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Elvis! Elvis! (1976)
Elvis, what are you doing?
What have you done? You naughty boy That's Grandma's best glass I can't take my eyes off you without something happening Don't throw it away. Dad can mend it Glass can't be mended I'll buy a new one This kind isn't made nowadays What can we tell Grandma? She'll be so upset You needn't tell her Of course I have to tell her Otherwise she'll think it's me Who broke the mug Mummy had when she was little? What on earth are you doing? Take it Is this the way to treat money, Elvis? You naughty little boy! Silly! I've had enough Into your room now, and stay there till you're good I hate you. You're silly You're silly I hate you You haven't said sorry yet But... how did you get out? - Easy. I caught him - Yes, he caught me - Like this - Yes, like this You sneaked out of the window Not sneaked... jumped - Elvis and I are old... - Friends - Well, we'll be off - Yes, we'll be off Goodbye Brovall... What d'you say? Thank you, Mummy Recognise it? Wait, I'll play it We're having a party tonight Aunt Sivan and Kurt are coming Promise you'll be good, go to bed early and not disturb us You will be good? Which is best, Friday or Saturday? Hear what he said, "Which is best, Friday or Saturday?" Kurt's always so silly Just think, Kerstin's three weeks overdue What about me when I had Elvis? I thought I'd die Imagine it, he had such a big head And now he's starting school He needs other kids Yes, but other kids don't want to play with him - It'll get better - Think so? I once saw Mummy cry No, Gsta, I'm not coming to bed before I've tidied up Come on, now Ay, you're hurting me Mummy cried Why? No, Gsta... At least think of Elvis He's asleep He might wake up I don't want him to see us - What are you doing? - Me? I'm hugging myself Hugging yourself? You awake? Of course, we're going to the country Come and have breakfast I'm not hungry Change your trousers, then What are you doing? Who has to clean up the mess? Elvis, go and change Why can't you help me with the kid? Do as Mummy says How often do I have to say... You're in a filthy mood. I'm staying here We have to cut the grass We? I'd like to see you cutting grass Anyway, it's going to rain Of course it won't, help me with these things Wear Johan's old trousers, the thick blue ones Why? He has his own Tell that to Grandma I didn't ask to dress him in Johan's old rags She means well, it's a bit tricky about Johan - Everything's tricky with Grandma - You know why Yes, she wants Elvis to be her little Johan - All the same... - We can't throw them out He'll have to wear them Must you always interfere? Hurry up, or we'll never get away You didn't say it was on the radio We can't stay here in this rain We'd have been spared all this... ...if you'd said rain was forecast Wait a minute Grandpa, can I come and see you? Grandpa's luring Elvis to the country Not a good thing He can see Grandpa whenever he likes I don't approve He boozes in front of the boy Oh, shut up! I know he does it ...yes, well, it poured, so we came home... They probably question Elvis about us What d'you mean? Now Elvis... you try that Nice, eh? Now you do it First, put it in your mouth OK, now blow in and out Blowing out makes one note, and blowing in makes another Now move it to the side and listen to the notes There! You can do it Fantastic! Again, let's hear First she said I couldn't, then she said I could Yes. Aunt Sivan was coming, so she wanted to get rid of me - No one wants to get rid of you - They do - You just think... - I don't think, I know Sometimes she says I'm in the way What does Dad say? I don't know. He agrees with Mum, I suppose Listen, Elvis, you must stick up for yourself I do, but then she goes crazy Look what I've made for you Gooseberry fool! Just sprinkle some sugar on it Little Johan used to say... ...it smelled so nice when you put sugar on it What do you think, Elvis? Does it smell nice? Little Johan used to smell everything Remember? Does something smell? I don't know why Everything smells Have a sniff I can't smell anything Pity to throw his suit away, the cloth was expensive Elvis, turn round Let's see the back. Stand up straight now - How d'you think it fits? - Fine Elvis' arms are too short It's not Elvis, the jacket's too long - the sleeves, I mean Johan was going to wear this suit... ...when he started school It wasn't to be Welcome! - Done a wee? - Yes Then we have Margareta Hansson So you're Margareta And Kjell Johansson? And Elvis Karlsson? Where is Elvis Karlsson? Stand up, your name's been called Where is Elvis Karlsson? Stand up so the teacher sees you Elvis, what have you done? He had an accident It doesn't matter We'll soon fix it No, let me wipe it up I told him to go before we left I must apologise for him It can happen to anyone Don't worry about this I was so ashamed, but the oaf just sat there Everyone stared, of course And then, suddenly... ...there was this big pool on the floor He ruined everything. What will it be like tomorrow? Shall we sing a song? One we all know 'Twinke, twinkle, little star' I'll play it first Did you see the boy who wet himself? It was me How did you dare? Oh, it was nothing That sounded very good Let's all sing this time Now for the second verse Everyone has to sing Not me! That was very nice, wasn't it? Let's sing it often After the song, I gave her a flower - What did you say her name was? - Anna-Rosa - Be nice to her - Of course You always start like this Put your middle finger here And the other one the same Then thumbs under... and over Let go, and it's a coffee cup Your hair feels nice Like a brush This is where it tickles most It's coming tomorrow Then we'll all watch Won't it be fun? In colour We'll see Mummy's Elvis, the real Elvis Did you hear me? When is it coming tomorrow? What? Who's coming? - The colour TV, of course - Oh, that... When I wanted to see ice hockey, what a fuss you made And now, Elvis Presley Elvis is being transmitted direct from Hawaii, USA... ...to a TV audience of millions... ...through a satellite link-up all over the world The wine's there, Gsta Cheers! Drink your lemonade I'll say goodnight to Elvis Like it, wasn't he sweet? Whose Elvis am I? You? Mummy's little Elvis, of course Why turn away? It's ages since you were nice to me How about a little kiss? Don't you like me at all? Coming? I'm with Elvis His name should be Bengt Don't lie with your hands there Hands above the quilt when you sleep Can't be fun at school with a name like that, Elvis Karlsson I suppose Johan would've been better, like Grandma wanted Good grief, Elvis! Grandpa! Look who's here Penny for your thoughts Thinking of school? I'll ring Mummy, she'll be worried No, no, don't I must tell her you're here I'll just have a few words I'm making a phone call I have to say the lad's here It's Grandpa Just to let you know Elvis is here Yes, he's been here all day Surely that's not necessary Come home? At once? No, I can't see him just now Elvis is to come home And who decides that? He's to come home, I said - Who's that? - Grandpa Elvis played truant today Well, he is my kid Hang on, that's no way to talk Let me talk to Dad Elvis must come home Hello... hi, Dad How are things? You don't say! No, of course he can stay Elvis must come home, he can't behave like that Stop that now Tomorrow's Saturday anyway It doesn't matter. That's fine Yes, might as well Enjoy yourselves. 'Bye! So I've no say any more? Don't get so het up, he can stay the weekend Giving in to your father again We're talking about Elvis Having fun after playing truant What'll his teacher think of me? A brat who wets himself, and plays truant It'll be nice to be on our own We can have a party and... Don't touch me! Johan, Aged 6 Johan's shadow Was Johan Daddy's brother? Yes, he was Johan's dead Yes, Elvis. Johan's dead I knew he was Which one do you want? 'Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' Grandma, did Johan say his prayers? Yes, yes, he did Every night Or 'Little lamb, who made thee?' No, I'm not a little lamb Then let's have 'Our Father' 'The Lord's Prayer' "Our Father which art in heaven "Hallowed be Thy name "Thy kingdom come "Thy will be done "On earth as it is in heaven" "Thy will be done." What's that? It means we want God to decide Does He tell us what to do? Yes, Elvis, He does Does He tell everyone? Yes, everyone Mummy too? Yes, Mummy too Grandpa... does God tell you what to do? Oh no, I tell myself I think it's important Good luck! No! Your hair's a brush I want it to be a brush How should it be? Yes, it is - That's not for you to say - It is You talk just like Grandpa - I'm cutting it - I don't want it cut I don't want it cut I'm taking you to a psychologist... ...since you won't go to school You look a sight, I'm ashamed of you It still looks awful Let's try this way The fringe is all wrong I want it my way It's much better like this Oh dear, what will the psychologist say? Why am I always ashamed of you? I'm not going - Afraid of the psychologist? - Go yourself Well, it's your loss Soon it'll be summer and we can spend the weekends in the country I'll be dead by then Will she die soon, Mama? No... Great-granny will live to be a hundred I'll soon be dead Shut the window, Anna-Rosa Or Great-granny will say she's in a draught Hey, what are you doing here? That's the bathroom That's Mummy's room, she's asleep What's that noise? That's just Great-granny, she'll soon be dead And out here past the kitchen lives Grandma Take as many as you want What if your Mum wants some? It's OK, she can get more from the restaurant where she works We know the owner He may be my father But it's not certain It may be someone else You get tired of them after a while. More lemonade? Someone's there Who? I think it's my Dad - The one with the prawns? - No, another one He can't come in - Mummy says no - Why? He might be drunk, I don't know Why weren't you at school today? Did you hear? Why weren't you at school today? I've left You can't leave, everyone has to go to school Not me, I'm not going I cut my hair I look a sight You shouldn't have cut your hair Think I wanted it cut? The psychologist said not to go to school like this, Mum said Will it be all right now? Come to school tomorrow Hello, Elvis, is it you? Are you here? Weren't you going to leave? How long will you stay? I don't know Good idea to give it another try. Let's go in What's wrong with your hair? I cut it That's why I look so silly You don't look silly at all Let's put this here and go in Just think, the peacock's tail is full of eyes Where have you been? And you can't have that Give me my bag It's not your bag You can't have it till you start school I started school today What? You're making it up Ask the teacher Been troubling the teacher? I decided to wait a year I didn't trouble her Were you or weren't you at school today? Yes, I was I must call the school and apologise You needn't The teacher said she'd ring you, she promised Don't be cheeky - The teacher's going to call me? - Yes What has the brat been telling the teacher? He's crazy Tell us another story One for Elvis Tell that one about laughing - No, better not - Why not? We have posh company - Who, him? - Of course - I'm not posh - Yes, you are, Elvis Now I've spilt it again You aren't half drinking, Mum Your great feet are in the way I can't take my feet off Careful, Elvis may tell his Mum D'you think I will? - Won't you? - No Tell us. Elvis hasn't heard it The one about Oscar No, not that one I'll tell you another story When I was a little girl... ...a man used to teach us to swim in the winter... ...so we knew how in the summer D'you know what we did? We'd lie on our stomachs on a stool, and swim You're hopeless, watch me! Look, Dad! That's one way of cracking eggs - I'll crack yours - No, let me try it Hope it's hard-boiled - Who taught you that? - Anna-Rosa's Mum - Does she do that? - Yes, she's fun She must be a real comic Where's Anna-Rosa? I don't know That young girl doesn't exist any more Where is she? It's Anna-Rosa No, it's not Anna-Rosa It's me We mustn't open the door Sit here and take your jacket off Do you know old I am? - Stop making trouble - I'm not - Go away - Let me in - You've done enough harm - I'm not a bad man Get out, d'you hear? Don't worry, Anna-Rosa, it'll be all right Tell him... I'm so tired I'm just as tired as you are I don't want to have to come home... ...and find that bastard hanging around I've told him... Tell it to him straight Look, I'm telling you... Ma, stop it, please! I just won't have him ruining everything I'll keep nagging till you do as I say Ma, I'm so tired Let's go outside, shall we? Are you sad? We're going home, come on Sitting there... as if butter wouldn't melt in your mouth Now I know why you don't come home from school Don't try to wriggle out of it. Mummy understands it all now You go home with Anna-Rosa Do you know what sort of people they are? Yes... they're kind Kind? You don't know them It's fun there They're a bad lot I know what I'm talking about No, you don't Oh, don't I? That mother of hers! She's kind Yes, I bet she is So you prefer it there? I see All the stories I've heard about that woman Tittle-tattle! Out you go! I hate you I'll kill you! You're going to die Now I know, you want Mummy dead D'you realise what you said? Do you know what you've just said to Mummy? I can never forget it, never No... no I didn't mean it I don't want you do die, Mummy That ring... - I want Dad to buy it for Mum - Why? I want them to like each other I want them to like each other It's a damn shame She's my kid And they won't even let me in They think I'm a dead loss I don't know what they think Why are you laughing? You're right... it's not funny - There, there, dear... - Go away! - Come on, Anna-Rosa - Go away! Go away, just leave me alone What's wrong? I like him Who? My Dad. At least I think he is If he doesn't drink, can he come for Christmas? I don't know Christmas is always a difficult time Like some gingerbread? I never dare look in a mirror on Christmas Eve Why not? Didn't you know mirrors are magic on Christmas Eve? If by chance you know someone who is going to die... ...in the coming year... ...you can make them appear in a mirror... ...and stand there with no head If they stand in the mirror... ...just when you light the candles on Christmas Eve... It's just then, when you light the candles... ...that mirrors are dangerous Is it true? For those who are going to die, next year It'll be Christmas soon Stand still. Stand up straight That's right. Now smile There, you do look a nice boy It's only Christmas once a year What are the candles doing here? They belong to the hall mirror Happy Christmas! Doesn't it look lovely? And where is Elvis? Elvis, where are you, dear? Here he is Is Father Christmas coming? Yes, but let's have dinner first Kids are all the same, only think of presents Christmas is for children Let's see what nice presents I have here Merry Christmas, Grandpa I wonder who this is from Is it from Santa? No, it's from Dad Well, do you like it? It's lovely But don't pearls mean tears? No, of course not, Inge I heard it somewhere Just an old superstition, take no notice Elvis helped me choose it And a good job he did too Yes, he certainly did. I'll go and look in the mirror I can see your head And I can see yours You mustn't ever die My darling little boy... ...and for everybody in the whole wide world A penny for your thoughts I was thinking of Anna-Rosa and her Dad And Anna-Rosa's Mummy And her Grandma And her Great-grandma People can like each other, can't they... ...even if they don't understand each other? Of course they can Elvis... aren't you staying at home with Mummy? It's Christmas Day I was looking forward to it Don't you want to be with Mummy? Yes, Mummy Let's go in, then For my sake, Elvis Don't you like Mummy? Oh yes Are you going to see someone? No I will be good I will be good I will be good |
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