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Death And Life Of Bobby Z, The (2007)
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A magical land where the sun always shines and the surf always rolls A place where a million dollars might buy ya a view of another guy's view Once upon a time this was the home of the legendary Bobby Z You see that out there, folks That's Bobby Z's territory, my friends He ruled those waters He was Poseidon He was Neptune His heart beat with the rhythm of those waves And when the sun set Z blessed this land with the most amazing weed known to man In those days if 5 yuppies smoked a bowl after their poached salmon well, it was Z's weed, guaranteed Z's gone now Some say he's in Europe Some say even Thailand, maybe Japan The doubters, the non-believers say they all of course, he's dead But he's coming back. I know it Water is life From it he sprang and to it he shall return Bobby Z is gonna be rebirthed Bobby Z is gonna be resurrected He's coming back The great Bobby Z is coming back This guy's perfect His name is Tim Kearney He definitely resembles him Family Mom's dead, dad split Hm Uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters Tim's an only child on his own since he was 15 First gets busted when he was a kid for breaking and entering when he trips over a lawn sprinkler on the way out the door carrying his stash Goes to juvie, comes out, does it again By this time he gets a court-mandated stint in the Marines Gets his ass sent to Iraq Hm Alright, where he wins the Navy cross and then gets a dishonorable discharge For what Beating up an Iraqi colonel Should've give 'im a medal Then he comes back to the States where he commits assault and battery strongarm on a convenience store clerk for raising the price on an ice cream bar Thought it was eightyfive cents Dollar fifteen Strike 1 Now get this. He gets paroled, right Mm His dipshit buddy Wayne picks him up On the way home he stops at a gas station Tim's waiting in the car, Wayne goes in Okay, here's the beaut Wayne robs the gas station Tim takes the rap Open the door! Open the door Go! Oh shit, there's a cop There's a cop Open the door! Go Strike 2 Which leads us to our dead biker friend, Maddog Been here 6 months now, boy You need protection, and we're it Just wanna do my time, man Don't work like that, soldier boy Strike 3 Heartbreakin' Yeah Yeah, he's fucked The Brotherhood'll get him no matter what prison yard he ends up on Shit, Brotherhood'll kill you no matter where you end up, period How'd you get to be such a loser, convict, hm Uh, what is it, low self-esteem Lack of impulse control Man, I can't remember what they described Well I see you had a lot of practice from your file, here Yeah You know why you're here Probably 'cause you want me to roll over on somebody, right Wrong. We don't want you to roll over on somebody We want you to be somebody That's what my mom used to say Why don't you stop fooling around and maybe just maybe if you do like I say dude you can walk away from here and keep walking Would you like that convict Good Look at him Look at him Who does he look like Does he look like anybody you know Well he kinda looks like me You know who that is That is Bobby Z Robert James Zacharias, man Grew up in Laguna Beach While you were shitting your life down the toilet he was The Dude The Man Oh, he had it all, man The hottest women, the finest clothes the best dope He was living the life, man But he had another talent See, Bobby was also a very accomplished drug dealer Matter of fact, he was a legend at 16 Couldn't even get a driver's license He hitchhiked to and from his first weed buy Z turns 2 gym bags into 4 Unlike you convict he figures it all out 'Cause he never puts his own ass on the line But he's getting some unwanted attention not from the cops but from some other businessmen, some rivals in a drainage ditch out there in Riverside So what does Z do He disappears like morning mist Now the dope still keeps coming And we're wondering how Turns out Bobby Z's got a marketing system Yeah, it's genius Cutouts, bonuses, agents Profit-sharing All kinds of shit I mean he's bringing in boatloads of the best weed from all over the world brings it in electronically running his empire from afar like he's a goddamned wizard of weed or some shit So what do you want me to do Don Huertero Biggest drug dealer in Northern Mexico Runs Tijuana, runs Baja, runs San Diego He wants to partner up with Bobby Z and start marching north to Los Angeles Now, this Don Huertero is holding a man in Mexico His name is Art Moreno He's my partner He's a good man. He's got five kids and I'm godfather to all of 'em I'd like my partner to see my partner come home alive Don Huertero has agreed to make an exchange Art Moreno for Bobby Z But only for Bobby Z So why don't you find him We had him Turned himself in, in the embassy in Thailand, sick as a dog Got bit by some Asian bug Walks into the embassy says his name is Robert James Zacharias says he's dying says he needs to speak with somebody so I'm on a plane pronto But I'm too late Kaboom, heart attack Drops dead right there in the embassy God damn bug killed him So listen up This is where you come in Look Don Huertero's got no sense of humor about this shit If he finds out that the real Z is dead he'll kill my partner Dead for dead You pretend to be Z We make a trade with you at the border and if you walk away, well you walk away Man, the second I walk in there Don Huertero's gonna know I'm not Bobby Z Huertero and Z have never met It's up to you You take your chances on the border pretending to be Bobby Z or we leave you here at the Hotel California Perfect I'll be damned Tell me how you got that scar again I-- I. I, I I was surfing and my head bounced off a rock when I wiped out Where Uh, Three Arch Bay What kind of car do you drive A sixty-six Mustang Favorite color Yellow Favorite football team He hates football I hate football I hate football Favorite meal Uh-- Come on! Vegetarian chili How many times we gotta go over this Lunch time, Z You're welcome Oh, come on man Can I get some real food like a cheeseburger or something No. Z was a vegetarian And a leftie You make one mistake like that with Don Huertero you're a dead man, okay Remember her That's Audrey No Not Audrey, Olivia Olivia Elizabeth Oh, yeah, you remember her name don't you How long was I with her for I don't know I thought you guys knew everything Why would I wanna be with anybody else Shut up, and get up Hey, one last thing If Huertero mentions The Monk he was your chief of operations The Monk You're just telling me about this now They won't ask you Well in case it comes up you should know Youguys went to high school together The Monk went toNotre Dame then joined the Franciscan Order He has some serious math skills Started putting the monastery's books on Quicken Fell in love with the internet Discovered he loved it more than he loved God So he quits the church and helps you make your business electronic Without The Monk, Z wouldn't be Z Here's uh, The Monk's number and address in case you need it You got- you got another vest for me Hey, you just relax you stand over there for a minute I sent that recommendation for your promotion upstairs, Escobar I'm gonna get your partner back for you, sir I appreciate it Let's go Good luck Okay cowboy Don't shoot Don't shoot Don't move Oh my god. There's an exchange... I'm supposed to exchange... God damn it Shut up Let me go Get up Get out of the tracks! Move out... Senor Z That's me Mr. Z Mr. Z Huh I brought you clothes The bathroom's right there You can uh, shave I brought you a new toothbrush Gracias Mr. Z Mr. Z. Hi Mr. Brian would like to see you right now if it's convenient Come on Sure Hey The legend that is Bobby Z Well, it's an honor, my friend Brian. Brian Cervier Good to see you Well welcome to my humble abode Get him a glass of wine Squeezed from my own grapes Don Huertero apologizes for uh not being here to greet you personally, but um he'll be up on the weekend, so 'til then you just chill and enjoy the oasis Bobby Z Bobby Z At my hacienda Who'd have thought A hundred acres of vineyards Dating back to the fifteen hundreds So, what happened out there last night Cop started shooting man, so I hit the dirt It's a dangerous place, the border Get some towels So what are your plans Uh, man, I don't make plans. Just uh-- Really I'm only asking because Don Huertero has a proposition for you A serious one Well then uh, I'll talk about that with the don when he gets here Well I won't take that as an insult Don't Alright now, this is a beauty Horse in England called Great Run won The National a couple of times And this, this is its foal Unfortunately, it broke its leg Fuckin' useless and I haven't got the heart to shoot it This is my most valuable product You got connections in Thailand, right Come here Thais, I get a lot of money for Thais Give ya a massage and then cook you a nice green chicken curry afterwards Hurry up Hey, what you doing, Dumbo don't bruise the fruit It's a product If you bruise it then no one will want it Okay Bill, just get your men in order, will ya You give me some decent money to pay for help I wouldn't have morons working for me Right. So Massage parlor Massage parlor Massage parlor You, massage parlor These ugly ones over here send them to the sweat shop And this, this is Bobby Z Pleasure Likewise Used to herd cattle Jules, wait a minute Who are these people Oh you know, Eurotrash, crazy Russians friends from the import export business And of course the lovely Elizabeth I trust you slept well Yeah And alone Is that uh, is that her boy Oh no, that's Olivia's beautiful beautiful boy Where is Olivia She's at Betty Ford This time for speed She asked Elizabeth to look after the kid Sir Brian Mm Your gear Wherever 2 or more are gathered in my name Shut up Oleg Oleg. Come on Mind your own business, bitch Bobby He's gonna be dead in a minute Hi Hey You know Bobby, I have never seen you stick up for anyone but yourself before I have to admit, the kid was pretty impressed, too I don't know much about kids That's too bad cause he's yours Big, bad Boom Boom How's the meth business This is my business Maybe you didn't see the sign on your way in I'm a tattoo artist (speaks Spanish) Easy, baby Don't go nowhere I'm not gonna bite ya I got a tip for ya About the guy that did Maddog Tim Kearney Mm-hm. Yeah You and your brothers been looking for him but you can't find him, can ya He'll turn up Feds still got him in protective custody Oh no He's out If I was you, I'd start looking down around the border Excuse me What's your play in this Oh, didn't I tell ya I'm the one that turned him loose I could do a car bomb take your legs off, right at the knees I bet you could Just cause we doin' business don't mean you got rights Come on. Come on, please What the hell do you want, Grusza Let's just say Kearney being released is a case of misplaced trust Drop him off in a body bag I'll pretend it was Santa Claus and that'll be that Adios So the boy's mine That's right She never told me about him Yeah. Well you'd have to be around for that So does everybody know Hm-mm Just Olivia and me Now you Olivia asked me not to tell you So why did ya 'Cause you should know It's been a long time, Bobby Yeah, too long Yeah So what brought you back Was it the money Still want my share I hadn't forgotten about you Mm You're giving me what's mine Yeah, of course You really have changed, Bobby How Well, in the old days you would've definitely had me in bed by now Let's do it my way You haven't forgotten my favorite position, have you No No Do you remember our first time In my little trailer at El Morro Beach It's still there, if you need it Thanks Noncommittal as ever Was I bad to you Yeah. Yeah Bobby, you were Have you talked to Monk lately No You Once in a while He still dreams of having me someday So long as that dream is alive I'll get what I want You need his number No, I have it You better get going Why 'Cause when Don Huertero gets here he's gonna kill you How do you know that You know Brian Yap, yap, yap Can I come with you? Please Listen. Please No, go back in your bedroom Please. Can I come with you Hey, I don't know much about kids That's too bad, 'cause he's yours Beautiful, beautiful boy Where do you think you're going, son I'm leaving What, are you gonna shoot me You're not the type Stop him! Bring him back Come on He's getting away After him Get him! Go Alright get off. Hide Hah! Hah You came back Yeah, I'm not too bright He's heading south by southwest, Mr. Johnson Let's go H'yah, h'yah Are we out of gas Yeah, we're out of gas Son of a bitch What're we gonna do Alright, alright we're gonna play a game now What game You know what a marine is Kind of soldier No Marine is a bad ass You wanna play that game No Why not Navy Seals are tougher Okay So we're gonna play Navy Seals and we're goin' on a secret mission And we're gonna go up over that mountain over there That's so gay You know the truth of the matter is man I don't really give a shit what we play right now but if we don't play something they're gonna shoot you Don't scream at me You know, forget about it Let's just go. That was stupid Let's go, come on. Move it What we're gonna walk No, I just called for a limousineman It's gonna be here in fifteen minutes Move out God See, you wouldn't 've made a very good marine anyhow Whatever Why are you doing this to me We were friends You've ruined everything You've put my job in jeopardy Where was Bobby going I don't know You know what, I almost believe you But Don Huertero won't He might You know what He won't And it's gonna be better for me if it looks like I tried harder to find out Just not my face, okay What's that What Listen What Sh Can you hear it Run! Run I got 'em, Johnson They're a half a mile due west heading into Cable Rock Come on, go! Run Run! Run Come on! Stop looking Don't slow down Go go go They're all yours, boys Bring him back alive Stay outta sight We're alright You miss your mom Yeah But I like it better with Elizabeth And why's that She's not a drug addict That's good That's real good Alright kid, I'm proud of you but this is go-time right now This is serious and I need you to listen to me, Alright Those bad guys, they're right behind us They're gonna be here any minute So when they get here I'm gonna signal you and I want you to hide behind those two rocks right there Alright, you see those rocks Okay There is no way some candyass surfer from Laguna Beach knows his way around a desert like this H'yah! H'yah Shit Get behind the rock Hide behind that rock I'm gonna cut you up, boy Come on, cowboy Come on Shit C'mon! Go go go! C'mon, go, run! Run, c'mon I got you now, you son of a bitch Ah, shit Run your ass off C'mon, c'mon God damn horse Look, I know this looks bad but I can explain everything He killed your men and escaped even from you Mr. Johnson Let Brian cook in the sun for a while Mr. Johnson, follow me Brian is a cowardly degenerate who gallantly seeks to place the blame on sweet Elizabeth He tells me that she warned Mr. Z about my plans for him If that's true, and perhaps it is then Brian was negligent in sharing my plans with her Stand up my dear Turn around The robe Elizabeth, Mr. Johnson was my late daughter's best friend I've known her since she was 16 years old Her beauty is her blessing and also her curse Turn around, dear What Brian fails to understand is that such a woman does not fear pain She doesn't like pain but she does not fear it May I put the robe back on Go ahead What such a woman fears is disfigurement Look at this face What Elizabeth fears is to be ugly A deep scar from here to here perhaps with the blade of a dull knife that no surgeon however skillful, could repair You fear ugliness Am I right Elizabeth Yes With a man such as you Mr. Johnson, it's simpler You want to live Yes Yeah So, for your betrayal, and your failure I sentence you to disfigurement and you Mr. Johnson to death But I suspend my sentence You are both on parole How do we get off parole, Don Huertero You bring me Z alive You have 3 days How'd his daughter die She killed herself Hi fellas If only you were as competent in other areas as you are with your wine, Brian I cannot tolerate a man who raises his hand to a woman It's just an excuse No How long you think that body's been there Oh, two, three hours (speaks Spanish) You thirsty (speaks Spanish) Carlos Don't suppose any of your men saw who dumped the body here, huh They're on their coffee break This is Mexico This looks like the work of Don Huertero Yeah That's his style He's got a temper, that one So are you sure your Bobby Z was at the hacienda Yeah, I think so Well maybe he's uh somewhere here in the dump I don't think I'm that lucky What if uh, I was to find him for ya Well uh I would appreciate that very much, Jorge How much very Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say 5 I, I meant to say ten I got bosses Think he made it to the mountainside Well, he was a marine Big, bad Boom Boom Where are you We're having a wake for Maddog What d'ya want I want Kearney dead Every day without a body costs me money. Now pay attention Are you listening to me, Boom Boom I'm listening Grusza, if you're lying to me, I'll kill ya Just talked to Grusza So did he find Kearney He says Kearney's headed for the San Diego mountains I want him in pieces Tiny little pieces I got a beautiful package all ready for delivery But there ain't gonna be much of him left Do it Now you're moving too fast for me, kid Does it hurt Go Macy's Lodge CABINS Hey, good afternoon What it is This your place Yeah Yeah? You uh- excuse me, you got a you got a first aid kit, by chance Yeah Yeah And uh, I'd like to get one of these cabins for the night What happened to your foot And uh, this old car right here, is that yours Yeah Does it run It's alright You wanna sell it Alright, I'm gonna get some shoes and some food and make a phone call and I'll be right back, okay You're dumping me No, I'm not dumping you I just don't know who's out there and I don't want you to be in any more jeopardy than you have to be, alright I'm not scared of jeopardy What you doin'. Get back in the cabin No Do what I say and get back in the damn cabin You're not the boss of me Get back in the cabin, Kit Oh, so you do know my name Of course I know your- This is the first time you've ever used it Shall we I'm going with you What grade are you in I don't know What do you mean you don't know Well my mom was always going back back and forth across the border She was either drunk or stoned so I haven't been going to school How old are you right now Gonna be twelve the day after tomorrow You have any friends Do you You wanna be friends Maybe Okay, maybe Is it okay Yeah, it'll be fine I got uh, two different size boots One pair is couple sizes bigger than the other so it'll work Yeah Hey, it's me Bobby Z Yeah Who the hell is this It's me Where you been Man, where haven't I been You sound different Yeah, I am different You haven't seen the inside of a Thai prison Yeah, I heard Yeah Where are ya? I'll have someone get ya How 'bout uh, let's meet somewhere in public Well I can't, bro, I'm on my boat I need a passport and some cash Well come over to my house tomorrow at one Yeah...That's fine Looking for a man Short hair, blue eyes, with a kid about 11, 12 years old Hadn't seen him Yup, they're here So, who taught you how to fight like that I knew different guys who fought different styles and just trained real hard Can you teach me how to fight like you Oh man, the best thing to do is just walk away from that stuff Come on. You know Guy offers me candy Alright man, If somebody offers you candy, here's what you're gonna do You're gonna square up with him as best as you can, right Square up Yeah And the idea is you wanna drive this knee into his sack about as hard as you can Sack Catch him off guard Yeah, right in the sack Sack Square with him like this and just drive it home Just drive it home Yeah Do it again That's it That's it. That's perfect I like that Yeah Kit, get away from the door Get away from the door! Kit Get down No Don't kill me! Don't kill me Don't! No-no please don't kill me Don't you do it Don't kill me, man Please. Please, don't kill me, man Don't kill me. Please. Please Give me the keys to your bike What do you want Girl, where you been I've been trying to reach you Been busy Oh, they got phones in Mexico Bobby's back, you know I heard I need a line on Z I need to know what he's doing what he's thinking. Hear I don't know where he is Oh, he'll find you And when he does you're gonna play it exactly like I tell ya You understand Look If I deliver Bobby, I'm off the hook I never hear from you again I'll be waiting for your call, sugar When did you get back This morning Sorry I wasn't here Was out on the boat So who were you talking to Oh, I was just checking on Kit I left him with some friends so we could be alone How is he He's growing up You're never gonna believe who I got a call from today Bobby I thought he was in Thailand Well I guess he's back Said he needs some cash and a passport I told him to come by tomorrow we'd work something out Maybe it's time we just get out of here You know, take the boat, just disappear That'd be nice Hey, you Bobby Z Yeah, man, I am Bobby Z Go big or go home Drop in balls deep. Balls deep You want some of this, friend I'M MR. BLACK, EL JEFE IF YOU PLEASE YOU'RE LEASHING MY TIME I'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES THERE'S A TIME BOMB IN YOUR CHES AND IT'S READY TO BLOW BABY WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU CAN BET I KNOW Nice bike, man Thank you I'll take it Keep that up keep that up front for me, alright You got it. I'll put it over there Enjoy the party Thanks Go go go go go Shit How ya doin' Good. Bobby Zacharias Bobby Z Yeah, that's me, man Hey, yo Tim, what's up, man No man, you got me messed up with somebody else Tim, stop playing It's me, Wayne, alright Dude, I know this cat, man What's up Alright, I gotta talk to you over here, man Hey. What's up What's up, man I'm Bobby Z You're who Man, today, today I'm Bobby Z Oh I'm Bobby Z today Oh, right Oh. Oh, okay, alright You Bobby Z, alright Well feel me on this If you Bobby Z uh, I want that watch The watch Alright Nice seeing you, Bobby Real nice seeing you This shit real Have a good time Where's Kit He's at your place He's okay So who are you How long have you known Please. A woman knows who she's making love to Why didn't you bust me I almost did Then you stuck up for Kit And you're good in bed Better than Bobby He's dead Heart attack Sorry Don't be He never cared about anyone but himself I'm Tim Kearney Tim So are we good Bobby Z Bobby Z Yeah, it's me, buddy I heard you were in um Thailand Yeah, I was Cool Cool So um what was the coolest thing about that About Thailand Yeah, yeah Thais Where's uh, where's Monk He's upstairs Yeah, you know, he has a boat Mmhm Is it big He sells great weed for cash What do you think Alright He ripped off Don Huertero and blamed it on me I mean Bobby Z I got I gotta talk to him Not a good idea Why, he won't believe I'm Bobby No, he's not usually that fucked up this early in the day Yeah What do you want Don't that look like Boom Boom's bike over there Son of a bitch Kearney in there Hey, hold on cowboy Wrong time, wrong place I just wanted to let you know Kearney was here Now you be careful about how you take him out, hear I don't wanna see you end up like your brother Maddog Oh, thank you Thank you for the concern, officer But Kearney ain't slitting my throat with no license plate and neither are you Yeah I heard about your young partner getting his head blown off at the border You heard about that I heard about that Terrible thing Yeah You wanted to get rid of all the eyewitnesses, didn't ya Yeah, typical cop. No honor No loyalty Scum sucking pig Who's paying you You really do have a vivid imagination, don't you Duke Yeah. I imagine that when I'm done with Kearney I'm coming for you Well you come on, now I will be anxiously waiting for ya So who's that asshole Some clown pretending to be Bobby That's just the kind of shit that drives Z crazy Yup Bobby's dead He is Yeah That's cool So what're we gonna do about this wannabe Nothing We'll be gone before it matters What about Monk Took care of it Come on, I wanna go to the beach I need to see Kit Okay Why don't you just tell Don Huertero that it was all a setup and that Bobby's dead Nah, he wouldn't believe me There's been too much spilled blood Besides I got DEA and bikers on my ass not to mention Monk I just gotta get the hell out of the damn country How are you gonna do that Bobby Z enemies, Bobby Z problems I need Bobby Z cash The great Bobby Z The legend Come in Your son No Did you think you could just take my millions and get away You and your friend, Monk Let's go get your money Doesn't involve them. Let 'em go Let's go down to the marina right now It's on the boat Shut up Don't try to be brave You steal from me tou destroy my daughter You are a pig You used her like a whore and tossed her aside She killed herself after that Nico No Shut up A child for a child He's not my kid Yes I am He's not my kid You don't deserve to have a kid this brave Nico No no. Don't Don't do it Don't do it He's your grandson Look at him Look at him Look at his eyes Look at his skin Look at his Mouth Don't you see Angelica She was pregnant That's why she ran She was afraid of you She ran away to have the baby And Olivia was supposed to take him but Olivia couldn't take care of herself So the poor kid came to me And when I saw a chance for him to get away, I let him go so he wouldn't end up like his mother My grandson Nico get inside the car Wait. Wait Wait You let him go or I'll kill every man in this room The great Bobby Z The legend No |
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