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Don't Go Breaking My Heart 2 (2014)
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Yes, thanks You're welcome Hello? Paul, where are you? Stuck in traffic. Be right there Shit! l wish a cute guy would come to my rescue Need some help, Miss Yang? Sure! Thanks! You look familiar Cheung Shen Ran? Your office is nearby? l'm looking for one Me too! l'm looking over there What a coincidence Hey! l saw your idol The Goddess of Stocks Yang Yang Yang? Yes Where? On the next block, having trouble parking her Ferrari Oh boy! Across the street is Morgan Stanley, UBS, Goldman Lynch and Merrill Sachs We face west. South is that way This building faces south Morgan Stanley is upstairs. Goldman Lynch and Merrill Sachs are downstairs Great location l'll take it Thank you, Miss Yang l'll take it He'll take it Stay! Hold. . . Hey! What are you doing? Hi , Miss Yang! You're my idol. l want to work for you l got my master's in finance at Columbia l was an analyst for Goldman Lynch for 2 years Then Cheung Shen. . . That's enough! Will the market go up or down in a month? Up Why? Positive economic data lead to the tapering of QE A weak stock market leads to speculating in QE, V-shape rebound lf you're wrong, look me up on 1 1 /F Thanks! "Cheung Shen Ran, CEO & Fund Manager" "Chairman of Hong Kong Mountaineering and Climbing Union" Where are we going? l'm sorry l see Then l won't bother you Bye Sorry Why? Does that hurt? Yes! Eat more You need a bigger ass to look nice in the wedding gown That's none of your business! How about French? Miss Yang, Cheng Zixin is here to see you Miss Yang, remember that day. . . You were completely off. When can you start? Any time Start now Morning, Miss Yang Morning, Boss Cheng Zixin, Senior Analyst Sit here Oh Come on Death cross, a second financial crisis-sell Fiscal cliff, unproductive talks-sell Greece may go bankrupt-sell Be greedy when others panic. . . Buy Pay attention to related issues, when European markets open this afternoon Asshole No one is panicking The market will plunge again Sell Sit there OK, Boss Your handbag Thanks Who's Asshole? Cheung Shen Ran? He's the Boss's boyfriend Can you stay on your toes? ln a volatile market, l can't save your necks if anything goes wrong Who's calling? Hello? The market crashed, Baby! Make it short! Look over here Over where? Yang Yang Yang's office After you turned down his proposal, it took the Boss 30 seconds to pick up the model downstairs Ah? Then he flirted with a flight attendant on the plane. . . and got the number of a news anchor sitting beside him That's good What are you doing? l'm dead if the Boss sees us Why? - You're a taboo - How come? Mary only mentioned your name. . . and was fired on the spot. See you Go somewhere far away Huh Oh my god Hello? Sorry, something popped up Next time then Love you Where are you going? Wyndham Street l'm going to Lan Kwai Fong Hop in! Thanks Boss, may I ask you a question? Go ahead Why did you hire me when l was wrong. . . and not the other way around? l believe in reverse thinking You were not exactly wrong; you were"not yet right" Boss Shortcut Wrong way! Turn the wheel Turn right. . . now back. . . Shit! l'll do it l just came home and you're leaving? Happy hour! Ceiling lamps are installed at 8. Won't you take a look? Design is what I do, not installation Bye Hey! Don't you want to know about my first day on the job? How was it? Swamped! The market crashed Oh Guess whom I saw today? Whom? Cheung Shen Ran My ex-Boss The Asshole? This is so spooky He moved his company right opposite mine Your story is "to be continued"? Nonsense! Get lost Need any help? OK, thanks l move your car, you buy me dinner The way you drive. . . You came back from Europe? Nice, France What a coincidence l lived in Nice for 6 months They have great seafood Let's have seafood then Tung Kee Restaurant in Sai Kung, OK? OK Busquets's pass is intercepted ! The French fight back Ribmry gets the ball and runs past Alonso, past Ramos and Nasri! He sent a pass and, ah, yet another goal! Benzema scored yet another goal for France! 1 7 minutes into the game! 4-0! 4 goals is a piece of cake! (Marseillaise) He must have placed a big bet Have l seen you before? ln your dream? Why are men so obsessed with boobs? No! That octopus has been waving at me all night Are you drunk? lt's true! Whenever Spain loses a goal, the octopus starts waving SOS S O S No way You told people to bet on Spain? l lost $1 00K because of you! Half sashimi , half deep-fried Got it You can't eat that! Why not? l'll pay for it, how much? l have plenty of money! Oh boy Hey. . . She took the octopus! That's my octopus, bitch! Octopus! Asshole! She was brushing against your leg with hers! Just like a windshield wiper What can I do? Slap you and tell you off? Then we're finished Serve me right for wanting to be your last girlfriend l want to be your last girlfriend Hello! Did Cheung Shen Ran see you? No, he's too busy. . . flirting with my Boss, doing magic tricks upstairs, and using Post-lts downstairs John said. . . he had picked up a model right after l had turned him down . . . and had hooked up with a flight attendant and a news anchor on the plane A colleague was fired for saying my name That was too much! You're the best So are you Keep up the good work, night You too Good night "l forgot how it got started" "Maybe l just have. . ." "this feeling towards you" "Suddenly l realized . . ." "l've deeply fallen in love with you" "lt's very simple" "l don't care if my love takes me to utter darkness" "l can no longer tell right from wrong" "l don't regret following you day and night out of love" "l'm the crazy one" Please wait! Going up! Please take the next one, sir! This one's full Sir. . . Excuse me. . . Sorry. . . please press 1 1 /F, thanks! Thanks a lot Excuse me, thanks Shh . . . Mr. Cheung Morning What a coincidence, Mr. Cheung What a coincidence, Shen Ran What a coincidence, Asshole Hi , what a coincidence, Cheung Shen Ran Cheung Shen Ran Asshole Bonjour What are you doing? Fixing up a pad for Genie You said it knew reverse thinking and it could always pick the loser l'm late Take your time, bye Morning, Miss Yang Morning, Boss Hello? They're cold, don't eat them No, they're good What do you think of the market? l have no idea. What about you? Me neither "Ask Genie whether the market will go up or down" Genie Up? Down? Down l told you it was the death cross See? What did l tell you? Why won't you listen? "All done. Dinner tonight?" "Merci! Swamped! Market crash! l owe you one" Hey This is too amazing! Last night was even more amazing lt's just seafood. You can find it all over Sai Kung lt knows reverse thinking Genie, am I pretty? ls your master very unhappy? Hey! You scared Genie "l'm off to Nice in a few days! Dinner tomorrow?" What does the designer do for a living? What designer? The one who fixed the fish tank for you l didn't ask Let's go rock climbing tomorrow Oh Hold on to the crack Left foot, right hand , go Use your strength Very good. See you at the top Shit! No way! This is insane Come on Let's celebrate our 50,000-minute anniversary Cheers Happy? Very! Come, try this Hi , Shen Ran Testosterone overload The more the better Don't move Oh boy Hey! What are you doing? lt's too risky l'll go buy some Get it from the car Here! Still trying to guess the song l was singing? l don't even remember My theme song Let me guess l think I can guess it within 1 0,000 tries Good luck Turn off the lights! What are you doing, Boss? Why did you come back? l forgot my keys Are your hands alright? l was almost electrocuted! Need any help? So for here, we have $20m from property. . . Boss, aren't you flying to Beijing today? After delay upon delay, l decided to cancel. . . and give Cheung Shen Ran a surprise Boss, may I ask you a question? Shoot! When we saw Cheung Shen Ran the other day, why did you try to hide from him? Call it reverse thinking l can't possibly pour water on him and call him an asshole lf l did , we're finished Hello? Baby, where are you? ln the office You're working late? Aren't you flying to New York? "Darling, where are you?" Good What's up? Hello? Where are you, Honey? "ln the office, and you?" "Off to London. Let's celebrate your birthday when I get back" Can't celebrate your birthday with you l'm busy. Talk to you later Dragon Pacific and Union Airlines are forced to cancel. . . at least 1 0 flights from Hong Kong. . . to New York or Vancouver Nicknamed Frankenstorm, Hurricane Sandy. . . has caused serious power outages. . . May l ask who's calling? Tang from the lobby A Miss Chen is here to see Mr. Cheung lt's the lobby A Miss Chen is here to see Mr. Cheung A flight attendant from Cathay Air She's holding a cake Cathay Air flight attendant with a cake Let her wait Pick her up and take her next door Yeah Continue Done When he blows out the candles, you plug it in OK! Baby What? Very happy! Oh You're not busy today? How many times did I tell you? This is my office l'm working . What are you doing here? l wanted to see you. . . and give you a surprise OK, give me a kiss Take a seat ls he still working? Yes 1 0 1 5 1 0 1 0 1 0! I win. . . for the "1 0" one time Dragon Pacific flight attendant coming up Miss Yang Don't tell him. lt's a surprise. . . for Mr. Cheung's birthday Take a seat, wait for me You little bitch! l haven't spanked you in a week. Give me your ass! Here! My turn . Come on The phone's ringing Hello Baby! Make it short My Boss is coming over Shit! What? Miss Yang's coming Look busy! Move it! Hurry up and sit down! Account 3201 we dropped 1 1 .3%, we lost almost 1 0% from the stock market closed. . . Surprise! Yeah! Scared me to death! Happy Birthday! Hello! Hi ! Make a wish God bless us. . . Look over there "Happy Birthday!" What happened? Shit! Who are you? What's your relationship with Cheung Shen Ran? Don't do this Come on! Asshole! Listen to me. . . Asshole! Listen to me. . . Not at me! Go to hell, bastard! Stop it! Let's go! Stop it! Don't leave! Hello ls that you, Cheng Zixin? Yes What are you doing here? l work here Didn't you get married? Not yet lt's next month Qihong wants to wait till the building he's designing is completed Are you alright? Are you hurt? l'm fine Cheng Zixin! Are you alright? l'm fine, Mr. Cheung Do you need a doctor? No, l have to go What? Sorry! What took you so long? l got an electric shock. . . and Cheung Shen Ran saw me You're getting married but still get vibes from Cheung Shen Ran? No, l mean a real electric shock Are you alright? No! l was blushing, my hands were numb, my heart was racing. . . and my mind went blank The feeling of love Hey! Let's have seafood again. My treat Where are you? OK, l'll be there in 3 minutes You're leaving? l'd like to get shocked too. Sounds so exciting You . . . l have competition as well Need your help again The number you have dialed cannot be reached Please leave a message after the beep Beep Where are you? Let's have dinner l know a place with good seafood Where? My place Rocky Harbor lobsters Lobsters? Yummy! lncomparably yummy "Shen Ran" lf you only look at Steve Jobs, then you'll miss God Lots of cuttlefish How many women have watched the stars with you like this? You're the first one The rest hit the sack right away? See that red one up there? That's Mars My home You're nuts! l must have seen you before But where? ln your previous life See you in your dream Thanks for saving me! Forget the unhappy moments l'm fine l was babbling because l was drunk l have a new assignment What did l say? l have to watch it 20,000 times l was just singing a song Which one? My favorite one. . . Hey Let me guess No sweat. You're from France You lived there too! French cuisine Nice car! See you in Central Hello? Yang Yang Yang Why didn't you come home? lf it's urgent, leave a message after the beep Beep Let's do dinner tonight We have something important to discuss OK! Hello? Has it ever occurred to you . . . that Ferrari doesn't suit you? No, l like it precisely because it's hard to drive See you in Central You owe me a French meal 2 months ago, you were having trouble parking your car over there l came over to help, but another guy beat me to it No big deal l'll make you my girlfriend Good luck! Mr. Cheung! l'll do it Sure! Thank you Mr. Cheung, your wine has been decanted Here. . . You wanted to talk? Let's eat first Can you tell me now? Let's do that over dessert A year ago, right here at this table, a woman asked me if l could be her Martian l was about to say yes, when 3 women with boops hanging out walked by Naturally your nose started to bleed Yes and she chose the Martian Marry me, Cheng Zixin! Don't return my ring The Martian even designed a building for her l fought for her but failed l thought l'd be fine back on Earth But I wanted to die and couldn't sleep a wink at night Then somehow I ended up outside her apartment Mr. Chen, l want to rent 4B Do you know what time it is? You're sick! Mr. Chen, l want to rent 4B l couldn't fall asleep elsewhere You're really sick! Last night, when you took off with the designer, l couldn't breathe again l was really scared l knew that I was crazy about you So l went out this morning. . . to buy you something Be my last girlfriend Marry me Can l stay at your place until our wedding? She picked that apartment l wanted to move out, but couln't let it go Terminate the lease for me OK, l'll take care of it Get rid of the furniture as well OK, l'll do that And the Maserati Drive my Ferrari for now What about Mr. Chen's apartment? 4B, No. 4 Square Street lf you love her so much, why didn't you get her back? She's married to the Martian Even if I get her back, l'm not sure I can make her happy Martian? There're two kinds of men: those who cheat, and those who want to But he's neither You like those? They give me the feeling of home Good! Any plans for tonight? Wedding dress fitting at 8 OK, let's go What? The feeling of home Cheung Shen Ran wants to get rid of everything in here Take anything you like We'll replace everything when we get married Why don't you congratulate me? Try the sofa You're not mad at him anymore? His playboy image is just a facade The apartment and all the furniture. . . were his ex's idea After she turned down his proposal, he wanted to die staring at all this Who would have guessed? lt's great to marry him This sofa is so cozy The feeling of home Forget it. lt's the wrong size Thanks anyway l'm late for my fitting Please look again No, it's almost 8 Alright. . . l'll give you a lift Not even one? Right on time! Thanks so much Since you won't take the furniture, what about the car? She picked that too No, thanks What about your husband? He doesn't like sports cars A man who doesn't like sports cars? What kind of a man is he? He's a Martian See you Bye! What's up? Paul, can you have dinner with me tonight? Sorry, I have a date "Back from Nice. See you at the pier?" The Martian? You really can't? "OK!" OK, l'll come back for you later After your fitting, wait for me at lnagiku, alright? My sister. . . needed to talk to me Wait for me on the boat This is for you The University of Nice. . . has a lot of fig trees l picked them just for you Turn around Asshole! What's wrong? Why so late? l was exacting justice Hello, Mr. Chen? Yes, hold on a second Yes, tell me the number Who are you looking for? l'm sorry Wrong address OK, thanks, bye! Who was it? Wrong address Mr. Chen said you can return the keys tomorrow night So soon? Yes, the Happy Valley developer will take the apartment back the day after tomorrow The furniture was given away You can trade in your Maserati for a new one Am I efficient or what? Are you alright? She settled for the Ferrari Ferrari? l'm a Mini Cooper up against a Ferrari Forgot to tell you, l have fallen in love with your Boss She's getting married With the Ferrari? With Cheung Shen Ran Ferrari is Cheung Shen Ran? The hell with the Ferrari! She's going to marry her boyfriend Cheung Shen Ran and yet she just told me he's not over me yet, OK? Sake! Half a dozen OK! Fucking asshole! Hello? Where are you? l couldn't sleep, so l went for a spin OK, enjoy your ride Bye l want to drink You had enough! Now sit down! Sit over here Sit here Look at your cell phone and guess the song Qihong! Oh boy What's going on? Paul drank too much Come on, give it to me Drink yogurt Paul was dumped By who? My Boss lsn't she with Cheung Shen Ran? Exactly! l want to drink this You'll throw up if you keep drinking 4A or 4B? No, l just want to pee Do whatever you like! As long as you don't drink Boss! Cheng Zixin? What are you doing here? l live here l thought you live on Wyndham Street lt's under renovation This is just temporary What a coincidence "Following you day and night out of love" "l'm the crazy one" "l love you" You've been living here? Not really Actually l used to live. . . over there Zixin! Good night! This. . . l know the answer! "l love you. Yes I do" "l'll never give up" "the right to love you" "lf you still have some doubts," "listen to my heart" "Listen to me saying I love you" "Would you marry me?" "Yes l do" What happened? My Boss came over For you or your brother? l think she was looking for Cheung Shen Ran ln your apartment? Hold on He's next door Next door? He. . . He must have rented my old apartment Qihong, l'm feeling tired l'm going to bed now Oh OK, good night Good night This is goodbye, Cheng Zixin Why are you here? Cheng Zixin! l live here Why do you live here? l wanted to rent back my apartment, but the landlord said it was taken He asked me. . . if I wanted this apartment He said he also owned the apartment next door l'm going to work "Qihong: Morning!" My stop "Qihong: Morning!" Yang Yang Yang Cheng Zixin Yeah, l told you it was V-shape rebound , golden ratio V-shape rebound , golden ratio. . . lt's booming! Boss, it's booming! Morning, Mr. Cheung Boss, what a miraculous day Miraculous day Morning, Mr. Cheung lt's so amazing Who would have guessed it's so amazing Hello? What's with the keys? The developer won't terminate the lease The furniture is too big for my colleague The dealer won't let you trade in You can keep them all What about the ring? l was at 4B last night lt's over lt was the last night You chose me? Yes! Did you guess the song? l'm still working on it How many times did you try to guess Cheng Zixin's song? How many times have you watched my video? The designer said when I was drunk, l kept saying l wanted to be your last girlfriend You're in love with the designer? l kicked him into the ocean last night Turns out he's the Martian, Cheng Zixin's fiancm Why are you late? l want to resign Something wrong with your colleagues? No! With the office? No! With me? No! Be professional! Miss Yang, we're ready for the meeting Stay here and think it over The number you have dialed is not registered Use your brain! Cheng Zixin's number? Give it a rest! What's her number? Later. . . Tell me! "John" Get lost! Open the door! Hey, sir! Mr. Cheung "Resignation" Keep working "Suzhou" We're on schedule. Block A has been completed OK, you can return to the office OK! Thanks "Bumped into Cheung Shen Ran. A bit scary" Hello? ls Zixin back yet? She's not at work? Here she is Qihong! Hello? Are you alright? l just resigned Cheng Zixin! Open the door, Cheng Zixin! l'll call you back Hello? ls it Cheung Shen Ran? He seems to have gone mad Open the door, Cheng Zixin You asked me. . . if I would screw around after we got married My answer was: "l'll try not to" Now my answer is: "l won't" That's none of my business Qihong! l'm coming back to Hong Kong now No, l'm coming back to Suzhou "Passport" Cheng Zixin! Where's Cheng Zixin? Cheng Zixin! Cheung Shen Ran, stop harassing my wife! Fang Qihong, stop harassing Yang Yang Yang! Suzhou What about Qihong and Yang Yang? You weren't at the wrong address either Hello? Ask him what about me and Yang Yang Yang? What about you and Yang Yang? Ask Cheung Shen Ran! He's gone "Zixin's address?" "New address: 9B, Block D, Wutong New Town" How are you? l don't know why you kicked me into the ocean. . . and what's between you and Qihong l only know l love you Say the last sentence again l love you l'll probably send this to your wife l don't have a wife Say it again! l don't have a wife l'm definitely sending this to your wife ls there any misunderstanding? Where's Cheng Zixin? You can talk to me Talk to Yang Yang Yang About what? Cheng Zixin What about me and her? Don't play dumb! What are you doing, Cheung Shen Ran? Qihong, don't fight! The Martian? You already have Cheng Zixin, why fool around with Yang Yang Yang? Stop it! Stop it. . . Who exactly is Yang Yang Yang? Fight until you settle this Yang Yang Yang. . . Boss! l just sent you a video Say it again l don't have a wife l'm definitely sending this to your wife Hello? Now you know your husband's true colors He's my brother, not my husband Yang Yang Yang mistook my brother for Qihong lt's Yang Yang Yang Hello? l think I made a mistake You didn't hit anyone, did you? l did l also took a good kick Shit! Genie! l'm sorry! Sorry! l'll get the first-aid kit Paul, l finally know about Yang Yang Yang and me What is it? She mistook you for me l'm sorry! l'm fine l'm glad we cleared that up You were wrong about me l know Genie's dying! Being trapped inside a fish tank. . . is unbearable for Genie Just let it go Rest in peace! Genie, don't sleep! FC Barcelona's playing Real Madrid tonight. Let's watch it together Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Miami Heat tomorrow, Murray vs. Djokovic later, and the Manchester derby. Don't sleep! Carpe diem. Let's watch the games together Paul! Shit! Here goes nothing! l'll give anything just to bring Paul back Genie's alive Genie, don't give up! Hang in there! We love you! We'll watch ball games together FC Barcelona, Real Madrid . . . Messi , Cristiano Ronaldo. . . LeBron James, Kevin Durant. . . Federer, Nadal. . . ls 2368 worth buying? Where to set the stop-loss and stop profit? Mom, look! lt's Spider-Man! Shit! Wow! Hello? Baby, this is insane! Cheung Shen Ran's insane! He came to fight for you! Driver, step on it! What a lunatic! l like him Just like your Grandpa Qihong is better. Just like your Dad Stop arguing! Driver, please hurry! Shooting a movie?lt's dangerous Excuse me. . . l'm sorry! Stay still! l'm trying! l just bumped into someone l already apologized! Get down, you idiot! Are you insane? Get down here! lt's too dangerous, Boss! Get down! Yeah, l'm watching Something's wrong with this guy. What got into his head? Hurry! l'll go up! Are you alright? "Come back" "Why so cruel?" l forgot how it got started Maybe l just have. . . this feeling towards you Suddenly I realized. . . l've deeply fallen in love with you Boss! What are you doing? Boss! Get down, Cheung Shen Ran! Come back, Cheung Shen Ran Cheung Shen Ran . . .fallen in love with you . It's very simple Be careful! l don't care if my love takes me to utter darkness l can no longer tell right from wrong What are you doing? lt's dangerous! Come on! Cheung Shen Ran! Qihong! Come on! Hurry! Come on! Hurry up, come on! Come on, hurry up! Be quick! Pull! Anyone knows how to get up there? Anyone? Cheng Zixin! l know my chances are slim. . . but I still want to give it a shot Would you go with me? lf you want, you can choose again Daddy. . . l'll be OK l'm not choosing l'm not choosing any of you Wait! You, make a choice! "lt's not easy. . ." "to find a companion you can talk to" "Especially when I've seen so many betrayals" "Always insecure," "l have to put up a tough front" "Who murdered my romance?" Genie gave this to me Sorry! lf l can guess the song you sang, please say yes "lt's not easy to fall in love," "because everyone has a temper" "My pipe dreaming days are over," "a passionate love is not as good as a peaceful one" "lt's not easy to have happiness" Sorry! Face it! Make a choice lf you don't choose Qihong, you'll regret it Let me walk with you l'm sorry, Qihong! This is wonderful! Simply wonderful! Congratulations! Thanks! Sorry. . . l would do anything for you |
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