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Death from Above (2012)
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Hey. Seagram. Yeah? You're working the shears tomorrow. What do you mean I'm working the shears tomorrow? Tomorrow is Saturday. Yeah, what are you, a prima donna, you don't have to work weekends? You just can't waltz in here at the end of the day on Friday... ...and expect me to work the weekend. I got plans tomorrow. You 're working tomorrow. Hey! Hey, Kennison,how about you pull your big boy panties up... ...and run that shear yourself? You piece of shit! What the hell are you doing. clay? What do think I'm doing? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not taking this doger down Beaver Bluff. Sure, why not? 'Cause Beaver Bluff is a motorcycle hill climb. Not a damn roller coaster ride. What do you say, chef? You 're ready for a thrill ride? I... I don't know. I... I'm not supposed to be out too late tonight. Maybe we should just save this for another day. Well, it sounds unanimous. Here we go. Baby. Yeah! Chef. Bill. You okay? Oh, shit. You 're all right, buddy? Think you can walk? I don't know. My leg's messed up. I'll get you out of there, man. Clay? You all right, man? Clay. What you got there? Oh, nothing. No. You didn't. Yes, I did. Animal, you lucky bastard. Like I've always told you, Gunnar. Can't take it with you. I can't believe you actually bought the big blue beast! Not only did I buy it. But check out the balls on this bitch right here. What do you say me and you take this bad beast right here on a little beat run? That is if. Uh. You think you can handle her. Sally. Really? Yeah. It's an honor. Let's do it! Come on! I got some bad news, big man. That dickhead Kennison is trying to make me work tomorrow. That bastard knows the big mud bog bash is tomorrow. He just don't care, man. He's a dickhead. And what am I supposed to do Screw all that work shit, okay? Screw Kennison. And you need to remember you got one kickass union behind you. Damn right. Oh, shit. We're being pulled over by Sheriff Raynick himself. Does he honestly have nothing better to do with his time than screw with us every single day? Good evening. Ladies. You're in awful hurry. Aren't you? Hello. Sheriff. Gunnar. I thought that was you. Now, where the hell would you get enough dough to be driving a sweet truck like this? Well, it's not exactly mine, Sheriff. Well, you sure drive it like it is. And sure it's gonna be you that gets the ticket. Oh! Come on, Sheriff, we were just having a little fun. Hey, Raynick, why don't you try getting a real job? How about that? Why don't you tell your loud mouth girlfriend in there that if I want any shit out of her I will squeeze her head! You know how he is. He's just blowing off a little smoke, that's it. Yeah, he'll be blowing a lot more than smoke if I throw him in the county lockup. We're not trying to cause any harm. If you let us go. You got my word we won't cause you anymore problem. Yeah? What about your loud mouth girlfriend? How does she feel? He's cool. All right. But if you girls would just respect the law of the land, we wouldn't be having these run-ins. Go on, get outta here. Thank you, Sheriff. You wanna tell me how these two hillbillies got from there to here? Eight feet, six inches. Mark it. If you ask me, these two boys had a knife fight. But there's not a knife to be found. What do we have here? What the hell is it? It looks old. Some kind of scripture. Can you read chinese? Give me a beer and a shot of vodka. Anything else? Well. If you need anything, just give me a holler. That's an evil looking car. Yeah, but the son of a bitch parked in the handicapped. Dirty bastard. Damn, I'm parched. Hey, Pops. Hey, Mr. Seagrim, how's it hanging? They'll let anyone in this place. Easy. Gunnar. I figured since we stacked the kegs for you out back, you at least let us come in the front door this time. So. How is things down at the mill? No. You know, things change, Dad. Damn foreigners. Killing the damn steel industry. We helped them rebuild after World War II, now it's coming back to haunt us. No. That's not it, Dad. It's just changed. Tell him that Kennison is trying to make you work on a Saturday. That Kennison is still giving you trouble? I should've kicked his ass years ago when he was an apprentice. Hey, Dad, who's that guy at the end of the bar? I don't know. He's just wandered in. Never saw him before. He's kinda familiar. I don't know about that. But I know one thing. He ain't too friendly. What's up, crunch? How you doing? Damn, that's a beautiful truck. Let me tell you. Animal... just picked it up. Damn. Do you think he'd let me take that on a beat run? Crunch, I think you've had just a little too many. You may as well forget that shit. Come on, let's go get you a beer. # They drive big trucks # # Rulling to the Starbucks # # order up A double shot # # Drink it To the last drop # # Use it As a spit cup # # come on come on Who you trying To fool # # You call us hillbillies Now you call us cool # # It ain't pop It ain't hard day # # Everybody wants To be a redneck # # Up town is The new wide way # # Everybody wants To be a redneck # # Everybody Wants to be # # Wants to be a redneck # Adam, let me ask you somethin'. You think tonight can get anymore perfect? Yeah. No. That's not what I'm talking about, man. Look around you. I love this country, man. I love living out in the woods like this. I love living under these stars. Tonight couldn't get more perfect for me. In fact, it is so perfect I say we initiate a certain... two girls right here into the sacred lost pit. What does he mean "lost pit"? I'm so glad you asked, Heather. Gunnar here is a direct descendant of the ancient Druids who once worshiped and walked these very grounds that we've been on all evening. In fact, they did so in a very special,special ritual. What do you mean "ritual"? What do I mean "ritual"? Who will be first to gain access into the sacred lost pit? Oh. Oh, my God. The old man was taking a dump. The six pack's free. You at least leave him a tip? Yeah, I got your tip. Hey, buddy. Is there something we can do for you? Yeah, what the hell's your problem? I need a ride. You ain't got the right equipment for us to give you a ride. Do we look like a taxi service to you? Hey, what did I say? You ain't got the right equipment, bitch. I didn't ask for a ride. I said I need one. Hey. Get off my bike. Is he dead? He's either dead or he's out of it. Now, about that ride. Now, who's the bitch? You think this is gang related? These look like two pretty tough dudes. It's a rough call. Neither one of these two guys had weapons or narcotics. I don't think somebody had killed 'em for a six pack. Here, put this on ice with the cadavers. You think they both came in on the same bike? Yeah, it's a funny thought. Two 400-pound gorillas on a moped? Something you'd see on YouTube. They must've really pissed somebody off. Their heads are almost severed off their body. I don't care how greasy they were. Nobody deserves this. Let's get the coroner's team in here and do a scoop and swoop on this mess. Let this guy get back into business of selling gas. Damn. Speedy. You're putting in a lot of rest time lately. You been working on Sundays? I've even been wearing my holy underwear. You know, I thought I smelled something moldy when I came in here. Grab that wrench and give me a hand. Oh. Shit. Here comes Sheriff Raynick. Hey. You guys be on your best behavior. Okay? Want me be nice to Sheriff Raynick? Speedy, he's not that bad of a guy. Look, two days ago he had me and Animal pulled over. He could've gave us a speeding ticket, but he let us slide. Morning, Sheriff. Beautiful day, ain't it? I reckon. You boys seem to be in awfully friendly mood. What are you into Nothing, Sheriff. We're just hanging out. Speedy, you wouldn't happen to have any stolen cars in here, would you? You'd better tell me right now. No. Sir, Sheriff. I've been on straight and narrow for this past seven months now. Likely story. I wouldn't shit you. Sheriff. You 're my favorite turd. Speedy. What? What's that? Sheriff, what brings you out to these parts? Well, I was thinking about an oil change, but that peculiar welcome and these fine automobiles is making me think Speedy's chop shop is back in business. No. No. Sheriff. Speedy's on the up and up. Easy and I. We're his support system. We're like the "choppaholics". That's right, Sheriff. You sure about that? Oh, yeah. You have my word. Absolutely, Sheriff. Okay, Gunnar, I'll take your word for it. But if you 're lying to me, the long arm of the law is gonna come down on you like a steel trap! Chain you by the balls, boy. Right you are, Sheriff. Absolutely. Yes, sir. All right, you've been warned. Evening, ladies. Well, hello. Frankie. You know, I got your usual for ya. Two big doughnuts and some hot coffee. Thank you, Marge. And you keep the change. Ah! A $2-tip, Frank? You weren't married, uh... I'd like to take a ride on your belt. You never know, Marge. The wife just might enjoy one of those "metage a tois". You mean a menage a trois? Yeah, one of those, too. Oh, let's call her up, bam! Tempting, Marge. Tempting. I'll see ya, Marge. I'll see ya. Nice ass, Frank. What the hell, Lefty? How many times did I tell you to stop whacking off to my girls on a Hot Rod magazine? You sicko come on, Marge. Get out of here, you nerd! I'm gonna tell your mama that you've been whacking off in my store. Boo. Help! Help! Help me! Looks like the end of the road for this trucker. His names was Frank Riddle. Wife, two kids. The attendant inside said he was one of the nicest guys in the world. Yeah. That's the way it usually goes. The ones that deserve it, they never get it. Nice guy like this comes along, and splat. Roadkill. Three-six-seven three-six two. Three-six-seven. We found a motorcycle over here in the southeast corner of the lot covered with blood. We'll be right there. This guy's leaving a path of death and destruction. Yeah, he ain't too smart, either. He leaves a bike, a dead trucker. He's giving us a trail to follow. There's just something... evil about all this. Yeah, and I bet that's got something to do with that tablet. So you wanna meet the band? Yeah. You 're gonna meet 'em all right, but I'm gonna tell you something. There're certain rules around here. You think about that before you go backstage. Okay? I'll send you back. I don't know. I think he is a little sleazy. I think he's kinda cute. Backstage. Bitch. Hey, you. Why don't you take a picture? I don't know you. You don't belong here. You with the band? Give me the rune. The what? The pendant that's around your neck. Give it to me. I think you two need to go... take a walk real quick. Now. Now, now, now, now! Give me the rune and you'll have all the pleasurable company you've ever dreamed of. Well, I just can't do that. We got a situation here. Ah! # Take away and live Your life I say # # And let it die # Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I know you better. Come on, what's eating at you? What can you tell me about this necklace? That's been handed down through our family for centuries. That's why it meant so much to your grandfather. He said it was a protector from evil spirits. Somethin' like that. I've been having some weird dreams lately. I don't know what to make of 'em. You know, your crazy Uncle Leonard used to follow that Druid spiritual stuff way back before he went off the deep end. Crazy Uncle Leonard. The same guy that used to chase you on his tractor? Yeah. I haven't heard much from your uncle lately. You know he disconnected his phone? He said the NSA was tapping his phone line and reading his mail. So I guess he wouldn't be much use. No. Probably not. But Dad, if you could think of anything else that would help me, it would be nice to get a good night's sleep again. Well. Mr. Seagram. I wanna thank you for the beer. And I hope we didn't keep you up too late. You boys can come drink my beer anytime. Thanks, Dad. I love you. Hey. Gunnar. Gunnar! Why didn't you tell me you 're having these spiritual dreams? It's nothing I'm proud of, crunch. Gunnar, you can trust in me. In fact, I've got something that's gonna make you feel a whole lot better. Okay, crunch. You brought her here? To my garage? Is this where we're gonna do it? Crunch, give me my toys. It's Gunnar. He's the one with the problem. I need something that you own. A piece of clothing, something. What are we gonna do with an ouija board? I'm not having a seance. Think of it as a dividing rod that allows us to communicate with the spiritual. Gunnar, give her that necklace. No Hell, no. Mm-mm. Give me your underpants, I don't care. I don't have all night. Speedy, give her your holy underwear. No way, man! Gunnar's the one with the problem. Give her your lucky rabbit's foot. Will this do. Yes. Now you ought to sit and be quiet. I need to concentrate, and I can't do that while you 're staring at my boobs. Come on, consuela, keep going, keep going. Hey, did you see that? It just moved. Thule. Oh, no. No. No. You did not tell me ancient one is coming for you. I must leave. Consuela, what are you talking about? Ancient what? You know, the one in your dreams. The dark one. Crunch, what's going on? You know he comes, and he's very close. Consuela! I'd tell you to leave town, but he'll still find you. Good luck. The both of you are sure this is the man that you saw? That's him, no doubt. Okay, after the man said, "Give me the rune," what did you do next? I saw the big guy rip the necklace off the concert promoter. Necklace? What necklace? He had this necklace, stone or something. Had something carved in it. And what happened next? Then we left the band room, and then we left the club. If you think of anything else, give us a call. This guy's crazy. Yeah, that's our man, clay Meyers. To you, our life force of blackness. Our darkling of wickedness. To you we hold high the head of our enemies in the lust of our youth. As our ancients before him, we praise him whilst he bestoweth his blessings upon us. Accept this virginal offering and her throbbing female heart. For you are all powerful. And we live within the shadow of your grace. It is I you worship and seek. Who dares to speak and interrupts this ceremony? It is I who commands you. It is I that you will follow. It is I that will make you gods that will rule the world. Where is it that you come from? I come from the dark place. And what is it that you seek? I seek the rune around your neck. Give it to me and you will be immortal. What kind of prank is this? There's no time to question me. Only obey. What is the meaning if this charlatan? Where is he? Did you get the report back from forensics on the tablet? Yeah, our chinese friend over there said it's not chinese. Yeah, but does he know what it says? No. He doesn't. Which is why I think you should take the tablet from forensics, run it down to the university, see what the professors say. Tell them we need this shit like yesterday. I'll get right on it. # Every time I'm out # It is never seem too far # # You always Wanna mess withe me # # When you're sitting Across that bar # # I know I ain't paranoid # # I know I ain't your friend # # And if you Keep on fucking me # # I'll be a means To your end # # Now all these fine people And all these fine folks # # came down here tonight To hear me that show # # I know I ain't nobody I know I am white trash # # I know for sure I'll kick your fucking ass # # I thought to kill you # # Kill you # # Kill you Kill you # License and registration. License and registration. Hey, buddy! The engine is still warm. We're getting close to this guy. Now he's up, Danny. He's killed a law enforcement. Son of a bitch. What a bloody mess. All right, let's get roadblocks set up within a 30-mile radius. Now! They've outlined the Illuminati. The Trilateral commission. The builder murders. So that you will understand that it is through these bloodline by which you will always be controlled. The universal use of mind control. Which now fall under the reign of the military industrial complex. You'll be indebted to their banks. You'll be dependent upon them for pharmaceuticals. You will work in their factories and fight in their wars. That is until you wake up! Which brings me to my next point. A far more sinister plan. The alien agenda. And the gray. The alien grays far reaching control continues to perpetrate the new world order to manipulate the public. Spiritually and through religion. Ragan idolatrous draw on blood ritual to call forth the pagan gods. Most notably Thule. God of the underworld. Most notably Thule. God of the underworld. We now have a 30-mile radius confirmed with roadblocks to the north, south, and west entrances to town. Please confirm for me when our units are set up in secondary road positions. Roger that. Okay. Mister. That's far enough. Easy, easy, little buddy. Keep those hands in the air. What's your rank and serial number? My what? I ask the questions around here, you commie son of a bitch! I'm looking for Leonard. You best do better than that, boy. Everybody's looking for Leonard! Now, state your business. My name's Gunnar. I'm Leonard's nephew. You -you don't need the gun. Don't you try that commie mind control stuff on me, mister. What did you say your name was? Gunnar. I'm Hallgrim Seagram's son. Sir. Don't trust him, Leonard. He looks like NSA to me. Hallgrim's boy? Yes. Sir. Nah. He was shorter. It's me, it's Gunnar. Don't you remember taking me hunting for aliens on a tractor? He could be a shape shifter. What's your daddy's middle name? Olaf, sir. Hallgrim olaf Seagram. The son of a bitch. We got a family reunion. Gunnar, eh? Yes, sir. Damn, you sure have grown up. What the hell took you so long to come and see me? You don't have a cell phone, and I heard you've been all over the country, so no one could find you. That's the point. Hep. Get us a cold. Aye, aye, sir. Did your daddy realize how perilous these times are? Coming down from the heavens. But it's not. It's the power among us. Don't you be fooled. I think I've got a serious problem, Uncle Leonard. Well, then you you did the right thing by coming to see your old Uncle Leonard. Uh, you might think this is a little weird. I've been having some very strange dreams. How long have you had 'em? Weeks. See? That's what I'm telling you. And you, you figured out it's connected to all this shit. You 're a smart lad. Oh, Hep, we got a bad case here. Hey, son. Tell me, what do you know? I talked to a gypsy and she said something about evil spirits. Gypsy, evil spirit... What-what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, evil demons. Oh, hell, son! I'm talking about chemtrails. What are you talking about? The-the government and-and pharmaceutical companies using airplanes to dump allergens and other shit into the air to make us buy their products. It's biological warfare, son. What are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about the gypsy. It says something about the evil spirits coming and killing everything in its path. She even... she even called it the "dark one. " The dark one? Yeah. Evil demon? My daddy and granddaddy used to scare the hell out of us kids with stories just like that. Now 60 years later, you 're telling me it could be true? You'd better not be shitting me. What? It's in your blood, son. You didn't ask for it, but you got it. I didn't have any offspring, so the pagan rune went to you. Our special family heirloom. Family heirloom? It's your bloodline. Your genetic lineage. Lineage? Son... your necklace has come down to you through your father, your grandfather and great grandfathers. Your ancestors were the protectors from the dark ones. There are four runes. Earth, wind, fire, and water. You are the earth. The earth? You 're talking about this necklace here? This heirl- This right here makes me feel possessed, Uncle Leonard. Oh, son. Son, you just don't understand. You may be in great danger. The dark one of fire, Thule, represents death and evil. If you 're having violent nightmares, it's definitely he who seeks you. And if he gains control of that rune and your soul, darkness will rule the Earth for 1,000 years. The gypsy told me about the dark one. As soon a she said the dark one's name, she was up and she got the hell out of there. Thule's a false prophet. He conquers through moral decay. Son, are you willing to risk your life for the rest of us? For humanity? The last time the four runes came together, was during the crusades. Have you heard of the black plague? Yes. It's 1,000 years of darkness. But, Uncle Leonard, I didn't ask for this. Okay? And what I wanna know is why you and Dad are just now dumping this shit on me! Oh, hell, for all we knew, it was hand-me-down folklore. Besides, if crazy Leonard had mentioned it before, who the hell would believe him? True. The dark one will appear in a mortal body, but he can't be cast out. Do you think your gypsy friend would help you perform an exorcism? She's probably half way to omaha by now. Then I'd suggest either you go find her. Or you find a priest. You 're not even gonna help me? Your old uncle is too old to be chasing after demons. That's why these runes are passed down to you young fellas. Uncle Leonard, we look to our elders for help, and now you 're just telling me that you will leave me hanging out to dry? Don't think of it as hanging you out to dry. Think of it as testing your true grit. Besides, when I think of any good solution, I'll give you a call. You 're gonna call me? You don't even have a phone! The boy does have a point, all right? All right, Hep. Don't rub it in. I never knew you to not help someone in need. Load up the shotguns. Yes, sir! Detective, you have a phone call, sir. Detective Jenkins. Detective, this is Professor Flanagan over the university. We have some information on your tablet. And? It's not chinese. It's celtic. The tablet's actually a prophecy governing four runes that were created at the same time that this was. There's one rune in particular, the earth rune, which has to be transferred from owner to owner willingly. The elders who carved these runes used the earth rune as a way to control the consolidation of power. The person possessing all four would most likely have supernatural powers. You mind if I ask how you acquired it? I'd forget I ever saw that tablet. # I'll fucking kill you # # Kill you # # Kill you # What the hell? Heyl Get off my damn truck! # Then I know for sure # # You ain't never coming back # # I'll fucking kill you # # Kill you # # Kill you # Kill you # Hey, buddy, keep the truck. Think you put enough Permetax on that gasket? I wanna make sure it wouldn't leak. It ain't going anywhere. Who's calling here this time of night? I don't know but you'd better answer it. Speedy's. Speedy, Gunnar is in trouble. I just passed him, and some guy is hanging on and beating on top of his truck. What? I think this dude means business. Where is he? I just passed him down near Motel Six going towards the junkyard. Shit, man, what do you want me to do You gotta do somethin'. Okay, okay, we'll think of something. Looks like that gypsy chick was right. Some dude after Gunnar. Crunch said they're heading down towards the junkyard. I've got an idea. Give me the rune. I can't do that. I know better. Know better than what? I am your destiny. You don't have to die. Take your place which is rightfully yours. Enroll the world beside me. A thousand years of darkness? I can't do that! Lowe it to my ancestors. No. You owe it to me. Will me the rune. Go to hell. Then I will sacrifice you to myself. Let's get him. Take that, you devil worse than sons of bitches. Hey, Hep, let's give these boys some help. Just like the old days. Easy. I think two just ran in that trailer over there. Well, they're gonna wish they hadn't. That asshole got Gunnar down on the ground! Looks like he's bleedin'. That guy's gonna kill Gunnar. I can feel it. There's no way we can run this guy over without hurting Gunnar. Okay, I'm gonna go out and talk to this guy. You stay put. What? No way, man. There's killer monks all over the place. Just stay put. Watch my back. Attention all units. We have reports of repeated gunfire at J.R. Salvage yard on Junkyard Road. All available units please respond. I'm going in. Hey, jackoff, what are you doin' with my buddy? What the hell did he do to you? He has something of mine and I want it back. Well, I'm sure we can work something out. He's a good man. Why would you wanna kill him? He doesn't have to die. Just tell him to give me the rune of his own free will, and you all live. The what? Gunnar, what the hell is he talking about? He's talking about my grandfather's necklace. Well, hell, man, what's the big deal? Just give it to him. I can't do that. I owe it to my grandfather. Oh, shit, man. I'd rather be a live redneck than a dead grandson. Who in the hell are you helping then? Just give him the damn necklace and let's get down along and we're gonna have some beers. There's more to it than that, Speedy. If I live, I'll tell you about it some day. Hey, fella, step away. There's much more powerful forces at work here. Back in the truck, now. Who in the hell is that? That's a... equalizer. He's the justice from another world. Thule. Herzog. You need to go back to where you belong. I've traveled too long through time not to get my reward. It's time for you to return. Then you'll have to send me back. No place. No time. Come out, Thule. Come out! Come out. Come out! Gunnar, you all right? We thought you were a goner. What took you guys so long? Traffic? Thanks, Speedy. Oh, shit. Cops. Gunnar, you go by the truck. You go talk to 'em. Have you seen this man? There's your man, Detective. Over there. What the hell? Fire. No. No. No. Thanks for coming, Uncle Leonard. Are you all right, son? Yeah, I'm okay. Just a little bump on the head. I'm damn proud of you, son. You stood your ground. I'm just glad it's over. Yeah. Me, too. He almost had me slicking in my shorts for a second. Well, I guess all that folklore wasn't bullshit after all, huh? You know, Uncle Leonard? Maybe you 're not so crazy after all. Beers are on me. # I've got a friend # # Well he's in heaven # # Had a short life on Earth but never # # Spent a day In sorrow # # our time was short But he had power # # oh my friend Won't you # # Show me what Is heaven like # # Is there music # # When you're sad # # or are you always Reaceful and glad # # can you drink # # can you smoke # # can you play The guitar if you want # # oh my friend Won't you # # Show me what Is heaven like # |
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