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CUT! CUT!
CUT. FINKLE!
RIGHT HERE.
WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT SNEAKING UP ON ME?
DON'T DO IT!
TELL ME WHY THE BLOOD
FROM MAXINE'S PROSTHETIC
LOOKS LIKE AN OLD GUY PISSING.
STOP STARING AT ME
AND GET IT FIXED.
-NOW!
-I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT.
-ANDRE!
-GODDAMN IT.
-ANDRE!
-HONEY.
YOU NEED A TIGHTER
OUTFIT, OKAY?
MAYBE PUSH UP YOUR BRA A BIT,
WORK ON YOUR CLEAVAGE
WITH WARDROBE.
IT GIVES THE AUDIENCE
A FOCAL POINT,
INSTANT EMPATHY
WITH YOUR CHARACTER.
OKAY. ANY OTHER NOTES?
NO. FINKLE!
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT WORKING FOR YOU THESE PAS FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN--
SAVE IT, SAVE IT.
JUST GET EVERYONE
INTO POSITION FOR ME.
AND LET'S GET THIS NIGHTMARE
OVER WITH.
FIRST POSITIONS!
WE'LL HAVE MORE ON
YOUR LOCAL WEATHER IN A MINUTE.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS,
HORROR CULT CLASSIC DIRECTOR
SPENCER CROWE, BETTER KNOWN
FOR SUCH HITS AS "DEATH BITCH"
AND "BLOOD TEARS,"
IS BACK IN REHAB AGAIN
AFTER BEING STOPPED BY OFFICERS
ON PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY
FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
THIS IS HIS THIRD D.U.I.
IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS.
WE WISH HIM A QUICK
AND CONSISTENT RECOVERY...
911, WHAT'S THE NATURE
OF YOUR EMERGENCY?
UH, I THINK I-- I THINK I JUS HEARD SHOTS BEING FIRED,
UH, DOWN THE BLOCK.
COVER THAT WINDOW RIGHT THERE.
COVER THIS WINDOW.
ALL RIGHT? ON ME.
DROP IT! DROP IT!
JUDGE, THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE
IN THERE.
I TRIED TO WARN THEM.
I TRIED TO SAVE THEM.
ORDER.
THE STATE HEREBY SENTENCES YOU
TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY
-MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY.
-NO, PLEASE.
THERE WAS A MONSTER IN THERE.
YOU HAVE TO--
I TRIED TO WARN THEM
AND I COULDN'T SAVE THEM.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME,
PLEASE!
I TRIED TO WARN THEM
AND I TRIED TO SAVE THEM!
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME...
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
THESE POLLS ARE SHIT.
SO WE'RE IN A DOWN SPIRAL,
A DOWN TREND.
DOWNTURN.
YES, THAT.
I'M SUGGESTING SOME SORT OF
ECONOMIC INFUSION, YOU KNOW?
SOMETHING THAT GALVANIZES
THE COMMUNITY AROUND YOU
COME ELECTION TIME.
SIR?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN?
LOVED HIS EARLY WORK.
YEAH, HE GOT EATEN UP.
HOLLYWOOD'S A TOUGH TOWN.
WHAT'S THAT THING THEY DO
THIS TIME OF YEAR
IN ALL THOSE CRAZY HOUSES,
ABANDONED HOTELS?
LIKE A FREAK SHOW?
KIDS LOVE IT. YOU GE A BUNCH OF ACTORS TOGETHER,
DRESS LIKE CRAZIES,
CHASING FOLKS, CHAINSAWS.
OH, LIKE A FRIGHT FEST.
WE DO SOMETHING LIKE THA IN THE ASYLUM?
GIVE FOLKS SOMETHING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO?
THE STATE ASYLUM?
-IT'S ABANDONED.
-DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS.
AND IF IT'S A SUCCESS,
WE'RE BACK IN OFFICE.
I LOVE THIS IDEA.
A REPURPOSED ECONOMIC BOON.
BUT HOW ARE WE
PULLING IT OFF EXACTLY?
THAT.
...WITH NO END IN SIGH TO HIS LEGAL
AND PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
THAT'S OUR MAN.
I'M DOING WHAT?
LOOK, I'M MORE THAN
YOUR ATTORNEY HERE, MAN.
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
AND THIS IS THE BEST THING
FOR EVERYONE.
IF YOU WIN, I WIN.
YOU ALWAYS WIN.
YOU GET PAID
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.
SPENCER, YOU HAVEN' PAID ME IN TWO YEARS.
AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD
A PAYING GIG IN AT LEAST FOUR.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THAT MIGHT BE TRUE.
WHERE'S THIS PLACE AGAIN?
SOMMERTON. SMALL TOWN,
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
AND AS FAR AS THE LOCALS
ARE CONCERNED, YOU'RE A GOD,
A LIVING LEGEND.
WHAT ARE THEY PAYING?
NOT A WHOLE LO AFTER I GET MY CUT,
MINUS THE MARGINAL
EXPENSES YOU OWE.
BUT IT GETS YOU
OUT OF DOING A FEW MONTHS
OF ROADSIDE CLEANUP.
I PULLED A LOT OF STRINGS
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
IT'S LIVE HORROR?
A FRIGHT FEST.
I'VE NEVER DONE A FRIGHT FEST.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
A FRIGHT FEST IS.
YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED
TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE THE KING OF HORROR.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.
IF YOU GET THIS HALF RIGHT,
IT GOES NATIONAL.
AS IN FRIGHT FES FROM COAST TO COAS PRESENTED BY THE MASTER
OF HORROR, SPENCER CROWE.
THIS COULD BE THE COMEBACK
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
OKAY, I THINK I LIKE IT.
AND I THINK I LIKE WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH IT, TOO.
PERFECT...
BECAUSE YOU LEAVE TOMORROW.
MAYOR FOWLER IS VERY EXCITED
TO SHARE HIS NEW FISCAL PLAN
IN LISTING THE TALENTS
AND ECONOMIC BENEFI OF OUR AMAZING COMMUNITY.
MAYOR FOWLER.
I'M MORE THAN THRILLED
TO ANNOUNCE
A MUCH NEEDED BOON
TO THIS REGION,
ONE THAT PUTS US ON THE MAP
AS A YEARLY DESTINATION.
A FRIGHT FES IN THE ONCE-CLOSED,
NOW REOPENED STATE ASYLUM.
BUT WHAT MAKES THIS
MORE SPECIAL
IS WHO WE HAVE CREATING IT.
A FIRST-RATE
HOLLYWOOD HORROR FILM GURU
RIGHT HERE
IN OUR VERY OWN BACKYARD.
ALL RIGHT, SO I'M CONFUSED.
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
MARY POPPINS OR SOMETHING?
MORE LIKE LIZZIE BORDEN.
WHO IS LIZZIE BORDEN?
THREE WEEKS REHEARSING,
BUT THE JOKES
KEEP GETTING BETTER.
KINDA LIKE THIS?
AHH, MY BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG,
HOT, TIGHT THESPS.
WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU, RICO.
I KIND OF FIGURED THAT.
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
-I THINK YOU'RE HANDSOME.
-SHUT UP, FINKLE,
AND LET'S START THIS
LAME-ASS TOUR.
HEY, SPENCE,
YOU THINK YOU COULD
GET WARDROBE
TO MAKE THESE SPANDEX
A LITTLE TIGHTER?
I WANT THIS PSYCHO KILLER
TO REALLY STAND OUT.
THINK SO.
MIGHT HAVE TO CHECK YOU OU WITH MY TALENT METER FIRST.
OKAY, WITH THAT BEING SAID,
IS IT TRUE
THAT ON "DEATH BITCH,"
YOU USED A REAL LOADED GUN
TO HELP MOTIVATE YOUR ACTORS?
IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
AND FOR LEGAL PURPOSES,
I CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THAT.
IS EVERYONE HERE?
BASTARD!
ALWAYS BE PREPARED
FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
-THAT'S HORROR.
-WHERE'S STEPH?
CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE
EVERYONE IS HERE?
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO
REPEAT MYSELF!
CHILL. I WAS LISTENING.
JUST CATCHING SOME Z'S
ON THE COT.
OH, YOU GO AN OVERCONFIDENT WALK.
HIP DYSPLASIA?
WHAT?
-SMART, TOO.
-THANK YOU.
FOR GRACING US.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'D SAY "BITE ME,"
BUT YOU WOULD.
FUNNY. SHOW UP ON TIME.
GUYS, YOU'RE RUINING
MY AFTERNOON BUZZ.
ALL RIGHT,
THE PAIN-IN-THE-ASS MAYOR
SAYS IT'S MANDATORY
WE TAKE THIS GUIDED TOUR.
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF
AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
IT'S GOTTA GET DONE.
FINKLE, LEAD THE WAY.
COME ON, COME ON.
GATE OPENS AT 7:00.
WE'LL BE GOING TO 2:00 A.M.
AFTER THAT,
I WILL BE IN THE NEAREST BAR.
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
ANY QUESTIONS.
YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING BY NOW.
FINK. YOU CAN HANDLE
THE REST FOR ME, RIGHT?
YEAH, OF COURSE, SPENCE,
YOU KNOW.
I'LL BE IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
COPY THAT.
GUYS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TAILORED.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
FINEST POLITICAL MIND
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
-PHILIP?
-YEAH.
STOP KISSING MY ASS
AND JUST GET US REELECTED.
OKAY.
OOH!
THIS SHIT GOES ON
FOREVER, MAN.
LANGUAGE, RICO.
LET'S KEEP IT AT A MINIMUM.
I'M SORRY, MAN, OKAY?
WHAT THE--
LOOK AT ALL THIS!
THIS SHIT REALLY
GO ON FOREVER, MAN!
LOOK AT THIS!
IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO MIX
IN THE ASYLUM'S PAS WITH CHARACTERS
FROM OUR HIT FILMS.
- OH.
- "OUR HIT FILMS"?
YOU'RE A PRODUCTION
ASSISTANT, KID.
YEAH, WE IMDB'ED YOUR ASS.
I WAS PART OF THE T-E-A-M.
-OH, MY...
-SO LET'S STAR BEING TEAM MEMBERS, OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
I WAS PART OF THE T-E-A-M.
LET'S GO, TEAM!
-OH, COME ON.
-SHUT UP, RICO.
YOU GUYS THINK
IT'S REALLY HAUNTED?
OH, MY GOD, YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
GREAT COSTUME, LADY.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
THIS IS ESTELLE PARSONS
FROM THE LOCAL COMMUNITY BOARD
AND HISTORICAL COMMITTEE.
SHE'S OUR TOUR GUIDE.
THANK YOU, FINKLE.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL.
AS YOU'LL BE REPRESENTING
THIS FAMED ASYLUM,
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH ITS HISTORY.
EXCITING, HUH?
WE SHOULD RESPECT THE SPIRITS
THAT ARE STILL HERE.
LIKE CROWE DOES?
LITTLE JACK DANIEL'S,
SOUTHERN COMFORT.
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS PLACE
BORING OR WHAT?
SHE IS WEIRD ENOUGH.
UGH!
BEEN SHOT AT TOO MANY TIMES
FOR SHIT LIKE THIS.
BIGGEST PUSSY I EVER MET, BRO.
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS GIG?
HEY, SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING
INTO HAIR AND MAKEUP
AND WARDROBE SOON?
YOU DONE YET?
ALMOST.
EL DIRECTOR HEARS ALL, HUH?
AND SEES ALL.
COME ON!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.
OKAY, LISTEN UP,
YOU SICK PSYCHO BASTARDS.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN CONVICTED
OF SOME REALLY SICK SHIT.
BUT I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
FOR YOU,
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
SO YOU DO THIS TRANSFER
WITHOUT INCIDEN AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU ALL
GET SOME EXTRA MEDS
WHEN WE GET TO THE FACILITY.
HEAVY MEDS AND ELECTRICITY.
THERE HAVE BEEN COUNTLESS
ACCOUNTS OF RESTLESS SPIRITS
WANDERING AIMLESSLY.
BUT HERE,
RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY SPO IS WHERE THE LEAD PSYCHIATRIS AND HIS WIFE DIED.
YOU MEAN LIKE RIGHT HERE?
MM.
IT'S RUMORED THEY PLACED
THEIR FIRST-BORN CHILD
INTO TREATMENT HERE,
CONFINED HIM TO AN ISOLATED
SPACE IN THE BASEMEN DUE TO HIS
MURDEROUS TENDENCIES--
AN INNATE PROCLIVITY
FOR KILLING THINGS.
WHEN THE PSYCHIATRIST'S WIFE
BECAME PREGNAN MANY YEARS LATER,
HE MADE HER GIVE
THAT CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION.
SHE NEVER FORGAVE HIM.
SO SHE KILLED HIM
AND THEN HERSELF.
BUT IT'S SAID
THAT EVERY HALLOWEEN
SHE CALLS OUT TO HER CHILDREN,
CALLING THEM TO RETURN HOME.
HMM.
IS IT ME
OR IS THIS BORING AS HELL?
WE'RE RIGHT BENEATH
THE CENTRAL SPIRE OF THE ASYLUM,
THE HEART OF THE SUPERNATURAL,
SO TO SPEAK.
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR
THE SCREAMS OF A TORTURED
INSTITUTIONALIZED SOUL.
THIS CONCLUDES THE TOUR.
LOOK, I'M NOT WITH ALL THIS
CREEPY SHIT, ALL RIGHT?
LIKE, I WAS DOWN
BEFORE THE TOUR.
LIKE, ARE Y'ALL TRYING TO
MAKE US QUIT OR SOMETHING?
HEY, LITTLE BITCH.
I HATE THIS SHIT!
YEAH, TO HELL
WITH THIS TOUR BULLSHIT.
THERE YOU GO, CONGRATS.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE LEAD.
-HEY.
-JUST MAKE SURE
YOU'RE ALL AS GOOD
AS ESTELLE HERE.
COME ON, THE WOMAN KNOWS
THE PLACE ASS-BACKWARDS.
ESTELLE WAS HIRED
TO GIVE YOU THE TOUR,
BUT MORE TO MOTIVATE
YOUR BELIEVABILITY.
FOUND HER ON BACKPAGE,
ADULT SECTION,
ONE OF MANY PLANTS
I'VE SET UP FOR TONIGHT.
ANYBODY NEED
A TANTRIC MASSAGE, HUH?
-I KNEW SHE LOOKED
FAMILIAR, BRO.
-OH, MY GOD.
SO, LOOK,
I WAS LITERALLY ON BACKPAGE
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE
G.F.E. DEAL.
I'M NOT REALLY THAT FREAKY,
BUT YOU INTO BDSM,
THAT'S YOUR GUY.
WHAT'S BDSM?
BDSM, IT MEANS BONDAGE--
OKAY, SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
EVERYTHING ESTELLE TOLD YOU
WAS IN YOUR WELCOME PACKETS.
NO ONE READ 'EM. WHO CARES?
POINT IS, SHE'S CONVINCING.
AS CONVINCING AS YOU ALL
NEED TO BE SO I CAN KEEP
A GOOD BUZZ GOING ALL NIGH WITHOUT INTERRUPTION.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT? GET WHAT?
IF ESTELLE'S FROM BACKPAGE,
HOW DOES SHE KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT THE ASYLUM?
READ WIKIPEDIA.
ALSO, I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS,
BUT I SPENT A LITTLE TIME HERE
BEFORE IT CLOSED.
WHOO.
YOU HIRED
A CERTIFIABLE PERSON?
PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S NO -GONNA BE PERFORMING.
-NO.
NO, NO, NO, NOT HERE.
ESTELLE?
OKAY.
THANKS FOR COMING.
LADIES,
TO YOUR DRESSING ROOMS!
FINKLE. HMM!
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS,
SPENCER.
HEY, UM...
MM?
YOU WANNA MAKE A QUICK 20?
$20?
WHAT, ARE WE IN THE '80S?
I'M NOT MAKING MY USUAL RATE
ON THIS ONE.
IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU,
I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
PERFECT.
BLOOD ALCOHOL 0.0.
OH, WOW.
THAT WAS QUICK.
IGNITION ALLOWED.
THANKS FOR BLOWING.
WANNA MAKE ANOTHER 20?
WORTH A SHOT.
HEY, DO ME A SOLID,
CHECK MY BACK RIGHT TIRE.
I THINK IT'S LOW.
HMM.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE--
WHAT THE--
YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
PROBLEM?
I WILL NOT HESITATE
PUTTING A HOLE
THROUGH YOUR CHEST.
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
MORE MEDS AND ELECTRICITY!
TICKETS!
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
AND TRY TO MAKE I OUT ALIVE!
GET YOUR TICKETS OUT!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE
EXPERIENCE OF HORROR
CREATED BY THE MASTER
OF HORROR, SPENCER CROWE.
ENTER IF YOU DARE
AND TRY TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.
AT 8:00, OUR VERY OWN
MAYOR FOWLER WILL BE GIVEN
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY.
AH. THIS IS SO WRONG.
WHY DO I HELP YOU
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
'CAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB.
WHERE WOULD YOU BE
WITHOUT ME?
CAN YOU GET ONE OF THOSE
BEERS OUT FOR ME?
- FUCK YOURSELF.
- HURRY UP! HURRY!
YOU DRINK LIKE AN ANIMAL.
AHH.
THERE YOU ARE.
SO THIS IS MISSION CONTROL.
HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
JUST WANTED TO HAVE
A QUICK WORD.
SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU'RE NOT INTERRUPTING,
IT IS PERFECT TIMING.
MY SKIT'S ALL SET UP
JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED?
YES. YES, IT IS.
I THINK EVERYONE'S GOING TO
GET A REAL KICK OUT OF IT.
IT'LL LOOK REAL.
OH, THE SHOCK THERAPY ROOM
IS READY
AND WAITING FOR YOU, MAYOR.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
JUST ONE MORE THING.
IT TOOK ME A WHOLE LO OF DOING TO GET YOU HERE,
AND YOUR REPUTATION
PROCEEDS ITSELF.
WELL, SOMETHING HAS TO PROCEED.
MIGHT AS WELL BE REPUTATION.
YES.
AS A LECHEROUS, SKIRT-CHASING,
DEGENERATE GAMBLER,
DEADBEAT DAD, AND DRUG ADDICT.
IS THAT ALCOHOL
I SMELL ON YOUR BREATH?
NEVER REALIZED I HAD
A GAMBLING PROBLEM
UNTIL MY BOOKIE INVITED ME
TO HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
YOU WERE SOMEBODY ONCE.
BUT NOT HERE, YOU'RE NOT.
MAKE THIS GO RIGH AND I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD
WITH THE JUDGE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
MAYOR FLOWER.
IT'S FOWLER. NOT FLOWER.
THAT WENT PRETTY WELL.
BIG FANS, OBVIOUSLY.
AHH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE'LL BE KISSING MY ASS
BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER.
TICKETS!
TICKETS!
TICKETS!
YES, RIGHT UP THIS WAY.
WELCOME TO THE FRIGHT FEST.
TICKETS!
RIGHT OVER THERE, PLEASE.
-ONE AT A TIME.
-TICKETS!
TAKE OUT YOUR PHONES.
NO PHONES ALLOWED!
PUT YOUR PHONES ON THE TABLE.
TICKETS!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT'S A GOOD GETUP
RIGHT THERE.
HEY, DO ME A FAVOR,
TOMORROW NIGHT,
USE THE EMPLOYEE ENTRANCE.
BACK-- IT'S AROUND--
I'LL TAKE YOU.
COME ON, COME ON.
JUST AROUND.
TICKETS!
TICKETS!
TICKETS!
ALL RIGHT, SO,
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
THERE'S A WHOLE SERIES OF
TUNNELS THAT LEAD TO AN EXIT.
'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN THESE CRAZIES
ARE GONNA COME GET YOU.
YOU DON'T TALK AT ALL, DO YOU?
OKAY.
TOMORROW NIGHT,
USE THE EMPLOYEE ENTRANCE.
WE'LL SHOOT RIGHT THIS WAY
IN HERE.
DRESSING ROOMS.
THAT'S--
THAT'S GOOD CASTING.
THAT'S-- KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
LET'S GO SCARE SOME PEOPLE.
ASSHOLE!
OH!
THAT IS NOT COOL.
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA
AT THE TIME.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YO, FINKLE, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
OH!
I KICKED HIM SQUARE
IN THE PLUMS.
HEY, FORWARD THAT TO ME.
I'M GONNA POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
-YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO.
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
FINKLE, YOU
VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED BASTARD.
YES, COPY.
TELL TAYLOR
TO LOSE THE MOBILE.
NO FILMING UNLESS
IT'S HER MASTURBATING.
I THOUGH YOU TOOK THEIR PHONES.
I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT.
SERIOUSLY?
YOU HEARD HIM.
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
SORRY. I'M SORRY.
YOU, TOO, PRINCESS.
COME ON.
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
YEAH. I'M DYING.
SORRY TO BE THE BAD GUY.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. HERE WE GO,
HERE WE GO.
COME ON.
YES.
OH, YES.
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN
"GIRLS GONE WILD."
WAIT, WAIT. YES.
YEAH
LEAD ME ON
AWW, SHOW'S OVER.
NOW THEY'LL FIND
ALL THE BLIND SPOTS.
LOOK AT THAT CROWD.
THIS IS EXCITING.
-YEAH.
-OH!
YEAH, IT IS, FINKS.
HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A--
-THANKS.
-HERE YOU GO, BOSS.
-OH, MAN.
-YOU'RE LEARNING.
I LIKE THAT.
YEAH, I AM.
I'M GONNA GO PREP
THE FIRST AC AND I'LL BE BACK TO CELEBRATE.
AHH.
WHOO!
YOU'RE LEARNING.
YOU'RE GETTING PROACTIVE.
I LIKE IT. LIKE IT!
MAYBE I COULD HAVE A BEER
WITH YOU NEXT TIME.
-NO.
-OH.
THAT'S WEIRD.
TICKETS!
TICKETS! TICKETS!
HEY, YOU, OVER THERE!
BUDDY! YES, YOU!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
THE SHOW ALREADY STARTED!
YOU! COME ON!
MOVE IT. LET'S GO!
GET YOUR ASS IN THERE.
TICKETS!
THESE ACTORS
ARE A BUNCH OF PIGS.
NICE.
MUST BE IN HEAVEN.
HEY.
AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO
BE OUTSIDE?
I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE
WAS IN HERE.
I GET IT.
PART OF THE ACT, HUH?
WHAT?
-IT'S STILL NOT RIGHT.
-WHAT?
JUST COME HERE.
COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU MIND?
OKAY.
MOVE YOUR HAIR OUT.
DO YOU MIND?
-MM.
-OKAY.
GO LIKE THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, STAND UP.
OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
PERFECT. THAT'S PERFECT.
FINKLE, GET UP TO CONTROL.
COPY THAT.
OKAY, JUST-- JUST LIKE
WE REHEARSED, ALL RIGHT?
GOOD LUCK.
- WHAT?
- HEY, DO ME A FAVOR,
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
THE TALENT.
-THAT'S MY JOB.
-OH, ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE
THERE WAS ENOUGH CLEAVAGE,
LIKE YOU ASKED.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
EXCUSE ME?
DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE
INTO THE LADIES.
LOOK, SPENCER, I GOT A LO GOING ON OUT THERE.
WHY DID YOU CALL ME UP HERE?
OH, REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?
YES, REALLY.
PATHETIC, SPENCER.
AND?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE PSYCHIATRIST OUTFIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE SO...
BEAUTIFUL.
JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.
OKAY, STOP IT.
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
JUST THROW ME TO THE WALL
LIKE WE REHEARSED.
BUT WE ALWAYS PLAYED TOGETHER.
COULD YOU...
TOUCH ME LIKE MOMMY
ALWAYS DID?
OH, A LITTLE ROLE-PLAY.
-DON'T TEASE ME.
-WHAT?
OW, NOT SO ROUGH.
SLOW DOWN.
MM.
WHAT THE FUCK?
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!
-ARE YOU INSANE? STOP!
-WHAT TYPE OF SICK SHIT IS THIS?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HELP ME!
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE--
HE'S GONNA KILL ME.
TELL EVERYONE
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DIE.
DISTURBING.
SPENCER'S GOT A TWISTED SOUL.
WHAT THE--
SHOCK HORROR.
IT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE INTO.
IT WAS DARK.
PEOPLE COULDN'T REALLY SEE
WHAT WAS GOING ON.
I CAN CONTAIN THIS.
WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
NOW, LET'S GET YOU READY
FOR YOUR BIG MOMENT.
I GET SCREWED FOR THIS,
AND YOU'RE DOING REAL TIME.
RIGHT. HAPPY TO DO IT.
HAPPY TO DO REAL TIME.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
MAXINE AND RICO ARE AWESOME.
OKAY, MAKE SURE
THE SHOCK THERAPY THING
-IS ALL SPARKED UP.
-OKAY.
WE'RE BACK, SPENCE.
WE'RE BACK.
WOW.
UGH, OKAY, SCARY GUY.
LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THE RULES.
EVERYBODY HAS TO STAY
INSIDE OF THE ASYLUM
FOR THE DURATION OF THE NIGHT.
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S BELIEVABLE.
COME ON, JUST GET BACK INTO
YOUR AUDIENCE OVER HERE.
NO UNLOCKED DOORS.
IT'S NOT ALLOWED.
WE DON'T WANT TO BE CONFINED
TO OURSELVES, NOW DO WE?
I CAN KEEP THE BAD PEOPLE OUT.
LOOK AT THIS GUY.
NO!
ARE WE READY? IS IT A GO?
PUT A HOOD ON
SO IT LOOKS LEGIT.
I'M INNOCENT.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG MAN.
I'M INNOCENT.
THIS TOWN'S FALLING APAR BECAUSE OF YOU.
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY
IS AGAINST THE LAW.
YOU SUCK.
I'M INNOCENT.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG MAN.
I'M INNOCENT.
LAST WORDS?
TO THE CITIZENS OF SOMMERTON,
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN LET YOU DOWN.
FOWLER.
FOWLER.
SHIT.
WHERE'S MAXINE?
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HEARD THA PSYCHIATRIST OFFICE ROCKED.
-OH, YEAH?
-RUN! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
OH, ONE OF SPENCER'S PLANTS.
NO, NO, IT'S REAL, PLEASE.
-HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL.
-OKAY, BUDDY, RELAX.
WE KNOW IT'S SPENCER.
IT'S SOME REAL COOL EFFECTS SHI HE NEVER TOLD US ABOUT.
-WE GET IT.
-NO, I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.
-HE'S GONNA KILL AGAIN.
-AWW.
COMMITMENT. REALLY GOOD.
YO, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS SO FRICKIN' REAL.
THEY DID A GOOD JOB,
DIDN'T THEY?
MM-HMM.
OH, GROSS.
IS THIS THE WAY TO THE EXIT?
NO, IT WAS BACK THE OTHER WAY!
JUST FOLLOW ME.
WHO'S THAT?
-IS SOMEONE THERE?
-I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
STAY WITH ME.
OPEN UP!
PLEASE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
IT'S PART OF THE SHOW!
THIS ISN'T PAR OF THE GODDAMN SHOW!
OPEN THE DOOR NOW!
SPENCER, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.
YOU NEED TO OPEN THE DOOR
-SO WE CAN CALL THE POLICE!
-NO POLICE!
I GOT TOO MUCH
GOING ON IN HERE!
SON OF A BITCH!
FORGET IT, MAN!
SHIT!
OH, SHIT.
THERE HE IS.
STEP RIGHT UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU GOT THE KILLER INSTINC IN YOU?
EVERYONE'S A WINNER.
THERE'S A WINNER EVERY TIME.
HEH.
AH, AH, AH!
YOU GOT NINE.
TEN.
NINE.
OH!
TEN.
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT, MAN.
JESUS, DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE!
YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SAFE
SPLITTING UP LIKE THIS?
NO, BUT YOU GO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
OKAY?
YOU'RE WITH ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, OKAY?
ACT YOUR WAY OU OF GETTING MURDERED?
SHUT UP!
I WAS IN THE MILITARY.
-OKAY?
-OKAY.
-COME ON, WE SHOULD HURRY.
-NOT SO FAST.
THAT ANIMAL COULD BE AROUND
ANY CORNER.
OKAY.
JESUS!
THE MONSTER'S REAL!
JESUS, KID, YOU WANT TO
GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?
-HE'S KILLING EVERYONE!
-I'M ON MY BREAK.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
HE'S KILLING EVERYONE!
YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.
IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW.
-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE!
-DO ME A FAVOR.
-I WAS ON THE BUS WITH HIM
WHEN IT CRASHED!
-GET BACK IN THERE.
BUS?
YES!
ARE YOU PAR OF THIS SHOW, KID?
PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO--
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
PLEASE! PLEASE!
-PLEASE, HELP ME.
-SAW HIM ON THE NEWS.
KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
I...
HATE... UNIFORMS!
YOU SICK BASTARD.
OH, YOU SCARED NOW, HUH?
WOW.
I KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE
THIS GUY IN.
HI.
WOW.
MY GOD!
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK...
OH, DEAR GOD.
FINKLE! FINKLE.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY. UH...
MY PHONE, MY PHONE.
OH, SHIT.
WHERE'S THE PHONE?
OH, THANK YOU, GOD!
YES!
OKAY. UH...
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER
MY AGENT'S NUMBER.
347... 347, UH...
865, 54... 21.
THAT'S IT. OKAY.
NO, NO. NO.
NO! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
FUCK.
OKAY.
OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND.
OH, FUCK.
-STAY HERE, ALL RIGHT?
-PLEASE. NO, NO, NO.
I GOTTA GO SEE
IF I CAN FIND ANY SUPPLIES.
NO, NO. YOU STAY HERE
WITH ME, OKAY?
WE'RE SAFER--
WE'RE SAFER TOGETHER.
I'M JUST GOING THROUGH
THOSE SWINGING DOORS, OKAY?
YOU ARE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD.
JUST STAY HERE, OKAY?
LOOK, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.
IT'S ME.
IT'S ME, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT ARE THOSE?
I FOUND THEM INSIDE.
WHAT ARE THESE?
I FOUND THEM INSIDE.
ARE THESE YOURS?
ARE THESE PRESCRIBED TO YOU?
DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY?
AH, IT BURNS!
I'M SORRY. SHH!
OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, WE GOTTA GO.
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET UP?
ALL RIGHT.
SHH. SHUT UP
OR HE'LL COME BACK.
SHH.
WHO ARE YOU?
HE WAS GONNA KILL YOU.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE PSYCHO
FROM THE NEWS!
-NO, NO! SHH, SHH!
-I'M GONNA DIE!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE.
I WAS THERE.
I WAS THERE, BUT IT WASN'T ME.
IT WASN'T ME.
I'M GONNA KILL HIM, NOT YOU.
OKAY? OKAY?
HE'S A MONSTER.
I DIDN'T DO IT, AND NO ONE
WOULD LISTEN TO ME.
SOMETHING WOKE ME UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
HE WAS ALREADY IN THE HOUSE.
...HOUSE.
IT WAS TOO LATE.
HE KILLED THEM.
THEY BLAMED ME FOR MURDERS.
HE WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE BUS
WITH ME. THEY CAUGHT HIM.
I KNEW THEN I HAD TO KILL HIM
BEFORE HE KILLED ME.
...KILLED ME.
THE BUS CRASHED AND HE ESCAPED,
AND I FOLLOWED AFTER HIM.
-WELL, HOW MANY ARE THERE?
-THE BUS WAS FULL, BUT HE WAS
THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVED,
AND ME.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE'RE GONNA KILL HIM.
NO, HEY,
FORGET ABOUT KILLING HIM.
LET'S FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
KILLING HIM IS OUR ONLY WAY
OUT OF HERE.
COME ON.
COME ON.
WE NEED TO MOVE.
OKAY.
SHIT. OH, RICO, RICO.
SHH. DUDE.
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I AIN'T TRYING TO BE MISTAKEN
FOR ONE OF THOSE DAMN MANIACS.
SHH!
GET SPENCER ON
THE DAMN WALKIE, MAN.
I DROPPED IT, I DROPPED IT.
IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE.
IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE.
YO, THERE IS SOME SHI GOING DOWN IN THIS PLACE!
GO BACK!
SHIT!
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S ALL PERFECTION.
I THINK REAL PEOPLE
ARE REALLY DYING OUT THERE,
AND I'M IN HERE RECORDING
EVERY SECOND OF IT!
OH, MY GOD!
NO! YES! YES! YES!
YES.
NO, NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT!
THAT MIGHT BE RICO.
HE'S ONE OF US.
RICO, IF THAT'S YOU,
TAKE OFF YOUR MASK.
KILL HIM.
NO, PLEASE.
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS.
PLEASE, CAN WE JUS FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE?
NOT UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
NO. NO!
STOP, STOP! NO, STOP!
LOOK, I THINK THE MAIN EXI IS STRAIGHT UP FROM HERE.
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, OKAY?
IT'S OKAY.
I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
QUICK, OKAY?
-QUICK, QUICK.
-OKAY, WHAT DID THE MILITARY
TRAIN YOU TO DO
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?
THE FUCK IS THIS?
THERE IS NO SITUATION
LIKE THIS!
SOME PSYCHO'S KILLING PEOPLE
FOR NO REASON AT A FRIGHT FEST?
NO TRAINING
FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.
OKAY, OKAY.
BUT, I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU?
WERE YOU ARMY? MARINE?
WHAT WAS THE TRAINING?
I DID SIX WEEKS.
FITNESS BOOT CAMP
FOR THE GIG.
YOU WERE NEVER ENLISTED?
HELL, NO.
WHY DO YOU THINK
HE'S DOING THIS?
-WHY DO YOU THINK
HE'S DOING THIS?
-OKAY, SHH!
WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE IT OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
I LEARNED A LO IN THAT BOOT CAMP.
YOU WERE NEVER
IN THE MILITARY, OKAY?
THERE'S A REALLY, REALLY
GOOD CHANCE WE'RE GONNA DIE.
HELL, NO. HELL, NO.
SHH, SHH, SHH.
DON'T SHOOT!
OH, THAT HURTS!
OH, DEAR, THAT HURTS.
HERE, TAKE THESE.
WHAT ARE THEY?
PAINKILLERS.
YEAH. OKAY, WELL...
OKAY.
WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?
HE IS KILLING EVERYONE.
THEY'RE FROM SOME
MENTAL INSTITUTION.
I COULD GIVE A SHI WHERE HE'S FROM.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
WHO ARE YOU,
THE PSYCHO WHISPERER?
HE'LL KILL YOU
BEFORE YOU GET THERE.
LOOK, YOU GUYS, I SAY WE'RE
GONNA MAKE IT, OKAY?
-AND HE SAYS WE'RE GONNA DIE.
-NO, HE'S KILLING EVERYONE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE KNOWS EVERY CORNER
OF THIS PLACE.
GODDAMN THAT HURT.
YOU STILL THINK WE'RE NO GONNA MAKE IT, SMARTASS?
WE'RE GETTING THE--
WE'RE GETTING THE HELL
OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
YOU GUYS CAN STAY HERE
IF YOU WANT TO.
WE'RE GETTING OUT RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO, GUYS.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
-GO WHERE?
-THEY'RE FRIED.
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
LET'S JUST GO.
WHAT THE HELL?
JUST DON'T LOOK AT THEM.
REALLY?
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK?
THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE.
I NEVER KNEW THAT MANY PEOPLE
CAME TO THIS KIND OF THING.
-OH, MY GOD, IT'S MOVING.
-DON'T SHOOT.
-SHOOT IT!
-I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
NO, NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT!
DON'T SHOOT!
-DON'T SHOOT!
-GODDAMN IT, BRO!
I ALMOST SHOT YOUR DUMB ASS.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING
UNDERNEATH THERE?
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION
IS THAT, MAN?
I'M HIDING!
I'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY SHIT.
OH, JESUS CHRIST,
THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
WAIT, HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MAXINE?
WHO'S HE?
MASON.
WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.
LET'S JUST GET--
LET'S FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT.
YOU WERE YELLING
SOMETHING TO US.
WHAT WERE YOU
TRYING TO TELL US?
DUDE, LET'S GO. WE HAVE TO--
RICO, LET'S GO!
WELL, DON'T TOUCH
THE DAMN BEDFRAME, MAN.
YOU'LL FRY.
NOTHING A SHOTGUN
AND SOME GOOD AIM CAN'T SOLVE.
GREAT, NOW WE'RE COMPLETELY
IN THE DARK.
-I WANT TO GO HOME.
-TOSS ME THE GUN.
NOBODY TOUCHES
THIS GUN BUT ME.
NO, WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GETTING US OUT OF HERE.
WHAT THE HELL WOULD
YOU PEOPLE DO WITHOUT ME?
NO, NO, NO!
NO!
WHAT?
NO!
WHAT DO WE GOT?
SOMETHING,
SOMETHING, SOMETHING.
COME ON.
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
OKAY.
I GOTTA FIND A CABLE.
FIND A CABLE, CABLE, CABLE.
WHAT'S THAT?
NOPE.
AHH.
YES! THANK GOD!
I CAN KEEP RECORDING.
HOW DID HE EVEN ELECTRIFY
THAT THING?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
ISN'T HE, UM, INSANE?
HE'S CRAZY, NOT STUPID.
WHAT WAS THAT?
A MONSTER...
THAT WE'RE GONNA KILL.
AND WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU?
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SHOTGUN.
THAT'S TRUE,
AND HE DID TRY TO SHOO THAT FREAK AND NOT ME.
GREAT.
YEAH, YOU COME FRY ME,
YOU FREAK!
NO ONE'S GETTING IN HERE.
AND I GOT IT ALL RECORDED,
YOU UGLY BASTARD.
FORGET "FACES OF DEATH."
YEAH, WES CRAVEN, MY ASS.
SPENCER CROWE'S BACK!
I AM BACK!
SPENCER.
SPENCER.
-SPENCER.
-AHH.
FINKLE, IS THAT YOU?
WHERE ARE YOU?
-YOU OKAY?
-IT'S ME.
IT'S ME.
ARE YOU THERE?
WHERE?
IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M IN HERE.
OH!
I'M GONNA MAKE MY WAY
OVER TO YOU, OKAY?
I'M GONNA KNOCK FOUR TIMES.
THAT WAY YOU KNOW IT'S ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
DON'T-- DON'T DO THAT.
IT'S TOO LATE.
IT'S TOO LATE.
I CAN'T JEOPARDIZE MY SAFETY.
I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS.
WHAT?
I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.
I'D ONLY PUT MYSELF AT RISK.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.
THE LOCKBOX
WITH ALL THE PHONES,
IT'S ON THE FLOOR
NEXT TO THE MONITORS.
YOU NEED TO CALL
THE POLICE, OKAY?
PEOPLE ARE DYING.
WHERE'S THE KEY?
OH, OKAY. OKAY.
PLEASE. I HAVE THE KEY.
I HAVE THE KEY.
I HAVE THE KEY.
- SHIT.
- WHAT?
JUST SMASH THE BOX
AGAINST THE WALL.
JUST GET IT OPEN.
SMASH IT INTO THE WALL.
NO, THAT'S JUST--
IT'S NOT OPENING, OKAY?
JUST FORGET THAT.
I CAN GUIDE YOU OU FROM RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?
NOW, LISTEN,
DON'T USE THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
BUT THERE'S A PASSAGEWAY
THROUGH THE CHAPEL.
YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
BE BRAVE.
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS.
UGH.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
WE'RE GONNA KILL HIM.
WHAT ABOUT ANOTHER WAY OUT?
-THERE IS.
-WHAT? WHERE?
THROUGH THE CHAPEL.
THERE'S THIS LITTLE PASSAGEWAY
THAT LEADS YOU OU ONTO THE FIELD
RIGHT BEHIND
THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WAS THAT PART OF THE TOUR?
NO. ME AND FINKLE
FOUND IT BY ACCIDEN TRYING TO FIND
SOMEWHERE TO SMOKE.
SPENCER JOINED US A FEW TIMES.
-BECAME MY STASH SPOT...
-WAIT.
YOU'RE HIS DEALER?
NO SHIT, I'M HIS DEALER.
THIS GIG AIN'T PAYING ME SHIT.
-THAT'S TRUE.
-EVERYBODY...
BEHIND ME.
SPENCER.
-SPENCER.
-FINKLE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
YEAH. CAN YOU SEE ME?
YES.
FINKLE, LISTEN TO ME.
I NEED YOU TO LAY LOW.
THE CRAZY
IS ONE QUARTER OVER
AND COMING IN QUICK.
IS HE COMING FROM
MY LEFT OR MY RIGHT?
STAY TO YOUR... LEFT.
SPENCER.
SPENCER.
AAH!
OH.
CAN YOU FUCKING STOP
THE SMOKE MACHINE, PLEASE?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, FINKS.
THIS IS MY BEST WORK.
OH, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
I THINK HE'S COMING BACK
FOR YOU.
FUCK. NO.
NO, YOU ANIMAL.
YOU SICK BASTARD.
PLEASE.
PLEASE, I'LL PAY YOU--
I'LL PAY YOU SOME MONEY.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
I GOT...
AHH, FINKLE.
FINKLE, FINKLE.
THE SACRIFICES YOU MADE.
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.
AHH.
HEY! HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU INJURED?
HERE. WE'RE GONNA GE OUT OF HERE.
JUST-- HEY, HEY!
IT'S OKAY, WE DON'T--
OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
PLEASE, PLEASE.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
SHOOT HIM.
SHOOT HIM!
YOU KILLED HER.
NO, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD.
HE'S A DAMN PSYCHO,
JUST LIKE HIM.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE
OR HE'LL--
OR HE'LL DO WHAT?
TAKE US OUT ONE BY ONE?
SEEMS TO ME
LIKE YOU'RE HELPING HIM.
YOU--
HOW DID YOU NOT WARN US?
SHE IS DEAD
AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.
HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I'M SORRY.
HE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID HE WILL LET ME LEAVE
IF I LURED YOU IN.
WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING US.
- NO.
- HE SAID THAT THE EVIL
THAT LIVES IN HIM,
LIVES IN YOU.
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.
WHAT? YOU HAD
YOUR MOBILE PHONE ON YOU
THIS WHOLE TIME?
THIS IS MY TRAP PHONE.
LOOK, I DON'T GOT SERVICE
DOWN HERE ANYWAYS.
IT JUST BUZZED!
-NO SIGNAL.
-INCOMING E-MAIL?
E-MAIL THE POLICE.
HOW THE HELL I'MA E-MAIL
THE POLICE?
LOOK, I'LL SEND I TO MY PAROLE OFFICER.
OKAY, DO IT.
I KNOW THE WAY AROUND HERE
THROUGH THE TUNNELS.
WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE.
AS LONG AS HE'S BREATHING,
WE'RE NOT SAFE.
I DON'T WANT TO GET HIM.
QUICK, LET'S GO.
I KNOW THE WAY AROUND THE EXIT.
LISTEN,
YOU'RE SAFER WITH US.
NO. NO ONE IS SAFE.
HE'S DEAD.
OH, THIS GUY IS GOOD.
WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU WATCH HIM.
GRAB THE GUN!
AAH!
COME ON.
NICE SHOOTING.
DO ME A FAVOR.
SEND IN ALL THE CARS
TO THE FRIGHT FES BECAUSE IF THIS ISN' SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A SICK JOKE,
WE GOT A MULTIPLE IN PROGRESS.
I STILL GOT IT.
I STILL GOT IT.
OH, GOD.
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A SECRET PASSAGE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
OH, FUCK. OH, GOD.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE.
HE NEVER TOLD US
WHERE THE ENTRANCE IS.
IMPROVISE.
WHAT?
GOD.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN DO THIS.
AAH!
OH, MY GOD.
-OH, MY GOD!
-WAIT, THAT'S IT.
-OH, MY GOD.
-THAT'S IT. MOVE.
-OH, GOD.
-NO.
OKAY, THE WINDOW.
OH, MY GOD!
AAH!
IT'S OVER.
CHECK THAT CAR!
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
COME ON, COME ON,
GET THIS OPEN.
LET'S GO, COME ON.
GET IT OPEN, GET IT OPEN!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?
DON'T TOUCH THIS THING!
IT'S LIVE!
COULD WE GET SOMEONE DOWN HERE
THAT CAN GET THIS THING OPEN?
OH, THE GOOD GUYS ARE HERE,
JUST IN TIME.
OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
WE ARE RESCUED.
WE'RE SAVED,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
THE CAVALRY.
AND YOU, I MEAN,
YOU ARE A HERO.
"FRIGHT FEST TWO: THE REALITY"
IS WHAT I'LL CALL
THE NEXT ONE, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
I'M SPENCER AND YOU'RE...
-MASON.
-MASON...
OH, THOSE KIDS OUT THERE.
THEY MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME.
I MEAN, THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES
FOR WHAT MAY BECOME
THE GREATEST HORROR FILM EVER.
YOU PEOPLE
WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
THE EVIL THAT LIVES
IN THIS PLACE.
OKAY.
OH, JESUS CHRIST,
IT'S A BLOODBATH.
MAKE SURE ALL THE INMATES
ON THAT TRANSFER VAN
ARE ACCOUNTED FOR.
YEAH, YEAH.
GO, GO, GO, GO!
GET OUT OF HERE!
TAKE CARE OF THEM.
DROP IT! DROP IT!
DROP IT!
PUT IT DOWN.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG MONSTER.