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Good Hair (2009)
Those are my daughters,
Lola and Zahra, the most beautiful girls in the world. And even though I tell them that they're beautiful every single day, sometimes it's just not good enough. Just yesterday, Lola came into the house crying and said, ''Daddy, how come I don't have good hair?'' I wonder how she came up with that idea? Well, there's always this sort of pressure within the black community, like, ''Oh, if you have good hair, ''you're prettier or better than the brown-skinned girl ''that wears the Afro or the dreads or the natural hairstyle.'' I mean, have I gone around thinking it, and have I said it to myself, ''l got good hair''? Do I say it to my daughter, like, and not even thinking what I'm saying? I'm like, ''Honey, you have such good hair. ''You have such beautiful hair.'' Growing up, I considered anybody's hair but mine good hair. Like, my mom is white. I'm half Russian and Norwegian on my mother's side, so my mom's hair is silky and blonde, and I was like, ''Why? ''Just why didn't I get your genetics?'' That was what I looked at as, you know, good hair was white hair. The lighter, the brighter, the better. And that's a thing that causes great dissension within the black community and with black women. You know, I look in the black hair books, and it's like all the hair is straight. It was a hard, like, decision in the beginning. I said, ''No, I'm going to be strong against all the forces ''that are going to try to get me to straighten my hair.'' You know, you look at the magazines and you want to be that girl, you know. You want to be that girl, and you have this fantasy where you think, ''If they straighten it out, ''then all of a sudden it's going to grow ''and it's going to really move and it's going to really flow ''and I'm going to have this hair.'' Well, you never had the hair to begin with, but you don't know that, you know. When you look at a woman's hair, it's a fantasy come true if they can really pull that off. So, for me, yeah, hair's real important. Well, I would say that hair is a woman's glory, and that you share that glory with your family. And they get to see you braiding it, and they get to see you washing it, and they get to--It's a glory. But it is not a bad thing or a good thing. It's hair. If you have it on your head, it's good. If you have it growing between your toes, it probably isn't so good. So what feeds this hair machine? How do we decide what good hair is? Well, at least for some people, that decision is made where all major black decisions are made... in Atlanta at the Bronner Brothers Hair Show. That's right, the Bronner Brothers Hair Show. Twice a year, for over sixty years, the Bronner Brothers have hosted this massive hair show with over 120,000 hair professionals in attendance, over twenty-eight major hotels booked exclusively, and over $60 million pumped into the Atlanta economy. Good hair is good business. My father started it sixty years ago, and the show was actually a seminar to teach the people buying the products how to use the products. And sixty years later, the number-one purpose of the hair show, to come learn how to use new products. Certain products, we index triple what the white market does. We're at 12/ of the population, but we buy 80/ of the hair. Wow! I got in the wrong business. All I know is, we spend a ton of money on our hair. No matter what, we going to look good. We going to look good. You know, that's the bottom line. We're going to look good regardless. While the main purpose of the show is to promote products and make tons of money, the three-day event culminates in a hair contest where stylists from around the world come to compete and show off their skills in front of an arena of cheering hair fans. The winner not only takes home $20,000, but also receives lucrative endorsement deals and establishes themselves as the leading voice in black hair. Now, can you tell me, how are the hairstylists chosen to compete in this competition? We try and select the best of the best. If we see someone that's exciting on stages, we invite them in to do our Battle. Tanya, I really can't say her strength, 'cause this is her first time doing the Battle. Her weakness is that she's sort of new. Well, I'm happy to be nappy. How about that? Oh, Lord. See, Tanya, don't take it there. She don't want to be nappy. No, I'm not saying-- I know my hair can get very coarse, but... Ooh, and then they try to find a better word for it. Yes! Dress it up, baby. It's okay. That's a stigma. Chris, are you listening? It's not called bad. Nappy's not bad. Well, actually-- It can still be good. It's just nappy. I changed it around. 'Cause people with that soft, natural, curly hair, I call that bad hair now. Okay, 'cause it's hard to curl? 'Cause nappy hair holds curls. Tanya's new to this, but she's also business partners with former Bronner Brothers champion Kevin Kirk. Kevin won twenty grand back in 2005, when twenty grand really meant something. If that belt could talk, what do you think it would say? It'd say, ''Bring home my brother August 18th.'' So the brother's held captive? It's held captive. Bronner Brothers got it on lock right now. I picture myself being David and all the other contestants being Goliath. Derek is a very exciting person. He's a unique person. His performance is always at the top. Styling, he might be a little bit weak on that, but exciting, very exciting. Derek competed last year and many people, mostly Derek, felt he should have won. But he ended up losing on two technicalities: nudity and too many people on stage at one time. My biggest scare was me trying to find a pair of boots to wear for the show. A guy hit me up on MySpace, and he ends up being a boot designer. Jayda, Tyree. Terrence, Tyree. And he basically takes boots that you-- a boot that you already have, and redesigns it and customizes it and, hopefully, you guys will see a phat pair of boots. I can't wait. I'm so excited about this right now. Freddie... very smart. That's her strength. Smart, can do hair. Her weakness is that she over-thinks it. She goes over the audience's head. Last year's theme was Broke Front Mountain. So that was based - on the movie Brokeback Mountain. - It was, kind of. When we did the... We did a video clip that was in the beginning that was about thirty seconds. I'm going to work on her with all these. I might have to hide from them to get them, though. I'm going to be hiding more than Harriet Tubman was hiding. You know, I liked Broke Front Mountain. I think I just shouldn't have cut the hair in the boxes. I put this ''FJ,'' my logo on there, and people thought it was something Asian. They just couldn't keep up. Now, which of the other stylists are you most worried about? Probably Jason. Jason Griggers. Me and Jason know of each other. Do you have any enemies in hair? No. Jason's strength is his incredible hairstyles. l, actually, am from the same hometown as Jason. He's been doing my hair since about 2000, and my hair was her length when I started coming, and this is mine. No tracks in this. So he has what we used to call ''the growing hand.'' I never said that. So, Jason, you seem to be able to get women off the weaves. You're kind of like the Betty Ford of black hair. I refer to it as the Rosa Parks of hair. Jason... where does a white man learn how to do black hair? In school, they teach you everything. This one teacher that I had, she would always give me a pair of these to walk around school with, and she'd say, ''l don't hear you clicking and twisting. ''l don't hear you clicking and twisting.'' Was she a black woman? She was a black woman. She was the only black teacher at school. And she was determined to teach you-- She was determined to teach me how to work those Marcel irons. So she's like Branch Rickey and you're the Jackie Robinson. That's ''The Jackie Robinson Story'' starring Jackie Robinson as himself. It's big league all the way. There are some white people that are good at doing black hair. But there are very few that I've met. There are very few. So what happens is, you walk in and the first thing you say is, ''Do you have a pressing comb? ''Do you have a flat iron?'' And it's like, ''Oh, yeah! ''You know, we have everything. ''l can do whatever you need.'' And then the process starts. The process starts, and it's a little tragic. If you don't understand black hair, you're afraid of it if you see it in its natural state. And you can't really see around it. They don't understand that it can change. ''Give me two days, baby. ''What you want? Long, short, black, blue, green? ''Little fan on the side? What hair do you look-- ''Give me a picture, give me two days, I got you.'' ls this your hair? Yes. All mine. - All your hair? - All mine. Shake it for me. I mean, how does this happen? What did you put in it? If you went under the counter in a black woman's bathroom, she's got about thirty or forty bottles of different things. She's always constantly trying out something, trying to perfect the solution, if you will. The antidote. The antidote. Yeah. Relaxer. The closest thing we have to a nap antidote. For all you white people out there that don't know what it is, you name a black woman, any black woman, no matter how famous or infamous, they've either had their hair relaxed, or they're having their hair relaxed right now. And a lot of black men, too. If your hair's relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. So what's your definition of good hair? Something that looks relaxed and nice. Yeah, relaxed and straight. Wow, what do you have there? ls that a bucket of relaxer? No doubt, baby. Relaxer. Also known by its government name, sodium hydroxide. Relaxer's the chemical that will take a black woman's hair from this... and change it into this. Wow. Look at it. My ring is still there. My fingers all there. I think I'm going to marry you. In fact, as far as hair products go, relaxer's the cash cow for the Bronner Brothers Hair Show. It's how black women have been getting their hair straight for decades. Vigorol Liquid Hair Relaxer. You're going to love your hair like you've never loved it, come rain or come shine. The first time I got a relaxer, I remember thinking, ''Wow, now I'm pretty. ''Now, I'm beautiful... ''or closer to it, at least.'' Dark and Lovely Permanent Creme Relaxer. A beautiful way to relax your kind of hair. Mentally, I think a lot of black women, they're on this quest for attaining the straightest hair possible, trying to conform to a more European look. The straighter hair, the better. And we've been coached with that mentality since childhood. With Vigorol Hair Relaxer and a hot comb, you'll have your hands full. I remember seeing ads like this when I was a little kid watching ''Soul Train.'' What the hell is relaxer anyway? Where does it come from? Well, some of it comes from Greensboro, North Carolina. This medium-size town was once the capital of the Confederacy. White will fight desegregation! But now it's the home of Dudley Products, a $35-million black-owned hair empire that employs thousands of people worldwide. Greensboro is the home of the Dudley Mansion, the Dudley Beauty School, Mr. Dudley himself, and, of course, Dudley Manufacturing. Dudley Products have been valued at up to $100 million. The plant itseIf is worth over ten. It employs hundreds of people and is situated on over 47,000 acres of prime North Carolina real estate. In short, Mr. Dudley is a nap impresario. Bad hair has been very good for Mr. Dudley. What's he doin'? Joe is making relaxer. This is how they make relaxer? This is a portion of a 7,000-pound batch of relaxer. 7,000 pounds is worth how much? 7,000 pounds, you're talking about $18,000. This would last Prince about a month. Exactly. The slightest little bit of these chemicals can really cause harm to the body. A splash of sodium hydroxide in your eye can potentially lead to blindness. It may not happen right away, but it can lead to blindness later on in life. But you'll eventually have a dog. Yes, you will eventually have one. And the more of these chemicals you inhale as you continue to work in it, it can have an adverse affect on your body. Let me read some of these. ''The rate of change is controlled by what factors? Temperature, concentration, time, and pH.'' Wow, what's that word? What? Ammonium thioglycolate? Wait. Say that again to the camera. Ammonium thioglycolate. You're smart. Enrollment at the Dudley School of Beauty means one thing: long nights poring over scalp theory. These budding hair scholars master the chemistry of Dudley products and how to use them on mannequins, even white mannequins. They are also tested on the finer points of how not to put relaxer in the eyes, how not to burn ears with hot combs, but most importantly, they learn that if you can make enough black women happy, you can live like a king. When you go back home, I want you to tell the world, we manufacture our own product, we sell our own product to our own, through our own. That's the reason why we will never sell our company. Because if I asked you to take off the clothes that you didn't buy from your race, it would be a nudist camp in here right now. The nudity thing was a little weird, but if you sniff enough chemicals, you just might say anything. But I've got to admit, looking at these proud black women just made me think about my daughters. So the next day, I got on a plane and went to meet the Dalai Lama of hair himself. Tell me, when was the first time you had relaxer in your hair? Late seventies. James Brown, who was like the father I've never had, was in his office one evening in Augusta, Georgia, and he said to me that he was real tight with the Republicans. And I said, ''Well, if you so tight, ''why don't you get us Martin Luther King's birthday ''a federal holiday?'' He said, ''Get the White House on the phone.'' I said, ''Oh, yeah, right.'' But I told his secretary, ''Get the White House on the phone.'' They left a message. Three hours later, to my surprise, the White House called back. He got on the phone and told them he wanted to come see President Reagan. So they agreed to meet on January 15th, '82. And l'll never forget, he said, ''When you go to the White House, I want you to look like me, '''cause when people see you, I want 'em to see me. ''You're a reflection of me.'' He took me to a lady in Augusta named Mary. He said, ''l want you to style Rev's hair like mine.'' But that's the day we went to the White House, right there. When was the first time you had a relaxer? I was nine. I remember the exact day. And I was, like, ''Mama, I want to get my hair done. ''l want a relaxer.'' And she was, like, ''What do you know about relaxers?'' And I was, like, ''l want a relaxer.'' At nine years old, I got my first relaxer and I remember it just being... it was like a miracle. I think you're trying to blend in. I think you're trying to make everybody comfortable. Relaxed. Relaxed and not, like, ''Oh, my God, what is that?'' you know? That's what the relaxer does. It relaxes people. How old were you the first time you got a relaxer? Oh, God. I was about seventy. Seventy? You went your whole life? Not my whole life. I'm still alive. I relaxed my hair when I was in the tenth grade. And l'll tell you, when you was really gangster, you could show up in homeroom with rollers in your hair. And you had rank by how big the rollers were. Like, the yellow rollers were smaller, and they get bigger and bigger. The orange rollers meant you had more hair, so it was like, I actually got a mug shot some-damn-where with rollers in my hair. I have a relaxer. I am on the creamy crack. You call it ''creamy crack''? Because once you're on it, unfortunately, people tend to have a difficuIt time getting off of it. Creamy crack. So you're saying your hair's addicted to relaxer? It was. For a time, I was the first one at the beauty shop. I was like, ''l feel roots. ''Hook it up.'' I don't know. I was taught by a lot of old hustlers. They said that the only way you could have a upper hand on a woman is to be flyer than her. Tell us about the first time you ever got... the process. - The cook-up? Yeah, the cook-up. You got to wash that out immediately. Soon as it starts to burn, you got to get to the sink immediately, or else you lose your hair. The burn of a perm is, I think, the most excruciating burn. I think it's hotter than fire. Especially the first time. I mean, the first time, you've never feIt like your whole skull is on fire, and why are you doing this? If you have maybe like a pimple or something in your scalp, and that stuff gets in, it'll start to burn. But usually if you're really trying to relax your hair, it's kind of like a torture session. It's like you want it to get as straight as possible, so you feel it burning, but you be like, ''Just a little longer. ''Just a little longer. A little bit longer. ''Wash it out!'' Anybody here ever been shot? So what feIt worse, the bullet or the relaxer? Anybody here have a baby? What's more pain, a chemical burn or childbirth? Childbirth. But what if you had to have a bad perm for eight hours? I don't know. Where were you shot? In the face. You got shot in the face? That's a pretty bad shot. I was the first 50 Cent. Somebody just thought you was ugly? Could be. What's it feel like, the chemical burn? Can you explain it? Just like, you know, you're on fire, literally. You know, my head was just burning. The sensation was just horrible. lmmediately, I just began to cry. It was horrible. The burning of the skin, the stripping, you know, the oozing, the weeping, all the things that go along with stripping that superficial epidermis off the skin. You can get a burn, like scabs around your head, in the middle of your head. It's supposed to take the knottiness of your hair down to some thin, laid-back, Suave Bolla Dominica hair. But if you leave it in too long, you just get Negro nappy scab, left the Concolean too long, and you just are walking around twisted with scabs on the front of your head. That's how my asymmetrical thing came in. Oh, yeah? Remember when my sister did my hair? And then this whole side was burnt off. And then that's how the style of the asymmetrical look came in with Salt-n-Pepa. And I had to shave off one side of my hair, and that's how my hair fell out. I remember that. That was devastating. I was really hurt for you. In the ''Push It'' video. Right before that. 'Cause in the ''Push it'' video, it's kind of-- And then you were coloring it in with... With pencil. With brown pencil. I was coloring in those spots for you. I remember that. Can you imagine that? And she's coloring my hair with pencil, trying to cover the bald spots. So, I'm here with Professor Berry, well-renowned. Now, could you tell us exactly how dangerous sodium hydroxide is? Sodium hydroxide will burn through your skin. The chicken is your skin. Okay. So it'll go from my brown skin down to the white meat. - Right. - Wow. Now, you realize this goes on people's heads, right? Sodium hydroxide? Yeah, black people, black women, some men-- You know, Morris Day, Prince-- put sodium hydroxide in their hair to straighten it out. Why would they do that? To look white. Probably what the sodium hydroxide is doing is actually breaking down the protein in their hair. If it gets down into the scalp, it'll kill it at the root, and you'll actually have bald spots there. If you're a beautician or something, and you deal in sodium hydroxide all day, - I mean... - I wouldn't do it. If you breathe just the fumes from sodium hydroxide, those fumes will ruin your lungs. They'll damage your lungs permanently. Wow. Now, this is an aluminum soft drink can, and it's been in sodium hydroxide for just over an hour. Another aluminum soft drink can that's been in for about three hours. And then this one has been in for out four hours. It has disintegrated. So that can's got a good perm. That can's got a good perm. Wow, you're a good girl. How old are you? Six. Six. Getting that perm. What's the youngest kid you ever done? Three. Three? How long you been getting your hair permed? This is your second perm, huh? No. How many have you gotten? I had the texturizer, and some of my hair fell out, and my mama started giving me some Kidee Perms. So your mama gave you Kidee Perms? I didn't even know they had Kidee Perms. Of course, they go to the drugstore and they see Kidee Perm. Well, a kidee perm is really the same as any aduIt perm. It's just milder. But it's still that same chemical, that hydroxide chemical that can be very damaging. It would be like a kiddie beer. Right. Does your hair blow in the wind? ls it cuter than the other girls at school? Really? Sometimes their hair be hanging down longer than mine. The other girls at school got perms, too? I mean, I have had mothers that are starting to give their girls, their little girls perms, and they're not even two years old yet. They're calling regarding consultation on, ''Dr. Maclin, what do you think that I should do? ''My daughter is one and a half, ''and it's tough for me to comb her hair. ''l'd really like to put a perm in. What do you think?'' Under a certain age, the child is still growing, the scalp is still maturing, the follicles are still maturing. And if you're putting this chemical on too early, you're damaging your child's follicles almost for life. When was the first time you got a perm in Jaylin's hair? It was back in July, I think. How old was she? Three. She had turned three in June. Do you like gettin' perms? I got a little three-year-old, Zahra. She don't have a perm, though. Not yet. Should I get one for her? - Yes. - Okay. Why should Zahra get a perm? 'Cause... she's supposed to get a perm. 'Cause everybody's supposed to get a perm? - Yes. - Okay. When the time's right, I'm going to tell my daughters, ''Don't drink, don't smoke, ''and don't have babies till you're married.'' Now I got to add, ''If you do have a baby, ''make sure you don't get her a Kidee Perm.'' Wow. Now, it's five days till the show. What do you think you need to work on the most? Upside-down cuttin'. I'm hanging upside down from a bar, and I'm cutting one of my models' hair upside down. It's really hard. Oh, jeez. I'm scared. So are you going to try to cut in front of her face? Uh-uh. She going to have a spiked bob. Okay, so you ain't-- That'll make it easy. That's what I was tellin' you. It takes you so long to catch on here. In order to do great things, you know, you have to have greatness inside you. I believe the greatness is Jesus Christ. Our talent level might be right there, but it's that favor and anointing that we have that take us over the top. Now...sacrifice. If you ain't never been there, you're about to go there. So let's get ready, okay? Sacrifice. We're going to start a fast starting midnight tonight, no sodas...all right? No juice. Water only. We're purifying ourselves, okay? No snacks. Water only. No food? Okay, first of all, hold on. You're not going to stand here and tell me what you are or not going to do, all right? Winners do one thing. Hold on. Winners do one thing-- that's win. All right? And we're going to make some sacrifices. I've sacrificed a lot for this show. That's something I really don't believe in. You're not a Christian? No. Wow, she's gettin' debris out your nose. You went to school for this? Yes. Now, what does the feet washin' do for you, Derek? I'm wearing a four-inch boot for the show. - A four-inch boot? - Correct. And so I need to make sure that my feet is right so they won't be all hurtin' after I get off that stage. 'Cause people don't want to see me nasty, so this is just my ''me'' time. So can you describe your show? It's a real high-energy show. I chose the theme ''Battle of the Bands,'' 'cause it's a big thing here in Atlanta. It basically shows rivalry throughout the first part of the show. Then everyone that's in the show come together to do this whole number at the end of the show. A lot of people are on point this year. I just like glamorous, sexy hair. That's what people want. That's what men want to see. Now, what do you have to say to the competition right now? Just come correct. You know, that's all I can really say to them. Just come correct. That's why they got me at the end. 'Cause they know what's about to happen. You the headliner? Yep. They just my openers. Can you tell us about this year's competition and what you have planned? Basically, I have planned a bar scene called the ''Aqua Bar.'' My theme is, I play the owner of a bar, and I'm the hairstylist that works at the bar sometimes, so... two other ladies come in the bar and they have these hideous ponytails that somebody put on their heads. I talk her into getting a haircut. And I tell her I have to wet it, and she says, ''Water?'' So then there's an aquarium at the back, so basically I throw her in the aquarium, and I jump in and cut her hair. So you're going to make it a little simpler this year by... I'm trying to make it simpler. By going underwater? How much time do you spend rehearsing for this show? I haven't rehearsed at all for this show. What I'm trying to do this year is a bit of an experiment. My theory is, if I can get into what makes women feel pretty or what makes women feel good, I can expand on that. So I'm trying something different this year for the hair competition. What are we seeing you for today, Jason? A little Restylane and a little Botox. A little bit of this and a little bit of that. - Fill this up. - Fill it up? Okay, we'll fill it up. Let's get you over here on the table. I got to psych myself up. You're going to do great. I can do this. I can do it. Good. Excellent. I wish we had a Botox with something similar to the python venom. It's actually botulism toxin. What is the main ingredient in this Restylane? Hyaluronic acid. Like I know that that is. I don't want to be too aggressive since this is your first treatment, okay? Some of the girls that come into the salon say they get this done, so I'm excited to-- I think you will end up loving it. I'm pleased with the way everything is looking now. The redness and the swelling are normal. That will dissipate over the next several hours to 48 hours. I don't feel as beautiful as I had anticipated. lce the face over the next thirty minutes. I feel like I've been attacked by a thousand killer bees. We came up with a test, 'cause human hair actually-- usually has a little weight to it, so it bounces. So if you ladies mind jumping up for me, you can kind of see which one's real and which one's not. Bounces. Bounces. Just sitting there. Not doing anything. They always say, ''Diamonds are a girl's best friend.'' But diamonds better watch out, because there's a new friend in town, and its name is weave. I don't remember the world without weaves. Back in your mother's day, there was wigs, right? The weave is like a graduation from the wig. At least a weave is like an extension of reality. Maybe her mother's mother was an lndian or something. It's about big hair today. I can't keep up. I'm like, ''Peps, you got to get this hair bigger, you know?'' They just want a little fullness, a little thickness. They want their own hair, but with some drama. Like, they want to go like this. Like in the movies in the 1970s or something. Like Farrah Fawcett. Those images are stuck in everybody's head, and they ain't lettin' them go. Chicks be wantin' to be blonde or something. When I first started going to Extensions Plus, which is where I get my hair from in L.A., they used to have a back entrance, and going in Extensions Plus was like a scene from a James Bond movie. You have dark glasses, and you pull up to the door and you run in, and it's like, ''Did anybody see me? Okay.'' You know, when I started doing it, women weren't as free to discuss, ''No, this is really my hair.'' No, it's not. It's really not. So in the early days, everyone was lying? For the most part, yeah. Back in the day, a weave was kind of like you was in a secret weavy society, and it was like, we vow to weave together, and we have little special weave sayings. I don't know. It was like a special little world that literally I had white friends who were like, ''Your hair grew overnight! ''A foot! How did you do that?'' I mean, like, you know, they used to have these dolls in the Toys ''R'' Us that you could make their hair grow by pushing a button. I swear to God, they think black people had a little button at the small of our back where you just pressed the button and the hair grows. Hair that grows, hair that goes To here, to there You know, it was considered our beauty secrets that we just don't discuss. And now it's like, women stop other women on the street, like, ''What kind of hair is that that you got?'' And we share our secrets. The weave words and the weave culture, I wasn't in it for very long, but you have to get indoctrinated quick. So they teach you a lot. You know how you're in the desert, and you see, like, the tumbleweed going by, the scene in the movie? Well, if you're on 125th Street in Harlem, or Hillside Avenue in Jamaica, Queens, where I was, or any number of places in Brooklyn or Crenshaw or wherever you are in this country in a black neighborhood, occasionally you will see the tumbling tumbleweave blow down the street. It's a ball of hair that's flying out of a door after they have done the weave and swept up the hair. They sweep it outside, and it goes tumbling down the street. And I call it the tumbling tumbleweave. I love it. Every time I see it, I'm, like, there goes the tumbleweave. The tumbling tumbleweave. I think the horrific part of the hair was when I really started to find out, you know, what they was doing. You know, because it was a mystery early, and then I was like, ''Okay, if it's a wig, do they take it off?'' They're like, ''No.'' How's it stay on? Glue? Sometimes, and they sew it. They sew it to what? Then I was getting more and more information and stuff. It was like a secret society, a hair society of what's really going on and stuff. It's very interesting. Do they have classes? I don't know, but I'm starting it. So you're like a weave scientist? Yeah, l'll note myself as a weave scientist. You're a weaveologist. So what's in your hair now? A few things. This hair, underneath the other hair, is thick hair. This is a weave right now. This is a weave. It's my edges and everything. I have pieces that are... ...kind of, like, you know, like, extensions. Right now, I have clips in my hair. - I've attached... - ...two pieces here because... - I want a little more... - ...fullness. Mine is all one unit. Like that. Oh, God. It's like Dr. Frankenstein. ''It lives! It lives!'' There are a couple different ways of doing it. You could do tracks, where you just take a cornrow, and you attach the track onto the braid and sew. It you have a full weave like myself, my entire hair is braided up, and then there's a very thin net that protects my hair, and then the tracks are actually braided onto the net. The thing about a successful weave, and as we say in our industry, ''You got to know your weaver.'' Know your weaver, baby, 'cause you got to be able to do it and cut it. She's got to know what she's doing, right? I'm from New York, but I live in Colorado. You flew from Colorado to New York? Yep, to get my hair done. Yes, I did. How long is the flight? The flight is 3 1/2 hours. There should be a weave airline. Sometimes you got a long flight, and you want to pass the time. If you could get your hair done on the flight... Would you take that airline? Yes, I would. Every black woman in the country would take that airline. And when you land, your hair's done. Depending on who your hairdresser is, I mean, I've been in the chair for six to eight hours. Black men have to become very, very patient. It's like jail. And I remember it took a good five hours. It was a very intricate piece, and I was very particular. I don't like weaves that you can see the tracks. I don't like weaves where it looks like weaves. I don't like hair that looks like that waxy hair. If it looks waxy, it needs to look shiny, 'cause you put grease in it, not because there's extra pieces of plastic in it. I'm very particular about my hair. Okay. I get serious, right? You're really serious about your weave. I love my weave. I do. I love it. I embrace it, yes. Do you have a pet name for your weave? No! Money. Bitch costs money. I paid a lot of money for this, but this is an investment. The black hair business is a $9 billion business. Sixty percent to seventy percent of the business is the weave hair alone. The margin is 125/, 150/. How much is this hair? $1,000. $1,000. For just the weave or the weave-- Just the weave, not the hair. The hair was more. Let me tell you, them prices can go up. One of these can run you $5,000. I'm famous for switching out my weaves once every month 'cause I get bored. ls that $18,000 for the year? Yeah, about that. - Throughout her whole life? - Oh, my God! Probably about 150,000. Over. Oh, yeah, about that. I change my mind a lot. So some people have a wine cellar. You have a weave cellar. 1998, this was a good year for weaves. How much does this cost? That's $1,000. This is $1,000? Yes, it is. You come in-- It's a maintenance. You got to come in every two weeks or once a week for wash and condition and every six weeks, you have to get it retightened. Wow. This is amazing. $1,000. Yes. It starts at $1,000. It starts? So, how high-- You can go as far as 3,500. - $3,500? - Yes, yes. And who's payin' for this? Ladies, workin' people. Black women? Black women, everyday people that are working and want to look good and look as natural as possible. She's wearing a hair unit over there. You? How much did you pay? 1,000. You paid $1,000? And those two ladies in the back over there. A question. Where do you work? I have my own business. Child care. Child care, okay. And you spent $1,000? And it's worth it. She's wearing one. Yours cost $1,000, too? Where do you work? I'm a schoolteacher, and I'm a grad student. Wait a minute. Schoolteachers don't make no money. And this lady, she's getting hers for the first time today. You're getting your first $1,000 weave today? - I am. - Wow. But I raised the kids already, so it's my turn now. - It's your turn for the weave. - That's right. Good for you. $1,000. People don't realize how much money is in this. It just seems that your clientele is more hooked to this than, say, cocaine because... Well, l'll tell you, once they start, they won't go back. They won't go back. She's been gettin' weaves for ten years. If she had a drug habit, she would've went to rehab by now. You know, even a bad drug addict got periods of sobriety. The weave is going to put you in situations that you don't want to be in. Yes. You going to have to date men you don't want to date just 'cause you hungry. 'Cause our hair's got to be weaved. 'Cause you got to pay the money on this weave. The problem is when it becomes something that's beyond your means, and we buy what we want rather than what we need. And I tell women all the time, ''What do you have a $1,000 weave on for ''and don't have food in the house for the kids?'' It just doesn't make sense. How does the average girl pay for this? I have no idea. I think about that all the time. Like, what would I do if I didn't make the money that I have? I guess l'd--l have no idea. Are you payin' for this? I'm paying for it right now. Okay. Right now? You've had a man handle this expense before? Yes. Any of you guys ever been pressured into, you know, giving a woman some money because of an expensive weave? My mother and daughter. Mother and daughter? So you're spend on weaves-- These weaves are hurtin' your pocket? A woman wants to look good, and a man is going to find money up under a rock so that she can be pleased by getting her hair done. Now, those are the facts. Well, I have a layaway plan on my hair units. So you can layaway the weave? That's right. I have a layaway plan. This lady right now, in about another month or so, she's gettin' a new one. She already start payin' for her next weave. The price of maintaining a woman is like real estate in New York City. It's skyrocketing. It's beyond out of hand. One trip to the hairdresser, or the weaveologist, could leave you bankrupt. Do you think some of the men are being asked to subsidize this weave habit, and it's creating an animosity in the community? Oh, it definitely can create animosity. I mean, it's one thing for me to subsidize your living, or subsidize your education if you're young and I'm young and you're in school, or I'm going to help you with your kids even. But to subsidize your weave? I mean, hard enough for me to get a job, hard enough to go through school and get something, and you don't want me to help you with education, children, Mama, 401K, none of that. Your weave. You want me to go to work and invest in you puttin' some hair on the back of your head that ain't yours. I mean, I can't even write it off on my income tax. Maybe I should have, as part of my dependents, your weave. 'Cause your weave costs as much as some children. That's ridiculous. As you can see, the hair business can be cutthroat. So far I've learned that good hair could put you in the poorhouse, and if you're not careful, it could burn down your house. Back in Atlanta, the hair show battle was coming together, and I was wondering how our contestants were holding up. Okay...we're going to see your first rehearsal on this stage. We have a problem. What's the problem? This stage is double the size it was last year. This is some bullshit. This really is, though. There's no way that y'all going to be able to make it all the way down this damn stage. I can't work with this. This stage is double the fuckin' size it was last year. This is some bullshit. Whose job was it to get you the measurements of the stage? Bronner Brothers. I don't have the right measurements. I don't have rules. I don't have shit. Derek, he said he didn't get the dimensions of the stage. Oh, really? Did you know the dimensions of the stage? Yes, I got it in my packet. Are you nervous? No, just anxious. - Just anxious? - Yeah. Llke ''anxious,'' you getting ready to kick somebody's ass? - Well, yeah. - Okay. How was it, Tanya? It was fine. Leah, pay attention. Shit. It's plugged up. He already did. It's plugged up. It's on the cord. We kind of ran into every...mishap you can possibly have. It all had something to do with the show. What we got, ten minutes left now? Guys, come on! You name it, it happened. Lord Jesus, help me. I just know this is our destiny. You know what I'm saying? Through my prayers, through the vision that God gave me. And I said, ''The next time it would be you.'' Did I not say that? Jason, everybody's rehearsin'. Everybody's rehearsin'. That's right. Except you. You're the only one. Yet, you're the favorite. I just can't see why I'm the favorite. I mean... Are you worried? - No. - You're not worried? Like I said, I would love to win, but, you know, whatever happens happens, and I'm excited either way. And no rehearsal? And no rehearsal. But we're going to look good. Okay. Lookin' good is haIf of the battle. It may be all about looking good for Jason and the other hair show contestants, but it's all about cash for the 1,800 hair booth vendors. You guys are heads of the Black Owned Beauty Supplier Association. Most of the black manufacturers have sold their companies to the various companies like Revlon and L'Oral. Do black people own anything in this room? We have a cluster of black manufacturers. And these two rows and this row here and this row here are all black entrepreneurs, black manufacturers. So of this whole convention, only two rows are owned by black people, but most of this is white? Most of it is, I think, Asian. - Asian? - Right. Most of the black hair money is made by Asians. Right, correct. ls it hard for black people to get in the black hair business? Yes, it is very hard for African Americans to get into the hair business. The Koreans have dominated the manufacturing, and they also dominate the retail level. Koreans only sell to Korean retailers, but because the profit margin is so large, they will not sell to other African Americans. Are you Korean? No, I am Chinese. Chinese, sorry. That's okay. Are Chinese people in China buying any black hair? We would like to. And second, we're not Chinese. We are Korean. Korean. Sorry. lmagine if I went into another community and just set up shop selling them what only they use. The question would be whether they'd call the cops or whether they'd just shoot me. But in our community, anything goes. And I think that a lot of that, we got to blame on ourselves. I mean, it's not like anybody else needs black hair products, so if we can't control what nobody uses but us, that is real economic retardation. How many other black hair companies do you know of that are black-owned? That manufacture their own products? That manufacture their own products. About four. Out of hundreds. So did the white man just buy up everybody else's company? Yeah. Yep. In 1987, Revlon's president, he said, ''Eventually there are not going to be ''any black-owned hair care companies.'' And then you could see the gradual takeover through the late eighties into the nineties, and now very few of the companies that market to African Americans are black-owned. No wonder the schools and everything else is out of control. I mean, you get up and comb your oppression and exploitation every morning. Or you attach your economic exploitation to the back of your head every morning. Or you shove it down or you put it on the nightstand. ''Here's my symbol of economic exploitation.'' Lights out, go to sleep, wake up, and cover it back up. How are you going to think right when you're wearing exploitation all the time? That is a real grassroots need, to recapture the fact that we can't control something as close to us as the hair on our head. People are complaining that black people aren't making any money off this hair, but the truth is, it's not our hair. When and if my daughters ever decide to buy hair, it can come from anyplace in the world. What kind of hair is the ponytail? I guess it would be considered-- It's called ''human'' on the pack. What kind of hair is in there? Oh, my God. I didn't know you were going to ask all these questions. I would've called the lady that I bought it from. This is 100/ human hair. Meaning that you can curl it, do whatever, and it won't melt. This is 100/ real, baby. So do you have any idea what nationality these humans were? What part of the world these humans come from? Yes, lndian humans. Janet Jackson's hair is lndian hair? It's lndian hair. Who else got lndian hair? Right now, I have lndian hair. It's human hair, though, and it's prayed upon. Are you thinking-- Are you considering-- I see Jessica Simpson has her own weave line. Have you looked into having your own weave line? So there's a chance you may join the weave empire? I don't know. It depends on if I can get a straight connection to lndia. Then I will, yeah. You heard what Raven said. ''A straight connection to lndia.'' Well, I guess that's where I got to go. This is lndia, a land with a population of over one billion people. A quarter of the population lives below the poverty line, making about forty cents a day. Good thing they don't need weaves. Overpopulation is at the root of much of lndia's problems, but there would be even less room if the lndians didn't ship out most of their hair. After software and statues with eighty pairs of hands, human hair is lndia's biggest export. My cab driver, Sanji, said if I wanted to find good hair, this was the place to go. All right. Mr. Murali! Hello, how are you? All right. Chris Rock here. - All the way from America. - Yeah, very good. You are welcome to all this. Now, I hear you the man with the hair. Yes. You got more hair than anybody. Yes. If I want some lndian hair, you're the man to see. Yes. This is daily, we are getting like this. Collected from the temple. Well, show me some more. - Let's see some more. - Yes. Come. What are they doing right now? Now, this is the hair we have bought from the temple, and they're just segregating this thing. And this is before washing, we do like this. Then we go for a washing. Because there'll be some bugs. It is all dead bugs but some people, they don't like to have lice and bugs in their hair. Yeah, I don't. Whenever I buy hair, I don't want no bugs in it. This is the place where we process human hair. Weave paradise. Yes. So this is where the magic happens, huh? And everyone's got a perfect weave on their head. What are they doing right there? See, this is what I mean. I show you that after washing, they'll just put the hair on the hackle, there to remove this tangle, and they'll remove the top-side of the hair. So then it will be bundled, and it will be sold as bulk hair. Okay. Approximately how many heads of hair are processed every day? - Not that, weight. - Kilos? So you don't even care about the head. You measure by the kilo. We measure by kilo only. You like Scarface. ''Keys.'' Kind of like cocaine. The hair business is probably an easier business to be in. - Yes, it is a legal one. - It's legal. Are there hair farms? Are there just places where just a bunch of women are sitting there growing hair? No. Everything's from sacrifice. Tonsure. Everything's from the sacrifice. Do your other friends sacrifice their hair, too? Yeah. Everybody does. Everybody does it. I guess nobody in lndia buys hair. Why? We already have our own hair. It's like fish buyin' water. Has anybody ever tried to steal your hair? No. Not yet. If you see some black women, just run the other way. Okay. Now, there seems to be a great demand for the hair all over the world. Can the temple satisfy all the demand, or do people find other ways to get the hair? So let me get this straight. Women fall asleep, and while they're asleep, someone... Trimming their hair. Takes their hair. Does this happen a lot? Somebody is cutting hair. So you go see ''l Am Legend,'' and when you leave, you go, ''l am bald.'' Hair is worth more than gold? Yes. And women are being scalped to get this hair. Ten inches and better? It's like porno. Tell me. l'd learned that this good hair came from a religious ceremony called ''tonsure.'' And that's what I needed to see, the tonsure ceremony. If my daughters were going to eventually wear this hair, I needed to see what kind of person's head it had been on first. Over ten million people tonsure their hair every year. They tonsure their hair in exchange for the gods' blessings. Why do you tonsure your hair? You ever think about your hair? Thinkin' about seeing it again on somebody else? - God likes hair? - Yeah. Tonsure. That's the word we keep hearin'. Tonsure. Eighty-five percent of lndia's population have had their hair shaved at least twice in a lifetime in a religious ceremony known as tonsure. In lndia, hair is considered a vanity and removing hair is considered an act of self-sacrifice. By the end of the night, these pretty young girls will be baldheaded. And in a few weeks, their hair will be on the heads of doctors, lawyers, and even strippers swinging off of poles. These people have no idea where their hair's going or how much it's worth. The money made at this temple is second only to the Vatican. The hair collected here is auctioned off to exporters who distribute it around the planet. But its chief destination is the weave capital of the world, Los Angeles. - Vijay! - Hey. How's it goin', man? Good. How are you? - Can't wait to see what you got. - Oh, yes. All right, let's go in. Now, Vijay. How much money worth of hair do you have in that bag right now? Roughly about $10,000 to $15,000. - $15,000 worth of hair? - Yeah. Have you ever been robbed? No. Luckily, no. Touch wood. All right. Do you have security? No. The security is it's a suitcase, and they think it's clothes, and I'm a tourist. I need, uh... the auburn shades or the natural black? The natural black. And I need, like, 14 to 16 inch. Now, what are you lookin' for when you go through the hair? Well, one, I look to make sure that the ends are not so frayed. You know what I mean? I look to make sure that when I run my hands through it that it's silky. Okay. Now, is this your first stop today? Yes. Today, it's my first shop. So you get it first? Beverly Hills gets it first? So you start here and then you go to Compton? It's not quite like that, Rock. Everything else works like that. Okay, so you got this big-ass suitcase full of hair. And this is your first shop? Will you make it through the day with that? How long before all that hair is gone? It could be gone in a few hours. A few hours? Once the ladies get it, they want more. And they won't pay their rent to get their hair done. Yeah, there's a lot of that goin' on in America. A lot of foreclosures. But they got hair. There's no hair-closures goin' on. So if you not in the weave business, you not in the hair business. It's true, because you can't make the money. The weavin' is where the money is. It takes you up there. It puts you up there with the doctors, you know? It's that kind of income because you're finding something that you can really promote. It's like surgery. Non-surgical hair replacement. It's the real deal. You ever say, like, ''Hey, this hair is from a Hindu princess''? Charge a little extra? No. Why should I say that? Well, I've put it on some celebrities and said, ''This was on so-and-so. ''l'll sell it to you if you want it.'' They'll buy it. ''Ooh, I got so-and-so's hair.'' Really? So you can sell, like, a used weave if Angela Bassett had it? Yeah, she brings it back, then I resell it. I say, ''Angela had it on her head.'' And they like, ''Really?'' ''This is Vivica Fox hair.'' Yeah, and they'll buy. You know, she like Malaysian hair. Vivica likes Malaysian hair. She's not really into the lndian hair. I knew there was a market for selling lndian hair, but what I really wanted to know is if I could make any money at all selling black hair. Black hair! Black hair! How you doin', sir? Okay, sir. How are you? Pretty good. So you sell a lot of hair here? Yes. What kind of hair? We have Malaysian. We have the lndian hair. We have synthetic hair. We have so many different hair. Wow. Do you have any hair from Africa? Really? Can I see the African hair? Where is that? This is-- That's not African hair. That's lndian hair. It says ''lndian.'' lndia is Africa from lndians. That's lndian hair? For African women? See, I was tryin' to sell-- I had lndian hair, and I sold it easy, but the black hair, nobody-- Would you like to buy some black hair? I have all sorts of black hair here. Some of this hair is from Cleveland and Cincinnati. This hair is from Detroit. Well, you might want to take it back. So this is not good hair? Uh-uh. ls that off of someone else's... This hair was cut off at a Baptist temple. Uh, well, I couldn't-- It wouldn't be healthful for me to sell that hair here. You think somebody's going to get sickle-cell or something from wearing black hair? Oh, yes. The hair's no good. But it's black hair for black people. But black people don't wear that no more. So my nappy hair's not worth anything? They don't want to look like, you know... like, you know, Africa, like this. They want to look the style. You know, right now, you look at all the magazines, all the style, what kind of styles they have. They want sexy-looking. So this is sexy? Nobody walks around with nappy hair no more. No more. You see, how many people, they do it? No. You make sure the hair's straight. Look more natural. As far as black women wearing hair from other nationalities or the hairstyles of other ethnicities and races, you know, I would just say that European and Asian hair, the texture seems to be the style that all women seem to be trying to achieve. I always was bothered by women that had it and used it as a power thing. It's kind of like, if I'm wearing somebody else's jewelry, but I'm flexin' it on you, that's kind of fake. So if you got a wig on, but you flexin' your hair like I'm supposed to give you points for that hair, I'm not giving you those points. l'll give you points for your ass. l'll give you points for your legs or your skin, but you don't get points for that. But you whippin' it at me like-- And a real pimp can always look at a girl and know what she looks like baldheaded. Be like... You could see through the cap. I have alopecia, which causes hair loss on your head or on your body. I chose not to wear a wig for a number of reasons. There's this feeling about somehow hiding, and I never wanted to feel like I was hiding something. I wanted to deal with sort of accepting who you are and look in the mirror and feeling as though you're beautiful and legitimate. So I think the reason hair is so important is because our self-esteem is wrapped up in it. It's like a type of currency for us, even though those standards are completely unrealistic and unattainable, especially for black women. You know, you're going to be graduating soon, going out into the real world. You might have to pay your parents back for the weaves at some point. Do you think... you have a chance of getting a good job with natural hair, or are you going to need a weave to get a good job? Even though I think your Afro is kind of cute, if somebody came into my office with an Afro way out here and a suit, that just seems really out of place. It's like a contradiction. So I would kind of second-guess. And I agree with you. If I was going to, say, some new law firm, and you wanted to, you know, join, and I'm like, ''Okay, you look really nice, ''and I'm understanding what you're saying, ''but I can't get past the fact ''that you're going to be sitting with big executives and all that, ''and it's, like, they're not going to really take you seriously ''for the fact that you just don't look too put together.'' You have to kind of really have conviction with it. 'Cause there's so many pressures to straighten your hair all the time. But the resuIt is a beautiful thing, you know. And it's funny, because I always think it's interesting that to keep my hair the same texture as it grows out of my head is looked at as revolutionary. Why is that? I seek them out with the natural hair. Now, do you seek out women with natural hair 'cause it's more affordable? Absolutely. How old are you? Nineteen. Nineteen. God. Have you ever seen a woman, seen her hair, and thought, ''l can't afford her''? Sometimes. Okay. I know how you feel. Does this have an effect on the relationships between black men and black women? ls there a pressure on a black man... Right. that's dating a black woman that a white man doesn't have dating a white woman? A black man automatically knows, out the gate, especially if his mama's black, so he's already grown up in a household with a black woman. So he kind of understands the importance of getting the hair done and of the woman looking good, and he wants his woman to look good. Yeah, he probably has to make a bit of an investment in that area and just know that's part of being a black woman, and I'm going to embrace that. I'm just sayin', your woman has a head of hair, it's like a condo, and you got to pay the maintenance. When your woman's hair is jacked, it's a reflection on you. And when you date a chick, as a single guy, when I go out with a girl and I look at her, and I'm looking at her hair, first thing I know, whether we could go to the bathhouse, steaming, swimming, or a beach trip, and is it going to be a big to-do? When you have natural hair, you can do stuff. More stuff. If I get caught in the rain, it's not the end of the day. She will be, like, ''l don't want a massage,'' or, ''l don't want to go to the steam room.'' And you say, ''Why not?'' ''I'm not tense.'' You know she's tense. She's tense at the idea of the weave she just paid for just fallin' to pieces. Do you swim? I have a pool. That doesn't answer the question. I do have a pool. I can definitely get in the water. I definitely get in the water, from about here down. You don't swim? No. We don't play those games. He's got to be really special for me to get my hair wet. Taking a shower together could be more intimate than having sex. Wow. That's damn near like, ''You're my nigga for real.'' All my white classmates, whenever l'd get out of the pool and my hair went from straight to curly, they were like, ''Wow!'' And they'd pull on it. And I'm like... But they're curious. They're curious white people. It's okay. It's okay. You can touch it. But just be gentle, and if it's me. Don't just go walking up to a random black chick on the street and reach out to touch her hair, 'cause you might get hurt, your fingers broken, sawed off, something. Of course, a random white stranger shouldn't walk up and touch a black woman's hair, but what about her husband, her boyfriend? You'd be surprised. You guys, anybody ever been with a woman that you couldn't touch her hair? You know, when you can't put your hands through a woman's hair, there's a lack of intimacy. Have you ever put your hand through a black woman's hair? Not that I can remember. You can't touch a black woman's hair. You just don't touch it. Just leave it alone. Don't tell me I can't touch your head. It's decoration. Leave it alone. It's like plastic fruit? Kind of. Just leave it alone. I don't care if you got fake titties, I want to at least be able to squeeze 'em. There just can't be no off-limits to no parts of your body. If it's fake, cool, but I want to touch anyway. Like, really. Don't do that. 'Cause l'll have to fight you. So you can't touch your woman's hair? Hell, no! Not a black woman, right after she get it done. ''Nigga, I just got this done. ''Now let me wrap this up before we do anything.'' The weave, yeah, it does matter. It definitely matters if a girl got natural or weave. I like real hair. I mean, if you baldheaded, I'm cool with that, too. You can't run your fingers through, 'cause your fingers get stuck. Like a deejay! I don't want to run into the tracks and get caught up and got to reset the fingers, like, you know what I'm saying? It's like gettin' your fingernail stuck in a sweater or something, and you don't want that happening. That's just nasty. So weave-touching is off-limits? Do not touch my weave, no. I don't even touch the inside of my weave, barely. But how close can you get with somebody if you can't touch their hair? I mean, at the right time, the right place, I might be in another zone, but if I'm in my right mind, get out my weave. So what, you got to be high for somebody to touch your weave? Maybe. Weave sex is a little awkward. What do you do? I guess stay on top. So if you're makin' love to one of these women and you want to roll your hands through their hair, you just got to really put all the... Put all your effort in the bangs. My advice for men when they're making love to a woman who has a weave is keep your hands on the titties. That's probably the safest bet. On the titties. You can only touch up to here, but if you get here, that's the forbidden zone? Exactly. You grab it during sex, it's going to tear the relationship's ass up. It's going to hurt the relationship, definitely, if you grab it during sex, 'cause it's going to go here, there. They don't want you pulling that tail! Maybe we stayed together back in the old days 'cause Kunta Kinte could put his hands through Kizzy's hair, thus bringing them closer together. Kizzy was his daughter. Oh, Kizzy was his daughter. I messed up. Does your wife let you touch her hair? The question is, do I let her touch mine? So I hung out with her a couple of times. You know, we went from partying to, like, maybe we should do something. You know, been over to my house a couple times, laid up in the bed a couple times. I ain't get at it yet, but I'm close. But I haven't ran my fingers through her hair because I'm not sure, is she really... ls that all her hair? And I don't want to ask her is that all her hair. And I don't want to fool around and rub my fingers through it, and say, ''Wait, wait, wait, wait.'' That ''wait, don't do that.'' I don't want to ruin the rhythm, so I've been waiting for a period where I ask her, what are the rules and regulations of messing with your hair and making you feel sexy? But I haven't got there yet. I'm still waiting for that moment. Hold up there. Hold a minute. I was making love to this woman one time, right? And I was, you know, gettin' it from the back. You know what I mean, right? You was getting it from the back? Doggy-style! And she told me-- She told me to pull her hair. And when I pulled her hair... it came off. I said, ''Uh-oh. ''l think it looks like a man.'' - Oh, no! - But it wasn't. - We ain't talkin' about that. - But it wasn't. Baldheaded as could be. So you cannot touch a black woman's hair. You can't. Wrong. You can't do it. Understandably so. If you paid $150 for a haircut, you wouldn't want people touchin' your head. You can't touch the weave? When was the last time you touched a woman's hair? 1986, before the market crash. The market crashed in '87, October 19th. The last time I was allowed to touch a broad's hair was... '86, somewhere in there. White women love you to touch their hair. Pull it, yank it. Twirlin' 'em around by it. Jump off the ceiling with it. Jump off the cliff and hang-glide with it. ls this why black men-- some black men favor white women? - Yes. - No! I don't favor them, though. But some black men-- not you-- some black men do favor-- - White women. - Yes. Do you feel a level of intimacy with a white woman that you cannot feel with a black woman? - Yes, I do! - I'm not going to say that. l'll speak up myself! Hell, yeah! Because there's no rules. I can do things with a white broad that I can't do with a black, yes! Not true. You got to find the right black woman. It's no secret that some of the best conversations happen in barbershops and hair salons. While the big hair business, like manufacturing and distribution isn't in black hands, these barbershops and hair salons employ thousands of black men and women all over the country, feed black babies, and send thousands of black kids to college. And they continue to act as social centers in their communities. As the barber, what is your role in the community? I'm the doctor. I'm the psychiatrist. Whatever it is you need, if I can help you, l'll try to help you. It's still an industry where somebody can go into business, make a lot of money, not have a college education, be able to do something wonderful for themselves and for their families and maybe even their communities. But there's this expression, this creative expression of black people that I think is shown when we see all of these amazing individual hairstyles. But what's the definition of style? Right there, that's style. See that? It's like a sculpture. Hairdressers are superstars. Barbers are superstars that are bigger than doctors, lawyers. What are your hair dreams? I want to own a whole chain of salons. - Like lHOPs. - Right. What's your hair dream? What's my hair dream? To own my own salon and be a platform artist. Platform artist? At the Bronner Brothers Show? Right. Like at the Bronner Brothers Show. So here we are in Atlanta. After months of rehearsals in the heat, fish tanks, Botox clinics, churches, and day spas, we finally made it to the Bronner Brothers hair competition, all in the pursuit of good hair. Now let's break it down. We have Jason, the self-proclaimed Rosa Parks of good hair, the favorite to win even though no one has seen him practice. I told everybody to be here around 3:00. It's 3:05. It is what it is. We've got Tanya and Kevin, who have some beautiful models... Oh, God! And the heavenly Father in their corner. Victory, Lord, in the name of Jesus and the Father, let Your will be done. And then there's Freddie, the old pro with the tragic history of elaborate themes gone wrong. Are they connected, they set up okay? And then there's Derek, a guy who's all about the hair. Have you seen the boots? Wow! That is some boot. All of them as representative of the black hair industry as anything the Bronner Brothers put on their shelves. Yes, folks, this is the alpha and omega, where it all begins and some of it ends, where the weave monster sleeps and the world of curl leaks. It's the Bronner Brothers Hair Battle Royale. Now let's get ready to do some really good hair. Hair is a woman's glory. And that you share that glory with your family. Okay, before we start, let's meet our judges. First up, the beauty surgeon, Dr. Dave Ray, internationally known weaveologist, Sammy Jones, hot comb expert Britannica Stewart, and, of course, former champion, the legendary Patrick Antonio Bradley. Welcome to the Hair Battle Royale. Here are the basic rules. There are four categories that each contestant will be judged on: originality, creativity, hairstyles, and audience participation. There's a mandatory three-cut. Three heads of hair must be combed and styled. They have fifteen minutes to complete a look-- a fantasy look or an avant-garde look. And finally, they must present a central theme on stage with music. Tanya Crumel was born in New York and raised in Birmingham, Alabama. Tanya has been doing hair for twelve years under the instruction of Kevin Kirk. She gives total thanks to the Lord every single day. Ladies and gentlemen, give Tanya a great big round of applause. Can you feel the flows? Tanya came to hit hard! Don't hurt her. She don't want no split decision. She wants a knockout. Tanya Crumel. How'd you feel? I feel good! ls there anything you would change? Just when we were all certain that Tanya couldn't be topped, Jason's models arrived... with 700 carats of diamonds. Even our own camera crew was taken by surprise. Would this be the deciding factor in the 60th Annual Bronner Brothers Hair Battle Royale? Let's see. I was having the most amazing dream. Oh, well, it's time to go to work! Time to get that work done. Exercise. Getting in shape. Now we know why Jason didn't rehearse. No one needs to choreograph hot women with no clothes on. If you like what you see, let me hear some noise out there. Jason Griggers. Will it be a knockout? You're the best, Papa. Thank you. We'll see who's best, Mama. With such a hard act to follow, I could see that Freddie was cracking down on her team and internalizing the pressure. Make sure when I cut you or curl, you work the judges. Work the judges. Smile. Seductive. Smile. There's no question that Freddie is a brilliant mind in the hair world, but after the failure of Broke Front Mountain, her success will depend on her ability to translate her concept into good hair. It's obvious at this point that Jason's styling ability is a thorn in Freddie's side. Freddie will have to harness her amateur models and rely on a complicated concept to earn the belt. All right, make some noise for Freddie J., ladies and gentlemen. Freddie had her whole camp out there exercising. The judges have no idea what's goin' on. Freddie really made it simple this time. Freddie knows how to handle it. Oh, my goodness, what are they doin'? She tryin' to cut her hair in there. She's cutting that hair underwater. I think they threw her in. What's goin' on? I need some help. Get the lights on. Freddie had a secret move. Freddie J. Come on, Atlanta, give it up for Freddie J. Aquarium, aquarium! Freddie! You did great. How'd you think it went? I didn't even know what was going on. While Freddie and her team were still catching their breath, scores of dancers and models began to amass around Derek J. He is Bronner Brothers' current Male Hairstylist of the Year. He will radiate his greatest potential to the world. So you're closin' the show? Yeah. They opened for me, Now it's time to have the all-time headliner. So you going to take this to the next level. Yes. Good luck. Ladies and gentlemen, I know you are ready to see the Battle continue. He is Derek J. He's in the house. Oh, my goodness! Remember, the maximum number of people allowed on stage is ten. Anything more should result in an automatic disqualification. Uh-oh. I think... he wants... to knock out. Ladies and gentlemen... Derek J. That was way more than ten people. - And nude. - But they was not on the stage. You know what I'm sayin'? So he found a loophole. You can have twenty dancers on the side of the stage, but they can't be on the stage. Yeah, but if I get two plane tickets to go to New York, and I show up with ten people and go, ''Well, they're not going to sit,'' they don't let me on the plane. I understand what you're sayin', but-- So this man brought seventy people? It's a band. Earth, Wind, and Fire don't got seventy people. Even though the judges have not deliberated yet, Heavenly Father, we're going to stand in our faith and claim victory right now, Lord. Who do you think won? We did! Of course. All right. Take care. - Okay. - Stay off the pipe. You guys still think you're going to win? Of course. There's no question. We're more about the substance than the show. They need to bring it back where it's about hair. Jason's assistant was right. At the end of the day, it's all about hair. And even though none of them cut that much hair, one of them was about to win this contest. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a champion. Our winner is... Derek J. Did you all have Derek winning? Yes. Bringing out the marching band actually used more than ten people at one time. But they were not on the stage. To be honest with you, he was brilliant. Everything tied in for him. Jason was number two, but he was actually first in the hairstyles. But just like in basketball, you have to play offense and defense. Freddie's I didn't quite get it. I was like, ''Well, where is the connection here?'' You know, these people are in the club. ls there, you know, a fish tank in the club? It didn't congeal. So, Tanya lost. What advice would you have for her? Originality. Now, if she had did her homework and realized that cutting upside-down-- some of the other competitors have done that years before. She's new to this, but maybe by the third time, she'll be all right. This is our Hollywood. Competing has literally become a profession in itself. In trying to understand the world of black hair, I've been all over the world, and I've talked to all sorts of people. I've seen sodium hydroxide in its rawest form and in the heads of four-year-old girls. I've seen some people pay thousands for hair and others give it away to God. I've learned that the black hair industry generates billions of dollars... mostly for white people and Asians. I've hung out with the best hairdressers in the country and watched a thrilling hair competition. I've seen black women work hard in their own businesses to give other black women straight hair. So what do I tell my daughters? I tell them that the stuff on top of their heads is nowhere near as important as the stuff inside their heads. Once we realized and identified who we were, then it became personal. Now I am also free to be who I want to be no matter what. So my relaxed hair is just, to me, as African-based as an Afro, because all of that came out of black culture. But I don't think it should be-- I don't think this is-- I'm not my hair. You know, it's just like putting on clothes. It changes, it alters your appearance. And it also alters the way that you are perceived to the world. Hair's very strong. There is no good hair. Hair is hair. You have to embrace what God's given you naturally and keep it moving. You got to work with what you got. Or weave in what you don't got. Or weave in what you don't got. Hey. This is like soul music crossing over, this weave thing. We don't even know how many white girls really got weaves. We should look at that, Chris. We should find out which of these girls that we think got long, wavy hair really got a weave? Black hair care manufacturers have turned the black hair care industry into a chemical waste dump. Who cares? Not one piece of research have gone on in America, while we have gone to the moon and walked on the moon, when our scientists have not even walked on a black woman's head. Natural hair is freedom. Black women, yes, we are high-maintenance. But with us, you get so much. I just think that women shouldn't point fingers at other women for whatever they're doing to enhance their bodies. Other than that, do whatever makes you feel good, because, trust me, if a woman ain't happy with herself, she going to bring nothing but pain |
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