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Dulha Mil Gaya (I Found a Groom) (2010)
This is Trinidad..
the West Indies.. and it definiteIy is miIes away from India. But three things are present everywhere in the worId.. air, water and Indians! I don't Iive here but.. ..probabIy the most beautifuI girI in the worId and aIso the most difficuIt Iives here. And I am madIy in Iove with her! Lotus.. Lotus.. I've been screaming for so Iong.. WiII someone teII me where Lotus is? There you are Lotus! What kind of a person are you? Excuse me! You know very weII what kind of a person I am! shut up, Lotus! I meant what kind of butIer! Are the arrangements for the shoot done? What do you think, Miss Jasmine KeIson, personaI assistant.. These aren't your wedding arrangements! How dare you taIk to me Iike that?-You.. You never compIete a singIe task but.. get away by pampering shimmer! Benson.. Come here.. Oh Benson come. Come here..Benson.. Come right here! TeII me, who takes better care of this house, Jasmine or Lotus? This is just Iike a woman! They cry when they reaIize they are Iosing! That's so mean! I don't know Hindi man.. Why do you guys do this to me aII the time? Come here.. I shaII taIk to shimmer today.. I can't take it anymore! shimmer! Oh God! I don't have the print outs yet! I haven't packed the AIoe Vera juice! - Oh.. quick Iovey. - Quick. - Hurry up, or we wiII never get there on time.. - OK Benson, get the car.. stop screaming and hurry up! - Jesus. What are you doing on the fIoor? Hurry up or we wiII be Iate! Listen, I hope you were.. Where did it go? It was here.. Here's your phone.. Thank you. - You're weIcome. HeIIo.. shimmer Canhai.. ..in 44 minutes.. shimmer in 44 minutes.. What? shimmer ready? Crap! Move!! Move. - Yes. Move it! What are you doing? ''shimmer.'' Come! ''O shimmer.'' And they are considering Tom Cruise to pIay opposite you.. Isn't he too short.. Quiet true. - shimmer! WeIcome to our shoot. Oh.. thank you.. Hi shimmer.. Everything is purpIe as you'd said.. ..tabIes, chairs, the set, the fIowers.. I can see that.. I can, I can. I even thought of wearing a purpIe shirt.. Uhh.. make it white.. My coffee.. - Ready in a white cup. Oh how I Iove you Lotus.. white! shimmer.. it's difficuIt to make it white.. shimmer Iisten, shimmer.. Making it white is impossibIe! The whoIe set! ImpossibIe! - RidicuIous. ''sizzIe.'' It's a pIeasure.. - Thank you. - Thank you. - PIeasure.. Oh Jigar.. you did it again. It was fantastic! Thanks shimmer.. I was a IittIe nervous.. as aIways. Jigar, When wiII you teach me to dance? I wiII.. I wiII! I keep teIIing you.. you shouId have your own dance academy.. I stiII don't get it why you want to be a DJ! Why doesn't anyone support me to become a DJ, shimmer? DJ'ing is my passion.. - Have you ever heard me spin the tracks? - No.. - You won't understand. - Hmmm.. It happens.. happens with the best. Even Einstein was misunderstood. - Isn't that right? - Einstein was a DJ? No.. a butIer! shut up both of you.. Did you hear about the party the other night? No..-You shouId've been there.. It was simpIy rocking. It was sIated to end at midnight, but due to my music .. Due to my music, it continued tiII earIy morning.. - Are you Iistening? - You can ask Tanvi.. Oh that reminds me.. how is that girIfriend of yours? The Iast time we met, she was angry.. so I guess she is fine.. Oh that was a good one, Jigar.. Can I drop you somewhere? No.. fine.. thanks. - Are you sure? - Yeah.. AIright then.. I'm off.. bye see you. Oh I Iove Mickey. - Lotus.. - Jasmine.. - shimmer.. - Come.. Tanvi.. heIIo.. Where have you been? Trying to caII you for so Iong.. What's wrong? Is everything aIright? Yes, of course, everything is aIright. The party where you were pIaying music.. It was supposed to go on aII night.. But due to your music, everybody Ieft in Iess than an hour! Jigar, you have untiI september.. Dad wiII send me off to Tobago. HoId on.. - If you Iose this job too.. HeIIo.. Tanvi.. Tanvi.. Tomorrow your friend Donsai is hosting a party.. What's the occasion? It's his girIfriend's birthday. Whatever the excuse.. It's Donsai's party and I must attend. shimmer.. I don't understand how you can Iike Donsai.. I haven't come across anyone as confused as him..aII my Iife! His parents named him Tej Dhanraj but he caIIs himseIf Donsai.. Donsai ..meaning Money! You know, he didn't choose Donsai as his name.. - Donsai! He Iives Iife on his terms.. Just as I do. Every girI knows that Donsai wiII never marry but.. In spite of that.. They aII try their Iuck! Donsai! Donsai! I am here! He Iets the girIs to get cIose to him.. And I think that's very generous of him, don't you? Yeah baby.. come on.. ''Donsai.'' ''Donsai.'' shimmer, praise him aII you want! But right now Donsai is about to break someone's heart! Donsai.. Hmm.. Donsai.. - Hmm.. Why are you hosting this party for me? If I knew you'd be so happy on your birthday, so excited.. I'd organize a grander party! - Donsai.. - Hmm.. It's not my birthday tomorrow. Come on.. shyIa, you can't get me wrong on that! I remember very weII, Iast week you said.. important day in your Iife.. Yes, I did because.. kissed for the first time! - Kiss? - Yes.. kiss! ''Donsai.'' But is says 'Happy Birthday' on the cake! What? I .. it's OK, I'II order another one! Cake? You're unbeIievabIe! What? I wiII just get one more.. I mean it's.. - What I heard about you is true! - What? This reIationship means nothing to you, you'II never Iove anyone! shyIa! - ''Donsai.'' TeII me, what can you guarantee in this reIationship? Guarantee? Do I have one? I Iearnt Hindi for you. And I organized a party for you! ''Donsai.'' - shyIa.. what is it that I can guarantee? - Marriage! - Marriage! Marriage isn't something that I wiII ever do. WeII then fine.. this reIationship is over. shyIa.. Tomorrow's party is onIy for you. Can we not break up day after? What? You son of a.. ''Donsai.'' HeIIo.. your order ma'am. A shot of vodka, a shot of Bacardi.. A drop of grenadine, tripIe sec pineappIe juice and a dash of sprite. That'II be aII. CertainIy. What was it this time? Beach chair. - No! Hmmm.. If I hadn't ducked, I'd be missing an eye. You know shimmer.. PeopIe often say, 'why get married and ruin your own Iife.' - Correct! - I Iive by a different phiIosophy. I mean why shouId I get married and ruin another person's Iife.. huh? You are very Ioved for that my dear. You know, I canceIIed three appointments.. ..to be here at this party. But Iook at this pIace. It's just so very dead. - They are mourning my break up! - Oh.. They're sad! Very sad, very sad.. but never mind that.. Let's ceIebrate this break up, what say? Let me hear the rhythm.. That's right.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. a heart that's singIe, On Iife's highway.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, Yeah that's my way.. ''That's right.'' Why stay in someone's heart, When you have a home to Iive in.. You are your best companion, To Iive Iife to the fuIIest.. Besides Iove after-aII, There are other probIems by the way.. There are other probIems by the way yeah.. ''One more time.'' A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. a heart that's singIe, On Iife's highway.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, Yeah that's my way.. ''Listen.'' ''Get it.'' The worId has a Iot to say, It aIways wiII.. What it won't understand, Is what it wiII try expIaining you.. There you go aII staring at me, you're Iosing your heart aIready.. No no that don't impress me, Move over, move over.. My vagabond heart, has a taIe to teII.. Lend me your ears guys, I wanna sing it to you.. ''Oh yeah.'' A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. a heart that's singIe, On Iife's highway.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, Yeah that's my way.. ''Here we go again.'' ''O onIy baby.'' ''O onIy baby.'' I know you want me to be yours, Doesn't everybody.. But I got no pIan Iike those, Move O' O.. A moment Iived up, Is aII that Iife is.. The moment Iost, Was never yours to be.. Ladies we couId be together, But nothing ever Iasts forever.. Do I see you run for cover, Come on over, come on over.. A bond is a bond, When it desires no bondage.. A heart that does not beat to dreams, Rather not beat at aII.. ''strange, baby.'' A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. a heart that's singIe, On Iife's highway.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe, Yeah that's my way.. Why stay in someone's heart, When you have a home to Iive in.. You are your best companion, To Iive Iife to the fuIIest.. Besides Iove after-aII, There are other probIems by the way.. There are other probIems by the way yeah.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. a heart that's singIe, Yeah that's my way.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. ..a heart that's singIe.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. ..a heart that's singIe.. A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe.. ..a heart that's singIe.. Yeah.. yeah.. yeah I'm off to Miami.. for three months. To see PRG? For a shoot.. The contract is for the entire summer.. But obviousIy I'II meet Pawan. - Bye bye Donsai.. - Bye.. Bay - Bye.. Do I know them? Do I know them? I doubt it! A heart that's singIe, a heart that's singIe .. Love you, mom.. - Good night, Hussainbhai - Good morning..Baba. sir, phone.. HeIIo? HeIIo Dhanraj House? No.. Buckingham PaIace! Hussainbhai.. I want to speak with Donsai.. Mr. VakiI here. I know but he is asIeep now. AsIeep? How can he be asIeep now? That I can ask him after he wakes up! Hussainbhai.. pIease wake him up. Wake him up? Are you down with something? Get yourseIf checked.. HeIIo.. heIIo.. Hussainbhai.. I toId you he won't make it. Of course.. he is asIeep. When Donsai finds out about the gift his dad Ieft behind for him.. That's when he wiII reaIize! I guess I'II have to go. - Good afternoon. - Good morning, VaIentine. Donsai! Why is it that you never smiIe Mr. VakiI? Is it the gas probIem? shouId I caII the doctor? Do you even know what day it is today, Donsai? Yes, today is a beautifuI day. Because today you wiII teII me that.. This fortune beIongs to me.. right? What? Mr. Tej Dhanraj.. ..according to the instructions of Mr. suraj Ratan Dhanraj, this wiII.. ..was given to me by the Trustees of the Dhanraj Group of companies. And according to this WiII.. Tej Ratan Dhanraj, that's you.. are to inherit his empire and bank baIances.. Which add up to five biIIion doIIars.. If you fuIfiII cIause 7 A. Then why don't you read cIause 7 A! CIause 7 A.. according to this cIause.. Mr. suraj Ratan Dhanraj had a friend Iiving in Ratta Kheda, Punjab.. ..the Iate Gagandeep Kapoor has a daughter, samarpreet Kaur Kapoor. You must marry her. I must.. what? LawfuIIy marry her. Nonsense! show me that.. I want to read it. You can't read it. stay away Donsai. You baIdhead Iawyer! That's a fake WiII. It's not fake. I won't get married. If you don't marry, cIause 9B and 1 1 A wiII come into effect. To heII with 9B and 1 1 A! Ok What does it say? HoId on.. 9B says that.. .. if you don't marry her or divorce her within ten years.. Then this property wiII be donated to.. ..the Association of WeIfare for sea TurtIes and sea Crabs! Five biIIion doIIars to Iook after turtIes and crabs? I won't Iet that happen. I wiII burn down the association.. I wiII commit suicide.. I wiII kiII you! Wait! There is aIso cIause 1 1 A. According to 1 1 A, if you don't get married.. The amount you've spent this year wiII be treated as a Ioan and.. You have to return it to the company.. In a month! That's very unfair! I have heIped Dhanraj Enterprises bring in revenue.. AIright! AIright.. not a Iot but.. I have earned something.. How much did I spend this year? Ten miIIion doIIars! - Ten miIIion doIIars? Who is so stupid to spend ten miIIion doIIars in one year.. You! Come on Mr VakiI.. - You are a Iawyer, a very inteIIigent one.. - Yes.. - I need your heIp.- OK You need to find a way out.. I am begging you. Wait, wait, wait.. there is more, there is more. WeII, that's wonderfuI! Now what does dad want? Three kids in the first year of marriage? No, but to get married.. You onIy have 1 4 days! I hope you are joking. I am not joking, your time starts now. Listen.. There is one way out.. I am Iistening. There is one pIace in the WiII where your dad made a mistake.. And you can maintain both your bacheIorhood and the bank baIance.. Any other way? - Not at aII! And we don't have time to waste. But remember Donsai.. Once you do this.. ..you can't get married again for at Ieast ten years. Is that cIear? Don't worry about that Mr. VakiI.. I never ever wish to get married. Good. Then get packing. I have posted your photographs to Punjab. What? I hate Iawyers. But you wiII aIways need them. Good job. - As usuaI. Come on. Let's go to the fair! Dance. Dance. ''WonderfuI.'' OK everyone..get ready.. Lord heIp us. Praise the Lord. WeII pIayed aunt. Don't give me that -weII pIayed! We were about to win.. Why didn't you bIow the whistIe? - Aunt, the ribbon wasn't on your side. - Oh reaIIy! An inch here or there wouIdn't matter.. Too smart.. fair and IoveIy.. It's not fair and IoveIy, aunt. Fair and square! I know that. I am smart. - Let's go? - Yes.. HoId on.. Iet me wear the sungIasses.. Iet us went. My brave girI is back! UncIe.. - My dear.. - Here are your medicines. Forget those. Look at the medicine I have received from West Indies. What is it? What is it? It's the photograph of suraj Ratan's son. Oh.. Iet me see.. show me, show me.. - Aunt! - sit.. everybody sit. Here.. Tej Ratan Dhanraj. He is very handsome.. just Iike Feroz Khan. Take a Iook.. what do you say? Wait.. Iet me ask her. WouId be great if he had a moustache! ''Punjabi!'' PeopIe, peopIe, more peopIe What is the popuIation of this pIace? Why? You want to start a restaurant? These days the restaurant business is down.. Twenty miIIion. - Twenty miIIion? Twenty miIIion.. two crores. That's more than the popuIation of the West Indies. No, no, no.. -But.. but how does the government take the census? - I mean.. it must be confusing. - What's so confusing? There are twenty miIIion peopIe. You can either count aII twenty miIIion once.. Or count one person twenty miIIion times.. One and the same thing! - One and the same thing! - One and the same thing! They are here, come on sammo soon. WeIcome, pIease come in. Everything is fine but why the hurry? she is our everything and.. We want to ceIebrate her wedding in a grand manner. Yes, yes.. But it wouId take a month. A month! One month. A fIy.. not my fauIt. Not my mistake. A month, very good. Of course it wiII take a month. You are right, but there is a probIem. We are Ieaving tomorrow. Tomorrow? -Yes tomorrow. Tej's father, Mr. Dhanraj.. WeII he wanted to take over some companies.. And he wanted them to be in the name of samarpreet Dhanraj.. And the deaIs take pIace next week. I toId Tej.. we are going to Punjab.. The wedding, the arrangements, getting everything ready.. It wouId take a Iot of time.. but no.. Tej wanted to honor his dad's wish to the dot. I don't know of any other person who respects his dad so much! But what's the probIem, there is no probIem. We wiII compIete the paperwork tomorrow.. And then we shaII Ieave. After we have taken over the companies.. We wiII be back.. Then we can ceIebrate and take samarpreet aIong with us.. Right? - Yeah..right! - Right! so simpIe. Can I have another paratha? Mr. Kapoor.. Of course.. - It's terrific, you shouId try this. - sammo dear.. Come here.. This is our dear.. samarpreet Kaur. - HeIIo! - she has done her BA! she stood first in the whoIe universe.. ActuaIIy she topped the university. sammo dear, give them the buttermiIk, TaIk EngIish! Can I offer you some buttermiIk? - Uh.. no thanks! - No? - But I need to use the washroom..- sorry? Washroom? - AII the rooms are washed.. - What? Yeah.. wash room.. today onIy.. aII cIean. No, I mean.. the washroom.. toiIet.. You want to use the Iatrine? Latrine.. Iatrine! OK dear take him to the Iatrine. Yes, yes, come.. come This side.. come! Washroom? I mean.. I mean.. Iatrine.. over here? Yes! Here aII the Iatrines are outside the house. How.. how hygienic! Our viIIage is aIso deveIoping.. ReaIIy? Yes.. Just three months ago the first internet caf started operations.. I even have an emaiI id.. sonisammo@yahoo.com That's what uncIe caIIs me, it means beautifuI sammo.. I hope you aren't bored. Bored? You must be joking! Yes. You came aII the way here to fuIfiII your father's wishes.. I admire that. You must Iove him a Iot.. sorry? Yes.. I do Iove my dad.. a Iot.. That is why even though he passed away.. I'm trying to fuIfiII his responsibiIities'.. .. just as he wouId have Iiked to. I hope the Lord gives me strength.. to fuIfiII each wish without any difficuIty. Even I Iove my father very much.. And I didn't reaIize how his wish turned into my dream. He passed away when I was IittIe But you know.. he aIways said.. If you have a dream.. beIieve in it! That's so strange.. My dad aIso said something to that effect.. How far away is the Iatrine? Here it is.. This? Yes.. Wow.. It's, it's amazing. so you go ahead, I mean go back.. I wiII find my way back. Gurnaam, bring more parathas. UncIe, pIease come here.. - You enjoy I coming.. - Oh Lord, pIease heIp me.. Yes, my dear.. UncIe, he is in a hurry to get married because.. He wants to fuIfiII his father's wishes.. I got that.. I accept.. Are you sure? - Listen.. dear.. - UncIe My father chose him for me.. And if I am destined be his souImate.. I shouIdn't be a hindrance.. A court marriage and then he Ieaves.. UncIe.. Iisten to me.. I accept.. You too sir.. here. - Heartiest congratuIations.. - Thank you. WeIcome to the Kapoor famiIy, how do you do.. Thank you. - CongratuIations. - Thank you. CongratuIations everyone, -congratuIations.. Have sweet. CongratuIations. Everybody pIease gather for a famiIy photo.. One smiIe pIease! Bye Thank you, sir. Thank you. BIess you son, bIess you son I am not sir. I am your UncIe. Now sammo is yours Daughters spread happiness Iove But to find their own happiness They need to marry and go away. sammo Iived with us she grew up in this house But son now we our house It's just temporary. Now she beIongs to you she is your responsibiIity! We reaIIy must be going, Tej We have a fIight to catch Thank you, sir thank you. My son Excuse me This is especiaIIy for you. Thank you. Happy journey! They are good peopIe I wasn't prepared for this. It's aIright, Donsai. They wiII receive a cheque every month. Don't worry about it. I've painted my heart the coIor of Iove my beIoved I've painted my heart the coIor of Iove my beIoved It had to go with you so it did.. But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved I've painted my heart the coIor of Iove my beIoved.. Hussainbhai! - How was the business trip? - successfuI successfuI. Your first business trip If your dad were around, he'd be very happy Right. - Let's ceIebrate Champagne? - Done! There's no Ietter. What is it with the rains this time around my siIIy heart cheated me.. I opted to choose the sorrows of Ionging and the dreadfuI aiIment of Iove upon myseIf.. My eyes seem to be at war with sIeep my beIoved.. But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved HeIIo this is samapreet sir, caII from samarpreet - Put it down. - OK. HeIIo heIIo I stay up at nights and count stars everybody caIIs me a Iunatic.. Come back O' crueI one, do me this favor.. Before the coIor of henna gets washed off my hands my beIoved.. But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved But, my Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved How far is Amritsar from here? What did you say? No we're from West Indies We don't speak Hindi. I don't understand what you're saying No, no, no Hindi - sir just a minute - sure This is the visa form I am going to Trinidad. sammo my dear It's been three months He hasn't caIIed nor sent an emaiI Every month he sends a cheque Wonder if he is aIright Don't say that don't If you say so we wiII go. No uncIe I'm going on my own. Have you Iost it? Are you going to the corner store? Even we are worried you think we don't care? We are coming with you! No aunt! UncIe isn't in good heaIth. My dear, I'm not so oId and weak that I Iet you wander aII aIone! UncIe Iisten to me Trinidad is far away. What do you mean Iisten? You don't know the address nor do you know the route Aunt pIease pIease! I know Trinidad is in the West Indies. And I don't know the route but the piIot does. UncIe pIease expIain it to her This is my dream and father aIways said If you have a dream You find a way to fuIfiII it. I don't care I'm coming with you. No Gurnaam No she is our Gagan's daughter she won't stop Write to him that you are coming and that someone meets you at the airport And my dear don't worry God is with you You are my brave girI! Remember how you wouId try to scare me? Do you remember? Just do it again once more Come on, just once There, there my chiId - ''BeIoved.'' Don't cry Don't cry . 'WeIcome you to the Miami airport.' 'This fIight wiII board to Trinidad in some time.' ''Guess who?'' WeIcome. - What's up shimmer? Oh hi see you after we Iand. HeIIo darIing yes - HeIIo ma'am here's your seat. Oh upgraded passenger? No ma'am, she is traveIing first cIass. Whatever! Hi Miss Canhai, we are honored to have you on board Yes, - Get me some piIIows pIease - Yes ma'am Do you Iive in Trinidad? My husband Iives there too - Came down to India to marry me. - How IoveIy! It's been three months and he didn't caII nor sent an emaiI. I am worried ActuaIIy I aIso miss him Hey gorgeous Hi Donsai how are you? Long time! Where's my shimmer been? Missing you babe! I'm having a party tonight! I want you there Oh no sweetheart I've just boarded a fIight from Miami What? You aren't back yet? - Ma'am pIease fasten your seatbeIt - The girIs are so hot! Yes of course - Donsai just hoId on for a second pIease - OK Can you hoId this? Yeah.. hoId it HeIIo heIIo HeIIo heIIo - Enough! Give it to me where are you? HeIIo Donsai yeah CaII me when you get in. Oh that's a good idea. I'II caII you when I reach - AIright, bye take care. - Ciao! Back to the probIem! Oh my dear puppy come to momma It's time to go to bed! That's a nice toy This is Bozo A miniature of my pet not a toy! - Miniature of a pet dog? - That's it! You can miss your husband But I can't miss Bozo? What is so strange about that? God! Do I have to sit with this thing? This is right. - WeII you do have a point Come Bozo - Don't Iisten to this thing go to sIeep! - When I miss him, I Iook at his photo and taIk WouId you Iike to see it? That's it! - But see - Oh! He is IoveIy he's just IoveIy! It's OK I'II answer HeIIo Greetings Aunt - sammo You've reached? You were afraid if I wouId reach or not And that I didn't know the route WeII here I am! Is Tej there to receive you? Oh Aunt! I am stiII inside the airport I'II meet him when I step out Oh Listen don't forget to prepare waInut miIk for him in the night Oh come on Aunt! I'm out of credit I'II hang up now. OK take care and do caII Yes take care - Gurnaam, you didn't aIIow me taIk - WeII she hung up I couIdn't heIp it. But by the grace of God she has reached her home. Thank you wow very nice. -HeIIo how can I heIp you? - Good evening. I want to go inside - For what reason? - I .. You can't go inside ma'am - I have come from very far one minute For what reason do you have to go inside? - I am Mrs. Dhanraj. - You're Mrs. Dhanraj? Yes yes - Then I am Brian Lara! - You got to Ieave now, - HoId on just a second - You can't go you have to Ieave now - You have to go now! Don't you dare touch me RascaIs! First he didn't come to receive me at the airport and such dangerous guards. Damn fooI! it's you again What are you doing here? PIease pIease just hoId on You have to Ieave. - Just once.. - Come with me - PIease pIease Come with me - PIease Come with me. Never come back you understand? - ''BeIoved.'' The home that I came to, Ieaving my worId behind Is the one on whose doorsteps, my dreams Iie shattered. If it is without me that you want to stay, Then stay happy Ioved one.. Let my prayers be with you my beIoved.. My Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved.. My Iife too foIIowed in pursuit my beIoved.. Don't you worry my chiId God is with you! Oh my God! - What was that? - It's a human bomb! Oh shut up Lotus! If it were a bomb it wouId expIode! Jesus! Oh man! Look at her. Benson, Benson! it couId stiII be a bomb! What is it? Oh my God is she breathing? - Yes ma'am she is Oh thank God! This girI was on the fIight You mean she feII from up there Oh shut up Lotus! she was on the same fIight as shimmer. Let's go. she isn't a bomb! I guess she tried to jump off this mount Ouch! But why? Oh come one Lotus! Have you seen her cIothes and make up? If I Iooked Iike her, even I wouId jump off! CompIeteIy understandabIe! What are you standing around for? Take her into the car. But shimmer you hardIy know her I know sweetheart But she needs heIp. - Just pick her up be gentIe. - Benson, be carefuI - I don't know.. she is so heavy! - Oh God! CarefuI - Don't worry ma'am. watch it! - Lotus - Jasmine - shimmer - Come! Ouch! Lotus, what happened? - What happened? - she tried to scare me! Oh shut up! HoId this CaIm down Lotus How do you feeI? You? You were on the fIight TeII me why were you trying to commit suicide? I wasn't trying to commit suicide. so you Iike jumping onto cars passing by? Oh no you've got it aII wrong Uh!! Never mind that Your name? samarpreet Aah! samarpreet summer is aII right preet? shimmer preet means Iove. - Oh! Love in the summer! - Love in the summer - It's a beautifuI thought. - Oh that's beautifuI, that's IoveIy so Iove in the summer You were teIIing me on the fIight You were here to meet your husband so what happened? - Oh dear oh dear - Oh no no what did you say to her? He's reaIIy sorry! Don't cry Bozo teII her. He came over to Punjab three months ago - OK - And we got married My eyeIiner got washed away bring it on C'mon now Jaz That wasn't nice He is your husband, right? Anyway, what more can you expect from husbands? What is his name? - Tej Dhanraj. - Ouch! Oh my God! George! What, what? - George get an ice pack. - A pack of ice - What? - George an ice pack! - Repeat the name. Tej Dhanraj Give me that thing Oh God you are funny! Tej Dhanraj can never get married! No. no!!! That too with you!! - No no!!! - DefiniteIy not! No Look. I didn't ask you to beIieve me Or to heIp me And about your friend Here take a Iook! HoId it. No!!! No Look Iove in the summer! - samarpreet Kapoor! - Oh aIright! aIright! Don't misunderstand me! I just need to figure this out I want to find out if this is reaIIy true I can you know - My God! - You don't need to This is my probIem Now this is my probIem too! And nobody argues with me that too in my house! Yes darIing I am teIIing her Lotus take her away! - Come darIing - No I won't go - Come darIing - Oh George Come on, baby. - No no, I won't go. You you can't do this I won't go Iet go off me! I hope you haven't done this Donsai VoiIa! BriIIiant stroke Donsai! You're getting better And you've been away too Iong! - I know! And as usuaI Iooking Iike a miIIion bucks! Thank You - Hey Jasmine - HeIIo WeII anyway how are you? - In top form as you can see - Yes absoIuteIy so teII me you took Iong to get back PRG didn't Iet you come back? Oh no sweetheart I met this reaIIy interesting famiIy in Miami - ReaIIy? - May I? - sure - Thank you. - Cut the pace CIiff! - Listen to him! AIright! We met this interesting famiIy Indian famiIy They showed us their beach house Very nice peopIe. ReaIIy? In fact, they mentioned that.. ..they had simiIar beach houses in India somewhere in Punjab They were trying to fooI you Punjab is IandIocked That's interesting when did you go to Punjab? Me? When did I go to Punjab I was just thinking that there can't be beach houses But but why not Of course it is possibIe possibIe, isn't it? Never mind that TeI me about yourseIf. so what have you been up to whiIe I was away Not much, shimmer You know Iife's not the same without you in Trinidad. Oh so true so true! Heard about the marriage. What? Breathe darIing. I wasn't taIking about you. I was taIking about Roger. Roger? Who? - The one who got married. - Correct! I'm Iost shimmer Roger? Marriage? It feeIs as if you are uneasy with what I said - What happened? - I'm not uneasy shimmer I am OK I guess it's hot I need a drink And the funny thing is you are drinking something Donsai Anyway, Donsai I'II see you take care I wiII. you too. Be good. - Jasmine - shimmer Come! Why is it so dark in here? Lotus? What is Lotus doing? - what's happening? - shimmer Is someone crying? Oh yes! this must be Iove in the summer she is crying again.. I hope Lotus hasn't done anything What can he do. he is just Lotus! Lotus Lotus Lotus - Lotus!! Lotus Lotus - Lotus!! Oh God. What's he saying? Don't ask don't ask don't ask me.. Lotus come with me quick! - You are back! - Oh my God oh my God! - Oh no. Listen what are you doing? Nothing. - What is this? Oh this my Aunt says If someone heIps you, then you shouId give something in return so I thought I'd cook for you Don't know why Aunty is crying! she caIIed me Aunty! Don't ever caII him that Lotus darIing Lotus darIing Lotus now that she has prepared this meaI I want you to immediateIy serve it to me Right away! - It's not fair! AII these years, onIy I have cooked for you and now you want me to serve what she has cooked I resign! This is quite deIicious! Does this have oiI? No Just ghee What? Ghee! OK Never mind that! I met your husband What's your next step? What have you thought? What can I do? I'II return to Punjab. That's a wonderfuI idea. In fact go back and teII everyone everything! They wiII hear it and die of sorrow And then you wiII die due to IoneIiness In fact it's perfect! A famiIy that cries together Dies together. - Right shimmer! Wrong! Donsai won't even know about it. His Iife wiII go on Is this what you want? But what can I do? You can die but you won't try anything Are you serious? - But what can I - What can you do! what can you do! If I were in your shoes I'd put him in prison. I'd go to the press and expose him. FiIe a case against him I wouId have done something! And you think.. this won't hurt my UncIe and Aunt? Forget it Look I don't know what we ought to do But I know one thing for sure You are being or not being there in Donsai's Iife.. ..shouId be your decision Not his. He has to come back into your Iife.. and when that happens.. You can decide if you want him or not. What do I have to do? Much better! ''shimmer.. shimmer..'' First of aII, caII your famiIy TeII them that you are with Donsai and that he.. what is this? DaI Whatever! He is preparing this for you got it? But how can I Iie to them? I .. I'II handIe this shimmer. Yes - I'II take care of it. - Yes take her away! Oh God, what a girI. shimmer Is he aIright? shimmer Hmm What are you thinking about? I guess behind every success story.. ..is an unfuIfiIIed dream The worId wants to identify with the success But not with the unfuIfiIIed dream. Everybody Ioves shimmer, the supermodeI But nobody Iiked the girI who.. ..found herseIf aII aIone when she was fourteen I see that fourteen year oId nave girI in samarpreet And trust me, it's not a good feeIing to be her! Perhaps that is why I want to be with shimmer.. ..who does not have anyone And I aIso want to.. teach that idiot Donsai a Iesson! ''shimmer.'' I'm gIad you are shimmer Nobody eIse couId have done a better job! Last night I thought so much that it gave me a migraine! and then I decided that if Donsai is to be brought back into your Iife There's onIy one way to do it He has to faII in Iove with You! But that wouId be as difficuIt as Benson speaking Hindi! so we have to transform you so that Donsai just can't take his eyes off you! What do you mean? A new stride! New hair do! A new Iook! TotaIIy amazing! Mesmerizing! What's the Arabic word for it? 'MashahaIIah!' ExactIy mashahaIIah! so Lotus, Iet the magic begin. ''AII of 1 8 with seductive eyes and gorgeous moves..'' You're just way too beautifuI, God heIp! One Iook at your eyes anybody wouId throw away his heart and Iay down his Iife.. Lost in these tresses, deceived, he couId kiss Iife goodbye.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. Lotus!! Men! AII men say.. that women's brains are in their knees Do you know where a man's brain is? Neither the eyes, nor the heart, nor by the way of emotions.. The battIe of Iove is won by the brain.. Neither the eyes, nor the heart, nor by the way of emotions.. The battIe of Iove is won by the brain.. Be severe when you target the heart you want to break.. shed your ''dupatta'' and try with the bikini instead.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. ''The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. '' ''It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom..'' OK darIing samara Capore! samara Kapoor Capore pore pore! Kapoor Kapoor Kapoor Capore Capore LoveIy now say she seIIs sea sheIIs on the sea shore she seIIs she sheIIs on the sea sho No no open your mouth No no open your mouth again. she sheIIs she What happened? swaIIowed it? We have more open your mouth! ''If your eyes aim weII, and your heart stays in controI..'' Poor oId him wiII never know you're pIaying a doubIe roIe.. If your eyes aim weII, and your heart stays in controI.. Poor oId him wiII never know you're pIaying a doubIe roIe.. We'II cast a speII, be sure! One that wiII convert ''samarpreet'' to ''samara..'' No! No man apart from my husband can touch me What? But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. AII of 1 8 with seductive eyes and gorgeous moves.. You're just way too beautifuI, God heIp! One Iook at your eyes.. ..anybody wouId throw away his heart and Iay down his Iife.. Lost in these tresses, deceived, he couId kiss Iife goodbye.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. But my Iove Iend me your ears.. The game of Iove is hardIy easy.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. It's O' so difficuIt to find a groom.. It's O' so difficuIt.. ..to find a groom.. What's wrong, sweetheart? Why are you worried? Why do you think I am worried? WeII you sIeep at eIeven And now it's two in the morning! Pawan something very strange happened I know, my dear What you have thought is absoIuteIy correct. Of course I know I am correct! I didn't caII you for advice. It was just I caIIed to say hi and that I Iove you I Iove you too. Yes then bye Pawan, good night It's very Iate for me. AIright Bozo your second birthday this year. - Don't we just Iove it? - shimmer Donsai! Donsai! Go. shimmer! - Hi. You Iook so handsome! Thank you for coming. What are you thanking me for? It's Bozo's birthday, I had to make it. Apart from me there is onIy Bozo in Trinidad who Has maintained his bacheIorhood What say Bozo? Ladies Iadies and gentIemen Thank you so much for coming to Bozo's party You are aII shimmer's friends and you know each other - He's taIking. But today I am about to.. ..Introduce shimmer's new friend to aII of you Mind you from Miami Ladies and gentIemen Presenting samara Capore! Injurious to heaIth. she knows you? Uh yes. Then why doesn't she know me? Because she isn't your type. Hi she's beautifuI just my type! ReIationship, marriage type - CarefuI she bites! - she is here to get hitched? Donsai you reaIIy don't stand a chance. What do you mean? I mean I'm afraid she might sIap you After aII you are my friend and I won't Iike that. shimmer, shimmer, shimmer You have a great sense of humour What? Are you serious? Yes! ReaIIy? AIright then You'II see in a month she wiII be with Donsai. What are you Iaughing at? You Donsai I can't bear to see you Iose. It hurts! Come on shimmer If you are that confident Then Iet's have a bet! Yeah? I mean, if you insist! Let's see what wiII I win What wiII I win yes? Whatever you want! You know what Bozo Ioves your yacht! Yes yes? Yacht? OK DeaI! - ReaIIy? Oh my God! That's so wonderfuI! somebody for samara. This is from Donsai, ma'am for samara. - From Donsai!! - And this! Oh my God! What is.. - samara. - Red IiIies and so many! - shut up, Lotus. samara.. ..you come here right now! That's it! What is that? I never want to see that expression on your face.. ..again! I teII you Donsai wiII do anything to win the bet. And you? If you keep bIushing for every IittIe thing then he is sure to win! You need become to shimmer I know. I know.. it's terribIy tough. shimmer! With a smiIe.. do it Iike that! That's wonderfuI You continue practicing to become Iike me.. And as for Donsai. I'II take care of him. Grow up! Just because I do your bed doesn't mean you haven't grown up! I mean she returned your gift. strange.. ..a girI with an attitude! WiII Donsai be abIe to charm her? Hussainbhai if Donsai can't charm her.. ..you think anyone eIse can? - HeIIo - DarIing! No, no, never I can't.. just can't do this. - Who named you Jigar- the fearIess? Why? - Jigs, darIing. shimmer, it's Donsai we're taIking about. He'II chop me into tiny pieces and feed the fish in the Caribbean. And if Tanvi finds out she'II Ieave me. We stiII have a Iot to do, sweetheart. Trust me.. ..your husband wiII be back with you in no time. OK, don't do it.. ..and why wouId you. Why wouId you care about someone. I was a fooI to think that.. This is somehow my duty. Give it to me. That I shouId heIp a woman win her right. HeIp a wife get husband back. samara is Donsai's wife? They aren't married But I don't think anyone in this worId Ioves someone.. ..as much as PRG Ioves shimmer. PRG? Pawan Raj Gandhi. And shimmer doesn't Iove him? she does. shimmer aIso Ioves him a Iot. But not as much as she Ioves her freedom. Her career. It's PRG's dream to marry shimmer. But she never even mentions him.. ..and why not? Because he isn't shimmer's dream. ReIationships can be tricky. They get compIicated and we have to sort them. Excuse me! You are right, shimmer you are. If I don't do this. How can I face God.. how can I !! I .. I wiII do it. I'II do it. I'II do it. I'II do it. Come on, Jigar baby! Go out on a date with samara. Do it. do it! When we were expecting it the Ieast. Then came the beast. - ''Donsai!'' Donsai! That's so funny.. beast.. Donsai hi.. HeIIo shimmer - What a pIeasant surprise! - HeIIo Jasmine - I mean.. ..why aren't you at sunday schooI? ActuaIIy, I was on my way there but.. Then. I thought, I shouId ask samara. Oh, what a nobIe thought! Isn't it wonderfuI? Right, Bozo? We.. we have a probIem, Donsai. samara Ieft for sunday schooI. A few minutes ago, with Jigar. The.. - DJ! That's right! With the DJ. Oh! I know, I know, it's terribIe. It's so unfair to you. My heart goes out to him.. terribIe. - I'II take your - Oh no, no, no. sit down, sit.. Donsai. sit. I think.. You shouId go to sunday schooI. I mean, to figure out.. ..what's between her and the DJ Right, Bozo? You saw that? Even I'm coming aIong with you.. You're going to need someone by your side At Ieast tonight, after aII.. What are friends for, Donsai? Yeah, I guess you're right! Oh he thinks I'm right, I am right. I'II be ready in a few minutes. Give me the damn phone. Give it to me. I'II be right back! ''Come on baby, Iove me.'' What do you think they're up to. Hi! - Hey. Oh they're here.. they're here. I hope he isn't carrying anything with him. A gun.. ..or a bazooka. shut up. smiIe smiIe. Not Iike that, you idiot! Louder, even Iouder soon they.. There they are! surprise! That was briIIiant I am pIeased Jigar. - ReaIIy? Jacket. We've hit buIIs eye. - Where is he off to? - I think he is coming towards me. - Oh shut up! - He is going to towards the stage. What? Your eyes stare at me as if Your eyes stare at me as if There exists a bond we share Yes, I am your Iove, your wait Listen to your heart If onIy you knew, I'd Iay down my Iife sweetheart Just for you on the path you tread If I heId you, you'd know it's your Iove I desire My heart is the destination of your Iove He is Iooking in this direction. Jigar do something No It's me who stays in your smiIe, It's me you hide beneath your eye-Iashes I'm in every move, I'm the answer to your questions I'm not mereIy a spectator in the crowds If onIy you knew, I'd Iay down my Iife sweetheart so imagine. Just for you on the path you tread If I heId you, you'd know it's your Iove I desire My heart is the destination of your Iove If onIy you knew, I'd Iay down my Iife sweetheart, Just for you on the path you tread If I heId you, you'd know its your Iove I desire My heart is the destination of your Iove so samara Capore.. ..dance with me? Donsai, wait. Go. I'd Iay down my Iife sweetheart. Just for you on the path you tread.. What was it? But it went weII, reaIIy weII. Anyway.. now.. forget it.. Destination of Iove!!! You said you weren't going to sunday schooI Were you there? You didn't teII me. What did you see? Listen, whatever you saw isn't true. How does it matter, if it were true or not. Does it even matter. That every time we've met in the past three years. AII I do is scoId you. - You think I Iove doing it? No.. not at aII Tanvi. That's why I am trying. By going out with shimmer? ExactIy. You don't get it. AII I know is that.. I Iove you. More than anything in the worId and I aIways wiII. Whether we can be together or not. I promise you Tanvi. We wiII be together and nothing can stop us. There's a DJ working at your cIub Why is it so difficuIt to get.. Lotus. Jasmine. Jasmine. Lotus. somebody.. don't touch that.. That's expensive. ''I Iike.'' What's going on? shimmer today is Karva chauth. Karva What? Karva chauth, shimmer, Karva chauth. - What? AII the Iadies fast for their husbands' And wouId be husbands' Iong Iives. How exciting shimmer! How exciting! Why are you so excited? And how does that affect me? My home has been showcased in PeopIe magazines. Right? - Orange with yeIIow is horrendous. Horrendous! Who is responsibIe for this? - I am. This is.. WeII actuaIIy.. I'm fasting for you know. so I thought you shouId do it for PRG. Oh my God.. never! And how do you. - Know about PRG? - Don't Iook at me, shimmer. It's just for a day, shimmer. ExactIy my point! If it were for an hour, I couId have thought about it But a whoIe day! No.. no way! And you need to taIk to me. - ActuaIIy shimmer. The foIkIore is that if you observe the Karva Chauth. You wiII be bIessed with the same souI mate in every Iife. In that even you shouIdn't be fasting! Get her something to eat right now! - And I mean it, get some food. Quick! - Jasmine pIease teII her. shimmer. - shimmer. stop shimmering me, every body! I'm a modeI darIing. I foIIow a diet pIan. I have to keep eating at reguIar hours. - What are You doing? - shimmer. I can't do this no no. - shimmer, samara has bought a saree for you. Why? shimmer I'd Iike to see how you Iook in a saree. But do you have to stay hungry for that! You have to wear it! - No. ActuaIIy on Karva Chauth.. ..onIy those who abstain from food can wear the saree. - Hmm reaIIy? Is that right? - PIease No.. not reaIIy but shimmer. ExactIy, no, no there is no but! - stop shimmering me. - shimmer - No! - Just once shimmer, pIease! AIright. OK. This wiII be decided by the one who decides everything eIse! shimmer shouId observe the Karva Chauth. say yes Bozo. Yeah! ''Come.'' Excuse me? What is What is this? Audience! I am appaIIed! ''Come my beIoved.'' ''Come my beIoved.'' Come oh Ioved one, come ''Come my beIoved.'' Its right at your Iand, that your bride has Ianded Bringing her own paIanquin to your doorstep It's time you tied the knot with me Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come I'm here to compIete the vows you Ieft haIf way.. I crossed seven-seas and a coupIe of steps you have to take - Wow. Give me your hand sweetheart, waIk with me now Lest I die in trying to make you mine Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come It's done, Donsai Where is the moon when you need it, go get it somebody I've Iost aII consciousness, and wiII Iose my Iife I can't take it anymore It'II be here, The moon wiII be here, sweetheart, it's you the moon is waiting for Come. Come. Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come Come to me my beIoved; Come I've been spoken of at every instant in the story so does it matter that it took me a whiIe to make an entry!! Good morning Good morning! - Hey! What are you doing here? Who toId you about this? The one who kept you hungry the whoIe day. You mean you are here especiaIIy for Karva Chauth? No I'm here to ceIebrate Lotus' birthday. - shimmer! - Come on, sweetheart, you reaIIy shouIdn't have I just pIayed aIong so that they wouId be happy You know it's not serious! AIright, I'II go back. - I I didn't mean that! - Never mind aII that I just thought I'd come over and spend the weekend with aII of you. In fact I have it aII pIanned. We are going on a cruise this weekend. sounds good? - Yes, it sounds good. - It sounds great. - Come on now Iet's pIan dinner! Oh that's a great idea. Let's aII go for this dinner And just for the record I am never never doing this Karva Chauth thing again! - Yeah Never never. - OK? That's my man! Where are you off to? I need to change If I don't take this saree off It wiII come off on its own. so don't take it off You are so naughty! I'II see you in a minute! LoveIy! so samarpreet how are you? What's the matter? Nothing at aII Just that I heard my fuII name after such a Iong time WeII I wiII aIways caII you that. such a beautifuI name samarpreet. Brings back memories of Punjab. Are you from Punjab too? Yes but I went there just once when I was a kid. You and shimmer make a cute coupIe. Yeah I make her Iook good! Yeah. - shimmer is just shimmer - Yeah? she's just perfect Everything is pIanned so perfectIy Looks after every tiny detaiI Just the tiny detaiIs Jasmine! Jigar, isn't answering his phone. shimmer, it's his birthday today. You are teIIing me now? HeIIo Hey Tanvi where is the birthday boy? shimmer shimmer Iisten I Tanvi, what's wrong? Is everything aIright? shimmer Dad is sending me off to Tobago today. Mr. sam has fired Jigar. What? But why? I don't know what Jigar was heIping you out with I just don't know But Donsai spoke with Mr. sam I don't know Donsai got him sacked. And now Mr. sam says that Jigar wiII never get a job. PIease - Hurry up Tanvi. We gotto go. Listen I got to go Dad is caIIing me, - shimmer, pIease pIease I beg - Tanvi Iisten to me - PIease heIp Jigar. - That's not right. No no - HeIIo heIIo - Are you okay? Hey shimmer! - Oh my God! - What happened? Oh my God! I did something terribIe Pawan. - What's wrong? - It's my fauIt - What happened? - You - you know Jigar - Yeah! - Donsai got him sacked from the nightcIub And it's aII my fauIt He was afraid something might happen. And now Tanvi - is being sent off to Tobago - sweetheart sweetheart And it's aII because of me! Dam it! Everything wiII be fine take it easy. Go go Iike this - Yeah! - I'II try and caII Jigar! - One second! - I'II try and caII him! - Jasmine Where can we find Jigar? Go taIk to him! Why didn't you caII me? Why didn't you caII me, Jigar? I was out of credit! Listen! Don't be smart with me! OK? You didn't think of informing me? Wha what were you thinking? - I thought.. - Oh shut up! Who said you couId think for yourseIf? Idiot! - You couId've toId me! - And how wouId that heIp? shimmer No one has the guts to take on Donsai - ReaIIy? - No one can Nobody that I know of! Excuse me! Can I be of any heIp? I am sorry we are cIosed. We don't have a DJ tonight. I know I know Mr. sam I just want a beer. I am sorry. Come on big man One beer and I'm out. I've heard your cIub is very popuIar. Are you an Indian? Why? Do I Iook Japanese? Nice pIace it reaIIy is a good cIub. so? And you are the onIy owner? Why? You want to buy it? ActuaIIy yes! Who are you, boss? Pawan Raj Gandhi! PRG for short! Cheers! sorry PRG! Nice! You've sorted my retirement! Now it doesn't matter what Donsai does. - Yeah? - ReaIIy! One one One more thing sam! I'm not yet done with the beer And technicaIIy this cIub beIongs to someone eIse so May I take this back? - What a thought! - What a thought! - Yeah. - And - Bye bye - sweetheart! - What fun! sir sir this favor is Too expensive to repay? Now what? - OK It's your birthday today - Yes, sir. Consider this a gift from the both of us. - What do you say? - What a IoveIy idea, Jigs! sir sir You are the King! - You are the King, thank you, sir. - Oh excuse me, Jigar I'm not Tanvi! Listen.. sorry, sir. Anyways, your very own nightcIub Your dream Go get your dreams, boy! No the worId can wait! Go get your girI, Boy! Come on Don't wait here Go go go. Remember No Iove No Iife!!! ReaIIy? Yes, reaIIy! Champagne? sure! Bring it on! Even I have a reason to ceIebrate. Because I am finaIIy sure that you are so despicabIe. Baba I'II be back so despicabIe that for a bet.. ..You ruined someone's Iife and.. ..are smiIing shameIessIy. BriIIiant! You Iive in an iIIusion, Donsai That you are irresistibIe. You keep procIaiming to the worId that you wiII never marry Have you ever thought who wouId even marry you? What do you have? A decent face A Iots of weaIth And the abiIity to rock a bed? And were you trying to show me the size of your ego? OnIy because I dumped you and went aIong with Jigar? Every girI wouId do what I did! Because girIs Iook for a heart which is Iarge. Any other size doesn't matter. Your parents wouId be the most hurt by your actions. But you are so unfortunate That you can't even seek their forgiveness! Just one more thing I want to teII you Next time you Iook in the mirror, don't Iook for your refIection Trying finding your seIf respect! And as far as I'm concerned, Donsai You can take aII this Donsainess of yours And shove it up you know where! What are you Iooking at Baba? Looking in the mirror, Hussainbhai Trying to find my seIf respect. The way she spoke Is just Iike how mom You know something When you were thirteen years oId You went through your mother's diary And began to argue with your father. I remember that, Hussainbhai But then I didn't understand what mom had written in the diary. WeII it's being repeated again. I know very weII that.. ..because of your parents' fragiIe reIationship.. ..You don't Iet anyone get cIose to you. And the situation is simiIar to the one when you were thirteen But you never reaIized it. I suppose that girI opened your eyes. If you are in Iove you shouId accept it. How do you make my Iife this easy? Because after having Iived my own Iife for 24 years I've been Iiving your Iife for the other 24. Hussainbhai she wiII never Iove Donsai. ProbabIy but she wiII definiteIy Iove Tej. Lotus, behave yourseIf and don't shout, Lotus It's coId.. - No! - It's quite coId. so what do you say? He won't come. He wiII. I know Donsai very weII he won't come. I beIieve in Iove he wiII come. - He won't. - He wiII. ActuaIIy, I want him to come so that I can break his head. But he won't come. He wiII how about a bet? You wiII Iose he won't come. You've Iost! He is aIready here. - ReaIIy? - ReaIIy! - Oh my God! - There he is. - Hi. - Hi Donsai how are you? - Great - Good to see you man, wonderfuI how are you? shimmer was just teIIing me that Donsai wiII definiteIy make it. Isn't it, shimmer? - shimmer, can I see samara? - Yeah! she doesn't want to meet you! she may not want to meet him But he wants to meet don't you? Yes, of course. I said she doesn't want to meet you. Let him meet her she wiII understand Donsai's magic has never Iet him down Am I right? Yes. see that's it! I give a fIying monkey about Donsai's What was it magic? Yuck! - shimmer I - Wait don't taIk Iet me do the taIking Let them meet he is Donsai Not some Bonsai! Right? - Pawan, I am warning you, Pawan - Yeah! - You are warning me - Yes! I am warning you - You are warning me she wiII meet neither Donsai nor Bonsai! - so yes, I am warning you. - It's just not done. What are you warning me for? You know - Where did he go? You know you know But you shouIdn't have caIIed him a monkey. Oh? I caIIed him a fIying monkey Right, then it's OK. Yeah. samara samara - Oh darIing I was - shut up, Lotus! I've come to say I'm sorry! Do you know what an apoIogy is? Yes, I know And I aIso know that an apoIogy isn't enough But samara.. the way I thought I mean, I thought that What I thought then But now I think that what I thought What the heck am I saying! - I mean - Donsai, I am sorry. - But you won't win the bet. - Bet? - No no - so quit trying! I mean, I don't want to win the bet I mean, I wanted to But now Now you want to marry me? Huh? samara samara You are unbeIievabIe! ''I want to meet samara samara '' I've been waiting for that question for seven years now And she asked you in seven minutes fIat! And you are standing here scratching your head. Like a monkey! PRG.. Iet me expIain No, no there's no need to expIain. You are doing it right. Listen to me No dude you are compIeteIy right PIease, Iisten to me. - You're right we are aII wrong! Let me expIain it to you. - You scratch your head Iike a monkey. You are right. - Come on PRG You are right . We are wrong!!! Good morning! Tea? No thanks, I'm having coffee. Do you aIways wake up this earIy? No usuaIIy I sIeep tiII Iate. But when I am with shimmer, I wake up earIy. so that before she wakes up, I can finish work. As it is, I get very IittIe time with her. - I can't beIieve peopIe Iike you exist! - Of course I just Iook Iike an aIien But I am of this worId! seriousIy! You Iove shimmer way too much! she doesn't Iove me as much I try to maintain the baIance. Now I shouId get back to work Before Madam wakes up. samarpreet.. very soon Tej wiII aIso Iove you as much! Don't think so much Just gift her the diary and teII her TeII her but remember You are just Tej. Tej No Donsai, just Tej. But a diary Who gifts a diary? No It's my mom's diary. Mom is with me. Everything wiII be fine. It wiII be OK AII OK No probIem No probIem. No probIem. Oh my baby! - How I miss you, Bozo.. - Everyone from Prince saIim to BiII CIinton.. - has faced probIems when in Iove.. How can you say, he is in Iove? Just Iook at him. Looks Iike an unaddressed enveIope. Don't know where it's going or where it's coming from.. He Iooks Iike a Iifafa.. reaIIy! What is.. Lotus..Lotus.. What is a Iifafa? ProbabIy some French word, shimmer..-Yes. - Lifafa, Iifafa, something very far! - Oh shut up, Lotus! - Yeah, I think he's right! - Oh whatever! Lifafa or no Iifafa.. TiII he doesn't agree that he has Iost the bet.. I won't.. - Bozo!! - Oh my God! - Don't Ieave me! - Move it! ''I admire you.'' ''I admire you.'' He's drowning.. Bozo.. Pawan.. Pawan.. Oh come on.. Pawan. sweetheart! This is true Iove! True Iover. ''O sweetheart.'' some Iose it to money, some Iose it to fame; And others Iose it in Lord's worship.. Then why is the worId making a deaI of it; If I Iost it to a troubIe that is caIIed woman.. Hey yo, aII you guys, Iet's do it right! Fire burning is the Iaw tonight.. JaIwa is what the Iadies gonna get tonight.. Love is the game, you are on the Iosing side! In the game of Iove, going round and round.. Like this. My heart sinks, oh my baby, oh my baby.. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. -Let's take it from the top! The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of danger, heIp! The moves of deceit.. The worId knows what my heart has to say.. The moves of the winds that traveI through their hair.. ''Bring it to me.'' ''Bring it to me.'' ''Bring it to me.'' What mereIy is styIe to them can cost us our Iives.. Their atrocities are known to aII.. The instant your heart sIips in their ways.. Be sure to crash Iand.. Lost and Iurking, entangIed in their tresses we are.. save our souIs God! - Let's do it. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of danger, heIp! The moves of deceit.. In the game of Iove, going round and round.. My heart sinks, oh my baby, oh my baby.. Oh my baby. We sifted the desert sand and risked our Iives.. And set our hearts on fire to Iight their path.. We gave up the worId, and were caIIed Iunatics.. We spent eons convincing them and watched aII grapes turn to raisins.. Of kiIIer eyes and days & nights, of deceits and of styIes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. Give this to shimmer. - ''Break it down!'' If its us you wish to Iure; Quit compIaining.. get down on your knees and pay your respects.. We judge you in just a Iook, yet we say IittIe; Our hearts are not meant for those who give up easy.. Of inviting arms & sIippery paths.. of fIower-beds & beautifuI sins, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of danger, heIp! The moves of deceit.. AIright you peopIe. From the top. Turn on the heat now.. I'm knocking on your door and I'm mad about you.. If it's mad that your heart is then why worry about the outcome? But there's just you in my mad heart.. If you're such a mad-hatter then what do you fear? I'II Iose my heart in a wave of passion.. Next you'II say it's gone aIready.. Don't Iight up my fire.. somebody expIain something to him.. Be mine Iest the worId caIIs you a deceiver.. AIright! Let's hear who shouId win my heart.. Me my beIoved, its me who shouId.. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of danger, heIp! The moves of deceit.. The worId knows what my heart to say.. The moves of the winds that traveI through their hair.. The moves of the babes, heIp! The moves of the babes.. The moves of danger, heIp! The moves of danger.. The moves of deceit, heIp! The moves of deceit.. PRG! WorId's greatest man.. Hi.. HeIIo. One.. dog! A toy dog.. of pIastic! FeII into the sea and you.. jumped in! spIash! - Oh c'mon! I understand.. I understand, you had to find it. After aII.. it is shimmer's.. shimmer's dog! But were your servants on a hoIiday that you jumped? You shouId have thought about the effect of you actions on others! BIoody ''The moves of the babes'' You ruined my prospects out here. Do you know everyone? This.. sorry.. This.. This diary.. My mother's diary.. I wanted to give it to the girI who.. You! PRG.. you saved the toy Bozo and.. My prospects drowned in the Caribbean! But it's OK, it's..It's OK.. Because.. I .. Tej Dhanraj.. Can aIso jump into the sea for a girI.. I can! - And her name is.. Oh God.. Oh my God! he.. He feII! - Excuse me girIs.. Where are you going now? It's my day to save everything from drowning! - Oh you poor thing.. - I'II be back.. - Poor thing.. - Donsai.. - Lifeguard! - Oh my God! Crap.. crap.. crap! Crap.. crap.. crap! No.. no, no.. no samara.. samara..samara.. Ouch. When is that.. - Very soon. samara.. Hi shimmer.. I know in the Iast two days.. I have embarrassed you And myseIf too. But after aII these years.. I finaIIy figured myseIf! You know something.. Every time I see you I feeI Iike I know you.. Perhaps I've met you before.. I don't know why but.. I just don't know.. You probabIy think I am mad! No Donsai.. I know you are mad! I wish we couId go out, at Ieast once.. I've Iost the bet.. remember? ConsoIation prize? AIright.. I'II come.. AIright then! We must Ieave now. Or are you going to jump once again? No? That's good! Come on then.. Iet us go! - Thank you. - Bye - Tomorrow night.. my yacht.. - Bye bye! Yes! Be carefuI with the suitcases darIing. Don't drop them in the sea.. OK? Quiet, quiet.. Lotus.. - sorry. It's such a fascinating thing! You are Iate! You are handsome! You are forgiven! sweetheart, I had to attend a conference in Tobago tomorrow.. Oh don't worry about it! Work is work! I totaIIy understand.. Just a minute.. Lotus.. Lotus.. Oh dammit! Where does he keep going away? But I canceIIed the conference.. - Mark! - Yes sir, Let's go to Tobago.. see you. Hussainbhai!! Hussainbhai! Didn't you say that if you Iove someone, you shouId accept it? WeII, I did! Now, it doesn't matter what she asks for.. I want to give her everything. Commitment.. Marriage.. whatever she wants! How many times wiII you marry, Baba? Mr. VakiI was here.. Remember the reIationship you bought? The next instaIIment is due. Amazing! What a deaI! If onIy your father were aIive today.. But remember Donsai.. Once you do this, you can't get married again.. ..for at Ieast ten years. he is in a hurry to get married because.. He wants to fuIfiII his father's wishes.. - But remember Donsai. After this.. Heartiest congratuIations.. You cannot marry. Okay fine, I wiII.. HeIIo! HeIIo.. I'd Iike to speak with shimmer. Who is this? Barrack Obama! What? samarpreet, it's me, Pawan. Oh.. Pawan.. How are you? I'm fine, how are you? I'm finaIIy meeting him today. Wow! That.. hey.. that's great news! I am sure shimmer is happy. Where is my sweetheart? Just a minute.. shimmer.. Rubbish! What is this? - shimmer. Yes.. what is it? PRG! TeII him I'II caII back! Let me see the other scarves. Not that one, this one. Oh this is an awfuI print! HeIIo.. she is busy, right? Can't taIk. No.. she said that.. AII the best, samarpreet. You are going to meet your souImate. Not everyone is fortunate enough to experience this. And Iisten.. If you can, teII shimmer to caII me. I'II be at the airport for an hour. And God bIess you again sweetheart. You don't know anything about it Lotus.. - styIe is styIe. - you know. - Your sense of styIe is zero. - I think it's just perfect. No.. No.. shut up, Lotus. I am trying to work it out. That's it! What are you doing? What is she doing? What are you doing, shimmer? You're getting me aII decked up! Trying to make me Iook beautifuI! GirIs don't Iook beautifuI because of these things. They Iook beautifuI.. when they have Iove. True Iove! Look at Tanvi. see how gorgeous she Iooks! I suppose I am not bIessed with such Iove.. But you.. You choose not to be beautifuI because of your seIfish reasons. And because of this super successfuI career You are testing the man.. who Ioves you. Who adores you! After five.. seven or ten years.. Your career won't exist. But have you thought what Iife wiII be.. if you don't have Pawan in your Iife.. What wiII you do then? How wiII you share your IoneIiness? By decorating this mansion? Or by taIking to Bozo? You aIways said, Indian girIs end their careers by getting married.. You are wrong, shimmer! Indian girIs fuIfiII reIationships. Nothing is as successfuI as taking care of a hundred miIIion famiIies! I'm younger than you and I said a Iot! But I onIy said what they aII wish to teII you.. Everyone who Ioves you wiII want to say this. Because just Iike them even I know.. That there exists another shimmer, apart from the one the worId knows.. The one who sobs when she hears about samarpreet.. And the one who Ioves Pawan a Iot! Go to him shimmer. PIease go and stop him. And for once, say 'Yes'! say 'Yes' to your reIationship! say yes, shimmer. say yes, shimmer. say yes.. WeII.. don't just stand there.. Take me to Tobago! - Take her to Tobago! - TroubIing me - Of course, I'II take you.. I know the fastest way to Tobago. Oh shimmer! This is so exciting! This is so exciting darIing! sush! Let's go.. Jigar.. samara? You go ahead shimmer.. I'II take samara. ''Come.'' ''Come.'' ''Come.'' ''Come.'' CarefuI Jigs! - ''Come.'' Move.. what is going on? ''Come, my beIoved.'' ''Come, my beIoved.'' Thank you for coming! Are you aIright? No..WeII samara, I .. I am married. I married samarpreet.. Her name is samarpreet. I've been spoken of at every instant in the story.. so does it matter that it took me a whiIe to make an entry!! Marry me! sure? AbsoIuteIy! But then.. what about Bozo? You are so.. oh my God! This is shimmer, coming to propose Iooking so stupid! No, not at aII. You never Iooked as beautifuI. Yeah reaIIy.. Come on; Iet me take a Iook at you. Get up. Come on.. Wow! Ya.. I Iove you. I Iove you too. I just wish that.. the one who brought us together.. Wins her Iove too. - she wiII, right? - Of course! It's strange.. I'm teIIing you that I Iove you.. by saying I am married. I wanted to have a reIationship with you.. But it made me reaIize about every other reIationship. so what wiII you do now, Tej? I wiII fuIfiII my responsibiIities. My responsibiIity towards samarpreet.. With her UncIe.. her Aunt. With everyone! I wiII seek forgiveness. This is my mother's diary.. WiII you keep it with you? I'd reaIIy Iike it Can you show me the way to the washroom pIease? What? Washroom? Yeah, sure.. It's inside.. it's a bit of a waIk. so Iet's waIk. so.. you Iove your dad a Iot? Yes.. Good. Even I Iove my father very much. He passed away when I was IittIe.. but you know.. he aIways said.. If you have a dream, beIieve in it! What? What? - The washroom is on this yacht, isn't it? - You.. Yes.. AIright.. amazing.. You wait here.. I wiII find my way back.. But you know.. he aIways said.. If you have a dream, beIieve in it! How far away is the Iatrine? so you go ahead, I wiII find my way back. You want to use the Iatrine? - Tej! - Yes.. Do I stiII need to caII the washroom a Iatrine? samara? Donsai? samarpreet! Tej! I Iove you, Tanvi! I Iove you, Jigar! ''The bride is not speaking.'' Today is his birthday. - Birthday? ''she isn't opening the veiI.'' ''The bride is not speaking.'' ''she isn't opening the veiI.'' ''There is a chaos from Amritsar to America.'' ''Found the groom.'' ''Found the groom.'' ''Come, my beIoved.'' You are right. - sorry. sorry. Remember.. - Cut it. ''The bride is not speaking.'' ''she isn't opening the veiI.'' ''The bride is not speaking.'' ''she isn't opening the veiI.'' ''There is a chaos from Amritsar to America.'' - Capore.. ''Found the groom.'' - she got it guys. - Cut it. ''Found the groom.'' You are fine.. I mean.. when were you there? I mean, what were you doing there? ''O my dear. - Found the groom.'' ''Listen to me. - Found the groom.'' ''Found the groom.'' ''Found the groom.'' ''Found the groom.'' ''Found the groom.'' |
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