I'll never forget Gypsy's Acre,
as I saw it that very first time.
Great sweep of the landscape
down to the sea, in the distance.
And ...
why, Ellie ...
Ellie Darling ...
Ellie Darling ...
Ellie ...
"I'll never forget the first time
I saw Gypsy's Acre"
What?
That's what you were saying.
Oh yes ...
You, you sure you ... don't mind me
me telling you about it?
Not in the least.
It's a long story.
Why not come with me to the ...
south of France, or ... Italy.
Nothing I'd like better,
if it's for that long.
I don't really know where to begin.
Anything wrong with the beginning?
No! Not that!
Wherever you like then.
"Portrait of the artist as a young man"
How about that?
Yes ...
why not.
May sound corny ...
but I think I must have been born
with a love of beautiful things.
I always thought I got it from my father.
Paintings, for instance.
I could look at some of them for ...
hours at a time.
They gave me a strange excitement.
Shiver along the spine.
Lot 50. A small, early, Renoir landscape.
Anyone started? Five thousand
guineas offered, thank you.
Five hundred, six thousand ...
five hundred, seven thousand ...
five hundred, eight thousand ...
five hundred, nine thousand ...
five hundred. Ten thousand.
Ten thousand guineas ...
eleven thousand.
Twelve thousand.
Twelve? Thirteen thousand.
Fourteen thousand.
Fourteen thousand guineas.
Fifteen thousand.
Bids at the back now.
Fifteen thousand guineas ...
Fifteen thousand guineas.
Sixteen thousand.
It's against you at the back now.
Sixteen thousand guineas.
Sixteen thousand guineas. Anymore?
Sixteen thousand guineas.
As with gallery.
Bad luck.
One mustn't complain.
- May I?
- Thank you.
Where to now, madam?
Erm, back to Claridges, Rogers.
Certainly, madam.
Spent the morning at Christie's.
Nearly had a Renoir knocked down
to me at fifteen thousand quid.
One of these days you'll get landed
with something. Then what'll you do?
Don't you realise, Mum ...
Between my bid and the next ...
I owned that picture.
Does your boss know where
that car is now?
I can always adjust the odd
half-hour in the books.
One of these days you'll get fired.
You don't know me, Mum.
Never pretened to.
Because you never wanted me to.
Never liked being watched,
even as a little boy.
Do you remember that text
over you bed?
I often wondered what you did with it.
Did you now?
Mickey ... do you have to
drift from job to job?
Look, I've been doing this
for six months now.
Anyway I like to get around.
You won't for much longer if you keep
using the firm's car for yourself.
Yes I will. I'm a good driver.
The clients like me.
A matter of fact they're sending me out
to the continent again next week.
Picking up some Greek Tycoon in Milan.
Driving him down to look over his villa.
Tio Mio! The fellows gone mad!
Who?
Santonix of course, my
genius of an architect.
What does the lunatic think
he's building! An Empire?!
You know how much he's gone up
again Alice? Another hundred million.
Pounds?
No, Italian Lira.
Oh.
Santonix!
Welcome to San Pier.
Mon Tio! You must be
completely off your rocker.
You're ruining me totally!
How are you?
We must go through these in detail,
urgent issue!
Alice.
Come on, we're in a hurry!
That's normal. Whereas
Alice is ...exceptional.
I ask you, what the hell is the point
of estimates if you don't keep to them?
And what are estimates for if
not to be exceeded?
These things are, are, are, relative.
Not to me they're not.
Come and see what I've done.
Apart from spending my money?
I certainly will!
Oh, I have to be aboard my yacht
off Sardinia at three thirty-five.
Next time, uh? On the way back.
And I will send you a cheque.
The house is ...marvellous.
You like some wine?
Oh, thank you very much sir.
What a fabulous place.
Do you like it?
Like it? Bloody marvellous!
Are you finished now?
Well I gotta stop off in Rome,
pick up an American couple.
They're doing the 'Grand European Tour'.
Five days flat.
I see.
Would you like to see some
of my works and ideas?
Can I? Oh yes, certainly.
You see I was preparing two months
from a secundant in Switzerland.
All he gave me was twenty minutes.
- Well pleasure. Come on, huh?
- Thank you.
Oh God! The creation of ...
any work of art is ...
thirty percent ... joy, and
seventy percent despair!
And if you're lucky, something is
left behind, something is ... passed on.
You're a very good listener, young friend.
I found a place a little while ago.
Where I could imagine a house growing.
Oh, I love 'growing'.
Where's that?
South of England. Few miles
back from the sea.
I'd driven a couple of antique dealers
down to a place called 'Market Chadwell'.
And I drove outside the town
to have my sandwiches.
There was an ugly old Victorian,
Gothic House, up there.
Quite the wrong place.
Half burnt-down.
But when you walked on a bit further ...
round the corner ...
there it was.
You could see for miles all around.
Far below ... the sea.
And standing there it was ...
as if I could see it.
My house.
The house I'd ... always
dreamed about ...
in the place I'd always imagined it.
Anyway ... that was weeks ago.
When is the auction?
Sometime next month.
Not that it's any use to me.
If the wish can be willed, then
perhaps the means will follow.
That sounds like a quotation.
It is; Santonix, the fourth of August ...
nine-thirty P.M.
Christ, I'll have to drive half the night!
It's unusual to find a ...
young man like yourself.
Hired driver?
Well, to be honest that's more
or less what I was thinking.
They say I get it from my father.
An architect?
Huh, he'd have liked the chance.
There Michael, lets draw
a key in the door shall we?
Then we can be alone.
If only you'd study, David.
Get qualified.
Qualifications ... what do they mean!?
The badge of mediocrity!
David, you know as well as I do
that unless ...
Oh for God's sake ... SHUT UP!
I don't think anyone understood him.
Especially Mum.
Gypsy's Acre ...
do you have an a-photograph?
No.
Send me some.
For you I could build a house
even more than Mr ... Constantine.
Hmm ... if I ever have the money.
And if I have the time left.
Oh It'll be a long wait all right,
if that's what you mean?
No, I was thinking myself you see, err...
I can't count on ... more than
than another three or four years.
It has something to do with the wrong
number of corpuscles of the right colour or ...
or the other way round,
I can never remember that.
Well, anyway ...
it was nice to have met you.
And you.
Send me some photographs anyway.
It might be fun to play
around with them.
Ok.
It may have been culture to you honey ...
but it was plain crap to me!
For Christ's sake,
last week in England ...
do you know what those seats
at Stackton-on-Avon cost!?
Twenty-five dollars!
Just to hear a mean-looking
fairy in a jock strap ...
explaining how he couldn't get around
to making a simple basic decision!
Well I guess we don't need Michael until
it's time to pick us up for the opera.
No, I guess not.
Say kid, do you know the ...
red-light district around here?
The dames in the windows?
Yes, sir.
Well stick around after the opera tonight ...
I just might treat you to one.
See if we can, uh, work of
some of this culture, huh?
Err, meanwhile, like we were saying;
your time's your own.
Thank you.
Thought I might spend it
at the Wright's museum ...
looking at the Rembrandt.
Jesus Christ!
He painted him too, sir ...
several times.
Excuse me.
Those faces ...
so strong ...
so sure of their own respectability.
They seem to be quietly sizing me up ...
and finding me wanting.
The ... car's just over there, sir.
Where the hell have you been all evening,
you were supposed to pick us up at the hotel?
Well I'm sorry, sir ...
but I got ... held up, just missed you,
so I came on here.
We waited around for you until eight-thirty!
We were late for the God-damn opera!
That must have upset you awfully, sir.
- You go ahead honey, I'll take care of this.
- Oh ... cr ...
What the hell were you doing,
God-dammit?!
I said I was sorry, sir.
You gonna stick around afterwards and err,
take me where I said, huh?
I don't think so, sir.
Why not?
Well I've looked up my duties
very carefully, and ... 'pimping' is not included.
Jason!
You wait! ...You just wait!
Yes, sir.
Yeah, baby.
I didn't have to wait long ...
My firm said I seemed to have forgotten
that the customer is always right.
Ten days later ...
I was back home again.
Oh, it's you. What have you come for?
Do I have to have a reason to visit my old Mum?
Ooh, got a cuppa tea, love?
Got another job yet?
Yes.
Filling station. Part time.
You'll go far, won't you.
I'm alright ... I got plans.
Plans! What plans?
If the wish can be willed,
then perhaps the means will follow.
Something's happened ...
What do ya mean?
You're excited.
Who's got hold of you, Mickey?
Got hold of me?
Oh, forget the tea, Mum!
The next day, I went down
to Gypsy's Acre again.
With my camera.
That was the first time I saw Ellie.
Very first time.
Oh!
Don't mind me!
Oh, I didn't see you.
I saw you. You got in my picture.
I didn't spoil it for you, did I?
You made it!
You ... you must think I'm
raving mad or something?!
I mean I don't usually
dance all by myself.
I got a little carried-away I guess.
Such a beautiful spot.
Like nowhere else.
- Do you live around here?
- No. Wish I did.
- American, aren't you?
- How d'ya guess?
Well what made you come up here?
You can't see it from the road.
I drove down to visit an
antique shop in Market Chadwell.
Oh yes, I know it.
And I'd heard it was beautiful
up here, so I came.
I'm glad I did.
I mean ... it really is very beautiful.
You didn't really take
any of me, did you?
Ah, that'd be telling.
Oh God, my hair!
No, I was ... I was just shooting a few
angles to send to an architect friend.
Oh, are you gonna build here?
One day ...
maybe.
I'm only a rental car driver.
Bit more to your right.
And there's not much bread in that.
Woah!
Perfect!
Why do you want me in it anyway?
Give Santonix some idea of the scale.
- Oh ... 'The' Santonix?
- Yes.
- He's very famous.
- Oh, he's a genius.
But isn't he ... well, isn't he
a little expensive?
It's just an idle dream.
Don't laugh, I'm the idle dreamer.
Why should I?
You know I like awake sometimes
thinking exactly what I'd do.
The house would ... rise up just
about where you are now ...
looking, clear-down to the sea.
And a drive, curving in like this
from the road ...
all the way to the house.
Clear ... clear all this lot away ...
over there, plant masses and masses
of Rhododendrons and azaleas.
Every colour in the book.
Over here ... flowering cherries.
Take your breath away on a fine day.
Oh ... it's all so clear in your mind.
Yes.
Bloody silly isn't it ...
when you really think about it.
- Staying over for long?
- Only a few days.
- Then back to the States?
- Lausanne, Switzerland.
Right now the family's establishing ...
- oh, I'm caught ...
- Careful ...
there.
Ok ... Oh ...
Erm ...
my family's establishing
residence there.
Tax reasons, or something.
Meanwhile, I'm taking singing
at the conservatorie.
Oh, are you good?
I guess I'll never sing at the Met.
What is it?
I've got a feeling we're being followed.
That's funny, that's what I
thought when I came here.
Keep walking.
Stay there!
What are you doing here?
You were following us.
This is private land ... trespassers
will be prosecuted.
This land's for sale.
There'll be no joy in it for the buyer.
What are you talking about?
We can none of us escape
from the past.
It was a very long time ago, of course.
What was?
They brought in a verdict
of natural causes.
But what happened afterwards,
to the Townsends here ...
Was felt to be a judgement.
Little more than a year, and then ...
only one left.
Is she with you?
Get away from this place, girl.
Go now before the harm's done.
I'm tuned-in, you see.
I can pick up the signals.
My gift is widely acknowledged
in Market Chadwell.
Who are you?
My name is Townsend.
I am the one that was left.
Nut case!
We breed 'em in England for visiting
Americans, helps the balance of payments.
Come on ...
Well ... goodbye.
I hope you get your house one day.
Do you know something ...
I don't even know your name!
Oh, Mike ... Mike Rogers.
Mike. And I'm Ellie, Ellie ...Thompson.
- Well, goodbye Ellie.
- Goodbye.
Ellie ...
Look ... couldn't we have tea together
at the Crown in Market Chadwell?
It's an incredibly old pub ...
Two stars in the Doomesday Book.
I'd like that very much.
- But I'd have to make a phone call first.
- Ok.
Townsend? I knew the old lady
when I was a youngster.
Oh it's true that people talked when
the old Captain's wife died and ...
the family was wiped out a little later
in the fire, but, err ...
she's no more a Townsend than I am.
She ... kids herself that the old Captain
was sweet on her Ma and she's the result ...
but, err ...
between you and me and the gatepost ...
she's the spitting image of her real dad ...
the Gamekeeper.
And now ... she lives up there in one of
Doctor Philpott's cottages, and ...
pops along once a fortnight to the
spiritualists ... to contact their dead.
Awkward if they both came through
wouldn't it?
Still she does ... sometimes, hit the odd
nail on the head, you know?
But then err ... I backed a winner myself
last week so what does that prove?
- Err, tea and toast was it, sir?
- Please.
Ok ...
Who were you phoning, your parents?
Haven't any.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's alright.
That's more than made up for
by ... uncles, aunts, cousins ...
and believe it or not, a stepmother.
- Like Cinderella?
- Right!
Only, in reverse ...
They watch over me as if I were
a baby or something ...
If hadn't been for Greta I wouldn't even
have been able to get out this time.
Now, who's Greta ... your stepmother?
No, that's Cora.
Greta was hired to teach me German, but ...
well she stayed on and we sort
of became best friends.
That was Greta I just called ...
She's great!
She understands exactly how
I feel about everything.
I don't go for cold, calculating
krauts, myself.
Oh, Greta isn't cold ...
and she isn't the slightest
bit calculating.
I prefer them small and elfin ...
the kind that do funny little dances
when they think nobody's looking.
Tea and toast ... alright?
Oh, haven't they any muffins,
I've never tried one?
Muffins is out of season, miss.
Oh ...
Then we'll come back when there's
an 'R' in the month.
- That's a definite order.
- Yes, sir.
- Now ... milk?
- Mmm, yes please.
Sugar?
Really gotta go now ...
Ellie ... did you say you were
going back to London?
- That's right.
- Know the road?
- Yes
- Pity.
- Why?
I was going to offer to
show you the way.
Oh ... well actually, I have got a
terrible sense of direction.
Good, come on then.
I turn-off here ...
Goodbye, Mike.
Oh look, if you like I can ...
No, no, it's alright I really
can find my way from here.
Look, I don't suppose there's any
chance of seeing you again?
I don't know.
That's just the trouble,
I never seem to know.
I said I might call back again in
in two or three weeks ...
at that antique place
at Market Chadwell.
Yes!
Mike, let's meet at Gypsy's Acre ...
I'd like that ...
- On the eighth.
- What time?
Three o'clock, sharp!
And afterwards we'll have
muffins at the Crown
because there's an 'R' in next month.
That's a definite order, Mike.
I'll write.
And don't forget my
Green Shield stamps!
'Scuse me, sir ...
are you Mr. Rogers?
- Yes.
- A telephone call for you ...
Oh ... thank you!
Hello?
- Michael!
- Ellie!
I'm sorry ... I just couldn't
get over in time.
- Ellie, where are you?
- Rome.
I really am sorry, I was looking
forward to it so much.
So was I ... but it's alright
now you've phoned.
Listen ...
Greta and I have managed to
persuade Cora and Uncle Frank ...
we're gonna have my
party in London.
- What party?
- Oh, some silly party ... on Friday.
So best if I don't see
you 'til the next day.
- Why?
- You don't mind, do you?
Because, Mike ... something
really exciting's happened ...
I'll tell you when we meet.
Ok, when?
Well what's wrong with
Saturday morning?
Ten-thirty.
Ten-thirty, where?
Where ... ? On the embankment
by the Festival Hall ...
I think even I can find that!
Mike!
Mike!
Mike!
Mike ... it's me!
Mike, I'm sorry I'm late ...
What's the matter?
I'm sorry, Mike!
Couldn't have told me could you?
Might have made it too easy for me ...
stop me getting stupid ideas.
You just don't know what
what it's been like!
Being the world's sixth richest girl?
Well that's not my fault.
Anyway, it's not true ...
much more like the sixteenth.
Oh, makes a fat lot of difference
once you're in that league!
No wonder you didn't
ask me to the party.
Oh, I just couldn't face
being cross-examined.
They've screened and checked every
single man I've ever wanted to date.
It's like I told you ...
Cinderella in reverse.
Until an out-of-work, rental
car driver, came along ...
- Prince Charming in reverse!
- Oh, Mike!
Fenella Thomsen isn't the
same as Ellie Thompson ... not for me!
Well, goodbye Ellie ...
before I find my self saying
'I have my pride, you know!'
Look ... I have my pride
too you know.
Only, I don't believe in
standing on it.
- You're crying ...
- I am not!
It's an allergy.
I'm allergic to pollen and horses
and cats ... and some men!
'Specially proud, stupid men!
Who haven't even got the sense to ...
order me a glass of water or something
so I can take my medicine!
And who haven't even got the sense
to realise I'm in love with them.
Oh ... that is the worst coffee
I've ever had in my life!
There's no future in it, Ellie.
Maybe not ...
but we'd neither of us ever
stop thinking about it.
It was different then.
It's different now!
That's what the party was all about ...
I'm old enough to do anything I want ...
Anything ...
Mike ...
I went to see your friend, Santonix.
Greta and I went from Rome ...
You're right, he's a wonderful person,
and he'll build you a wonderful house!
Yes, well we can forget it ...
because I heard this morning
that Gypsy's Acre's gone ...
someone's bought it.
Mmm ... I know ...
I have!
Thank you ... thank you very much!
Please don't go, Mike ... please, please.
You see ...
I never met anyone like you before ...
Never.
- I do solemnly declare ...
- I do solemnly declare ...
- I know not of any lawful impediment ...
- I know not of any lawful impediment ...
That was where our life together began ...
in that tiny township in
the Welsh mountains.
Where the only newspaper men around
were there to cover the sheepdog trials.
And English was only the second language.
Dear Mum ...
Sorry to let you know after the event ...
but I got married, last week.
She's lovely and sweet, and I'm afraid
she has an awful lot of money.
Honeymooning on the continent.
Love, Mike.
Why keep a house in, so to speak?
Why not make it a part of the landscape?
To be joined with it whenever you like.
You arrived at the same
idea by instinct, Mike.
Can I see inside?
No. Please, please ...
not until I show you
the finished house ...
you must leave me
something up my sleeve.
How long before we
can live in it?
It has to be very soon,
Darling Ellie. If only because ...
personally, I'm very
short of time.
The ice-cream man cometh ...
Now, that's your turn now, Mike.
What happens when
the family finds out?
They think I'm touring
Scotland with Greta.
They'll blame her as usual.
And they'll do anything they
can to break Mike and me up.
What can they do?
Try and buy Mike off.
Like Gina Barretti's parents
did with her first.
Gina ... wasn't that the girl who married
a lifeguard from Miami beach?
Mmm ... and he got half a million
dollars to divorce her quietly.
Isn't that marvellous?
I've not only collected
a lovely little wife ...
but I can trade her in for
solid cash anytime I want.
Thank you, Miss Thompson,
that was great!
The honeymoon's over, Darling.
Time to pack our bags
and face the family.
Michael, I'd like you to meet my
stepmother; Cora Walker-Brown.
How do you do, Mr. Rogers.
How do you do.
Her husband, Reuben.
Hello, there.
Aunt Beth, and Uncle Frank.
Well sir, I feel called upon to remark ...
that the news conveyed
to us so belatedly constitued ...
We were shocked!
And Mr. Lippincott ...
Dear Uncle Andrew.
Of course, he's not
really my Uncle.
I am that figure of fiction;
the family lawyer.
- How are you, Michael?
- How do you do, sir.
Oh, Gretna Green seems to be
the only element missing.
- We were never even informed.
- Thanks to Greta.
Why blame her, I married him?
Huh, well I must say that, between
the two of you, and Greta ...
you've certainly practiced a
great deal of deception.
I think I better have a talk
with Michael alone.
Good idea, erm ... why don't
we all adjourn to the bar?
Well, if you think things will look better
through the bottom of a glass ...
Might make ... us ... feel better though.
- Don't I get one?
- Of course.
Erm, you've probably guessed that, err,
I have something to convey to you.
Oh yes, sir.
If err, only I knew just
how to convey it ...
- In two little words.
- Oh?
How much?
Bearing in mind that, Gina Barretti's
first collected five hundred grand.
- I see you've done your homework.
- Certainly.
However ... as the nearest I got to
being a Miami lifeguard was ...
dishing out the deckchairs at
Littlehampton-on-sea ...
one August bank holiday ...
you might ... consider offering
me ... only half that.
Such a figure had crossed my mind.
Well it crossed it in vain, sir.
Err, just out of curiosity; no
obligation on either side ...
how much?
A quiet divorce with no scandal,
what do you say?
I might settle for the state of Texas
as a first installment.
Haven't you ever heard of two
people falling in love, sir?
Not only have I heard of it my boy, but ...
one way or another I make
half my income out of it.
I see that you have sense of humour.
Which, as a member of this family,
you're certainly going to need.
Greta ...
what do you know about Greta?
Well, only what Ellie's told me.
You've never met her?
No.
I would have, if ... Ellie had had her way.
Greta would have organised the
wedding and the honeymoon.
But I put my foot down there.
Good!
Did you know Greta had been
dismissed by the family?
No ...
But to be honest, I can't
say I'm sorry.
Do you mind some advice there?
Don't let Greta attach herself
to you and Ellie.
Well couldn't Ellie ... pension
her off, or something?
Greta's a little young to
be pensioned off.
And awfully attractive ... even to
a desiccated old poop, like me.
Then she ought to find it
easy enough to get another job.
With the sort of references that
she'll get from this family?!
Of course I suppose that ...
Ellie could show her gratitude by
settling a sum on Greta ...
that would get her out
of everyone's hair.
I'll have a talk to Ellie
when we get back.
If you can do it without
hurting Greta's feelings ...
but Uncle Andrew, you haven't
said a word about Mike.
He's great isn't he?
Really special.
He's an extremely attractive
personality ...
and I can see exactly why
you married him.
Managed to slip away ...
So far, no one's changed
the subject once.
Anyway ... I've no hard feelings.
- Why should you have?
- Why indeed.
After all ... we're both in the
same boat, more or less.
You more, and me less, unfortunately.
Oh, do you mind?
How do you mean?
Well I married the thin end
of the family trust.
And while Ellie's around
it stays thin.
Mark you, I'm not complaining.
Oh, by the way ... now that we're
members of the same family ...
you wouldn't happen to have a
spare tenner about you would you?
It's just that I've got this
awfully good thing for Ascot ...
and it's too late to
go to a bank.
Thanks, old man.
Yes well, I better get
back to the demo.
Tell them that I'm expecting them
up here to dine tonight.
What, all of them?
All of them.
I told you you were going to
need your sense of humour.
I have known our Ellie since
the day she was born.
She was lovely then ... she's
even lovelier now.
Here, here!
I want you to raise your glasses
and drink to her happiness.
To Ellie and Michael.
Ellie and Michael.
Ellie.
Telegram, madam.
Oh, more congratulations perhaps.
Oh, that's marvellous,
Greta's back tonight!
Greta?!
Greta?
She'll meet us tomorrow,
down at Gypsy's Acre.
Isn't that wonderful, Darling?
Lovely.
There she is ... look!
Greta!
Do hope you'll like her.
But not too much.
Greta!
Oh Greta.
This is Mike ... at last!
At last indeed.
Hello Greta, very
happy to meet you.
Ellie has talked about you so much
I ... feel I know you already.
And you Darling ...
you look so happy.
- I am ... ecstatically!
- Oh marvellous!
My wonderful reward for abusing
my position of trust ...
as Cora so beautifully put it.
What are you gonna do Greta?
Oh, I have a secretary's job lined up.
Abroad?
No ...
in London.
When we move in ...
you must be the first,
absolutely the first ...
to come and stay with us.
- Isn't that right, Mike?
- Why not.
Come on, I'm just
dying to talk to you!
Uncle Andrew's had the
most wonderful idea.
Well... now you have met her...
what do you think?
She's certainly beautiful ...
And strong.
Stronger than Ellie, I think.
I love Ellie ... I really love
love Ellie, Mike.
I was to remember
those words later.
While we were waiting
for the house ...
Ellie and I took over the antiques
shop in Market Chadwell ...
the very one that had
brought us together.
Until at last, Santonix sent for us.
And the great day had come.
At Gypsy's Acre ...
we have, a principal living area that
I call 'my room for all seasons'.
Well, now, let's pretend ...
the season's set for winter.
The windows are, one-way only ...
you can see the view outside
but no one can see in.
And now ... after winter ...
spring.
Ellie is making her music ...
Ellie, the music maker, the
dreamer of dreams.
And now ... after spring ...
summer.
That's magic ...
Now ... to the next ...
What happened ...?
Magic ...
- O, where did that come from?
- I don't know ...
Well ... is this how you imagined it?
My imagination never
went half as far.
Thank you ... oh, thank you!
Gypsy's Acre ... life of happiness.
Good fortune.
That's Cora's car!
She didn't waste much time.
Oh, what a day to call!
Well I don't wanna see her.
Why not go inside and
pull up the drawbridge?
They haven't seen us yet ...
please, quick, quick!
I don't think they've moved in yet.
Well ring the bell anyway.
Now ... nobody can see us.
Your health, madam.
I can't see anything!
Now, come on now ...
Hello!
I think she's going!
Darling Ellie ...
called but you hadn't arrived,
will try again later.
Oh ...
What do you think, Darling ...
we found a cute, eighteenth century,
furnished cottage for the summer ...
only fifteen miles from you.
Oh ... God!
Quite by chance, would
you believe it?
Frankly, not for a bloody second.
Now, what do they want.
What are they after down here?
Stay where you are!
I think you better explain yourself.
Who the hell are you?!
George ... I believe that's
Mr. Rogers ... isn't it?
Yes.
I thought I recognised him
from the newspapers.
Oh, Lord!
I'm awfully sorry, Rogers.
My name's Philpott, local Doctor.
We're neighbours.
- Oh err, my wife.
- How d'ya do.
What happened, Mike?
It's alright, Ellie, these are our
neighbours, The Philpotts.
Doctor Philpott is the local Doctor.
- My wife, Ellie.
- How do you do.
Santonix ...
They've taken a long time
time to get there ...
Yes.
But surely they wouldn't ...
Yes, why would anybody ...
Probably some hooligan.
A crank, more likely.
You've had a certain amount of
publicity, haven't you?
Very destructive spirit, Wanadi.
It couldn't be ... oh ... no, no,
surely not ...
What?
Miss Townsend?
Miss Townsend?!
It's just that ... she warned us off
when we first met here.
She rather frightened Ellie.
And well she ... she seems to be
always hanging around the place.
Oh, she is a bit odd, certainly ...
considers herself the local
seer and so on.
But I expect you know the story?
Oh, just one piece, thank you.
But I can't see her being guilty of
anything like malicious damage.
Matter of fact, my family owes
her something of a debt ...
One winter when I was
away army doctoring ...
she fished out a young
nephew of mine ...
who'd gone through
the ice in our lake ...
Damn ... slipped!
Sorry, Ellie.
Here, let me ...
It's just that ...
Well I was going to say that
my ... best friend at school ...
went like that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
David and Johnathan they
used to call us, we ...
we were together so much.
- Skating, was it?
- Yes, up on the reservoir.
Only the day before, we played in
the usual bit of Shakespeare ...
on Speech Day.
In those days I was crazy
to go on the stage ...
What say'st thou, noble heart?
What will I do, think'st thou?
Why, Roderigo ... go
to bed and sleep.
I will incontinently drown myself.
If thou dost, I shall never
love thee after it.
If thou wilt needs damn thyself ...
do it a more delicate way
than drowning.
Do you hear, Roderigo?
Roderigo!
Dad!
Dad!
Come to think of it, it could have
been a shot, couldn't it?
Mmm?
A shot ...
Oh yes, I s'pose it could.
Well ... goodbye.
- And if I can be of any help ...
- Thank you.
- Thank you again for the lovely ...
- Very nice to have met you.
- Goodbye
- Nice to have met you.
When you've settled in, I'll organise a
party for you to meet the neighbours.
- Good.
- Goodbye!
- Shall we go back there?
- Let's walk across that way dear ... yes.
I won't let anybody drive us away!
This is our house and we're
gonna stay in it!
Of course we are.
We said it like a challenge to fate ...
and for a time, it seemed to work.
Then ... Greta came.
It was only to be for the
weekend, Ellie said, but ...
Mike!
Come and see what
Greta's given us ...
our housewarming present.
Hello, Greta.
Hello, Mike.
You really shouldn't have Darling.
I can't wait to see it!
Oh ... isn't he beautiful!
Isn't he gorgeous!
Oh ... thank you Darling,
he's absolutely lovely!
- Isn't he Mike?
- Yes, very nice.
Now, where shall we put him?
Any ideas, Darling?
Several!
How about over there?
Get this thing out of the way ...
and that ...
Ahh ...
Mmm ...
good!
Except of course, that that
painting kills the cat.
Don't you agree, Michael?
Or the cat kills the painting.
Which incidentally, I happened
to have found for Ellie!
Oh you can put it anywhere.
Put it in the study.
Ooh ... ahh ... have you got
a pair of steps?
Get the steps, Darling.
Darling ...
I tried all right ...
It was a hell of a strain
that weekend ...
Greta being there.
But I certainly tried.
Until ...
My wife could easily have
been killed, Sergeant!
I tell you, she was scared stiff
and so was the bloody horse!
What the old lady
say to her exactly?
Yelled out something stupid about
seeing 'Death' riding at her shoulder.
Never yells as a rule, not
her usual style at all.
Oh well that's hardly
the point is it?
Unless this time somebody's
paying her to do it.
Now why should anyone pay her?
Dunno ... frighten you
and Mrs Rogers off?
You said something about it's ...
happened two or
three times before.
Yes, but I'd hardly have thought ...
Miss Townsend was the
sort you could bribe.
True, but supposing it was
put to her cleverly ...
that she ... wasn't living it up
like a Townsend ought to ...
not being a real Townsend that err,
might be her sensitive spot.
You must have some
reason for saying that.
Not really, Mr Rogers ...
'Cept that she hired a big Daimler
when she went on her last ...
table-rapping safari, and err ...
the bus has always been
good enough for her before.
Arrgh!
Ellie!
- Are you hurt?
- Oh, my ankle!
I fell on that thing and
I've twisted it, I think.
What on earth are you doing ...
out here in the middle
of the night, Darling ...
are you crazy?
Well, what about you?
What happened, Mike?
Nothing.
Nothing!
You scared me wandering
off like that, what was it?
It was nothing I tell you, I ...
I just couldn't sleep, love.
That's all.
Now, come on ...
see if you can walk.
- Can you?
- No!
Careful ...
There.
Greta!
What is it?
What's happened?
What have you done, Darling?
Twisted her ankle.
Oh, let me ...
No!
And what are you doing
out here anyway?
I thought I heard something.
There you are.
What was it?
Like a ... child crying.
Mike!
I tell you, there was nothing ...
now go to bed!
Mike ...
Mike!
Mmm?
That sound that you
and Greta heard ...
it wasn't a child was it?
It was a cat.
Siamese cat.
Coming along nicely.
Still, better keep the weight
off it for another day or two.
Lucky Miss Greta was able to
stay on to look after her.
Yes, wasn't it.
Blasted wasps!
Absolute plague, this year.
Oh, help yourself to a slice
of Quiche Lorraine ...
Dorothy made it herself.
Oh!
Oh ... hello, Michael.
Hello.
Err, we're neighbours now.
Yes I gathered we were to
have that pleasure ...
but I was not aware that
it was actually upon us.
Well ... I really must say
hello to darling Ellie.
And I was saying to your
Bishop only this morning ...
that ritual is ritual ...
and should be regarded as ritual.
Michael ...
how's the world of antiques,
business brisk?
Now, what are you all doing here?
Or shouldn't I ask?
Well, the Philpott's innocently assume
that you'd be pleased to see us.
Oh, and Frank and Beth happen
to be staying for the weekend, so ...
I brought them along. Simple.
Mmm ...
Err ... know anything for Ascot?
I ... haven't forgotten.
There's no need for the crack.
Good, isn't it?
Mmm, marvellous.
You going to that sale at, err, Brett
House next month, Michael?
Yes.
Thought I might pick up
something for the shop.
- I'll drive you over if you like?
- Oh, thanks.
- Remind you nearer the day.
- Fine.
... or gave way ... you naughty girl ...
Fraternising, Reuben?
Err, no ... I was just
chatting, you know?
I'd love to see the rest of
your garden Mrs Philbutt ...
- ... 'pott'.
- Yes, indeed.
I thought you were typing away
in some little office in London?
I am ...
thanks to those
splendid references.
Well you know the family
motto ... 'the truth shall prevail'.
Yes, but how do some
people recognise it ...
on such a slender aquaintance?
Michael ...
Yes?
Will you come now, please?
Now what's all this then?
We're leaving.
Ellie's stepmother has made
it too embarrassing for us.
You mean, for you?
Darling, you don't understand ...
Cora insulted her.
Well is that any reason why you
and I should have to leave?
It is impossible to stay after that!
You don't decide!
Ellie agrees.
Does she think she can run
my life as well as yours?
Darling, everybody's looking.
Well what do I care, I've
had a bellyful all week!
Move that down, take that,
put that there ...
who the hell does
she think she is?!
It's all my fault.
I admit it is my fault,
I should have said nothing ...
asked for nothing.
Oh, Greta ...
Greta, of course you
mustn't shut up ...
I only want to help ...
to be of use.
- Oh, crikey ...
- Shut up!
I knew from the beginning that ...
Michael hated me
being here with you.
He didn't trust me!
I should never have come to stay ...
Oh, Greta ...
Oh my God, now it's
the two of them!
Women's first and last
bloody refuge ... tears!
For heaven's sake
let her stay!
Make it permanent
for all I care.
Oh no, no you're
creasing them.
And anyway ... I'm going!
- You're staying.
- No I'm not, I'm going.
Oh no, you're not!
Well what's so bloody funny?
It's you, Darling ...
you look so funny!
He is so funny.
She's bloody staying!
And get something for
those blasted wasps!
I'm terribly sorry, Michael.
Will you please forgive me?
Let's forget it.
Oh, come on let's open
a bottle of champagne.
Achoo!
- Hello Darling ...
- Hello Darling.
Could you stop-off on your way
home and pick up my capsules?
I'm sneezing my head off
and I'm all out of them.
Sure.
Anything, anytime, anywhere.
Miss me?
Mmm ... can't keep my
mind on my work.
I'm almost inclined
to call it a day.
How is business?
Oh well, believe it or not I think
I can hear a real, live customer.
Don't let him get away!
I won't. So long now, bye.
Bye.
#... Through the world
we safely go ...
# Every night and every morn ...
# Some to misery are born.
Santonix!
How marvellous!
What a surprise, how are you?
I looked in to say
goodbye to Ellie.
He's off tomorrow to the States
to build another house.
This time my last.
Oh no, now please
don't say that!
Darling Ellie, I've had my ...
final treatment.
There cannot be anymore.
Sorry I've been so long ...
How are you?
Err, thank you ... we have
exhausted that subject I think.
Greta, dear ...
fix us some tea,
would you mind?
'Course, Darling.
Why did you let
Greta stay here?
Ellie hurt her ankle,
anyway she'll be going soon.
No ...
You have let her
take possession!
'Course I haven't!
Look, I've already had one
flaming public row ...
what else do you
expect me to do?
Have you any idea
where you are going, Mike?
What? Look I'm going
the way I want.
I can't reach you.
Can I?
I can't reach you.
# Man was made
for joy and woe ...
# And when this
we rightly know ...
# Through the world
we safely go ...
# Ah, ah, ah ...
# Every night and every morn ...#
# Some to misery ...
Don't stop. Go on.
Why were you looking
at me like that, Darling?
Like what?
As if ... as if you love me so
much it made you sad.
You looked ... I dunno, fragile
and beautiful.
Almost out of another century.
Like the song.
It's from your poet, Blake.
# Some are born
to sweet delight ...
# Some are born
to endless night.
You're crying.
Perhaps because it's true.
Oh, Ellie!
Ellie, Darling ... where
are you?
You're always looking
through those binoculars.
As if the place were besieged.
Well it is in a way ...
by old Reuben.
After all, he's our
neighbour now.
Fifteen miles away!
Why is he always
riding around here?
What is it?
Oh, nothing.
Thought for a moment
he was going to fall off.
Unfortunately, he didn't.
Mike ...
You saw her, didn't you?
Alright, Mike ...
I'm not a child.
No point in worrying
you, was there?
Well ...
I guess she has the right
to stand in a field ...
staring at us all day if
she gets a kick out of it.
Why don't you come with
me to the sale after all.
You know you don't want me to.
Well, I had my reasons,
but what the hell.
No, I'm alright.
Besides, I'd only have
to change back again.
I'll meet you at the
Crown for lunch.
Fine.
- Morning, Michael.
- Not riding with Ellie today?
Of course not, Darling ...
Greta's going up to London ...
shopping with
Mrs Philpott, remember?
Yeah ... 'course.
God, it's time I was leaving.
Hey ... what's all this about?
You look especially
elfin this morning.
See you later, Darling.
Take care.
Mr Degenhart.
Next lot's the one you're after.
Lot thirty-two. A Mother-of-Pearl
inlaid, Victorian, Papier-mch table.
Yes, I marked it down for Ellie.
It's her birthday on Sunday,
that's why I didn't want her to come.
Sixty ... sixty-five ... seventy ...
seventy-five ... eighty ...
eighty-five ... ninety ...
ninety-five ...
one hundred.
One hundred and ten ...
One hundred and twenty ...
One hundred and thirty ...
One hundred and forty ...
One hundred and fifty ...
One hundred and fifty ...
At one hundred and fifty pounds ...
Going ... going ...
gone.
One forty-five ...
Woman's privilege, you know.
Not like Ellie though, she'd
have left a message.
You're wanted on the
phone, Mr Rogers.
Ahh ... that's her now,
probably got held up.
Order for me too,
Doctor, will you?
Hello?
Have you heard anything
of Mrs Rogers, sir?
She hasn't come back yet.
Hasn't come back yet?
Come back from where?
From her ride, sir ... I haven't
seen her since.
Ellie!
Ellie!
No. No, Mike.
Doctor Philpott has told us ...
that he considers Mrs. Rogers
had been dead about two hours ...
- and Dr Shaw agreed.
- Ellie.
That no injury was found that
could have caused her death.
Stomach contents were normal ...
and deceased's internal
organs perfectly healthy.
In my opinion, death was due to cardiac
failure, probably resulting from shock.
- Associated with her fall?
- That is difficult to say for certain ...
but it would be consistent ...
The capsules she was taking
were standard antihistamine ...
without side-effects ...
and could not have
been responsible ...
I can't get it out of my mind ...
You see ... Ellie would
have been with me ...
if I hadn't have planned a
surprise for her birthday.
Well she looked ... well
and happy before I left...
before I ...
she ...
sh ...
Give Mr Rogers a glass of water.
Do please, sit down and,
wait a little if you like.
No, no, no, I'm, I'm alright.
I'm alright, thank you.
She was alone, you see...
Ellie.
She ...
El ...
Ellie ... died alone.
Most ... distressing.
Thank you, Mr Rogers.
May I say something, sir?
Certainly.
Well I'm ... I'm not
satisfied, sir.
Oh?
Why?
Well, things have happened ...
things have happened before,
the things I told you about.
She was ... she was
well that morning ...
she was per ...
I'm ... I'm just not satisfied, sir.
I see, thank you Mr Rogers, I
can understand your distress.
Thank you ... Mr Rogers.
Sergeant Keene ...
Is Miss Townsend in court yet?
- No, sir.
- Well, why not?
These alleged threats and warnings
could be material.
She's not been at her home, sir ...
nor seen anywhere since,
but we expect to locate her soon.
Oh, I certainly hope so.
Well, everything points ...
to death being due to
accidental causes ...
with insufficient evidence
to show how it occurred.
In the circumstances ...
I suppose I must adjourn this inquest
'til Miss Townsend can be found.
I'm sure we all feel the very ...
deepest sympathy for the ...
bereaved, young husband.
Michael ...
Michael ...
Going back to the house?
No ... Greta's still there,
clearing up.
The ... Philpott's are looking
after me for a while.
- How do you do.
- How do you do.
Err, do you mind if I
go ahead with Michael?
I'll see you later, Michael.
What did you mean, you
aren't really satisfied?
Oh, I wish I really knew.
You know something ...
Reuben was out riding near
there that morning.
Reuben?!
Well he said something once about Cora
having the thin end of the trust, and ...
Ellie standing in the way.
Reuben has never been known
to get anything right ...
horses, women or facts.
His incompetence borders
on the supernatural.
Besides, Ellie wasn't in Cora's
way anymore ... you were.
Me?
I'm afraid you'll have
to come to America.
What for?
To look after your
business interests.
Oh, didn't you know ...
Ellie altered her will soon
after she got married ...
she did it in London, and I regret
to say without consulting me.
You are the principal beneficiary.
But I'd ...
no idea ... I ...
I didn't even know
she'd made a will.
Oh yes.
And the ... ramifications of
the estate are enormous.
Without expert advice you'll
be thoroughly confused ...
with it you'll be even
more confused.
There's another reason why
you should come to America ...
Ellie's will called for
her to be buried there.
But she wouldn't want that!
Away from Gypsy's Acre?
I guess she didn't think
to alter that part ...
you see she wouldn't have been
expecting to die, just yet.
America?
Putting it into very simple
language Mr Rogers ...
Fifteen percent of the holdings
in Transtex Transportation ...
Are convertible every five
years until nineteen-ninety ...
into Bifurcated Yellowstone ...
at prices escalating from twenty-
eight dollars and twenty cents ...
to thirty-six dollars and
sixty cents, per stock unit.
I feel called upon to remark ...
that bearing in mind the recent
behaviour of the Dow Jones Index ...
it might be wise to kiss
goodbye to Northwest Zinc ...
And I say with due humility ...
that it was a rare privilege to
have know such an utterly loveable,
utterly warm, utterly delightful,
and utterly outgiving personality.
And I feel called upon to remark ...
that bearing in mind the recent
behavour of the Dow Jones Index ...
it might be wise to kiss
goodbye to Northwest Zinc ...
and reinvest in a less
volatile enterprise.
For we brought nothing
into this world ...
and it is certain we
can carry nothing out.
So why not invest the residue
in Consolidated Metallics?
A very, very sound
corporation indeed.
Remaining forever ... a fragrant
memory in our hearts.
Let us pray.
Ashes to ashes ...
Dust to dust.
Sign here ...
Sign there ...
Say when ...
I said it would be confusing,
but that about clears it up.
What will you do when you
return home, where will you live?
Gypsy's Acre, of course.
Ellie wouldn't want me
to sell it, it was ours.
- Greta still looking after it?
- Well 'til I get back.
Can I ask you something
Mr Lippincott?
Somehow I've ... never got around
to calling you Uncle Andrew...
No, that was ... Ellie's
prerogative, perhaps.
As you know ...
I've never had much
time for Greta.
A very confident
girl, nevertheless.
Yes, well that's it, I mean ...
fair's fair ...
when I dismiss her, should I ...
give her a present, or, or what?
Well, Ellie provided
for her adequately ...
But if, when she leaves ...
you want to add what the French
call a 'Douceur', well that's up to you.
Err, are you flying back?
- No, sailing.
- Yes.
Tomorrow's boat. I think the ...
voyage will do me good.
Yes.
Well, there's one more
document that concerns you ...
it came in this morning.
As soon as it's been certified and
copied I'll mail it to you in England.
It should be waiting
for you on your arrival.
Is that the lot?
Fine.
Oh ...
Hello?
Yes, he's still with me.
Who?
Oh wait, I'll talk with him.
It's the Halcyon County
Hospital, Goshen.
Your friend, Santonix.
He's asking for you.
Mike?
Yes ... yes I'm here.
I built you a good house.
You built me a wonderful house.
You ...
You ...
You damned fool ...
Why ... didn't you go
the other way?!
Next day, I sailed for home ...
home, to the only
place I cared for ...
Gypsy's Acre.
I saw you coming.
- Where are the servants?
- Gone ... paid off.
- Had a good trip?
- Fine, thank you.
No, Darling ... wait.
Oh Christ, I've
waited long enough!
Haven't I?
Mike, wait.
O, Mr Sailer ... home from sea.
We made it.
I guess we have.
Although, New York
was bloody tough.
Still, I've always enjoyed
playing a part.
What about the Philpotts?
My telegram said expect me
anytime up 'til midnight.
I'll be getting along soon.
Very nice people, the
old Doc and his wife.
Very fond of them.
They're really quite
attached to me.
It was worth the risk tonight.
You enjoy taking risks,
don't you Greta?
We took some with Ellie.
I don't want to talk about Ellie.
Darling ...
I don't want you...
to talk about Ellie.
Mike ... don't spoil it now.
Anyway, after tonight we
can't meet for ... three months?
At least.
I arranged with ...
Uncle Andrew to ...
terminate your
engagement with ...
what the French
call a 'Douceur'.
Darling ... you've just
given me one.
Didn't tell you ...
Santonix is dead.
Oh, what a pity.
'Oh, what a pity'.
You never cared for
him much did you?
About as much as
he cared for me.
I was with him
when he died.
He said I ... ought to have
gone the other way.
Anyway ...
he built you a nice house.
I think it would be an idea
to keep it on for a while.
What?
You don't think I'm going to
live anywhere else, do you?
How can we live
here all the time ...
with all the world to see,
and the money to see it with.
If I wanted to see the world I'd
have joined the bloody Navy!
You're tired ...
and on edge.
I quite understand.
Yes, maybe I am.
Time I was going.
Sorry, Love.
Oh, Mike ...
Some mail for you here.
It's a big envelope with
a New York postmark.
Ah, that'll be the one
from Uncle Andrew.
I'll bring the doctor along
in the morning ...
he can watch me shaking
you, gratefully by the hand.
And then that should ...
What is it?
Christ Almighty!
Look at the back ...
look at the back!!
Taken: Amsterdam, August
seventeenth, nineteen ...
Last Year!
Before I first met Ellie!
'I warned Ellie about
you more than once ...'
'but she would never listen.'
'Lippincott'.
He knows!
He knows!
He suspected from the beginning,
now he's dug and dug ...
and found the proof!
Christ Almighty, what
are we gonna do?!
Well don't just stand there,
what are we gonna do?
We're finished, don't
you understand ...
we're finished, he knows!
That we don't get the house.
we don't get anything ...
It's all been for NOTHING!
Mike, stop panicking!
What does he know?
Only that we met before.
What can he prove
about Ellie now?
I saw her tonight.
What do you mean?
She was standing
there smiling, but ...
she couldn't see me.
What's the matter with you?
You imagined it!
But why couldn't she me,
I was there, wasn't I?
Mike ... there is no
time to lose!
He warned her about me but ...
she would never listen.
Why wouldn't she?
Get back to Philpott now ...
act it out ... and there is
nothing they can do to us.
'Cos she loved me, that's why.
Perhaps I loved her too.
I could have been
happy ... couldn't I?
Really, married to Ellie?
Go, now ...
Supposing Ellie took
that capsule knowing ...
Just because she thought
that was what I wanted.
You're mad!
I must have been, mustn't I?
Listen ...
Go back ... go to bed ...
take a pill ... sleep it off.
I don't care, but ...
for God's sake, wake up with
a clear head in the morning!
Shut up, you silly cow!
You planned it ... you've
lost me Gypsy's Acre ...
you've lost me this house ...
and worst of all you lost me ...
Ellie!
No, Mike! No, Mike!
You think you're
stronger than I am ...
you're wrong ...
you've always been wrong!
I was so happy that
last day with Ellie ...
now that couldn't
be right could it?!
Oh, Mike ... no ...
# Every morn and every night ...
# Some are born to sweet delight ...
# Some are born to sweet delight ...
# Some are born to endless night.
Why, thou silly gentleman!
If thou wilt needs damn thyself ...
do it a more delicate way ...
than drowning.
Michael ...
Yes?
Do you know who I am?
'Course ... you're old Philpott.
About Ellie ...
it was in her allergy
capsule, wasn't it?
Cyanide I expect,
in the capsule?
Yes.
We split the two halves
of the capsule ...
put some of the stuff
for the wasps in ...
stuck them together again.
You remember the wasps?
- Rather clever, wasn't it?
- Very.
Because after two hours
there'd be nothing ...
nothing to smell,
nothing to find.
That's why I guessed.
Yes. Greta looked
all that up.
That was a smashing
quarrel we had ...
didn't I do it well?
Yes, very well!
Michael ... about
Miss Townsend ...
There was no
'Miss Townsend'.
Everybody knows that.
Of course, Mike,
of course, but ...
you know who I mean.
You paid her to do some
of those things, didn't you?
After that ... she
knew too much.
What could you do?
There's no such person!
Mickey ...
I tried, Mickey.
But I was afraid all those years.
Eversince I came across
Joe's watch in your drawer.
Mustn't blame yourself, Mum ...
Might've been different
if my Dad had lived.
Your Dad?!
Your Dad was nothing!
Nothing!!
Go on, Michael.
I don't seem to be able
to remember any more.
Can I go home now, please?
Doctor Philpott, I don't
like it here anymore.
Can I go back to
Gypsy's Acre now?
Doctor Philpott, can I
go home now, please?
Well, Michael, my boy,
it was fine that time ...
as far as it goes.
But I ... suppose you realise ...
that you never tell the
same story twice, don't you?
Sometimes you tell it ...
as it seems to you ...
and sometimes you tell it ...
as you would ... like it
to seem to us.
Not, quite the same thing, is it?
Look ...
now why don't we go
right back to the beginning ...
and start all over again?
And this time ...
see if you can tell us what
you did to Miss Townsend.
I think I ought to mention that...