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Erotic Ghost Story III (1992)
Brother, buy me a drink
cheers! Please, sir Tonight is yours no, you first Brother, here comes an easy prey! He has a sword Has he I've got a sabre too What will you have, sir Just make a few dishes for me Any inn in this vicinity, please not in our isolated place Haunted houses, maybe Waiter, wine Good please, sir now it depends on you. Take care Master, after a hard journey, come here and sit down What are you doing Master, you're handsome, you must be romantic come drink with me, come over I can't drink, I can't Bastard, molesting my wife Your wife I didn't I saw it. Don't deny! Darling, he assaulted me Darling, he touched me Sex fiend, you! Brothers, beat him! Don't try anything foolish! It's female So you enjoy posing as a man Let my brother show you... how to be a real man What do you want Let me go! Brother, rape her! Rape her! Well, by popular request, I'll do it Move her up the table Rape her! Help! Rape her! Let me go! Help, help! Put it on I thought you'd leave me behind I told you not to follow me You won't be happy to be with me Our marriage was one arranged before our birth My dad fixed it. Marry my dad then You're forsaking me! Let me die! Are you out of your mind Only because you're forsaking me Well, follow me, if you please That's better Let's go Yes Go in Help, help! Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog! Keep away! Please drive away that dog for me Thank you Go now Keep away! Thank you Who are you put me near an oil lamp, quick! Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick! Thank you Hurry up Excuse me, please Help me, Buddha! A demon! Don't misunderstand me, sir I'm not a demon, I'm a monk You're a monk Buddha be praised! You must be devout Forget minor rites. Don't be stubborn One muse live and let live Have food, have fun and go freely The rest are of no consequence What's your priestly name, please How come you're now big and now small I am the Reverend Wick a monk since childhood, to guard Wick Tower Facing the lamp day and night is boring I have no one to chat with I pour out my feelings to the lamps only Real or imagined, the wick said to me one day He taught me the incantation that shrinks me But I might get burnt to death if the lamp burns out before I change back Thank you May I ask your names, please I'm chu chung, and he's Liu... Hsia-hui Greeting, Mr chu, Mr Liu Don't stand on ceremony call us by name You keep him company while I go in to change Mr Liu has a sense of humor Let's go in to chat Good please Sit down priest, what you told us just now... They say life's a wick It's gone, once burnt out compared with the centuries-old universe life's a speck only, right Forget it now When you reach my age, you'll understand priest, are you all right chu, when were you born The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat 9 5, year of the Rat lmmediately before noon How do you know Great, congratulations! Yours is maximum masculinity and strength, very rare What did you say You won't understand no matter how I put it In a word, you're extraordinary We're like good friends I've got good wine Let me get it for all of us Don't run around. Wait for me An exceptional man You bloody monk! Sex is nothingness and nothingness is sex Why are you here Mr Liu, no... Miss Liu, so you're a lady You scoundrel, you peeped at my bathing! O, I didn't see anything How do you know... I'm a lady then Miss Liu, don't blame me First, I didn't know you were taking a bath Second, I didn't know you were female creep, you're unworthy as a monk, you're obscene! Enough, even a Buddha may flare up! Udity doesn't count for much Every creature is naked at birth Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed Buddha be praised! The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree, nor is the mirror a substance Nothingness won't get contaminated I'm in no mood for your sutras I've already suffered You're a creep, a real creep! Miss Liu, if you deem that as a loss come and feel me, knead me any way you like come on Scare me chu priest I told you not to move around priest, that fairy in the portrait is smiling at me chu, no ideas, no illusions Undesirable ideas breed illusions What I saw didn't look like illusion Men belong to earth; spirits belong to hell The combination of the two is a bad omen chu, you'd better forget what you've seen priest, you mean what I saw is real priest, how can I ever see her again Do me a favor, please o, it's dangerous I'm a wanderer with no worries; I'm not afraid It could be fatal! I'd die without regrets if I could see her once Evil! I'll help you so as not to go against Heaven's will But you must promise me one thing You must come back within 24 hours Well, I promise Don't take this as a precedent If you hasn't returned when this incense burns out you'll drift in the Void... without ever getting back Turn this holy wheel Read this passage of sutras and you can move freely And when coming upon any danger throw out the wheel and you'll be safe Remember Thank you Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel Buddha be praised! Hands off! Don't do it, it's damned! Let go! Mr chu How do you know my name I'm Yun l-meng My dad is a famous fortune teller He can tell the past and predict the future After reading my fortune, he told me I'd come upon a disaster at 17 Don't cry. Confide it to me He said I was fated to stay in hell for a period before you'd appear to take me as your wife Don't worry, I won't hurt you Dad said my life is not yet over After you marry me, your yang can help bring me back to earth Your ladyship Where's l-meng In the room opposite Why didn't you announce the presence of a guest I must host a feast for him tonight Yes, your ladyship Buddha be praised! Please don't knock anymore, I beg you! A monk is delighted... by others reading sutras Why are you an exception You chanted and knocked all night, disturbed my sleep I won't do it anymore if you tell me where chu chung is What Well, come with me come, come Where's he As I told you repeatedly, he's walked into the wall You're lying again See for yourself How can such a strong wall be penetrated And I saw nothing inside from outside You asked me but won't believe what I said Have you heard of Hellgate What Hellgate No, but not much different from it This painting is a crossing between earth and hell Laymen like you won't understand He entered it a long while ago He should return now This question is difficult to answer Don't you know the mess outside The court changed... its chicken farm policy chu won't come out probably... because he prefers to stay inside Don't be silly, I was only joking He'll come back for sure before the incense burns out He won't forsake his life. Don't worry They come and go freely, let it be chu, you came from afar Let me toast you in celebration Thank you Let's go over to tease him Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you come on, drink with arms locked Sister, brother's-in-law getting ruddy chu, we're now of one family Let me toast you Your ladyship, I'm afraid master can't drink Let me drink it for him o, it's from Her ladyship to brother-in-law Sister can't drink it for him I should drink it to appreciate her kind thought Brother-in-law, drink it, you won't get drunk Brother-in-law, great! I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire please You go on Brother-in-law, one more Yes, one more It's from me, drink it Well, I drink This is my toast Take it easy ot yet finished Well, I drink A good drinker Take this too Good Master Drink it now! One more You won't get drunk Drink this quickly come on, you're a good drinker come on, finish this How's it Are you all right Where's l-meng Where's l-meng Tell me! She was abducted by Old Demon chia Yuan, whereabouts unknown We're at a loss what to do Where's chia Yuan Take me there right away Here it is Which evil dares to destroy my gold body You not only defiled their virtue but also abducted l-meng Hand over l-meng quickly! What did you say Which l-meng o more nonsense with him He won't admit it for sure Fight with him! There's no grudge between us Why trying to kill me You... Your day is near You don't understand I know my sentimental brother-in-law... has a strong yang And only his blood... can spoil your immortal body and put you to death I acted to set him up I've endured you for long You as a guardian angel forbid us from doing this and that As of now I'll be the master After eating your flesh I can get out of the portrait and rule the world Now let me take you to hell Don't! Bring them back Get up! Go Go! Miss Liu, eat something first o, thanks, I have no appetite You must eat priest, will he be in danger Not now You can't tell in four hours Why The power comes from this wheel But there's a time limit When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes What if he can't come back He'll be shuttling between earth and hell He can't be a man or a ghost priest, try something Let me bring him out Stop dreaming, you're so fragile After entering, you may not live to get out You don't look well Get out of here quick to avert the disaster I won't, even at death I must wait for him to return l-meng, you're beautiful Let's play come, come Don't, keep away! See you later Keep away! Load the blood Let's play Keep away! Why am I not allowed to play Your ladyship, the hand of chia Yuan After another 49 days, I can get out of the portrait to rule the mundane world Food is so coarse. Inedible! Your ladyship, I've prepared good wine for you Bring it quickly Yes Bring it quickly Sister She's staring at us. Let's act or we can't get over. Come on come on, let's play Don't get me involved Are you shy Who'd play with you Bring chu chung to my room right away Yes Her ladyship wants me to take him away What are you doing Using me to kill again chu, I know it was my fault but if I don't obey her we may both get killed Don't think you can convince me with that I know I can't possibly convince you Well, let me take you out of the portrait My wheel was taken away by her I can't leave I'll get it back for you for sure Why do you want to take him away Fox, her ladyship ordered sister to take him away Help me take him away Yes come in Your ladyship, chu chung's here Help him to bed Yes Why are you two coming in To help you undress, your ladyship Get out quick! Are you deaf I told you to get out! Yes Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive! L-meng l-meng Sister Don't! What happened We saw someone there when we rushed in After him! L-meng cut it out! Let me take you away You stand no chance once she returns Look around over there Yes Hurry up! Go Sister, let me lure her away You go with brother-in-law chun-meng Get hold of them! Yes Help me turn the wheel Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel Good! It hurts! Oh, no, finished! Lmpossible, he'll be back for sure Incredibly, here he is! Chu, are you all right priest, his body is burning. What now He may have been hurt by chia Yuan It's finished Anything serious, priest You must help him chia Yuan's axe is a sacred item from Heaven o layman can hold it because of its heavy yang content unless... Unless what Unless you find a girl ready to sacrifice her virginity to marry him to squeeze his yang out That's the only ray of hope But it could be dangerous I'll help him You Right, I'll help him Good, start now These braziers are arrayed according to the Ursa constellation They absorb the essence of sun, moon and the auras of Heaven and earth proceed now Show me how to do it Ask the monk to show you Wait. Let me think Have you got any idea Yes A monk has his six roots all cleansed A layman's six roots are not clean See if chu has got that "root" Root Like this o, too terrible! This will do more or less I've found it. What then Oh, what then I see. When I was a neophyte Some prostitutes arranged a religious service That abbot put all the monks... to the test During the service, we all sat with the "wooden fish" between our legs It's just like that now What's the idea Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses The abbot said the louder the sound the lustier the sinning monk What happened then What happened During the service Sounds could be heard loud and clear from every monk Only the abbot. Silence At first, we praised him for his endurance But when he stood up, it was discovered his staff had pierced the wooden fish Why Why It was stuck up by that root Have you got anything with you like the wooden fish You're evil. Enough, I understand You asked me that Why call me evil How's your wooden fish I'm ashamed to say it You must Really Yes Well, listen My wooden fish burst into pieces So terrific You don't believe it Don't ask then It's important to save. Undress l-meng l-meng l-meng All right, be more intimate l-meng chu has hope now Miss Liu, put on your clothes now Good Finished Yes Why has he not come to It's not divine ot so soon How do you feel I'm all right, but a bit tired Only a bit What do you say Miss Liu, you must take a rest yourself too I'll go and collect some herbs for him He'll be all right. Don't worry Take good care of him l-meng l-meng l-meng, don't desert me l-meng l-meng, don't desert me! Your ladyship, she's passing out Splash to sober her up Yes Anyone with lusty desire will... end up like her Halt! Who are you What's your relation to chu chung I'm Liu Su-su, chu chung is my husband You evils, you wreak havoc everywhere Let me go! Or I'll kill you all! This young lady talks big Fox, teach her a lesson Yes Stop! Dare you to talk big again Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her Yes How are we to dispose of this tramp l-meng confine her in prison right away I'll eat her to go with my drink l-meng You laymen are a real nuisance You turn down someone who loves you and insist on getting the one who doesn't love you You nearly lost your life for the sake of love l-meng ow you're getting me involved Be nice and drink it Where's l-meng priest, where's l-meng Damn you, you're heartless! You're still thinking of her now If Liu hadn't saved you... with her virginity you'd have been in hell Su-su How do you feel A little pain Triangular love is bad enough, but you're torn between earth and hell See how you can cope with it What has become of you I was used by an old lady to kill chia Yuan Did you kill him Yes That's serious, you've even killed chia Yuan It's going to be upside-down in hell What sort of a person is that old lady She's not human, she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice Only chia Yuan can overpower her Miss Liu's disaster is not yet over priest, where's Su-su Why ask her since you don't love her Let her go where she likes Where on earth is she It's sexual love again I must thank mammy for having made me a monk so early in my life Don't talk nonsense now I talk nonsense I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you and you said I'm talking nonsense I know your noble personality but I miss Su-su Where's she come with me Only this little bit priest Don't count me in. I won't go to hell They've both saved me once If we can't get in, they'll die for sure It's fate You can't help it if they want to die Don't let me be buried with them You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help You can't go against Heaven, understand Bring me the wheel Don't, don't be crafty! Don't, you may die! What now I told you against getting in to get killed but you won't listen But it's a fact I haven't had enough Dying this way... is unfair to myself priest, don't you care about l-meng and Su-su Let's all die together Hold that wheel Disobey and you suffer right away! Wait Buddha be praised! Yu-meng, it's you! Brother-in-law, let me go first o, who knows if she's good or evil ever mind o more nonsense, I'll take you to help sister l-meng, you are so tender-skinned What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her Open up. I got orders to take her away Yes Let me go! Sin, sin! Priest, are you all right Yes You know a lady named Liu Su-su Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu You're... The Reverend Wick Buddha be praised! Miss Liu was captured Go and help her quick! But... But what That old hag has eaten chia Yuan's flesh and increased her power We may not be able to overpower her In any case, we'll fight Follow me Fight lt'd be death for sure Wait for me Let me go! Let me go! Help! You won't suffer much if you're nice Don't, don't! Take me to bed Take you to bed Don't you know I have ESp Look Hold it Hold it Wait chu, don't let it burn out My life now depends on you How am I to contact you In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out Be careful Who is it Your ladyship, it's me come on, come and join in the fun Big woman What a sin! What a smell! When did you last wash your feet It stinks! Who'd enter hell if I don't I'm damned to be a monk ow my life's practice is gone! What is it It stinks, it's sort of wet It stinks. I'll kick you dead Damn, damn! I'll kill you! L-meng, are you all right Yes. Go and help Liu first Master Excuse me Who are you come out quickly! Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly! Otherwise, your thousand years' practice is gone now! Don't think... I can't cope with you when you're inside Wait and see Diarrhoea, finished! What a pity! Hurting yourself l-meng Run, run quickly! Run! Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel Oh, no more oil! Hold it Master catch Kill that devil or I'm finished come on! I don't want to die here That'll deny me Heaven Try to burn her with fire pour the oil quickly Light the fire! Help me, Buddha! Su-su How are you, Su-su Miss Liu Don't be sad. I didn't know that we couldn't go against nature cut it out! I'd die in peace if you were all right No, you won't die Miss Liu l-meng, are you all right l-meng Yin and yang are different We must part anyway ever Take care! Ever! Su-su Miss Liu Su-su l-meng We won't part, we won't l-meng So luck's with me priest chu, you're out Miss Liu really is... We can't go against Heaven Buddha be praised! Priest, l-meng may evaporate in no time Try to help her now! Chu, don't worry A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you One in hell returns to earth... and is reborn It's a swap between hell and earth chu, fortune did smile on you By dint of your strong yang and true love you can shuttle between earth and hell and bring l-meng back to earth Buddha be praised! Thank you, priest Don't mention it It's better to be an earthly man |
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