Look at that.
San Francisco in the summertime.
Wow, beautiful, isn't it?
Blue sky, sunshine.
Perfect day to cruise around the city...
...with your head hanging
out of the car window.
Perfect day to chase
that annoying postman.
Perfect day to mark
that special fire hydrant.
Perfect, that is, for everyone
that's not about to lose their best friend.
Hey, boy.
See, today is the day Maya Dolittle
starts getting ready to go off to college.
It's a dog's worst nightmare...
...but this dog is not just gonna
roll over and take it lying down.
Oh, no.
Oh, here we go.
It' s just so weird.
I keep trying to pack,
but I don't seem to be getting anywhere.
Yeah, weird.
Can you believe it, Lucky?.
Just two more weeks and I will
officially be a student at vet school.
I can't wait to start working
with animals. It's so exciting.
Yeah, exciting.
Oh, Luck, I'm sorry.
Dogs aren't allowed in the dorms.
You see, that's what makes no sense.
It's vet school. You'd think
they'd want animals there, right?.
I know.
It's okay.
-What is he saying?.
-Oh, we're just talking about college.
Well, I just came in to tell you...
...your orientation DVD from
San Francisco University has just arrived.
It did?.
Let's go watch it.
Come on.
In tonight's Hollywood Dish,
L.A. party girl Tiffany Monaco...
...has found herself in the middle
of yet another celebrity feud...
... this time with former friend
Dasha Pringle.
Monkey was watching that.
People. No respect for their ancestors.
-You ready?.
-Yeah.
Congratulations on your admittance...
...to San Francisco University's
pre-veterinary medicine program.
I would like to take this opportunity
to give you a quick overview.
Years one and two comprise
your foundational studies...
... what you would call
your sciences, your math.
I have to go through two whole years
before I can start working with animals.
-That's ridiculous.
-I guess that's just their program, honey.
Year three is your first year
of veterinary study.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
San Francisco University
has state-of-the-art software...
...detailing the anatomy
of over 2000 species.
Wait, software?.
We' ve gotta be getting
to the real animals soon, right?.
-I don't know.
-During year four...
...you'll be working
with anatomical models.
-Models?. This has to be a joke.
-Oh, you mean Iike you going away.
Years five and six
will send you back to the books.
Back to the books?.
And then you're ready
to enter the real world...
...with a 1 0-month residency program.
What?. T en more months?.
But once you 've
successfully completed that...
...congratulations, you 'll finally be
a licensed veterinarian.
See you in the fall.
I can ' t believe this.
That's Iike almost seven years from now.
In seven years, I ' II be 25.
Yeah, and I ' II be....
I can ' t even woof that high.
Man, dog years are depressing.
Twenty-five years old.
My Iife will basically be over by then.
I just wanna help animals. Do I really
have to wait seven years to do it?.
Maya, caring for animals
is a big responsibility.
There is so much to Iearn.
It's gonna take some time.
But, Mom, I can talk to animals.
I don't need to Iearn all that stuff.
They can just tell me what's wrong
and I can help them.
Monkey, is there anything wrong
that you'd Iike me to help you with?.
Well, I am slightly bothered
by the term monkey.
From now on, I would prefer
to be referred to as a primate-American.
Okay, bad example, but--
Maya, there is a Iot more
to helping animals...
...than just being able to talk to them.
If you really wanna help,
becoming a veterinarian is the best way.
But Mom,
it's just a Iong time to wait.
My Iatest masterpiece.
Actually, there is a way
that you can help animals right now.
How?.
You can help
by taking your dog for a walk.
Now, I'II bark to that.
It's just ridiculous, Lucky.
I'm different.
I shouldn't have to do
what everybody else does.
I agree. You should just skip school
altogether and stay here with me.
I'm sure there are plenty of animals you
could help right here on this very street.
-Lucky.
-Talk about a coincidence.
Come on.
Hang on.
Hey, Iittle guy. How are you, huh?.
-He's been up there a while.
-Come on, come on now. Come here.
Cat stuck in a tree.
Defect of the species, really.
Ma'am, is that your cat up there?.
Oh, yes.
Mr. Sillywillykins just won't come down.
Mr. Sillywillykins?.
Man, being stuck in a tree
is the Ieast of that dude's problems.
Oh, I just hope that fireman
is able to bring him down.
Come on. Come on, boy.
That's not a cat,
that's a mountain Iion.
I knew it.
Mr. Sillywillykins is too much for them.
He has the reflexes of a cat,
you know.
Mckible here.
Yeah, we're gonna need some help.
-It's a real claw job.
-Okay, ma'am.
Don't worry about your kitty.
He will be just fine.
-I'm gonna go see if I can do anything.
-Okay, right away.
-AII right. Thanks.
-Excuse me, sir.
-Can I help at all?.
-Yes, you can help by keeping back.
-You get assistance?
-Just some girl who thinks she can help.
Hey there, Iittle guy.
Why won't you come down?.
What's going on?.
-What?.
-It's okay, I can understand you.
I'm a Dolittle.
A Dolittle?. Oh, right.
I heard about your family.
Good people.
Oh, thanks. So, what's going on?.
I refuse to Iive with that woman
for one more second.
Why not?. What's wrong with her?.
Come over tomorrow night around
bath time and you can see for yourself.
Wait, but you're a cat.
You're not supposed to bathe a cat.
Exactly. We self-groom.
I mean, hasn't she ever wondered
what we're doing when we do this?.
If she wants to bathe anyone,
she should start by bathing herself.
Talk about old-Iady smell.
Gag me with a fur ball.
Excuse me. What's going on here?.
Oh, that nice young Iady
is helping my kitty down from that tree.
What?.
Hey. She can't be up there.
You can't be up there.
Come down now.
Look at that.
It's almost Iike
they're having a conversation.
Thanks.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, well, if she agrees
to never bathe you again--
And start bathing herself.
--and to start bathing herself,
will you come down?.
It's okay. That is over.
Thank you so much.
I missed you so much.
This Iittle kitty's nine Iives
are still intact...
...thanks to 1 7-year-old
Maya Dolittle...
...daughter of world-renowned
animal communicator Dr. John Dolittle.
Like her father, the younger Dolittle...
...actually talked the cat
down from the tree.
I guess you could say
the cat didn 't get her tongue.
I can't believe I made the news.
It is very exciting.
My MySpace page is going crazy.
You see,
this is what I wanna do with my Iife.
I didn't have to go through years
of school to help that cat down.
Yeah, I'm with you.
There's gotta be some way
I can start helping animals now.
Who could that be?.
Okay, so get this.
It's a reality show
about me doing a reality show.
So it's gonna be, Iike, twice as real.
I can't wait to read the script.
Excuse me. Can I help you?.
But what I'm really excited about
is my new perfume.
-Excuse me--
-Couldn't believe it.
It was so hard figuring out
what I wanted it to smell Iike.
Did you know that there are
dozens of different smells?.
-Can't believe it.
-Oh, my gosh. That's Tiffany Monaco.
Lucky, do you know who that is?.
That is the heiress' heiress.
Heiress' heiress?.
What's she heiress of?.
Of being an heiress.
Her mom was an heiress
who married an heir.
She's one of the hottest celebrities
out there.
I read her exclusive interview.
Her favorite color is pink.
-You're Maya, right?.
-Right.
Sweet. Let's motor.
Wait. What are you talking about?.
What am I talking about?.
-You are coming to L.A. with me.
-Los Angeles?. Why?.
Because I saw you on TV.
You are the girl
who can talk to animals, right?.
So you gotta come with me,
talk to Princess.
Who's Princess?.
Princess, you know, my Iittle dog.
She has been totally depressed Iately.
She wouldn't come with me
to San Fran for our spring shopping trip.
There's this awesome boutique
that sells high heels for dogs.
It's called Best in Shoe.
So obviously,
she's totally messed, right?.
And I need you to talk to her.
So wait, you're saying your pet
needs help and you think I can help her?.
Yeah.
Can you stay right here
for one minute for me, please?.
Where?. Absolutely not.
Come on, Mom, please.
I really wanna do this.
Maya, we are Ieaving in two weeks
to take you to college.
We have way too much to do
before then.
And with your father in China
working with the pandas for a month...
...it is all up to you and me.
We'II get it done. Don't worry.
-Maya.
-Mom, come on.
You've seen the orientation video.
I won't be able to help another animal
for seven years.
PIease, just Iet me help this one now.
Maya, try the puppy dog eyes.
She's a sucker for those.
Come on, with me.
In three, two, one, and....
PIease.
Now, call me as soon as you arrive
and call me again an hour after that.
-As a matter of fact, call me every hour.
-Okay, Mom.
You will have her back
tomorrow morning, right?.
I have my own jet.
Mom, don't worry.
Everything will be fine, I promise.
-Okay.
-AII right.
More time with Maya.
I get the window seat.
Finally, the break
I've been waiting for.
Hollywood, here I come.
Maya, remember,
I'II be waiting for your call, honey.
I won't forget.
I'II call you when I Iand.
I sure hope Maya packed
some snacks in here.
Monkey Ioves the cheesy puffs.
Bye.
Star maps.
Miss Monaco.
Get out of here.
Wow, what is this place?.
A movie studio?.
Oh, no. This is my house.
Here we are, my Iittle pied-a-terre.
Oh, my gosh.
Come on.
Princess' room is up here, I think.
This house is so big
I never know where I'm going.
Her room?.
The dog has her own room?.
Oh, boy, Maya, you are really gonna
regret bringing me on this trip, huh?.
That's the Iast time I fly coach.
There's never enough tail room.
And now, Monkey is ready
for his close-up.
There she is.
There's my precious Iittle girl.
Hey, how much is that doggy
in the window?.
There's my Iittle boobsie-woobsie.
This is the girl Mommy told you about.
You tell her what's bothering you
and she'II make you feel all better.
Okay, baby-waby?.
AII right,
Iet's see you work your magic.
Okay.
Hey, Princess. I'm Maya.
You wanna tell me what's going on?.
Why don't you wanna Ieave your room?.
Why?. Why?.
Because I'm a guy, that's why.
A frigging guy.
A guy. Hey, I don't bark both ways.
Look at me. Doesn't that crazy broad
realize how humiliating this getup is?.
Do you have any idea how much poop
I take on the street from other dogs?.
It's enough to make a dog
wanna put himself to sleep.
I can't believe this.
I'm actually watching someone
talk to an animal.
-Oh, really?.
-Oh, my God.
-No way.
-This could be huge.
But wait, I don't understand.
How could she not have noticed?.
Hasn't she ever seen you go potty?.
She doesn't take me to go potty.
No, she's got a whole staff for that.
The only time when she even holds me
is when there are cameras around.
And then I wind up
dressed up Iike this.
Okay, okay. Well, just calm down.
I'II just tell her, okay?.
So Tiffany,
I don't know how to tell you this...
...but your Princess is a prince.
She is?. I mean, he is?.
He's, Iike, totally gonna need
a new outfit.
Thanks to everyone for coming
to my Iittle baby's coming-out party.
So I have an announcement to make.
The dog formerly known as Princess...
...will now be known as Rocco.
Hey, make sure to get my good side.
Actually, every side
is my good side, huh?.
Hey, thanks for your help, Maya.
No problem, Rocco.
Yo, Iike my shades?.
Lucky, I'm over here.
What's that?. Oh, sorry.
You should really take those things off.
You can't even see anything.
What?. Oh, no, not a thing.
But Hollywood parties
aren't about seeing.
They're about being seen.
I didn't really pack to be seen.
Not that I own anything
to be seen in at this party.
Hey, come on. What's important
is we're together in Hollywood.
Hey, I Iove this song.
Come on, Iet's dance.
Go. Go. Go.
Hey, watch it, bozo.
Oh, my God. Lucky.
I'm so sorry.
Hey, it's okay, really.
But you might wanna consider
getting your dog a seeing-eye dog.
Oh, no, no, he's not blind. He's....
You were joking, weren't you?.
-Trying to.
-Oh, no, no, no.
It was really, really funny.
I'm sorry.
I'm just a Iittle out of my element here.
I've never been to a party Iike this.
I've never been
anywhere Iike this before.
You know what?.
I'm sorry. Can we start over?.
-I'm Maya.
-Brandon.
-It's nice to meet you.
-You too.
So I'm guessing you're new in town.
Well, you can say that.
I'm here until tomorrow.
I'm staying with Tiffany.
Tiffany?.
You don't really Iook Iike
one of Tiffany's friends...
...but in a good way.
I mean,
you Iook better than Tiffany's friends.
You Iook real.
Hey. Hey, Maya, hello?.
Remember me from earlier?.
Me, your dance partner?.
Forget it. I'm single.
I'II mingle.
You know, you Iook familiar.
Do you know that?.
-Yeah, yeah. I was in--
-Oh, my God. I know what it is.
You're Brandon Booker.
You were in that TV show, the one
where you had 1 2 brothers and sisters.
Keeping Up With the Bakers.
Yeah, I played Timmy Baker.
Oh, my gosh.
I used to Iove that show.
You know, I'm not the kind of guy
who spends all his time chasing tail.
I'm Iooking for something meaningful.
I'm a dog,
but I'm not a dog, you know.
So twins, huh?.
Wow, I bet you two
were the pick of the Iitter.
I remember this episode where
you and your family got together...
...formed a band
and entered a talent contest.
-You were so good.
-You remember that episode?.
-Yeah.
-Well, thanks. Thanks a Iot.
Excuse me.
You're Maya Dolittle, aren't you?.
Yeah.
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
Tiffany told us all about you.
-Long story.
-Here, talk to my baby.
Ask him what he thinks
of his new 'do.
Help me.
So?.
Well....
Where does a guy
get a drink around here?.
I hear the toilets in this place
are filled with champagne.
-Who Iet the dog in here?.
-Sorry, my bad.
-Get out!
-Come on.
What a night.
Hello, Rick darling.
AII right, Monaco, spill it.
What's so important
that you had to pull your agent...
...out of his weekly
bamboo-Iemongrass body scrub?.
Well, you know how we've been talking
about taking my career to a new Ievel?.
Yeah, yeah.
The whole dancing on tables
and getting into fake feuds thing...
...is starting to wear a Iittle thin.
So, what have you got?.
You ever heard of Dr. Dolittle?.
Heard of him?. I tried to sign him.
I thought I could make that guy
a superstar...
...but he was more interested
in helping animals.
Like there's any money in that.
Well, what if I told you
I knew his daughter?.
His daughter?. So?.
So?. She can talk to animals too.
Really?.
And the best part?.
She's right over there.
Monaco, I never thought
I would say this...
...but you are a genius.
This could be
exactly what we're Iooking for.
There's only one problem.
She's Ieaving tomorrow morning.
What?. Oh, no, she's not.
keep her here, Monaco.
Do whatever you have to do...
...but keep her here
until tomorrow afternoon.
Bring her by my office
I'm not gonna Iet
this Dolittle get away.
keep her here?.
How am I gonna do that?.
Thank you so much. From now on,
I'II keep him 1 00 percent natural.
Come on.
Let's go get his ears pierced.
Oh, no.
Not again.
Okay, how Iong of a story is it?.
Maya. I see you've met Brandon.
Isn't he the cutest?.
Cute?. I don't think he's cute at all.
I've sniffed butts cuter than him,
so take it as you will.
Lucky, knock it off.
Tiffany, my mom called a couple
of times. Actually, about eight.
She was wondering if you plan
on taking me home tomorrow.
Tomorrow morning?.
But aren't you having Iunch
with Brandon tomorrow afternoon?.
What?. Lunch?.
Brandon, I assumed
you'd asked her to Iunch by now.
Well, I thought about it, Tiffany,
but I thought she had to go home.
Well, I'm sure she can stay a few
more hours to have Iunch with you.
Right, Maya?.
Well, sure.
I guess so. I wanna stay.
Great. I'II have a whole picnic
prepared for you in the gardens.
Oh, yeah. That would be great.
Okay. Well, I guess I'II see you then.
I guess you will.
Come on. I have so many people
to introduce you to.
Man's best friend.
How quickly they forget.
-Hey, wait for me.
-Hey, yo, check it out.
He's up to a hundred sodas.
-Chug, chug, chug.
-That's a record.
Chug, chug, chug.
Get funky with the monkey.
Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much
for putting this together.
-This is nice.
-No problem.
Anything I can do to help.
I think you and Brandon
make such a cute couple.
It's just too bad
you're going to San Francisco so soon.
Yeah.
There he is. Okay, spot check.
What?.
Smudge.
Okay, we're good. Good Iuck.
Okay, thanks. Bye.
AII this fuss for some Iousy actor?.
Come on, Maya.
I know these kind of guys.
They're all dogs.
Lucky, just be nice, okay?.
Okay, but if this guy
gets fresh with you...
...I'm gonna take
a big bite out of his--
Hot dog.
Hey, Maya.
I hope you don't mind,
but I brought my dog.
Maya, this is Emmy.
Hey, girl. How you doing?.
-Hello.
-Hi. I'm Lucky.
No, I think I'm the one that's Iucky.
I think I just met my dream dog.
-Hope you Iike to play.
-What, are you kidding?.
I'm the one that put the Iick in frolic.
Well, Iooks Iike they've hit it off.
So you wanna go for a walk?.
Okay.
Don't worry, Rick.
We are totally on schedule.
So how do you Iike Hollywood so far?.
It's amazing.
I mean, Iook at this place.
Everything is so different and exciting.
I bet you Iove Iiving here.
Love Iiving here?.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I mean, I Iove acting, but Hollywood?.
To tell you the truth,
sometimes I think about...
...going back to school and Iearning
to do something completely different.
Really?. Like what?.
I don't know. There's just so much
out there to Iearn, you know?.
Well, if you started tomorrow,
you'd probably finish before I did.
-Well, when do you go to college?.
-I start next week.
-Really?.
-Yeah.
Wait, so, what are you doing here?.
To tell you the truth,
I don't really even know myself.
So, what was that thing
at the party?.
That Iittle trick you pulled
with the Day-GIo dog?.
Oh, no, that wasn't a trick.
I can talk to animals
and they can talk to me.
That was a good one. You really
had me going there for a second.
Oh, so you really don't
believe me, huh?. Okay.
Emmy.
Emmy, come here, girl. Come here.
Come here.
I need you to tell me something about
Brandon that only you would know.
Oh, really?.
That's interesting.
It's a bit sad, actually.
Okay. Well, thank you.
Okay, okay. What did she say?.
Oh, nothing, really.
Just that you TiVo Dr. Phil...
...and still sleep
with Star Wars sheets on your bed.
Oh, my God.
You can talk to animals.
I told you so. It runs in my family.
My father is this really amazing man
who helps animals all over the world.
Dolittle is kind of a big name
to Iive up to.
So that's why I just wanna get started,
you know?.
I feel Iike every day I'm not using
my gift, I'm wasting it.
Yeah, it really is an amazing gift.
And to think, today you used it
to find out I'm a total dork.
Shall we?.
Sure.
So, what's your favorite movie?.
Oh, that's easy. Lady and the Tramp.
Really?. Mine too.
It's uncanny, isn't it?.
Yeah. It's Iike we came
from the same pet store.
I know. It's so romantic.
It's too bad we didn't get
to spend more time together.
A Iittle more time with Emmy...
...and who knows
what I would've found out about you.
Well, it was nice meeting you,
Maya Dolittle.
Oh, it was nice meeting you too,
Mr. Brandon Booker.
If you guys ever make it
out to the Bay Area, sniff me out.
And hey, you can always send me
a flea mail. Get it?.
Get it, flea mail?.
Hello?. PIane to catch, remember?.
Well, have a good trip, huh?.
Yeah, you too.
Not that you're going anywhere,
because you Iive here.
-I'm gonna get in the car now.
-Yeah. I'II see you, Tiffany.
Thank you.
Hey, it's okay.
Maybe you'II see him again.
I don't know how.
I'm gonna be in college in San Francisco
and he'II be here.
Well, you never know.
Sometimes Iife takes, Iike,
totally unexpected turns, right?.
I just need to pick up something
from my agent's office.
-It'II only take a sec.
-Okay.
-You come too.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Hey, what about me?.
-Thank you.
-What am I, chopped Iiver?.
Star map?.
What kind of a star map
doesn't feature King Kong?.
Oh, what a rip-off.
Come on,
his office is right down here.
Yeah, it's Chase.
Listen, I met someone at a party
I think could be huge.
Yeah, and get this.
He's a monkey.
No, no, a...monkey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna be huge, man.
I Iove the new decor here.
Tiffany, what's going on?.
-Is that--?.
-That's right.
It's you, Maya Dolittle.
On television.
Better get used to it, girl.
Better get used to it?.
What is he talking about?.
Just Iisten
to what he has to say, okay?.
Ladies, please have a seat
on that couch.
Come on in.
Hi, Maya, my name is Rick Beverly...
...and I Iike to consider myself
a dream maker.
I spend my Iife making
people's dreams...come true.
I did it for Tiffany,
and I can do it for you too.
Now, I know
all about your amazing talents...
...and I bet I know
what your dream is.
To spend your Iife
helping the animals, right?.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
That's beautiful.
Just Iike your daddy.
You got me right in my heart part.
Well, what better way
to help those poor animals...
...than with your very own TV show.
A TV show?.
Maya, the world--
No, the animals...
...they need someone who cares.
Someone who can give them a voice.
And who better
to give them that voice...
...than someone
who can actually talk to them.
Who better than you, Maya Dolittle?.
So wait.
What you're trying to say is,
you wanna put me on a TV show?.
No, he's saying
he wants to put us on TV.
Exactly.
Tiffany and Maya.
The animal talkers.
It will be so hot.
We'II wear amazing outfits.
-Have on cool pets.
-Cool.
Maybe you can even teach me
how to talk to animals too.
Wait, wait, wait, you guys, hold on.
This is all really exciting,
but I can't do a TV show.
I'm about to start studying
to become a veterinarian.
Wow, a veterinarian.
Good for you.
I bet that takes
a Iong time though, huh?.
Yeah, it actually does,
Iike seven years.
Seven years.
What a Iong time to waste.
I mean, wait.
Or you could do this TV show...
...and start helping
those poor Iittle animals right now.
Yes, Lucky, this is the answer
I've been Iooking for.
The answer?.
Wait a minute,
so if you did this TV show...
...then you wouldn't go away
to college?.
Nope, wouldn't have to.
I Iove it. The Animal Talkers.
It's brilliant.
Thank you, Lucky, for always
Iooking out for what's best for me.
What's best for you?.
Oh, yes, exactly.
I mean, who else would I be thinking of?.
Oh, no, it's Mom.
I don't know if she'II be as supportive.
-What should I do?.
-Tell her.
-Might as well get it over with, right?.
-I'II just try to buy us some time.
Hello?.
Hey, Mom.
No, we haven't Ieft yet.
But I was thinking...
...would it be okay if I stayed
another couple days or so?.
Another couple days?.
No, you have to get back.
This is supposed
to be an overnight thing.
Mom, Mom, come on,
just Iisten to me for a second.
I may have an opportunity
to help a Iot more animals here...
-...if I just stay a little longer.
-Longer?. How much Ionger?.
Well, I don't know yet,
but you can trust me.
I usually make
pretty good decisions, don't I?.
Okay, stay a few more days,
help some more animals.
I guess I can finish up
this packing myself.
And as Iong as you're back by Saturday,
we should be in good shape.
Okay, all right. Thank you, Mommy.
-Have fun.
-I Iove you, bye.
Yes.
I had my chef prepare
a special breakfast...
...to celebrate the first day
of your new Iife.
Have I died and gone
to doggie heaven or what?.
Eat up, enjoy,
then we've got to motor.
Rick wants to pitch our show to
the networks, so we're already behind.
Don't worry, I started thinking
about what the show should be Iike.
I think I want it to be, Iike,
educational, you know?.
We could answer viewers' questions
and we could go into the audience and--
That reminds me, we need guests.
We could go on the Internet--
Okay, pause.
We are way ahead of you on that.
Rick's set up a bunch of appointments
with possible celebrity guests.
-Wait, celebrity guests?.
-Totally.
You think anyone's gonna watch
if we interview regular people's animals?.
-I don't think so.
-Really?.
Smells Iike fish eggs. Oh, well.
--but I don't want it
to all be about that.
Right, right. Of course, of course.
But Maya, trust me,
if we want the show to take off...
...we've got to shoot for the stars.
-Okay, whatever you say.
-AII right, come on.
-Here we are.
-Where are we?.
-Do you Iike Chad Cassidy movies?.
-Of course.
-Well, that's whose house this is.
-No way.
I Iike to call him Chad Hunkly.
Hi, Chad.
Miss Monaco, come on down.
Hey, Iove you, babe.
Sorry about having to meet out here,
but I'm training for my next role.
I'm doing the Abe Lincoln story.
We spiced it up a Iittle bit.
Well, Chad, we're doing this show...
...and we would Iove you and Chubster
to be on it. Right, Maya?.
Maya.
Yeah. I'm sorry,
I've just seen all your movies.
I'm a really big fan of yours.
Yeah, me too.
But Tiffany's right.
We would Iove you to be on our show.
It's gonna be all about celebrities
and their pets.
Well, that's not what it's all about.
That's part of it.
-But it's mostly about helping animals.
-Oh, yeah?.
Well, funny you came by today...
...because I could really use some help
with my pig, Chubster.
-Really?.
-Yeah.
She's been giving me problems Iately.
She's Iost her appetite or something.
She just won't eat.
No matter what I try to give her,
she just turns her nose up at it.
-Really?.
-Yeah.
I tell you what.
If you can figure out
what's wrong with her...
...I'II do your show.
-Sound good?.
-Sounds great.
Okay, Maya, do your stuff.
-Okay.
-This way.
There she is right there.
Hey, Chub. Chubster.
I just don't know
what's wrong with her.
Chubster?.
Hi, I'm Maya.
So I hear you're not too interested
in food Iately.
-What's going on?.
-What's the matter?.
Look at me. I'm obese.
Okay, but you're a pig.
Aren't you supposed to be fat?.
Says who?.
Why does the word pig always have
to be associated with being fat?.
Well, I ain't gonna be part
of the problem no more.
Well, I applaud you
for what you're trying to do...
...but you can't just not eat.
It's not healthy.
What else can I do?.
I have a slow metabolism.
Well, I really don't know
what to tell you. I--
You know what?.
I think I have an idea.
Oh, thank you, Maya.
I can feel the pounds
just dropping off already.
Bikini season, here I come.
You shouldn't have any trouble
with getting her to eat now...
...but you should also consider
a Iow-calorie diet.
Wow, I don't know what to say,
but I'II see you at the taping...
...of your new show.
Right, Chubster?.
You got it, Chad baby.
You nailed it. You really nailed it.
-I did?.
-Totally.
You know, I think you and I
make a really great team.
I think we do.
Now we get these next few celebs
to commit, and we are golden.
You are gonna Iove this band.
Thank you for Ietting us visit you
on the set of your new film.
So how can we help with your pony?.
Buttercup is a total nightmare
to work with.
I should have Iistened to my manager.
He said never to work
with animals or children.
Tell me about it.
This is it. Just one Ieft.
You help this animal,
no network in town will turn us down.
Oh, great. So whose place is this,
and what kind of pet do they have?.
You better just see for yourself.
Yo, yo, yo, fellas, cut it, cut it.
Hey, what up, Iadies?.
Come on down here.
Hey, yo, Manny.
Chill for five, all right?.
AII right.
Ridiculuz.
Tiffany, baby.
Thanks for coming. Miss Dolittle,
Tiffany's told me so much about you.
Ladies, this is serious.
I mean, I don't even know what to do.
This is Mr. FIuffernufferman.
He Iike my best friend
in the whole world.
He Iike....
He Iike the only G I can really trust,
you feel me?.
Thing is, he ain't really been acting
his self Iately.
It's Iike he don't hang with me
and the homeys no more.
He be all sulking in the corners.
Sometimes he be hiding
underneath the furniture, man.
Don't worry.
Maya will find out
what's bothering him.
Oh, Miss Dolittle,
you just got to do something.
He Iike....
He Iike the wind beneath my wings.
Okay.
Hi, Mr. FIuffernufferman.
I'm Maya. So you wanna tell me
what's going on?.
I'II tell you what's going on.
I hate rap music.
-You do?.
-Yeah, Iook at these ears.
They're finely-tuned instruments.
They require something
more delicate, you know?.
Well, what did you have in mind?.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could get down with this.
Yeah, old school.
So, Iadies, when's this show
of yours taping?.
Yes, he has a Iittle bunny rabbit.
Can you believe it?.
Two days ago, I was sitting
in my bedroom packing to go to college.
And now I'm in Los Angeles...
...hanging out with celebrities
and putting together my own TV show.
Oh, not to mention going to dinner
with Brandon Booker himself.
That's right, that's right.
-You won't tell me where we're going.
-Will you trust me?.
You're gonna Iove this place
where I got reservations.
Best view in town.
I think they used to shoot episodes
of Lassie up here.
Lassie. Now, there was
a beautiful animal.
-Think she ever had any work done?.
-I don't know.
-Maybe a Iittle Collie-gen.
-Good one.
So, what about school?.
What did you tell your parents?.
Well, I haven't exactly told them yet.
-You haven't told them?.
-No.
I'II just wait to tell her
until things are final.
We go see the network tomorrow,
see if they wanna put the show on.
Really?. Good Iuck.
Okay, we're almost there.
It's just up ahead.
I don't understand where in the world
you would have reservations up here.
Trust me. It is--
Amazing.
Brandon, this is absolutely amazing.
I told you
it was the best view in town.
You can see everything from here.
Now you really can, Iook.
That's the big record building
over there.
This is really something else.
Remember that cool theater
we drove by?.
You see it right there?. You see it?.
-Hollywood Walk of Fame.
-Yeah, that's the bowling alley.
You can see the ocean. Oh, my God.
Wow, your owner is a real class act.
He's starting
to smell better and better to me.
So hungry?.
Well, I haven't really had much
of an appetite recently.
Oh, no?.
No, I don't know
what's wrong with me.
I've just been feeling a Iittle off
the past few days.
I'm really tired too.
Oh, hey, hang on a second.
Hey, Maya, Emmy said
she's feeling a Iittle strange...
...really tired, doesn't wanna eat
and stuff. Any ideas?.
Is he talking to you right now?.
Actually, he is.
He said Emmy's feeling a Iittle weird.
She is?.
Yeah, but don't worry.
I'm sure I can help her.
So you're feeling a Iittle tired
and you don't wanna eat.
Well, maybe a change of diet
can have a positive effect.
Well, I met this pig today
who has a big problem with food.
So, what do you think, girl?.
Maybe a Iittle variety might help?.
Sure, okay. I'm willing to give it a try.
There are some extra dumplings
in the basket.
-Why don't you try those?.
-Thanks, Maya.
Oh, you're welcome, girl.
Don't worry, everything will be okay.
What?.
Nothing.
It's just that the view's not
the only thing up here that's amazing.
Here you go.
Dig in to these.
You got some sauce on your nose.
-I did?. Where?.
-Here. I'II get it.
I knew being sloppy
would pay off someday, but....
Add to that appearances by one
Chad Cassidy...
...not to mention hip-hop superstar
Ridiculuz...
...on top of all the other celebrities
we have already discussed...
...and, Iadies and gentlemen, I think--
No, I know that you have found
your next big show.
I think...
...we Iove it.
-You do?.
-More than Iove it.
"Love" Iove it.
That's a Iot of Iove.
We think this show can be big.
No, bigger than big.
Huge.
Hugely big.
In fact, we have a hole
in our fall schedule...
...I think we could fill with this show.
Tiff, I can't believe it.
I'm gonna be on TV.
I can start helping animals right now.
Absolutely.
There are, however, a few small changes
we'd Iike to discuss first.
Small changes?.
Oh, smaller than small.
-Itsy-bitsy.
-Teeny-weeny.
Okay, Iike what?.
Well, for starters, we'd Iike
to tone down the whole helping thing.
Tone down?.
But that's what this show is all about.
Oh, absolutely.
We just think the show
can be more entertaining...
...while it's helping.
But it has to help.
I swear, if this show doesn't help,
I don't know what we're doing here.
Any of us.
Oh, okay, well, I can understand that.
More entertaining.
Anything else?.
We can iron out
all the finer details Iater.
Right now, the big question is
do we have a deal?.
Maya Dolittle...
...welcome to network television.
-Yes.
-Congratulations, kiddo, you did it.
Oh, thanks, guys,
but, Iook, I still have one concern.
I know the show has to be entertaining,
but I wanna make sure...
...the purpose of what we're doing
is to still help animals.
Let me ask you.
-You are Maya Dolittle, correct?.
-Of course I am.
Maya Dolittle
wants to help animals, right?.
That's all I've ever wanted to do.
If Maya Dolittle
is involved in this show...
...then how can it not be
about helping animals?.
Maya Dolittle helps animals.
That's what she does.
Yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Of course it does.
Now, Iook, I don't want you to worry
about any of this stuff, okay?.
I will not Iet anyone
ruin your vision for this show.
-Okay, kiddo?.
-Okay.
Because I'm Rick Beverly.
See?. That's what I do.
Now, there is just one small detail
Ieft to discuss.
Not a big one, just a small one.
-And what's that?.
-That's my contract.
-The contract?.
-It's nothing out of the ordinary.
It just gives me permission
to represent you...
...and to use your Iikeness,
etcetera, etcetera.
There's a bunch of Iegal hoo-hah...
...that you don't have
to concern yourself with at all.
Tiff signed the exact same thing
when we started working together.
-Isn't that right, Tiff?.
-Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, fun.
You know what?.
I think I should read it before I sign it.
Is that okay?.
Absolutely.
Absolutely, you should read it
before you sign it.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Wouldn't be right.
We can worry
about all this stuff Iater.
Maya and I have something
more important we've to do first.
-Like what?.
-Celebrate.
And there's only one way I know
how to do that.
Monkeys, we never go out of style.
Wow, celebrating is so much fun.
Now that you're gonna stay out here,
we can do it, Iike, every weekend.
Really?. Wow, that would be so great.
But, you know, you've already done
so much for me already.
I don't wanna impose
more than I already have.
Besides, you probably wanna get back
to hanging out with your regular friends.
Yeah, you are so right.
Because I usually hang out with them,
Iike, every day.
I wish they wouldn't wanna hang out
so much, but you know friends.
They're just so friendly.
Sorry, I have to get this.
Don't use up all the sun.
Bring me back
one of those fancy drinks.
The ones with the Iittle umbrellas
in them.
-Hello?.
-Friends, good one.
-What did you say?.
-I said that was a good one.
About Tiffany having friends.
What do you mean?.
I mean, she doesn't.
Wait, what are you talking about?.
Who do I see her all the time
in the magazines with?.
She's always hanging out
with all kinds of fabulous people.
Photo ops staged for the cameras.
She doesn't really know
any of those people.
It's kind of sad if you think about it.
Yeah.
Sorry, that was Britney.
She wanted to hang out,
but I told her I couldn't...
...because I was hanging out
with my new best friend.
-Poor kid.
-Hi, baby.
I hope it isn't who I think it is.
Okay, people, the audience will be here
in Iess than three hours...
...so Iet's get cracking
on our first rehearsal.
Look at you.
You Iook dynamite.
Now, all the celebrity pets
have arrived.
You all ready for rehearsal?.
-Yep.
-Totally.
Great, then there's just one thing
to talk about.
The contract.
Did you get a chance to Iook at it?.
Oh, no, I completely forgot.
We've just been so busy.
-Oh, boy.
-Anyone seen my frappe?.
-Maya, you Iook great.
-This could be a problem.
Because before the cameras roll,
we need your name on the dotted Iine.
But if you need a few more days
to read it, I guess that's okay.
I'II just send all these people home.
-Oh, no.
-I'm gonna be on TV.
I'd sign it now,
but I didn't bring it with me.
Oh, what a coincidence.
I have an extra one right here.
Okay, well, if Tiffany signed
the exact same thing...
...it should be fine, right?.
-Right.
-Okay.
There you go.
Super.
Now Iet's Dolittle it.
You Iike that?. I thought that could be
your new catch phrase.
It's in the contract.
Oh, wait.
-Oh, no, it's my mom.
-Oh, great.
I guess I have to tell her
what I've been doing.
-Yeah.
-I'II be up in a minute.
Okay, good stuff.
-Hello?.
-Hey, Maya.
-Hey, Mom.
-Break a shell.
Oh, no, no, I haven't gotten
any of your messages.
Maya, what is going on?.
You were supposed
to be home yesterday.
Look, Mom,
I have to tell you something...
...and I really need you
to try to understand, okay?.
I've decided not to go to college,
stay in Los Angeles...
...and do a TV show
with Tiffany Monaco.
You're what?
Maya, I don't know
what has come over you...
...but we will talk about it Iater
when you get home.
Now, what you're going to do
is pack your bags...
...and get to the airport tonight.
I will have a ticket waiting for you.
Do you understand me?
Look, Mom,
I already made up my mind...
...so you ' re just gonna have to
accept it.
I gotta go.
They're waiting for me in rehearsal.
I'll give you a call later.
Rehearsal?. Maya, don't you dare
hang up that phone, young Iady.
I'm your mother, we'll--
Maya?. Maya?.
That didn't sound
Iike it went really well.
You can say that...
...but she'II understand
when she sees the show, right?.
I mean, once she sees how much good
the show is gonna do, right?.
-Won't she?.
-Sure, sure she will.
Yeah, of course.
Don't give it a second thought.
Thanks, Lucky.
Now go out there and break a Ieg.
Rehearsal's up. And action.
Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco,
and this is my friend--
Maya Dolittle.
And we would Iike
to welcome you to....
-The Animal Talkers.
-The Animal Talkers.
Today, we're gonna talk
about animal fashion.
-Isn't that right, Maya?.
-It sure is.
And our first episode is all about
how to help our animals Iook good.
It's going to be
such an amazing show.
We have Hollywood heartthrob
Chad Cassidy.
Hey, Emmy.
I'm psyched you guys could make it.
-You want a tour of the studio?.
-Sure, Lucky, thanks.
But first, can I get a drink of water?.
Oh, you're still not feeling well,
are you?.
Come on, I know a place backstage
where you can relax.
Tiff, our first guest is not only one
of the biggest Hollywood heartthrobs...
...but he also has one
of the biggest Hollywood hearts.
So Iet's give a big warm
Animal Talkers welcome...
...to Chad Cassidy.
And his VIP--
Very Important Pig, that is.
--Chubster.
Chubster told Maya when she's
getting ready to paint the town red...
...with owner Chad Cassidy,
she Iikes to think pink.
That's right, Tiffany.
And thanks to you and Maya,
we'II never clash again.
Isn't that right, Chubster?.
What is this, a fashion show?.
Now I think it's time for us
to bring out our next guest...
...who happens to be one
of my favorites.
Hey, yo.
We're happy to be here, y'all.
Hey, Maya, who's that hip-hopper?.
Girl, that is Ridiculuz and his hare
with flair, Mr. FIuffernufferman.
We helped him find his inner mack daddy
with this hot ensemble.
How do you Iike your new duds,
Mr. FIuffernufferman?.
Really?. Good one.
That was really funny.
Cut.
That was amazing.
Thank you. Okay, thank you.
Take five, we're gonna reset
for the next rehearsal segment.
Thank you, people.
AII right, Iet's go.
Roger, how was that?.
-Hey.
-Hey.
So, what do you think?.
Well, I think I barely recognize you.
No, not me, I'm talking about the show.
What do you think?.
The show?.
Yeah, well, the show is interesting.
Interesting?.
-Don't you Iike it?.
-Oh, I don't know.
I guess--
I mean, it wasn't what I expected.
I thought you wanted the show
to be about helping animals.
Well, I did. I do.
-I mean, it is, isn't it?.
-Yeah, well, I don't know.
A pig in a tutu?.
How does that really help anyone?.
It's just a different kind of help,
you know?.
-It still has to be entertaining, right?.
-Yeah.
I guess I'm just a Iittle surprised.
When you first told me
about the show...
...I pictured something
a Iittle more educational.
Maya, Maya.
Wait, Lucky, hold on one second.
I know the show has changed a bit
from when I first heard about it...
...but it's still all about
helping animals.
-Maya.
-I mean, I'm Maya Dolittle.
And all I wanna do is help animals.
So why would I be on a show
that isn't about helping animals?.
Maya, Maya,
I really need to talk to you.
Lucky, I said hold on a minute.
Maya, are you sure
this is what you wanna be doing?.
Maya, Iisten to me. Emmy needs help.
Lucky, I said hold--
Wait, what did you say?.
I think Emmy is really sick.
-You better come take a Iook at her.
-Oh, no.
What's the matter?. Where you going?.
Well, Lucky said
there's something wrong with Emmy.
-Emmy?.
-Yeah, come on.
Maya?. Where are you going, Maya?.
Maya, we need you on-set.
-Lucky, come on, where is she?.
-Over here, hurry.
Emmy.
-Oh, Emmy.
-Emmy.
What's the matter, girl?.
Tell me what's wrong.
I don't know.
I just keep feeling worse and worse.
-Is she okay?. What's the matter?.
-I'm not sure yet.
Maya Dolittle to the set.
Maya Dolittle to the set, please.
Okay, I think I better get her to a vet.
No, no, no. I can help her.
Emmy, can you tell me,
where does it hurt?.
I don't know.
-I just feel so weak.
-What did she say?.
-She's not sure, but it's okay--
-No, I'm taking her to a vet.
But you don't have to,
I can talk to her--
Maya,
just because you can talk to animals...
...doesn't mean you know everything
about them.
Now, are you gonna help me
get her to a vet or not?.
Maya, what's going on?.
We need you right now.
Maya, we gotta do something.
We better hurry.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Come on, baby.
Hey, where are you going?.
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry?.
I got a show to shoot. I'm sorry?.
I'm sorry?.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I think my dog is really sick.
Okay, Iet's bring her right through.
It's okay, Emmy. It's okay.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.
PIease just Iet her be okay.
Come on, come on.
What is taking so Iong?.
She's gonna be okay.
-She is?.
-Yeah.
Oh, that is such a relief.
What's wrong with her?.
It's Bordetella.
It's actually fairly easy to diagnose.
The symptoms are quickly identifiable.
Fatigue, Ioss of appetite.
Fatigue and Ioss of appetite.
The test confirmed it.
Most dogs are vaccinated for it
when they're puppies...
...but for some reason, she wasn't.
The people that I adopted her from
told me that she had all her shots.
I guess I should have checked.
It's Iucky that you caught it
when you did and brought her in.
Yeah,
it's Iucky we caught it in time.
Emmy, I'm so sorry I couldn't figure out
what was wrong with you.
It's okay, Maya. It's not your fault.
How could you have known?.
We're gonna keep her for observation.
-She needs some rest.
-Yeah.
They said that she could have died.
And it would have been my fault.
No, Brandon, it would have been mine,
and I'm so sorry.
Look, I'II talk to you about this Iater,
okay?.
Right now,
there's something I gotta do.
And I'm happy
that Emmy's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
I just-- I don't--
Where is she?. Where is she?.
-If your client doesn't show--
-Just relax.
Finally. Okay, people, Maya's here.
We're set to go. PIaces, please.
Maya, are you okay?.
How's Brandon's dog?.
I think she's gonna be okay.
Good. Are you okay?.
Maya, where have you been all day?.
You completely missed rehearsal.
I know, and I'm really sorry,
but I have something to tell you guys.
We don't have time for that.
We're about to start taping.
No, Rick, I really need to talk to you.
Later.
Right now, you've gotta Iisten, okay?.
I'm Iooking for my daughter.
Can you tell me where I can find
Maya Dolittle?.
Because you missed rehearsal,
you have to go out there cold.
Follow the cue cards
and you'II be fine.
No, but Rick--
Tiffany's a pro.
Just follow her Iead, okay?.
-No, but--
-AII right, knock them dead, kiddo.
Hi, Tiffany. Come on, girl.
AII right. Talk to some animals.
-Hurray, Maya.
-Maya, you rock.
We're all gonna be on TV.
Hi, I'm Tiffany Monaco,
and this is my friend....
I said, this is my friend--
Oh, Maya.
Maya Dolittle. That's right.
-And we are the animal talkers.
-The animal talkers.
What she said.
Today, we're gonna talk
all about animal fashion.
Isn't that right, Maya?.
What's wrong with her?.
Right, Maya?.
Read what's on the cue cards, honey.
No.
No.
That's not what I wanna talk about.
I wanna talk about the fact that...
...this is all wrong.
A dog I know almost died today
and it was my fault.
I thought I could help her.
I thought I did help her...
...but it turns out
I was just fooling myself.
You guys, Maya Dolittle,
the animal talker...
...can't even help animals...
...because Maya Dolittle
doesn't even know how to.
Or at Ieast not yet.
-But Maya helped me.
-Me too.
-She certainly helped this dove.
-She helped all of us.
Guys, Iisten to her.
Yeah. It's not what she's saying.
I may have helped a few celebrity pets
with their problems...
...but I wanna do so much more.
Just because I can talk to animals
doesn't mean I can help them.
Like, really help them
when they need it the most.
And in order to do that,
I need to go to veterinary school.
So I'm really sorry, Tiffany.
And I'm sorry
to everybody in the audience...
...but I just can't do this show.
I hope you all understand.
Great stuff. Really great stuff.
Maya, can I just have one quick word
with you backstage?.
Yeah, sure.
That is such a relief.
Rick, thank you so much
for understanding.
Understanding?.
The only thing I understand
is that as Iong as I have this...
...you will do
exactly what I want you to do...
...when I want you to do it.
-What?.
-Don't you get it?.
Thanks to your signature
being on this contract, I own you.
I own your name.
I own your Iittle face.
I own all things Maya Dolittle.
Just Iike I own Tiffany Monaco.
Remember?.
She signed the exact same contract.
You knew the contract said that
and you didn't say anything to me?.
I thought we were friends.
-Well, I--
-Oh, yeah, friends.
Welcome to Hollywood.
So now...
...I want you to march right back out
to your Iittle spot there on-stage...
...read whatever's on the cue cards...
...and be Maya Dolittle,
the animal talker, okay?.
-Hey.
-What's he trying to pull?.
He can't talk to her Iike that.
Right up there.
Come on.
Hey, everyone.
You wanna help Maya out?.
Then get that contract.
This clown is going down.
Let me at him.
After him.
Jump him.
-Come on.
-Bust a move.
Charge.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, Iet go.
You're about to get a mouthful of hoof,
buddy boy.
-Get him.
-Give me that contract.
What is going on here?.
Hey, you, you back off.
Get away from me.
Okay, okay, stop.
Stay right there.
Back it up, back it up.
Do you know who I am?.
Turtle, that's far enough.
Hey, you, stop it right there with your--
I don't even know what you are.
Hey, get back there.
Maya. Maya.
Maya, tell these animals to back off,
will you?.
Oh, no, Rick, I'm sorry.
I don't believe
that's on the cue cards.
Get away from me.
Hey, stop.
Get him.
Stop!
Stay back, fur balls.
-After him.
-I am on his tail.
Where is he?.
Everybody, split up.
Follow your noses and sniff him out.
His bacon is fried.
Search and destroy.
Oh, he is fertilizer now.
This way.
-Lucky.
-I hope he Iikes warts.
Let's put the squeeze on him.
I can smell that rat around here.
Lucky. Lucky, which way did he go?.
This way. Come on.
Where did he go?. This way?.
-Come on, Iet's go.
-Hey, there he goes.
I'm after him.
-Feet, do your duty.
-Hey, out of my way, slowpoke.
Oh, piggy.
You think I am afraid of you?.
I am D'Artagnan,
and I am not afraid of anything.
-Snake!
-Hey, what's up?.
-No!
-Fork over that contract.
Bull's-eye.
Why, you Iittle....
That's it for you.
AII right, easy there, big fellow.
This town's not big enough
for the two of us.
You know what I want
and I'm here to get it.
Here I come, city boy.
Okay, take it easy, horsey.
Take it easy, okay?.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool.
Chicken.
Cut. Thanks, buddy.
You ruined the take.
Sorry, everyone.
Wow, Iooks great.
Movies, Iove them.
Mummies, spooky.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
Hey, there's wind here,
if you guys need it.
Have a nice trip. Goodbye.
Look. Lucky, there he is.
After him.
Maya, this way.
There he is. Time for warp speed.
Ape-Pollo 13, scene 1 6, take two.
Action.
My oxygen sensors indicate...
...the atmosphere on this alien planet
is totally breathable.
What do you think, Monkey?.
Cut. Brilliant.
I feel so cheap.
No.
-Lucky, hurry, he's getting away.
-Excuse me.
Looks Iike Maya needs me.
And I think perhaps
I need my dignity back.
No, no, no. Hey.
Hey, get that monkey back here
or he's finished.
Who cares?.
What I really want to do is direct.
Gotcha.
SIow and steady wins the race.
You stupid bunch of animals.
You think you can make a fool
out of Rick Beverly?.
-You'II never get this contract.
-Think again, blondie.
-Finders keepers.
-Hey, hey. Get back here.
Monkey, what are you doing here?.
Oh, I was just in the neighborhood
and I--
Hey, give that back to Monkey.
Come on.
Oh, Monaco. Good job.
Did I ever tell you
you were my favorite client?.
Now hand it over.
Actually,
I don't think I'm gonna do that, Rick.
Excuse me?.
I don't think it would be
a very nice thing for a friend to do.
What a friend would do is--
Monaco, before you do something
that you might regret...
...remember, I still own you.
Your name still belongs to me.
You know what?. You can have it.
It's not even my real name.
You, and you.
You will never work
in this town again.
None of you.
I'II make sure of that.
You call yourself a shark?.
-I'm a shark.
-Yeah, bite me.
Oh, Tiffany, thank you so much.
Hey, I'm the one that got you
into this whole mess.
The Ieast I could do
is help you get out of it, right?.
Well, she's not the only one
who got you into it.
-I mean....
-What?.
What do you mean, Lucky?.
I encouraged you to go to Los Angeles
to do the show...
...even though I knew
it probably wasn't the best thing for you.
You did?. Why?.
Because I didn't want you
to go away to school.
You're my best friend, Maya.
I don't wanna Iose you.
It's okay, Lucky. I understand,
but you don't have to worry...
...because no matter where I go
or what I'm doing...
...we will always be best friends,
okay?.
Deal.
Maya?.
Mom?.
Mom.
Wait, before you say anything,
just please Iet me explain myself.
I know I messed up.
I know this TV show was a stupid idea.
It's just a shortcut,
and I realize that now.
AII I wanna do is go to vet school,
no matter how Iong it takes.
-Helping the animals will be worth it.
-I know.
Mom, I know you're mad at me...
...and I'm sorry
because I should have called, but--
Wait, what did you say?.
Maya, I saw the whole thing.
I am so proud of you.
Thank you, Mom.
We still have time
to make it to registration?.
-We could try.
-Hello?.
Private jet, remember?.
Let's go.
And so that's the story...
...of how Maya Dolittle
started vet school.
Let me tell you,
it was a close one, all right.
But you know what?
It all turned out all right in the end.
And as for me....
Hey, what can I say?
She's my best friend.
Did you really think...
...I was just gonna let her go off
to college without me?
But I wasn 't the only surprise Maya got
at college.
-Remember that Brandon guy?
-Surprise.
He decided to finally take that time off
from Hollywood...
...and go to college.
-Where do you think he applied?
-I can't believe it.
And since Brandon was there,
guess who else showed up.
So I guess
it all worked out in the end.
Boy, Hollywood sure is
one crazy place...
...and it's probably best
we all got it out of our systems.
Well, almost all of us.
And cut.
AII right, everyone, that's a wrap.
Now, will someone please bring me
a banana Iatte?.