Son!
Son!
Dad?
Yes, Ned. It is I, your father!
I have been a terrible parent.
I never paid attention to you.
I blew your college fund on OxyContin.
I don't even sell Hyundais. I sell Kias.
Kias?!
Shameful, I know.
Point is,
I've got major issues.
But I love you. Now and forever.
I love you too, dickwad.
Sub-atomic fusion explosive.