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You have to guess.
Do it again.
Feels like you're
writing "z-z-z-z-z".
I wrote your name.
'Cause you're my best friend.
What are you doing?
I... I thought that...
There you go.
What the hell
is she doing in there?
Same thing she does every day.
Lisa!
Hurry up, we're gonna be late!
Just a minute.
I'll drive her.
You go ahead.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
Thank you. Hon, bill's
gonna take you, all right?
- Wait!
- I can't wait! Bye!
I'll see you, hon.
Come on, honey, I'll take you.
Looks like we're rolling.
You know, I can walk.
Don't be crazy.
Come on.
I'll drive you.
I thought you quit?
You know,
we could have that thing
surgically connected to
the side of your head.
Will be a lot easier
without evoking
carpel tunnel syndrome.
You can get some screws and we'll
just put 'em in your skull.
I have a drill in the back.
I'm just joking.
I sure liked things a lot
better when we were friends.
The good old days.
There's your, uh,
your little gal pal.
She's still being an ass?
Yeah, she's...
God! Whatever.
You know...
You can talk to me
about anything.
You got something on your
mind you wanna talk about,
you can share it
with me, you know.
It's not a big deal.
Anyway, um...
Call me if you need a ride home.
All right?
Okay.
Here she comes.
Hey, loser.
Ew!
So you've read
the first two pages.
Can anybody tell me
the name of the black death?
Anybody at all?
Yep, just...
Just raise that hand.
Let me know.
Anybody know it? It's in the book.
You just read it.
Scientific term, black death.
Lisa, do you know the answer?
I'm sorry, what?
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm sorry, what?" Is not
the answer I was looking for.
You know, Lisa, there was a time
when at least it seemed like you
cared about having a future.
Now it just seems like
you're a space cadet.
Get with it, will you?
Idiot.
Lexi.
Just because Lisa doesn't
care abut learning,
doesn't mean she's an idiot.
That's called being stupid.
Today it's best known
as the black death,
or the plague.
Medieval people called it
the sickness.
The name "bubonic" comes
from medieval Latin word...
Bubo via Italian Bilbo... meaning
a pustule, growth, or swelling.
Come on, guys.
Did anyone do heir homework?
Anybody?
You made the right choice.
Excuse me?
What's going on?
Help!
Where am I?
Help!
Help! What's going on?
Please!
No!
No! Help! No!
Please! Please
don't hurt me!
This is what happens
when you are not nice.
Hi. How are you?
Fat ass.
Shemale. Ew!
Can you not sit next to us
when I'm trying to eat?
She should really kill himself.
She is a he.
Did he, like, cut it off?
Gross.
Did you guys see that video
of that chick getting killed?
- No.
- Play it.
Ugh! I can't.
It was on Snapchat.
Here.
Is that Lexi?
You couldn't tell it was she.
Is Jake making more
stupid videos?
- Ugh!
- He's such a dweeb.
Where the hell do you
think you're going?
To the bathroom?
That's the men's room.
See that sign?
You can't go in there!
Why not?
You little bitch.
I should clack you out,
you damn shemale.
Go on. Hit me.
Yeah. Hit me. Attack
someone for no reason
other than you're afraid and
insecure of me expressing myself.
Hey! What's going on
here, boys?
John, stop being a bully.
Okay? Brenden can use
any bathroom he wants.
And you get to class.
Whatever
thanks.
Hey, Lisa.
Lisa, check this out.
Yeah, that's it.
Time's up.
Hmm? Mm-mm?
Isn't that the best thing ever?
It's the stupidest thing ever.
Ah, I saw a smile.
A small one.
Hey, I found this crazy b zombie
movie from, like, the '90s.
Wanna watch tonight?
It's so bad it's good.
I don't know if I feel like
watching a movie tonight.
Huh? Want a chip?
- I'm good. I'm good.
- Hmm?
I thought bulimics first eat
and then throw up.
Or are we dabbling with
anorexia here, too?
You're such a dick.
I'm just kidding.
I'm coming over tonight
whether you like it or not.
Cookies and cream
milkshake from trails.
I know you want some.
Hey...
So since when did you want to
start hanging out with me again?
When did I stop
hanging out with you?
Oh, yeah? Well,
how about every day since...
Never mind.
Regardless of what happened,
we're still friends, right?
- Yeah. -Hey, I bought this for you.
Drink it.
Mm!
Mm-hmm?
You know you love it.
- It is the best shake ever.
- Right?
Hey, check this.
Oh, god!
Seriously, Andrew?
Crazy, right?
Andrew, what are you doing here?
I thought you were too cool to hang
out with me anymore, Mr. popular.
Why would you wanna hang out
with such a loser like me?
"Loser Lisa" right?
That's what you guys
all call me.
- I tell them...
- You and your friends?
- I tell them they're mean.
- Yeah, right.
I do.
Everyday, I go,
"you're mean."
She's not a loser, she's
just Lisa, Lisa normal.
All right. Well,
I gotta take a piss.
TMI.
Uh, no.
You needed to know that.
That was a great piss.
You know?
Came out real smooth.
Did you just come here
to annoy me or what?
I'm just teasing. Chill.
What are you doing over there?
I'm just tying my shoes.
Or do you have a problem
with that, too?
Could you please just leave?
All right.
See you later, homie.
I'm leaving.
Love you.
- Oh, my god. Did you do it?
- Gotcha.
Ew! What does
she see in him?
I can't wait to see this video.
My mom's calling me.
I'll see you inside.
Hey, mom.
Oh, my god,
this is gonna be epic.
You know, um...
This isn't a costume party.
Like, duh?
What?
What do you want, freak?
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
It's all over her face.
This is the grossest thing
I've seen in my entire life.
This is so gross.
Oh, god.
I'm gonna throw up.
I actually feel bad for her.
I don't, and you
shouldn't either.
Kill yourself.
Oh, my god.
I hate her so much.
Oh, no! She is not.
She is, she is.
She is!
Oh, my god!
What a nasty dyke!
Ew!
Puke!
Oh, my god!
This is priceless.
Do you know she wishes it
was you doing that to her.
No thanks.
Oh, my god. I cannot wait for
the entire school to see this.
She's totally gonna
kill herself.
Well, yeah, maybe this
wasn't the best idea.
Are you kidding?
This is gold.
Yeah, if we posted this, she might,
like, kill herself for real.
So? She should
kill herself.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What is there to think about?
She humiliated you.
Am I right or am I right?
I know I'm right.
So can you like edit
this all together?
Like a highlight reel?
We can start with her binging,
then cut to her puking,
and then we can cut to her
shoving the dildo in.
Add some funny music, too.
This is the meanest joke.
Why're we doing this?
Don't pussy out on me now.
I just, I don't wanna
get in trouble.
This was your idea.
- Yeah, but...
- She humiliated Rhonda.
She told everyone
that Rhonda was a dyke.
And now she needs to pay.
Oh, my god.
I cannot wait for the
whole school to see this.
Uh-oh. What's up?
What's up?
I didn't think she'd show.
Girl, I know you put down
a bag of chips... down.
Give it to me, baby.
Give it to me.
Come on.
Give it to me, baby.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no.
My room's open if you need
somewhere to hide from all this.
We can talk.
Did you see her face?
What's up with you?
Oh, fuck my life.
Honey, honey.
Wait, wait, wait...
Now what's wrong?
What happened?
Let me see that.
Come on.
Let me see that.
That's on the Internet?
All right.
Oh, no!
That's...
That's cruel.
Who would do
something like that?
I swear to god, you kids...
You take cruelty to a
whole another level.
When I was your age, they
didn't have the Internet.
Didn't have cell phones, you
couldn't send things to each other.
Who would do that to you?
You can call the police
on these people.
Gross.
Can I help you?
I know you're in there.
Can you open the door, please?
Lisa, I know what happened.
I...
I don't even know what to say.
Look, I need to talk to you.
Would you please
unlock this door?
Just go away.
Mom!
Do you have any idea how
many phone calls I just got?
How long has this been going on?
Please don't!
Please what?
I saw the video, Lisa.
So you're gay now?
What is this, just another
one of your phases?
It's just a phase. Everything
is just a phase, mom.
What on earth did I ever do
to make you act like this?
And for god's sake,
why would you film it
and put it online for the
entire world to see?
You think I did this?
- You didn't?
- No.
Then who did?
Tell me, Lisa.
Andrew.
Andrew?
Andrew, next door Andrew?
I thought he was your friend.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna kill him!
Mom, wait, please.
Good thing about
a broken lock...
You can't lock me out.
Could you just please go away?
You know something?
You get away with a lot
of stuff 'cause you're young.
Making up your mind
about what you wanna do.
That's okay.
But you gotta get a handle
on this bulimia business.
People die from that.
Nice talk.
You know, sooner or later
you gotta trust somebody.
Might as well start with me.
I'm the step-father
and all that, I get it.
You don't trust anybody.
Everybody's always trying
to bring you down.
Sooner or later, everyone's
gonna get their comeuppance.
Trust me.
I spoke to the Dean
of the school
and I got them all suspended.
Good.
Andrew's mother apologized, said she
felt terrible about what happened.
Said she's gonna
ground him for a month,
take away his car
and his video games.
Would you excuse us
for a minute?
Okay.
Lisa, I'm gonna get you
the help that you need, okay?
I wish dad was here.
Well, he's not.
So, um...
Tomorrow morning we're gonna get you
checked into a treatment facility,
because I am not gonna stand by and
watch while you hurt yourself.
Do you understand me?
What those girls did was wrong.
And I can't even fathom
the angst you're experiencing.
If you need someone,
I'm here for you.
Your new friend, destiny.
Hello, Lisa.
Hi.
It's okay.
I'm right here with you.
It's so good to see you smile.
God, I hate them so much.
Now what if I told you that
that they'll be paying
for what they did,
and that we're going
to kill them all?
You're crazy.
I have an idea.
Why don't you come on over?
Right now?
Yes, silly.
I wanna see you in person.
Looking at you is turning
me on too much.
Shut up.
Really.
You have no clue
how beautiful you are.
You're not so bad yourself.
So, what do you say?
I say it's 1:00
in the morning.
So what?
I'll send you a car.
Nothing bad is going
to happen to you.
I promise.
Wait... how did you...
Just get in.
Hello, Lisa.
Welcome to the dark side.
There you go.
Here. Have some wine.
You're trying to get me wasted?
No. Why would I wanna do
such a thing like that?
To your new friends.
Who are you?
Shh.
I should probably head home.
If my mom realizes I'm
gone, she'll flip out.
Don't worry about her.
Actually from now on,
you won't have to worry
about anything or anyone.
Wait. Um...
There's something I have
to talk to you about.
What?
This is going to
sound really weird,
but, like, just hear me out.
I'm not who you think I am.
Well, who are you then?
I have many names, but...
The one you're probably
most familiar with
is "Satan".
- "Satan"?
- Uh-huh.
As in like "the devil"?
What are you like, in one of those
weird cult groups or something?
Listen.
Those people,
they deserve to die.
That's why I brought you here.
I want us to kill them.
You have to understand that
I've been waiting for you
a long time.
From where? Hell?
It has many names, but yes,
you could say that.
All right. Now you're really
starting to freak me out.
I sought you out to help you.
Because there is
something very important
that I need from you.
What?
Let's just say
it will enhance you.
- "Enhance"?
- Uh-huh.
Okay.
I, uh...
I, um...
Think I'm gonna get going.
Let me prove it to you.
Holy shit!
Do you believe me now?
Relax, relax.
It's me.
Oh, my god!
- Oh, my god!
- Shh.
God is a very nice guy,
but he has nothing
to do with this.
How did you do that?
No, Lisa...
I know I'm a total bitch,
but I love you.
Holy shit. You're...
You really are the devil.
You just became best friends with the
most badass bitch in the universe.
So, uh...
How does that feel?
It feels fucking insane.
I can make all of your
dreams come true.
I know what you fantasize about.
I can make you a star.
But first,
you have to help me
so I can help you.
What do you say?
Are you asking me to
sell my soul?
Oh, no.
I hate that phrase.
What would you call it?
A trade.
Why me?
Because you're special.
Just think about what
they did to you.
I keep thinking about how guilty
I'd feel for the rest of my life.
That feeling, that's how
I know you're the one.
I don't know.
This is...
It's just really weird.
Let's get even weirder.
You'll be the most famous
person in the world.
What do you have to lose?
My conscience.
That's overrated.
Check this out.
She looks great.
Oh, my god.
She's so good.
Oh, my god, it's Lisa.
Hey, Lisa.
Looking good.
Congrats, Lisa.
Congratulations.
I'm so proud of you.
That felt so real.
It was real.
The world is yours, Lisa.
For your taking.
Do we have a deal?
Sure.
What the hell.
Now you can't go back
on it, Lisa.
Or else...
Very bad things will happen.
So what now?
Now, the fun starts.
Where are we going?
You'll see.
This is Kate's house.
Don't be shy.
What about her parents?
Stop worrying.
Hello, Kate?
What if she wakes up?
Let's see.
Wake up!
See?
Hmm.
You shouldn't have been
such a bitch, Kate.
Now you're goin to learn
the real meaning of shame.
Come on, shemale.
It's not the pain
that others can inflict.
It's what the mind
can do to itself
that can hurt the most.
Nobody ever said that a
little help getting their own
didn't hurt.
Look.
It's like true love.
Here.
Ready to call action?
Come on.
This would destroy her.
Mm-hmm.
Utterly and completely.
Think about what she did to you.
It would be pretty funny.
But wait, if I post this,
everyone will know it's me.
I will post it.
Listen, the only thing
you have to do
is push that little red button.
Okay? That's it.
Don't be afraid.
To revenge.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Now what happens?
Now I take you home.
Wait, that's it?
Yeah, for now.
We'll take care of the
rest of them later.
What do you mean "take care of"?
I said don't worry about it.
I know you'll have a lot of
questions pop into your mind.
I want you to trust me.
Just know that
what we're doing is right.
Get some sleep.
And I'll see you
sooner than you think.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
So hot.
Did you hear that?
Your folks back?
No, they can't be.
Okay. Who calls
this late?
Is it your ex again?
Hello?
Fuck!
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
Oh... oh, god.
Fuck!
Oh, shit! They're gonna
blame this on me.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
Fuck, fuck.
Oh, shit!
What did I do?
Jesus, Kelly,
you're such a jerk.
I really hate you.
For Christ's sake,
take off that stupid mask.
You look retarded.
Lisa?
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't I be?
Just checking.
Uh, they're gonna be
picking you up soon
from the treatment facility.
They say it's easier this way.
It helps with...
The adjusting period.
Okay. I'm just gonna go and
pack some clothes, then.
I think this is for the best.
Sure. Whatever.
Are you sure you're okay?
You seem different.
I'm fine.
Relax.
So we're not allowed to
visit her for 72 hours?
That's correct.
No family or friends allowed.
Why are you guys looking
at me like I'm crazy?
Making sure you're
gonna be all right.
All right.
Honey, you haven't even had
any breakfast this morning.
I'll eat if you want me to, mom.
I won't puke it up if that's
what you're worried about.
I was just concerned that you
would be hungry, that's all.
All right.
You must be Lisa.
Yeah.
Are you ready to come
with us today?
- I'm ready.
- Good.
- Bye, mom.
- Okay.
We will, um...
We'll come and
see you soon, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Bye, bill.
Bye.
What did I tell you?
This calls for a celebration.
How about instead
of going to a rehab,
we party like rockstars?
Whoo!
I'm okay with that.
Ah!
Whoo!
Oh, my god.
You're so bad.
She totally believed us.
Whoo!
I got you a surprise.
Being bad has its perks.
You know what I think
might help you?
Get something
out of your system?
Hi, Lisa.
Don't you want me?
I've always wanted you.
I don't know.
Will you shut up and
just feel good.
There she is.
Oh, you want shemale?
Oh, she likes shemale!
Oh, my god!
That was an experience
I don't think I'll ever forget
any time soon.
Oh, baby, we're
just getting started.
Did you see your handiwork?
I mean, I wonder what's
running through her brain.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Holy shit.
What is she doing now?
She's saying goodbye.
No, no.
I can't watch this.
You must watch it!
Don't you get it?
This is all for you.
All of this.
Farewell, my dear.
It's okay.
She's in a better place now.
Oh.
You need to watch.
These are the videos
that I made.
They're all for you.
It's great.
I love Snapchat.
One view and poof,
it's all gone.
Are those real?
Of course they're real.
I think I'm gonna
to throw up in the sink.
Oh, no, no, no, Lisa.
We made a deal.
No, she's dead.
They're dead.
That's real.
I killed them!
You killed them!
They deserved to die.
Besides, Kate, she did that
to herself.
Right?
I need you to know that there
are additional consequences.
You need to watch this.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
Sometimes bad things happen
to good people.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
But three do.
I feel sick.
Oh, chill out.
He died painlessly.
Pain is like a concept that's
been lost in this generation.
Now, in the medieval times,
they knew about pain.
What was that?
Let's take a look, shall we?
Now back in the dark ages,
they knew about pain.
Do you want to give it a go?
This is sadistic.
Yes, it is.
Come on.
So, um, how is it
going down there?
You know Lisa, right?
Help, please.
Look at her!
Help me!
Are you sure you don't
wanna give it a go?
They say Jesus died
for our sins.
No!
Well, so did you, my dear.
I didn't ask for this.
I don't want any of this.
Oh, yes. Yes, you do.
Remember?
No, no. This is...
This is cruel!
Yes, it is.
Okay.
Relax.
Let's go get some air
outside, okay?
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's gonna be good.
Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
You know, Lisa,
you can't think about
life and death
in such a black and white way.
Death can be a beautiful thing
and life can be much worse.
I feel responsible.
I killed them.
The only thing you did was merely
push a button on your phone.
I would hardly call that
killing someone.
Right.
I just love looking
at cars go by.
Come on.
Have a seat.
You see that girl...
Walking in the distance?
- Is that Rhonda?
- It sure is.
She's being distracted
by her phone.
She's not paying any attention.
And bad things can happen
when you don't
pay any attention.
What kind of bad things?
She's gonna walk
right into a street
and get hit by a truck.
That one's easy.
You don't have to do anything.
Rhonda, she...
We've been friends
since we're like six.
Oh, friends?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
She hasn't been your friend
in a really long time.
In fact, quite the opposite.
She's calling me.
Oof! Don't pick up.
Fuck that bitch.
What's going on?
Just don't pick up.
She's gonna try and talk
her way out of this.
She loves me, doesn't she?
No, no. There has to be
another way.
I'm afraid not.
If you warn her,
the deal is off.
And as I told you,
there will be repercussions.
She doesn't deserve to die.
Yes, she does.
Think about the people
she's going to embarrass.
She can't even be
honest with you.
She can't be honest with anyone.
Don't ruin my video, okay?
That would not be cool.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to hell
for this, aren't I?
Hell ain't so bad.
I'm so proud of you.
Just one more to go.
I can't do this anymore.
Where are you going?
I should have saved her.
Why?
Because it was
the right thing to do.
- Wait, where are you going?
- Just leave me alone.
- Lisa Thomson?
- Yeah.
Oh, my god. I can't
believe it's really you.
I'm sorry, do I know you?
My friends are never
gonna believe this.
- Can we take a selfie?
- Wait, what?
I'm such a big fan.
Honestly.
You really changed my life.
Okay.
I just wanted to say thank you.
Sure.
Okay.
Lisa!
Oh, my gosh!
You were so good!
We are so proud of you.
Yes, you were,
everything you said.
Really nice.
Pretty impressed.
What did I say?
What? What do you mean?
What did I say?
Uh, you know, um, the TV
interview that you just did
where they said that
you were the biggest
reality star in television.
I guess we're just
the little people now.
Excuse me.
Honey! Honey,
what's wrong?
Please stop.
Oh, my god.
Holy shit.
Lisa?
These letters keep on coming.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This little girl from
Arkansas drew this. Look.
It looks just like you.
Oh, honey, I know it's
a lot to deal with,
but it's a good thing.
Hey, we're still on to go house
hunting next week, right?
I can't wait to get out
of this town...
Seriously.
Okay, kid. I'm sorry. Don't even
think about that right now.
Honey, you just relax.
I know you've had
a really hard day
what is it?
What's wrong?
- I can't explain...
- Oh, wait. Before I forget.
Kzla has called, like,
10 times this morning.
They wanna know if they can
schedule an interview with you
for Friday afternoon.
And get this.
They wanna interview me, too.
- Who would've thought me on television?
- Mon, mom, mom!
Can you please
just listen to me?
Mom, what if I told you
that none of this is real?
This whole me
being famous thing,
it's all a fraud, it's all fake.
What are you
talking about, Lisa?
What if I told you that
the devil made
all of this happen.
The devil?
We're being fooled.
This is all not...
This isn't real, mom.
- Fooled? How am I being fooled, Lisa?
- Mom, I'm not famous.
I haven't done anything.
For god's sake, I just
left the house yesterday.
Yesterday?
Don't you remember, mom?
You sent me to rehab.
That was six months ago.
Honey, it's may.
Are you feeling okay?
Sweetheart, I'm gonna
get you some water, okay?
I think you should
sit down and relax.
And I'm gonna call
Kzla and tell them
that we'll get back to them as soon
as you're feeling better, okay?
Cookies and cream milkshake
from trails.
Just go away!
That's so rude.
After all I did for you.
I made a mistake.
You were a mess and now
you have everything.
How is that a mistake?
Just one more. Okay?
Just... just one.
How does he die?
He doesn't have to.
I'm going to give you a child.
What?
Like we agreed upon.
This will not only enhance you,
but the world as well.
No.
You can keep your eyes
closed if you want.
We had a deal.
You don't wanna go back on that.
Just let it happen.
Stop it!
Who knows, you might
even enjoy it.
Besides, when did
a little sex hurt anybody?
It's actually
quite good for you.
If the child is born, what
will it do to the world?
Lisa, why would you ask
such a thing?
Tell me.
Fine.
We can do things
the hard way if you want.
I'm gonna need you
to come with us.
No!
Whoo hoo!
Hi, aunt Carol.
I missed you.
I missed you so much.
Let's play a game.
I think that will make things much
easier for your small little brain.
You are going to shoot her
in the next 10 seconds.
And if you don't,
my friends here are gonna
bash your head in.
All right?
So why don't you just allow
me to do what I need to do
and nobody needs to get hurt?
No!
I will not do it.
I'm not gonna do it!
Ten seconds!
Nine seconds left.
You used me!
I'm the devil.
What did you think
I was gonna do?
Lisa, what did you think
was gonna happen?
Eight seconds.
Don't act like this is
a bad thing.
You're gonna be rich and famous.
And in two weeks, you're gonna
be on an island somewhere
not even thinking about
any of this, all right?
All right?
Seven seconds.
Whoo!
Bye, bill.
Look what you did.
Look at that.
All right.
You know what?
Let's make this
even easier for you.
Let's not think
about killing her.
Let's think about putting
her out of her misery.
No, please!
Stop!
Stop what? Stop what?
Stop it! Stop!
Please, just stop!
It won't be long
before she bleeds out.
You know what?
Maybe this will
inspire you more.
Mom! Stop it.
What's that, kiddo?
I can't hear you.
What's that?
- What?
- I'll do it.
Don't do this...
You wanna hear a secret?
She doesn't care about you.
In fact, she regrets having you.
Sad but true.
Very true.
You must enjoy
watching her suffer.
You must enjoy...
Three, two, one...
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll do what you want me to.
Please just don't hurt
anyone else.
You know, Lisa,
this can be pleasurable.
Lisa! Lisa!
Come on, back up.
Lisa, how does it feel
being a mother?
Is it a boy or a girl?
Lisa, what's the baby's name?
It's all right.