars is
affecting her horoscope.
He requires a boy that
has a similar horoscope...
Only then can she get married.
Otherwise, everything is useless.
Bet. Bet.
- Yes, on 44. Yes.
- Yes.
Harbansh Chadda.
- Brijmohan Oberoi.
Oberoi?
- Yes,
Are you punjabi?
- Yes.
You're punjabi, I'm a punjabi.
Come on, give me a hug.
We're originally from India.
- Really.
And settled down here with
a good business, - Very good.
But, there's something that's
irritating me. - What?
We get to meet only
at such occasions.
Otherwise, the entire day
we're busy making money.
What's the use of this money?
- You're absolutely right.
My son, Nonny.
- Nonny Chadda. - Okay. Hi.
He's from Harvard.
And, he's a top class graduate.
- Okay.
But it's useless.
- Why?
He isn't getting married.
- What are you saying?
God has made such a
peculiar horoscope of his.
Look. The girl and the boy should
have the same horoscope.
And, she should have mars
in her horoscope.
Now, where will I find such a girl?
Please continue, playing Mr. Oberoi.
Daddy.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
- Yes.
Daddy, what's wrong with
my horoscope?
There's nothing good about it.
Since you were born,
I've been seen bad times.
EROS
"Your eyes are mesmerising."
"My gait's rocking."
"Every attitude, is just ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"Some want to lock eyes with me."
"Some want to touch me."
"Everyone's crazy about you, ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"Your eyes are mesmerising."
"My gait's rocking."
"Every attitude, is just ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"Some want to lock eyes with me."
"Some want to touch me."
"Everyone's crazy about you, ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"You want to feel me."
"Touch me hold me now."
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
"You want to feel me."
"Touch me hold me now."
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
"Let's rock."
"My moves are sexy, and
everyone's crazy after it."
"Everywhere I go,
begins a new saga."
"Come, and feel my love."
"Come with me, I'll show
you what love really means."
"You want to give me."
"Do you want to give me
all your love tonight?"
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
"You want to give me
all your love tonight?"
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
EROS
"My sweetheart, come,
see my passion."
"Let your fervor lose,
and give me your love."
"Let's forsake everything,
and don't stop."
"Love is like the wind,
no one can stop it."
"You want to give me."
"Do you want to give me
all your love tonight?"
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
"You want to give me
all your love tonight?"
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
"Your eyes are mesmerising."
"My gait's rocking."
"Every attitude, is just ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"Some want to lock eyes with me."
"Some want to touch me."
"Everyone's crazy about you, ooh la la.
- Ooh la la."
"You want to feel me."
"Touch me hold me now."
"I'm a hotty naughty babe in town."
You're such a big rascal.
You never told me you've
such a beautiful girl.
I've called her from America.
- So, what's the problem?
Get her married to me,
and then she'll cool down.
I'll talk to her. I'll even give her
two petrol pumps.
I'll talk to her.
If she refuses, tell her that
I'll give her so much money...
...that, she can never refuse.
- I'll talk to her.
And, ask her to meet me
at pan pacific hotel on the 20th.
Sure, okay.
And, no one should know about it.
Have you heard that story?
- Which story?
One day, Lord Ganesha asked Lord Shiva
"When will I get married?"
So, Lord Shiva didn't know
what answer to give...
So, he said "Tomorrow".
The next day, Lord Ganesh asked again
"When will I get married?"
Lord Shiva replied, "Didn't I say, tomorrow?
- Yes."
"Then come tomorrow."
The third day, Lord Ganesh asked again
and Lord Shiva replied,"Tomorrow."
So this way, Lord Ganesh kept asking and,
Lord Shiva kept replying, tomorrow.
This way, Lord Ganesh never got
married nor did Lord Shiva lie.
But, why are you telling me this story?
Because, in our story I'm Lord Ganesh
and, you're Lord Shiva.
And, this can't continue all our lives.
My marriage has been fixed.
Mannu, you know what my condition is.
I've reached this far
with debts worth millions.
If I don't repay the debts...
...then, my mother and sister
will be thrown on the streets.
And, I'm working hard...
...and, not wasting away my time.
Try to understand
my condition as well.
My marriage is on the 20th.
Father has fixed everything.
But still, if you call me before
the last nuptial round...
...I'll come back to you.
I can't promise you
anything more, Ram.
Come out, come out.
What happened?
I heard that your son is
marrying someone else.
Good that you heard about it.
I was worried thinking
about how to tell you this.
What do you think I am?
You take dowry from me...
...and get your son married
to someone else.
You gave me that money...
...because your daughter is pregnant.
And, you want us to bear that burden.
If you say anything
against my daughter...
...I'll rip your tongue out.
Look at that.
Your daughter can do
all the wrong things...
...but, we can't even speak about it.
My son will get married
wherever I ask him to.
Then listen to me, I don't want
your foolish son. - Fine.
My daughter will find someone better.
- Okay.
Just return me my money, that's all.
- Are you mad?
Am I carrying your money
in my pocket?
I'll return you your money,
only when I get it from them.
Until I don't get my money...
...I'll see how your son gets married.
Yes, do as you please.
And listen...
- What?
I'll get my daughter married
one minute before...
...your son gets married.
Fine, note it down, note it down.
My son will get married on the
You get your daughter married at 12:29.
Write it down, don't forget.
There's no need to write it down.
- I'll show you.
The daughter's intelligent
and her father's an idiot.
Madam, it's the eve of Diwali,
at least get me a new suit.
Look at this.
I've kept my pants up with a string.
Please.
I don't have a problem...
...whether my driver drives
with the strings or without it.
On this Diwali eve,
will you do me a favour? - What?
Fire me from this job.
- Go away...
But first, repay the loan...
...that your father took from
me for your studies.
I have the papers
with his signatures.
If you try to run, I'll make you
not in the Singapore jail.
And, do you know what happens
in Singapore jail?
Do you know?
Do you know?
They flog you.
Do you want to go?
- No.
You say all the problems will be over.
I ask, when?
When there'll be wrinkles on my face.
Will you marry me then?
Look, Nitin
I'm ready to stay with you
in any condition.
Fine, then come on.
That's good.
Let's go to my home,
to that witch's home.
Where we'll get rotten food,
and abuses.
Shall we go?
I'm ready.
- Are you got mad?
You've lived such a life of leisure.
And, now you want to
live like a pauper.
You mean to say...
...we should forget all the
dreams that we've seen.
Every time I get a
proposal for marriage...
...I make different excuses,
and avoid the subject.
And this time,
you're trying to avoid me.
Look, Nitin my father has
fixed my marriage.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Thanks.
Why don't you say something?
What can I say?
Do you have a solution?
Oh yes, just say nice meeting you.
Hey. Wait, wait.
Here...
Here take this too.
Beggar.
I'll commit suicide.
You fool, stupid.
Is this the way to stop a car?
If I had delayed even a second...
...you would've been crushed
under the car.
Who asked you to apply the brakes?
I was committing suicide.
I cannot even die in peace now.
Couldn't you find any
other car in Singapore...
...that you hurled
yourself in front of my car?
Couldn't you think of
any other way?
I tried many things.
I thought of consuming poison...
...but, I didn't have any money
to buy them.
I tried to hang myself...
...but the rope turned out to be expensive.
I decided to set myself ablaze
but then,
I found out that petrol is
more expensive than rope.
Why are you so eager to die?
So, why should I be keen to live?
You know, at times Anjali
would give me money.
But now she's getting married as well.
Now, I don't have that
source of income either.
Don't be tense.
Come, lets sit in the van.
Go somewhere, and think
peacefully and then decide.
What?
And, if it's a good plan,
then I'll join you too.
Come on.
The one I love is getting married too.
Don't go anywhere alone.
I'll just deliver this courier.
Listen, be back soon.
We've to decide today.
Lao Tsao.
He spoke against me.
Listen, slit his tongue.
He's been going overboard using it.
People should know my name is Mamu.
Mamu. Courier for you.
Mamu, what's in this courier
that it's so heavy.
Nothing special, I askedmy people in
Hong Kong to be head someone.
It must be his skull.
Maybe. I don't know.
He was getting too hot headed.
So, I just calmed him down.
So, how are you?
Would you like to have a beer?
Bye.
Yes,
Get me some beer...
What were you saying?
Nitin, if we both die...
...who will be at loss?
We, isn't it?
I say, lets be positive.
Who knows, there could be a miracle...
...and our fates might change.
I've been thinking the samething
for the past 20 years.
There's always a miracle,
but our life gets worse.
You never know when fate
destiny might change.
Take Mamu for example,
from that China...
He would pick garbage
and sell them.
And, sleep right here.
And, that too just five years ago.
And now, his luck has
changed for the better.
How does their luck change?
When the government imposed
heavy duty on cigarettes...
...he would go to Malaysia
buy cigarettes and sell them here.
That's how he started.
And then, he switched to stealing,
pimping, hooliganism.
That's how he became a don.
I am telling you.
Even you should do something like this.
This is not a nice country,
like ours.
If you're caught stealing here,
they behead you.
In our country,
if we know any influential man...
...we can get bailed out.
But, if we don't get caught.
We'll be rolling in money.
But, what should we do?
Let's do one thing.
Let's kidnap your madam.
We'll ask her for 10 million,
or threaten to kill her.
If you ask her for10 million,
she'll say, "kill me".
Then, can't we kidnap
anyone else...
...whom she loves
more than her life?
She only loves money.
Money, money.
And, her rotten dog,
she loves him too. - Dog?
Yes. Just watch, one day I'll beat
that dog black and blue.
He's so arrogant.
He scampers around like
he's the boss.
Then, let's kidnap him.
She'll at least give
us 50,000 for him.
She'll give 50 million,
she loves him so much.
Then, lets do that.
And, even if we're caught.
Then, kidnapping a dog
isn't a big crime.
The dog won't even say anything.
It's a suit...
Mulchand. My dear Mulchand,
Come to me. Come. Come on.
Pick him up. Don't be afraid.
It's just a dog. - I know.
Come on. Come on.
Listen, Nitin.
Close his mouth. It shouldn't bark.
Do it... - Yes, okay.
He bit me.
Catch him.
Catch him... Catch him.
Go. Catch him.
You go...
Go from the left.
I'll take the right.
I don't know him.
Catch him.
Not me!
Let go!
Where's he? Where's he?
Yes. Where's that dog?
What are you doing?
- Free me...
Where's that dog?
You fool.
- Is it a dog or a monkey?
I'll kill it. I'll kill it today.
I'll wipe out his clan...
Shock...
Now, you are free.
Water! Get me water.
Get water!
Where's it?
- Get water, you idiot! Get water!
Here you go.
- Pour it.
I'm getting suffocated.
Get it off me.
- It's not coming off.
Get it off me. I'm stuck.
- Be quiet. Don't panic.
Don't panic.
- I'm getting suffocated. Free me!
Free me.
You fool. You dog! Idiot!
Nitin, I found the dog.
Nitin, I found the dog.
Come on, come on.
Get him in.
"I'm an insane man."
We're a millionaire.
I'm crazy.
We're a millionaire!
We've gotten rich!
Here you go, my dear.
Let's go.
"We've got the dog.
- Yes we've."
"We'll get the money.
- Yes we will."
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
Spoil brat. Come on.
Shall we feed him something?
- We're the hungry ones.
We'll feed him something in the
morning. And, is he your cousin?
Why do you keep asking
about him all the time?
Wow.
- Come here.
Morning. Mr. Ram Mishra, please.
Okay. Yes.
- It's a grand hotel.
Must be very expensive.
Don't worry, I have money to pay one day's
rent until then, the old hag will pay up.
And, if you stay in a nice place...
...no one suspects you.
Excuse me,
where's the house phone.
Thank you.
- Yes, madam. Right.
Just sign here.
Hello.
- Anjali, I'm at pan pacific hotel.
All our problems are over now.
Just leave everything and
come here.
What's the room number?
"It's my first time at love.
"It's my first time at passion".
"All I wish for is...
"Embrace me. Don't go away".
"I find peace in your arms.
I find heaven in your tresses".
"All I wish for is...
"Embrace me. Don't go away".
"The heat of passion is on.
"We hesitate a bit. The passion increases".
"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths.
"Remain close to me".
EROS
"How can I control
myself when you are with me?"
"I fear we'll make a
mistake being smitten by love."
"The climate has changed. Youth has lost control."
The emotions come to life."
"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths."
"Remain close to me".
"It's my first time at love.
"It's my first time at passion".
"All I wish for is...
"Embrace me. Don't go away".
"I find peace in your arms.
I find heaven in your tresses".
"All I wish for is...
"Embrace me. Don't go away".
EROS
"Understand my unspoken emotions."
"Tell me what you desire,
do not hesitate."
"The fire is burning. It's a sweet pain."
"We both are passionate"...
"The nights are enticing. Heightened are the breaths."
"Remain close to me".
"It's my first time at love.
"It's my first time at passion".
"All I wish for is...
"Embrace me. Don't go away".
"I find peace in your arms."
"I find heaven in your tresses".
"All I wish for is you to embrace me."
"Don't go away."
Nitin.
Give us ten million,
or we'll kill him.
What is he blabbering?
Nothing is missing from your home,
except for your servant Nitin.
That means, he hasn't committed a
theft someone has kidnapped him.
Did you hear anything?
- I can't hear anything after that.
Do you have his picture?
Check his room, search it.
You might find something.
This much here is 2... 3.30 cents.
Do you want?
$5, please.
Nitin Bankar kidnapped.
Ram, we've just one brush.
Where's the other brush?
The brush isn't here?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- What happened?
Is that dog's name Nitin Bankar?
- Is that dog's name Nitin Bankar?
Are you mad? That's my name.
What's wrong?
Who kidnapped you?
Who will kidnap me? I'm right before you.
Have you lost your mind?
What's this? What's this? What's this?
- Let me see.
This is some small child,
that's been kidnapped...
That's me. That's a photo of me
when I was four years old.
Read ahead, read ahead.
- The old hag has said...
The old hag has said, that except for me
nothing else is missing from the house.
The dog?
Yes.' Get the car.
Where's the car?
Yes, I know.
- It's there. There. Got it.
Here, take the key, take the key.
- It's open.
The key is with me.
How did the dog unlock it?
Where did he go?
- The dog isn't inside?
Where did the dog go?
He's passed stools.
Who'll pay Rs.10 million for it?
What will we do now?
We set out to be rich.
Instead, we were robbed
of what we had.
Do you know that means?
When we were driving,
that dog fled back to that witch.
What had we written there?
Pay us 10 million, or be ready
to collect that dog's corpse.
She thinks I'm the dog.
Because I'm missing from there.
She thinks I've been kidnapped.
- What shall we do now?
We don't need to do anything.
Now, the police will do
whatever needs to be done.
We'll be sentenced for 150 years.
When I took you along, I knew
something was bound to go wrong.
Where did you get that piece ofjunk from?
The junk seller?
Why are you blaming me
for everything?
Kidnapping isn't my business.
So, am I giving lessons on kidnapping?
- Be quiet.
You brought that piece of crap...
...that, won't even open.
And, that dog ran away from it...
...along with your 10 million.
I've heard about humans
deceiving humans...
...but this is the first time
I've heard dog deceiving human.
I was on my way to commit suicide.
But no, you stopped me and said...
...lets become someonelike Mamu.
Now be like Mamu.
Are you satisfied now?
Fine, it isn't too late now.
Let's commit suicide before the police arrive.
Come on. Come on.
Come.
What are you doing?
- We'll commit suicide?
Where are you taking the clothes?
Are you going for your honeymoon?
We'll go to the same bridge,
we had gone before...
...and commit suicide there,
Come on.
We cannot go there.
- Why?
We don't have enough petrol
in the van to go there.
Are you flat broke?
Don't you have any money?
I don't have money to buy poison.
I used the company's money for the hotel.
Now, I'll have to pay that as well.
I've an idea, we'll jump down
from the hotel's terrace.
But, we'll do it carefully. Because,
I don't want us to become cripple,
If we become cripples. We'll have to
spend our lives in jail like cripples.
We'll go to the terrace, and jump down
carefully. Okay. Come on.
We'll die carefully. Come on.
I am here.
Where are you two going?
To die, to commit suicide.
Die?
Yes. We don't have any other option left.
Anjali, go back home and
settle down with someone.
Our plans have been foiled.
We've failed.
Then, I'll come along with you too.
- Why do you want to die?
You called me here to get married.
Where else can I go?
I've left a goodbye note at home.
I took everything Icould get my hands on.
I'm not going anywhere.
Go, die and come back.
What now?
I need little time to think.
In a surprising turn of events,
Ms. Kaur has refused...
...to pay the ransom
demanded by the kidnappers.
This decision has
sparked a public upheaval...
...amongst the local
Indian community.
She has so much wealth.
Can't she give some
money and save his life?
I won't pay a single penny to save him.
Have you got that?
I think, we Indians should get together...
and, hold a demonstration against her.
And, stop going to her mall.
"I didn't feel any shame,
I danced so vigorously."
Heera speaking.'
- Hello.
Yes, Suri, I'm leaving now.
Ask Anu to be at pacific Hotel,
and book a room there.
I'll be there too,
and tell here where I am.
And, the rest will be
as we discussed earlier.
I'm leaving for a business conference.
I'll return after a week.
Where are you going, Brother-in-law?
- To Malaysia, for business.
What's wrong, sister?
- He's getting married again.
What?
He said, I'm going to Malaysia.
- He's lying.
I heard everything on the phone myself.
We had 12 petrol pumps
and 5 restaurants.
Every time he gets married...
each woman takes away something.
We're losing everything.
Now, all we have left... are
two petrol pumps and one restaurant.
Brother, if we lose even that...
what will I give my daughter? - Don't worry, Sister.
I'll take care of it.
Brother will never marry
anyone else again.
Hello, Mamu.
Call for you.
Hello.
- Mamu.
Mamu speaking. Yes.
Repeat the target's name.
What? Musa. Heerapurwala.
Don't worry.
I've the right man for this job.
Kaala.
There's a job for you.
How much will I get?
As much as you want?
- Tell me the job.
There's a man in pan pacific Hotel,
Musa Heerapurwala.
You need to finish him.
It's easy.
I'll plant a bomb between his legs.
It should look like an accident,
and not murder.
Don't worry, Mamu.
I've a strong medicine that can knock
a man out cold from a distance.
Good.
Then, I'll throw him
in a lake or a pond.
The police will think
he drowned to his death.
Very good.
Here's the number of the party that wants
him dead. Talk to them if needed.
But remember,
my share will be 10%.
You'll handover the corpse to the party
and, also collect the money from them. Okay.
Done.
Pay the ransom.
- Pay the ransom.
We cannot tolerate any more losses.
What is this?
Ma'am, this is our complaint
against you.
All these shops have been
closed for so many days.
Look madam, our business
has been ruined.
I feel, we'll have to
close down all the shops.
Either you pay the ransom and get Nitin back.
- Or return us our deposit.
We don't want to run
our shops in your mall.
Where are you going?
I'm going.
That's all you could think of,
all this while.
No, I thought of many things.
Do you want to know? Tell me.
Go back to that witch and tell her that you
escaped from the clutches of the kidnapper.
Simple.
Or else, I suggest that you go to
the terrace, and jump down.
And, Anjali stop thinking.
Go back to your father and,
tell him that you've changed your mind.
You'll have a better life.
Hey, excuse me, what've you
thought about yourself?
I've thought of postponing
my suicide for a few days.
I'm thinking, that I'll see an astrologer...
and, ask him which is the best day to die.
So, that I die on a good day. And, my soul
doesn't have to beg around like me.
So, if you don't find a good day...
you will never die.
No. - That means you've
decided to leave.
Yes, I've decided to leave.
- Confirmed.
Come on, then close this.
- I'm closing it.
Close it, quickly and get out now.
- I'm leaving.
Who wants to stay here?
I'm going...
And, remember one thing.
If you set a foot out of this room...
then, I'll tell thepolice that
you kidnapped me. Now go.
You're back to your
ownself again, aren't you?
And, aren't you trying to cheat me?
You cheat.
I was on my way to die, you stopped me.
Showed me dreams.
You put me in a fix,
I won't spare you either.
Really. - Stop using such crude language.
In a recent turn of events...
Just watch what they're
showing on television.
Ms. Kaur has finally...
...agreed to pay the ransom.
Ms. Kaur was speaking to
the press earlier today.
She's still awaiting the
demands of the kidnappers.
Here's more.
Kuljeet Kaur, is it true that you're
ready to pay the kidnappers.
Yes, I have.
I'll pay those scoundrels the money.
But, they should first call me...
and tell me where I should get the money.
Shall I take the money to their in-laws...
We're rich... - Not we, I'm rich...
You were leaving. Go.
So, what now?
Go to the astrologer quickly...
and, ask him when are you going to die?
I'll take the money
from that old hag...
...buy a Mercedes and
attend your funeral in style.
You're back to your ownself
again, aren't you?
Money has blinded you, hasn't it?
Do you call this friendship, Nitin?
A true friends stands
besides you at troubled times...
...remember that, and those
who run away are cowards.
God.
- Will you two stop quarrelling now?
Think how we can get the money.
We'll have to carefully make a plan.
But, first we need to decide...
where we'll hide after leaving from here.
Don't stress. We can hide here.
I'll look after all that.
Come, welcome, welcome.
Come, welcome, welcome.
All of you collect your handbags.
And, your luggage will
be taken to your rooms.
Come, come please.
- Let's go. - Come, let us go.
Move. Move. - Come on. Come on.
'The party's over here.'
I'd like you to bill my room...
You've broken 40 glasses in
a month, soiled the dresses...
...of 15 guests,
this is my last warning to you.
If I ever get a complaint again,
if you break anything...
...make any mistake or create
a racket in the hotel in a drunk state...
...I'll throw you outof the hotel.
Get that.
Room 9020, please.
- Sure.
Please enjoy your stay here.
Excuse me.
All the guests have arrived.
Where are the keys?
I apologise, Mr. Oberoi.
Many people are checking in today.
The counter is very busy.
And, we're still cleaning
most of the rooms.
We've booked 60 rooms
And, we still can't get the keys,
that's surprising.
Sir, just wait for half an hour.
You sit. Please wait in the coffeeshop,
I'll send you your keys. - Fine.
Excuse me...
My name is Suber.
And, I've a room booked by that name.
Sir, we have a group
check-in going on here.
Please wait in the coffee shop for
Make it...
Sure. - S-o-n-g...
He's Mr. Harbansh Chadda, my relative.
- Hello.
And, he's the groom.
His son, Nonny Chadda.
And, she's...
Yes.
It'll take the entire day
to introduce each other.
So, I request all of you...
...that you introduce yourselves
to each other. - Yes.
Excuse me.
Can you please tell me...
...in which room is
Mr. Musa Heerapurwala staying?
Sorry sir, there's no one here...
...by the name of Musa Heerapurwala.
How is that possible?
He should be here.
Hello, this is professional
killer Kaala speaking. - Yes.
The target isn't in this hotel.
Musa Heerapurwala isn't
in this hotel.
He must be staying
there by a fake name.
Then, give me the fake name.
You will have to find that out...
...what are we paying you for?
- If that's the case...
...then, send me his
photo and advance.
And, the remaining
amount after he's dead.
One more, one more.
Those who want to have breakfast,
can do so. Okay.
I've acidity... I'll have milk.
Excuse, there's a room booked...
...by the name of Kaala Krishan Murari.
Please give me the keys.
Sir, the counter is busy.
Please sit at the
coffee shop for sometime...
...I'll send the keys.
Stupid!
Hello.
I'm Kaala(black).
- I never said you're fair.
What do you do?
Can't you see I'm drinking coffee?
This is a list of everyone's names.
And, their room numbers are
written against their name.
Give them the keys accordingly.
And, don't make any mistake.
Okay.
Gaurav Kumar.
- Mr. And Mrs. Chadda.
Here.
And, yours by the name
of Mr. Paramjeet Lamba.
Lamba what?
- Lamba. I'll show you.
No, no... yes, I got it,
I got it. Here it is.
What is your name?
Gupte... here. Here, take this.
What's your name?
Daghdu.
When did you come sir?
First give me my key.
Here. - Daghdu, there's so
much greenery everywhere.
So many beautiful girls.
They are not like you think.
They are decent girls.
If you misbehave,
they'll make your plight such...
Am I not decent?
You don't know yourself
how decent you are, Musa sir.
Speak softly,
why arey ou speaking so loudly?
I'm not Musa Heerapurwala.
I'm Suber. Suber.
You've booked a room by that name.
Actually, my wife doubts me.
Daghdu, let me know
if there's a new girl around.
Have you come alone?
There's a girl coming.
Suri has arranged for her.
She'll be here today or tomorrow.
If she agrees, I'll marry her.
And, if she refuses
I'll give her money.
You devil.
Where will I search for him...
Anu... ma'am... Hello.
How are you related to Mr. Oberoi?
He's my son's mother's father.
Hey...
I saw her, I saw her...
Where are you going?
You just said, "I saw her".
- I saw, man!
Are you mad?
We're flat broke, and
you're concerned about girls.
It's important for me as well.
If you two don't get the money...
...then, its futile to have such dreams.
You two better think of a plan.
My darling, my love,
already have a plan.
We'll pose as Nitin Bankar's kidnappers.
And, call that witch and
ask her for the ransom.
As soon as we get the money...
...we'll send her my corpse.
But, who will kill you?
- Why don't you stay quiet?
Listen to me carefully.
We'll arrange for a corpse
that looks just like me...
...we'll dress him in my clothes,
put my driving licence in his pocket...
...tie him up, and throw
him on the train tracks.
And, then we'll spread a rumour...
...that kidnappers killed Nitin Bankar.
End of story.
But, where will we get the corpse from?
Corpse...
There's a man... Mamu!
Once you give him money...
...he'll kill even you if
he doesn't find anyone else.
I swear.
Sure.
God, send us... send us a corpse
just like you sent this idea.
Cheers.
"Everybody now,
join me in this song."
"Clap your hands, and
shake on you waist..."
...and move on your feet along."
EROS
"Everybody now,
join me in this song."
"Clap your hands, and
shake on you waist...
...and move on your feet along."
"Everybody now,
join me in this song."
"Let's celebrate,
let's have some fun."
"Let's just carry on."
"The real fun of love
is in expressing it."
"I can see God in my Love."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up".
"Everyone, please stand up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up".
"Everyone, please stand up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
"Please stand up."
"I've adorned your love."
"I've made your desires my own."
"Let me... stay in your arms."
"I've lost,
so has my heart in my love."
"There's no losing in love."
"When you're so close to me."
"You didn't lose, and I didn't win."
"So, there's no competition."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up."
"Everyone, please stand up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up".
"Everyone, please stand up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
"Take it."
"Wind it. - Wind your body so tight".
- "Wind it". - "Show you the way..."
EROS
"The heart... bows before you."
"I don't know, nor does my hear tknow,
how you're related to me."
"Why does... my heart seem lost."
"I don't know how my heart belongs to you."
"Hearts unite with each other,
they are very sensible."
"They always fall for beauty."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up".
"Everyone, pleasest and up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
"Please stand up.
"Please stand up".
"Everyone, please stand up in respect."
"The beauty is here,
all those in love salute them."
Boss, I know where she is.
Where is she?
I found this in office.
It's a credit card bill.
She has spent money in the hotel.
That vixen must be there. Yes.
Then, why don't you go
and get her back?
Guests are arriving from
India for the marriage.
If they ask where is that vixen,
what will I say?
I'll tell her that she's gone to
the temple for praying.
The marriage is on the 12th.
And, I want my daughter back
home before that. That's all.
Once I find that vixen...
It's okay, if she agrees
to come home.
Otherwise, I'll kill her right there.
So, shall we go?
- Where to?
To bring that vixen back.
How dare you call my daughter a vixen?
I thought that's her name.
Dear, bow to him.
Bless you, dear.
We're so fortunate that
you attended the marriage.
Your presence has
added to my grandeur...
...otherwise, this marriage
would've felt incomplete.
Just bless us.
- Don't worry, everything will be fine.
Here's the key to your room.
I'll get the function organised.
Fine Brother,
we'll get fresh until then.
Look, look...
Wait. Where are you
running off too?
Look.
That's Manpreet.
- Who's Manpreet?
The one wearing the white dress.
Okay...
That tall woman.
Yes, I may not get a better
opportunity to meet her.
I suggest, that you get
China Town's number...
...from the directory and call Mamu.
I'll be back in a moment.
I'm not talking to him. - Go.
- I'm not... - Are you mad?
Mummy, shall I go?
- Okay.
Hello, Mamu.
My name is Nitin.
- Nitin? Who?
I'm Ram's friend.
That Ramayan one?
- No, not the Ramayan one... the courier boy.
Yes, I know him.
Tell me, what do you want?
It's very urgent.
But Ram said that only
you can do it.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Yes, I...
I need a corpse.
What? Corpse?
Whose?
- Anyone's will do?
But he should be fair,
should be 6ft tall.
Should have good muscles, firm body.
And yes, he should
have small hair, Mamu.
The type of dead body
you're asking for...
...we'll have to look for it.
Then, we'll have to beat him.
Then kill him.
And, if you want small hair...
...then, we'll get him
a hair cut after killing him.
And, it'll cost you
and will take time.
Think about it.
- Don't worry about the money.
I can pay any price.
And yes, we'll need an advance
before taking the order.
Yes, we'll pay you that.
Tell me how much you want,
I'll have it delivered.
Where are you right now?
Fine. - My man will be there,
give him 10,000.
And the rest, after delivery of body.
- Okay. Remember that.
Hey, how will my man recognise you?
When he arrives,
I'll tell him it's me.
What are you worried about?
No, no he hasn't seen you...
...so, how will he recognise you?
Give me a symbol.
Oh, that.
How will he recognise me?
I know, tell him I'll be
waiting outside the hotel...
...holding a white orchid in my hand.
Okay. And he has to say in my ears...
..."I'm Mamu's man, I'm Mamu's man".
I'll understand.
Fine, you stand outside the hotel.
And, keep waving the flower.
My man will recognise you, okay.
Idiot.
- Sorry.
$21, sir.
- Thank you.
Taxi.
Will you go to the railway station?
Temple.
Church.
Then, what's this piece of crap for?
Are you sure this is the hotel?
Boss, there's just one pan pacific
in Singapore. This one.
Which room? Which room?
Come on, pick up the luggage.
Come on.
We don't need to pick up
the luggage.
There are people to do
that in such hotels.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Why is he holding a flower?
In such big hotels, guests
are welcomed with a flower.
Really? It's a good way to
extract money from people.
There's that scoundrel.
Catch him, catch him.
- Stop! Stop!
Stop... catch him.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Boss, he's inside.
These stairs are meant for climbing up?
- Yes. - Come on. - I'm Boss.
Follow him. - Okay, Boss.
- "De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
Come on.
Hey, stop, you rabbit!
Where are you running to! Stop!
Stop! Oh, my!
"De Dana Dan."
Who is it?
Hey, find him...
Boss.
Where did he go?
I don't know where he fled to?
He was right before meat the corner.
So, did he dig a tunnel
and run away?
Stupid.
So, shall we check all the rooms?
Whose room will you check?
If you enter anyone's
room without a reason...
...they'll beat you black and blue.
Get that...
He was holding these flowers, isn't it?
- Yes.
The scoundrel.
That rascal must be in this room.
In this room.
Open up.
I think he's not alone.
There's someone else with him.
I don't care.
My daughter's inside, and
I'll take her back with me.
Open it.
- Who is it?
I... I'll break open this door.
If anyone comes out,
pounce on him.
Come on, surround me.
Surround me. - Come on.
Why you...
Who are you?
Lamba, I'll not spare you.
Where's the rascal?
- Kamini is in the bathroom getting ready.
Are you getting dressed
for your father's funeral?
Come you, you rascal.
You dare pull on my towel.
Get out.
Run.
Run.
Who was that scoundrel?
Catch him.
Security, this is paramjeet Singh Lamba...
...Indian ambassador.
A terrorist has barged in my room.
I left the door open.
Who could've closed it?
You had ordered for tea.
Keep it there and leave.
Why do they always come
when I'm having a bath?
Hello.
What are you staring at?
You've kept the tea, now get lost.
Call me when you're done.
For clearing the tray.
I'll pay your money tomorrow.
It's afternoon now.
Yes, its not morning any more.
So, call me tomorrow.
But, where should I come
to collect the money?
Call me tomorrow morning.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
I'll switch off the phone
until I don't get the money.
Which fool invented the mobile?
I'll lock the cell-phone in it.
"De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
There's a limit to tolerance.
Anyone's barging inside the hotel.
Barging inside the room,
beating people up.
Is this a hotel, or a circus?
Call the police right now.
I'll call the commissioner right away.
Sir, if you call the police,
it'll defame our hotel.
Then look for him in every room.
Sir, there are more than 400 rooms.
If we take you to every room...
...and, keep asking "Is he the one?".
Our guests will feel insulted.
He must be around somewhere?
Do you know what he looks like?
He vanished into thin air in a jiffy.
He looked like a wildhog
with a moustache.
If I see that moustache anywhere,
I'll recognise him.
If you spot him anywhere,
please inform us,
He will not walk out of here on
his two feet, we assure you that.
Boss, come here. If we fall in
their trap, we'll be in trouble.
Nobody will recognise me
if I shave off my moustache.
I arranged Anjali's marriage
with great difficulty.
What now?
I can't go back without Anjali.
Go, and book a room in this hotel.
Mannu.
What are you doing here?
And, how did you come here?
You said, that I'll come with you...
...even if you call me
before my last nuptial round.
So, here I am.
Are you joking, or being serious?
My entire family,
relatives everyone is here...
...and, keeping a watch on me.
If I come with you
without informing them...
Think carefully
before you do anything.
Just tell me the time.
That time hasn't arrived yet.
So, when will it arrive?
There are only three days
left for the marriage.
As soon as I get the money, I'll take you along.
I've been waiting for that.
I don't understand
what you're saying.
Tell me everything clearly.
Listen. We've kidnapped a dog.
What?
Hello, hello, yes.
Sir, there's a call for you,
urgent call for you. - For me?
Yes.
Ram.
- I'll be right back.
Excuse me, Ram. Phone?
Yes. There you go.
Hello. Who?
This is Nitin speaking?
Did you call Mamu?
Yes, Mamu said he's
sending someone.
Give him the advance.
I've said, I'll beholding
an orchid flower...
...so that he can recognise me.
The code is "I'm Mamu's man."
What? What?
- I'll be carrying orchid flower.
Hello, where are you?
- I'm Mamu's man.
In the cupboard.
Hello. Hello, Mishra. Mishra.
Lost connection.
Thank you.
What did he say?
The photographs have arrived.
Let me take a look.
This is so nice, isn't it?
That's great.
This is a sign, marking the beginning
of our strong relationship.
I'll keep this photograph.
You can take it, I'll get
another one made. - Yes.
Excuse me.
Take a seat, sit down.
I need your help.
Actually, I've spent all the
money I'd brought with me.
You know, the hotel's decorations,
dancers... - Yes.
And, for the food.
So, for the next two days
I'm a little low on cash.
Because, tomorrow and the
day after are bank holidays.
So, by Monday morning...
...I'll give you all the money
that we had discussed.
That's okay, you can give me
whenever it's convenient.
Okay. Yes.
Come with me,
I need to talk to you.
Why did you say that
you don't want the money?
He'll keep making excuses
after the marriage...
...and, you'll have to beg him.
So, what's the hurry?
- Maybenot for you, but I'm in a hurry.
I need a lot of money.
- Why?
I need to buy jewellery,
and clothes.
Or else, I won't step
out of the room.
Order.
I don't want anything.
I want the money right now.
Go, and ask for it right now.
Fine.
Hello...
- Can I have...
There you go.
- Okay.
Okay.
Hello.
- Sir, there's a courier for you.
Shall I have it sent to your room?
I'll be ready soon, and
come and collect it myself.
Thank you.
Excuse me, who is Mr. Chadda?
There's someone here to meet him.
That's him, standing there.
He has worn a Sherwani.
Even 500,000 will do.
Actually, its an emergency.
- I'll do something.
Give me sometime.
Okay. Please do it
as soon as possible.
Excuse me, sir.
Are you Mr. Chadda?
There's someone here to see you.
There.
I can arrange for it, but I need
until tomorrow morning.
Here he is.
Are you Chadda?
- No, but why?
Is there someone called
Chadda here with you?
No, why? - There's an
arrest warrant in his name...
...regarding a cheque case.
His cheques bounce back
sooner that he issues them.
Oh...
Not one but nine cases are pending.
Where is he?
He didn't come?
He didn't come here?
What do you mean?
There's a room booked in
this hotel on his name.
There is a room booked on his name.
But he hasn't arrived.
He hasn't arrived.
He's our relative.
Aren't you ashamed...
...your relative is such a rascal?
You will have to inform
me as soon as he arrives.
I've been looking for him
for the past one year.
Catching Shobraj wasn't this difficult.
What?
It wasn't difficult...
wasn't difficult to catch Shobraj...
Give me your address,
I'll inform you.
No, no I'm taking a room here.
If I lay my hands on him...
...no one will ever know
where he vanished to.
No, no I'll inform you, I'll inform...
- Fine.
What's wrong?
- He's a relative... where did you go?
He's a relative of mine, and
caught me here in the marriage.
He's here attending the marriage.
But, he was talking about death.
Yes. Yesterday, his father
hung himself to death.
So, he was inquiring where
he can cremate his dead body.
Where is my money?
Money?
Paramjeet Singh Lamba will give it.
- Who is he?
My brother-in-law.
He's the Indian Ambassador.
You know, he's very respected
in our family. - Okay.
He's staying in this hotel.
Tomorrow morning,
go to room no. 4017...
...and, you'll get the money.
- 4017
Yes.
- 4017
You'll get the money.
- 4017
Come, come.
Thank you.
"Tell me what you want.
Tell me what you like."
"Tell me what you need."
"Give me some love..."
Yes. Right.'
Why did you take so long?
That police officer is here.
I managed to save myself somehow.
Until this marriage is over,
and I get the dowry money...
...I'll have to arrange
my bail papers.
I'll have to arrange for a lawyer.
But, what about my money?
It's done. It's done.
Do you know Mr. Lamba?
No.
- Mr. Oberoi's brother-in-law.
He'll come himself and
give you the money, okay.
I'll go and talk to a lawyer right now.
- Yes, all right.
"Tell me what you want.
"Tell me what you like."
"Tell me what you need."
I've been staying here
for the past two days.
Go away, we'll meet at night.
But, when are we going
to elope from here?
As soon as we get our
hands on the dowry money.
Call me up in my room,
We'll meet if he's not in the room.
Well, okay.
"I go yes. I go yes, yes."
"I go yes. I go yes, yes."
This way, this way, here.
She's hotter that she looks.
How is she?
She's just like you thought.
- I knew it.
I knew it the first time I saw her.
She was flirting with me.
No. But her husband
knows everything.
They deal directly.
Yesterday morning,
she was with someone else...
...I caught him under the bed.
Right now, she's dealing
with someone else.
If you promise her more money,
she'll accept your offer.
Really?
Yes, do it.
How much sugar?
- What? One.
But, what about the other one?
She'll call me in my room
when she arrives.
Is that so?
"Tell me what you want.
"Tell me what you need."
Hello.
We haven't been introduced.
Yes, how can we get introduced?
There are many people here.
Forget everyone else...
...just tell me how much
money do you need?
"Tell me what you need."
Oh, Uncle... - You can call me uncle,
or whateverjust...
Have you brought the money?
Money is in my room,
Shall I get it?
When shall I get it?
- I'll go to my room and call you.
My room number is 501.
- 501
Where's she?
That... that... that woman,
she's Manpreet.
Yes. - I'll go search for
Mamu's man. Do one thing.
Please ask her to come out anyhow.
I'm going out. I'm waiting
outside the restaurant.
And, listen... no one should
notice or hear anything. Okay.
Come on, get up.
Dance with us.
Come on.
What about the honeymoon?
- I'm going to Hong Kong.
She looks beautiful.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Tell me, who is paramjeet Lamba.
I don't know who is Lamba.
Right now we're in grave trouble.
- Why?
Chadda's daughter, Anjali is here.
What is she doing here?
- I don't know.
She was whispering something
in my fiance's ears.
And, after that she took her along.
How unfortunate of me.
Daddy, if the daughter is here...
...her father must be here too.
Before they break my marriage,
Why don't we reach to a
compromise with them...
...and return their money, .
Where is she?
- Come, I'll show you.
"I was sitting with an earthen pot..."
Daddy.
Her father is here too.
There's no point in
talking to that fool...
...he'll raise a chaos.
We'll talk to his daughter,
and then get this over with, okay.
"De Dana Dan."
Double whiskey, with soda.
You look familiar.
- Oh, no we're meeting for the first time.
No, you look familiar.
Where have I seen you?
Where have I seen you?
You... - What?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She came out, where did she go?
Hi, I'm Anu Chopra.
There's a room booked in my name.
Just a minute.
Can you also tell me the room
number of Mr. Heerapurwala, please?
Wait a minute.
There's a courier for 8013.
There's no one staying
here by that name. - Thanks.
This is for you sir,
please sign here.
This key's not working.
Let me replace it for you.
Hi.
Suber.
What are you two doing here?
The programme has started...
...and, Nonny there are many
people who want to meet you.
Come, come quickly.
How does she look?
- She's fair looking.,
...wearing a red dress, and tall.
Fine, you go.
I'll look for her. Go.
"De Dana Dan."
"De Dana Dan."
You donkey!
Fair and wearing a red dress.
Fair... fair...
"De Dana Dan."
Why are you sitting here and eating?
What did he say?
Where's it... This photo...
I didn't understand what he said.
I should be holding the flower,
or he should be holding the flower...
Mamu has sent you.
Mamu has sent you.
Mamu has sent you.
Mamu has sent you.
Do you wash your face
with chicken curry?
Come to the point.
I've brought the advance,
what we discussed on the phone.
Yes, yes give it.
When will we get the dead body?
First let me kill him, you're
already asking for the dead body.
I'll call you when
I have his dead body.
Okay.
Suri.
- Yes, Anu. Tell me.
...they say, there's no
Heerapurwala staying here.
He must be staying by
some other name.
Don't worry, either
he'll send someone...
...or come see you himself.
He's the one who needs it, not us.
Okay?
- Okay.
Wait, I'm coming.
What are you doing?
Whose door are you knocking on?
- No... it's nothing...
She's an distant grandma of mine.
Your, Grandma? Which grandma?
She has arrived from punjab.
She's a punjabi too.
She belongs to the Khatri family.
Khatri family. Then I'll
have to meet her. - No, no.
Why?
- She's sleeping.
She's an old woman, and she's tired.
She has arrived from punjab,
and is sleeping.
That's why I'm not even
knocking on the door.
I'm not knocking on the door.
I'll introduce her as
soon as she gets up.
She'll give you a hug, have tea
and fritters with you.
Okay. Okay.
- Then, what are you standing here for?
Come on, lets attend
the musical function.
You go ahead. - Come, I'll introduce
you to the health minister. Come.
Come.
Hello. This is Kaala speaking.
Yes, tell me. What happened? '
I asked you to send
the target's photo...
...and, what've you sent.
There are two people in this photo.
One is me, and the
other is my brother-in-law.
You've to kill my brother-in-law.
You fool. I never saw you.
How will I know which one is you...
...and, which one is
your brother-in-law.
That's the only photograph I have.
Look, I'm standing on the right...
...and, my brother-in-law
is on the left.
This is the party, and
on the left is the target.
Pots and pans are clinked...
I'll check each and every bill.
After that I'll make
the arrangements, okay?
As you say, sir.
Two double on the rocks.
Do you have poppadums
or barbecued dishes?
Ask him if he serves
barbecued tofu.
Give it to me. I'm thirsty.
I told you Michael isn't here.
What? Speak louder.
Hello, hello, I can't hear.
Hello, just a minute.
What are you saying?
What's wrong with him?
Hello. Sweetheart, say something.
Oh, no what's wrong with him now?
He must be drunk. Drunkards.
It runs in the blood.
Careful, don't give
him anymore drinks.
Are you telling me fairy tales,
or telling me the truth?
A small mistake, can ruin
our entire life, Ram. - I know.
Everything was going fine.
But suddenly, Nitin disappeared.
Where did he go?
All I know is that he's
stuck in some cupboard.
Which cupboard?
I don't even know,
is it a place, person...
...or a real cupboard.
Hello, Nitin here.
Where are you?
Get Mishra on the line.
- Okay.
He's asking for you.
Hello. Where are you, you idiot?
I'm stuck in some cupboard in
one of the rooms in this hotel.
Please get me out of here somehow.
I'm stuck in here.
Which room?
- I don't know.
Which floor?
- I don't know.
Hello... Mishra.
Oh, no.
I've lost connection again.
Hello, Nitin.
Lost him again.
Ram, what happened? Where is he?
Hello, papa. I'm coming right away.
I'm saying this for the last time.
My marriage is on Friday.
If you don't take me along
before that, then goodbye.
What happened, Ram?
Nitin.
Nitin. Nitin. Nitin.
Just because I'm five minutes late...
...these people don't
spare the waiters.
No one will know,
if I take a sip from this.
I'll have a bite from this,
they'll never know.
Hot, hot...
You thief.
What did you just do?
First of all, you serve us
your leftovers.
And make us pay for it too.
Let me tell the manager.
I won't do it again,
you can have a bite too.
Do I look like a beggar to you?
I'll tell your manager about this.
With great difficulty,
I've got this job.
I beg of you.
Don't inform the manager,
I'll do as you say.
You'll do as I say? - Yes I will do.
But, don't ask me to jump
from the terrace, or in a well.
Fine, I won't tell your manager.
And, if I'm pleased
I'll also pay you.
But, will you do as I tell you?
What will I have to do?
Hey, corrupt mind,
its for my friend.
My friend Nitin is stuck in a
cupboard in one of the rooms.
I was searching for him.
I couldn't find him, so I told
you because you're the waiter.
How can I find him?
There are 400 rooms
in this hotel, sir.
I can't look for him in each room.
Strange man.
No, no... I'll look for him.
But I need some time, sir.
You can take as much time as you want.
But, if you don't find my Nitin.
Then just watch what I do with you...
- I'll find him, I'll find him.
Don't worry, sir.
Coming. Coming.
Yes?
Who are you?
Close the door & come in.
Who are you?
- Lets forget that, and come to the point.
I know everything.
Now you tell me,
how you want to end this matter?
There's nothing to talk about it.
Everything's been discussed.
Either you marry me...
- No, no
You can forget about the marriage.
Forget about the marriage.
If you want, I can pay you.
There isn't going to be any wedding.
Then, why did you say before
that you want to marry me.
It was a mistake. Take the money,
have some fun and leave.
Fine, give me the money
and I'll leave.
There shouldn't be any
problem later, okay.
Why will I trouble you
once I get the money?
I swear, you will get the money.
But listen, this should
be between you and me.
No one else should know about it.
Okay. Can I touch you?
Such a wonderful girl.
Did that scoundrel arrive yet?
- I don't know.
And, don't keep wandering
around like this, get it.
You won't be able to do anything.
Go away from here, okay.
- I'll take him along with me.
And, as soon as I lay my hands
on that scoundrel...
...I'll punch him so hard,
it'll remind him of his mom.
That can't happen.
- Why?
He hasn't seen his mother.
His mother died right after his birth.
The scoundrel, killed his mother
right after he was born.
I don't know anything about that.
But if I stay here any longer,
I'll lose my control.
So, please go... okay.
Why does God send such
brawny people on earth?
Who is it?
It's Mr. Chadda, the groom's father.
Come, come in, come in.
Mr. Lamba...
There you...
Mr. Chadda...
- Yes, Mr. Chadda, the groom's father.
Come, come...
Oberoi must've told you about the money...
Yes, he told me about the money.
I've informed my friend.
He must be on his way here,
take a seat.
I'm in a hurry,
I don't have the time to sit down.
I've to deal with thousands
of things, Mr. Lamba.
Yes, it's not an ordinary marriage.
It's a prestigious marriage.
And, an unknown city,
I dounderstand your problem,
I... I have a small request.
- Tell me.
As soon as you get the money...
...deliver half of the
money to room 3011.
Room no. 3011...
Okay sir.
Who's staying there?
Oh... in the room...
It's a close relative. Very close.
Okay...
Half the money to 3011.
And, the rest... the rest...
The rest in my room.
Mr. Lamba, half the money to 3011.
And, the rest in my room.
And, if I'm not in my room give
the money to my wife. Got it.
Mr. Lamba.
Did you get it?
- 3011
In my room okay...
and half there.
I'm leaving, I'm very busy.
You must've understood, Okay.
- I'll handle it.
Always standing before
the mirror, the witch.
Pammi, the money has been arranged for.
Ask Lamba uncle when he can give it.
Until then, I'll take care of other things.
Where are you going?
I'll have to find a lawyer for the bail.
That inspector is looking for me
to arrest me.
Let me get hold of the money
then I'll show you what I am.
You've made a fool out of me.
Hello.
Hello uncle pammi here...
You can come whenever
the money is ready.
The money is ready.
The money is ready.
I was waiting for your call.
Tell me, shall I take a bath
or come just as I am?
Yes, you can take a bath.
Hello.
- Hello.
I'm speaking from 4017.
The money is ready,
can I come to your room.
Is there anyone else there?
- No, there's no one else here.
That's why I'm asking,
can I come to your room?
No, no I'll come there.
There was someone here
earlier he was saying.
That I'll get the money.
And, then he didn't give me his
room no. Or any other contact.
Yes, he was in a hurry.
So what? You want the money,
don't you?
So, you can come to my room.
Tell me, by which name
are you staying here?
Paramjeet Singh Lamba.
That's why,
I couldn'tget your room number.
Fine, I'll be there.
Hi, come in.
I was waiting for you.
Come, take a seat.
Let us finish the job first,
only then will you get some interest.
Interest? Will I have to pay
interest for it? - No, no.
I'm not talking about that interest.
She's such a funny girl.
I like such funny girls.
Give me some...
If you're feeling hot,
shall I switch on the Air Conditioner?
No, no the room's temperature
is just fine...
...I'm slightly hot.
Why have you kept the money there?
Keep it inside.
"Tell me what you want.
Tell me what you need."
Come my darling. Come on.
What are you doing, Uncle? Leave me.
Uncle.
- Rape?
Save me, he just bit me.
Why are you screaming?
Do you want some more money?
Save me, save me, save me.
What are you saying?
You mean to say, my brother-in-law...
...Mr. Paramjeet Lamba tried to
use force on your wife.
Used force?
He kissed her and bit her.
There are bite marks on
my wife's neck. What?
She's my wife, not a fruit.
You don't believe me,
come and see it for yourself. Come.
Lord, what am I hearing?
Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law, Kamini.
Sister-in-law, get up.
Get me some water. - Here.
If I send my son in
a family of rapists...
...God knows what might
happen with him.
You might not even spare him.
Calm down, calm down.
Please, we'll look for a way.
What can you do in this?
He has ruined everything.
Once I get my hands on him,
I swear...
...I'll break his bones.
He won't be able to kill
or rape anyone.
Please, don't create a racket,
I plead to you.
Lets end this matter right here.
My friends and relatives are
in the adjoining rooms.
If anyone finds out about this...
...we won't be able to face anyone.
They should know his true colours.
Look...
- He's the pride of your family.
The honour of the Lambas.
Please, calm down.
Stop, please.
I'm ready to atone for his crimes.
How? - I'm prepared to
pay you 20-30 million more.
That's all.
Where's the water?
- Water?
Fine, I agree. But, not because
I want money, no.
I swear on God, you're my relative and,
I can't say no to you.
That's why, get it?
- Yes
please come in,
I was waiting for you.
Here.
Thank You
Can I sit here?
- Please.
Would you like to have tea?
No, not now. Later.
- Okay.
Your voice is so different from
what I heard on the phone.
You're not as old as
I thought you would be.
Do you like me?
Which family do you belong to?
Family, dynasty,
who cares about that?
Forget it.
Why do you feel so shy
though you're so old?
I'm here with you.
No, no. No.
Room service. - Oh, no should
I hide in the bathroom? - Why?
Can I make the tea for you, sir?
Where did she go?
Kill me, kill me.
Kill me.
I never thought you would be
such a pervert. Kill me.
What are you saying?
Move back, move.
You were told to give her money and,
not to pounce on his wife.
What?
Whose wife?
Didn't you tryto use force
on Chadda's wife?
I haven't even seen his wife.
Kamini, you're mistaken.
Liar! Rogue!
The other day, that moustached man
barged into his room, and beat him...
...he didn't do it without a reason.
He must have barged in his room,
and done something.
I haven't been to anyone's room nor,
have I pounced on anyone's wife.
Who is spreading such rumours?
Bring him before me.
We've pacified him for now...
...do you want to gather
everyone around again?
Then, let everyone know.
I want to know as well.
I spent so many years
with this man.
But, Brother he never
looked at me lovingly.
And, such a man with
a unfamiliar woman...
That means...
No, we'll go to his room.
Come on. - Come on.
- Let's go.
Let me check the cupboard.
Nitin's not here.
Oh God. A headless corpse.
What happened?
- What happened?
What happened?
Who is she?
I don't know who she is?
How did this girl enter your
room without your knowledge?
I don't know who she is?
Hey girl, tell me who you are?
Tell me, or else I'll slap you.
She must've come here to steal.
Call the police.
- Yes, come.
Hey. I didn't come here to steal.
I came here because he called me.
I called you?
Didn't you call me here?
Remember our deal.
Either you'll marry me,
or give me money.
Oh, God.
- I didn't say anything like that.
I'll slap you if you say that.
Then, what did you say?
I said, I'll come to your room
to give the money.
And you said I'll come
to your room.
So, it's true that you called her here.
Because...
- Shut up.
If you say another word,
I'll forget how old you are.
I want to die.
I want to die.
You've defamed the entire family
by calling this cheap girl here.
Aren't you ashamed of
doing such cheap things?
What shall I do?
Shall I wait or leave?
Get lost, or else I'll throw you
out of the window.
She's that type of a woman.
Hey, don't scream at me.
I know what your family honour is.
Don't lock horns with me.
I'm all alone, get that.
If you dare lock horns with me,
I'll gather everyone around...
...and reveal the truth to everyone.
The scoundrels.
Get lost.
- I'll kill myself.
I don't want to live.
Listen to me.
Call that Chadda,
he's the one who asked me...
...to give the money to this girl.
That's why I called her here.
He knows her.
He'll tell you the truth.
Sir, how much sugar?
Do you've poison?
Fine, I'll tell you all the truth.
I don't know any such girl.
I don't have such a relative.
And, I never asked him to
give the money to anyone.
What? You didn't tell me?
No.
You didn't tell me?
- No.
You dare lie.
I'll skin you alive.
What are you doing?
Have you come here
to ruin the marriage?
To defame the family honour.
That man is lying.
If you talk anymore nonsense then,
I'll break your teeth.
Quiet.
Forgive me.
I feel ashamed to say that,
he's my brother-in-law.
I apologise to you.
I'll give you Rs.5 lakh more.
For the sake of my family's honour.
Even the Lord forgives one mistake.
And, you're greater than him.
Please.
Fine, fine...
But I don't want to
see this man again.
You won't.
I promise you won't.
Okay.
- 'Oh, yes.'
You devil. - Don't forget,
that I'm an ambassador.
Ambassador?
You're not even a fiat.
You're a bullock cart.
Look, if you darestep out of the room
before my daughter's marriage.
Then I'll rip you apart.
Come on, come on,
Oh, yes.'
Room service.
Room service.
Come in.
Yes?
Tea.
- But I didn't order for it...
But the order was made
from your room, sir.
May be, my wife ordered for it.
But she has gone out.
Then, you drink this tea.
- I don't drink tea.
Sir, it's special tea. Do drink it.
Especially for Vlp's.
And, you won'teven be billed for it.
- Sir.
Smell it once, sir.
The aroma will enchant you.
Drink it down in one gulp.
It will taste bitter,
but it'svery good for your digestion.
Is this tea, or castor oil?
Get out.
I'll have to wipe myself
before I fall unconscious.
What was that?
Swine flu.
Murari.
Murari. Murari.
Murari.
It's me, Suber.
- Suvar (pig).
No, Suber.
How drunk are you?
The party... party...
Will you keep drinking
if you get it for free?
Pa...
- How many pegs did you have?
What is your room number?
- No...
Your room number, not mine.
Not mine, your room number.
Take it easy...
Sir.
What are you doing here?
Mr. Wilson.
- I'm attending a relative's wedding.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to apprehend a cheat
regarding a cheque case.
I've heard that he's attending
the marriage as well.
Really? Who is he?
Some Harbansh Chadda.
But he hasn't arrived yet.
Chadda, who says he hasn't arrived.
He's already here.
- What?
Just a minute.
I found him, I found him.
I got the room number of
that cheque defrauder 5018.
Today, I'll rip his heart out.
I'll hide in Nonny's room.
Chadda. Chadda...
Who is it now?
- Open the door.
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Where's that coward?
- Coward? Who are you refering to?
Your husband, he's been deceiving
the police for so many months.
I'm going to bury him today.
I'm going to bury him.
He's not here, and get out of here.
He's right here, and you've hid him.
Who are you to ask about him?
Police...
And, he can't escape me today.
Come out.
Who is he?
He's not my husband.
What's going on?
Don't run.
Where are you running off to?
Stop, you fool.
Hey.
Who is it?
Boss, he's in room no. 8013.
Take some people along
to catch him.
Boss, you just said don't
spend anymore in the hotel.
That's why I sent them
out to have lunch.
Open the door.
You've been evading the police
for so many months.
Today is going to be your last.
I won't spare you today.
You can't escape from me today.
Open the door,
I know you are inside.
Open the door, or I'll break it.
What's happening?
Open the door. Open it.
Where's my daughter?
You're entire family is
waiting for you inside.
Thankfully some fool
opened the cupboard.
That's fine,
let bygones be bygones.
That old hag is waiting for us
with the money.
Let's take the money
and start a new life.
We're in a real fix here.
Come on.
Stop crying, be brave.
It's said, before your luck shines...
...you go through a very bad phase.
That's what happened with me as well.
But now our bad phase has passed.
You must have heard that saying.
When God gives,
he gives in bundles.
The saying is,
He gives in abundance.
Stupid.
You can do whatever you like.
I don't have any more
money to spend.
If you don't get that money...
...then, consider that everything's over.
All she cares about is money.
What?
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Why do you think only about money?"
"Why do you like money so much?"
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Tell me something,
why aren't you afraid of that Lord?"
"Money."
"What's so great about money?"
"I can pile them up before you."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"Hey, why can't you see?
I'm not the girl you want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby.
Money can't buy me."
"Hey, why can't you see?
I'm not the girl you want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby.
Money can't buy me."
"You don't care about anything."
"Compare love with money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Every time you show a new face."
"You never reveal the
secrets of your heart."
"Money."
- "Lord says, don't cheat lovers."
"Money."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"Money."
"Money."
"Hey, why can't you see?
I'm not the girl you want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby.
Money can't buy me."
"A penny earned, a penny lost."
"Money is never loyal to anyone."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Only love is true in this world,
which can never be bought."
EROS
"Money."
"The wealth of love is the only
priceless thing in this world."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
Scoundrel, where did you go
leaving me alone?
To see your in-laws.
You know I've been kidnapped.
Where were you?
Lf, we had gone in our own van,
that courier van...
...we would've been caught.
Come on, get in.
Where did you get this junk box?
From a friend of mine.
Are you mad?
You'remaking our life public.
You're telling everyone, all your friends
that we're the kidnappers.
I stole it from him.
Well done, I wish everyone
has friends like you.
Get in. Lets call that old hag,
let's look for a phone.
I've a phone, wait.
How did you get a phone?
I stole it from my friend,
from the cupboard,
Hello.
- We're the kidnappers speaking.
Kidnapper, kidnapper.
Hello.
Come at Broad 42 with
the money, at 10 o'clock.
And yes, if you try to
inform the police...
Go there with the money...
...and, keep your mobile phone
switched on.
But it's your responsibility.
I should get my money back.
Or else, you'll be in trouble.
Don't worry, keep your
mobile switched on...
...so, that we can know
where you are.
House keeping.
- Yes,
Can you give me a fresh towel?
Grandma...
What?
Come in.
Is kinsman in?
No, he isn't here.
He's gone out.
When he returns, tell him that...
...the entire money is in this bag.
Hello. - Darling, it's me speaking.
We've got the money.
Keep the money safe.
And, we'll flee tomorrow morning.
No, no we don't have that much time.
We should run away before
my husband returns.
Open the door.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Who are you?
Move.
What do you want?
Boss. What the...
Could it be Kaala?
Dad, that Kakkad and his goons...
...are searching every room
looking for us.
If we don't deal with him now...
...he'll surely break my marriage.
Why don't you tell him...
...that we'll return him
his money by tomorrow.
He's more interested in
breaking this marriage.
Otherwise, why would he
bring his daughter along?
Take the money from
my new father-in-law...
...and, give it to my old father-in-law.
Mr. Oberoi has said that he'll
deliver the money to my room.
But, I can't go in to my room.
That scoundrel, is waiting
outside the room.
I know, there only one way.
His daughter is sensible,
tell her to talk to her father...
...to take the money and leave
before the marriage. Get it.
I'll go talk to her.
Which room is she in?
Which room is she in?
Today, Heerapurwala will be blown
to smithereens.
The bomb will do what I couldn't.
Mannu, go straight to your room.
The flight leaves tomorrow
at 10 o'clock. - 10:05.
Yes, 10:05.
And, bring your luggage along.
And you, stay in the room.
As soon as we get the money...
You say it first.
Okay, you tell her.
Listen, we'll call you as
soon as we get the money.
And then, you come to the
airport with Manya.
We'll keep the ticket ready,
and wait for you two. Get it?
Okay.
Come on, come on.
Hurry up, someone might see us.
What are you doing?
Will you sit on my lap!
Hello. Is anybody there?
Who's it? Keep the food
on the table and leave.
I'm Nonny.
I wanted to talk to you urgently.
Come later, I'm bathing.
Look, you said that
you're pregnant...
...that's why I didn't marry you.
I'm ready to return all your money,
please leave from here.
Don't get my wedding cancelled,
please.
You cheat, come out.
I didn't know that you're
such a cheap and lowly person.
If this is the case before marriage...
...then, after the marriage
you might leave my daughter at home...
...and flirt with others.
Father-in-law...
First, you make the girl pregnant...
...and, then try to quieten her
by paying her money.
And, that too a woman like her.
What happened, son?
- Listen to your son's escapades.
There's a girl in that room,
first he got her pregnant.
And, now he's give her money
to get this matter over with.
With the grace of God,
I caught him red handed.
This is wrong, this is all wrong.
I'll tell you what the truth is.
What will you tell me?
I've seen everything with
my own eyes.
You're right, she's pregnant...
...that's why they can't get married.
You know all about it.
What can we do?
We can offer her some money...
...make a deal with her...
- Scoundrel, aren't you ashamed.
Scoundrel, your son is engaged
with such a woman.
What happened?
What happened?
Whatever happened here
is not worth saying.
Please be silent sir.
This is a hotel, and not a market.
Don't get so hot tempered until...
you don't know the entire situation.
She isn't as bad asyou think she is.
She's... she belongs to
a good family just like you.
Daddy, I don't know
who that girl is.
Son, this trick won't work.
The truth is out.
Mr. Oberoi, lets forget it.
I'll get the matter over with,
by giving her some money.
And, what are you women doing here?
Go to your rooms.
This is between men,
you all go to your room...
No one is going anywhere.
They should know the truth as well.
Daddy, I really mean it...
...there's no need to give
her any money. - Quiet.
It's my money. I'm paying her,
what's your problem?
Be quiet.
You father and son can
stop this charade.
I know you two know
her very well.
Don't say such vile things.
I've seen you knocking
on her door.
What did you tell me?
It's my grandma, she's punjabi.
From the Khatri...
Khatri family.
Is this your grandma
from the Khatri family?
I've been telling you,
he's a rascal and a liar.
And, all of you kept backbiting at me.
Be quiet, you Casanova.
Just because you couldn't
lay hands on my wife...
...so, now you're after me.
Enough, everyone be quiet.
Or else, I won't spare anyone.
I don't have 10-12 children,
she's my only child.
So, is that my fault?
No. It's all my fault.
Now, this marriage will not
happen at any cost.
You can't break this
marriage like this.
We have our honour too.
Yes... yes, I've seen your honour.
Now, even God cannot convince me
for this marriage.
Why are you arguing with
these people. Brother?
They don't have any values.
I've seen your husband's values.
Shall I show you my values?
Shall I?
Why are you arguing with him?
Many people are complaining.
Please don't make noise.
Be quiet, manager.
We're cancelling this marriage.
And, leaving this hotel as well.
And, after this whoever stays here...
...make him pay the bill.
Hey rascal, this marriage will
happen at any cost.
Even if I've to kidnap your
daughter for it.
But, I'll get this marriage
done at any cost.
You will kidnap her?
Now are you happy?
Get lost, idiot!
Wear it properly.
Why are you wearing it like that?
Be careful, and walk differently.
Go, go, go.
All the best.
Give me the money.
I've heard that voice before?
Don't try to be a detective.
Give me the money.
Aren't you ashamed of
doing these things?
Does your mother know you're
doing these things?
My mother is no more,
give me the money.
Where is my servant?
If you give me the money...
...I'll handover your servant to you.
You'll never prosper with this money,
mark my words.
Be quiet, and give me the money.
Or else, I'll give you his dead body.
Give it quickly.
Take it, take it.
Put it down.
Turn around.
Police, run.
Police.
Catch him.
Ram. Ram, stop the truck Ram.
Let me board it. Let me.
Come on. Get in.
- No...
Drive slowly. I'll get hurt.
Get in. Why are you hanging outside?
Get in.
The police are after us.
Drive slowly...
I am here?
Stop the truck.
I will die, have you gone mad?
Get in.
Where are you taking it?
Ram. Ram. Ram.
He's not the kidnapper.
He's the one who was kidnapped.
He's Nitin Bankar.
Is he dead?
- Madam, don't touch him.
We're taking him to the hospital.
Taking him to the hospital...
Why take him to the hospital?
Catch the kidnapers.
Hey officer, catch the kidnapers.
He ran away with my money.
The gun...
I'm losing my balance.
Who are you?
The police are chasing us.
Who are you?
Hey, be careful!
Oh, Brother. I'm up here.
- Who are you?
Hello. Can you speak English?
You understand...
Where are you?
Where are you?
Hello. Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Hey, what are you doing?
What do you think of me?
Am I Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?
Oh, no! Oh, my God!
Hello. Hello, please stop the vehicle.
Oh, my God. Oh, God...
I kill people by making
them smell chloroform.
I'll give you chloroform, make me smell it.
Listen. Stop the vehicle.
Oh, no... You jumped out!
You jumped out!
Where am I?
At your in-laws, you scoundrel.
You're in the hospital.
The kidnappers threw you
on the road and fled.
What are you saying?
They fled with my money.
Now, you'll have to work
for me all your life.
And, I'll make your sons
work for me too, get it.
He lost consciousness.
Make him conscious again.
Ask him about the kidnappers...
...and get me back my money.
He needs rest now.
- Okay
He needs rest now.
Nitin, what's wrong with you?
Have you come here to see
whether I'm dead or alive?
So, that you can run away
with all the money.
That's why you fled leaving me there.
What else could I've done?
The police would've arrested me
for kidnapping you.
Where is the money?
We've to get out of here any how.
They're waiting outside for me
to be conscious again...
...and, ask me about the kidnapper.
How many wives and children he has?
What will I tell them?
Where is my shoe?
What shall we do now?
Call up Mamu, and ask him
to get hold of anyone...
...thrash him, kill him and give
us the dead body. That's all.
What will we do with the dead body?
We're cannibals,
we'll devour it.
We'll throw it in a lake or pond...
and, tell the police his description.
Come on, now.
Call Mami... I mean, Mamu.
We've traced the number
of the kidnapper.
from this number.
Then, find out who he is?
- His name is Harbansh Chadda.
Oh, but you know what?
You all are the same.
Doctor, he has come to his senses.
- I don't think that he will...
Oh! Okay.
He has regained consciousness.
Can you describe the kidnapper?
Can you describe the kidnapper?
What's wrong?
Have you gone deaf?
They are asking for the description
of the kidnapper. Tell them,
Who am I?
What am I doing here?
If I slap him once,
he'll remember everything.
Shall I remind you who you are?
I'm your maid, now do you remember?
Do you remember?
Please don't disturb him,
he has lost his memory.
Memory.
- Not on the ground, on the bed.
Sir, we have a sketch of the kidnapper...
as per the eye-witness.
The kidnapper was driving the van.
And, he fled after the van met
with an accident.
God, look at his face.
He looks like a ferocious criminal.
You have his name,
number and photo.
What else are you waiting for,
his horoscope? Look for him,
We've traced the call.
It was made from pacific hotel.
He must be hiding in some
corner of that hotel. Go.
Come with me.
- I'll come too.
And, when I lay my hands on him,
I'll teach him a good lesson...
And then, I'll give you
a sound beating.
I'm in a fix.
They have my sketch.
If they catch me, I'm...
How did they know we were
in the same hotel?
Who did I kidnap?
It's Mamu's call. I'll tell him we
don't need the corpse.
Because the police think
you are the kidnapper.
Okay. Go ahead. Tell him, tell him.
Handle everything.
Hello.
I'm waiting outside the hotel
with the dead body.
What should I do with it?
- We don't need the dead body now.
Why don't you want it?
With great difficulty,
I stole it from the morgue.
You will have to buy it.
I don't want it.
You can sell it to someone else.
This is not some vegetable
that people buy over the counter.
You don't know who I am.
The whole of Singapore
is scared of me.
Lf... - What are you doing?
Why are you talking so loudly?
Someone else ishaving a
conversation too. Speak softly.
Yes. - What can I say?
Iknow you're in this hotel.
I will find you, no matter what?
Come on.
I said I don't want it.
You can do whatever you want.
What will I do with the dead body?
And, you can die along with him.
But spare me. - Spare me, spare me.
- Hey, why are you screaming now?
Hello, where are you? - When you
scream, I can't hear anything.
Nitin, let's go.
Mamu.
I trusted you, and brought the
dead body without the advance.
And, now you say you don't
want the dead body.
You're the rascal. I gave
Who did you give it to?
When did you give it?
The one whom you sent
to collect the advance.
But he said there wasn't
anyone there.
You're lying. - You're lying.
- So what if he said so?
You want money, don't you?
I'll give it. I'll get it from the room. Come on.
But I gave the advance...
- But, do come back.
And, you'll have to pay
for the coffin as well.
Why? - The coffin doesn't
come for free.
Fine, we'll pay you. - Pay me.
- Bag. - Come on.
We don't have to see the money...
...we need to flee with it. Come on.
Who are you?
Swami Krishna Murari.
- Why do you want to kill him?
I was asked to kill him.
- To kill you?
Not me, I was told you kill you.
- Who was it?
It's the principle of our business.
We never reveal the party's name, sir.
To hell with your principles.
You can beat me as
much as you want, sir.
But I won't tell you his name.
I can give his photo.
You're lying, scoundrel.
If you didn't ask him to kill him...
...then, how did he get
hold of this photograph?
The photograph proves nothing.
I've Mahatma Gandhi's
photograph in my house.
Does that mean I ordered
to assassinate him?
Sir, forget the photograph...
...he also paid memoney to kill him.
When did I give you money?
- I haven't written down the date.
And he said,"I'll pay you the rest...
when I see his dead body."
Sir, I won't lie.
It's my business.
Was he alone, or was there
someone else with him?
Sir, there was chicken curry
in my eyes.
That's why, I couldn't recognise...
...the one who gave me money.
Oh, so you eat from your eyes.
This is a conspiracy. A conspiracy.
It's this trickster's plan to cancel the marriage.
That's cancelled anyway. And, return
me all the money that I gave you.
What money? - You thief, your wife
took the money from me.
Ask her to return me my money.
I'll slap you silly.
He's lying.
Go ask your wife, whether she took
the money from me or not?
She took money from you too?
She took money from me as well.
She has cheated many
people with her beauty.
And him... he's her pimp.
You rascal, don't you dare...
Who is this rascal?
I've never seen him before?
Who is he? Who left him back here?
Oh, God I was sending my
daughterin such a disgusting family.
I want my money back right now.
Right now.
- I don't understand anything.
Let me explain...
first get your wife here.
Do you want to pounce
on her again?
Lusftul... I'll bring her wherever you want.
Butjust see that no one moves from here.
I'll be right back.
Pammi. Pammi. Pammi.
- What? - Why?
Another man... my money.
- My money.
Sir, please try to get
my money back as well.
What? Look, no one will
move until we know the truth.
Come on, sit here, sit here, sit down.
- But, why aren't you arresting him?
Sir, I cannot arrest him
on the basis of this photo.
Why are you here?
You must have heard about
the Bankar kidnapping.
That small boy.
Small boy? He's a grown up. Like an ox.
His kidnappers are hiding in this hotel.
Really? What is his name?
- Chadda?
Chadda?
- Chadda?
Ferocious criminal.
The police has been looking
for him for many years.
But Wilson, I don't understand...
why you don't arrest him?
Sir, I tried to catch him but every time,
he fools me and gives me the slip.
That fool was standing right before you.
Why didn't you catch him?
Who? Your relative?
- Oh, so he's the one.
I know where he is.
Come on...
Bloody hell.
He's... he's the one. Here he is.
Where are you running off too?
Where is my money?
What money?
When you snatched the money from me...
You said, you'll send back his dead body.
And now you say, "What money?".
So, it was you who gave
me the money.
Come on, Arjun. It's the money.
Be quick. - Be fast.
Come on, fast.
- Daddy your wife.
Wait. You lousy woman!
You idiot, the money is mine... - Stop!
I won't give the money.
My money...
Give me my money.
- Catch him!
Give me my money.
- Catch him!
Wait. - Stop. - My money...
- Your mother, father...
police.
Trying to run away
without giving my money.
First pay for the dead body...
and then, you can go anywhere you want.
I don't care.
Ram, give him as much money as
he wants. Get this over with.
But you will keep the dead body.
What will I do with it? - I don't know.
You can do anything. You can
do anything with the dead body.
Sell it to someone else, I don't care.
- Do anything you want.
What is it?
- He's the one.
He's the rascal who I gave
the money to. - Me?
Yes. The other day, you were
drenched in chicken curry.
So, that was you who
gave me the money.
And you said,
I'll get you the dead body.
He says he gave me the money.
There's a witch, she says
she gave me the money.
And, another fool says
he gave me the money.
Am I a dancing girl,
that everyone's giving me money?
Who says you gave me the money?
Which stupid fool gave me the money? Tell me.
Mmu. What are you doing here?
You two know each other.
He's Mamu.
- He's my man.
You said, your man didn't get
the money. - Yes, he didn't.
Open the door.
Listen carefully.
You sent your man to get the money
for the dead body. -Yes.
He's my man.
You heard that he gave him money.
Then, why did you say that
you didn't get the money?
But, I didn't get the money.
- You didn't give the money to Mamu?
You had to give Mamu the
money for the dead body
Mamu said, I'll collect the money...
...and, I'll deliver the dead body.
Just a minute.
Did you say that?
Then, why are you asking us
for the money?
I've brought the dead body.
Where did you get the deadbody from?
I didn't kill him yet.
Where did you get the dead body from?
No, this is not that dead body.
So, is this your father's dead body?
- Your father's dead?
My father's alive, he's going to
get married for the third time.
That's too much.
- There! Anjali!
Wait. Stop.
- Daddy.
Wait there.
- I'm coming. - Run!
Stop. He's the kidnapper.
Stop him. - Come on...
Wait there. Move aside.
Brother, listen...
Manpreet is missing.
I'm sure Chadda has kidnapped her.
Last night he threatened me.
If this marriage is cancelled then, he'll abduct Manpreet.
Chadda, I won't spare you.
Quickly.
Give me the money.
Water...
- Arjun...
Anjali.
- Catch mummy, Daddy.
Hey, you thief! Stop!
Be careful!
Anjali, hurry up. Be quick.
Come on. Come on, hurry up.
Hurry up. Be quick. Catch them!
- My money... My money... My money...
No, no. This is too high.
- He's kidnapping my daughter.
Chadda's henchman.
You idiot, let go!
Let go! Let go! My money.
Quickly.
Let's jump.
- Shut up.
Where are you running to?
Return my daughter to me.
Leave her. Otherwise I'll kill you.
Anjali, come here. I said...
papa...
Which floor are we on...
Hey, let go. Leave!
Leave.
What's...
- Oh, my God!
Help.
Where are we going?
We reach the marriage dais,
then we'll get married.
Save me, this old man wants
to marry me. - Leave her.
You rascal, couldn't you
find anyone else to marry?
Ram, here...
You.
Witch, you won't ever leave me.
Kidnapper.
- I'm not the kidnapper.
You're about to die,
but you won't forget the kidnapper.
Forget the money.
The kidnapper is making
away with my money.
I'm ready to sell it to
whoever pays me.
Where is my daughter?
I saw her fleeing with someone.
Old man.
- Lamba!
Hey, look Lamba is flirting
with my wife again.
Not me. She fell on me.
You flirt!
Move!
You lousy woman.
Get off me!
Anjali!
Where are you?
Come on, come on.
Daddy.
- Tell me, where's my daughter.
Idiot. What are you doing?
You said I'll give the dead body.
So, why are you delivering
the dead body?
He called up and said, I want a
dead body, I want a dead body.
And, why did you take money from
three people for the same dead body?
Do you know your target?
I know the target, but the party
says he's not the target.
Now, who should I knock out cold?
Tell me.
When you don't know anything
why do you callyourself professional killer?
Who says so?
My photo has been posted
all over the city.
They say I've kidnapped someone.
Which rascal did I kidnap, tell me?
Where are you taking these glasses?
To your father's funeral.
You scoundrel get off.
You're the scoundrel,
get out, get lost.
If you break a single glass,
I'll smash you up.
Chadda, I won't spare you.
- First catch me, bloody fool!
Arjun.
Daddy.
Money. Where's the money?
Anu.
Anu.
Nitin.
- Oh, my God.
Get away. Everybody just
get the hell away from me.
Ram.
- You don't know how to...
Uncle. Uncle.
Hotel perished but
I saved the glasses.
The glasses are safe! Manager!
We've lost all the money.
What can we do when
fate is against us.
What will we do now?
Think that we were asleep and dreaming
and woke up whenwe fell from the bed.
They were such wonderful dreams.
Elders are right.
We'll get what we're destined for.
Hey Mishra, why are you upset?
We still have our rotten life.
Rather than spending
a rotten life together...
...it's better that we live
our own lives.
Goodbye girls.
We'll meet again
if we're destined too.
Bye-bye.
Money.
Wait there.
We'll meet again in this life...
"De Dhana Dhan."
"Money."
"De Dhana Dhan."
"De Dhana Dhan."
"Money."
"De Dhana Dhan."
"Money.
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Money."
"Why do you think only about money?"
"Why do you like money so much?"
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Tell me something, why aren't
you afraid of that Lord?"
"Money." - "Why do you think
only about money?"
"Why do you like money so much?"
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Tell me something, why aren't
you afraid of that Lord?"
"Money."
- "What's so great about money?"
"I can pile them up before you.
"Money."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
Hey, why can't you see?
"I'm not the girl you want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby."
"Money can't buy me."
Hey, why can't you see?
"I'm not the girl
you want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby."
"Money can't buy me."
"You don't care about anything."
"Compare love with money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Every time you show a new face."
"You never reveal the secrets of your heart."
"Money."
"Lord says, don't cheat lovers."
"Money."
- "De Dana Dan."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"Money"
"If you agree to be mine."
- "Money."
If you agree to be mine."
- "Money."
Hey, why can't you see?
"I'm not the girl you
want me to be."
"My love is priceless, baby."
"Money can't buy me."
"A penny earned, a penny lost."
"Money is never loyal with anyone."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"How nice.
How wonderful is money."
"Only love is true in this world,
which can never be bought."
"Money."
"The wealth of love is the only
priceless thing in this world."
"De Dana Dan."
- "Money."
"De Dana Dan."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine."
"I'll shower you with money,
if you agree to be mine." - "Money."