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Florence + the Machine: The Odyssey (2016)
- So, Philippe?
- Yeah, the mechanics did a great job. - It's a real beauty. - She's a what? A real beauty! Well, your beauty still smells of car grease. That's part of her charm, man. I don't want to spoil the party, but What? How far do you think this seaplane can glide? There's only one way to know, right? Just kidding, relax. We're going home. OK. Ready to land. Shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! "Don't Knock It" by The Delta Rhythm Boys We're late. Julie! We're late. Not only do we have the bathyscaphe but we will also have two midget submarines on board to reach depths never, never seen by man yet. Now, our divers will be equipped with streamlined scubas, fitted out with an integrated lighting system and a marine telephony system to communicate underwater. - Please have a look. - James Bond style. We already broadcast dozens of animal documentaries No, no, no. You did not understand. We must not have explained it properly. I am not making animal documentaries. I am going to tell the story of men who are going to explore a new world. Captain Cousteau in the lead and around him, a gallery of other personalities. His loyal right-hand man, Bbert, and discreet wife, Simone, who the entire crew adores. And the son, with the movie star looks, Philippe. The spectators will travel with us to all the oceans on the face of the earth. They will discover, they will explore. They will share our emotions. They will be afraid when we take risks. They will tremble, they will laugh, they will cry. It is not stories about fish that interest people, it is stories about people and that is what I intend to show your viewers. And how many films will this contract cover? - Twelve. - Six! Twelve. Thank you. - To Calypso. - Calypso! Stay here. Come with me. Doctor Clark. The Head of the Zoology Department of the University of Maryland. - My son Philippe. - Hi. Nice to meet you. This way please. She's the world's most renowned shark specialist in the world. Impressive. You don't have any luggage? - I was told to travel light. - OK, great. It's a quick 1-hour flight. If I had negotiated even 0.1% of all the oil wells I discovered with him You wouldn't have to make TV films. You stay at the controls. It's an order. All right? Yes? Loubi - Welcome. Please, sit down. - Thank you. Captain Cousteau. Do you really believe that man will colonise the seas? Oh, absolutely. I believe that in the near future a homo-aquaticus capable of living underwater will exist. A shunt connected to a chemical cartridge would ensure the oxygenation of the blood and thanks to artificial gills, man would be able to rediscover its original world. The aquatic world. I believe that, with the help of science, man knows no limits. I believe so. Philippe! Nice. Chin down a little bit. That's nice. Excuse me. Just check the cable there on the floor. How are you? OK, 5 minutes to work. I totally agree with you but you'll have to talk to my colleague. I'm very pleased indeed. Yes. Hold on. All right, talk to her. Talk to her. Yes, I have no time now. I'm sorry I have no time. You know, this is exactly where I went diving for the very first time. I would have liked to have seen that. Let me check. Good. Ready? I'm not sure this underwater grotto is a good idea. Can you please trust me? This is gonna be unbelievable. It's fantastic. It's like swimming in an aquarium. You'll love it. Let's go. All! - Mr. Cousteau? - I'm coming, I'm coming. Mr. Cousteau? I'm coming, I'm coming. I hear Philippe has formed his own crew. Yes, I think he wants to work on slightly different topics. - Ecology. - Yes. Captain Planet. I ask you to give a warm welcome to Mr. Jacques Cousteau. - Congratulations. - Thank you very much. Baby. Look. This is home. Some species of whales have already completely disappeared from the Atlantic due to intensive hunting. Here, the Great Whale is affected by pollution. - And are we talking about oil slicks? - Oil slicks, heavy metals, garbage, you name it, it's out there. It's love. Ah. Jacques? No, they never mentioned an advance. Let me refresh your memory. You still owe them two films, which they've paid for in full. You're not gonna squeeze another dollar out of them, JYC. You'll feel sad to leave this entrancing, magic place, but the Calypso, indifferent to our cause, nostalgia, is already setting her course towards new adventures. - So, how did you like it? - Very much. Actually, so much we'd like to see a little more. JYC, we're worried about the two remaining films you're supposed to deliver before the end of the year. As a matter of fact, I'm going to deliver four in one go. Let me explain to you. This will be my greatest expedition yet. I am going to explore the last untouched open space in the world. Antarctica. Frozen Spaces. The white continent. Icebergs, whales, penguins Places where man has never dived before. I already have the title. 'Voyage to the End of the World.' An expedition like this, we'd have to get all-new diving equipment. And above all, a special boat, an icebreaker. David - Have you an idea of the costs? - I want five million dollars. Oh no. No way, no way. - How much are you prepared to - JYC - One million. - Max. It's a deal. That's not even gonna rent you an icebreaker. An icebreaker? Who needs an icebreaker? I am taking Calypso. - The Calypso? In the Antarctic Ocean? - Absolutely. - Fabulous! I love that idea. - She's a very good boat. She'll make it. I love that idea. Oh, that's great. So right over here Two coffees, please. Excuse us for bothering you, Captain, - but may I ask you for your autograph? - Yes, of course. - I admire you so much. - I still remember those two sea-lions. - What were their names again? - Pepito and Christobelle. - Christobelle! - That's right. They were so adorable. - We won't bother you any longer. - And once again, bravo. Thank you very much. Have a good day. Thank you. - OK. And this one? - Yes, let me check. - And this one? - OK, yeah. This one at the top. "My love, I don't know when you'll read this letter, but after several days at sea writing to you makes me feel like you're not so far away. The ocean here seems more immense than anywhere else. Soon we'll be in sight of the first islands. I cannot wait to discover this unknown world." We're going to try to circle around to the west. Over. The depression is growing too rapidly. The only solution is to turn back and head for shelter. Otherwise, you'll encounter hell. Over. Roger that. It's time for you to turn back and seek shelter. Over. I'll get back to you. Over and out. Merry Christmas to you, baby! Fools! No one is gonna buy documentaries about ecology. No one. Yes, because TV channels don't want any trouble with industrialists. - That's why. - Where the hell is the car? They are the ones who pollute, but they buy advertising time every year. - Cut out the left-wing diatribe for me. - Hey, we don't need these guys. The world's oceans are in danger. I am here today to announce the creation of the Cousteau Society. A non-lucrative organization whose mission is to protect nature. If industrialists pollute, it is not out of cynicism. They do not want to actively destroy the planet and they will be willing to accept and follow the regulations of the politicians, but the politicians don't do anything because they are thinking of their elections. And the funds collected by the Cousteau Society will be used to produce our future documentaries and to raise public awareness for the need to save nature. I believe it will take a widespread people's movement to push the governments to take the necessary measures to protect the planet. Now, my son Philippe and myself will give conferences. We will go and meet the people. And you believe that the people will rise to the occasion? You see, people think the sea is so immense that man will never be able to destroy it and that is a fundamental error. One day, we will no longer be able to swim in the sea. Because only the simplest forms of life, such as bacteria and viruses will be able to survive the pollution. The longer we wait, the poorer the world we want to save will be. Yeah. We have the power to act as citizens of this world, for the sake of our children and our grandchildren. We can change things. This is our planet, and it's the only one we have. Man has probably done more damage to planet Earth during the course of the 20th century than in all of human history before that. We live in an interminable succession of absurdities imposed by the blind logic of short-term thinking. The demographic explosion. The divorce of south and north. The climatic changes of all sorts. The elimination of thousands of species all over the world. The dictatorship of materialism. The only cure is the recourse to utopia! Yes, of course I wanna talk to her. Put her on the phone. Daddy? Daddy? Hello, yes? |
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