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Leaning, leaning, safe and
secure from all alarms
Leaning, leaning, leaning on
the everlasting arms
Leaning, leaning, safe and
secure from all alarms
Leaning, leaning, leaning on
the everlasting arms
The Lord come and told me,
Sara Jane, he said,
you have a preordained
purpose in life.
Your mission is,
you are going to rid this
world of all evil,
evil things and evil men.
Them men with their
honey sweet words
and horny cheatin' ways.
Using them words to charm
poor innocent girls.
Them laughing and leaving them
like they was dirt.
That's men for you.
Evil, evil things they be.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Hey, bring another
beer over here.
Evil come, evil go
Sara Jane, do you know
Is the world in the mess
That you say
Will you strike with your blade
'Til they've all finally paid
There's another victim
every single day
Sara Jane, Sara Jane
Sister Sara, you're insane
But you always pull it
off and walk away
You give all
You can't afford
To get right with your lord
You must rid the world of
every kingdom's foe
And you give all your light
In each nocturnal flight
Evil comes
And evil go
Sara Jane, well Sara Jane
Sister Sara, you're insane
But you always pull it
off and fly away
Evil go
Hey, what kind of freak are you?
What are you singing hymns
when I'm trying to give you head?
Come on, what's with the
religious thing?
You think you're a
real cock hand,
don't you, Albert?
Yeah, not too bad.
I get about four or five
different chicks a week.
Never the same one twice.
Love 'em and leave 'em,
that's my motto.
Not interested in marriage, I
suppose, huh Albert?
I've been married.
Three times, thank you.
No divorces.
I've got about three or four kids
around this country.
Pay any child support?
Hell no.
Are you kidding?
I don't want any responsibilities.
What would I pay
child support for?
You think you're a real He-Man,
don't you, Albert?
A real man show.
You better believe it.
Ain't gonna let no little woman
get the best of you, are you?
There's no woman smart enough to
get the best of me.
Hey Sara Jane, you wanna let's,
you know.
Either we talk or we screw.
We can't do both,
there isn't time.
I've got to be at work in
about an hour.
Hey look, why don't you
give me some head?
That way, your mouth will be full,
and I won't have to listen
to your yacking.
Now you women are all alike.
Yack yack yack yack or
bitch bitch bitch.
Come on.
Get that thing off of there.
Come on, baby.
Just like last night.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh man, god.
Oh yeah.
So much better than
listening to you talk.
Watch your teeth.
Faster.
Oh yes.
Wait a minute.
I don't wanna finish this way.
Come on, just get back here.
That's right.
I'm cumming.
I'm cumming.
Oh.
Our power wonder working power
In the blood of the lamb
There is power power
wonder working power
In the precious
blood of the lamb
There is power power
Wonder working power in the
blood of the lamb
There is power power
Wonder working power
In the precious
blood of the lamb
Shall we gather at the river
Where bright angel
feet have trod
With its crystal
tide for forever
Flowing by the throne of God
Yes, we will gather at the river
The beautiful, the
beautiful river
Gather with the
saints at the river
That flows by the throne of God
Listen to me, sister,
and heed my word.
God is love, not sex.
Love is for everyone.
Women, children, animals.
Sex is only for people who
wish to have families.
Oh yes, men are using our bodies,
in the face of Lord God almighty.
How can they do that to us,
I ask you?
For pleasurable sex.
I am against pleasurable
sex in any form.
Oh sister, would you care to
make a contribution
to the cause?
Bless you sister, bless you.
Come and heed my word.
I had a vision.
My name is Sara Jane Butler,
and I would stand by the
good Lord himself
to rid this world of
pleasurable sex.
Listen while the time is nigh,
brother.
Don't wait until it's too late.
The new love generation, huh?
If you two would spend a
little more time
reading the good book and
less time on sex,
why, you might even grow up to
amount to something.
Love generation.
Sex generation, that's what it is.
Huh.
Could I have a hot dog and coke,
please?
Mustard and relish?
Mustard and cheese.
That'll be 53 cents, please.
Sister Sara Jane Butler,
messenger of truth.
You don't mind donatin'
this small lunch
for a lady of the cause, do you?
You look like such a
nice young man.
That's very nice, lady, but
it'll be 53 cents.
You mean to say you
charge a women of word
for her daily bread?
Lady, for the last time,
it's 53 cents.
If you want a handout,
the Salvation Army's
three blocks down.
Thank you.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey you, lady.
It's me.
Hi there.
I'm the anti-sex lady from
the street, remember?
You gave me 10 dollars.
Mind if I join you?
No, of course not.
My damn, pardon me,
my car stalled.
What's wrong with your car?
I guess it's just
plain wore out.
That sure is a nice car
you've got there.
Must have cost a bundle.
Not so much.
Oh, you're not gonna take back
the 10 dollars, are you?
No, of course not.
I gave it to you because I'm
all for the cause.
My name is Penelope Von Kruk.
But everyone calls me Penny.
My name is Sister Sara Jane.
Sara Jane Butler.
Well, would you like
me to give you
a lift back to your place,
and you can send someone to
get your car later?
Well, I don't actually
have a place locally.
You see, I just got into LA today.
I'm a traveling evangelist.
Well, really, I don't have the
money to have my car fixed.
Well, Sister Sara Jane,
you have just found
yourself a new friend.
A good Samaritan.
I'll go to the payphone and
call my mechanic,
and he'll come down and get your
car and get it fixed.
Here's the keys to my trunk.
You get whatever you need
out of your car,
and put it into my car,
and you can consider
yourself my guest
for as long as you're in town.
You mean it?
I mean, no bullshit, you're
really not putting me on?
No, of course not.
Now here, you take the keys.
Get your stuff out of the car,
put it into my car,
and you can consider
yourself my guest
for as long as you're in town.
Oh bless you, sister.
You'll be rewarded for this,
I know you will.
Now go on, go on.
I'll be right back.
Sit down, make yourself at home.
Oh, thank you.
This is really a lovely
place you have here.
You must really have a good job,
or something.
I mean, you don't live here
with anyone, do you?
Do you have an old
man or anything?
Oh no, not me.
I'm down on men.
My family is loaded.
They live in the East.
They sort of pay me to stay
away from them.
They bought this house for me,
and I've got two rental units.
One rents to a young couple,
and the other to an actress.
Well anyway, enough about
my personal life.
How would you like
something to drink?
Maybe a nice tall glass of milk?
Milk.
Well something a little stronger,
perhaps.
Even in the bible, they use wine.
For medicinal purposes, of course.
Maybe some scotch, straight?
Well, I'm all out of
scotch right now.
But I do have some wine.
Would that be okay?
Oh that would be just fine,
Penny, thank you.
Okay, I'll go get it for you.
Here, here we go.
Here's your glass.
I'll pour the wine.
Oh my goodness.
Well Sister Sara Jane, this
is the bedroom.
Yes, Penny, this will do fine.
I thought you might be
interested in this.
It's very very old.
I saw it.
I saw it in my vision.
Kneel down, Penny.
You are here to take the
vow of secrecy
and obedience to Sister
Sara's sacred order,
of the sisters of
complete subjugation.
Yes, oh yes.
You will do whatever
you are told.
You will help me rid this world
of pleasurable sex,
and evil men.
Yes, yes.
I will, Sister Sara.
You are my first disciple.
You will wear this ring.
Take the vows after me.
I vow.
I vow.
To do whatever Sister Sara says.
To do whatever Sister Sara says.
Without any question.
Without any question.
It is time for the
initiation to begin.
When I tell you, you will get up,
you will go
immediately to the bed.
I vow to do everything
I'm told to do.
I vow to do everything
I'm told to do.
Without question.
Without question.
Complete secrecy and obedience.
Complete secrecy and obedience.
To Sister Sara.
To Sister Sara.
This is my vow.
This is my vow.
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
His truth is marching on
Penny, do you have any scarves?
Why, what do you need them for?
It's symbolic.
I must bind you to the bed,
as you are bound to me
and to the Lord.
Oh, there's some
strips of material
over there in the top drawer.
I guess they'll be alright.
Is this them?
Yeah.
I will blindfold you now.
Do as I say, Penny, face up.
Yes, Sister.
This is a secret order,
complete subjugation.
Remember that.
- Oh yes, Sister Sara.
- At all times.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of
the coming of the Lord
He has stamped out the vintage
Where the grapes of
wrath are stored
He hath loosed his
fateful lightning
With his terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
His truth is marching on
You will help me rid this
world of evil men.
You will be my first disciple.
Oh thank you, Sister Sara.
I'll be a good disciple.
Leaning, leaning
Leaning on the everlasting arm
Leaning, leaning
Leaning on the everlasting arms
What a fellowship,
what peace is mine
Leaning on the everlasting arms
Oh what pleasantness is
the joy divine
Leaning on the everlasting arms
Leaning, leaning
Give me that old time religion
give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
'Cause it's good enough for me
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
And it's good enough for me
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
'Cause it's good enough for me
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
'Cause it's good enough for me
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
It was good enough for
Paul and Silas
It's good enough for me
I must tell you, Penny,
about the men that I've killed.
With my mission.
It's my mission to kill evil,
evil men.
And you will help me.
You will do what I say.
You will help me.
Together we will rid the
world of evil men.
Together.
Now that the initiation is over,
tell me, Sister Penny,
how do you feel about making
love to a woman?
Well.
You see, Sister Sara Jane.
I'm a lesbian.
That's why my family disowned me.
But, I'll stop it.
I will, honest.
I'll do anything you say.
I have a strange
compulsion to obey you.
That's fine.
Do you have any girlfriends,
Penny?
Just one, Junie.
But I'll get rid of her,
I promise.
Then that's the way it must be.
I feel that between us,
now that the initiation is over,
between us,
we can do a great thing.
Every man in America will be a
potential target for us.
You can go out into the bars,
and you can lure them,
and bring them home.
And together, we can do them in.
Yeah.
I can't go to bars anymore.
I feel that I would soon be
into the big time,
maybe my own TV show.
Let me see.
Stand up, Sister Penny.
Let me look at you.
Okay.
Take off your robe.
Turn around.
This good enough?
Oh yes.
We'll fix you up.
We'll fix you up fine.
You'll be my lure.
And you can bring the men home.
And we'll do it together.
Oh, oh that sounds so,
so fantastic.
I can't wait.
I'm really ready.
I want you to sing along
with me, Sister Penny.
Okay.
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before
Christ the royal banners
Leaned against our foe
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Sowing in the sunshine
Sowing in the shadows
Fearing neither clouds nor
Winter's chilly breeze
By and by the harvest
And the labor in it
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Going forth with weeping
Sowing for the master
Though the loss sustained
Our spirit often grieves
When our weeping's over
He will bid us welcome
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Oh Sister Penny, I'm so excited.
I can hardly stand it.
My own TV show.
It's what I always wanted.
You can finance the pilot for me,
and I'll be able to reach million
of people with the word.
They'll know about my cause.
And they'll help me so many more
than I ever thought I would.
Oh, I want you to see the dress
that I bought for it.
What do you think?
Will this do for my TV show?
Oh Sister Penny, will you really
finance it for me?
Oh yes, I will finance the
television show,
Sister Sara Jane.
But I just got one
little suggestion.
Don't you think you ought to dress
just a little bit more
conservatively?
Oh no.
I must be modern, where I can
reach the young people,
so they'll know my cause to rid
the world of evil men.
Everyone must know my cause.
This is a good
day for love making.
Are you ticklish?
Oh am I?
Pleasure?
Yes.
What is that?
Oh wow.
Oh, that's Morgan and Rita,
my tenants.
They always sunbathe out
in the back yard.
They're not doing anything wrong.
Babe.
Love it.
Baby.
God, you turn me on.
Going out of my mind.
Oh man.
Oh.
We must put a stop to it.
Get your tambourine, Sister Penny.
We're going out.
Oh, that was fantastic.
Two years of it, still
better than...
I come
to the garden alone
While the dew is
still on the roses
And the voice I hear
falling on my ear
The son of God discloses
And he walks with me, and
he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
And the joy we share as
we tarry there
None other has ever known
Man, what the hell is
going on here, anyway?
How dare you beget
in front of me.
Hey, who the hell do you
think you are, anyway?
I'm Sara Jane Butler.
The Lord said to me, Sara Jane,
I've sent you to this world
to rid it of pleasurable sex.
There will be no begattin'
except for youngin's.
I will not have this.
You are an evil man.
Hey, who the fuck
do you think you are
intruding on my privacy?
I am a woman of God.
Listen, I don't have to take
that shit from you.
She's my landlady, you're not.
Yeah, she's a woman of God.
And I'm her disciple, and
I'm gonna help her.
So whatever she says, goes.
Man, I heard enough.
I say both of you, go, now.
You are evil.
With pleasure.
I think you're out of your mind.
- You too.
- Vengeance is mine,
said the Lord.
But I will help.
You know what you need?
You need a good lay.
You too.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
How dare you.
You'll be sorry.
I come to the garden alone
While the dew is
still on the roses
And the voice I hear
I'll give 'em their eviction
notice immediately.
Oh no, that's okay, Penny.
I'll take care of that.
I have my ways.
I know.
We're not, not gonna let them
make fools of us.
Let's get you all dressed up.
You can go to the Bel
Air Inn tonight.
I read that they're having a
party, a cocktail party.
In Beverly Hills.
And you can lure us a nice,
evil man,
and bring him home.
And we can do him in together.
It's time you started taking
a more acting part in this,
anyway.
See, what should you wear?
Let's put you in your
new purple dress.
- Oh good.
- Okay?
Have a seat.
Pretty nice looking bed.
Oh, don't make too much noise.
My girlfriend's asleep in
the next room,
and I don't wanna wake her up.
Okay, we'll be real quiet, huh?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You sure look good to me.
Do you like my dress?
Yeah, we'll have to get
it off of you.
Wait a minute, Michael.
There's plenty of time.
There's no time
like the present.
You're so anxious, my goodness.
You've been turning
me on all night.
Baby you're really something,
you know that?
Okay.
How do you get this off?
- Be gentle, please.
- Okay, sure.
I don't like to be
treated rough.
Alright, I wouldn't think of it.
Can you be nice?
Yeah, I get it.
Some adults can hardly get off.
You just do the hook,
hook and eye.
Yeah, sure.
Here we go.
Okay, I knew you could do it.
I had faith in you.
I won't tear it, I'll
just get it off.
I'm so horny.
You're really nice, baby.
Now take off your clothes,
that's it.
That's it, come on.
Kiss me.
Hey, beautiful.
Let me get 'em off, come on.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Now you get dick.
Oh yeah.
Look at this.
Yes.
Nice, you're big.
Kiss me.
You're hurting me.
Come on, come on, it's late,
come on.
Get it on, baby.
Michael.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's so good.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Baby.
Michael.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, wow.
Take it all.
Come on, come on.
Put it in your mouth.
Take it all.
Nice.
That's right.
That's right.
Come on.
What the hell is this?
Evil, evil.
Evil.
Evil.
Evil.
Oh my God, Sara.
What have we done?
Look at the blood.
Calm down, kid.
I didn't know it would
- be like this.
- Calm down, Penny.
I can't.
Oh, oh.
Shut up, Penny.
Penny, Penny, listen.
This is part of the psychic work
we cut out for ourselves.
Think of all the sweet innocent
girls that we saved
from this stinking sweating body.
Most people couldn't do it,
it's too hard.
Come on, straighten up.
You help me get this
mess cleaned up
and get this body out of here.
Come on, Sister Sara, pull.
Hurry, Penny.
God, it's so heavy.
How are we gonna get it
in the trunk?
Get it in.
Okay.
There.
If it's yours, get that
nosy dog out of here.
Lady, he's just being curious.
He wouldn't hurt a thing.
People that can't
control their dogs
shouldn't be allowed to have 'em.
And people that can't
control their mouths
should shut up.
Why don't you just get him
and get off this property?
That damn dog.
That damn nosy neighbor of yours.
Is she gone yet?
Oh my God.
Who is that?
It's Junie.
My God, don't let her in.
She's a bad influence on you.
She'll undo all of the good
that I've done, Penny.
Look, you wait over here.
I'll get rid of her.
I won't let her in, I promise.
Junie, you can't come in now.
We're just getting ready to leave.
Penny, I have to speak to you,
alone.
Oh, is this the famous holy
sister, Sara Jane?
Junie, you have to leave now.
Sara, that is Sister
Sara Jane and I,
have business to attend to.
I'm sorry.
I have to speak to you now.
You heard her, she said leave.
Don't you know when
you're not wanted?
Get out.
Scram, beat it, dog.
Listen, you bitch.
Who do you think
you're talking to?
Who do you think you are?
Listen, I know all about you.
Stop it right now.
So don't think you can
pull anything over.
I'd like to call the cops on you.
You don't fool me one bit.
Oh.
Junie, I don't really see
any reason for that.
I mean, we're all adults.
I see no reason why we
couldn't sit down
and talk this over.
I mean, after all,
it's just that Sister Penny here
has found another way.
Sure.
She has discovered religion.
I mean, there must be plenty
of other girls in LA
that you could get.
That's right, Junie.
I'm a new woman now.
I have a purpose, a cause.
Penny, you poor thing.
You'd follow anybody that you
thought needed you.
This phony holy roller
doesn't need you.
She's just after your money.
- I am not.
- How much has she
gotten from you so far?
I am not after her money.
I've never asked her for a penny.
She gives me money freely.
But, I should be on my way.
- No.
- There's lots of sin
in San Francisco.
I could go there and
preach the word.
I'm needed there.
No Sara, please.
- Don't go.
- Yes, yes I have to go.
It's not because I'm
afraid of you.
I want you to know that.
But I should be moving on.
You stay here.
You're a good girl.
Junie.
No.
All that money I gave her,
I did it because I wanted to.
Sara, if you're gonna go,
I wanna go with you.
No, you stay here with Junie.
She loves you.
You stay with her.
I'll get my things.
Thank you for everything, Penny.
But...
She'll stay with you.
But Sara.
I don't want you to go.
You stay here with Junie.
Junie, just exactly what is
it you know about
Sister Sara Jane?
Well, I know that
she doesn't have
a license to be soliciting money
that way that she is.
You shouldn't let her take
all your money.
Oh, well, gosh.
Junie, I didn't know she
didn't have a license
to solicit money.
I mean, she was so good to me.
She gave me a cause
and everything.
I know, she's just a phony.
Can't you get that
through your head?
She is a phony.
But she's a really good person.
I'll be leaving now.
Thank you Sister Penny
for everything.
Bye, Sister Sara.
Sister Penny.
- Thank you, again.
- Bye.
Carry on the word.
Carry it on.
Oh I will, Sister Sara Jane.
I'll carry it on, I promise.
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry, Junie.
I didn't mean to be so dumb.
It's just that, she was nice to
me and everything.
It's okay, don't worry about it.
Will you forgive me?
Sure, sure.
Maybe we could get reacquainted,
and I'll stop acting like a dodo.
We can make up for lost time.
Good.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Let's go sit down.
Come on, Junie.
Sit down.
I'm so sorry about the
stupid way I acted.
I really have been a dumb cunt.
But I'll make it up to you,
and I'll never do that again.
I'll never be taken in by
some dumb stupid
phony religious fanatic.
You really learned the best.
But I'm really glad to
have you back.
I can't believe it.
I really missed you.
What gave you the light?
I mean, you know,
after all of that time with her.
Well, I didn't realize how much
I missed you, Junie,
until I saw you standing
there at the door,
and I saw your eyes and your hair,
and I knew it was you
all the time.
I knew that everything
you said was right
about Sara Jane.
That she was a phony,
and it was all my fault.
And I'll never do it again.
And I'm gonna make it up to you.
Oh, I'm gonna be so good to you.
You certainly are anxious.
Wait a minute.
Well we've gotta make
up for lost time.
My goodness.
Come on.
You come over here.
That's it.
There.
You make me feel so pretty.
I'm so glad to see you again.
I'm glad you're glad.
Did you really miss me, Junie?
Oh, you didn't know how much.
Oh, I'm so glad.
'Cause I missed you, too.
Oh Junie.
Hold me.
Don't ever leave me again.
I trust you, and I need you to
stay here with me.
I don't want you to go away again,
so all these
horrible people can take
advantage of me.
Oh.
Oh, Junie.
Don't leave me.
Oh yes, yes.
There's a land that is
fairer than day
And by faith we can see it afar
For the father
waits over the way
To prepare us a
dwelling place there
In the sweet by and by,
by and by
We shall meet on that
beautiful shore
In the sweet by and by,
by and by
We shall meet on that
beautiful shore
There.
Sleep well.
Let's get out of here.
Come on.
Come on, let's get out of here.
This looks like a nice
little spot, doesn't it?
Oh, what are we gonna do?
There's somebody out there.
We can't get to our car.
They'll see us leave.
Yeah, right in the sun here.
So tell me sweetheart.
How do you get away
from your husband?
I mean, what do you tell him?
I'm visiting with my sister.
Your sister?
And he believes it?
He has no alternative.
That's great.
Oh my God.
My God, we've gotta
get out of here.
Let's go behind the bushes.
Mm.
Wanna spread the blanket out?
Here, give me a hand.
You're not afraid of bugs,
are you?
Only certain types.
That should be good.
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
The front one isn't loosening.
I'm kidding.
I've never seen you wear
this one before.
I've wore it.
Why don't you take it off?
It's hot enough.
Why don't you help me?
Okay.
Mm hmm.
I hope we can meet like
this forever.
I mean, without your
husband knowing.
Maybe if there's some way
he could live by himself,
it'd be better.
You want him to find out?
No, never.
Let's keep it this way, shall we?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I've got to leave.
Okay, you go on ahead, then.
I'll wait here about five minutes.
Then I'll leave, okay?
Okay fine.
What happened to my clothes?
Where are they?
Okay.
Will you miss me?
Well, having a nice time,
ladies?
Did you like our little show?
I don't know what you mean.
I saw you watching us
all the time.
Say, don't I know you two
from somewhere?
Sure, from the boulevard.
You're the two lady preachers.
You must be mistaken.
You have us confused with
somebody else.
Come on, Penny, let's go.
No, maybe it was you,
maybe it wasn't.
Hey, you're dressed pretty nice
for a stroll in the woods.
You look like you're
going to a funeral,
or a wedding.
Evil come, evil go
Sara Jane, do you know
Is the world in the mess
That you say
Will you strike with your blade
'Til they've all finally paid
There's another victim
every single day
Sara Jane, Sara Jane
Sister Sara, you're insane
But you always pull it
off and walk away
Give all you can afford
To get right with your Lord
You must rid the world of
every kingdom's foe
And you give all your might
In each nocturnal flight
Evil come, evil come
Evil go, evil go
Sara Jane, well Sara Jane
Sister Sara, you're insane
But you always pull it
off and fly away
Evil come
Evil go
Evil come
Evil go
Evil come
Evil go
Evil come
Evil go