- You're gonna burn him. Be careful.
- Shut up.
Oh, my God...
Holy...
You girls are cruel.
Guys, quit. You're going...
seriously, just stop.
You're going to burn...
What was that?!
- Oh!
- Matt, stop.
- Wha...
- Matt, stop the car. You hit something.
- What?
Wait, let me
get my camera.
Something's burning.
The engine's burning.
Fucked up
the front end.
Everyone, chill.
Everyone, chill.
You gonna give the deer
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Hit a fucking deer
or something.
I mean, you good, man.
The car's still running.
- I'm good?!
- There's nothing leaking...
- 700 bucks! - Look, there's nothing
leaking at the bottom, bro.
You're straight.
It sounded fine.
- We can get there. Let's go.
- I know, but it's just...
That wasn't no deer, bro.
It's here.
- Fuck, what is that?
- Over there.
Look at the leaves.
Holy shit.
Guys, something's moving
out there.
Let's go!
Jesus.
- Okay, okay. We're coming. Chill.
Matt, maybe we
should just go home.
Babe, I've driven,
like, eight hours.
- I'm not just going to turn
around. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Really? Really?
My beard?
- Shut up, Brian.
- You shut up.
You burnt
my fucking beard.
Yo, did anybody see
what that was?
- Maybe it was a bear.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- I got something. I don't
know if it was a fucking bear.
It's probably a deer or
something. What is that?
Yo, what the fuck
is that?
It looks like it's walking.
Fucking shit!
I think I missed the
road. What the hell?
There we go. This is it.
Riverfront.
Oh, that shit is overgrown.
- Is this for real it?
- Oh, my God.
Trust me, it's better
on the other side, guys.
Dude, I don't remember it
being this...
- Do you remember where we stop?
- No.
Bro, your uncle
has a cabin out here?
Yeah, dude.
- Um...
- What the fuck, bro?
We're not getting past that.
- It's seriously just up here.
- We've got to walk from here.
What do you mean
you can't...
- What? Where do you want to go around?
- I don't know!
What are you
getting out for?
She's right. We have to walk from here.
- Are you serious?
- I'm not walking.
Black people
don't do this shit, man.
All right, guys. It's
just up here to the right.
Yo.
Anybody hear that?
Hear what?
I heard something, man.
There it is.
Is that it?
- Yeah.
Home, sweet home.
Seriously?
Trust me, guys. It looks a
lot better in the daylight.
- Oh, shit. Jesus.
- Watch out on the right.
There's a loose board.
Uh, whoa.
- Guess we didn't need to steal
the keys, huh? - Shut up.
Man.
Um, I mean, yeah, we just need to brush
off some of these leaves and stuff,
but, yeah, this is it.
Ew!
When's the last time
he was here?
Kind of looks like
somebody left in a hurry.
It's like a lovemaking
palace up in here.
Sweat stains on it.
Usually they got rose petals
and shit on the ground,
but we got leaves.
We got leaves. You can make
tons of magic up in here.
I mean, you just hop on,
you know?
Oh, baby!
All right, Brian.
- Yeah!
- So lame.
- Brian, quit it.
You're making it
all fucking dusty.
Fucking job!
- What the hell was that?
- What was that?
Hello?
Hello?
Matt, hold on.
Matt. Wait up.
Don't go over there.
Seriously, there's
a fucking pig in your cabin?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, hell, no, man.
We'll get it out and we'll just...
- I'm not touching it!
It's your cabin. And I'm not
staying in this motherfucker.
It's a fucking hog.
We're out in the woods.
- I'm not staying here.
- Me neither.
Come on, babe.
Fuck that.
Matt.
What?
What is that?
You see anything?
No.
Just go to sleep.
It sounds like it's crying.
Close the window, dude.
- Do you hear that?
- Close the window.
Dude, you don't hear...
come on.
Oh, you're a dick.
Dude, do you think it was that shit
that Uncle Bob saw back in the day?
Shut up about that.
Why?
Not a word about any of that
stupid shit. I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Maybe it's that thing we hit.
Oh, my God.
What do we got here?
So this is pretty sweet.
Usually when you put a GoPro
camera inside of this casing,
it doesn't focus very well
underwater.
So I went out and I bought
one of these bad boys.
That's going to help me focus
underwater because it's got a flat lens.
So we're pretty much going to get
some pimp shots underwater today.
What's going on? Hey.
- Brian.
- What's up?
- Come swimming with us.
- Oh, I'll be right there.
Mm. What's up?
How you doing?
- What is this?
- It's called a little GoPro camera.
- You're an obsessed freak.
- What's going to happen is
I'm going to make you guys
look like super pimps
because we're going to have
the best YouTube video ever.
- You're lame. Let's go.
- Hold up, hold up.
- I got to get
this shit together.
Die, motherfuckers!
Good shit!
That's great shit!
Shit, dude, nice!
- What you got? What you got?
- Want to see what I got?
- I'd love to see what you got.
- I'm going to show y'all what I got.
- Hold up, this is how I'm about to do it.
- Make me proud.
YouTube ain't got
shit on us, man!
Oh! Damn!
I don't know. Todd may have
just shown up Matt for sure.
Uh-oh.
What've we got here?
Looks like a little
love walk going on.
God, I am so
going to hell for this.
Todd, you son of a bitch.
I hate you,
you lucky bastard.
I shouldn't be
shooting this.
Oh, shit!
What the fuck is that?!
What the sh...
what the hell was that?
I know that's not Brian.
- Dude, be careful, man.
- There's something over there.
There's something over there.
It just ran up the ridge.
- Oh, yeah? I know what's over here, bro.
- I know. I'm serious, man.
There's something fucking
over there, all right?
Brian, you're
a fucking asshole!
- What the fuck, dude?!
God, you are such an...
You're recording your little
brother's friends in the woods?
What is wrong
with you?
I got your memory card.
Come get it.
- Yeah, whatever, dude.
- What's going on, man?
- What's going on? - Your brother's
recording us messing around in the woods.
Now you talking shit!
I will fuck you up!
- What's wrong with you?! Because
of that fucking memory card!
There was a fucking beast
on the memory card!
Okay, no need to name
Todd's dick.
Oh, that's really
fucking cute.
- You're fucking cute!
- I'm being fucking serious.
- Serious? You're acting like an
eight-year-old. - Yeah. Come on, bro.
We're about to go shoot
some paintballs.
Film us doing that
or something, man.
That sounds like
a fun fucking time.
- You dicks.
- What'd you say?!
I said I'll
be in the woods.
This is definitely
where I was shooting.
He ran across that ridge.
Right there.
This is definitely
the spot.
I hear something.
See, years ago,
my uncle saw something
out here.
Something that freaked him
the fuck out.
Bad enough that he never came
back to his beloved hunting cabin.
He never used
the word Bigfoot,
but, man,
if it's out here,
Brian Tover's going to
get it on video.
'Cause that's
what I do, man.
That's my thing.
Hey.
Hey, big man.
We can be cool, man.
We can be... we can be friends.
'Cause, like,
I'm hairy, too, man.
Chicks dig it, man.
Holy fucking shit.
Look at the size
of this print.
Look at that thing.
There's some toe marks
in here.
Holy shit.
There's definitely
something moving.
Hello?
Hello?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I think I see something.
Hey.
We can be friends, man.
Holy shit.
I'm backing off.
It's your house.
You know where I'll be.
Yeah, you know
where I'll be.
It's 1:37 a. m.
I think the noise
from up there at the cabin
is probably scaring
anything off.
It'll come, but...
man, as soon as
those lights go off...
then we're going to
have something.
Should be...
coming from
right over here.
Until then,
I'm just going to wait.
Trying to get some
creatures out of
the woods here.
Just got to mimic
their sounds.
Got to be very delicate.
- What are you doing?
- Huh? Oh, sorry.
Um...
I'm...
just recording some stuff.
I got some GoPros set up
all over the forest.
If anything moves
up in here,
Brian Tover's
going to catch it.
- Why?
- Why?
Ha. Why?
'Cause I'm making a video.
Because it's going to be huge.
This is going to be like
"Alien Autopsy" huge, you know?
Like YouTube
top fucking ten.
Okay, whatever. Can you please just
be quiet? We're trying to sleep.
- I'm sorry.
- Good night.
I'll be quiet.
I'm just letting you know.
- Good night.
- All right?
Shit's going to be like...
like "Daily Show" huge.
I think those calls
did the trick.
And now
we motherfucking wait.
Whoa!
God damn it.
There's a noise.
I definitely
heard some sounds.
Just out here.
Sounds like
what I heard yesterday.
Looks like it found me.
Fuck.
Holy shit.
Hey, man.
Hello?
Mr. Sasquatch?
I just want to be friends.
Mr. Sasquatch?
Ow, ow, ow! Shit! Ow!
Motherfucker!
What the fuck, dude?!
Ow!
Ow!
Man, that's fucked up, dude.
You guys are fucking assholes.
You should have seen
your face, man.
Ow! Shit, dude!
You fucking dick, man.
Mr. Sasquatch,
can I suck
your hairy cock?
Holy fuck.
- We should get inside. Go, go.
- Holy shit.
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
What the fuck?
Turn off the lights.
Turn off the lights.
Get the lights. Get the
lights. Get the lights.
Todd, what is that?
I don't fucking know.
There's something out there.
That ain't no
fucking animal, man.
- What the fuck is that?
- I know what it is.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Okay, we'll just stay
close and stay quiet.
Shh.
Guys, get back,
get back, get back.
Do you see anything?
- I want to go.
- Okay, listen.
- I want to go now.
- I know, baby. Listen.
Now might not be
the best time, okay?
- We're safe in the cabin.
- You need to calm down.
Guys, we're safe
in the cabin.
We have to stay calm,
okay?
We're going to be fine
as long as we don't
provoke it, okay?
There's no credible documented
cases of a Sasquatch attack.
Shut up about
a Sasquatch.
I'm serious.
- Shut up.
We're in fucking East Texas,
okay? The big fucking thicket.
There's a new sighting
every goddamn week.
Okay, guys.
Whatever it is,
we'll just leave
in the morning, okay?
- When the sun comes up.
- All right.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Turn the fucking
flashlight off.
What?
Okay, okay.
Is it gone?
Brian, get your crazy ass
back here.
It's okay.
Brian.
It's gone.
It's okay.
There's nothing out here.
- What was that?!
- What the fuck is that?
What was it?
What'd you see?
- I think I got it on film.
- Got what?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You scared it off.
- It ran off.
- You scared it off.
- It ran off.
- Okay.
- I think I got it.
- Shut up!
- Bri, what was it?
It was fucking Bigfoot, dude.
What was that?
- Oh, shit.
- Shut up, shut up.
What the fuck?!
What is it?
You guys,
what is it doing?
Don't open... don't open
the window. Are you crazy?!
- Oh, shit.
- Fuck.
What the fuck?
Shit.
What the...
oh, shit.
Motherfuck.
See if it starts, man.
- Fucking nothing.
- No?
- Come on, bro.
- Nothing!
Brian, let's go back.
I thought Brian said
they were peaceful.
- Brian, I thought you said...
- I thought you said it was peaceful.
That's what the fucking
book said, all right?
Let's get the fuck back.
We just wait.
We have plenty of food and we'll
just wait until his uncle gets here.
My uncle's not coming.
Well, he's going to figure out
that we're not back eventually.
I stole the key.
From Uncle Bob.
Are you kidding?
What does he mean
he stole the key?
Because he doesn't let
anyone come out here.
So no one knows
we're here?
No.
Are you fucking
kidding me?!
Why the hell, Matt?!
It's not his fault.
No, it's not
just his fault.
It's your fucking fault, too,
because you knew, too!
- Dora, come on.
- I'm sorry.
Calm down, okay?
Matt, nobody knows
we're out here.
What the fuck
are we going to do, bro?
Dude, hold up.
Matt, I'll go.
I'll go. I'll go.
I'm faster than you. No
offense, but I'm faster, dude.
I know these woods, okay?
Just take care
of the girls, okay?
Matt, wait.
I'll be back,
okay, babe?
- Baby, you don't have to do this.
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
- Matt, you don't have to do this, please.
Hey, listen, bro.
You get cell phone reception,
you make that call,
you get your ass back here,
all right?
- Later, man.
- Good luck, Matt.
Ride fast, bro.
- Like a demon.
Don't stop.
Damn it.
I know this isn't the weekend
you girls expected,
but this shit is serious.
I don't know how long it's
going to be before Matt gets back
and whatever the fuck's
out there is big
and if it gets in here,
we're fucked.
Okay, we're going to take
all the furniture,
we're going to put it
against the windows and doors.
And, Brian,
what you're going to do
is put down
the fucking camera.
- For real, bro.
- All right. Okay.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- What do we got here?
Come check this out, guys.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Hello?
Check that out.
Let me see
what's going on.
- Babe, be careful.
- Yeah.
- What you got?
- Let me see if I can find a light. Hold up.
Oh, sick! Hey, guys!
Hey, we got a gun!
Hell, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
- Dude, be careful where you
point that thing. - Watch it.
Do you even know
how to use that?
- Todd, you just pointed the gun at my face.
- Todd, watch it!
Will you check to see
if it's loaded?
It's probably not even loaded.
Calm down and shit.
Do you even know how to open it?
- Calm down, calm down.
I'm about to check.
Dude, really?
- It's loaded.
- Y'all going to be trippin...
Do you even know how to use a gun?
I play paintball.
How different can it be?
Come on.
Thank God. Okay.
9-1-1.
What's your emergency?
Yeah, we're trapped in a cabin
outside Route 212.
Hello? 9-1...
- 9-1-1. What's your emergency?
- Yeah, my name's Matt Tover.
- Hello? Is anyone there?
- We're outside Route 212 in a cabin.
- Hello? 9-1-1.
- Hello?
Fuck! Come on.
Come on.
Hello? Hello?
- Please.
Hey, Uncle Bob.
It's...
Oh, God.
Matt, is that you? Matt?
- Uncle Bob, it's Matt!
- I'm having a bad connection.
- I'm at the cabin!
- Hello?
- Cabin?
- Uncle Bob, it's Matt. We're at the cabin!
Matt, did you say the cabin?
What the fuck?!
Come on!
Holy...
Help!
Somebody!
Fuck!
Maybe he found somebody
on the road.
They're probably
on their way back right now.
We knew why my uncle never let
anyone come out to this place.
We just didn't believe him.
We should have never
come out here.
I'm sorry.
- We should probably get inside.
- It will get dark soon.
Matt's the man, guys.
He's bringing back help.
All right?
Oh, shit!
Holy fucking shit, man.
Go, go!
Come on, Brian, come on!
Oh, shit. Move
something. Move something.
That's Matt's bike.
- Fuck.
Help me with this, man,
help me with this.
I'm trying, man.
Move it!
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Grab that shit.
Wait, guys. Where is it?
I don't fucking know, man.
That's Matt's bike.
- Oh, shit.
- Do you see it?
I can't see shit.
Check the other window.
- Can you see it? I
can't see shit out there.
It's waiting for it
to get dark.
It's waiting
for the night.
It's at the generator.
Oh, shit.
- It got the generator.
He's fucking with us.
He's fucking with us.
Okay, okay.
He's fucking with us.
Oh, shit.
Todd, shoot it.
I don't want
to waste a shot.
Fuck that!
Shoot it!
Be careful, man.
- Fuck.
Be careful... oh, shit.
- Where'd it go?
- It's okay.
Shh. It's gone, okay?
It can't get in.
Fucker can't get in, okay?
He can't get in.
- Get in the room!
- Get in the room!
Go, go, go, go!
- Help me!
- Go, man.
What do we do now?
Okay.
Okay, guys.
Okay.
Let's go.
Shit.
I can't hold it!
Where did it go?
It ran off.
- It's gone.
- I think you got it.
Yeah.
Help me!
Guys, help her!
Help her!
- Help me!
- Get off her, motherfucker!
Beth!
Shit, come on.
Oh, shit.
Brian, help me!
Help me, man!
Go, go!
Get to the cellar!
- Got to get the gun. Come on. Get it.
It thinks we're outside.
He doesn't know
we're down here.
Shh.
- Be quiet, okay, baby?
- Please.
Is it gone?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! He looked at
me! He looked right at me.
Shh.
- He knows we're in here.
- Shut up, shut up.
He knows.
- Quiet. Be quiet. Shut up.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Oh, my God.
He knows.
He fucking knows
that we're here.
Shoot him!
Motherfucker.
Let's go. Let's go.
Are you okay?
Lizzy.
Lizzy.
Is she breathing?
- Is she okay?
- Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Hey, guys.
It's all clear up here.
We got it.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
It's his fucking bike.
We have to go.
We can't stay here.
See you soon, man.
What about Liz?
We'll come back
for her body.
Brian,
your cell phone working?
No.
- Yours?
- Fuck, no.
Hey. Hey.
It's over this way.
- What?
- It's the trail.
If we take the trail,
it's going to take us
half the time to get to 212.
Look at that shit, man.
There's no road out there.
I've been out here before.
Sure?
Ow.
It's straight down there.
Ah. Fuck.
Some fucking shortcut
you got, man.
Dora. Dora.
Over this way.
- What?
- Over this way.
No, no, no. We keep going right up here.
I'm serious. We keep just
walking right up here.
Dude, I know
these fucking woods.
Todd, he's been here before. Come on.
Yeah, whatever.
It better be over this way.
Come on.
Holy shit.
I think we did
something to it.
What the fuck
did we do?
We didn't do shit.
We didn't do anything.
Holy shit.
It's Matt's bag.
Oh, shit.
- Matt?
- Wait, Dora.
Matt?
- Matt? Dora, slow
down. Slow down, Dora.
I see more blood.
Oh, God.
Matt...
No, no, no, no.
Shit.
Hey. Hey, baby.
Watch out, watch out.
Just leave me here.
Slow down, slow down.
I can't see shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
You all right, man?
We got to rest, bro.
Cut that light off.
Don't keep it on too long.
All right.
We got to find some cover,
somewhere not out...
somewhere not
out in the open.
Where the hell's
the 212, man?
We're getting close.
I remember this little
bridge and this road.
Hey, man.
I'm sorry about Liz, bro.
I think it found us.
Chill out, chill out.
Fuck that.
That thing killed Liz.
- Todd! Todd!
- Brian, stay here. Stay here.
- I'm right here! Let's go!
- Stay here. Get under that.
Where this fucker at?!
- Todd!
I can do this all night,
motherfucker!
What are you doing?
Shut up!
How you going to kill
my friends?!
Shut up, Todd. Todd!
I'm killing this motherfucker
right now!
- Where you at?!
- Where you at, huh?!
- You can't even see it.
- What are you shooting at?
What's up?! I'm right...
- What the fuck?
- Okay, okay.
Oh, shit!
- Fucking save the shell.
- Save the shell, bro.
- Fuck it. Dude,
don't waste the shells.
The shell's
not coming out, man.
The shell's not
coming out, man.
Yo, we can't stay here.
We got to move.
We got to move. Dora,
come on. Dora, let's go.
- Let's go, let's go.
- We got to go.
Watch out, watch out!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, y'all!
Fuck that shit, nigga!
Go. Come on, man. We got to fucking go.
- Brian, come on.
- Careful. Coming.
- You guys see it?
- No.
- Do you see it?
Fucking be careful, dude.
All right, man.
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Where the fuck are we, bro?
What is that?
Guys, guys.
There's people here.
There's people here.
They can help us.
- That looks deserted.
- That looks deserted, Brian.
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Where are we, bro?
Must be close to the 212.
Okay, let's get the fuck
out of here, man.
Where...
Matt?
It's Matt! It's Matt!
- Matt!
- Yo, Matt!
- That's Matt.
- Matt!
- Matt!
- Matt!
- Brian.
- Brian, hold on a second.
- Shut up. I can hear him.
Oh, what the hell is that?
Matt?
- Where is he?
- Matt.
I don't hear him.
Matt?
Whoa, whoa. Yo.
Matt.
He sounds hurt.
- Matt.
- Come on.
Let's go in here.
Slow down.
Holy fuck.
Matt?
Matt?
It's some sort
of a tunnel.
Or a nest
or something.
Matt.
He's down there.
He's down there.
- Hold this.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- I'm going in to get him.
- Come on, dude.
- You can't be going in there.
I don't have a choice.
That's my bro down there.
I've got this. I'll be
able to see in the dark.
Brian, it's all
we got left.
All right.
He'll be
all right, Dora.
You're all right.
Matt?
Fuck.
Which way?
Which way?
- Matt?
- Matt: Huh?
- Huh?
- Matt?
Brian? Brian?!
Matt.
- Brian.
- Matt.
Brian, Brian, over here.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Matt, how you doing, buddy?
It's in here, man.
You got to go.
- You got to get out of here, man.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Let's go. Let's go.
- You got to get out of here.
Why?
- What, what, what?
- He smashed my legs.
Shit.
- He smashed...
- He smashed my legs.
- I'm going to get you out of here, bro.
I'm going to get you
out of here. Grab on to me.
Where are you?
I need you to grab onto me.
- Grab on to me!
Grab on to me.
Grab on to my arm.
It's still in here.
- It's still here.
- Shh.
- He's there. I see him.
- Do you see it?
Shoot it.
Shoot it!
Shoot it, Brian!
Shoot it!
Shoot it!
- Did you get it?
Did you get it?
- I don't know.
- I think so. I think so.
Come on. Grab on to me.
Grab on to me. Grab on to me.
Come on.
- Motherfucker!
- Okay, okay, okay.
I can't see it.
Come on. Hold on.
Hold on to my hand, bro.
Hold on to my hand.
Keep holding on.
Keep holding on.
- Keep on holding.
- Holding.
Come on.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
Matt. Matt!
You got him.
You made it, bro.
Todd, help me. You got
him. You fucking got him.
That's what
I'm talking about.
All right, we're clear, we're
clear. We got to get him.
Okay.
- Did you fucking kill that
thing? Yeah, I shot it, man.
- I shot it.
- Okay. Was it dead?
- I think so.
- Move out of the way.
- He's fucked up.
- Move him out of the way.
This is going to hurt, man.
Come on.
Guys, let's get him
back to the camper. Come on.
Come on, follow me.
Look out, look out.
Here. There's a path,
there's a path.
- Follow me.
- Fuck.
Here we go.
Come on.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Be careful, be careful.
You're going to be fine.
We got you.
- Okay, buddy.
- I got you.
Here.
Give him some water.
Guys, we should have just
gone to the fucking beach.
- That's my phone.
- That's your phone.
That's my phone.
Holy shit. Uncle Bob.
- Brian? Where the heck are you?
- Uncle Bob.
- We're out at...
- Where's Matt?
Matt's with us. He's hurt. We're
out at the woods. We're at the cabin.
I'm at the cabin. I can't
hear you. You're at the cabin?
- - We're in a camper
that's near the 212.
- Brian, can you hear me?
- Hello? Hello?
- I fucking lost it again. All right...
- Fuck!
All right, I'm going to
try to fucking redial.
Come on, come on.
You got it?
You get him?
- No, no.
- It's out again.
- He says he's at the cabin.
- He's close.
- Fuck.
- Ow! Fuck!
- Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
- My bad, man.
Okay, so,
he's coming, right?
- He's on the way, right?
- He's... I don't know.
It cut off. I told him we
were in a trailer by the 212.
Give me your phone.
I'll keep calling it.
All right, guys.
All right, I got it.
Okay, okay.
Fireworks.
Check it out, check it out.
I can light off fireworks.
It's fucking daylight
out there, dude.
So the fuck what?
It's better than nothing.
If he hears them or he sees
them, he'll know where we are.
Okay, okay.
- Okay.
- You good?
Yeah. I'm going.
Let's go, let's go!
Come on, buddy.
This better fucking work.
I'm going to fucking light
these fireworks,
signal Uncle Bob,
save Matt, the end.
Here we go, guys.
Here we go.
This is a good spot.
Come on.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Ready, ready.
Hey, boy, this is for you.
Buy you a whole lot of shit.
Come on.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit!
Shit. Holy cow.
- Is that them?
- Yeah.
- You can actually see them.
- I told you this would work.
He did it.
We got help coming
for you, Matty boy.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Come on, Todd.
There he is.
Oh, fuck!
Yo, he's coming!
Get off me, man!
Get off me, motherfucker!
Get off me, bitch!
Get off me!
No, no, no, no, no!
We have to help him!
Get this motherfucker
off me, man!
Get him off me!
Help!
Get it off me!
Okay, okay, okay.
Shh.
Holy shit.
I can't see him.
He took him into the woods.
What are we going to do
with Matt?
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Shh.
Stop crying,
stop crying.
Shh.
Shh.
It's okay. It's okay.
Shh.
Shut up, shut up.
Be quiet.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Matt, wake up!
He's pushing us
towards the edge!
He's pushing us.
He's trying to push us over.
Come on, Matt.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, Matt.
Oh, shit.
Shit!
Matt.
Matt, wake up.
Wake up, Matt.
We got to go home.
Matt!
Dora.
Hey, hey.
Dora, Dora.
Oh, shit.
No!
No, no, no!
Oh, shit.
Guys...
Dora. Dora.
Wake up.
Guys?
N-no.
I'm sorry, guys.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
It's gonna come back.
Come on.
Please, come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh...
That's it.
That's it.
I'm sorry.
It was an accident.
Ah!
We didn't mean to.
We didn't mean
to kill your baby.
We didn't mean
to kill your baby!
Brian?!
- Uncle Bob!
- Uncle Bob!
- Brian!
Uncle Bob, help!
Help me!
- Oh, my God. Come on. I know, I know.
Brian,
what'd you boys do?
- We have to get 'em!
- We have to take them all.
Come on. Come on, we
got to get out of here.
No, we can't leave them.
- Come on, Brian!
I don't want to leave them.
- Let's get to the truck.
Okay.
We didn't listen to you,
Uncle Bob.
- It's my fault.
- It's all my fault.
Shut up. We'll deal with it
when we get to the truck.
Come on.
Uncle Bob!
Just stop! Stop!
Please, stop!
Please!
Please.
It was an accident.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
This is Brian Tover.
And this is
my last video.