There is only one God.
His name is the Truth.
He is the Creator.
He is without fear.
He is without hatred.
He never dies.
He is beyond births and deaths.
He is self-illuminated.
He is realised through
the grace of the True Guru.
Repeat his name. He was True
in the primal beginning.
He has always been True.
He is also True now.
Nanak says he will be True forever.
6 balls, 6 sixes! 6 balls, 6 sixes!
Put your money! Put your money!
ln five minutes, double,
double, double your money!
Place your bets! Place your bets!
Balls 6 and runs 36!
Oye, balls 6 and runs 36!
Pull your money out quickly,
quickly!
Bet and win! Bet and win! Balls 6.
Oye! - Yes, Sir?
Fancy dress show - Hello, Sir.
l'm Amritsar's all-rounder.
Yes, Sr, welcome, Sir.
... this season's 1 ,800 runs ...
... and 1 1 7 wicket-taking player.
- Very good, Sir!
Prem Roshan. - Yes, Sir.
Huh, 6 sixes! - Yes, Sir!
Take this!
Where is that player of yours
who can hit 6 sixes in 6 balls?
Myself, Veera Kaur.
Right and left hand batsman.
She'll hit 6 sixes?
Yes, Sir!
What happened?
Saw a bat instead of a rolling pin
in a girl's hand and got scared?
You're a girl and
you'll play with us?
lf you want to play ...
play in some girls' team.
Go...!
Where is the girls' team out here?
And even if there was ...
Why should l play in a girls' team
... when l can hit 6 sixes
with you boys bowling?
lf these delicate wrists
manage to hit 6 sixes...
... l swear to God.
Forget the money ...
... this Prem Roshan will
'clean bowl' his moustaches!
Mortals cannot comprehend God ...
... by pondering over him
even a hundred thousand times.
Even by remaining silent and
absorbed in meditation ...
... peace of mind cannot be achieved.
Sixer!!
What did you say?
Amritsar all-rounder?
Come, you'll also remember ...
... this Veera that
you once came across.
For you ... on your last ball ...
... Veera won't use her
right but her wrong hand.
With her left hand,
she'll hit the ball.
Go ... win the bet.
lt's a crazy, crazy world
Where worry is the
root of all troubles
That's why we believe
Only the silly worry
Life's a chewing gum,
just keep chewing
Life's a hand pump,
just keep pumping
Squeeze the last drop out of life
And leave the worrying to the silly
There's no tax on happiness
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
ln 1983, a Punjabi
lifted the world cup.
Sir, in 201 1 another Punjabi ...
... your Veera,
will lift the world cup!
Hurray! Hurray!
How're you doing,
Tendulkar my brother?
Me also 5 feet 2 inches.
Me also opening batsman
... opening!
O Veera, come quickly,
it's time for the show!
l'm coming, uncle, l'm coming!
Oh, Ma!
Shanno is my name.
When the Best Friend
Dance Company heroine ...
... is standing in front of you ...
... who needs the extras?
Between dance and wrestling
there's a huge difference ...
... and that's not
something you both can do. Hah!
No mansion and no money
Not even your beauty
ls going to the grave with you
So dump the thought
No mansion and no money
Not even your beauty
ls going to the grave with you
So dump the thought
Gobble up all your joys
With both hands
The right and the left
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
Oye, l thought that
today you've forgotten!
Uncle, we are both a team.
The batsman - you,
and the runner - me.
For 18 years l haven't forgotten ...
... so how would l forget today?
Let your eyes give it all away
When you're with somebody special
Play games, and you'll be exposed
By the drumbeat of your heart
Oye, Veera..!
Are you washing the
clothes or tearing them, huh?
Oye...! Dhoni sir won't
wait his whole life for me ...
... saying Veera sister,
first wash the clothes ...
.... then go and wash out Australia!
Don't talk nonsense!
ln Derby or in Dhaka
God will watch out for you
lf you go with your instinct
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
15th August.
On lndependence's golden dawn
one more unique celebration ...
... at Wagah Border.
The Tricolour must have
been flown on the Red Fort.
But today its colours ...
... are painting the hearts of
two nations in a single colour ...
... the colour of peace.
And this is because of two
friends whose friendship ...
... even borders could not wipe out.
Their friendship has
existed since ...
... they weren't
Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh ...
... and Pathan Liyaqat Ali
Khan to each other ...
... but Vicky and Lucky.
Oye, my dear friend!
Vicky sir and Lucky sir.
Greetings. - One from Amritsar
and the other from Lahore.
Tell us the secret of
this friendship.
Cricket!
Cricket?
See, what happened was that
we picked up the bat together ...
... learnt bowling ...
... and also started
'fielding' with the girls together.
But in 1947,
such a pitch was laid. ..
... that the one hour journey
between Lahore and Amritsar ...
... took 40 years to complete.
But these two nations ...
... lndia and Pakistan ...
... are the sons of only one mother.
They're just lying with
their backs to each other.
So, as soon as the
border opened we thought...
... that lndia and Pakistan's
independence celebrations ...
... why don't we celebrate together?
So cricket has, once again,
brought us together.
One year on the 14th of August ...
... Pakistan's lndependence Day.
And another year on
the 15th of August ...
... lndia's lndependence Day.
Yes, one year in Pakistan
and the next year in lndia.
For this Aman Cup,
our teams play a cricket match.
Aman Cup?
Yes, madam.
For the last 8 years this cup
has been the pride of Lahore!
Oye, let it be.
lt seems that these
Amritsar folks have developed ...
... a special love for losing.
Oye, you son-of-a-Lucky!
lf in today's match we don't
make their team un-lucky ...
... then my name
isn't Vikramjeet Singh!
Come on boys!
Come on boys!
So as you've just seen ...
... though the name is
Aman (peace) Cup ...
... the spirit is no
less than in a war!
To Amritsar's
Jagdev Kallan ground ...
... we welcome
all you cricket lovers.
This Aman Cup match is
being played between ...
... Vikramjeet
Singh's lndian Tigers ...
... and Liyaqat Ali
Khan's Pakistani Champs.
The match will begin in
just a few moments from now.
Today, for the first time,
this Aman Cup match ...
... will not be a 50 overs match ...
... but a 20 overs match instead.
You will recall that
in the past 8 years ...
... Vikramjeet Singh's lndian Tigers
have been defeated in all matches.
Come on lndian Tigers, buck up!
Well done, well done,
Pakistani Champs!
Here, take this.
Here, eat some sweets. Here.
Oh no, oye no.
Hey eat it, eat it.
- Leave it, man!
Hey, eat some. After losing,
there should be something ...
... left in the stomach.
Exactly like the last time,
once again ...
... the Pakistani
Champs have won the toss ...
... and decided to bat first.
Oye, lndia's lads!
Tear them apart
- Go for it!
Kuljit Singh,
of the lndian Tigers ...
... will start the bowling.
The captain of the
Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari ...
... stands ready to face him.
The first ball of the match.
Over the wicket ...
... and Ali Ansari has sent the ball
flying to the boundary for four runs!
Oye! What a shot!
What an impressive
start by Ali Ansari!
Short paced delivery ...
... and crossing the
boundary for four runs!
Moving on to the front foot,
he has driven it for another four!
Beautiful shot.
What an impressive and
courageous display of batting!
Pakistani Champs have
completed 100 runs ...
... without losing a wicket.
Well done, well done boys, come on!
Another fantastic shot!
The lndian Tigers are not
getting a single opportunity ...
... to stop these batsmen.
ln the face of such an amazing batting
display by the Pakistani Champs ...
... the lndian Tigers' bowling has,
once again, been disappointing.
The last ball of the
Pakistani innings ...
... another six!
At the end of 20 overs, the Pakistani
Champs have scored 1 78 runs.
The lndian Tigers' openers,
Jeetu and Khosla ...
... are walking towards the pitch.
Oye, Jeetu, Sir. 1 79 runs
is a big target.
Think carefully and play.
Okay, Sir?
Hey, who's this?
- Don't know, man!
This Khosla doesn't
know his own off-stump ...
... how will he know me?
You talk too much ... now go.
Jeetu, Sir.
Don't pull the ball.
Previously, it was while
pulling that you got out!
Okay? Now you go.
All the best! Fine?
Come on boys, come on, come on!
Pakistani fast bowler,
Yunus, has begun his run-up.
Jeetu has hit it into the air ...
... and he's out!
A very easy catch.
Out! Out! Wow!
Pakistani Champs get
their first wicket.
A bad start for the lndian Tigers.
Come on, lndia. Go, lndia!
He has hit it high in the
direction of mid-off ...
... and Khosla is out.
Oh, shucks!
And that's out!
lndian Tigers have
lost another wicket.
Their score is just 7 runs
for the loss of 3 wickets.
Next delivery by Ali Ansari ...
... and the batsman became confused.
He has given a simple catch!
Oh, well done!
Get out!
Oye, Ali Ansari, you're
the captain and cursing!
Well done!
All the spectators are disappointed.
What, Vicky my friend?
What's happened now?
lt's all over. We've won.
He's played it gently
towards the off-side ...
... and what's this?
There's no time to take a run ...
... but Pukhraj has started running.
He's still too far from the crease.
Will he be able to take the run?
But the stumps have been hit ...
... and after a huge appeal,
the umpire has raised his finger.
Congratulations captain, well done!
Thank you, Sir!
Friends!
Lahore's pride is once
again heading to Lahore!
Oye, my dear friend!
Why are you standing
there with a swollen face?
Losing and winning
is just an excuse ...
... to relive all our
old memories. Right?
No sir, l don't agree.
Losing and winning
are never an excuse.
Losing is losing and
winning is winning!
You're right, Ali Ansari.
Losing is losing and
winning is winning.
l'm tired of losing.
Here ... take ... leg spin.
Oye, do you all want to
do any work-shirk or not?
Veera!
When will this cricket
demon get off your head? Huh?
Uncle ...
... yesterday if l had
been on the pitch ...
... by God, l swear ...
... our town would have
won the match!
You wait and see, this time
l'll play for our town ...
... and the next time ...
... straight ...
l'll open for lndia. Hmmm ...
Come back to Earth, Veera.
With such tiny eyes,
don't see such big dreams.
They'll bring you nothing but pain.
Uncle, l have a dream
and so l exist.
Without it l am nothing.
Oye, Chamkile.
- Yeah?
Bowl to me. - Hand me the umbrella!
Oye, Veera, today l'm definitely
going to get you out!
Until now, no such
boy has been born ...
... who can get me out!
Come on, man!
Thanks, man!
Hey guys, l'm going to
catch up with you later. Yeah?
Right. Bye.
D.R.C. rules, man!
D.R.C. rules, man!
Hello!
Yup?
Alright ... yup.
l'll be there by the next flight.
Thank you.
Mom?
Mom, are you sure you won't come ...
... to lndia with me?
No, Rohan.
Your Dad doesn't want me ...
... it's you he needs.
You know that.
But Mom, my Dad ...
... is also related to you, right?
Anyway, don't worry.
He'll be fine.
l won't let anything happen to him.
Okay, now leave quickly ...
... or you'll miss the plane.
Love you, son.
Love you, mom.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to Amritsar
lnternational airport.
Thank you for flying Air lndia.
We wish you a
comfortable stay in Amritsar.
Kindly proceed towards belt
number 3 to collect your luggage.
Welcome home, Sir, welcome home!
Dad ... heart attack?
Hey, first give me a hug, man!
Dad, why did you lie to me and
say you've had a heart attack?
Lie ... me?
l've just come from
the hospital, child!
Dad, you're just too much!
This is not funny!
Hey, l'm your father; of
course it will be too much!
Come home, come.
- No, Dad ... l'm ...
... l'm catching the next
flight and going back because ...
... this is not right, Dad!
Hey buddy, you've come
after 10 years.
As it is your mother
doesn't let you come.
Now how will l let
you go like this, son?
Oye ... Come!
Come ...
Oh-ho ... oye, play, oye!
Hello.
Hey, Mom.
No, no, no Dad's fine.
Just another one of his silly jokes.
Yeah ... l'll tell
you when l get back.
l'll come back soon.
Love you.
Bye.
She still worries about me?
Come on, Dad.
Mom always remembers you ...
... but the fault was yours.
After your marriage, if she
wasn't happy living in lndia ...
... you would take her to England.
You promised her that, right?
But you broke your promise.
lt wasn't written on stamp paper!
This country is mine.
lts people are mine.
England's cold has turned
Yamini's heart cold too.
Dad, the way lndia is your country,
in that way ...
... England is Mom's country, right?
And ... you know that she
tried her best to adjust out here.
But what did you do?
You lied to her and
today you lied to me.
Right?
Hey ... hey!
What?
No, man!
ln your England, cars must
also be breaking down, right?
Dad.
l didn't say anything.
l'm fine.
Oh very good!
l'll stop this vehicle.
Hey, stop for a minute.
One minute, stop please.
Hello sir ... what happened?
Nothing sir. My car is sulking.
Dad ...
... this junk heap!
Hey! What did you call a junk heap?
Dad.
There's no way l'm going in ...
... this junk heap.
This looks like a marriage truck!
No sir, this is our Best
Friend Dance Company truck.
You English?
You from English?
Sorry? You're talking to me?
Hmmm ...
You from English?
Oh, you mean ... yeah, yeah ...
... l'm from England, yeah.
l lndian - from the Punjab.
By the way, l also know Hindi.
l know-ing English.
This sugary.
He ...
... black bhains-lo!
You mean ... buffa-lo, right?!
Yes, yes.
Me mean same!
You English - don't teach lndian!
Huh?
Hey listen, me ...
me not English ...
... me lndian!
You not lndian! You not live lndia!
Yeah, yeah ... l not live lndia.
But l love lndia!
Live there, love here!
No, no. This my lndia ...
Okay, Sir? Handle with care!
Hey, listen, Miss lndia!
Today lndians all over the world
making the lndia the proud ...
... so why are you
thinking the so small?
Very bad, Buffalo Girl!
Oye, donkey, you're the buffalo!
So is your whole family!
Myself, Veera Kaur!
Hey ... Veera Kaur!
One thing you tell me please ...
... you always like this,
this stupid-shupid or ...
... today some special occasion ...
... giving the competition
to the black bhains-lo?!
You think you very jokey?
Foreign lads - sharp
tongues and loose morals!
Sorry, come again?
Why l come? You come!
How many tonnes do you weigh,
for God's sake?
All the buffalo fodder, do
you eat it all yourself?
All your manners ...
... have you left them buried in
the Queen of England's crown? Huh?
lf my shoulder had
been dislocated, then?
So, for the rest of your life,
just like the Statue of Liberty ...
... you're going to
keep standing like that?
No! Going to dig you a
grave in the Taj Mahal!
Have you even heard of
the Taj Mahal? - No!
Or are you as clueless as
the buffalo?
Dad ... are we there yet?
Here, Mr. Chamkila.
Stop here, Sir, stop here.
Mr. Chamkila. - Yes, Sir?
l really enjoyed talking to you!
Me also, Sir.
Rohan, son, come ... we're home.
Thank you, Sir, thank you!
Hey, Buffalo Girl ...
... bye.
The name's Rohan, by the way.
Nice to meet you too!
Rude foreigner jerk!
Dad, since when have you
been playing these matches?
You've never spoken about them.
For many years.
l thought that the day l win ...
... the first person l'd give
the good news to would be you.
But ...
... it seems that now this
dream will never be fulfilled.
ls that why you've
called me here, Dad?
That's why you lied to me?
What do you want from me, Dad?
l want this dream of mine ...
... to be fulfilled by you.
You can't be serious, Dad!
ln England, every cricket
county wants me to play for them ...
... and you want me
to stay here with you?
Dad, like this ...
... leaving England, leaving Mom ...
... l can't live here.
lt's impossible!
- lmpossible, why?
Your cricket county season is over.
ln 15 years, for the first time,
l'm asking for 6 months from you.
l hope your mother ...
... can give your 6 months to me.
That Dad ... who for 15 years ...
... kept aside only 1 month
in each year for his son ...
... for him, doesn't 6
months seem like a lot, Dad?
Get your math right, Dad!
Yes, son.
What should l do?
A father's heart
doesn't know maths.
l had forgotten that ...
... in this father's share ...
... there's only a 30-day bonus.
And l had also forgotten that ...
... that in cricket, you
are now a very big player ...
... and your first coach ...
... very small.
lt's your mother's phone call.
Hi, Ma.
Ma, not one week ...
... l'll come back in 6 months.
Yes, Ma, l know what l'm doing,
yeah.
No, no it's not Dad.
This is my decision.
Don't worry, Ma.
l'll call you later, yeah?
Yeah, love you.
Bye.
Dad, your happiness ...
... your ways ...
... your life ...
... have always come before us.
And today too,
for us you come first.
Everything else comes after.
l'm ready, Dad.
l'll lead your team.
But the team will be mine ...
... and the terms will be mine.
Thank you.
Where's the team?
What happened?
lt's a simple question.
Where's the team?
We're right in front of you.
Can't you see?
Pukhraj, right?
This looks like a team to you?
l can only see some unfit players.
For me, there's no team here,
Pukhraj.
l've come here to make my own team.
A team in whose dictionary
the word defeat does not exist.
From among you whoever
is selected ... - Select?
Hey man, what is the
need for selection ...
... when the team is ready?
Oye, pretty boy!
Do you know who l am?
Delhi Ranji teams' fast bowler.
You'll do our selection?
lt's only because your Pop asked,
that we are wasting 6 months of ours.
The name is
Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh.
Forget selection.
lt's only because of him
that l'm tolerating you.
ln 6 months, the amount
that you will earn here ...
... you can't earn
that much in 6 years.
So don't give me that crap,
alright?
Coz l'm not Dad ...
... and don't ever forget that.
20 minutes ... everybody
warmed up on the field.
Let's go, guys.
Let's play some cricket.
Oye, front foot ... defence.
Children
- Holi, Diwali, ld ...
Which holiday is it today ...
... that all of you
didn't go to school?
Should we show her?
- What?
This Aman Cup is ours ...
... which our elders went and lost.
Aman Cup selection ...
tomorrow morning!
Veera, this is your chance!
This town's children - are not raw.
Understand this good and proper.
Have heard your challenge ...
... but even l am not useless.
Tomorrow at 9 'o' clock ...
... arrive early ...
... children, the old and the young.
O, Veera, wait, oye.
Oye, now Veera won't stop!
Some people's dreams
come true early ...
... and some people's late.
But everyone's dreams are fulfilled.
Sachin, Sir, l am on my way!
Uncle, quickly, open the gate.
l can't be late for the selection!
Hey girl, in there, it
isn't a Miss lndia ...
... it's a cricket
selection that's happening!
Girls cannot enter!
Why - where is itwritten ...
... that girls cannot enter?
l said it once,
didn't you understand?
Along with your small size did God
also give you less intelligence?
The day this town's girls
start playing cricket ...
... you boys will have to
put on bangles and sit at home!
Now will you leave ...
... or should l give you
a tight one?
Say it loudly, glory
to the Divine Mother.
Say it loudly, glory
to the Divine Mother.
Say with love, glory
to the Divine Mother.
Everyone say, glory
to the Divine Mother.
Say it loudly, glory
to the Divine Mother.
Say with love, glory
to the Divine Mother.
She, who you turn into
an idol and worship ...
... when she is human
you crush her.
Shame!
Oye, Veera..
Oh, Veera, child, why are you
wasting time on this A B C D?
Come here with me.
Oye, come here.
- Uncle, what are you doing, uncle?!
Come with me.
l want to show you something.
l don't want to see!
Take one look at least.
Oh, look!
This ruined Manji!
He's absolutely sozzled!
Forget dancing,
he can't even stagger!
And Chamkila is also missing.
So what should l do?
Oh-ho, a lot of the
public is waiting outside.
My sweet child, you
take his place on stage.
You already know all the
dance steps in the show!
No! l'm tired of
always being the 12th man.
l too have my self-respect.
l won't dance.
Where is your femme-fatale Shanno?
Get her to do it.
Oye, it's her you have
to dance with.
What?
- Yes!
lt's you who said - l'm the
batter and you're the runner.
O, you are my little doll.
My little bundle of trouble!
You won't turn down
your uncle's request.
Uncle!
O sweetie, come put it on.
Dead and gone. Totally destroyed
Dead and gone. Broken and torn
Dead and gone. Totally destroyed
Dead and gone. Broken and torn
Don't walk so close to me
Don't walk so close to me
He has big dreams, oh yes
Like a pressure-cooker
blowing steam, no less
He has big dreams, oh yes
Like a pressure-cooker
blowing steam, no less
He stands and whistles,
his lips in a pout
Blowing up money he
stole from his dad
Here we come
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Go on, make up your stories
Go on, make up all
the stories you want
Go on, make up your stories
You're going to find all
doors and windows shut
Don't walk so close to me
He mistakes even insults for praise
Their language is a disgrace
But when we're around,
they're all grace
Hey beautiful, how're you doing?
We don't say hello like foreigners
We look a man in the eye,
and ask what's up brother?
He really thinks the
world's at his feet
Without knowing
anything but his street
Here we come
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Hey, guys
Check this out
l went out to earn for a dozen years
l earned and brought
back this simpleton
l went out to earn for a dozen years
l earned and brought
back this simpleton
You don't understand Punjabi glory
You don't understand Punjabi honour
Do whatever it is that you decide
Even then you'll be my queen
Jump real high, do the bhangra
Shake your hips
Jump real high, do the bhangra
Shake your hips
He gets up and
washes his face with beer
Only prison can
reform him, that's clear
Well ma'am, take it or leave it
l'll gladly go to prison,
that's okay
You bring me corn bread
and green curry everyday
He looks such an ass,
but he's not bad at all
His heart is connected
to his stomach, that's all
Here we come
Let me show you!
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
He has big dreams, oh yes
Like a pressure-cooker
blowing steam, no less
He stands and whistles,
his lips in a pout
Blowing up money he stole
from his dad
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Here we come, the lions of Punjab
With our bhangra,
beds, beer and bird-meat
Thank you! Wow!
Between me and a cricketer ...
... this is the only difference!
You're a girl and you
want to play with us.
lf you want to play ...
play in some girls' team.
ln there, it isn't a Miss lndia ...
... it's a cricket
selection that's happening!
The day this town's girls
start playing cricket ...
... you boys will have to
put on bangles and sit at home!
Now will you go ...
... or should l give you
a tight one?
Now, it's my game ...
... and your face!
Yes, Sir?
- Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Right and left hand batsman!
Uh, cricket selection is
going on in there, right ...
... and not for some Miss lndia?
No, Sir, go straight in.
Very good.
- You'll find all the boys there.
Thank you, Sir.
There is only one God.
His name is the Truth.
He is the Creator.
He is without fear.
He is without hatred.
He never dies.
He is beyond births and deaths.
He is self-illuminated.
He is realised through
the grace of the True Guru.
Hey! This is my spot!
Go back!
Shame, shame, shame, shame!
Oye, four-eyes! You
shouldn't be so stingy!
Half the nation is sharing poverty ...
... and you can't share your space.
Go on, look there.
Hey, little boy. This
isn't a child's toy.
lf your hands quake
the wickets go flying!
The wicket flew!
Hey! The wicket flew!
What did l say?
The wicket flew!
Hey, the wicket flew!
There, there, there!
Oye. What happened?
What is that foreign boy
doing here?
Oh, he's the team's new captain.
l've heard that in
batting he's a Sachin ...
... and in bowling a Kapil Dev!
Veera, you're finished!
He's going to march you
out of here without ceremony!
Mr. Shyam Kumar, you're out.
Next player please.
Hey you, Shyam Kumar!
Are you an
advertisement for Fevicol glue ...
... that you're
standing stuck to the pitch?
Come on, move to the side ...
... and see what batting
really means!
Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Right and left hand batsman.
Which hand should l bat with?
Get out of my ground!
Why?
l haven't had my batting chance yet!
And you won't either.
Cricket's first rule is that no
player makes fun of another player.
Get it?
Out!
Until now, the boy
hasn't been born ...
... who can get me out.
lf you have the guts
bring on your fastest bowler.
l swear on Sachin, Sir ...
... l'll hit 6 sixes in 6 balls!
Yes!
Learn to respect cricket ...
... and learn to
respect other players.
lf they can get out ...
... you can get out too.
Now get out please!
Sorry, Sir!
Forgive me, Sir!
One ... give me one more chance.
No.
Sir ... Sir, all the
players are getting 3 chances.
Give me one. Give me just one.
You don't get another
chance once you're out!
Sir, by God l swear!
To save this town's pride ...
... you won't find a
better player than me.
How good a player you are ...
that l've already seen.
ln cricket, it's not the player ...
... but his bat that speaks.
Sir, in this game the batsman is
given the benefit of the doubt.
You won't give it to me?
My whole life ...
... l have waited
for this one chance.
lf today you get me run out ...
... this bat will never be
able to score runs ever again.
Please Sir, please Sir!
Wait, Rohan.
He's the only player who
doesn't want to play for himself ...
... but wants to play
for the sake of his town.
l think he should be
given another chance.
Alright, Veer.
You get another chance.
There is only one God.
His name is the Truth.
He's selected.
Really?
Oye, my run-machine!
Where were you till now, man?
Welcome to the team, buddy!
Oye, where were you till now?
What's your name?
Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Your team's opening batsman!
Oye, opening batsman ...
congratulations man!
What amazing things you do!
What a shot you played!
Uncle?
- Yes?
Make Madhuri's sweet
smile a little bigger, no?
Why not?
There are 32 teeth inside her mouth,
should l make them 64?
Who are you?
Sir, l'm Jagjit Singh.
Jagjit? Oh! The one
who sings ghazals on TV?
Same!
- No Sir, no Sir, no Sir!
Sir, the one who
connects the wires to the TV.
l'm a clerk in the
electricity department.
So what?
Sir.
l'm feeling shy ...
Oh, Sir ... me and Veera
ma'am are getting married!
What?
- When?
Today.
Today?
- Huh?
When did the two of you meet?
Just this morning.
l was hanging off the pole ...
... and she was below.
She said ...
... Jaggi, Sir ...
... l have a complaint
against your government.
Wires have been strung
across the village ...
... but someone
forgot to connect them.
The current is flowing ...
... but it's a cross-connection, Sir!
Where's Veera?
She's gone to prepare
for the wedding.
She said that if
you'd like to come ...
... that's fine ...
... otherwise give Rs 5,000.
Consider it a wedding gift.
Wait, you scoundrel!
You're ruining my daughter!
Come here, you scoundrel!
l won't let you get away with this!
Oye, stop!
Uncle, l'm Veera!
Uncle, l'm Veera! Uncle!
Uncle, it's Veera!
- Veera?
Not Veera. Veer Pratap Singh.
lndian Tigers' opening batsman!
Hmmmm!
When were you selected? Huh?
Your Shanno is not
the only good actress.
Even a joke has its limits, Veera!
Take off this beard
and moustache! Go!
Uncle, this is no joke.
Now this beard and
moustache will not come off!
Today your Veera, with her
small eyes, has seen big dreams.
Now no one can stop me!
Hi, sexy!
Oh, Soniya!
- Hi!
What's going on?
All of London has
come to the Punjab ...
... and l don't get to know.
l thought ...
... such a famous
cricketer has come to lndia ...
... so the very first autograph ...
... l should be the one to get it.
Sonia Saluja.
Miss Chandigarh 2008.
l should be asking you
for that autograph, right?
So tell me, how come you're here?
ln London you bought me so well ...
... so Soniya thought ...
... now it's her turn to
return the hospitality.
Not bought. l think
you mean looked after!
Wow, Rohan ...
... your Hindi is very good!
Vicky uncle!
Uncle, it's me Soniya.
Soniya?
From Chandigarh.
Come on uncle, your
friend Baldev's daughter.
Oye, you're Ballu's daughter?
What happened to you?
You used to tie
ribbons in your hair ...
... and wear only salwar-kameez!
Oh, uncle, that's an old story!
For the past year
l've been in London.
Don't you remember?
Uh, Dad ...
... Soniya came on a
modelling assignment to London.
That's where we became friends.
Oh ... looks like
a close friendship.
Lipstick ...
Uh ... showed her the house?
No, Dad.
- Hey, then show it to her!
Ya, sure ... come.
- Sure.
What's so special about London?
First my wife, then
my son and now her ...
... it didn't spare anyone!
May it go to hell, this London!
The onus now rests with
the batsmen of lndia ...
... to win this crucial match.
And as you can see ...
... you can see ...
... Veer Pratap Singh ...
... lndia's brilliant
and courageous opener ...
... is now making his
way towards the crease.
Can he do it?
Can the master ..?
Will he be able to
save lndia's honour?
How brilliant and
technically correct his stance is!
He personifies self-belief!
And that's a 4!
And a 6!
Another 6!
Veer Pratap Singh
completes his century!
What a brilliant batting display!
Once again Veer Pratap Singh
has proved beyond doubt ...
... that he is the
number 1 batsman in the world!
Are you done?
Shall we begin?
Move it! Move it!
One, two, three, four
lt's not about winning or losing
What you doing l liking
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't be getting late
Going to be getting exciting
One, two, three, four
lt's not about winning or losing
What you doing l liking
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't be getting late
Going to be getting exciting
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the slimmest of
the lot
Hey Pukhraj, move ...
... hey Balbir, move man!
l'm very hungry!
While becoming Sachin,
l turned into P.T. Usha!
Sweets!!
There's some difference
between a player and an animal.
You won't eat that much
in one day ...
... but over 10 days!
l'm so hungry!
And after today, if you ever
break this queue again ...
... l will forget ...
... your name is in
the batting line-up.
Get it?
Excuse me, please.
Mmmm ... nice.
Mmmm ... nice!
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Drink milk and watch
your muscles grow
Forget the back-biting
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Forget the obscene words
lt's a battle with your own self
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the
slimmest of the lot
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the
slimmest of the lot
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the slimmest of
the lot
Check this out
Check this out
Scream and shout
Sixteen, seventeen
Take in all that protein
Watch that diet
Eighteen, nineteen
Be fit and lean and mean
lt's an open invite
Give the gym a shot
You need a special invitation?
l was stretching, Sir, l ... l ...
O, Veer ... where?
Alright!
Now ... sit down.
Tomorrow morning ... 7 'o' clock ...
... everybody.....padded up,
on the field.
No excuses.
Hey, Khosla, shut your nest!
Oh, what is it, man?
Hello!
Oh, piece of my heart!
You said hello ...
... like you're waiting for a phone
call from some very special lady!
Aah ....so it's you.
You don't seem very
happy living in Lahore!
Hey, let's forget me, friend.
What did you think?
You'd call your son back
from London and win the game?
Why, boss ...
... in Amritsar, have stars suddenly
become visible during the day?
Buddy, when one's son
comes home after many years ...
... what then is day
and what is night?
The sun at night and
the moon in the day ...
... both seem exactly the same!
Never mind, never mind my friend.
Your child arrived and
you forgot your buddy!
Boss ... Baisakhi - the harvest
festival is almost here.
Are you going to invite me ...
... or should l arrive uninvited,
as always?
Even if l say no ...
... is that going to stop you?
Come then!
Now Rohan has grown taller than you!
Play on, drummer!
Come on, Dad!
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
The disco crowd had better give way
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
Come on, go for it
Come on, go for it
Come on, go for it my friend
You're the apple of my eye
As the crops dance, and
the good times roll on
l'll rob the heavens if you want
Come on, go for it
Come on, go for it
Play on, drummer!
Watch the wannabe
foreigners try the bhangra
ln their foreign jeans,
and their feet frozen
With their borrowed
English and false snobbery
These disco lovers, what
do they know of our dance?
Languages can't stop us,
nor can dialects
We're the champions of the heart
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
Watch the girls move,
like spinning tops
With their hearts
shut and minds closed
All dressed up and nowhere to go
Hoping to find a
partner in the bhangra
His leg points to London,
his hand to Delhi
And he hopes to be
my dancing partner
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
And ... 1 , 2, 3 ... lift!
Come on man, Veer.
What the hell are you doing, man?
Just lift me up.
Up!
Sir, l not body builder.
l ... world class batsman, Sir!
World class, my foot!
ln my dictionary, only 3
things are world class.
Bradman's batting ...
... the Beatles' music ...
... and Mom's cooking.
And you, my dear ...
....are none of those three!
Let's go! Go!
Oh! Sir!
Hi, Rohan!
Alright guys. Come on everybody.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Veer, get to the boundary.
Concentrate ...
concentrate ... everybody ...
Move it ... move it ...
Veer ... that's it!
Yes ... a little to
the right, to the right.
Where? Where?
Move a little to the left.
Hey, you ...
... move out of the way!
You're ruining my view.
- Huh?
Move further back.
Left ... or right?
Oye, butterfly ... tell me! - Move!
Eh!
Who are you asking to move?
Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Right and left hand batsman!
Talking without thinking!
Come on, Rohan!
Hit a sixer!
Veer, catch it!
lt's a sixer!
Excuse me!
How dare you?
How dare you touch me?
- Oye!
Half-boned, naked witch!
l don't have any desire
to touch you!
You just shut up!
Why l shut up? You shut up?
What happened, Soniya?
What happened?
Ask that scoundrel of
yours what happened!
He abused me ...
... pushed me ...
... and you know what?
He purposely fell on top of me!
He touched me here and
there and everywhere!
l have never been
this insulted before!
Never!
Veer!
Veer ...
Veer!
Veer!
Veer!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
What are you doing here?
Uh ... Veer ... Veer ...
l ... l'm ...
... l'm Veer's sister!
Veer is my brother.
Brother ... what brother?
What is your meaning?
l'm not that kind of girl!
Veer myself real brother.
Today morning, without having
his breakfast he left the house.
So l brought flatbread for him.
But on the way l slipped in mud.
So l decided ...
... to come here and
wash off the stains.
But how did l know ...
... that not only my clothes ...
... but my honour
would also get stained!
Oh shut up, please!
Why should l, you,..!
What are you looking at?
Jesus! What is wrong
with this stupid ..?
Those pink lips will
not turn black ...
... if a sorry escapes from them!
Sorry, my foot!
This is a men's locker room,
alright.
Girls and guests - not allowed!
l don't have to say sorry.
You should be saying it to me!
You steal an
innocent girl's honour ...
... and then you shout at her!
Hah! lnnocent and you?
Listen, don't ...
... don't give me all this
uneducated crap alright!
l ....l didn't even touch you!
This is lndia.
Do you even know what an
lndian girl's honour is?
What do you want me to do?
Get married to you?
Should l marry you?
Were a 150 years too little ...
... that l should be
enslaved again to the English?
My life has not yet
become so unbearable ...
... that l would marry you!
lf you are so
concerned about your honour ...
... what are you
doing here in this state?
No lndian girl stands
around arguing in a towel.
So stop this drama
about being an lndian!
Get out of my dressing room!
Veer! Where the hell are you, man?
Oye, has anyone seen my gloves?
Look there, they're over there.
Bye, Sir.
Bye, bye, Sir.
Hey Veer, listen.
Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!
Sorry sir!
Myself sorry sir!
l didn't fall on
Soniya ma'am on purpose.
Forget it, buddy.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Chill ... just ...
- Huh?
You didn't tell me you
have a sister, buddy?
Huh?
What's there to make a noise about?
Someone or other has a
brother or a sister!
But when did you meet Veera?
You sit for a second.
Come, come! Oh sit, sit.
Come sit, sit. Sit down.
Sit, sit.
And please, don't blow like
the whistle on a pressure cooker.
Oh buddy, even l made
a mistake, actually.
l wentto the dressing
room to look for you and ...
And?
What?!
What are you saying?!
You don't know Veera!
She's a very
touch-me-not type of girl.
ln last year's election, she
wasn't allowed to vote ...
... immediately, she sat
dangling her feet off the well.
The Chief Minister had
to come in person ...
... to ask for her vote.
That too, at the well!
So?
So? l mean ... what?
What're you trying to say?
So ...
... the moment she takes
something to heart ...
... she gets stuck
like Fevicol glue!
And today, you've
insulted her royally!
Hopefully she hasn't
already jumped into the well!
Are you happy now?!
Hey dude, Veer, yo, hey!
Listen, listen, listen!
l'll come along with you.
Where?
- To apologise to your sister!
Oh no, Sir.
No, no, no need.
Uh ... l ... l managing.
What is that you say in English?
Take-care-ing. Take-care-ing!
- Shut up.
Just, just, just shhh.
What'll ittake to put a
silencer over your mouth?
You know you and your
sister are absolutely crazy!
Useless!
But today the fault was mine.
Buddy, l ... l think
l said a bit too much.
l crossed the limit.
You know what l'm saying?
l should be the one to
say sorry ... right?
Not right, Sir!
Very, very wrong, Sir!
Do you want to play the match?
Yes, Sir!
Follow me.
So, you live in this
performance theatre?
Yes ... why?
No, nice! Cool!
Different!
Sir?
- Ya?
Sir, you go.
ln this huge crowd ...
... where will we look for Veera?
Why? Are we searching
for the Kohinoor diamond?
We're looking out for your sister.
She must be around somewhere.
Only if a sister exists,
can she be found!
What?
Uh ... oh, me mean ...
Sister?
Sweet sister?
Where are you?
Are you looking for your sister ...
... or for a dog?
You are the daughter of
Chuchak and Malki, Heer!
And l, a young man
from Takht Hazara!
Be it the waters of
the River Chenab ...
... or some worshipper or saint ...
l am your Ranjha.
So they can all go to hell ...
... your uncles as
well as your nephew!
Oye, found her?
Yes, l found her! Found her!
Oye, l've found sister Veera!
Oye, l've found sister Veera!
Where is she? Where is she?
Oh, look there.
Veera ... a diamond in a veil!
Now you go.
This is a village performance.
lt will go on all night! All night!
Serious?
Veera sister!
She looks good.
Heer ... don't go!
Oye! l say, Heer!
Oh! She's going off-stage buddy!
- What?
Dude, dude, dude! Go, go, go, go!
Move, man!
Oye, you can't just enter like this!
Take 2!
Excuse me. Hi.
Where will l find Veera?
Brother, she must be here somewhere.
Look in the back.
Thanks.
Sorry.
You?!
Who let you come in here?
Mister, this is the Best
Friend Theater Company!
Dogs allowed ... but you ...
... you're not allowed!
Look, l've only come here to
say sorry to you, alright.
Umm ... what did you say?
l couldn't hear!
Listen, Buffalo Girl ...
Until now, l've never said
sorry to any girl, alright!
You're the first girl.
And that too, the kind of girl ...
... who is pretending
to be lndian! Right?
Foreign boy, this is lndia.
Here, you can't
break someone's heart ...
... then use Sellotape to fix it!
Alright.
Cool.
l too am the son of
a Punjabi father!
l've come to say sorry ...
... so l will say
sorry before l leave!
On your Best Friend stage ...
... in your performance style!
Don't play this tune, Ranjha!
Don't play it!
You've already robbed me
of my sleep at night ...
... and now you want to
steal my daytime peace? What?!
Oye, Ranjha one ...
and Heer's two?
Oh, Ranjha.
Think and understand
what Heer is saying ...
... and play your tune!
How did Hollywood
turn into Bollywood?
Huh? How did it?
What tune will this
Ranjha play?! Applause!
Oye buddy, you go play it, go!
Ranjha!
ln big, big countries
such small, small things ...
... keep happening, Senorita!
Sorry pal!
Oh, Heer! Speak your dialogue!
What is this senorita-senorita?
Oye, Heer!
Oye ,donkey!
lt was your command ...
... that l did not heed.
l am guilty ...
... l didn't fulfil your wish.
Any sentence you pass ...
... will be accepted by me.
This difficulty of mine ...
... only then will it vanish.
Why did you hit me
with a sling-shot?
lt is bad manners.
The next time,
before you hit a girl ...
... think twice.
Who has the time to
think of someone else?
l can only be this
audacious with you!
Why?
What am l to you?
O, Heer, now forgive your Ranjha!
Thank you, buddy!
Silence!
lt happens, it
happens ... foreign boy!
ln friendship, there's
no sorry, no thank you!
Continue guys.
First slip in.
What's up? Veera hasn't
brought flatbread today?
No, Sir ...
... she won't come today.
Okay ...
... did she say anything about me?
No ...
... why would she
say anything about you?
No, just like that. Fine.
Say hi to her from me.
- Hi?
Oye, Khosla.
Oh-ho!
Shane Warne has also never
bowled a googly like that!
Sachin, Sir, l'm
getting hit-wicket ... help!
Left shoulder on the off-side ...
... head over the ball, yeah?
What is it?
Sir, now the practice can't continue.
Why? Are you taking
an early retirement?
Lord Rama, your River
Ganges has turned muddy!
Look over there!
Oh God, Soniya man!
Oh God, Soniya man!
Sir ...
... Soniya ma'am is so sexy, no?
Yours and her pairing ...
... will be hotter
than Shahrukh and Kajol.
Right?
Yes, but she won't make hot, hot,
flatbread filled with potato, no?
Sir, you are taking the wrong lane.
ln any case, with fried flatbread ...
... the lanes of the
heart develop a traffic jam!
What do they call it?
Cal ... co-las-traul?
But she won't hurl big,
fat, heavy duty ...
... Punjabi abuses either, no?
She will, Sir, she will.
Should l go and ask her?
- Oye, oye, oye!
Stay right here. Understood?
You?!
Soniya ma'am, myself very,
very sorry.
lt's okay.
Soniya ma'am ...
... this milk and cream are
meant to go into the stomach.
So why are you rubbing it
on yourself?
This isn't milk!
lt's sun-tan cream.
Cold-cream me knowing.
What is this sun-tan cream?
Anyway, whatever it is.
You do know how to
make flatbread? Yes?
Flatbread?
No. Why?
So learn fast, fast.
Or else, you'll be left
applying this petrol rubbish ...
... while Rohan sir will
get on his motorcycle ...
... asking someone
else to sit behind him ...
... and he'll go, went, gone!
Holy cow!
So what should l do?
Hmmm.
Stop putting this cream-shreem.
True beauty comes from the heart.
Not from some cream.
Not Miss Universe ...
... become Miss lndia.
Be a little more traditional.
Oh!
- Oh!
Rohan!
Rohan!
Hey, Soniya.
Today, Soniya will show
you Punjab in her own style.
Yeah.
Rohan, son, if you search a
population of 1 billion ...
... even then, you won't
find a tourist guide like her.
So, Soniya, looking at you,
l'm thinking ...
... that l too, should go
along with you to see Punjab.
What do you say? Good, good, good!
l like it, l like it!
l'm sure you also like it!
Look Rohan,
all these are my fields.
Aren't they beautiful,
just like l am?
What fields are these?
Uh ... l told you,
these are my fields!
No, Rohan is asking ...
... which crop has been
planted in these fields?
Crop ...
l think ... uh ...
Looks like the decision on the
type of crop is still pending!
Very funny!
Oh, oh Sir! Greetings!
Greetings!
Greetings, child.
Hey, Buffalo Girl!
What are these people doing?
Silly old-fashioned women!
They're worshipping their husbands!
They need any excuse ...
... to turn their husbands into God.
Sometimes, for their long life ...
... and sometimes
for one more son ...
... their prayers never end!
Seriously!
Today, when these farmers
sow the first wheat plant ...
... their wives, without
eating or drinking anything ...
... will bring it to
life with their prayers.
So tomorrow, when the
tendrils burst out ...
... and the crop sprouts ...
... not one mouth in
this country goes hungry!
Soniya ma'am, it's not their own ...
... but your long life
they're thinking of!
The day these wo-man stop praying ...
... that day, the fair skin of
wo-man like you will turn blue!
Oye, now she'll start.
Three cheers, child!
Today you've put these
English in their place!
l feel that you ...
... could impart the importance
of the smell of this earth ...
... to my son.
Just do something
that ensures that he ...
... never goes away,
leaving this smell or me!
Me!
How will l do that, Sir?
l'll give you whatever you
ask for. Just don't say no.
lt's just that ...
... after seeing the
same dream for ages ...
... today l feel
like seeing a new dream.
And l'm afraid that before
this dream can come true ...
... my eyes will open!
Sir, my brother Veer will
fulfill one dream of yours.
And as for this other dream ...
... Veera can manage
it with her left hand!
Now you see, Veera guide's magic!
Hey, she's started up!
Shut the cover, Veera!
Oye, shut it!
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
The more you try to get away
The closer it gets
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
We stay in each others' hearts
We don't care for buildings
Once we call you friend
lt's forever
We stay in each others' hearts
We don't care for buildings
Once we call you friend
lt's forever
lt can make different paths converge
lt can mend broken hearts
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
The more you try to get away
The closer it gets
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
We embrace every
heart with all our heart
We call everybody a friend,
whether they're strangers or our own
We embrace every
heart with all our heart
We call everybody a friend,
whether they're strangers or our own
They're relationships made by god
No matter how detached you try to be
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
My land is like a lovely embrace
My dear
My land is like a lovely embrace
The more you try to get away
The closer it gets
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Hey Dad.
- Oh wow! How good my son is looking!
Good evening, Sir.
- Good evening.
Jealous?
Why should l be jealous?
You tell him!
A father can never
be jealous of his son.
Exactly!
Right! Uh ... she's the culprit,
by the way!
Okay, okay.
You go and park the cycle.
l have something
important to discuss with her.
Why?
- Hey, go man, go!
Okay, bye!
Okay, bye!
He's looking so happy!
Child, take this.
Sir, l didn't do all this for money!
l know, child.
But you have
fulfilled a father's dream.
Treat it as a blessing.
When the dream comes true ...
... l'll take it myself!
- Hey!
l'll leave now.
A long life to you, child.
Soniya ma'am, what can l do?
Veera has gone out of control!
But she's your sister, right?
Can't you make her understand?
The Frontier Mail that
leaves from Pathankot ...
... doesn't pass
through our village ...
... for fear of Veera!
And you want me to
make her understand?
Me, l gave you the wrong advice.
You stop running a
marathon behind Rohan, Sir ...
... and find
yourself a Mr. Chandigarh.
Okay, ma'am? - Veer ..!
Rohan sir is calling
you to the canteen!
l'm coming, l'm coming!
Soniya ma'am, l'll go now.
You're familiar with
Rohan sir's mood, right?
Sir!
lf that Khosla ...
... has made any
complaint about me ...
... then l'm telling you upfront ...
... that he insulted me first.
l didn't say anything to him, Sir!
Oh shut up, Veer. Shut up, man!
l didn't call you
here to scold you ...
... or to discuss work, man.
This is personal, buddy!
Personal!
Yeah, dude!
Buddy, l ...
l want to talk to you ...
... about something
very important to me.
You know, man to man.
Man to man!
Yeah, dude!
Okay, what do you think?
What kind of chap am l?
Am l, am l like a, like a nice guy?
And please, be honest, no stress.
What am l like? What do you feel?
Say something, buddy!
l mean, dude just,
please just go for it!
You're a grouch.
You yell a lot.
You're always in an
'angry-young-man' style.
You're also a little arrogant ...
... but you are good at heart.
Good at heart! That's good, right?
That's great.
And ... and what about
my looks, man?
Am l, l mean, a
reasonably good-looking kinda guy?
No stress, no pressure.
Tell me the truth!
l'll tell you
nothing but the truth, Sir!
Your height's a little short ...
... hair is a bit too long ...
... colour is a little dark ...
... but all in all
you're quite tiptop, Sir!
Tiptop!
That's great, right?
That's,...,that's really good!
Uh,...,so Veer, can
this good-hearted ...
... tiptop chap ...
... take your sister Veera ...
... on a date?
Date?
Yeah, man! Date.
You must know what a date is?
When a boy takes a
girl out with him alone.
Yeah ....actually, l know
in Hindi it sounds weird.
Uh ....buddy, in some ways,
l'm a little too Hindustani ...
... so without your permission ...
... l don't want to
take Veera out alone.
Do you have any objection?
Any objection?
Oye, thank you buddy!! Thank you!
Thanks, buddy!
Listen,...,this ...
... give this to Veera for me.
Thanks, buddy!
And listen ...
... buddy, if for any reason
this letter doesn't reach Veera ...
... and she doesn't
come on this date ...
... then from tomorrow, you
don't come back here either.
Okay?
- Huh?
Thank you.
Dear Buffalo Girl.
Greetings.
Thank you for showing me 'my land
that's like a sweet embrace'.
Stealing my heart
and changing my visage.
Tonight l am waiting under
the shade of the stars ...
... in Suri's cafe
in Veera's village.
Don't break my heart.
Please come and meet me.
l promise you we will just chill.
Just chill.
Oye, Veera!
- Hmmm?
You've done wonders!
You're looking
exactly like Katrina Kaif!
Today, foreign boy
will be clean and bowled!
Oye, oye!
Oye maybe, maybe l'll be
the one to get hit-wicket!
Oye, the richer the people,
the tinier the clothes!
Oye, come on Veera ...
... all the best!
Welcome, madam Veera ...
... today looking
absolutely hotshot.
Made in England.
Mention not, Sir ...
... l wanting you to see that ...
... our lndia also very modern.
And whenever your heart desires ...
... can change in a flash and
become your 'Made in England'.
But lndia is lndia ...
... and Veera is Veera.
Both special ...
... both different from the rest ...
... both one and only.
Both don't need to change
for anyone.
To understand them both ...
... to love them both ...
... the others must change.
Right! You couldn't
tell me this earlier.
Needlessly, 3 hours of
effort were wasted ...
... in selecting this witch's dress.
The more you try to get away
The closer it gets
lt steals your heart away
Because in this land,
love is the only god
Because in this land,
love is the only god
ln cold, cold pudding ...
... dunk hot, hot sweets ...
... and then eat!
And then wow..!!
Wow..!!
You know, Veera ...
...you've made my life very jokey.
Jokey?
- Yup.
From my childhood till now
l was leading my life in confusion.
Grew up in London with
my English friends ...
... so l tried to be English too.
When l stayed with Mom ...
... l missed my Dad.
When l visited Dad ...
l missed my Mom.
My whole life ...
l was never completely happy.
But after meeting you ...
... l realised that ...
... life is not meant to
be lived so seriously ...
... nor with so much confusion.
Life is meant to be
lived the way Veera lives it.
Laughing, playing, dancing.
On the tip of one's toes!
And after coming to my 'land that's
like a sweet embrace', l found out ...
... that even if l go
really far away from lndia ...
... lndia is never far from me.
So then ...
... move over disco-goers ...
... now we're playing
a country beat!
Because whatever happens ...
... l am my Punjabi
father's Punjabi son ...
... who may befriend a
lot of English girls ...
... but his girlfriend ...
... will be a Punjabi girl
like Veera.
What?
Yes, you.
l've fallen in love
with you, Buffalo-girl.
Because you make my life
very jokey.
Oye, Veera!
- Chamkila!
Oye!
Veera!
Tomorrow morning, when you get
late in leaving for Lahore ...
... then you'll blame-shame Veera!
Yes, but ...
... at least tell me, yes or no?
You return after winning
the match tomorrow ...
... and then see ...
... the style in
which Veera says yes!
Oh yeah!
l think l'm going to die!
Oye, boy! Oye!
Wow, wow, wow!
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on?
Hey, you've come
all dressed up. Why?
Happy to be losing?
Rohan, ask him ...
... when the fair
women of Lahore ...
... place the crown of
victory on my head ...
... will his pace-maker jump
out of his thumping heart?
You people solve your
problems on your own.
We have a match to win.
Why, Ansari l'm right, aren't l?
Rohan, Sir ...
... to win a match ...
... we have to check with you ...
... we're not in such
a pathetic state yet!
But after losing 9 matches ...
... one's faith in
winning does tend to lessen!
Why ... l'm right, aren't l?
You'll receive the answer to
that on the pitch, Ansari.
Shall we, Dad?
Come, come, let's go.
l, Shonali Nagrani,
welcome you all from Lahore.
This historic match will begin in
the evening, on the 14th of August ...
... but it will end in
the lap of 15th August!
lt's a day and night match, guys.
Yes, Aman Cup's first day-nighter!
And guys, please excuse my Urdu.
What can l do? The
environment here is like that!
That was a funny joke, right?
Oye, buddy! Build your strength,
build your strength.
You're going to lose
just like before.
Hey, we won't lose that easily!
Sister-in-law!
Good day to you, brother.
Good day, good day, good day!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
- Thank you.
Please take a seat.
Yes.
Sister-in-law! l'll fetch
some saffron tea for you.
Okay. Thank you.
Buddy!
Hi.
- Hi.
Sit.
You've become very weak.
lt looks like you don't
take care of your health.
How many things can
l pay attention to?
But you're looking nice.
No.
l've put on weight.
Yamini.
l know that you have
come here for your son ...
... but my heart wants to believe
that, maybe, you've come for me.
That has always been your problem.
You ...
... only want to believe
what your heart tells you.
Anyway, don't worry.
Don't worry about me.
This was the only
right l had remaining ...
... worrying about you.
lf you retire that too ...
... then these bones will rust.
l have never retired you.
The captain of the
lndian Tigers, Rohan Singh ...
... is leading his team on to the
field. - Come on boys! Let's go!
Buck up! Let's go!
Today's Aman Cup match will ...
... once again, be a very
entertaining competition.
You can see the
enthusiasm of the spectators.
The spirit of the lndian
Tigers' captain is unbreakable.
Standing at the starting
point of his run-up ... Rohan ...
... to bowl his first ball.
Here he comes running.
Quite a long run-up.
Right arm, over the wicket.
Oh wow! Pakistan
Champs - zero for one!
Captain of the Pakistani Champs,
Ali Ansari ...
... is walking towards the crease.
His belief in himself
is at a peak ...
... because for the last few years,
the Pakistani Champs ...
... have been winning the Aman Cup.
Jeetu, catch it!
Oye, wow, wow!
So after 4 overs, the
Pakistani Champs' score is ...
...1 7 runs with 1 wicket lost.
And Jeetu has dived and
taken a splendid catch.
Pakistani Champs have
lost another wicket.
No, no, no!
Howzzat?!
Rohan's next delivery.
The batsman has been deceived ...
... and there's an
appeal for leg-before-wicket.
The umpire has raised his finger ...
... and lndian
Tigers get another wicket!
Seeing the performance
of the lndian Tigers ...
... the spirit of their
supporters must have lifted.
Guys, guys, guys!
Listen up, listen up, listen up!
10 overs to go.
We're going really well.
We have to get them
out under 100! Alright?
Okay? Let's go!
Alright! Alright! Let's go!
At the half-way mark, the
score of the Pakistani Champs ...
... stands at 46 runs
for the loss of 5 wickets.
Oye, get off! Oye!
Oye, 10-10 of those louts
have climbed on top of Veera.
Hey, road-rollers, get off her!
Someone lift me up!
Alright boys! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's do this! Let's finish this!
Come on, come on.
Balbir!
Balbir, left. Go to the right.
Veer! Veer!
Ball.
You did great, Veer Pratap Singh!
Sir, coming!
Sir, ball.
What happened, Sir?
Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Right and left hand batsman.
Which hand should l bat with?
l'm Veer's sister!
Veer is my brother!
Ball?
Give me the ball!
Why isn't anyone
handing me the ball, man?
No ball!
- And that's a no-ball.
Rohan's left foot was
way outside the crease ...
... and the Pakistani
Champs get an extra run.
Captain Rohan's next ball.
Beautiful shot by Ali Ansari!
The ball has gone past
the fielder for 4 runs!
Where's the ball?
Another 4 runs!
lt seems like Ali Ansari
has suddenly woken up ...
... and taken a firm decision ...
... that he will not
lose to the lndian Tigers!
He's lofted it ...
... and the
Pakistani Champs get 6 runs.
Mid-off! Move to mid-off ... now!
Catch it! - This time, Ali
Ansari has pulled the ball ...
... and there could be
a chance for a catch.
Balbir has leapt up
to take the catch ...
... but the ball has
gone past for 4 runs.
And with that, Ali Ansari
has completed a century.
Last ball of the innings ...
... straight towards
Veer Pratap Singh.
Will he be able to catch the ball..?
But no ... the ball
grazed past his fingers ...
... and fell outside
the boundary line.
Another 6 runs for
the Pakistani Champs.
Fielding by the lndian
Tigers has been very weak.
He should have taken that catch ...
... but Veer Pratap
Singh failed to do so.
So at the end, after 20 overs,
the score stands at ...
... 213 runs for the
loss of 6 wickets.
lt seems that in the last 10
overs the lndian Tigers ...
... have gifted the match
to the Pakistani Champs!
The team that was
struggling to make 100 runs ...
... has managed to set a
difficult target of 214 runs!
The same old story.
Extremely disappointing!
Rohan ...
Didn't l make myself clear?
This is the men's dressing room.
Girls not allowed!
Give me a chance to explain.
- Shut up!
Just ... shut ... up!
l couldn't even imagine that
you are such a good actress ...
... or should l say actor?
You shouldn't be in your
village theatre company ...
... you should be acting in a film.
There, at least, you won't have to put
on a show about being an lndian girl!
You really are a world class batsman!
You can do just
about anything for runs!
But you forgot ...
... that it wasn't some pitch ...
... but my heart
that you stamped upon!
Rohan, l didn't know ...
l didn't ...
- Why?
Why did you do this to me? Why?
The dream ... yours.
Fake love ... yours.
So why am l hurting?
Why?
You don't have an answer, right?
Now in this team, not 1 1 ...
... but 10 players will play Dad.
Khosla, pad up. You'll open with me.
Why? Where's Veer?
Why?
Can't anything happen
around here without Veer?
Veer won't play!
Rohan buddy, it's a huge score.
We are depending on your and
Veer's opening partnership!
Who's the captain?
Who's the captain?
You or me?
Whoever has any problems in
this team can leave right now.
l don't need anybody!
Do you understand?
To win, the lndian Tigers
will have to make 214 runs.
The required run rate
is 10.7 runs per over.
The captain of the
lndian Tigers, Rohan Singh ...
... is taking his guard
to start the innings ...
... and the ball will be bowled by ...
... the captain of the
Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari.
First ball.
Outside the off-stump ...
... and Rohan has driven
it beautifully for 4 runs.
Come on lndian Tigers ... come on.
Oye, oye Chamkila!
- Yes!
Where's Veera?
She's the one who opens the batting.
Oye, where is she?
And this time he's bowled
a yorker to the batsman ...
... who couldn't even play the ball.
Another blow for the lndian Tigers.
Samir, catch it!
He's given an easy
catch to the fielder.
lndian Tigers have
lost their second wicket.
Very good! Come on!
They've made only 8 runs.
Beautifully played by Rohan ...
... and that's 4 runs!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Brother ... fielding!
No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait!
Go back! Go back!
Howzzat!
Howzzat!
Catch Mohsin!
Howzzat!
Buddy.
lt seems that your players ...
... are in quite a
hurry to return to lndia!
The umpire has asked for the
drinks to be brought on field.
l'll just be back.
The required run-rate is now 15.18.
Rohan.
Excuse me.
Buddy, you're also really weird!
Why don't you stop me?
l've grown so old and yet ...
... like a child,
l insist on things!
l don't understand, Dad.
What's there to understand?
These dreams, this winning ...
... it's all madness, buddy!
Some dreams are never fulfilled!
Even if we lose this match ...
... what's the most
that can happen?
And it's due to this match
that your mother has come here.
l took advantage of
the situation ...
... and flirted a little with her.
And the amazing thing is,
she didn't mind!
Don't lose heart, buddy.
You came here, that's
the biggest thing for me.
And you tried to fulfill my
dream of winning this match ...
... that's an added bonus for me!
Your coach will never
ask anything of you again!
Not my coach ...
... but my Dad can ask, right?
l told you, Dad ...
... even today, you
come first for us ...
... and everything else after.
The match isn't over yet, Dad.
This dream of yours is
meant to be fulfilled ...
... and your best player is still ...
... in the team.
Tell your player to get ready.
Thank you.
Child ...
... now both our dreams are the same.
Don't waste any more time.
Go and make our dreams come true!
This isn't mine ...
... it's Rohan's decision.
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
Short paced delivery.
He's lifted it into the
air towards the fielder ...
... and he's dived and
caught a brilliant catch!
The Pakistani Champs are now
on the threshold of victory ...
... and it's impossible for the
lndian Tigers to win this match.
165 runs in 10 overs ...
... and only 1 wicket remains.
Now only a miracle can
save the lndian Tigers!
Oh, come on!
Come on!
Don't believe for one second ...
... that l'm doing this for you!
l'm doing it for my Mom and Dad ...
... who, for the first time today,
are sitting together in the stands!
You used me to fulfill your dream.
Today, l'm using you
to fulfill mine.
lt's simple.
l know that you're not
doing this for me ...
....but l am doing
all this only for you.
There is only one God.
His name is the Truth.
He is the Creator.
He is without fear.
He is without hatred.
He never dies.
He is beyond births and deaths.
He is self-illuminated.
He is realised through
the grace of the True Guru.
Repeat his name. He was
True in the primal beginning.
He has always been True.
He is also True now.
Nanak says he will be true forever.
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
And with that, captain Rohan
Singh has completed his century.
What an amazing display of batting!
The match is just an excuse.
The idea is to wipe out
all the differences ...
... whether it's done by
crossing over borders ...
... or over chairs!
Right, buddy?
Come on!
Only 13 balls ...
... and the lndian
Tigers require 28 runs to win.
Will they be able to
grab victory today?
Veer Pratap Singh
has cut the ball ...
Come on, ball, ball, ball!
... and started
running to get a single.
Oh! Veer Pratap Singh has
fallen while taking the run!
lt looks like he's hurt his arm.
Medical!
Oh Sir, how will he play?
His arm is broken now!
l've only broken my arm.
l haven't lost my life!
l'll play!
All the best Veer!
Go for it!
Only 2 overs left and
lndian Tigers need 27 runs.
Well done brother, well done!
1 1 balls, 27 runs.
Oh God!
Veer Pratap Singh is
looking disturbed.
lt seems like his injury is
making it difficult for him to play.
10 balls and 27 runs
are still required.
Very good brother,
very good! Keep it up!
Well done, well done!
Well done brother, well done!
Maintain this line!
With every ball, the pressure on
the lndian Tigers is mounting.
Only 9 balls remaining
and 27 runs required.
Yes, yes, yes. Go, go, go!
... and running, he
has taken a single.
8 balls and 26 runs remaining.
Beautiful shot!
Amazing timing by Rohan!
Yes! Yes!
lt's the last ball ...
... so we'll have to take a run.
Aatif, you also come closer.
Not one single should be given.
Yes.
No, no, no, no!
Back, back, back!
Veer Pratap Singh was nearly run out.
No run was taken.
Shit!
20 runs are required
with only 1 over remaining.
This is the last wicket
remaining for the lndian Tigers ...
... and looking at the state
that Veer Pratap Singh is in ...
... captain Rohan Singh is aware ...
... that the
responsibility is now entirely his.
The tension is building.
Veer Pratap Singh is standing
ready with his spirit intact.
The last over will be
bowled by captain Ali Ansari.
Yes, yes, yes! Go, go, go!
And suddenly, both the batsmen had
the opportunity to run a single.
And Rohan has lofted
that over the wicket-keeper.
That wasn't a copy-book shot ...
... but it has gone over
the boundary for 4 runs.
15 runs required and
only 4 balls remain.
The pressure is immense,
for both the teams.
And it's a 6!
With these 6 runs, lndian
Tigers have completed 200 runs.
3 balls and 9 runs remaining.
Yes!
Go, go, go, go!
l want two. Come on!
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait.
This time, the lndian Tigers will
have to be satisfied with a single.
That means, Veer Pratap Singh
will have to face the next ball ...
... and he is finding
it difficult to play.
You've always said ... that
you're a world class batsman.
Show them today.
Catch it!
Veer Pratap Singh has sent the
ball flying over the fielder ...
... and the ball is speeding
towards the boundary for 4!
What great batting!
All the spectators are
amazed at the shot he just played!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Her entire life she's
been devoted to you!
Today, make her dream come true!
Come on!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Keep going! Keep going!
Come on, boys!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
One more, Veer!
One more, one more!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
How is that, umpire?!
Not out.
What the ...!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
And ladies and gentlemen.
This historic match's
'Man of the Match' is ...
... captain of the lndian Tigers. ..
... Rohan Singh!
The Man of the Match is someone ...
... who is responsible
for winning the match.
But today's match has
not been won by any man ...
This victory belongs
to someone else.
Veera, a lie is
wiped out by the truth.
Now, no more lies.
This victory is Veera's.
So today, Veera, let everyone know ...
... what the truth is.
We've been duped, sir!
Being a girl, she
can't play a boy's match.
Remove her! We don't want her!
This is cheating!
- This is cheating!
Veera Kaur - right
and left hand batsman.
The roar of your applause
stopped in one minute, no?
This is every girl's reality.
There is a question
on everyone's lips ...
... but no one has the answer.
Why is Veera playing a
double role as Veer?
Why is she playing in a boy's team?
l know what you'll say.
There is a girls' team.
Go play with them.
ln Kartar Singh stadium ...
... everyone used to
give me this advice.
Girls' team?
Where is there a
girls' team in my village?
When a girl can play like a boy ...
... when that girl is the best ...
... then why can't she be with
her country's best players ...
... and play on the same team?
Why can't she become
Sachin sir's opening partner?
Look at how a player plays ...
... and not at the player's name.
Of the 5 people who
have been to the moon ...
... Sunita Wiliams is one of them.
Setting everybody
right at Tihar Jail ...
... is Kiran Bedi.
Forget the jail. While
running her country ...
... what stone did
lndira Gandhi leave unturned?
She fought like a man
She was the Queen of Jhansi.
But she was a woman, right?
Nobody told them
no entry for women.
So if there was no
discrimination there ...
... then why here?
Whilst this discrimination remains ...
... in every other lane,
a Veera will become a Veer!
You can stop a Veera
from becoming a Veer ...
... you can even stop
her from playing ...
... but how will you
make her stop dreaming?
l was right when l said -
There's a question
on everyone's lips ...
... but no one has the answer.
No one has it!
My friend, my friend ...
Today when the 14th of August ...
... is transforming
into 15th August ...
... who can say that their earth ...
... their aroma, their hopes ...
... their hearts aren't one?
This is lndia and
Pakistan's true victory.
The victory of peace!
lt's a crazy, crazy world
Where worry is the
root of all troubles
That's why we believe
Only the silly worry
Life's a chewing gum,
just keep chewing
Life's a hand pump,
just keep pumping
Squeeze the last drop out of life
And leave the worrying to the silly
lt's a crazy, crazy world
Where worry is the
root of all troubles
That's why we believe
Only the silly worry
Life's a chewing gum,
just keep chewing
Life's a hand pump,
just keep pumping
Squeeze the last drop out of life
And leave the worrying to the silly
There's no tax on happiness
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
No mansion and no money
Not even your beauty
ls going to the grave with you
So dump the thought
No mansion and no money
Not even your beauty
ls going to the grave with you
So dump the thought
Gobble up all your joys
With both hands
The right and the left
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
Let your eyes give it all away
When you're with somebody special
Play games, and you'll be exposed
By the drumbeat of your heart
Let your eyes give it all away
When you're with somebody special
Play games, and you'll be exposed
By the drumbeat of your heart
ln Derby or in Dhaka
God will watch out for you
lf you go with your instinct
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!
So forget your worries,
show some heart
And shout out hadippa!