You know what
My first memory?
two
I feel special,
The first time defequei,
I cheered,
When we are drawing in crayon,
It was like a Picasso,
Golden Seals for everyone,
C + in Physical Education?
exemplary frequency?
Hey, here's 100 bucks,
When we got a new phase
in the game, we won the Olympics,
For children of my generation,
Strike three means one thing,
Take your base,
Care, world, here we go,
Subpack by:
LAPUMiA
Here it is, Closer, closer,
That,
Look at this,
You are so cute together,
Beautiful,
So, Jillian, Will told us
to start working
Johnson & Johnson,
This is fantastic!
Thanks,
Yes, I'm excited to get started,
Sales Analyst
It seems incredible,
Junior Sales Analyst,
But the "Junior" is only until Christmas,
And Will finally getting paid
in LA Weekly,
Very good, you two,
I know, I told you,
We are a power couple,
Will, here is a
little help to get started,
Thanks Dad, Thank you mom,
Will, I told you
which was my first job?
Tomato was stacking boxes
in a warehouse?
Exact,
It should be about 40 degrees
inside that warehouse,
- You know what made me endure?
- Air conditioning?
Air conditioning,
There was an office that had
loud air conditioning,
It was the warehouse supervisor,
And I told myself there:
I do not know how I'll do,
but I am able to that office,
That guy does not enfartou, Dad?
It was an aneurysm,
The point is that I worked
to be responsible for the entire network
of supplies from North America,
I am proof that there is nothing
you can not achieve,
Exactly,
And that's why I say
this bid LA Weekly
It is only a stepping stone for me
because it will dominate
the network editing them,
I have videos, live blog,
interactive content,
I am creating my brand,
Brand?
You spent the money
on a TV?
This is one of the largest TVs
available in the market today,
Seventy inches,
What?
You want to know why we are not
living together? Example A,
Hey, J it?
It was his sister at graduation?
- No,
- Are you sure?
I saw, like, hugging their parents
and giving to your dad a ,,,
I mean, can you give me
her phone?
That's iPerseguidor?
It is iProcurador,
if you can take care of your things,
What is iPerseguidor?
The iProcurador?
It's just an application
I'm developing,
Imagine you have someone who wants to find
but do not want to be found,
Like, there's a girl,
and called her a million times
and she never returns your calls?
My application allows you
send a text message
and receive the exact
person's location,
then there is no place to hide,
sister Jillian,
no where,
No, I will not give you her number,
I will find your sister,
You will end in iCadeia,
iEstuprado being,
And I will give account
iPerseguidor the IP,
You even have a job,
I have a business degree,
Unlike you,
I have marketing skills,
Unlike you, I have a job,
I have nine interviews this week,
Today is Morgan Stanley ,,,
And Great Pacific,
I love you all, Stay safe,
- Good luck, man,
- Good luck,
Excuse me, ma'am?
Would you like to join me?
Hello, we met?
I'm Jillian,
Stop bugging me, Charlie,
Just once, smoke with me,
Open an exception,
We're celebrating,
Charlie managed a job today,
McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Chemistry teacher
in high school,
I'm sorry for our future,
Take me from behind! Take me!
Hey, Brian,
Hi, Will, Look good, man,
We do not have a job for you,
What you mean?
I say that we do not have a job for you,
We decreased,
Yes, but I'm perfect
for employment,
Sorry, Will, Thank you very much,
Look, Brian, I have three episodes
ready to launch,
"Where to find
Best Steak Machaca "
"As Pedaling in Rio LA"
"Why is Ultimate
More complex than chess, "
You're not alone, I had to dispense
eight people last week,
Why did not you tell me?
Honestly, with everything going on here,
I just ,,, forgot,
Good,
You forgot?
I spent two summers
free inside
to have the job you expected
after graduating and you forgot?
I already told to all
on this job,
I told friends and family
and my parents about this job,
and you forgot?
Well, you know what, Brian?
You can not do that, man!
I deserve to be treated
better than this,
And I think you owe me
a little more than "forgotten,"
Will ,,,
I do not owe you anything,
System administrator? Do not,
Nuclear Piping Technician,
You do not have much experience
with pipe, so ,,,
I'm very, Charles,
Ask your mother,
Burn, Burn sick,
Administrator Assistance Unemployment,
Yes, do it, It will be ironic,
Is not it ironic if all the time,
You know what's all the time?
Blow in the bag and deaths,
Do not play dirty, man,
Dude, honestly I have no idea
about what it means,
Well, better find out soon,
The lease expires Friday,
I know,
I just need something to ensure the light
until I find the dream job,
I do not think can
monetizing masturbation,
Very good,
There's something in the hospital industry,
You have no
specialization in the medical field,
Have a gun in the drawer,
but probably will not need,
Okay, good night, boy,
There are black people on this boat!
I'm sorry,
You're the newbie?
- Yes, I'm new,
- Skeezy D,
Will,
Three bedrooms, Keep the change,
Girl, you better take good care of this guy,
He was in Vietnam,
Korea,
Between there and enjoy,
Hawkeye Pierce,
Hell,
Cheryl is one of my
best girls,
- Work hard?
- She is right,
Where to meet?
I met her on my last tour,
That was ,,, when?
Borders,
The Borders Bookstore?
Listen, man,
the business went bankrupt, beauty?
All were out of work,
I had to get out of there fast,
So why Skeezy D?
Men who hire prostitutes
They are not paying for sex, Will,
They are paying for danger,
they are paying
to feel alive,
Hey, motherfucker, better pay
my bitch who owes,
They are paying for a certain
joie de vivre,
Joie de vivre?
It's French,
I am not resisting arrest!
I am not resisting arrest,
I'm not!
Bitch had a deal!
I was renting rooms
for prostitutes?
Skeezy said they were here ,,,
No, this is not the kind of
establishment I have here,
Read the warning there, boy,
Says banned prostitution,
This certainly includes prostitutes,
You are fired,
Sorry, officer, I just need to be
more cautious with whom I contract,
- Do it,
- Yes, I will,
Thanks for everything, cop,
Sorry, kid, I Think
shit left for you, you know?
You got it!
You will be fine,
Son of a bitch,
Hey, Dad?
I need to ask you for money,
Will, you're an adult now,
I will not give you more money,
Father, what will I do?
You want me to sell
my body in the corner?
No more life lessons, man,
I'm broken,
I have no money for anything,
I lost my job,
Are you serious?
I'm afraid so,
What happened?
Apparently, I was so successful
optimization
the beverage production chain
I did, made my job obsolete,
So what will you do?
I'll get a job,
I follow methods,
I remain positive,
and in the meantime,
I can do all the tasks
for which I never had time,
GENTLEMEN RIVER CLUB
You have to live life together,
The top one percent,
here I go, babe,
Fantastic,
This guy got a job,
Called Top Deck Securities,
Beginning next month,
If I say well, I will be
making transactions in December,
From this point on, will be coffee
and cocaine to me, baby,
You give change for a dollar?
No, stay, you worked hard,
You have one
incredible amount of torque,
You deserve
so more money than that,
but I have a teacher's salary,
If you want to see the show, you have to pay,
No, I'm here for the free buffet,
The buffet is free because you should
They are spending money on me,
I think I found an opening,
Your friend has personality,
He is unemployed,
So pay it a dance in his lap,
Anime it,
Would you like to meet her one day,
Do not get pregnant,
Look, I have a girlfriend,
- Will!
- Oh no!
- So, are you looking for work?
- Yes,
What would you do if you won the lottery
and never have to work?
I do not know,
What is your passion?
What love do?
I like to do
funny videos on YouTube,
If enjoys making videos on YouTube,
why not try one
corporate job?
Corporate?
Yes, I do collaborations,
Listen, baby,
when you're starting,
It must be flexible,
You know what we do, Hamilton?
Stock transactions,
Wrong, We make money,
This is Hamilton,
It will be our scribe,
I had to resign
that other imbecile because,
good, I could not
look at his face,
Spend all your requests for him,
Wait, I have to meet requests?
- More than you think,
- That's right,
Cross the street,
Bring me three expressed,
Three tablespoons of sugar in each,
Not that Splenda, the true,
Go to Fatburger, bring double 12XL's
with extra cheese,
twelve chips with cheese,
nine milkshakes,
Go to 7-11, bring me 25 tickets
Lottery Black Cherry,
Fifteen Top Grand Prix,
You the scrapes,
From bottom to top, odd first,
Go! Go! Go!
And I better win!
What are you doing?
I need a sexy video of you,
I think not,
I have an appointment
to donate sperm,
What?
Your best idea to pay the rent
It is masturbating in a bowl?
I am a talented masturbator,
I will not know what's
there with you,
At school, you always had
a million things to do,
his energy was contagious,
It was what I loved you,
And now,
it seems that you are just
It is taken,
doing things in the meantime,
- Not you,,,
- I found a job counselor,
Oh really? A counselor?
And it excited me ,,,
about, you know, come up with a strategy
and she said to keep me flexible,
and so we decided to focus on
corporate work video,
I sent resume, interviews
should start next week,
Come here,
You remember the Ultimate Frisbee?
Not the District, the Regional?
My pass 45m pro Sullivan?
It was a cross ,,,
I do not know what we're talking about,
What I say is not to worry,
I'm at my best
when the going gets tough,
This is not school, Will,
Please, I need to be strengthened,
Thirty years a company,
An employee sees it,
and they see a dinosaur,
Well, I can not say
I do not agree with you,
- Fernando,
- Fernando,
- Is Fernando?
- Fernando,
You should do what you can
to pretend to be younger,
Starting with the beard,
A query image is
included in the Platinum package,
We will give you a position,
a place to go every morning,
we will make a resume video
that will put you ahead of the rest,
But all this
It is only a preparation
for the main event,
Wilheimer has a placement rate
85%, Mr, Davis,
How do you think we do this number?
- Well, I ,,,
- It's a rhetorical question,
While all are out there
wasting time
satisfying the average level
in Human Resources,
Wilheimer put you
in front of the person you
pull the trigger and hire you,
The decision-maker,
The decision-maker,
That's it,
- Liked it,
- Good?
To begin,
how much are we talking?
The platinum package
It is a single payment of $ 30,000,
Not serious,
how much are we talking?
Hello,
Hard day?
What?
Do not,
No, no,
A hard day's only a
great day that was not realized,
Well, then leave you on
with a little Rockin 'Moroccan,
It's cool,
I'm Cammy, What's your name?
- Roger,
- Understood,
To go, please,
Hello?
Hey love, how are you?
I am in the office,
The music, Yeah, well, I ,,,
It's ,,, it's ,,,
You know, Jerry, he is
trying to cheer ,,,
I have to go back
for the meeting, dear
I see you in a few hours, okay?
Love you too, Kiss,
It was my wife,
Well, look, we have free WiFi
and taken three pins available,
So,,,
And do not worry, Rog,
No one here has a job,
Thank you,
Children can begin,
The objective of this experiment
It is to create a uniform coating,
No other singe
and without cold spots,
I'm serious, Dijon,
And remember, do not look
to the flame for a long time,
because ,,, will steal your soul,
Let me see,
It is close to perfection,
Mr, Baxter?
Stop calling me that way!
It's Charlie, all right?
Okay ,,, Charlie?
For all our experiments
involve making food?
I get the munchies
after the break,
Any more questions,
Sergeant Buzzkill?
Do not,
- Mr, Baxter?
- It's Charlie!
My basketball coach
the sixth year resigned,
Are you interested in the job?
Sorry, I look like someone
that is with a lot of free time?
Are extra hundred a week,
They thrive under my umbrella!
WILHEIMER GROUP
Tanya Sellers, human resources,
Sorry for taking so long to return,
We received about a thousand resumes
for the videographer position,
I was glad you called,
Katherine Dunn oversees
Our video services, but
it is in China
in a conference
then you will get a direct flight
to the decision-maker in person,
Lawrence Wilheimer,
He is a legend in business integration,
He revolutionized the game,
- Make sure to check your package,
- Your retirement?
The package-package it,
He is well-endowed like a minotaur,
Thick,
William Davis?
Yes sir,
Extensive experience in all aspects
video production?
Could you elaborate more?
Well, sir, for the past seven years,
I have been producing original content
videos to YouTube,
- YouTube?
- Yes sir,
I think YouTube
It is the perfect training
to produce curricula video
that really stand out,
And customers executives firm
South Carolina
They deserve this type of curriculum,
Those who hold the attention
the employer and the handling,
even if they say "I give up,"
Then hire William Davis
and your customers will ,,,
Hire William Davis and their customers
will stand out above the rest of ,,,
I'm sorry for that,
Hire William Davis
and your customers will be highlighted
and this is what you want, right?
My girlfriend and I are
having a fight, Mind if I ,,,
What could be more important?
Thank you sir,
That's what I said,
And I sent,
So where were we?
I was showing you the door,
Mr, Davis, It's there,
Right, Thank you,
Look, sir, I mean, I do not think,
do not know
if this is appropriate to the subject
you're looking for,
but I think this
demonstrates my skills
to recognize what is unique
on an individual and as
use it to market,
What is your business philosophy?
It's all
consumer satisfaction,
We are basically a factory
Burlington coats, Hookers,
I sluts custom,
Did you understand what I said,
For $ 5,99 you can book a whore,
Hey, be careful with that, man,
I really do not like those guys,
- Do not trust them,
- Watch your digital,
Really dude? It's a hell of a TV,
What's up man?
- Thank you, Thank you bro,
- Use an HDMI cable, Do not use,,,
Take care of my TV, bro,
- Hello, this is Will,
- Will, Tanya, the Wilheimer,
- Are you calling for my interview?
- Of course,
- Mr, Wilheimer charging fees?
- You're in, player!
- What?
- You are in,
starting salary of $ 26,000, benefits
partial health after 90 days,
Calm, saying that I have a job?
- That's what I'm saying,
- Oh, you, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Stop it!
Hello? I have good news,
Tell Will he have the job
so pass the drug test,
drug test?
In multiple choice?
- Will,
- How are you, father?
- What's it?
- I got a job,
That's great!
I know, It is a place called Wilheimer,
They enter the labor,
I know, I heard good things,
I just need one thing,
and I am ready to go,
You have smoked marijuana?
I am an occasional user,
I never smoke and drive,
You want me to pee in that bottle
to pass a drug test?
Damn it!
Father, I have no one to ask,
I'm hanging by a thread with Jillian,
plus they can detect gender,
Ethan is sick, Luke is not pure
and Charlie is radioactive,
What should I do?
Get new friends,
I have a job
A real job in a real company,
the type of job that comes
asking me to have for years,
and if I do not get a
immaculate urine mug,
is the return to the dole,
It's what you want?
No, it's not what I want,
Know this,
Just do not feel good about doing it,
- Air-conditioning, so ,,,
- No,
It was about 40 degrees that warehouse,
you did what you needed
to get out of that ground,
That's what I'm doing,
That's what I'm doing,
I'm doing what I said,
- What happened to you?
- A strain,
Pounding that pussy,
Sending see it, is not it?
No, I was at the gym,
Sending see the weights,
Okay, ready to make it rain?
Ready as ever,
What are you doing?
It is necessary for me to stay here
if you try some noise,
Okay, will enter the cabin
also with me?
No cabin, baby,
You'll have to put it out right here,
I'll be right back, listening closely,
Okay, I'm shy bladder,
It's a shame, because you have
30 seconds, from now on,
If you are having difficulty,
think of waterfalls,
Or fire hoses,
strong gushing water,
Twenty-two, twenty one ,,,
Think of things ,,, gushing,
Or squirting,
Eighteen, seventeen ,,,
You know, I'm a ejaculatory,
but only if I am
comfortable with the guy,
Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five ,,,
That's enough, I'm coming,
I managed,
Hi-ho, Silver!
My God,
Wow,
Face,,,
I should get a job more
- That's right,
- That's right,
It was amazing,
I have something else for you,
- From behind?
- Yes,
- I'll put my belt,
- Right,
You will love,
What is it?
I can see?
Yes of course,
Oh, dear,
My skill set allows me
seamlessly integrate
a range of management structures,
which makes me highly qualified
for the current market,
I found that dealing with people
It was my main talent,
I have a lot of charisma ,,,
A common man sees everything as
a blessing or a curse,
A warrior faces a challenge,
Who are you?
exciting material,
Yes, fascinating,
Just follow the script and will do well,
Customers choose between
three funds, Horizons,
also has office
and bookcase,
Office and bookcase, right,
I made a video here once,
and I was not the only one,
Okay, Thank you, Thank you,
Sr, Wilheimer, I would
thank you for the opportunity,
Well, we are always looking for
new talent, Will,
Just one thing:
You could put me in touch
with the guy of your video?
Yes, sir, in six months to a year,
depending on good behavior,
What the hell? What the hell?
How can you be so bad?
Ball,
Right,
Kwan, let's review the basics,
Pass and go!
Jesus Christ,
Very important,
someone has shown you
how to set the vision?
No,
Prepare to bring pain,
Hamilton?
Come,
This is the essence of deer,
I use it in the forest when I hunt,
I use here
when I think the clerk
You are ready for your own table,
- Drink it,
- Money talks!
Hang on,
Go ahead and let him
make your own choice,
You want your own table?
Or you want to be a clerk
the rest of your life?
Your decision,
I bet drinking deer semen
deer semen?
Drink, Drink deer semen
deer semen
deer semen!
I think it's coming back,
$ 500 which he will vomit,
Breathe,
I taste like?
It tastes like nuts?
Is Bambi juice,
Give to me,
Lets roll,
Great,
You saw the arch that made?
You can not do anything, sucker,
Okay, people, you will want
pause to see this,
What are you doing?
- What's up man?
- It is a game of Halo,
I have something to show you,
Come on, get out!
It better be good,
My God,
Man, I thought more bottles
in my chemistry class,
I put my little ones
to work,
Nice,
What's the special occasion?
- We're celebrating my desk,
- That's right,
- And I buying an island,
- You are not buying an island,
- No?
- No,
Because I met someone who knows
partner of Warren Buffet,
I will offer it some
shares of my company
in exchange for the Warren Buffet cell,
I will use the iProcurador in Warren Buffet,
will get access to billions of dollars
in venture capital,
I buy my island
and I popularei with porn stars,
Forgiveness for having doubted,
No, you did not know the plan,
I did not know the plan,
Rick, how are you, man?
Will, this is Katherine Dunn,
Services Vice-President,
It is good to have her back,
Prepare to be amazed,
because I'll take the video resumes
to another level, all right?
Ready?
People think that counters
is a bunch of nerds,
but I am a jazz lover,
I like to think that the tax code
It is my instrument,
I'm Tom Wilson,
the TomWilsonContador with
It was somewhat shocking,
So what we think?
I think it makes him younger,
Yes, so far, I thought Tom
a total rumor,
This is a firm
professional insertion, Mr Davis,
no MTV,
Yes, no one will hire this guy
because of his personality,
It needs to look professional,
Everyone always liked
the old curriculum, so ,,,
It seems that you mistook this video
as an opportunity to express
yourself, Mr Davis,
From now on, you will follow
the protocol to the letter,
Yes, I found the protocol
a bit limiter,
I wrote the protocol, Mr Davis,
And while I have you here,
there are some problems of conduct
that apparently need explanation,
you keep
a professional look,
This means a suit and a tie,
No tennis,
No khakis,
It does not mean that
rag poorly washed calling shirt,
Got it,
Understood?
Understood?
AND,,,
While I was out, I received
several of your emails "for All"
They were unsuitable,
offensive,
and above all,
some bland,
No one wants a slipper
birthday to you, Mr Davis,
And finally,
I looked
on your Facebook page
and I came across this sordid image,
I was there for the buffet,
You are an employee
this company, Mr Davis,
Your behavior must match
exactly with the firm's standards
Executive Insert Wilheimer,
Understood?
- Understood,
- Understood?
Understood,
Hi, Pearl, Roger Davis,
Mr, Gentry is?
He's not? It's all right,
Do you know if he has already made a
look at my resume?
Regional Distribution Manager,
Scanner Division and Disk Copy?
No,
Right,
Do you know if he received the shipment
Coffee Rockin 'Moroccan that ,,,
Hello?
Hello, buddy,
Come into my office,
Cammy, come here,
This is Will,
Will, this is my friend Cammy,
Hi, Will, How's work?
- Good,
- Nice,
Father, what have you done with your beard?
Well, I lost two jobs in a week
for people in their 30s,
Cammy then volunteered to
make me look ten years younger,
Dye Crow Gothic, what do you think?
IT IS,
Cammy, you have helped
he posts on Twitter?
Rog does not need any help,
IT IS? I think Rog need
a little help,
"My friend Jim lost
his mother yesterday, RS, Jim, "
What? "Roger feels" for your loss,
All right, you want another, Rog?
Can bring,
A to Will Also, please
- Yes
- I'm okay to be who you are,
So what?
Well, my supervisor came back and she
is a walk in total bag,
I mean, she's teasing
my emails, my Facebook,
I dress in front of everyone,
It was humiliating,
Wait, that's not how you dress
at work, is it?
Father, I am the face of the video,
Who cares how I dress?
Look, stop a bit, okay?
Take a second,
Your customers pay
$ 30,000 for their services,
They care about how you dress,
You need to fit
in their standards, not the opposite,
And the fact that you can not
understand is that is intriguing,
What's up with you?
What's wrong with me is that I sent
hundreds of resumes
and I got only three interviews,
What's wrong with me is that I do not want
you hear whimpering
his boss makes him act
professionally,
That's what's wrong with me,
Okay, Dad, Excuse me
to say how I feel,
I did not know why
I have a job, and you do not,
you do not listen to me,
I'm listening, but all I hear
is spoiled brat claim!
Right,
You look like Billy Mays,
- I look like Willie Mays?
- You look like Billy Mays,
Who is Billy Mays?
If you are talking about someone, make it clear!
What do you think?
sexy,
Very, very sexy,
They are Prada,
It costs $ 779,
I know, I just ,,,
Just wanted
They take me seriously at work,
All you are serious,
- You take?
- Yes, they take,
In the second year,
we are training
Ultimate Frisbee in the lounge,
Ethan comes in and says
there is a problem
I need to solve
on the floor below,
So I go down the stairs
and I see this
small person pajamas
and slippers, and she is very brave,
I was trying to study,
The moment I saw you, I knew
you were someone to take seriously,
What will respect
to work, Will?
The Buffet Mode
Have a great day, boys,
TACOS SNACKS
It's raining in earnest,
- Look at you,
- Yeah, right?
Look at you,
Yes it is,
- It's cool,
- Thank you,
Well, there's something good here?
Everything is good here,
- Same?
- Yes,
I wanted two pork burritos with
beans, four steaks and two beers,
What are you doing?
- I am paying,,,
- No, today's on me,
This was my first machaca steak,
Great,
Father,,,
Sorry about last week,
And me too,
Can bring us beer, please?
Two shots of tequila?
Let chapar,
Cheers,
Drink it,
Damn it,
- Saw?
- It's all right,
Father knows why
we doing this?
- Because?
- We're doing this for ,,,
What's his name? Your,,,
My boss? James Gentry,
The decision-maker,
Okay, so James Gentry
you know who you are,
Yes,
Who I am?
You are a great man,
You supported me all my life, father,
Let me return the favor, Please
- Right,
- Right,
Ready?
- Do it again, that means no,
- Right,
I'll start recording,
Go,
My name is Roger Davis,
I am very punctual, true,
God, I'm terrible at it,
God,
I need to do something productive,
Something of value,
That's what really matters,
You know that the work has always been
More important to me
than for anyone I know,
It's just, I love,
I love,
I just need to get
and see employers understand?
Mano a mano, and if they can
just know me,
just a little,
then they will know
why should they hire me,
This is the goal,
This is the goal,
Oh, sorry,
I am philosophizing here,
Okay, we need to do this,
Right,
No, we did,
- No, I'll try,
- Father, another time,
Right,
- If I drink more of these ,,,
- No,
- This is not going anywhere,
- We still have six more,
Yes,
You did that on purpose, did not you?
- Certainly!
- You did,
You too,
Good afternoon, Mr, Buffet
Wow,
You must be thinking how I knew
that would be in the city,
As you read in L, A, Times?
Indeed, by use
GPS triangulation,
my application, iProcurador,
It allowed me to send you a message
and get back
its exact location
Bringing me here to this cabin,
That's incredible,
You know, Foursquare already does this, right?
No, you did not understand,
Foursquare allows you
tell others where you are,
My app tell me where you are,
even if you do not want me to know,
It's a revolution, sir, all right?
I'm telling you,
if you say yes right now,
I promise to you
50-50 in our company,
60-40,
You bargain high, sir,
65-35, Last offer,
You know,
Liked it,
Liked?
Let me tell my team,
My God!
I knew I would like it!
You are the Oracle of Omaha!
You are a visionary like me, sir,
this is amazing, this is ,,,
What is it?
What the hell?
Who has security
while defecates?
What the hell is wrong
with you, Buffet?
You can not hide the iPerseguidor!
Buffet!
Double dose of white chocolate mocha
with extra cream,
Where are we in the video Frederick?
Scheduled for tomorrow afternoon,
I was relying on a
particular time tomorrow afternoon,
Say no more,
I will be today until late
and show you
early tomorrow
Will?
There will be changes here,
Changes?
I'm taking the Wilheimer
21 Century,
There will be a new post,
Vice president
Corporate Communications,
Keep up the good work
and the vice president will be you,
- Hi, Fernando,
- Fernando,
- Pardon?
- Fernando,
Fernando, right, Tanya said
I should talk to you,
About what?
I have extra work I need to do
tonight and need help,
You want me to do
your work for you?
No, no! What I'm saying is
she said I should
talk to you about, you know ,,,
I have ADD,
Did you know that there are
two Fernandos in this office?
Fernando Little,
Director of Client Services,
Leader of Sales Division
three years ago,
and Fernando, the caretaker,
My mother, she's a psychiatrist,
I leave you on
what you need,
These are drugs,
I saw you last night,
With your father,
Do not tell anyone, right?
It was close to my father,
Your words,
they touched me,
I'll take this to my grave,
Now, someone with extra work,
- I recommend ,,,
- Dexedrine,
sexy,
I found that dealing with people
It was my greatest talent,
Then he would deliver ,,,
He began delivering ,,,
and finally,,,
And then finally ,,,
Because I have a lot of charisma,
My only ,,, my only ,,,
Make me different,
Highly trained,
Highly qualified for the market,
Lawrence Wildheimer am and I am old,
I do not understand technology
because I'm old,
It will then clear the history
my browser every day,
Who is the decision maker?
- You, You, You,
- That's it,
- Will Davis,
- Face,
- You viralizou,
- What?
Your video has over Skeezy
114,000 views on YouTube,
YouTube?
- Yes, YouTube,
- YouTube?
It is YouTube,
I'm saying it wrong?
- Yes, YouTube is YouTube,
- Is YouTube, right?
Is YouTube, Will!
I structured my business
over the same echo model
as Ben and Jerry,
You know what I'm saying,
the whores go to the pimp
with better
desktop, right?
So we have free trial
STD free condoms ,,,
I'm viral! That! Damn it!
,,, And even dental plan! You can not
have edentulous sluts!
Great opportunity for you !!
Call me!!!!! Lon Zimmet
How much do you know
about us as a company, Will?
Absolutely nothing,
Well, join the club, brother,
This will fix,
Spray Soft Body?
When children lay it, I want
know that pass a message,
- Guess what that message is?
- I am cool,
- No, the message is:"I want to have sex,"
- Oh, man, beauty,
Or be fucked,
Lon, still do not know exactly
why I'm here,
Why are you here?
I'll tell you why you're here,
You are here because I want
you lead our
Viral and Internet market,
You are offering me a job?
I saw the video of the D and he Skeezy
I turned my head,
I was up all night,
I could not sleep watching the video
again and again,
screaming at the TV, "tell me
whatever I buy? "
Yes, Gall that monkey,
Flay, flay this monkey, Yes!
She's my niece,
Okay, that salary level
we are talking?
Okay, can I pay you $ 22,000,
It is not much,
Will,
we are advertising to children
that they were triple irony in the garden,
is that you,
you are so ironic
that went all the way
back to authenticity,
You irontntico, face,
It irontntico,
"Irontntico"
Ding-dong, Down,
What are you doing?
Will, if you told me to
toasting all our marketing money
on a billboard
with nothing more than photos
thick sticks, filled with veins,
I would do,
I would do everything I say,
Tell me what to do, man,
Guess who's amazing, I am,
Will is amazing, I could,
I was promoted, baby, I did exactly ,,,
There you are,
I did exactly what you told me,
I went up a lot, and I
great news for us,
I was fired,
What?
I got fired today,
They called me in Human Resources
and I thought it would be promoted,
It's how I am stupid,
It is not stupid,
Yes I am,
I owe $ 90,000 and spent $ 779
in a pair of shoes,
It's gonna be okay,
- It's gonna be okay,
- No no go,
As will be okay?
Because you,,,
You will get another job,
Come here,
Sorry, Will,
What you,,,
What are we celebrating?
Katherine will promote me,
That's great,
At least one of us
has a career, is not it?
Come here,
That's great,
What will I do for rent?
Hey, mate,
For your information, we leave
pornography home, get used to,
The week started bad,
My compensation is over,
the mortgage won,
I exhausted my savings,
and then, on Tuesday,
finally I got
an interview with Xerox,
So I went there
and trashed,
I mean, it was the kind of interview
with which you dream,
I mean, I was so good to remember
crying in the elevator, and I knew
that would send me to the Gentry,
I finally knew
would know the decision maker,
And since then,
anything,
Zero,
I need the bathroom key,
Excuse me,
Oh, Cammy,
How do I get to James Gentry?
I sent e-mail, text message,
Twitter,
I called his house,
I spoke to his wife,
- You called his house?
- Well, the conversation was quick,
Dinner time,
He was accompanied
But I think I spent a good impression,
Maybe you should focus
more than one type of employment,
I'm so perfect for this job,
I just need to stay on
the guy who can
pull the trigger and hire me,
It's time for ABC!
One way or another, have to
get to the decision maker,
Yes,
James Gentry, get ready to
know Roger Davis,
Hello,
Hey man,
Listen to the latest tweet from my father,
"It ends today, ABC means:
Now I seek Confusion "
"Roger Davis, symbol
better than James Gentry "
What does that mean?
I do not know, man, but it sounded threatening,
Yes, definitely it did not sound good,
Yes, that's bad, look, Luke,
we have to find my father,
Okay, here I go,
In Thursday with Spring,
in front of 101, large gray building,
ROGER DAVIS
CURRICULUM IN VIDEO
Excuse me sir?
Enter the counter, please?
Oh, right,
Okay, I'll take care of that in a second,
See you later,
- Good afternoon,
- Good afternoon,
Roger Davis, I am here
to see James Gentry,
You can subscribe here
Sir?
I need you to exit the building,
Right,
Or how about this?
How about I do not go anywhere
to see the decision-maker?
Katherine?
- Sr, Wilheimer?
- How are you?
Look, family emergency,
need to leave early,
It's starting
the meeting Fredericks,
How important I be there?
How important it is to continue
with your job?
Katherine, forgiveness,
My father needs me,
Output closer, everyone!
Go, friend,
10:00 am
Wait, you rang the alarm for me?
Go to your daddy,
- Get in the car,
- Hurry up!
- It's in the Millennium Plaza,
- What?
As you know?
IPerseguidor, scoundrel,
Can not wait here, sir,
Why not find a Starbucks?
Why not find a
Suck-my-paubucks?
Excuse me,
That was unnecessary,
- Where are we going?
- You mean he's around here?
- Split up, Go, go, Let's go!
- It's not funny,
,,, But I would say that
if you call Pearl,
Pearl knows me, and she will ,,,
Just say is Roger Davis ,,,
It's my father,
Will!
What you have done done, you can leave it,
I promise to take you home,
Look, please, sir,
do not constrain more
Please,
Go ahead, Mr, Davis,
Thank you,
Wait a minute, is Gentry!
It is he, the decision-maker,
I will break you,
Father!
Go!
I was captain of my
Ultimate Frisbee team,
- Shut up,
- Right,
Hold, hold,
Hold, hold, Thank you,
No,
Hold, hold,
Mr, Gentry, my name is Roger Davis,
Stay away from me,
I call security,
They know I'm here,
Now, sir,
I know you must think I'm crazy,
I'm not crazy,
I'm just a man moved
by despair for months and months
rejection and indifference,
I am a human being
asking for an opportunity
to tell you face to face
why I think it would be
great for the company,
This is my resume,
My son did,
Because I?
Because you, sir,
It is the decision-maker,
What happened?
I got an interview,
- Nice!
- Yes!
- Great!
- Yes!
There can be only one,
Katherine wants to see you
in her office,
A blowjob?
What? No,
What is wrong with you?
I'm very bored,
Not a glorious day?
What's glorious?
I got rid of this dead weight company,
We are leaner and bread-hard,
This is a contract,
Which is?
You are the Vice-President
Corporate Communications,
His salary is $ 52,000,
52,000?
You will do the work of three people,
Get used to dine at your desk,
Now that I took care of you,
It was easier to promote yourself
than training someone new,
Just do not forget who you promoted,
- Yes,
- Come here,
I'm your owner, Mr Davis,
To work, Vice-President,
Where are you?
Paus await you !! lon
I need an answer!
Stop cock-block me !! lon
Yes,
- Why massaging my girlfriend?
- Do not take her concentration!
She's almost there
Trophy of the Living Legend,
This is insane, man,
She's bloodlust,
- Bloodlust,
- Your girlfriend is a prodigy!
Give me a drink,
You light, Lights for her,
- "Give me a drink"?
- What has gotten into you?
I lost half a million dollars today,
I'm screwed,
All disappointed, man,
Disappointed Tyler Perry, Oprah,
Barack Obama, Barack Obama disappointed,
I'm screwed, man,
- Continues,
- I got it,
You do not understand,
You do not understand,
I drank deer semen!
- Skirt!
- Out of the way!
Jillian, I can talk to you
one second?
It's all right,
Endgame, suckers,
What are you doing? Can not
do that! You can not pull the cable!
Vaiem not me, you do not ,,,
No vaiem, Stop booing me!
I'm surprised at you, Will,
Get out of here,
Trauma sudden can damage the LED,
Wait, come here, save me,
save me, I do not ,,,
Give me a drink,
Trago coming,
Sure, Jillian,
I need you to get up,
My God,
Bring bacon, honey,
Damn, let's eat bacon now,
Mr, Diller?
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
have spoiled everything,
Thanks for the opportunity and ,,,
Sorry to disappoint you,
Where do you think you're going?
Sit down,
Which generation of pussies
you came anyway?
Never apologize, never, never,
quarter past eleven
You set fire to the house,
rolls up his sleeves
and builds a new,
Now, go back to there
and try to make money, understand?
Go,
Yes, it will never happen again,
Thank you very much,
Shit,
Send the guard in,
Come here, Make a circle,
Right,
I know not yet won a game,
but we lost by less and less,
And I know that two of their best
They had lice,
I'm saying
that today we have a chance,
A chance to win,
A chance for redemption,
Greeting,
Victory in three
One two Three,
Victory!
HOUSE 11
VISITORS 38
Great season,
you gave blood,
They managed,
All are winners,
We are so proud of you,
Next year, no score, right?
Right,
Here we go,
No! No trophies,
No! No trophies,
No trophies this year,
We always won trophies,
Trophies mean nothing
unless they deserve,
They are just pieces of plastic,
look,
No!
My childhood bedroom is
filled to the ceiling trophies
and I have not won anything in my life!
You would have to have
born already comatose
to do as little
I as in life,
- Excuse,
- Listen, stop, stop,
Listen to me, Listen, boys,
Listen to me,
I lost five years of my life
practically living
dyed in a sofa sperm,
I smoked marijuana $ 200 per week
I used the same pair of socks
for so long
the fabric stocking
It has become literally
one with the skin of my little finger,
It's because?
Because?
Because when I was growing up,
They gave me trophies for losing,
See what I mean?
No trophies, Sam,
Kwan, no trophies,
- No trophies!
- No trophies,
No trophies! No trophies!
Thank you, Charlie,
Do not call me Charlie,
Call me Coach,
- This place is offensive,
- I know,
- Do pornography everywhere,
- I know,
Look, it's only temporary,
I have a good steady job now,
I do not want agorar,
but they are talking about
The Employee of the Month,
I do not think it's something
people still do,
Still is, and will get,
For us,
What I am saying
It is that all will be well,
Will, this is your girlfriend?
Jillian, this is Katherine Dunn,
- Hello,
- Hello, Jillian,
I think Jillian should
thank me, do not you think?
- Thank her for what?
- Whereby?
Whereby?
For turning you in charge
working bee you are,
- It was very good to meet you,
- Equally,
Enjoy the party, children,
I know, but she
He made me Vice President,
All signed,
I just need to deliver,
Where did you find it?
I called Lon Zimmet,
He spoke directly to you and used
the word "stick" thousands of times,
Yeah, he does that,
I need to tell you something,
12:00 pm
What?
I'm 22 years and I have no idea
what I'll do
with the rest of my life!
And I'm okay with that,
I have much to offer the world and
this is just the beginning and
if you want a job
in a start-up suspected
that does not offer you anything
plus stock options
it is a dream,
then you should do it!
You know maybe
we may not be geniuses,
we are not
the brightest generation, so what?
Are our lives, and we
enjoy the best of them!
I love you, Jillian,
Come, come, do not be shy,
Katherine, I can speak
to you for a second?
Of course,
I would like to thank you
for this opportunity,
It was a pleasure,
But the job, he is not
really for me,
- Is playing,
- No,
I quit,
Brat into,
What is? Will play house
with that his ugly girlfriend?
- Maybe yes,
- Maybe you go?
But let me tell you something, you will not,
because you will not
a job, all right?
So I want you to prepare for how
the feeling of being unemployed
because now on,
I will do everything in my power
to ensure that you never
work in this city,
Put this in your Facebook,
WILHEIMER GROUP
That,
This, I must put
my shelf here, sir?
Yes, it could?
I found that working late
and thought it would be a good opportunity
to be able to express myself,
- I make the decisions!
- I say ,,,!
- I make the decisions!
- I say ,,,!
Merry Christmas,
Take this stick minotaur!
It's hard out there?
No doubt,
But all need a job,
So what to do?
Drink, drink, drink!
Find jobs
you were born to do,
Work hard to achieve it,
Never stop believing,
Never give up,
Hello,
Skeezy D blowing up the Internet,
All coming to me and saying:
"How can I have the style Skeezy?"
Look,
SWEA Sweat Get your sex,
It's so thick!
Wonderful,
Will,
I would like to officially give you
welcome to sweat team
Thanks, Lon,
but I must decline your offer,
What?
I started my own
production company,
but I would be honored to Sweat
was my first client,
In other words,
not only feel special
Be special,
You love your wife?
Of course yes,
But when she tells you
to go shopping,
how do you know that it actually will not
a sordid motel like this?
- Hello Love,
- Hello,
Her husband says she is
working late?
What kind of work
we are really talking about?
Jezebel, Peque me,
Come and join the most
150,000 satisfied customers
who used iPerseguidor,
Let your loved ones
know that you care
never leaving leaving
your virtual visual field,
And cut!
- We did it,
- Nice!
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