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Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006)
Bardone !
I knew you'd save me! Sorry I'm late, but I had to break through the jungle... To set a fuse, find the secret lab and save you. What we have before they come and blow us all? Let's not talk about killing... may have another 30 minutes before they kill us who seek to kill. Melting when you touch me like that. Make love to me Bardo. - If you already have to die, let it be a in the second lap. Cut! Thank God! You hinted extra scene, Ted? Muffin, honey... This is the extended DVD version. We really need those extra, previously not viewed minutes. Audience '' and requires extra effort'' accessories. Really, Ted? I thought that was your idea of ??Appendix for DVD... additional animated menu? Well... i did... But people are almost begun to to complain. Well, do not blame them. I seriously... etvorominutna love scene? No reason? Come on... I better get back to dza bu, stiptiz poker. It is not enough sounded tense but anyway... leave record. Ted, I think we need another shot. Yes... we will do a close up and assistant will to read to you. Assistants? Why? Why? Why? Because Muffin Baker stars. The people paying to see it. A Muffin Bejkers text does not say off camera. This is why! Okay folks, let the bards monologue about the burning huts with orphans. Come on, folks, let's go, let's go! Bardo III, scene 15 the second time. How's my line? Damn... - Cut! Is my life could be worse? I'm doing terribly funny scenario to scenario... Here's a scenario for your next film g-Dice Baker. '' Only'' for your thong? The story of Colonel Sanders? Do they think I am? PARE meat? Anyway, here's a telegram for you, according to your Uncle Sajlus suddenly died... Finally! Things are starting to improve. Thank you Mr. Baker dice! Do all to dump the one place, kid. Dear Muffin Baker, (stop) Sajlus your uncle died... (stop) must come immediately. (Stop) Testament Reading this weekend. (Stop) Stop to stop talking. (Stop) I scroll immediately. Aribald Vajzenhajmer III. By Authorized attorney. And! Money from a dead man! Maybe you inherited a part of the ancient heritage Sajlusa, my dear. But will not be easy to get hold of him when is Aribald Vajzenhajmer concerned. He's an evil man that nothing will stop to surrender the entire legacy its kerci... Still, I never not like. A, and it would be nice to have someone new for persecution, for a change... Enjoy your visit home in the Raven'''' Muffin Baker. Vrebau you. Muffin! Honey! 're Home? Still ask my dear! Here. Just the way you like. - Muffin? Is everything all right? Did someone die? Well, actually, it is! Someone you know? - My rich cousin, Sajlus Davenport. One without children. Is that a good thing... or bad? They invited me to go to'' raven'' This weekend's reading of the will. Not think so, and we still have 2 days shooting for the film. Can not. Well, can not we a couple of days rest and the movie ends next week? Absolutely not! That would set me back about ... $ 250! Who's gonna pay for that? I can not afford that! You would not you? Uncle's estate is worth over $ 3 million! That would cover the costs, delayed film, a left over to the new film. If you want? It sounds very, very tempting. But I'll have a bit to think about it. Do you think? Yeah... think hard... ... very hard. Been done, sir. Excellent. So it has received my telegram. I am confident that the immediately supplied. Then we believe that nothing will stop you to a small bird of prey from coming to the reading of the will of a deceased uncle Sajlusa? None Then everything exactly as I planned . Sajlusom testament is that it has to attend in person, reading... Or otherwise, the process inherits including mine, will be null and void. In other words? - In other words, if it appears in a play, I'll be completely off. It is very clever of Mr. Cyrus. Yes, very clever, Yep... His will says that she has to come here in one piece... but says he has to stay in one piece! You are evil-calculated, kvarljivac, sir. This is the nicest you've ever said Marsh. Go we now heat the seat of the car . My ass is igolica. Do you hear me, my dear Sajluse? I bet you can. Pouj this! I would be much trusted in little Muffin Baker! Something tells me she will not a penny to succeed! Suck the marrow, Areia! But I still can not thwart your evil plans in the meantime. Nice try Sajluse! But I I do not believe in ghosts! It's not a hoarder! I'll see you later, Areia! One more try Sajluse and prosuu in the sand for cats! Do not believe me? Just Try! I'm so glad you decided you to come with me. This could have been a very boring weekend , I'm alone. If it is true what you told me about property of your uncle... I would not have missed it for anything... Big creepy house, lightning and thunder ! French maid, small thong. - Do not worry, everything just so. Uncle has always delved into the darker depths society, if you get my drift. His old friend and lawyer, Aribald Vajzenhajmer? He always hated my side of the family . Even now, he is probably conspired to kill me. Here's my plan to kill Muffin Baker! You always tweak the last detail. I, but not completely. No one knows where Sajlus hid his money. Secret can be detected only when all members of his family expensive to reading of the will. I can not wait. Check it is! You really think you can inherit this whole place? Who knows, maybe. Uncle Sajlus I was very attached . Usually I was plucked to knee for several hours. Nice. In fact, sometimes it is not standing and when I asked him. Hopping... hopping... It was a bit strange... Thanks for the information. Are we going to see Is there anybody in there? OK. Do? Oh, Miss Baker. - Hi, Marsh. We're about Uncle Sajlusa. I guess you've heard, do you? Well he did not, he lives here! Yeah, I got Mr. Sajlusa. It's painful to even. Hi, I'm Ted. Ted Wood. Ted? Ted Wood? Am I wrong, or is: Ms. Baker supposed to travel alone? Well, Marsh. If that is your real name? '' The more vivid'' at least I say so. Please, enter. Thank you. Your coat, sir. - Of course that's my coat. Well, Mars, if the house is still '' haunted''? Yes... it is. Well, Marsh. How so ugladen character as I finished in such a place like kuerina as the'''' Gavrilov. Well, let me tell you... Smarao I was like a dog, while I was sitting with bass, I drove around in my Jugiu, stomped it to the floor and shooting each women who sell... Then I saw something that made me lieth end, began some black smoke to Euros under the hood, so I parked next to the cemetery, the side of the road. I have DIPA zombies, vampires Ripa , and bats are flying in the sky! Appeared with female breasts, big as the moon, werewolf with bouffant hair! I threw the spirit of a finger, said I do not play the cross, in a place that's not helping! Well it to the max spark for Gavrilovo''''! I have DIPA zombies, vampires Ripa , and bats are flying in the sky! Appeared with female breasts, big as the moon, werewolf with bouffant hair! I threw the spirit of a finger, said I do not play the cross, in a place that's not helping! Well it to the max spark for Gavrilovo''''! Gavrilovo it, bazenii, movie stars. I've been here since then. Sounded to me that I heard the front door. Muffin, looking lovelier than ever! Thank Areia. This is my fiance, Ted. Lovely to meet you fella! Aribald Vajzenhajmer. This must have been a terrible shock . It is to suddenly. So I was told. What happened? Cleaned her his knife. And he pulled the trigger. How tragic! Yes, the real horror... to call my daughter. Tata You called? - Yes, dear. This is: Ms. Baker and her boyfriend. Hi, Muffin! Finally got here! Ted, this is my daughter, Evelyn. Hello, gorgeous! It is readily excites. Yes, but we're all family. - Exactly! I believe you have a lot of questions about the property. I think that brandy chased the chill from your bones. Prepare a guest room. - Here Now. Fjua is kuepaziteljka. Maybe you're kueaziteljka. Marsh, enter their luggage. I make sure everything is ready. - Master. Right this way, we have many things to discuss . Fjua Yes, sir Vajzenhajmer? I want to help Mars in preparation guest rooms. I was thrilled. And who would you be? - Ted. Ted Wood. Mr. Ted. Ted Wood. What you like to be the sheet? Implicated? (Firmly) - Yes, it implicated. So implicated (tough)... I can hardly stand? Well, implicated in the bottom but a little protruding at the top. I fully understand Mr. Wood. Big up and down close. Urediu... It comes from divorced families. - Well, somebody has to be re-educate. But, to pour brandy... You probably want a slim, is it Ted? No, I'm fine. I'll take one Ted thin... Are you sure you can? This is no small thing... Well, as soon as get my hands on it, just have to swallow... through the mouth and through the gums, drink in the stomach tresni. O God... Another lousy joke... and has everything to kill you. How many times have I told you I so no sneaking? I'm sorry, old habit. Yeah, well, stop and come here to help me with the sheet. Now, when the muffin and when will will be read, Do you know what that means? - No. What does that mean? Do not know how they read? No This means that you and I should join forces as never before. Yes, you're absolutely right. I need to come up with a plan. Cruel, vile plan. The plan natplanjuje plan, that they are planning. Confusing me, I can not think that . Okay honey, dropped me sad, but only quickly. When a cat does, mice will play. They definitely make a shambles. Clever mind would come up to bit to take part in such an action. I'm not a long time... I wonder if someone out there wanted me ... Thank you! I knew that the same thinking. I understand that you... oseajno baby Evelyn. I feel that the your share in this dangerous work Crucial to the overall success of . What do you want to do, daddy? - Way to go... I think we need to podvuemo line between Ted and Muffin, and you've got the quality to do so. I know exactly what you need and how to. As soon as it zabalaveo for you, moiu to finish that zinulu muffin. Feel free to leave everything to me. If only I could clone this girl. Can I help you? I am Madame Zola. Notice of me. Came you Madame Zola, sir. Excellent. Let's do this. I suppose you're wondering why 're all here. I do not wonder. Of course Your Uncle Sajlus left specific instructions on how to... and when the property will be divided. One of these conditions is to establish a session , to contact his spirit. Last time. Session? That's just great. I always knew there was a ghost in the house... invisible force... touching... feelings... iljkanje. I really believe in ghosts. In the end, I invited Madame Zola, -known media, to allow the session. So that we can begin, and get the job done on the first try. I understand, you do not believe in the world of spirits Mr. Vajzenhajmer? I've never seen anything that convinces me otherwise , but Sajlusove instructions on this issue are clear. Keep moving. All join hands, please. If any doubt, there's a ghost in the house '' in'' Gavrilov. Informed me of his presence more after my arrival... for my power, as well as the media. Spirits! In Gavrilov? Not that rare. - Muffin. I'm a rarity. This house is possessed... but by whom? Invite disembodied. The unknown. Behind the dream of eternal... I hope there is no Piggy Prasi. - Evelyn, quietly. Sorry dad. I'm trying to make contact with the spirit Sajlus Davenport. Sajluse! Are you there? Of course not. He's dead! A, and where did you get that outfit? The gypsy fair? Sajluse! If you're here, give us a sign! I'll give you a sign, as yet. Do you feel the spirit? - Very possible. Look at him. Grins like a fool! O my God! What's he doing? Silence! Spirit is trying to tell us something. Watch. I think it's haunted. Useless. Is there a ghost of the dead but of the Sajlus Davenport. Some tumultuous spirit. Yes, of course. End of the show. Can we go from here? Daddy, are you okay? Please help me in the kitchen. You know more about these Avetinja than you're letting on. I've heard all the stories. But who would believe me? I would. There's one thing I know for sure . This house is haunted, rotten from head to toe. This house is haunted. Escaped wish I I were you. Spirit will catch you napping, I'll kill you if you wish. This house is haunted. This house is haunted. There is no other way. This house is haunted. I do not want to stay another one day. This house is haunted. Rotten from head to toe. This house is haunted. Escaped wish I I were you. Spirit will catch you napping, I'll kill you if you wish. This house is haunted. The story of several years ago, before 60 to be accurately. There was a lot of laughter and debauchery. - Lewdness? Yes, debauchery. Mr. Sajlus at that time had beautiful mistress. She was young, and her name was Tabitha. I like it to wear tight bikinis? Duh? The tight bikini? Now I know why is hard to believe these stories. . Sajlus always said that chest cold is a killer. Because it had a really big... and . Just had them. Is a pity that he died young and had a long life ahead of you. But why? Why would her spirit haunted house? They say they did not have the opportunity to experience the full extent of their femininity. Mr. Sajlus was old even at that time. Now her horny ghost wandering these halls. Seeking a way to fulfill their desires otherworldly. Now that's just netano smashed, sir. If only there was a way to redirect her spirit... You can relieve the suffering of her spirit. But how? I thought you would not never ask. Just need to uvuem in something a little more comfortable. For example, in your body. Are you okay? I know you might not believe this but I have a ... wish... Otkopam your blouse. This is not the same Madame Zola that was invited to the session. And for $ 50. Madam Zola left his body and I just a few minutes to control her earthly shell. uskija but I am not an idiot. You're the one who died of breast cold? - Yes! But please do not be afraid. I'm not here to hurt you. Please do not refuse me. I need you. I need it! A has so little time. Please, take me! How big are your shoes! Ispratiu you to the door. I do not know dear, all around session... A little creepy. - Yes, I know what you mean. As the supernatural. Everything is unknown. - Yes. Hey, if you're me you caught under the table? I do not think so. Is that may do unconsciously? Probably not. But I was encouraged to think . About what? - To do a little dive... Ted! How can you think about sex in the house where he died my Uncle Sajlus. You're so insensitive. - No, just the opposite. I feel things all day. A to something else? I can not think of little rolling, when these spirits begins to bang overnight. You'll have to forbear until we get back to Hollywood. Good night, Ted. - Refrain? Refrain? Hey, what's your number tonight, baby? What is this? Well, whatever. What the hell is this... Here, Daddy. Drink this. Do not think I... Give it to me! Better? - Yes. I thank. Encounter with the supernatural can be very exhausting experience. Look weak. - No time for that! You have to carry them out plan into action! Are you ready? Just leave everything to me. Remember... this is for 3 million. And how could I forget? Cheers, dear daddy. This is my girl. I'm glad to see that not only awake and Orna. Oran jesan, but never anything up. Do not be so gloomy effects. You have the whole world on a string. Are you sure? Certainly think so stud. You have advanced his career as one of Hollywood's prominent directors. It's true. Not many people can shoot film in just 5 days. And you have a beautiful girl I'd licked... from one end to the other. And that will just be inherit a fortune. This is all true. So why not continue to sit here tonight all '' bloated''? You just need a little uplifting. Raise? So, you want me to'' elevate'' Or not? I guess your last name is Wood (Wood) for anything? Is not it? Not. Not tonight. Poor Ted. I guess I can give him a little something... But I'm his girlfriend, right? Will not be a pretty sight. But if you do not care about your man, someone else will. Honey, I've been thinking... I think I was a little unfair to you. How could you? How do I? Or does he? Well, I mean... Honey, is not as it seems, this... Did he looks like, but... Do you remember what we talked to have '' triple''? All I did was I started from my end. Want to join us? I hate you! Hate is such a strong word. I'm just a girl. Like any other girl. I just want to love you. I to be loved, than others. Why is this so hard? Why is it so hard to understand? I'm just a fool for you... I'm doing what you want from me... Damn! So how can leave me the... When I was honest... I never wanted a lot of... Do not move anymore. Only to look and not touch... Damn! It! Damn! O God! To me nearly killed! You saved my life, Marsh. It is not safe to wander at night g-Dice Baker. Do you really think that someone 're trying to kill me? You might have someone worth more dead than alive. I know what you mean. My world was collapsing from the time when I stepped in Gavrilovo''''. Many bad things have happened to me . You'll all just to change. Muffin! Everywhere I've been looking for! So that's it. I should have known. - Ted! The night was much more complicated. I do not know whether I'm going or staying. Either. You'll be safer there. 're Right. Sajlus Davenport, was my friend. Not to bother with the formalities and as the legal obligations are met, we can proceed with reading the will, which is why the presence of everyone here. Testament carefully zapeaen and curled works of storing. Otvoriu far this envelope with Sajlusov blessing. Why do not you just open. Exactly. Very interesting. What does it say? Says. To go to the main. - Once reju, Sajlus has turned this event in some kind of treasure hunting. What? - Yes. Sajlus somewhere in the house hid key that opens a small box of treasures. Also hidden on the property. Which contains, securities holdings and its bank account. What does that mean? Who he found was his, my dear March. I suggest that we all join together, and we cooperate together. It'll easily find a treasure and divide the estate equally. Razmisliu about. I obavestiu you. I do not like people who try to kill me Mr. Vajzenhajmer! Wait What is it now, dear papa? There's something I did not mention and others concerns the muffin in his will. Looks like it it plays in this house as a child. Something from that time period, plays a role in all of this. But I still have not figured out what. Well, I'll have it... monitor carefully. Is it? Well, I know something that you do not know. I will not tell you what it is. Muffin, please, can we to talk about this? No. - You have to believe me. I was drugged or something. I was not aware of what I'm doing. Looks like you know what you're doing. Kind but it seems we all like the idea of ??evil to we were razvojili. I, divide and conquer. Get and razdvajaj. Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm so mad at you! Think about it, please! Yeah, maybe. But not now. My mind is stretched. Very sad. I'm totally devastated. What a mess. All about the hidden key. How to figure out? I've never been good with puzzles . Why do not you sleep? Maybe I should get some sleep. Quick nap would help. Quick nap sounds good to me. In the waking world, nobody sees me . Only in your dreams can not be together. Keep on dreaming baby. I in your dreams, I'll be with you. Who are you? - Just a dream that will overwhelm you happy. So this is real? Just a fantasy. Super! I've never been with a woman ! What is it nap turned out! Muffin, what are you looking may be found in the palace of the princess. Princess' palace? What does that mean? Well, Uncle Sajlus me is always call their little princess. Not that I was annoying or something. I love that we may set here and there, but it does not make me a princess. A room where I was playing, is usually called the princess's palace. That's it! I know it must be here somewhere... Devil uzidao them. Very clever of him. I knew you'd find us you Muffin. Now you just need key to your happiness. Naie it where I he kept it always. Close to my heart. '' Close to my heart''? What does that mean? I may be wrong, but... here everything starts to be interesting. Sorry to bother eternal sleep, Uncle Sajluse. But... Uncle Sajlus swallowed key for safekeeping! Pretty ingenious. Genius, Yep. But without blemish? No. - Vajzenhajmer! I knew that if I long enough to follow, you'll take me right to the treasure. You've been watching me? Secretly? All Time? - Sorry. Now, sit down, percussion. You did me a you happy man, Muffin. Never You will not get away with this! We have already cut brakes on your car. When I kill you, only we and a nice push off a cliff. With all the car. Enough with the complicated reima! Since then my head hurts! - Do not worry. It's going to be over very quickly. This is the part where spoil their evil plans. I cleared it. That's the spirit! - Nonsense. Ghosts do not exist. Then what is it? Oh, please! Please do not hurt me! I killed Sajlusa Davenport and tried to kill Muffin, I'm terrible human being! I am not worthy of respect decent people, but the wrong company! I am a product of my privileged upbringing! Okay we heard a lot of confessions. Let's nice now to orku, where you will not be able to einis evil. Yes, keep me. Put me in a nice dry a cell. Thank you officer. - OK Mr. consequences. I do not worry about women. Tripped on tits and we got her. Will not be any problems. Let me help you to remove trash. Okay boy, here we go. I need a little bit to explain. I'm sorry for everything I did. And now that you're dangerously rich, if you can forgive me? Well, I have my own little recognition. Really? I fucked a dead girl. I liked it. Licking her? - No, I'm liked, but I was licked. Either way, I forgive you! Do you brush your teeth? - Of course. Then it's fine. Thank you. |
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